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Christopher
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on the big show today, it's sexy time with Ally Breen. She's coming up in just a minute.
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Host
All right.
Gary Busey
How you doing? I am Gary Busey and welcome to Gary Busey's Basement, an interview show with today's newsmakers and world shakers. My guest today is Mr. Dennis Rodman. Welcome to my basement, Dennis.
Dennis Rodman
Thanks, Gary. I've been a big fan of your acting and recording and I've also heard a lot about your philosophy of the world, including your take on the lower companion. Man, that is deep. Yeah, man, that's so close to my own personal philosophy, as a matter of fact.
Ally Breen
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Gary Busey
What are you doing there, Dennis?
Dennis Rodman
Come on, Gary, loosen up. Chill, man. Let it go.
Gary Busey
Well, look, look, you. You probably ought to put your britches back on there, Dennis.
Dennis Rodman
No, man, sometimes I have to just get down to it, strip off all society's rules, you know, just be free. It's like my mailman Said, you know how they know I'm the mailman?
Gary Busey
No. How's that?
Dennis Rodman
Cause I show him a bag.
Gary Busey
Well, I don't know. My mama always said, your skin is the devil's slip cover.
Dennis Rodman
I thought you were more with it than that.
Host
What?
Dennis Rodman
You know, butt naked on the boulevard.
Gary Busey
Well, what the hell, it does sound sound kind of nice. Let's try it out here. Yeah, this. This doesn't feel too bad. See, now that we're nake, what the hell we gonna do?
Dennis Rodman
Well, Gary, I got a little surprise for you. You know your most prized possession, Your Buddy Holly guitar.
Gary Busey
Oh, I do love my Buddy Holly guitar.
Dennis Rodman
Yeah, man, I know you do. That's why I had it painted.
Gary Busey
Oh, you painted Peggy Sue? Oh, damn it, Dennis. That's just out of line.
Dennis Rodman
Oh, man. Fine. Be pissy about it then.
Gary Busey
Dennis, come on.
Host
Whoa, whoa.
Gary Busey
Hey, put your britches. Get up.
Ally Breen
What?
Dennis Rodman
What the hell is this?
Gary Busey
Oh, Dennis, that's my dark side companion, or monkey, of course. He lives down here in the basement with me. Now, Dennis, you're going to have to cover yourself up. He thinks it's a nanner.
Dennis Rodman
Oh, man, this is. Don't make him think this is a nanner.
Gary Busey
Oh, no, Dennis, you didn't look him in the eyes, did you?
Christy
Oh, man.
Gary Busey
This is Gary Busey. Join me next, Gary Veeasy's Basement.
Christopher
We know what you need.
Host
Here's another healthy dose of Bob and Tom extra. And hello, comedian Ally Breen.
Ally Breen
Oh.
Host
Who joins us. Who joins us from who knows where?
Josh
Hi, Allie.
Host
Where are you? Ali?
Ally Breen
I'm at Mohican sun out in Connecticut.
Christy
All right.
Ally Breen
I just had a show last night. Yeah. So we're here and headed back after this.
Host
How did it go?
Ally Breen
It was good. It was really fun. It was mostly good because of the air conditioning. It was so hot in New York, it's ridiculous. So the air conditioning is on strong and there's a pool here. It was great.
Host
The name of the show was Sexy Time. Ordinarily, we do this on Wednesdays, but today is a special day.
Ally Breen
Yeah, I overslept in New York because I had my air conditioning running so loud I didn't hear my alarm. It was so ridiculous. I'm so sorry. That's how ridiculous New York is.
Host
I just.
Ally Breen
Ye. I woke up right at the end of the segment.
Host
It's time to just help people with their love troubles. What have you got over there?
Ally Breen
Dear Allie, my best friend is divorced and having wild sex since she's been single a lot with married men, which I don't judge, but she's very good friends with my husband, and now I'm getting worried about it. Should I tell him he needs to stay away from her or just trust him?
Christy
Well, the first thing you don't want to do is trust him.
Tom
That would be ridiculous.
Ally Breen
What?
Host
Bringing it up, I think, is a really terrible idea.
Advertiser
Yeah, because now he's like, oh, I have a shot at your friend.
Ally Breen
Right. It makes it real. Yeah.
Advertiser
You're putting the thought in his head.
Tom
Or trust him.
Josh
Trust him. Yeah, for now.
Host
How hot is her friend?
Ally Breen
Enough to be having a lot of wild sex.
Host
Yeah.
Tom
That tells us nothing.
Host
Really? Yeah. That guy.
Josh
She's a woman. All she has to do is ask.
Christy
Enthusiasm makes up for a lot.
Tom
Most penises are blonde.
Host
Yeah, yeah. Willingness. The word. Yes.
Christy
Hey, I like you.
Tom
You.
Christy
What? Okay, you know.
Tom
You know what? Actually, you should probably just divorce your husband now because he, you know, it's. It's.
Christy
This is just going to be a long, drawn out.
Ally Breen
Yeah, yeah.
Tom
You might as well just get it over with and divorce him now, you idiot.
Ally Breen
But I wonder if it's not so much that she's worried about her, but just him hearing about if he was single, that he could be having a ton of wild sex, regardless of with whom.
Advertiser
So she needs to kick it up a notch, I guess, and keep him interested.
Josh
That's.
Ally Breen
What?
Josh
That's ridiculous.
Tom
Yes.
Ally Breen
You don't think that's it?
Tom
Thank you, Christy. I was. Because usually Ali is a fairly sensible person. I was like, is this how women think?
Host
Okay, well, let's move on.
Ally Breen
It was a possibility.
Host
You can always reach Ali. A L L I B R E E N. You'll find Ali on your favorite social media platform, which, by the way, there's a photograph of me when I was in exile on the front steps. That's getting a lot of comments on.
Josh
Oh, you were in timeout.
Host
I saw I was in timeout. Yeah. It's a long story, Ali. I can't mention certain states. Now, what else have you got, Allie?
Ally Breen
Dear Allie, my boyfriend is a contractor and he works really hard during the day that he drinks a lot at night and all weekend. My job offers me offers to pay for adult education night classes. So I'm finally taking one, and I really like being surrounded by more intellectual people. Now everything my boyfriend does is starting to annoy me. We've been together for 12 years. We've lived together for 10 and a half of those years. So I'm wondering if this is going to get better or if I can Change him or if I'm going to need to move on. What should I do? He's driving me nuts.
Christy
People change. They get older.
Tom
Yeah, it might have run its course.
Host
Night school traditionally does this people?
Tom
It does, yes.
Christy
Oh, yeah. I think Tom has the key on this. Yeah.
Host
You ever heard of that? Yeah, yeah. Night school.
Christy
That whole, bro, you want a divorce, Better yourself. Okay, then you're going to be Christy.
Tom
What are your.
Ally Breen
Better yourself. And it'll drive a wedge in your marriage.
Josh
He's not going to change their boyfriend and girlfriend though. They're not married. Right. Is that what you.
Tom
Right. But I mean, 12 years, that's a growing.
Josh
12 years is a long time. But you're right, they're growing apart. She's moving on.
Tom
Yeah.
Josh
In her head, she's already gone.
Host
There's a lot of fish in the sea.
Josh
There sure are a lot of dead fish in this.
Host
No, I was going to say fish sticks.
Christy
Are you saying. You're saying. Of course fish stick.
Host
Yeah. The food.
Christy
Yes, yes.
Host
Cuz that's what she's making for him when she's going to night classes. He comes home, heats up the fish sticks.
Josh
Oh, wait a minute. She's supposed to cook him dinner too, and then go to school.
Ally Breen
Tom's going to another timeout.
Josh
That is not happening at your house.
Host
No, I'm kidding. I, I move on.
Josh
Come on.
Ally Breen
All right. Dear Ally, my boyfriend and I were playing around recently and we were naming hall pass hookups. I named Robert Pattinson and then he named a woman he worked with.
Tom
Classic mistake. Wow, that is just done.
Host
Yeah, it's a classic. Would you sleep with your sister? Telling the truth. A classic dumb move.
Ally Breen
Yeah, he took it back when I was like, you obviously don't get the game. And quickly said Margot Robbie. But now I can't help being hurt. He wants to bang his co worker. How do I fix this?
Host
Well, he stepped in it.
Josh
Boy, he sure does.
Ally Breen
Oh, God.
Tom
It doesn't mean he's going to do it. Just remember that. But boy, that is, that is just the classic rookie mistake. Always goes celebrities when it comes to that game.
Host
Yeah. See if you can get a, a really good AI rendition of you giving it hard to Robert. Robert Pat.
Advertiser
I guess you could say, I think.
Ally Breen
That it was right at the top of his head too, that he said it so fast. And he was like, oh, the girl from work, obviously. Oh, wait, like, aren't there rules?
Advertiser
And you go, celebrity, would you want to hook up with? Isn't that always like kind of stated not just A hall pass in general.
Tom
Well, he didn't.
Host
Maybe little Susie Johnson looks enough like Margot Robbie to banger is what I'm taking out of this.
Ally Breen
Oh, she must be trying hard to find out what she looks like.
Tom
She picked Robert Pattinson instead of another man instead of a guy who showers.
Christy
You know what? He's such a great actor.
Host
What?
Christy
Who knows what sex he is? He's amazing.
Tom
You know what? He has gotten pretty good.
Christy
Oh, my God, he's great.
Josh
I thought you were a vampire fan.
Tom
Not the twat. Not the glittery flying ones.
Host
And they're making. They're making Twilight into a animated series.
Josh
They are? Really?
Christy
You weren't Team Bill or Team Steve or whatever the hell they were doing with that?
Tom
I was not Team Jacob.
Advertiser
Team Edward.
Ally Breen
Yes.
Host
We're talking with a comedian, Ali Breen. It is sexy Italian.
Christy
Had that guy look like he could peel bananas with his feet playing the werewolf. You know what I'm talking about?
Host
What else is happening, Ally?
Ally Breen
Dear Allie, I caught my husband having an affair. And we've been trying to work through it and go to therapy. One of the biggest problems, though, is that he took his mistress to all the exact same places he took me. I tried telling him how hurtful that was, and he doesn't get it. He said, well, obviously I like those places, so why wouldn't I go back?
Host
The Mac and cheese.
Ally Breen
There's a real theme to dumb men in this segment today.
Tom
Life and Jim.
Josh
Really?
Ally Breen
Yeah. Wow.
Josh
Well, no wonder she caught him. If he's taking her to all the places they go to and it's the.
Advertiser
Only one you caught him with.
Tom
What is. Does she want to know if she's in? What does she need?
Josh
What's her question? Sorry, yeah.
Ally Breen
She just said, is this situation hopeless? So I don't know exactly what she says.
Host
When he takes her back to the same place, the guy goes, oh, hello, Mr. Johnson.
Christopher
Where's your sister?
Ally Breen
Yeah, great seeing you again.
Tom
That's that.
Advertiser
It's humiliating for her, right?
Tom
Yes.
Host
Kind of like, oh, Mr. Johnson, that woman has the same necklace that your sister has.
Tom
That's tough. You're gonna have to find that a.
Christy
Good concierge will keep their mouth shut. Am I right on that?
Tom
You're absolutely right. Right, yes.
Ally Breen
Well, I feel bad for waitresses who work at comedy clubs. Cause I feel like guys will come in with different girls, and they'll be like, oh, good to see you again. And the girl's like, I wasn't here before. And they're like, oh, yeah, Ali, this.
Host
Is I. I will ask a personal question. You. You can. You are one of a handful of female comedians on the. On the road all the time.
Ally Breen
Yes.
Host
Many of the male comedians are famous for, quote, unquote, banging the waitresses.
Ally Breen
Do I bang the waitresses when I'm on the road?
Host
Either way, it would be incredibly hot.
Christy
All right, Tom, you want somebody? Want to get Tom a drink? One of the.
Host
One of my favorites, one of. A friend of mine who owned a comedy club used to say he really liked it when one of the male comedians hooked up with one of the waitresses because he knew he could always get them back for the same fee. Have you ever had any kind of experience like that? Maybe not with you, but with your lady friends that are also comics?
Ally Breen
I don't. In the city, it's a little more common. Like the clubs, people are at them all the time, and it's a little more like incestuous. There's hookups with, like, wait staff in the city and comics. I've never hooked up with a waiter or waitress for that matter.
Tom
I know a lot of female comedians who refuse to sleep with a glasses wearing, chubby middle.
Host
That has that great, great bit about the big clothing, the dress, bar, and a bit.
Tom
No matter how.
Host
That's a classic. I think that's a panty drop.
Christy
You're about half fat and half horny. Am I right on this?
Tom
No matter how much effort he put.
Host
In, you ever had a woman say to you, hey, I heard. I heard your half bit. Are you half in or is this really going to be that boring?
Tom
I never heard that. They were too polite.
Josh
He's a thorough and generous lover. We know.
Host
I know. I'm just kidding.
Josh
And half about Josh.
Tom
Yeah. Either you. You two are gonna have to find new places together. That's. That's hard.
Josh
Yeah.
Gary Busey
Now.
Ally Breen
Yeah.
Host
Have you ever hooked up with a waitress at a comedy?
Tom
No, I hooked up with an emcee.
Ally Breen
That's a little more risky going out with a comic because you'll see them all the time. Potentially.
Tom
Yeah. Thankfully, it was, you know, it was just kind of one of those, hey, two adults have fun, and that's it.
Ally Breen
So, yeah, I will say every comic that I know that's had, like, I don't hook up with comic policy has hooked up with the most comics.
Tom
Yes. Which is fine. Whatever. You know what I mean?
Ally Breen
Absolutely. Like, they're trying so hard to. Yeah. Stop themselves that it just becomes the thing.
Host
If we ever wrote the book, chick and I could give you a list of well known comedians who like hookers.
Ally Breen
Yeah. Oh. Oh, yeah. There used to be a group that was really open about it. Like the Patrice Norton days. Talked about trips to Brazil.
Christy
You never feel more alive than when you're taking a buddy to go see a hooker. I can tell you that right now. Yeah, yeah.
Host
Doing the drop off.
Josh
How do you know where to go?
Christy
Oh, it gets around.
Host
Yeah. They knew.
Josh
I mean, the comics knew where the hooker.
Tom
If you want a hooker, you find out. You just. Yeah, you. Hey, where do I go?
Ally Breen
Well, they even had that Robert Kraft going to places. I mean. Yeah. Apparently the word is out. If you want to get something on the side.
Christy
Some guy said, and I think this is true, Robert Kraft could have bought all the massage parlors in the United States and still had plenty of money left over. And I don't know why he didn't.
Host
But we're speaking with comedian Ally Breen. The show is called Sexy Time. We have time for at least one more letter. What have you got?
Ally Breen
Dear Allie, I'm 59 and I've never been married and I just started dating a 47 year old. The problem is I really like her, but I want to have kids and I haven't met any younger women who want to date me. So this is going well. And then I finally did just meet a 32 year old. But I realize I'm actually in love with my girlfriend now. Do I leave it in hopes of finding someone who will have kids with me or give up that dream?
Host
Surrogate?
Josh
There you go.
Tom
Yeah, there are other ways.
Josh
Adopt.
Host
Oh, no, don't adopt. Bang the 32 year old and then ever give you the baby? This may violate a few laws, but if the check is big enough, she'll go for it. Yeah, but don't go for that test tube thing.
Tom
I'm leaving and I'm gonna need to take the baby.
Christy
This sounds like an updated Dallas.
Ally Breen
Yeah.
Tom
What the hell's happening? You could also kidnap.
Ally Breen
That's a surprise.
Josh
The 47 year old doesn't already have kids.
Christy
Well, you can have them.
Ally Breen
Interesting.
Christy
You wouldn't dirty your hands with that.
Tom
True. Yeah, yeah.
Christy
Just go.
Tom
Go to a Target on a crowded Saturday.
Host
Yeah, you're probably gonna get a crier, but you know, only way to find.
Christy
Us Them smell like chloroform.
Host
They're already being. They need your help.
Tom
Oh, we solve that.
Christy
Okay, that's.
Host
We have time for one more. Ali Breen, what have you got?
Ally Breen
Dear Ally, I just got engaged to a really big sports guy, which is no problem. We have fun watching together. But he likes to gamble, and he's gambling more and more. I think we're going to end up getting married. My friends are telling me this is a big red flag. Even though it's kind of just football and baseball now. I want to end up losing my house in the future. How do I mitigate this?
Christy
Oh, this is always just an itch, and they scratch it and they get away from gambling. They just move right on once it.
Ally Breen
Gets out of it, becomes a problem.
Christy
Just gets out of their system.
Ally Breen
Yeah.
Josh
That's not addictive at all.
Advertiser
Eventually, he's gonna hit big, and you're gonna get a nice, big house out of it. So just hang in there.
Host
So it's. So is it.
Christy
Or you could rob a casino. Either way.
Host
Is it a little bit of fun he's having, or is this becoming an.
Josh
Obsession, Becoming a problem?
Ally Breen
Yeah.
Host
That's serious then. Yeah.
Christy
It'll run its course. Tom, calm down.
Advertiser
Keep your money separate.
Ally Breen
No.
Josh
There you go.
Ally Breen
I was just reading that. Oh, that's an option. I was just reading that because of all the legalized gambling that they're going to create, like, way more gambling addicts because kids are starting to gamble.
Tom
Yeah.
Ally Breen
You know, super young online now.
Tom
I need to. I need to know if her friends are married, if they're single, and they're all going, you know, this is a big red flag. It's probably not that big of a red flag. Those bitches just don't want you to get married. But if they're all married, then, yeah.
Josh
It'S a red flag.
Ally Breen
This is the most cynical I've ever seen Josh be usually like, you're crazy. Everyone's just in love.
Christy
Is it sound advice?
Host
Josh is working on his new book, what them bitches say.
Ally Breen
And them bitches don't want you to get married.
Host
Yes, nice illustrations.
Tom
Yes.
Host
A lot of big teeth and lips. Now, are you still doing your only fans at all?
Ally Breen
IB Yeah, I said I was going to wind it down, and there are people that were like, we're staying till the bitter end. You better stay on here. Stepping up again.
Christy
We know where you live. New York City.
Ally Breen
We know we will show up at your house if you dare to leave.
Christopher
That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.
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Host
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Podcast Summary: B&T Extra - Alli Breen with Sexy Time
Podcast Information
The episode begins with typical sponsor advertisements for brands like eBay and WhatsApp, seamlessly transitioning into a humorous skit featuring Gary Busey interviewing Dennis Rodman in "Gary Busey's Basement." This segment sets a comedic tone for the episode, showcasing the show's blend of humor and light-hearted content.
Despite the entertaining exchange, the skit concludes abruptly as the show transitions back to the main content.
Introduction of Alli Breen
Host Christopher welcomes comedian Alli Breen from Mohican Sun in Connecticut, setting the stage for an engaging discussion on relationships and love troubles.
Listener Questions and Advice
Alli Breen introduces the "Sexy Time" segment, where listeners submit their relationship dilemmas for advice.
Divorced Friend and Marital Boundaries
Boyfriend’s Gambling Habits
Catching Husband’s Affair at Familiar Places
Navigating Age Difference in Relationships
Comedic Banter and Insights
Throughout the segment, Alli Breen and the hosts engage in witty banter, blending serious advice with humor. They discuss topics like the dynamics of night school influencing relationships, the challenges of long-term partnerships, and the peculiarities of the comedy club scene.
Social Media and Personal Stories
Alli Breen shares insights into her life as a comedian, including her experiences with OnlyFans and managing public perceptions.
The episode wraps up with final comedic exchanges and a brief return to sponsor messages. The hosts humorously discuss sports and pop culture, maintaining the show's signature blend of comedy and casual conversation.
Notable Quotes Highlights:
This episode of B&T Extra offers a balanced mix of laughter, relatable relationship struggles, and practical advice, making it a valuable listen for anyone navigating the complexities of love and companionship.