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Tom Griswold
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on the big show today, it's Ally Breen with coming up in just a minute. Make this your best season yet with nutritious 2 minute meals from factor. Eating well has never been this easy. Just heat up and enjoy, giving you more time to do what you want. Get outside instead of prepping and cooking indoors. Factor Meals arrive fresh and ready to eat, perfect for any active lifestyle. And with 45 weekly menu options, you can pick gourmet meals that fit your choose from Calorie, Smart, protein plus keto and more. Factor powers your day with satisfying breakfasts on the go, lunches, premium dinners and guilt free snacks and desserts. It's easy to savor more this spring. Factor Meals Pack in the flavor with none of the fuss. Get started@Factor Meals.com BobandTom50OFF and use the code BobandTom50OFF to get 50% off plus free shipping on your first box. The code is BobandTom50OFF@Factor Meals.com BobAndTom50OFF for 50% off plus free shipping. Hi, I'm Martin. And I'm Martin. And I'm Fargo. I say Fargo, did you bring a deck of cards? Of course, Barton. I believe it's your deal. What say A game of poker. You know, that reminds me. I once knew a girl who loved to play cards at poker she was so divine she'd reach under the table and give me a wink and her hand would beat me every time. Her hand would beat him every time. I once knew a girl who loved to play cards Although she would never be. She'd deal me a hand and take off her blouse and I would be left holding a pear she'd be left holding a pear. The night would begin with a bottle of gin and soon we'd be feeling alright, alright. And she'd shuffle the deck and hey, what the heck. It was liquor and poker all night. I once knew a girl we called her old Poke. Oh, she was a card player, was she? Oh, not that I'm aware of. I once knew a girl who loved to play cards her prowess you could not dispute she'd show me some skin and then she'd always win. Cause I'd soon be out of me suit. He'd soon be out of his suit. I say, Martin. I once knew a girl who loved to play cards and one night I was sure on a Believe it or not, I won every part But I still ended up in the hole. He ended up in the hole. The night would begin with a bottle of gin and soon we'd be feeling all right. All right. Then she'd shuffle the deck and hey, what the heck. It was liquor and poker all night. I say, fellas, I played a lovely lady the other evening. Let's just say that the deck wasn't the only thing that was stacked. I see. Did she open? I'll say. And then she raised me. I bet you had an inside straight. Well, I don't want them. Let's get back to the game. Jacks are better to open. Fargo, can you open? I believe I'm just one jack off. Say that again. I once knew a girl who loved to play cards. For good luck she'd bring the family. As the pot did increase I'd wink at her nie. I found myself upping the ante. He found himself upping the ante. The night would begin with a bottle of gin and soon we'd be feeling alright, alright. Then she shuffled the deck and hey, what the heck. It was liquor and poker all night. Just liquor and poker. Liquor and poker. All D. Cheerio. Now some more Bob and Tom. You want it, you need it, you.
Bob Kevoian
Can'T live without it.
Tom Griswold
This is Bob and Tom. Extra. Hello, Tom. We're all here to help. The love. Lauren, we'll Help young lovers and old lovers, wherever you are. That's right. And we're going to do that with the assistance of comedian Ally Breen. There she is on the big screen. Hi, Ally. Hey, guys, I got a warning for you.
Bob Kevoian
There we go.
Tom Griswold
We've lost one of our cast members due to a cat. I know. You have. You have two kitties. And Ace tripped over his cat, severely breaking his leg. Oh.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, wow.
Tom Griswold
He's got pins and a rod. And his tibia. Oh, yeah, Rotting it.
Bob Kevoian
That's brutal.
Tom Griswold
Rod on his tibia. Okay, so be careful with your little kitties.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, I will be. Is this cat okay?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, the cat's fine. People keep asking about the cat. Now, the way the show works, you can write letters to Ali Breen A L, L, I B R E E N. You'll find her on your favorite social media platform. You'll also find her on OnlyFans@A L, L, I B. And Ally, help us out. What kind of letter do you have to start?
Bob Kevoian
Dear Ally, my husband still talks to his ex girlfriend really regularly. I don't think he's cheating on me, but he was hiding his interactions with her. He said he knew I'd be upset if I found out they were still friends because they hadn't been for years and I guess just started chatting about six months ago. He said they spent 10 years together and he doesn't think they should hate each other. I agree, but I also don't think that means to talk to each other all the time. Right. What should I do?
Tom Griswold
Well, I mean, it's a reasonable letter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If he. If you're not comfortable with it, I think he should stop. He should, shouldn't he? But. Or do a better job hiding it.
Bob Kevoian
Right. How'd she find out what was happening? Good point.
Tom Griswold
But to come out of the woodwork after 10 years, it's like. Or whatever it was. They had 10 years together and they're still friends. That's cool. But like, I don't know if she's weird with it. Does he address her in some. With some kind of, you know, fond.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, like, hey, pickle. Yes, I'm old.
Tom Griswold
What's the content of these communications? It sounds like it's fairly innocent. Yeah, it does sound innocent. We could still be friends. Sure. I was at the jewelry shop the other day and I saw some nipple rings that reminded me of you. Stuff like that. Oh, yes, that would be problematic. Yeah, I think that would be okay. All right, well, we. We' obviously failed here. Let's move on what's our next letter say? Ally.
Bob Kevoian
Dear Ally, I'm dating a guy who always wants to split the check. I don't mind paying for half of stuff, but I'd rather do it in a way where he buys one dinner than I buy the next one, then he buys one, et cetera. So I picked up the last check to set that in motion, but then he still just wanted to split the next one.
Tom Griswold
Well, you didn't tell him.
Bob Kevoian
Do you think this means he just doesn't like me that much or is he just being cheap?
Tom Griswold
Josh is right. Just tell him. Yeah, that's. That's a lot smarter doing. Why do you have to play games, people? Yeah, I like the way she's doing it. The every other woman, like pay for it every other time. Yeah, I know, but she didn't tell him that. She tried to. She wanted him to read her mind and that's. And guys are dumb. Yeah. You can't read mind. I know. I many don't understand that.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, no, I'm with the girl on this one. I think the guy should be able to take that someone bought one. Wouldn't you just automatically the next time be like, I got you?
Tom Griswold
Why not just tell guys? Don't think that way. Just tell them.
Bob Kevoian
That's hilarious.
Tom Griswold
Then if you notice a pattern in which when you go out, you're at a super fancy place and when he's paying, oh, well, oh, look, we got a coupon for Taco Bell.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
By the way, I think he should be paying every time, but maybe he's not in a position to do so. So.
Bob Kevoian
Right.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Tell him we're dumb. We need to be told. Do you like the thing when you go out with a bunch of people and everybody throws their credit card in and then they divide it by the number of cards and that's kind of fun. Yeah. Especially if it's a business thing and everybody's kind of on an expense account. So you're not. You know what I'm saying? I kind of get concerned that the other people aren't going to necessarily tip properly. Oh, really? Why do you care? Because I don't want the waiter or waitress to get stiffed. Because. Yeah, but you'll see.
Bob Kevoian
I always assume, I assume people over tip in that situation.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah. I hope that I would.
Tom Griswold
Maybe I should talk to some servers and see if when that happens, if they typically get over tip. Because everyone has the same concern that I do.
Bob Kevoian
Right.
Tom Griswold
You look across thing go, this guy's not going to give her A dime. Well, let me ask you something. Why are you having any sort of meal with these people that you obviously are hate? Look at this. Cards in a bowl. He's not gonna. He's not gonna tip anything. This. This loser, Right? I rarely do it. I'm sorry. Let's get back to Ali. What else have you got?
Bob Kevoian
Dear Allie, my ex boyfriend used to be obsessed with me. He treated me like a queen. And I stupidly cheated. We broke up and did other people. I think it means dated other people. Yeah, exactly. Probably both. And then I reached out to try to apologize and get back together. We were together for about three months and he was so mean to me and treated me worse than anyone I've ever been with. So we broke up again. Now I'm obsessed with him. We still look up occasionally, but the last time we were supposed to see each other, he changed his mind at the last minute. I still showed up and he ended up calling the police. Oh, my God. And he's. No. That original obsession he had for me is still there somewhere. But all my friends are telling me I have to give up. What do you guys think?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, but your friends are right.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, my God.
Tom Griswold
Leave. Yes, that. My God.
Bob Kevoian
Once the cops are involved.
Tom Griswold
Let's be real. Even if he cared about you all of a sudden again and became obsessed with you, you would be over it. You just want the chase. Yeah. I mean, if he calls.
Bob Kevoian
Except she doesn't know it in the moment, right? Yeah.
Tom Griswold
And for him to call the cops a little. Yeah. Move on. For sure. You guys are toxic for each other. Just get out. I can't think of the last time I called the cops. Yeah. Can you?
Bob Kevoian
Anything?
Tom Griswold
Never. Never in a situation like that. That's crazy.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
And I had. I had enough chances to call the cops. Let me tell. Let me underscore that you had enough reasons. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah. Take her away.
Bob Kevoian
What was happening, chick? Were you being stalked?
Tom Griswold
As soon as I get divorced, you're going to get arrested is what I said. Let's move on. Once again, I love her. We're speaking with Ali Breen, though.
Bob Kevoian
When people. If someone's obsessed with you to begin with, that doesn't mean they'll get re. Obsessed with you. Like to think that that's coming back after someone calls the cops on them. Like feelings just change.
Tom Griswold
Obsession is not healthy. Yes, that is not a good thing. Yeah, I think maybe. Why won't you call me back from the get go? Maybe this was bad, right?
Bob Kevoian
Okay. Dear Ally, my girlfriend Just got on Ozempic recently and she lost a ton of weight and looks great. She now goes to the gym after work. She's become kind of obsessed with being fit. I love it, but I'm still pretty bulky and I'm starting to get worried she's thinking of leaving me. Am I gonna have to now lose weight to keep her? I don't think that would be easy for me. But I don't want to lose her. What should I do?
Tom Griswold
Your feelings. Understandable, but they are just yours. She probably isn't considering any of that, so just relax. No. No. Chunkles. I'd say she's moving on. Another hottie just like her body. Don't you dare die with abs. Don't listen. Give me a guy with abs. Don't listen to any of that. Sir. It'll only be any. A matter of time for your homeless. Because nothing's worthless like a fat guy. I can tell you that. She's still with you, man. She loves you. Lose the weight. Tubby, you're giving mixed signals here that I. Okay, yeah. No, you're good, man. You're good. Just. Just relax. Don't, don't. Don't entertain any of those thoughts. Maybe go to the gym with her.
Bob Kevoian
The stereotype that when someone starts getting really fit in a relationship that there's a. Another person other than.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I don't believe that's a stereotype. I don't. In reality, I don't think that's. That happens usually a guy getting divorced or very ill. She's doing this for her man and to make other women jealous of her. No, she's not. Oh, my God. Susie's jelly. I gotta keep this up. There's a lot of jaded, unhealthy people in here. Don't listen. Yes. You gotta live a little. Keep eating the potatoes. There you go. You're saying that I'm a ladle of butter, right? Tom put some ghee on there.
Bob Kevoian
He could start sabotaging our meals.
Tom Griswold
Just whatever you want to do. Wide load. Okay, let's move on. Oh, wait a minute. I just gotta point something out here. If you're just joining us, she is Ally Breen. We are the Bob and Tom Show. And now we get back to the action. Ally.
Bob Kevoian
Dear Ally, my husband and I played around with some butt stuff for the first time. On me first and then on him.
Tom Griswold
All right, last a letter we can get into. What is going on?
Bob Kevoian
I wasn't into it, but he really took to it pretty quickly. Now he wants to try all kinds of stuff. And basically wants to incorporate it into our sex life pretty much all the time.
Tom Griswold
But as long as it ends. As long as it ends with butt.
Bob Kevoian
Stuff, there's nothing fun about it for me. In fact, I get pretty grossed out by it. How do I fix this? I think I created a monster.
Tom Griswold
Well, butt stuff. Monster Asenstein. What would the name of the monster be? Crapula. No. Frankenbot.
Bob Kevoian
Frankenbot Crack. Boy. This is.
Tom Griswold
Oh, boy. I need more details on who's receiving and giving and what. She's not saying that she's uncomfortable. She's saying she's grossed out. That tells me it's him. He. He. He wants his butt played with, right?
Bob Kevoian
That's what she says. She was into it. He was.
Tom Griswold
There's a sensitive area back there, isn't there? So it's wonderful. It's a bundle of nerves that's meant to be played with. And here's, like, a cat toy. I have a bundle of nerves just thinking about it. And by. By the way, after this morning song. Do not Google Urban Dictionary. Velvet Elvis. So trust me on this, boy. Yeah. What do you do? She doesn't like it. He needs it. Now this is the old song. How are you gonna keep him down on the farm after they've had butt play in Paris? Yeah, he's gonna. He's gonna find butt play whether you do it or not. Now, here's the. Here's what I say. Incorporate some toys so he can have, you know, something going on back there, but you don't have to. And it doesn't have to be part of your body. Right. Ah. Look for a look on the box for dishwasher. Safe. Yes. Yeah, so try that. They call. They call this one the golden retriever. Is it a dog toy? Not really. Try that. Yeah. Okay, let's move on. If you use butter Tom, what do you need to give him a tip? Yes. Unsalted. Unsalted. Yeah. There you go. Keep him.
Bob Kevoian
Or you could get a toy so big that he does not like butt stuff anymore.
Tom Griswold
I see.
Bob Kevoian
Exactly.
Tom Griswold
Yes. Yes. You could physically hurt him. Yeah. You never know. Yes. Yes. Well, best of luck to both of you. Yes. Let him know he's not alone. He's got a pal in Josh.
Bob Kevoian
Dear Allie, I started to catch feelings for my friends with benefits guy, and when we hook up, we always talk about other people we're dating. I know. I started to get jealous when he talked about this last one. So I definitely think that I want to turn this hookup situation into the Real thing. How do I go about doing that?
Tom Griswold
Oh, you just say, hey, you know, I think you do it. You tell them exactly what you just told us. That's very reasonable. Except use the word butt stuff. Watch any Ryan Reynolds movie. Just go, hey, you know what? I gotta be honest with you. I have started to have some feelings for you and I would like to maybe try a relationship, a one on one thing. How do you feel about that? Don't do it. As Woody Allen as I just did, I really got into. I was like. It was like it was me. You couldn't relax. Okay, I'm gonna walk to the curb.
Bob Kevoian
That was pretty good. That was pretty good.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Let them know. Let him know. Okay, we got time for one more.
Bob Kevoian
That hookups become real. I think that that's. I think.
Tom Griswold
I think it can happen, but maybe romantic. 0% 0%.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah. I think that's tough.
Tom Griswold
Once you're in the friend zone, you're in the friend zone.
Bob Kevoian
Good luck, people. Compartmentalize. All right. Dear Ally, my girlfriend went on a girls trip for five days and mysteriously stopped posting in her stories after day two. Her friends kept posting lots of stories, but she was never in them. Do you think it seems like maybe she met someone and was doing her own thing? I don't know if I should ask her or ask her friends or how to investigate this, but it's very sus.
Tom Griswold
Sus. We no longer want to talk to you. Yeah, say the whole word in this sitch is very sus.
Bob Kevoian
Yes.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I think she was getting yes to stick with the. The grammar of this particular letter. By. By else. Okay. Well, thank you. Ali Breen is a stand up comedian. We didn't answer that at all. No, we didn't. He's a stand up comedian. You'll find her prowling the streets of New York. Yep. She's probably won't find her doing that. You'll find her. Hey, mister, you want me to. Joe. That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody. Former MLB all star Sean Casey, AKA the Mayor, keeps hitting it out of the park. Take my 30 years of experience. Take the wisdom and knowledge I've learned from the failures when I got sent down my rookie year, all the injuries I had to overcome. Your mind is the most important tool you have in life. Be relentless. Keep charging. It matters how you talk to yourself, how you look at the world. That matters. We talk about that. I don't know. I'm fired up. Baseball's back and it's going to be incredible. I love it. The mayor's office with Sean Casey from Believe. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.
Podcast Title: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Episode: B&T Extra: Alli Breen with Sexy Time
Release Date: May 15, 2025
Host: The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network
In this episode of B&T Extra, Bob Kevoian and Tom Griswold continue their beloved blend of comedy, talk, news, and sports with a special segment featuring comedian Ally Breen. The hosts engage with listeners' relationship dilemmas, providing humorous yet insightful advice alongside Ally's comedic flair.
Timestamp: 06:14 – 07:03
The episode kicks off with Bob and Tom welcoming their audience to the extra segment. They introduce Ally Breen, who joins them to tackle various listener-submitted relationship issues. The hosts emphasize their commitment to helping both young and long-term lovers navigate the complexities of relationships.
Notable Quote:
Timestamp: 06:35 – 07:06
A humorous anecdote is shared about a cast member, Ace, who suffered a severe leg injury due to a mischievous cat. This light-hearted story sets the tone for the segment, blending personal stories with listener engagement.
Notable Quote:
Timestamp: 07:25 – 08:30
A listener writes to Ally about her husband maintaining regular communication with his ex-girlfriend. Although he insists there's no cheating, her discomfort with the ongoing interactions prompts her to seek advice.
Advice Given: Bob and Tom discuss the importance of openness in relationships. They suggest that if the interactions make the listener uncomfortable, it's reasonable to ask her husband to reconsider the nature and frequency of his communications with his ex.
Notable Quotes:
Timestamp: 08:52 – 10:47
Another listener expresses frustration over her boyfriend's insistence on always splitting the bill during dates. She prefers alternating who pays for dinner but finds his reluctance to accommodate this upsetting.
Advice Given: Bob and Tom emphasize the importance of direct communication. They advise the listener to clearly express her preference for alternating payments rather than expecting her boyfriend to guess her wishes.
Notable Quotes:
Timestamp: 11:09 – 13:09
A listener describes her tumultuous relationship with an ex-boyfriend who became abusive after reconnecting post-breakup. His extreme behavior, including calling the police when she showed up unexpectedly, has left her feeling obsessed and unsure of how to move forward.
Advice Given: Bob and Tom strongly advise the listener to heed her friends' recommendations to move on, highlighting the unhealthy nature of her ex's obsession. They stress the importance of recognizing toxic relationships and taking steps to distance oneself for personal well-being.
Notable Quotes:
Timestamp: 13:09 – 15:00
A listener is concerned that her girlfriend's recent focus on fitness, spurred by starting Ozempic, might lead to her leaving due to his own physique not matching her new standards. He fears that maintaining her happiness might require him to lose weight.
Advice Given: The hosts encourage the listener to trust in his relationship, suggesting that her dedication to fitness is likely about her personal health rather than a desire to leave him. They advise embracing a healthier lifestyle together as a couple, reinforcing mutual support.
Notable Quotes:
Timestamp: 15:13 – 16:19
A listener grapples with developing romantic feelings for his friends-with-benefits partner, especially as their interactions often involve discussing other people they are dating. He seeks guidance on transforming this dynamic into a committed relationship.
Advice Given: Bob and Tom advise honesty and clear communication. They suggest that the listener should openly express his feelings and intentions to transition the relationship, emphasizing the importance of transparency to avoid misunderstandings.
Notable Quotes:
Timestamp: 19:14 – 19:47
A listener is worried that his girlfriend’s sudden drop in social media activity during a five-day girls' trip might indicate she is meeting someone else. He’s unsure whether to confront her, her friends, or investigate further.
Advice Given: Bob and Tom humorously address the ambiguity of the situation, labeling the behavior as "very sus." While they don't provide a direct solution, the light-hearted take underscores the common anxieties related to trust and transparency in relationships.
Notable Quotes:
Throughout the episode, Ally Breen brings her comedic perspective to the relationship issues presented, complemented by Bob and Tom's witty banter and practical advice. The hosts emphasize the importance of communication, trust, and self-awareness in navigating personal relationships, all while maintaining the humorous and engaging atmosphere that listeners love.
Final Quote:
The episode concludes with a brief promotional segment featuring former MLB all-star Sean Casey, encouraging listeners to harness their mental strength and resilience, drawing parallels between sports and personal development.
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Note: This summary excludes advertisements, musical interludes, and non-content sections to focus solely on the core discussions and advice provided during the episode.