B&T Extra: Alli Breen with Sexy Time

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show Extra: Alli Breen with Sexy Time

Date: April 7, 2026
Host(s): Bob, Tom, Jess, Christy, Willie, Christopher
Guest: Alli Breen

Episode Overview

This episode of B&T Extra features the beloved "Sexy Time" segment with comedian and advice-giver Alli Breen. The panel dives into listener letters about modern relationship challenges, from awkward living situations and dubious wedding etiquette to sugar dating and tricky friendships. Blending humor, real talk, and comedic riffs, the hosts and Alli discuss the tough questions sent by fans, each trying to untangle matters of the heart with wit and irreverence.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Remote Work and Martial Stress

• Listener Dilemma: A husband working from home is told by his wife to "take a break"—she wants him to move out temporarily, despite him being the breadwinner.
• Panel's Take:
  • Sympathy for the wife’s need for space, given his constant presence.
  • Suggestions: Consider co-working spaces, coffee shops, or joining a gym instead of moving out entirely.
  • Acknowledgment that “needing a break” could be a deeper marital issue.
• Notable Quote:
  • Tom: “You’re gonna uproot your kid?” (03:00)
  • Jess: “Just move out.” (03:39)

2. Ex’s Photos Still Up

• Listener Dilemma: New girlfriend wonders if her partner isn’t over his ex, since wedding and family photos remain up years after divorce.
• Panel's Take:
  • Some hosts think he’s just oblivious or lazy, others see it as a red flag.
  • Suggestions: Bring new photos to hang, scotch tape a new pic over the ex.
• Notable Quotes:
  • Bob: “Look at this great tux I’m wearing in a beautiful church, but I’m by myself.” (05:44)
  • Jess: "You could scotch tape a picture of yourself over her." (06:48)

3. Seeking Arrangements—Sugar Dating

• Listener Dilemma: College student considers joining Seeking Arrangements for extra cash; her mother calls it prostitution.
• Panel's Take:
  • Explanation of "sugar dating" and its nuances.
  • Risks and rewards: Easy money vs. potential danger.
  • Comparison to using apps like Tinder; humor about extreme risks.
• Notable Quotes:
  • Christy: “Life’s all about risk, right?” (08:40)
  • Willie: “Basement better than crawlsp[ace]. At least the guy’s gonna afford a finished basement.” (08:53)

4. Cover Charge for Weddings?

• Listener Dilemma: Cash-strapped couple considers charging a “cover” for their wedding in lieu of gifts.
• Panel's Take:
  • Willie jokes no one actually wants to go to weddings; Christy argues she loves them.
  • Consensus: Suggest a “house fund” instead of gifts, but never a cover charge.
  • Comedic riff on wedding sponsorships and product placements in ceremonies.
• Notable Quotes:
  • Bob: “Do you take this bride courtesy of Hyundai?” (12:26)
  • Willie: "No one except the bride and groom wants to be at that wedding." (10:14)

5. Flirty Husband and Suspected Affair

• Listener Dilemma: A woman suspects her friend’s husband (very flirty) is having an affair—her child saw him at another mom's house.
• Panel's Take:
  • Overwhelming advice: Stay out of it; the truth will come out naturally.
  • Gallows humor as panel downplays seriousness or implies innocence.
• Notable Quotes:
  • Tom: “No, keep your mouth shut.” (14:01)
  • Jess: “The kid’s already narcing on him, so he’s screwed.” (14:31)

6. One Night Stand with a Friend

• Listener Dilemma: Male listener romantically hooked up with a female friend after a breakup, regrets it, but she wants more.
• Panel's Take:
  • Christy and Jess suggest honesty: Say you're not ready for a new relationship, make it about "needing time" for yourself.
  • Caution to be careful, as emotions are involved.
• Notable Quotes:
  • Christy: “Don’t make it about her, just make it all about yourself.” (15:45)
  • Jess: “This girl has been waiting for this moment her entire life...” (15:48)

7. Step-Parent Boundaries

• Listener Dilemma: Man moved in with girlfriend and her unruly 6-year-old son. Girlfriend says he can’t discipline the child unless they marry.
• Panel's Take:
  • Most say don’t push it; relationship doesn’t grant parental authority unless married.
  • Lots of jokes about the awkwardness of disciplining a kid who calls you by your first name.
• Notable Quotes:
  • Christy: “You can't discipline a child that calls you by your first name.” (17:53)

8. Suspicious Phone Loss During Girls' Trip

• Listener Dilemma: Girlfriend “drops her phone in the ocean” on a girls’ trip, is out of contact all week. Boyfriend is suspicious.
• Panel's Take:
  • The group jokes about the convenience and implausibility of the excuse.
  • Real advice: If there’s no trust, that’s a bigger issue.
• Notable Quotes:
  • Christy: “I think it’s genius.” (18:42)
  • Bob: “No one would do it on purpose. These phones are a thousand bucks or whatever.” (19:18)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Tom: “Are you gonna uproot your kid?” (03:00)
• Bob: “Look at this great tux I’m wearing in a beautiful church, but I’m by myself.” (05:44)
• Jess: "You could scotch tape a picture of yourself over her." (06:48)
• Christy: “Life’s all about risk, right?” (08:40)
• Willie: "Basement better than crawlsp[ace]. At least the guy’s gonna afford a finished basement." (08:53)
• Bob: “Do you take this bride courtesy of Hyundai?” (12:26)
• Christy: “Don’t make it about her, just make it all about yourself.” (15:45)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [02:00] – Alli Breen joins for Sexy Time; first letter (remote work marital stress)
• [04:44] – Ex’s wedding photos dilemma
• [07:02] – Seeking Arrangements and sugar dating
• [09:42] – Charging a cover at weddings
• [13:32] – Flirty husband, suspected affair
• [15:00] – One night stand with a friend
• [16:33] – Step-parenting and discipline boundaries
• [18:16] – Suspicious phone loss on girls’ trip

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Episode Tone & Style

The conversation is lively, irreverent, and full of comedic tangents. Hosts and guest volley jabs, make self-deprecating jokes, and riff on modern romance with sarcasm, but ultimately offer grounded advice. The tone is honest—sometimes blunt—and often borders on the absurd, which longtime listeners will expect and enjoy.

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Summary:
This episode delivers classic "Sexy Time" fun: awkward questions, real-life conundrums, and the unfiltered, hilarious takes of the BOB & TOM crew with Alli Breen. Whether you’re wrestling with modern dating etiquette or just in it for the laughs, the panel covers it all—brutally honest, always entertaining.

Transcript

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[Christopher]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything. Coming up on the big show today. Ali Breen with Sexy Time coming up in just a minute.

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[Bob]

All right, Sexy Time with Allie Breen from New York City.

[Tom]

Hey Allie.

[Bob]

There she is. We got Allie on the big screen. Hi Allie. You're back home again.

[Ally Breen]

Back home, New York City. Freezing cold.

[Bob]

Well, it's freezing cold. Wasn't it freezing cold in Florida when you were there?

[Ally Breen]

It was freezing cold. But in New York we have snowbanks that still haven't been shoveled away, so it's a lot worse here.

[Bob]

Now the name of the show is Sexy Time. The way this works is folks out there that have love trouble they know that we can help them. Perhaps. So they send you letters and we give them advice. So what have you got for us, Ally?

[Ally Breen]

Dear Allie, I have been remotely employed for two years and I'm always home in our one bedroom apartment. My wife is now saying she needs to take a break. We have a two year old daughter and we live together. They would stay in the apartment and I would have to leave and go back to my family for the break period. But I'm the one who pays for everything, so isn't this unfair? Shouldn't she have to leave?

[Tom]

Oh, my God.

[Ally Breen]

She has the kid. Oh, my God.

[Willie]

Well, true.

[Tom]

You're gonna uproot your kid?

[Ally Breen]

Yes, she's gonna do it.

[Willie]

I guess we need more information. Who did what to who and why. What facilitated the.

[Tom]

She needs a break. Huh?

[Willie]

She needs a break.

[Ally Breen]

Where he's home all the time. I think it sounds like he's always there.

[Bob]

Yeah, that can be rough. I have a couple friends that are in that situation where they work from home. Yeah. One of my friends, when he started working from home, his wife said, I am not making you lunch every day. Stay in your place. So it was too much of a. Too much of a good thing. Yeah, he should find a place he can go.

[Tom]

Yeah. I don't know if he has to move back with his family, but go

[Jess]

to a coffee shop or something.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, just move out.

[Tom]

One of the days.

[Willie]

Who among us hasn't observed a job interview at Starbucks? Come on, just go there, run your business.

[Tom]

Don't they have all those businesses now where you can just rent a cubicle for. I know where I do my podcast, they have cubicles you can just go and work from like every day.

[Christy]

Co working spaces.

[Tom]

Yeah. You don't need to move out.

[Bob]

So we've actually solved one.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Well, thank you very much.

[Willie]

Or you could just get divorced.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Are they married?

[Willie]

Oh, yeah, there you go. That'd make it even easier.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, my wife.

[Tom]

Yeah, my wife's okay.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

He should just offer. He should be like, why don't I just join a gym and be away for a couple hours and. Yeah, do some work from Starbucks and see how that goes.

[Tom]

It sounds like she really. She wants a break.

[Bob]

A real break. Forever break.

[Tom]

There's more to this than just him working at home.

[Bob]

Okay, let's move on. Ali Breen is our guest. A L, L, I B R E E N, I spell it because you can send your letters to Ally on various social media platforms. You'll also find her on OnlyFansly. B, A, L, L, I. Okay, what do you got, Ally?

[Ally Breen]

Dear Ally, the guy I'm dating has been divorced for four years and all of his wedding and family pictures are still up all over his house. Is this normal, or do you think he's not over her? I feel like if I have to ask him to take them down, it's different than him just wanting to do it himself. Is it just that he's not that into me? And what would he say if I asked him? Isn't he just lazy?

[Jess]

Like, I don't change photos?

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Jess]

I don't even think about it unless I really hate someone and he's hanging on my wall.

[Christy]

I've lived in my place in Chicago six months. I don't have a single photo hanging. And every week I go, this is the week.

[Tom]

Wedding photos, though, after four years, wedding

[Christy]

photos you can get. But also photos of his kids. He's gonna keep up the photos of his kids?

[Tom]

Yeah. Family photos, I guess.

[Bob]

Isn't there some kind of a program you can get now where you take a photo and it would eliminate her from the family photos and you could put them back?

[Tom]

What, are you going to put your wedding picture up with nothing in it

[Ally Breen]

but you

[Willie]

standing with your arm around nothing? Look at this great tux.

[Bob]

Look at this great tux I'm wearing

[Tom]

in a beautiful church, but I'm by myself.

[Bob]

I mean, maybe he's just oblivious or. Yeah, something's wrong with you. You got to take him down.

[Tom]

That's not normal.

[Jess]

I actually think he is. I think he's oblivious and not even thinking about it.

[Christy]

Yeah. Just bring it up and say, hey, what if we went and got some photos done of ourselves and we could take down one of you and your ex and put up one of us? How about that?

[Tom]

Right? Yeah. There you go.

[Ally Breen]

I mean, that might be a little pushy, though, to want yourself in that spot.

[Willie]

You know, I wasn't gonna mention this, but my mother invented. You cut the head out of the offending party in whatever picture that you're looking at. And then you only see an odd hole where the photo. That way, I mean, you have to take the picture down to cut the hole out, but then you put it

[Ally Breen]

back up with the hole. That's so serial killer. Like, I love it.

[Willie]

Oh, absolutely. Yeah. About it.

[Bob]

And I. I have a question. I wonder if it's. If the apartment's really dusty. Maybe this guy just never cleans, never thinks about it changing.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Jess]

Allergies. And doesn't want to stir up dust. Basically, no Deciding.

[Bob]

But I'd like you already go get a picture of the two of you and you know, give it to him as a president. Go. Now we can replace the one of you and Gertrude up there.

[Jess]

You could scotch tape a picture of yourself over her.

[Tom]

That'd be funny.

[Christy]

Good idea.

[Tom]

And just see how long it takes for him to realize that's funny.

[Bob]

That's a great idea.

[Willie]

There you go.

[Ally Breen]

Great problem, Sol.

[Bob]

Brilliant. Thank you, Wallsey. Let's move on. What do you got, Ali?

[Ally Breen]

Killing it. Dear allie, I'm a 20 year old college student. I'm totally broke and one of my best friends goes on dates using Seeking arrangements and makes a ton of money that way. My mom says it's prostitution, but my friend says it's just dating with benefits. Good idea or bad idea. I'm so tempted.

[Bob]

Wait a minute. Wait. Explain this again.

[Tom]

Seeking arrangements is like a dating website, but it's not. It's. It's usually gentlemen, usually older looking for a younger girl to take out to dinner or. I know I have a girlfriend. Do they pay daughter does this.

[Bob]

They pay them.

[Jess]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Yeah, very well.

[Ally Breen]

Wait, so how does it go with the daughter? She.

[Tom]

These are on, right? Yeah. She's been in a long term relationship with someone that takes care of her monetarily.

[Willie]

It's going very well.

[Bob]

I love.

[Willie]

Love her very much.

[Bob]

So that's the arrange.

[Tom]

She doesn't live in the same city as him. They see each other. Not very often.

[Bob]

Do they do the horizontal mambo.

[Tom]

That's. I don't. She says no, I don't know. But there are gentlemen out there who will pay just to have female, you know, companionship for dinner or.

[Bob]

Yeah, but the one in their letter sounds like she's cashing in on this, so.

[Tom]

Yeah, well, this.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, and I think it is a thing with college students because they are broke and it is the age range. Probably older guys are really seeking companionship from.

[Tom]

Yep.

[Ally Breen]

So.

[Tom]

And they make good money.

[Jess]

Yeah, as long as you're not getting murdered by some crazy guy.

[Tom]

Well, there's that.

[Christy]

It's pretty much a 5050 shot of like. Yeah, either you can pay for your books this semester or you might end up in a basement. You know, life's all about risk, right?

[Willie]

Hey, nothing ventured, nothing ventured, nothing gained.

[Bob]

Yeah, basement better than crawlsp. At least the guy's gonna afford a finished basement.

[Willie]

Take a chance. Take a big swing.

[Christy]

Come on, life's all about you might end up in a dungeon.

[Ally Breen]

It's not like that can't happen to you on Tinder too, though. You don't end up with your books. You're in a basement with nothing.

[Tom]

Yeah, you didn't even get the books.

[Willie]

They remodeled Buffalo Bill's house. From Silence of the Lambs down to, like, the brick. They restored it rather to the same exact. It's gorgeous. Including. Yes, the pit has been redone and brought. Yeah, it looks. It looks amazing.

[Tom]

And you get to tour it. Do you pay for it?

[Willie]

Oh, you can. Yeah, you can. Not better than that. It's an Airbnb. You can stay there, I'm sure.

[Ally Breen]

Oh, my God.

[Willie]

Oh, yeah. Big fat girl.

[Christopher]

That's right.

[Bob]

Okay, Allie Brain is our guest once again. A L L I B R E E N. We'll help you with your love troubles. What have you got, Allie?

[Ally Breen]

Dear Allie, I'm engaged and I'm planning a wedding in the next year. And my husband and I have very small funds. We want to put a down payment in for a house, but we have to wait at least a year or two after the wedding. A lot of people say, in lieu of gifts, make donations. But I want to say, in lieu of gifts, pay what's equivalent to a cover charge. It's going to be a great party, so why not? But my husband says, no way. Why wouldn't that be?

[Willie]

Okay, here's the sad. Well, no, no. This is just. We're all adults, right?

[Ally Breen]

Right.

[Willie]

No one.

[Ally Breen]

Yes.

[Willie]

No one except the bride and groom wants to be at that wedding. Nobody. Nobody you invite. No one has ever gotten a wedding invitation goes, hot damn, I get to go to a wedding. Nobody's ever done that.

[Christy]

I disagree with you. I think that you guys are getting too old and grumpy for this. If I get a wedding invite, I get genuinely excited.

[Willie]

Is that right?

[Ally Breen]

Yes.

[Willie]

Now, what about the wedding invitation excites you?

[Christy]

Because I get to go see my friends. I get an excuse to have an

[Tom]

open bar and dance and with pretty girls.

[Christy]

Have you seen me move on a dance floor?

[Willie]

Hang on a second. I hadn't thought about your moves. You're right. And now when I go to weddings,

[Christy]

I bring a special powder because my hair gets so sweaty. And then I put that in and

[Willie]

I look good to go.

[Christy]

Now bring in dry shampoo.

[Willie]

When you said special powder, I had no idea where that was.

[Tom]

Wow, he's really popular.

[Christy]

I have a. I'm bringing dry shampoo.

[Bob]

Damn it.

[Ally Breen]

That's not what I.

[Christy]

You said you take a special.

[Willie]

I have a follow up will bring the party the next wedding you get invited to. Can I get invited to it.

[Christy]

Oh, my gosh. I get a plus one every time.

[Willie]

Damn. I'm there.

[Bob]

You could be the plus one.

[Willie]

I'll be the plus one. If I get will see Willie's moves. I'm there.

[Christy]

Oh, Willie. Who's your date? That girl the bar? No, it's that older gentleman dancing over there.

[Willie]

That's right. I'll bring a special for me on.

[Tom]

On Seeking. That looks like Trick.

[Christy]

Is that the guy in the Washington cap you can see?

[Willie]

Yeah, that's him. Hi. How are you?

[Bob]

Ally? We had a story earlier this year about a couple. I want to say it was in France. Maybe I don't have it in front of me. They sold sponsorships. Remember this like, like, like a NASCAR thing. The guy had on his tuxedo. On his tuxedo.

[Willie]

That's the angle they should go for.

[Bob]

Yeah, that was kind of. That was sort of funny. But I don't think you want to ask people to pay to get in because, I mean, you've been to their wed things and it's.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Jess]

Don't do a cover. Just say in lieu of gifts, please donate to our house fund.

[Tom]

Exactly.

[Jess]

People would love to help for that.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, definitely. And it's still a choice. They don't get forced to. Right. You know, does that work if you're not.

[Willie]

Not getting married?

[Jess]

If you just get registries for anything,

[Ally Breen]

maybe they could Kickstarter.

[Bob]

So as someone who has performed weddings now I'm. I'm licensed, thanks to the Internet.

[Willie]

That is a chilling thought.

[Bob]

You could. Because you could write your own vows. There are certain things that legally one has to say as part of them, but you could throw in like, ads.

[Ally Breen]

Oh, that would be great. Yep. Sponsored by.

[Bob]

Do you take this bride courtesy of Hyundai, the new Palisade. No plates on the.

[Willie]

I tell you what, you. May we talk about price? I'll make a video for you and do the commercials. How about that? We have to talk about price.

[Ally Breen]

Dance services just put up an option for anyone who wants him to come with his special powder.

[Willie]

I do.

[Christy]

Get it started. The special powder is just dry shampoo.

[Willie]

The wedding.

[Christy]

The wedding lasts for three days.

[Bob]

I think the best thing about wedding. The best thing about weddings. Wedding cake is delicious.

[Jess]

Oh, yeah.

[Ally Breen]

I agree. Yeah.

[Willie]

Honest. Yeah, I don't.

[Bob]

White cake, white frosting. Oh, my God.

[Willie]

Don't care for the white cake.

[Tom]

Well, nobody has just white cake anymore at weddings. They're all fancy.

[Bob]

Well, Christy, you obviously would know, being a veteran of several.

[Willie]

You can open up a bakery believably. This. This man has never been divorced.

[Christy]

Did you know that?

[Willie]

Unbelievable. Boy, oh, boy. What's it like from your ivory tower? White. My God,

[Bob]

Ali Breen, what else have you got over there?

[Ally Breen]

Dear Ally, my friend's husband is very flirty with all of her friends. He goes out of his way to give these over the top compliments and acts like. And she acts like she finds it adorable. I think he's actually having an affair with my kid's friend's mom. She's divorced and single, and my daughter said she saw him at her house last night. She was there and he wasn't really friendly. He was just trying to leave without being noticed. How should I handle this? I don't want to get my kid caught up in the middle, but I think she should know.

[Tom]

No, keep your mouth shut.

[Willie]

Yeah, keep your mouth. He's fine. He's not doing anything wrong.

[Bob]

He's a good boy.

[Christy]

He's a good boy.

[Willie]

He's a good man.

[Tom]

She's going to find out.

[Bob]

I'm so confused here, but. So he's flirting with everybody?

[Tom]

Yeah. There's a guy that flirts with all the ladies, but this one lady, apparently he is now having an affair with that she thinks.

[Willie]

No, no, no. He's just a good guy. He was helping her out a little bit, moving some things in, you know,

[Jess]

the kid's already narcing on him, so he's screwed.

[Ally Breen]

He's got to be nervous if he knows he was seen. I mean, that's halfway there.

[Tom]

Somebody will say something. You don't need to.

[Willie]

Yeah, I agree.

[Bob]

Okay, let's move on. Ali, what else you got?

[Willie]

What is it Chris Rock saying about cheating on your significant other? If you cheat, you're gonna get caught.

[Ally Breen]

That's right.

[Willie]

It's true.

[Ally Breen]

Especially these days. You can track everyone doing everything. It's like, I don't know how people get away with anything.

[Tom]

I don't either.

[Ally Breen]

Dear Ally, my. Oh, I went through a really bad makeup and went out drinking with a bunch of friends to try to get over it. And I ended up hooking up with one of my closest female friends. Unfortunately, not a very attractive one. She's a guy.

[Tom]

Wait, time out.

[Bob]

This is a guy.

[Tom]

Is this a guy?

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, this is a guy. She then told me that she's always had a crush on me and is so excited we're finally able to date. But to me, it was literally a one night hookup that I regret I've never thought about her that way before. How do I get this message across without losing one of my very good friends.

[Christy]

I've always said it crushes you. Just say, I'm getting out of this relationship. I need to focus on myself and be single for a while. And I wouldn't want this to affect our friendship.

[Jess]

And I value you more. More as a friend than a romantic partner.

[Christy]

I don't even, I think that. Don't even make it about that. Just make it all about yourself.

[Jess]

This girl has been waiting for this moment her entire life and she's bad for her.

[Christy]

Jess, you're emotionally unavailable. You're not ready right now. You're gonna be totally okay.

[Ally Breen]

Well, no, but Jess is right, because once he starts seeing another girl, this girl's gonna be like, wait, I thought you weren't ready. So it has to include, you know, that you're just a friend.

[Willie]

I just.

[Christy]

I'm just saying, if you guys want to talk about a guy that needs to say that he's emotionally unavailable and not ready, this is one place where I can give pretty good advice. So I would say don't mess with the master.

[Willie]

You're doing some research on that project right now, aren't you?

[Christy]

It's been a fun summer. It's February.

[Willie]

There you go. Hell of a summer.

[Bob]

Ally, we have time for, I think, one more letter. What do you got?

[Ally Breen]

Dear Allie, I moved in with my girlfriend and her six year old son. This kid is a spoiled brat and when I'm around, I'm trying to teach him manners. He has a temper, he has tantrums, he complains. And then she yells at me and tells me I'm not his dad. When I reprimand him, I said, I know, but as a live in boyfriend, I should have some parental type privileges, am I right? And she said, not till I put a ring on her finger. Who's right here.

[Willie]

Well, this sounds like a warm, wonderful relationship.

[Christy]

You guys just get married? Yes.

[Willie]

That'll fix everything.

[Jess]

Just so we can spank him.

[Bob]

Yeah, there you go. Get married so you can hit him.

[Ally Breen]

Put that in the vows.

[Willie]

Yeah, with kids, you know. Never mind.

[Bob]

Yeah, this one, this is a rough one. That's not going to change even if they get married.

[Tom]

Nope, nope, nope.

[Ally Breen]

But if you're a live in, it's different than just being a casual boyfriend. He should have some parental rights, I would think. I mean, maybe I'm wrong not being a parent, but it's like if the kid's going wild and you live there too, you should be able to tell them to calm down.

[Tom]

Yeah, I agree.

[Bob]

Good luck with that.

[Jess]

Basic human Behavior.

[Willie]

Yeah, well, other than that's her son and you're just a guy that she met in a bar. I wouldn't try to fight that battle.

[Christy]

You can't discipline a child that calls you by your first name. You know you can't. He calls you Eerie. He can't do a lot.

[Willie]

Whatever you say, Neil.

[Christy]

Make your bed. Make me. Bill, I want to end on a positive note.

[Willie]

Why don't you kiss my ass? Bill?

[Bob]

Oh, I want to end on a positive note. Ally. Let's try to get one more letter in. What do you got?

[Ally Breen]

Dear Ally, my girlfriend went on a girls trip to Miami, and on day one, she said she dropped her phone in the ocean and she was out of contact for the whole week.

[Willie]

Yeah, she did. Oh, yeah, she did. God, I hope she found it miraculously at the end of the trip.

[Ally Breen]

Turned back on. No, it said she came back and she really did need a new phone. But the timing is so suspicious. I don't know if she actually ruined it on purpose. What do you guys think?

[Christy]

I think it's genius.

[Willie]

Yeah, it's good. Other than I don't know how to actually tell them that I found the phone, so maybe. Good start, though.

[Tom]

Well, I hope you trust her more than that.

[Ally Breen]

I mean, right? That's the first thing.

[Tom]

Right?

[Ally Breen]

Exactly.

[Tom]

I mean, come on. If you don't trust.

[Ally Breen]

If the trust is that bad. It's already a issue. I would think.

[Bob]

P.S. she has a piece of pepperoni on her face or it's a shanker.

[Willie]

You're going hard. You turned that way up a notch.

[Bob]

Sorry. I, I this. She just dropped her phone.

[Jess]

I think she actually did.

[Bob]

No one would do it on purpose. These phones are a thousand bucks or whatever. Now no one's gonna toss one in the ocean. On pur.

[Tom]

If I dropped my phone, I was gone for a week. I would go to a store in Miami and buy a phone.

[Willie]

But isn't there a. She doesn't have time.

[Bob]

She's too busy banging some other guy in the beach.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google Play and Stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

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[Ally Breen]

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