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Tom
Here's some extra.
Bob
This is Bob and Tom. Extra. Let's talk to the lovely Ally Breen. Is she available? There she is. You're cool.
Tom
I'm here. Hi, guys.
Bob
Wait a second. Hey. She's not at home. Is that a bed?
Tom
I'm not at home. Yeah, pretty much.
Bob
That looks a little institutional. That looks like. Yeah, yeah, it does look very, very, very, very prison like. But that looks like California State Prison at Corcoran. Including and the shirt you have. And it does look like you've just been arrested. That's 40 bucks an hour right there. If it doesn't say Doc on the back of that blue hoodie, I will. I'm Breen. Is the new black Rikers.
Tom
They got me. Yeah, no, we got an Airbnb. I'm fixing it up. I' oh, wow. We got kind of a wreck. So it's gonna be.
Bob
Hey, Tom. She's covered in paint. She's all dirty right now. I think that's probably very, very hot. Do you have any paint on your boobs or butt? Probably.
Tom
It's everywhere.
Bob
That's your only fans content right there.
Tom
Yeah.
Bob
There you go.
Tom
Yeah, that's gonna have to be today's. Exactly.
Bob
Who's painting with you? Your sister?
Tom
Well, not yet. I'm here by myself and then she and her kids are gonna come down for like two days. So.
Bob
Yeah, that sounds like a nightmare.
Tom
Yeah, they said they're excited about it, but we'll see.
Bob
I'm sorry. Let them paint the kids.
Tom
Oh, yeah, yeah. And put on like doorknobs and. Yeah, we've put them to work before.
Bob
They know their aunt does. Only fans paint naked.
Tom
Said anything to me. I hope they don't.
Bob
Any. Any psychiatrist will tell you. Never mind. It's all right.
Tom
I know.
Bob
Did you say where?
Tom
Conversation one day.
Bob
Did you say where this condo is?
Tom
It's In Okala. It's like a horseback riding part of Florida. It's kind of in the middle of nowhere.
Bob
Yeah.
Tom
Yeah.
Bob
All right, well, the horseback riding part of Florida. Is that a famous part of Florida? The middle part?
Tom
That is a famous part of Florida. Wellington is the big horseback.
Bob
Well, now, that's. No, that's the big beef area. Yeah. Famous for their beef. Now, the Wellington beef in Florida, you can't beat it. Well, because it's already got whip marks on it from the horses. The name of the show is Sexy, and your hostess is Ali Breen, comedian. And we have love letters to help people with their love lives. What's happening, Allie?
Tom
Dear Ally, my boyfriend is really hot and he has a foot fetish. I've never been really into that, but I told my friends, and now I have a friend who goes out of her way to wear sexy shoes and sandals around him. She even seems to, like, wiggle her toes if we're at a pool. I swear she's never done this before. I told her. Would I sound crazy to tell her I see what she's doing?
Bob
No, call her out. That's exactly what she's doing. Like, I see what you're doing. Very clever.
Tom
Oh, Christy, your mic's off.
Bob
That's a very sneaky little flirt, isn't it? Wow.
Tom
Yeah, it is. Yeah.
Bob
This is her sister or friend. Friend. Wow. She just wants to get attention.
Tom
She's needy.
Bob
Or she wants her boyfriend.
Tom
Maybe she actually.
Bob
Girls can have a foot fetish thing.
Tom
And she's like, oh, maybe this is my man.
Bob
Maybe.
Tom
But he is hot, right? So really hot.
Bob
She says, yeah, I dated a girl who had a foot fetish. Every penis she encountered had to be a foot long. So I guess it was. Ah, the old size queen. So the day was one and done, huh?
Tom
Yeah.
Bob
Wow. Yeah. This seems. That's, I guess, her form of flirting.
Tom
I guess just tell your boyfriend she.
Bob
Has warts and she's got them frozen off.
Tom
So no matter what she does, it doesn't matter. There you go.
Bob
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't solve this one. She seems to be flirting. She's flirting for sure. You need to call her out.
Tom
That is a crazy way to call someone out, though. Like, I see. What, your foot thick, you know, wiggling your toes.
Bob
Right. What are you doing? Oh, I'm sorry. That wasn't what I was doing. Didn't you once say that all she has to do is yell very loudly, that my man? Well, there's a little bit more involved in that. Put both Hands on your hips and stick your butt out. That my man. There you go. 20 bucks in the Accenture. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. He didn't really. Yeah, he did really give the accent and my man. Let's move on. What else do we have? Ali?
Tom
Dear Ally, I went on a Tinder date to movie and a drinks. I suggested the date because I already had tickets to the movie, which was a complete unknown. And then he bought margaritas. Four to be exact. We didn't hook up because I thought he was boring. And he's been Venmoing me for half the drink tab.
Bob
Enter a contract. Wait a minute. Hang on a second. Did I hear correctly that she had already purchased the movie tickets?
Tom
She had the movie tickets and he bought.
Bob
He bought four drinks. Of which he drank too. No, no, there's no way you owe him any more. Jerk. No, no, no. He's not asking for money. He's sending her money.
Tom
No, no, he's Venmoing her request.
Bob
He's sending. He's sending her. So the term. The term Venmoing means asking for. Asking for requests. Venmo does it all, Josh.
Tom
It's like instead of a memo bill, it's memo.
Bob
She didn't put out. Didn't get any butts. Yeah, of course. You don't owe him anything. Oh, my God.
Tom
Wait, so it continues. She said, well, I told him I got the ticket, so we should be even. He said I already had them, so I didn't buy them for him.
Bob
No, no.
Tom
Do I owe him this money?
Bob
This guy is a jerk. Oh, my God.
Tom
Actually, take screenshots and post it. Just blast him everywhere.
Bob
What does it continue on to say?
Tom
She said, I turned down his Venmo request and he hit me up on Zell.
Bob
Well, maybe she just doesn't like Venmo.
Tom
There you go.
Bob
I prefer Zell, actually. Push them to show I don't just block him or something. Yeah, he's.
Tom
That's. Yeah, it's a time to go. Yeah, what you gotta do.
Bob
I use George Zell. You don't get money. You just get classical music. Thank you. Lazy. I don't even know one of the most famous conductors. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We all knew him. Absolutely brilliant. No, it's occasionally crack open a book. Ally, I have no idea. This guy's an idiot. And. Yeah. Who has the idea? But that's a. That's a rough first date because that's a. A very good movie. But it's long. It's a great movie.
Tom
Movies in general. People don't go to them that much anymore, so. I don't know. It's a date at least.
Bob
Yeah. Well, yeah, sure. But yeah. Bummer you had a bad date. Yeah. Shame. By the way, have you considered you are. Is the term horse woman? Is that acceptable? Equestrian.
Tom
There you go.
Bob
That's nice. Does equestrian go both ways? Is like an equestria. Some do. A horse woman is an equestriette. That's what I'm questioned. That's my question. Exactly what I was fishing for. Ali, could you do a Lady Godiva esque thing for your only fans page?
Tom
Is that a. Was she a side saddle?
Bob
You have to wear an extension. Well, I think the way the typical Lady Godiva thing is. Yeah, you'd have. If that. Pat's got it. You wear a wig that kind of dangles down over the. Over the front. Naughty stuff and then. Sure.
Tom
Like that romance novel kind of look.
Bob
I'm just telling you. Honestly. Honestly, Tom. Yeah. She can't. Only fans does not allow any animals.
Tom
Oh, that's true.
Bob
Really? Yeah. There you go. Or could she do it on a.
Tom
I assume it's a. I have an idea.
Bob
I don't know. I've got this down. Go to one of those mechanical horses, like an urban cowboy. Do they still have those? Yeah, you'll still see it. Christy and I did one not too long ago. You could do a contemporary Lady Godiva on a. On a bowl. Yeah.
Tom
Those are usually in the middle of a full bar.
Bob
Exactly. Pat nailed it. That is much hotter. Especially with a big crowd of mostly men cheering you on. Take it off. Okay, we go next. I'm sorry. We'll get to our next letter now.
Tom
Dear Allie, I got married about a year ago and my husband lately has come home without his ring on. He says his new personal trainer makes him take it off sometimes at the gym, depending on what their workout is. That's right. Anyway, this is true. That's right.
Bob
I do that. What's the big problem? There's absolutely a chance that's true. I take my ring off when I work out. Twice a week. His new personal trainer probably asks him to take his ring off before they have sex. But think about it. It makes sense that. Yeah. Because you know, that. That could brush against. His guy just has a band, though, without like any bling on it. I have a little band and it's still. When that is a tiny one.
Tom
Yeah.
Bob
It. It hurts. Right? Don't worry about that. It happens all the time. Yeah. Even. Even walking around that can happen. Yeah. Also, working out of the gym can give you STDs.
Tom
Yeah.
Bob
Wipe the seats off. When it comes a girl in the shower, you got to be very careful. Yeah, you might pick up something from the bench press machine. I know a girl who got chlamydia from a barbell. She told me. Where was she putting it? Okay, next. What do we got? Ally? Yeah, don't worry about that.
Tom
Ally. I went on two dates with a girl and I went back to her apartment, spent the night, had a great time, then woke up the next day to find all of the framed pictures in her house were of her and her ex. She just said, well, we're still good friends, and that was it. So is she just keeping them up? Should I continue dating her or is this a huge date?
Bob
Relax. Yeah, and she banged you. Chill out. Banged you? Yeah.
Tom
I mean, it doesn't sound like she's over the boyfriend, but you're right, he should plow forward because he's doing okay.
Bob
Oh, what more do you want? Dude, you can't put your picture in the frames yet. Yeah, come on. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, just chill out. Now, if you want to send Ally a letter, you'll find her a L, L, I, B, R, E, E, N on your favorite social media platform. And she also is on Only Fans Animal Free.
Tom
I'll be doing some paint content today, it looks like.
Bob
And she's just at a L, L, I, B. And. Yeah, you do some paint content.
Tom
Yeah, I'll do that.
Bob
Cool. You could do that. You could do that thing where you lie down on the paint then roll on the canvas.
Tom
I mean, I'd have to get a canvas, but yeah, I could roll on a sheet.
Bob
Oh, that's Sarah Fawcett did. Yeah. Yeah.
Tom
Or you could use your boobs to paint the wall. Yep. Or butt.
Bob
Oh, yeah, that'd be great. Oh, my God. Or we could answer another letter. I'm sorry. Let's move on. Okay, what do we got?
Tom
Dear Ally, I'm dating a great guy, but the worst kisser. He shoves his tongue all the way down my throat and keeps his mouth wide open and literally never shuts it.
Bob
Baby, what's the problem here? What are you doing? Right. He kisses like a Mason jar.
Tom
I've tried to physically guide him, but he's so enthusiastic, he can't really tell. Do I actually tell him, like, in words, how horrible it is?
Bob
Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's awkward, but you gotta tell him. Yeah, yeah. Will he respond?
Tom
Well, like, let me teach you how.
Bob
To do this so I don't gag. We can't answer that. I. I don't know, but that's the best you could do? I'd like to bring in someone to show you how. This is probably. Now you just sit there and watch. Yeah, no, I. I asked Roger to remove his pants. Why does he have to take his pants off? That's the best way to do it. He might be gay. Is that one way that you could get him to never kiss like that again is to tell him, oh, just go, oh, boy, you kissed me just like my father.
Tom
Yes, very good.
Bob
I think. No need to go any farther. We've solved that one. We have time for a couple more. We're speaking once again with comedian Ali, Comedian slash house painter Ally Brain, currently in Ocala, Florida, working on the new. Is it a condo or a freestanding house?
Tom
It's a freestanding house. It's really cute. I mean, it has the bones to be really cute, but it needs some work.
Bob
Okay, well, it sounds like fun. Now let's get to our next letter. Ellie, what have you got?
Tom
Dear Allie, my boyfriend is really into video games and he plays with people all day on his headset. One of his friends is a hot girl they've never actually met, and I was joking with him that it's probably a boy living in his mom's basement. And we actually got into a huge fight about it. So is he defending his crush or something? I can't shake it. It feels like he's actually cheating with her, even if it's just emotionally.
Bob
No, he's just probably had more or less phone over the headphones and been totally fooled. That's all. I think he probably thinks on a serious note that you're kind of mocking what he's doing with his free time. Having fun. Oh, you know what I mean? Yeah, that and a lot of gamer guys do want the dream of a hot girl that likes to, you know, play games. He already has the girl.
Tom
Yeah.
Bob
Yes. But yeah, you probably ruined it for him by even saying it's a guy and he's getting catfish or something weird.
Tom
Oh, yeah. Now. And he's listening to her. He's like, oh, really?
Bob
Are a ton of hot girls gaming now? It's a. It's kind of a new influencer.
Tom
Oh, really?
Bob
Genre? Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah. But I don't understand the fight. That doesn't make any sense to me.
Tom
He got defensive because he's like, don't.
Bob
I don't know, get jealous. I think this is his world. That he's just.
Tom
Don't Denigrate. Yeah, yeah.
Bob
He. I don't think he wants to be. Hey, this is my thing. Let me do it. Shut up. Don't ruin it. That's probably it. Leave me alone.
Tom
Yeah, yeah. Dear Ellie. My best friend is staying with me for my friend's wedding and ended up hooking up with my friend who is married. I'm mad that she put me in the middle of it in case my friend finds out. And she said, oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize I was staying with my mother. Am I really being the unreasonable one?
Bob
No. Doesn't sound like you're being unreasonable. Run it by me again. I'm confused.
Tom
Yeah. The way she worded this is weird. Her best friend is staying with her for a wedding and she hooked up with a male friend of this girl's and she's. Friend with the wife. Friends with the wife.
Bob
So she cheated on her fiance.
Tom
The friend.
Bob
This is really confusing.
Tom
Yeah. The friend who's staying at her house for the wedding cheated with a husband.
Bob
A husband. She slept with a guy. And the guy's wife is friends with the lady that. That is hosting. Stay out of it.
Tom
Exactly.
Bob
Yeah.
Tom
Yeah. But she's right. She just put it right in the middle of it. Because if they find out what happened in her house.
Bob
I deny, deny, deny. I didn't know.
Tom
Yeah. Until they woke up. Or I didn't know at all.
Bob
Unless you can make money selling photographs. That goes without saying. Yeah. Nothing better than blackmail. Okay. Oh yeah. Or even more than more so. Blackmail. Yeah. Good. Well, Ally, it's always a great pleasure. Good luck with your painting. You can find Ally Once again, A L L I B R E E N On social media at A L L I B In the world of only fans. What color are you going with?
Tom
Yes.
Bob
Looks like blue. What color are you going with over there?
Tom
It's like a gray blue. Exactly. Pretty much. And some white trim.
Bob
So your hands are really colored?
Tom
Oh yeah. They're completely covered. It's ridiculous.
Bob
So look, it looks like you paint as well as you cook.
Tom
Pretty much.
Bob
You may want to hire out a.
Tom
Lot of trial and error. There's a.
Bob
Well, thanks.
Tom
Alright.
Bob
We appreciate it.
Tom
Whenever life gets you down Keeps you wearing a frown and the gravy train has left you behind and when you're all out of hope down at the end of your rope and nobody's there to throw you a line if you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go Come on And take a walk you in my shoes Never worry about a thing Got the world on a string. Cause I've got the cure for all of my all of his blues. I take a look at my enormous penis and my troubles start melting away I take a look at my enormous penis and the happy times are coming time I gotta sing and I dance when I glance in my pants and the feelings like a sunshiny day I take a look at my enormous pess and everything is going my way Sing along at home why don't you?
Bob
2, 3.
Tom
Take a look at my enormous penis.
Bob
It's not that hard.
Tom
My troubles start melting away Just Bob and Tom.
Bob
I take a look at my enormous.
Tom
Peanut and the happy times are coming to stay. Yeah, I got great big amounts in the place where it counts. And the feeling's like a sunshiny day I take a look at my enormous penis and everything is going my way. I'm Bob and Tom now Everything is going my way.
Bob
Hey, look at these goobers.
Tom
Everything is going my way. Ain't Chihuahua. Everything is going my way. Thank you, baby.
Bob
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Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast – B&T Extra: Alli Breen with Sexy Time
Release Date: April 14, 2025
Introduction
In this episode of The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast, titled B&T Extra: Alli Breen with Sexy Time, hosts Bob and Tom engage with comedian and house painter Alli Breen. The segment combines humor with relationship advice, focusing on love letters submitted by listeners. Throughout the conversation, Bob and Tom provide witty commentary and playful banter, creating an engaging and entertaining atmosphere for listeners.
Guest Introduction: Alli Breen and Sexy Time
The episode kicks off with a lively introduction of Alli Breen, who brings her unique blend of comedy and artistic talent to the show. Alli is currently renovating a freestanding house in Ocala, Florida, and shares snippets of her ongoing painting projects, adding a personal touch to the discussion.
Listener Love Letters and Relationship Advice
The core of the episode revolves around Ali’s segment, Sexy Time, where she presents and responds to love letters from listeners seeking advice on their romantic dilemmas. Bob and Tom join in to offer their humorous takes and practical suggestions.
Foot Fetish Concerns
Timestamp [06:20]
A listener writes about her boyfriend’s foot fetish and his friend's seemingly intentional toe movements.
Notable Quote:
Bob: "No, call her out. That's exactly what she's doing. Like, I see what you're doing."
[06:40]
Bob encourages the listener to address the behavior directly, emphasizing the importance of open communication in relationships.
Awkward First Date Expenses
Timestamp [08:25]
Another listener shares her discomfort with a first date where she paid for movie tickets, and her date subsequently requested reimbursement for drinks via Venmo.
Notable Quote:
Tom: "He’s sending her. So the term Venmoing means asking for. Asking for requests."
[09:03]
The hosts dismiss the demands, labeling the dater as a "jerk" and reinforcing that expenses from a one-sided effort on the date shouldn’t be reciprocated.
Jealousy Over Gaming Friendships
Timestamp [16:21]
A listener expresses insecurity over her boyfriend's close friendship with a female gamer, fearing emotional infidelity.
Notable Quote:
Bob: "But yeah, you probably ruined it for him by even saying it's a guy and he's getting catfish or something weird."
[17:14]
Bob provides insight into the listener’s overreaction, suggesting that trust should prevail and that the boyfriend’s gaming friendships are harmless.
Complicated Wedding Hookup
Timestamp [18:02]
A listener recounts a situation where her best friend hooked up with a married friend while staying at her place for a wedding, seeking validation on her feelings of betrayal.
Notable Quote:
Tom: "Exactly. The way she worded this is weird."
[18:20]
The hosts clarify the confusion within the scenario and advise maintaining boundaries, emphasizing that the listener is not at fault for the friend's actions.
Terrible Kissing Habits
Timestamp [14:46]
A listener complains about her boyfriend’s overly aggressive kissing style and seeks advice on how to address it.
Notable Quote:
Bob: "Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's awkward, but you gotta tell him."
[15:19]
Bob underscores the necessity of honest communication, even when addressing sensitive topics like personal affection styles.
Humorous Interactions and Banter
Throughout the segment, Bob and Tom infuse humor into their advice, often turning serious relationship issues into comedic exchanges. Their playful dynamics keep the conversation light-hearted and entertaining:
Paint Mishaps:
Alli discusses her ongoing painting project, leading to jokes about paint-covered bodies and OnlyFans content.
Notable Quote:
Bob: "That's your OnlyFans content right there."
[04:58]
Creative Advice:
When suggesting alternatives for Alli’s content, Bob and Tom propose outlandish ideas involving mechanical horses and unconventional painting methods.
Notable Quote:
Tom: "Yeah, I'll do that."
[14:17]
Conclusion and Farewell
As the episode wraps up, Bob and Tom continue their trademark humorous interaction, culminating in a playful musical number about having an "enormous penis." They thank Alli for her participation and encourage listeners to follow her on social media for more content.
Notable Quote:
Bob: "We appreciate it."
[19:34]
The hosts sign off with their signature enthusiasm, reminding listeners to catch them on various podcast platforms.
Key Takeaways
Effective Communication: The episode emphasizes the importance of addressing relationship issues openly and honestly.
Humor in Relationships: Bob and Tom demonstrate how humor can be a valuable tool in navigating and diffusing romantic tensions.
Supportive Advice: Despite the comedic approach, genuine advice is provided to help listeners with their relationship dilemmas.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
Bob: "No, call her out. That's exactly what she's doing."
[06:40]
Tom: "He’s sending her. So the term Venmoing means asking for. Asking for requests."
[09:03]
Bob: "But yeah, you probably ruined it for him by even saying it's a guy and he's getting catfish or something weird."
[17:14]
Tom: "Exactly. The way she worded this is weird."
[18:20]
Bob: "Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's awkward, but you gotta tell him."
[15:19]
Bob: "That's your OnlyFans content right there."
[04:58]
Tom: "Yeah, I'll do that."
[14:17]
Bob: "We appreciate it."
[19:34]
Final Thoughts
This episode of The BOB & TOM Show effectively blends comedy with heartfelt relationship advice, making it both entertaining and insightful. Alli Breen’s participation adds a fresh dynamic, while Bob and Tom’s chemistry ensures that listeners are both amused and informed. Whether you're seeking laughs or relationship tips, this episode delivers a memorable listening experience.