B&T Extra: Alli Breen with Sexy Time

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Extra: Alli Breen with Sexy Time — March 5, 2026

Episode Overview

This "Bob & Tom Extra" episode features comedian and "sexpert" Alli Breen as she tackles listeners’ relationship questions in the beloved “Sexy Time” segment. The playful panel — Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Kristi Lee, Ace Cosby, Bob Kevoian, Josh Arnold, and guest Alli Breen — offer their signature mix of irreverent humor and tongue-in-cheek advice, riffing on love, breakups, insecurity, and the perils of modern romance.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Emoji Etiquette and Family Innocence

[04:06 – 05:30]

• Tom Griswold receives a nose-blowing emoji from his mom and is confused about the meaning.
  • Quote: "My mom just sent me the nose blowing emoji." – Tom ([04:06])
• Ally Breen jokes she’d have been more confused by an eggplant emoji from her mom.
• Light teasing about generational innocence regarding emoji use and misunderstanding.

2. Alli Breen’s Home Life and Cooking Skills

[05:30 – 06:08]

• The group notes Ally is at her dad’s house, surrounded by books.
• Ace Cosby pokes fun at her cooking admission:
  • Quote: "Ali said she couldn't make a hot dog." – Ace ([05:47])
• Ally counters: "I still believe I could. I just don't. Because I never really tried to. I think I could cook if I wanted to, but that might be delusional." ([05:57])

3. TV Show Realism for Medical Families

[06:28 – 07:10]

• Ally’s dad and brother, both doctors, enjoy medical dramas like "The Pit," finding them surprisingly realistic.
  • Quote: "My brother's a doctor, too, and they both love The Pit. They...find it pretty realistic." – Ally ([06:44])
• Not everyone enjoys the medical realism; Ally herself finds some scenes too gross.

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Sexy Time: Love & Relationship Questions

4. Should He Block His Ex?

[07:31 – 08:54]

• A woman wants her boyfriend to block his ex (after a 9-year relationship); he refuses.
• Panel consensus: She’s being a bit unreasonable; staying civil with exes isn’t inherently disrespectful.
  • Quote: “I think you're being fairly unreasonable, but I'm probably in the minority.” – Tom ([07:59])
  • Kristi Lee: Understands insecurity but cautions against being too controlling.

5. Secret Paternity Test Anxiety

[10:51 – 12:09]

• A new dad wants a paternity test because his baby doesn’t look like him.
• Most panelists agree: if it’ll calm his nerves, just do it quietly — but it's a bad sign for trust.
  • "If you don't trust your wife that much..." – Bob ([11:53])
  • Kristi Lee hints the accuser might be projecting his own guilt: “I feel like this guy's cheating on his wife and that's why he's even bringing it up.” ([13:42])

6. Break-Up "Breaks" and “Slut” Shaming

[14:07 – 15:55]

• A man is upset his girlfriend dated others during a break and called her a “slut.”
• Panel affirms: She did nothing wrong; he’s out of line for name-calling.
  • Quote: “Well, first thing you better do is apologize.” – Bob ([15:11])
  • Ally: Even if he apologizes, both might not get over the incident.

7. Fairness in Moving In & Splitting Rent

[15:59 – 17:21]

• A woman feels her boyfriend, who moved into her place with her two kids, should pay more rent, since he’s subletting his old place.
• Panel thinks she’s being unreasonable; he’s already paying half while living with her family.
  • “He's covering more than his share.” – Kristi Lee ([16:53])

8. Workplace Relationships and Jealousy

[17:21 – 18:39]

• Secret work couple drama: Her boyfriend lunches with another (unhappily married) co-worker, she confronts him, he suggests breaking up.
• Panel: The relationship is likely over. If he won’t take her feelings seriously, it’s a red flag.

9. Friend’s “Wild Sex” Stories Making a Wife Insecure

[18:41 – 20:11]

• Woman’s newly single, sex-positive friend makes her self-conscious in front of her husband by bragging about “crazy, insane sex.”
• Panel discussions:
  • Kristi Lee: Maybe ask the friend to tone it down in front of her husband.
  • Tom jokes: “When you start talking, my husband has to put a decorative pillow over his lap. Maybe we can talk about other things.” ([20:11])
• Ace Cosby: "Pick up your own game." ([20:04])

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On dating during a break:
  "Everybody knows when you go on a break, it's a test break to see how you react." – Chick McGee ([14:48])
• On name-calling:
  "Is it? Don't some women like being called sluts?" – Tom ([15:24])
  "Those are the ones you pay." – Ace ([15:29])
• On jealousy and paternity tests:
  "When you bring it up, when you essentially accuse her of cheating and then the baby is yours... that's out there." – Tom ([12:56])
• On rent splitting:
  "He's covering more than his share." – Kristi Lee ([16:53])

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Important Timestamps

• [04:06] – Tom’s confusion about his mother’s emoji
• [07:31] – First listener letter: Should her boyfriend block his ex?
• [10:51] – Listener asks about secret paternity test
• [14:07] – Listener upset about girlfriend’s “heavy” dating during their break
• [15:59] – Fairness in rent and moving in with kids
• [17:21] – Secret workplace romance hits the rocks
• [18:41] – Insecure wife vs. sexually confident friend
• [20:11] – Tom’s pillow-over-the-lap joke on sex talk

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Tone & Final Thoughts

This “Sexy Time” edition is packed with classic BOB & TOM Show banter — witty, a bit edgy, sometimes sensitive, but always fueled by fast-paced, joke-heavy exchanges. While the panel offers genuine advice, much of the value is in their lively, candid (if sometimes blunt) responses and playful teasing, especially with Alli Breen’s comedic input.

Listeners get both real perspectives on modern love and a hearty dose of laughs.

Transcript

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[Christopher]

welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on the big show. Today, it's Ally Breen with Sexy Time coming up in just a minute.

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Commercial Announcer]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Show Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

Extra. My mom just sent me the nose blowing emoji.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is she sick?

[Tom Griswold]

And that's it.

[Ally Breen]

Is she sick?

[Tom Griswold]

I kind of don't know what she's trying to convey.

[Chick McGee]

I think we need to get to the bottom of this. There's Ace Cosby on Chick McGee at the Prize pick sports desk.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello, Tom, did you just tell her not to bother you when you're on the air? Didn't we have this discussion?

[Tom Griswold]

It apparently had the opposite effect.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay, just a nose blow. We're gonna hook up, I hope with comedian Ali Breen. There she is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

At least she didn't send you the eggplant emoji, Josh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's true.

[Chick McGee]

Or that Peaches.

[Ally Breen]

I would have really been confused.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, my mom is so innocent. If she were like, having eggplant parmesan or something, she would just.

[Ally Breen]

She would send that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she would just.

[Ace Cosby]

Ally. I was telling this the other day. At one point, I had to bring my sister's two cats back from Italy and she had named them Fluff and Puff. And my Aunt Flo literally had. We'll put it this way, Aunt Flo had. She had. She had Puff. But whenever she would come over to our house, she would go, oh, where's my little fluffer? Referring to the cat Fluffy. Somewhat awkward. Again, totally innocent. Now. You're not in your apartment, are you?

[Ally Breen]

No, I'm at my dad's house.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, hi, Dad.

[Ace Cosby]

I was gonna say. Yeah, I was gonna say a lot of books there.

[Ally Breen]

Oh, what are you insinuating?

[Bob Kevoian]

She doesn't read.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I can tell. This way you. You don't. You had to be introduced to books and it hasn't happened yet, so.

[Ace Cosby]

No, I. I was gonna say, I bet they're not cookbooks. Because. Because Ali's admitted. Ali said she couldn't make a hot dog.

[Ally Breen]

I still believe I could. I just don't. Because I never really tried to. I think I could cook if I wanted to, but that might be delusional.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, you're never. You're never gonna find yourself a man.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, you see that painting in the background there? I am assuming that's not a family.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Did you paint that, Allen?

[Ally Breen]

Vacation, probably in the Bahamas. Well, that's.

[Chick McGee]

That's lovely. Right, everybody? It's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's lovely. Is your dad a surgeon or he's some sort of medical doctor, right?

[Ally Breen]

Er, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

ER doctor, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's not a drug kingpin.

[Ally Breen]

He's not that.

[Ace Cosby]

Is he watching the Pit, or is that just too close to home?

[Ally Breen]

No, he loves it. And my brother's a doctor, too, and they both love the Pit. They. I think they find it pretty realistic.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, a friend of mine is an ER doc and he told me same thing. He said it's the most realistic medical show he's ever seen.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, it's too realistic because I can't. It was so gross one time. I tried to watch it. I'm like, I can't.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm with you, Ally. I can do it.

[Chick McGee]

You'll find, like most of us, that we can't watch it because Tom's watching it and we can't. We'll never hear the end of it.

[Tom Griswold]

So I won't.

[Ace Cosby]

I won't say anything about it, except that one thing is about a nun. Okay, let's move forward here. Ali, the reason we have you on is because you're so lovely and so nice and you are also something of a sexpert, as they say. Yes, you can reach Ali. A L L I B R E E N and we will assist Ally as we try to assist you with your love problems.

[Ally Breen]

Dear Allie, My boyfriend and I just got serious after seven months and decided we weren't going to see anyone else. His last relationship was nine years long, and I found out he and his ex still text each other occasionally. I told him if he really wants to be serious with me, he needs to block her, and he said he doesn't see any reason to be mean like that since they didn't end on bad terms. I said it's not about being mean, it's about being respectful to me. He won't block her, and I don't know if I should push it. What do you guys think?

[Tom Griswold]

I think you're being fairly unreasonable, but I'm probably in the minority.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I don't. I agree with Josh. I mean, there's probably nothing there. They're just still friends. And you. You just have ongoing conversations. It doesn't mean anything.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, Nine years is a long time. It's not like a bad breakup to just cut someone out and ignore.

[Chick McGee]

And the convenience of casual sex with someone you trust.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, familiarity and whatnot.

[Kristi Lee]

But I would be insecure too. I'd be like, can you just not chat with her so much? You have to block her. But maybe don't initiate the conversation that's there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you're insecure in most situations in life, right? No, you bet.

[Chick McGee]

At all.

[Tom Griswold]

You use the self checkout lane in a grocery store and feel bad that you might be putting it out.

[Kristi Lee]

Pretty much.

[Ally Breen]

Sorry to bother you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, you won't believe this. I had a lady today. Boy, oh boy. She took her time at chat.

[Ace Cosby]

GTP is my name, but blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Shut up.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, where are you at on this one?

[Ace Cosby]

I think it's. So if it's something nine years ago and you're friends and you've got some commonality, obviously you're not. There's no romance left.

[Chick McGee]

It's just.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you're probably friend, you know. How's your mom and dad?

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly. I mean, that's a tough thing to ask.

[Bob Kevoian]

You get attract or attached to these people.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, aren't you still friends with all. All your exes?

[Tom Griswold]

That was one of the perfect uses.

[Ace Cosby]

Thank you very much for answering for me.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome.

[Ace Cosby]

And you got the answer right. Ally Breen is our guest. If you're looking at her on screen there, you think she's about to apparently go into the shop and start cutting stuff with a circular.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, these really look like goggles.

[Bob Kevoian]

Exactly.

[Ally Breen]

You can't find my regular reading glasses. Bound to keep happening.

[Chick McGee]

Those are lovely. Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Oh, I think they're nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

You guys are so mean.

[Ally Breen]

I could do many things now.

[Kristi Lee]

You always look great.

[Ace Cosby]

See, Ally's a single gal now. We're trying to set her up.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no.

[Ace Cosby]

She's a single gal on the make.

[Chick McGee]

On the make.

[Tom Griswold]

And you think she wants us as wingmen and women?

[Ace Cosby]

No, probably not.

[Ally Breen]

According to this segment. No, it would not go well.

[Ace Cosby]

I can give you a tip. Avoid comedians. But I guess you know that since you are one.

[Ally Breen]

Exactly.

[Ace Cosby]

Have you ever dated. Have you ever dated a comedian?

[Tom Griswold]

A fellow? Oh, yeah.

[Ally Breen]

I was in a long relationship with a comedian.

[Tom Griswold]

She was with Louis Anderson for seven years.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what killed him, to the surprise of Louie Anderson.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he gagged a lot.

[Chick McGee]

I just can't stand it.

[Ace Cosby]

What the hell's that thing? I'm so sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Ace Cosby]

Louie was the sweetest Guy.

[Kristi Lee]

Ever.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very sweet.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm sorry. Ali Breen. Let's get to our next letter. We haven't really done much work today.

[Ally Breen]

We are gonna kill it with this one. Dear Ally, my wife and I just had a baby, and it does not look like me at all. I've waited. It's been five months, and it still doesn't look like me. I want to do a paternity test without saying anything to my wife. Do I do it or wait until about a year? Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, you want to take this one?

[Ace Cosby]

Technically, I mean, you could do it anytime.

[Chick McGee]

Don't we.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, geez.

[Chick McGee]

I think we all have. Some of us who've lived, who've been here a long time. We knew someone who insisted on a. A paternity test when she had her baby. Remember this? Or the husband insisted. Remember that?

[Ally Breen]

No, like, right away.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Ally, did you.

[Tom Griswold]

Did she say boyfriend or. I'm sorry, girlfriend or wife?

[Ally Breen]

Wife. Wife. So it sounds like he's not gonna ask her. He's gonna do it. Without broaching that topic.

[Kristi Lee]

You just have to wait.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you just pluck a hair off the baby?

[Ally Breen]

And I think.

[Show Announcer]

Isn't it easy?

[Ally Breen]

I think you do just pluck a hair.

[Ace Cosby]

I think we all did. We all did. Whatever. It was 23andMe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whatever swab thing.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. It was just a cheek swab.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, but if you don't trust your wife that much.

[Kristi Lee]

I'm just saying it looks like a blob at that point, so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Kristi Lee]

It's not like having.

[Ally Breen]

I think that's this point.

[Kristi Lee]

Like letters.

[Ally Breen]

Like, do I wait until it's not just a blob. Will it eventually.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I see your point. Oh, yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

That makes five months old.

[Ace Cosby]

It's a baby. Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Look like you.

[Bob Kevoian]

And sometimes babies look really like a lot like their mom.

[Ace Cosby]

Or if this were. If this were a TV show, that'd be a really funny way to make this letter a lot more valid.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Would a guest star. Kevin Hart.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, geez. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Kevin's in a lot of things.

[Ally Breen]

Everything. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everything is right. Give it some time, you know?

[Ally Breen]

I mean, would you ask the wife or would you just do it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Does he suspect her of cheating?

[Tom Griswold]

I would just do it.

[Ace Cosby]

It looks like I would just do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Because if it's gonna make the guy feel a lot better when he finds out it's his kid.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Ace Cosby]

Because he's got a lot of anxiety when you don't want to wait till he's seven. And when you.

[Tom Griswold]

When you Bring it up when you essentially accuse her of cheating and then the baby is yours. Yeah, that's out there.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Yeah. You've already blown it.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't it a scientific fact that the baby looks most like the father when it's born? So they. You can have. I think so. You can be sure it's yours? I think so.

[Ally Breen]

Before they did DNA testing, they would know.

[Ace Cosby]

I swear.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that's really interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because Vikings were drowning babies that kind of didn't look like mine, you know? Yeah, that's interesting.

[Ace Cosby]

That guy's going to be a great dad.

[Ally Breen]

I mean, this doesn't bode well for him if that's the case. If the kid doesn't look anything like him after six months, I can never

[Kristi Lee]

tell who babies look like. Me either.

[Bob Kevoian]

And even my own.

[Kristi Lee]

I feel like this guy's cheating on his wife and that's why he's even bringing it up.

[Ally Breen]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Ally Breen]

Every accusation is a confession.

[Kristi Lee]

Why not?

[Ace Cosby]

Okay, well, let's move on.

[Chick McGee]

When in doubt the guy's cheating, remember that.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay. Our guest is Allie Breen and it's a L, L, I, B, R, E, E, N. I always spell it. So you can find her on your favorite social media and you can write her a letter about what's going on in your love life. Maybe we can help you fix it. What do you got, Allie?

[Ally Breen]

Dear Ally, I was in a two year relationship. We had a huge fight and went on a break. The break only lasted for a month and we got back together. And I've been overly happy ever since. But I just found out during that break, she went on a dating site, literally day one, and dated pretty heavily throughout it. I was still heartbroken, hoping we were gonna get back together. So her behavior really bothers me. We got into a fight about it. She said we were on a break and I called her a slut. What do I do now?

[Tom Griswold]

Wait, the last line was, what do I do now?

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, Apologize or break up.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

But she did what she was supposed to do. You were on a break, she was

[Kristi Lee]

trying to get over you.

[Bob Kevoian]

She was trying to find out if you were the one. And she went back to you.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody knows when you go on a break, it's a test break to see how you react.

[Ally Breen]

Yes, yes, There we go.

[Chick McGee]

Common sense.

[Ace Cosby]

So she did a lot of dating, I believe is what it said there.

[Ally Breen]

Heavy dating.

[Bob Kevoian]

And just because she went out with someone doesn't mean she slept with all these people.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. You're supposed to lay at home and Eat ice cream and pine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

And want and yearn.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, first thing you better do is apologize.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's over.

[Ally Breen]

Oh, yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. She's gotta forget that. Remember, it was a slut because we broke up.

[Tom Griswold]

You're never gonna get over this because you're.

[Ally Breen]

No, I know. And she's not gonna get over that. That's a rough one.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it? Don't some women like being called sluts?

[Ace Cosby]

Those are the ones you pay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Ace Cosby]

Part of the. They don't know. Even they still don't like it. They just. It's part of the job description.

[Ally Breen]

But if he was honest and he was like, hey, I'm just so jealous I called you that, that I solve it. Like, I'll get over it.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But I don't really get the feeling that he feels like he's being jealous. He thinks she really did something wrong here.

[Ally Breen]

He's really thinking she's a slut. Yeah, that's probably true.

[Ace Cosby]

Ali Breen is our guest. Let's get to our next letter. Ally.

[Ally Breen]

Dear Allie, my boyfriend moved in with me and my two kids about six months ago, and he pays half the rent. He's able to fully rent out his place since he moved in with me, so I think he should actually be paying more. I'm helping him make money as well as pay half of the rent that he would normally pay. And we split everything evenly. He doesn't even pick up, like, more groceries or electricity or anything like that. Would I sound like a gold digger telling him that he owes more, or is that reasonable?

[Tom Griswold]

Gold digger?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Bitch. Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

No, I mean, this sounds like a Judge Judy scenario.

[Ally Breen]

Like, he's paying, like, legal. How much you owe?

[Ace Cosby]

So he's. He's breaking even on his old place until it goes away, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

He's paying half you. Yeah, but she's saving money because you had to pay all that money before.

[Ace Cosby]

Wait a minute, though. Didn't he bring two kids with him?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, she had the two kids.

[Ally Breen]

No, she has the two kids.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, wait a minute. I'm sorry. I had it backwards. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

So he's covering more than his share.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. You should get up.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lucky, right?

[Ally Breen]

Because it's one versus three. That is true. So he's.

[Ace Cosby]

But I do think she should start charging him for sex, though.

[Tom Griswold]

That might help.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, that'll leave in 200 bucks a pop. What's the going rate, Josh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, around there.

[Ace Cosby]

That's if you know them. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Two bucks a pop.

[Tom Griswold]

200. 200.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Ally Breen]

There you Go.

[Ace Cosby]

We have time for at least one more letter. Ally, what do we got?

[Ally Breen]

I think we actually solved that one. Dear Allie, I'm in a relationship with a guy at work that no one knows about. It's been a while, over two years. And we haven't talked about being serious, but it feels like it's serious. There's a very cute girl at work who's been in an unhappy marriage that he's been flirty with, and they started going out to lunch together alone. The other day, I flipped out about it. Said he's allowed to be friends with women, and I said that it was hurting my feelings, so that should make him not want to be friends with her. And he said, well, then we should probably just end the relationship. I don't know, because I don't want to lose him.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it's over.

[Tom Griswold]

This isn't really on you. He's just.

[Ace Cosby]

He's.

[Tom Griswold]

He's ready to move on. Yeah. Sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry, ma'. Am.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Yikes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at the Cuban next to you. Move on.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

I wonder if they weren't telling because it's just not allowed in the workplace. Or he just wasn't gonna tell. That's two very different things.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure, if he's not gonna tell just because he doesn't want to tell.

[Ace Cosby]

No. All the others, I'm surprised you haven't said. Well, then what she should do is rat on their relationship.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, I was wondering.

[Ace Cosby]

She gets fired, I was wondering if

[Kristi Lee]

he was, like, a manager or something. So it's like, you know, poo pooed on.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Kristi Lee]

And now he's hitting on someone else.

[Ally Breen]

Call hr.

[Ace Cosby]

I think this one's over.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay, we got time for one more. Ally.

[Ally Breen]

Dear Allie, I have a single friend who just moved about 15 minutes away from my husband and I, and it's been really fun to hang out with. She just started hanging out with both of us, and she's been dating online as if it's her job and talks about how she just needs to have crazy, insane sex right now. That was fine when it was girl talk, but now in front of my husband, it's making me feel like a doughty housewife. What do I do? Tell her to stop talking that way in front of my husband or stop inviting her to hang out with both of us? And how do I stop my husband from wanting me to be more sweaty than I am now?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that even a thing, or are you just imagining that that's what he wants now?

[Ally Breen]

He imagining a weird ending?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, that's what he wants. Josh, come on, let's get real here.

[Ally Breen]

Why don't you act more like your friend? Yeah, probably.

[Kristi Lee]

She's clearly wanting attention. I feel like if she's going to talk like that in front of your husband constantly.

[Ace Cosby]

No, it's just.

[Kristi Lee]

That's exaggerating.

[Ace Cosby]

That's her personality. That's fun. That's funny for her.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Ally Breen]

Like I'm such a fun girl.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Tell your husband to get some friends. Why is he hanging out with you guys all the time?

[Ace Cosby]

I think it's okay that she hangs out there. Maybe if it's really bothering this lady, just ask her to. Hey, tone down the chat about your affairs of crazy. You're running around out there then that

[Kristi Lee]

girl like you're just jealous of me and who I am jealous of. Your husband wants me now. Probably.

[Ace Cosby]

Pick up. Pick up your own game.

[Tom Griswold]

You notice when you fight her for

[Bob Kevoian]

a three way

[Tom Griswold]

when you start talking, my husband has to put a decorative pillow over his lap. Maybe we can talk about other things.

[Ace Cosby]

Please.

[Chick McGee]

Crazy Wild.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom Xtra, this is Christopher. Take care everybody.

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