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Bob
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra.
Chick McGee
This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom.
Bob
Show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on today's show, it's Sexy Time with Allie Breen and it's coming up in just a minute.
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Christy
You live in a trailer.
Josh Arnold
Your Camaro's up on blocks.
Christy
Your girlfriend's pregnant again.
Chick McGee
She's a stripper.
Josh Arnold
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Chick McGee
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Christy
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Bob
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Christy
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Bob
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Josh Arnold
And thank you.
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Ali Breen
Extra. I'm Josh Arnold and Tom. We may or may not get hooked up eventually with Ali Breen. We're waiting to hear. Regards. In regards to.
Chick McGee
Well, I, I, I have an important letter here.
Ali Breen
Okay, good boy.
Chick McGee
I'll talk to you. Jessica.
Christy
Yes.
Chick McGee
Now, the. I ran this by the other Jess and she didn't get it, didn't understand it. Josh doesn't think it's interesting. I found it absolutely fascinating. Our guest yesterday.
Christy
Mm.
Chick McGee
Dyke. Sanders.
Ali Breen
Dyke Michaels.
Chick McGee
Sorry.
Ali Breen
Harry Sanders.
Chick McGee
Dyke Michaels. He was really funny. I really liked him.
Ali Breen
Yeah, good.
Christy
Even remember his name.
Chick McGee
I'm kidding. He's such a nice guy. But he made this observation. I just thought it was so interesting because I've lived my whole life and I. This happened to me and I never thought about it until just now when he mentioned it. And it is the following that when he was a kid, if he had to throw up, his, his family, they would, they would give him the same bowl that you get popcorn in. In my case, it was the stainless steel bowl. And that was, hey, oh, you're feeling sick quick. And you'd grab the popcorn bowl.
Christy
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Which was the experience of almost all of us. Apparently not you now.
Christy
No, it was like, here's a trash can.
Ali Breen
Really?
Christy
And it might be the trash can full of, like, nasty stuff. Which doesn't help when you're nauseous.
Ali Breen
Well, if you need to puke, it does help.
Chick McGee
Okay, now, Gregory.
Ali Breen
Hi, Gregory.
Chick McGee
Kind enough to Write. He had a somewhat dissimilar experience. Our son woke up in the middle of the night saying he had to puke. It was dark. My wife ran into the kitchen, grabbed the first thing she came to after vomiting. We turned on the lights. She had grabbed a colander.
Ali Breen
Oh, no.
Chick McGee
The good news, the good news. No chunks made it onto the bed. Goodness. Oh, well. Boy, that at least you edited out the chunks. Always, always strangers. Always a bright side. Okay, let's hook up the satellite and go to New York City where we have the lovely Allie Breen and. Hi, Ali. How are you today?
Josh Arnold
Good. How are you guys?
Chick McGee
Good.
Ali Breen
Doing well.
Chick McGee
Got your big glasses on? I'm just getting used to them.
Josh Arnold
Oh, yeah, me too.
Chick McGee
Okay. They look great. They do look. They do look very, very nice. And the name of the show is Sexy Time. And it's all about trying to help people with their love lives and their pursuits, et cetera, et cetera. Let's just get right to our letters. What have you got?
Josh Arnold
Dear Ally, I just found an air tag in my car dashboard and I asked my girlfriend if she put it there and she said yes, just in case the car ever gets towed or stolen. So we know where it is. But she never told me she was doing that, so I feel like she was actually checking up on me. It makes a noise every time I get in the car, but if I didn't do that, I don't think she ever would have come clean. How big of a red flag is this?
Christy
That's.
Ali Breen
Well, I don't know. I mean, I. It's hard to say whether or not she's being honest.
Christy
She's not.
Chick McGee
That's legit. But I think she should have said something.
Christy
Yeah, if it were that reason, she would have said.
Chick McGee
I mean, that's smart to do that.
Ali Breen
Yeah, it is if you're the owner of the car.
Tom
But the sister friend.
Ali Breen
I don't.
Christy
Yeah, girlfriend.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, girlfriend. Yeah.
Christy
You guys should co own the tag together if that was the case.
Chick McGee
Not even owning it, just a matter of. Hey, by the way, I put an air tag in your car just in case it gets stolen.
Christy
And I can monitor every move you make and know exactly where you are and doesn't.
Chick McGee
But there's a thing you can do with yourself. Phone anyway, right?
Josh Arnold
Yeah, you could.
Christy
If the person has it on. If you have your locations on. I don't keep mine on. But if you do, you're. Somebody can find you.
Chick McGee
I have no idea. They're more than welcome.
Josh Arnold
Wait, you can track someone else through location yeah.
Christy
To agree. Find my people.
Chick McGee
Or. I know people will do that with their kids, so they know. Yeah, I don't. You know, whatever. Go ahead.
Christy
Yeah. Who cares if the car gets stolen? Let it get stolen. You get a new car. Insurance covers it.
Chick McGee
No, no, no, no, no. That's the dumbest thing you've ever said. And that's a big.
Christy
Just wait, we've got more time.
Chick McGee
That's a big warehouse of things. Not as big as mine.
Ali Breen
I'd take it out, I think, if it made a noise every time.
Christy
Yeah. Why does it make a noise?
Ali Breen
If you take it out and she throws a fit, you probably know where she's at.
Josh Arnold
I think it does make a noise. I know when I go near an airtag, it'll go like. It'll chirp sometimes.
Ali Breen
Huh.
Josh Arnold
I don't think it always does, but.
Ali Breen
Yeah, interesting.
Josh Arnold
It does occasionally.
Chick McGee
Really?
Josh Arnold
I don't know. I think it's great, though, because it's. Literally, you can stalk someone and have plausible deniability after the fact. Like, I was just protecting you. Like.
Chick McGee
No, no, but if you're going to do that, you should say to the person, I'm doing that. But. No, but as having a car stolen. I've been through that. It's. No. The insurance company doesn't just hand you a new car.
Christy
Well, after two weeks, they won't.
Chick McGee
It's. First of all, it's. In my case, it was 30 days and you don't get as nice of a car.
Christy
Well.
Josh Arnold
Oh, I thought that Jess was right. I thought you got, like, a nicer one usually.
Christy
Or at least the value of your car back.
Chick McGee
Yeah, great. And trust me, it's a huge pain. Huge pain in the ass. So. And then eventually we found the. We did find the car and had to get a lawyer to go look at it, and it had been smashed up and there was crap everywhere, and they didn't prosecute the guys that stole it. It was a. Fun times.
Josh Arnold
No. Boy.
Chick McGee
All right, let's go on to our next letter. Once again, we're speaking with Ali Breen. A L L I B R E E N. You'll find Ali Breen on your favorite social media platform. What else have you got?
Josh Arnold
Dear Allie, my girlfriend and I just moved in together and she has her best friend stay over all the time on the couch. I have to wake up from work earlier and I have to tiptoe through the house to make breakfast and shower, and it's a real invasion of my space. I think she'd flip out if I Did the same, but she acts like I should just deal with it. Is it worth fighting over?
Ali Breen
I don't necessarily agree that you. I get that you're being very polite, but you do not have to alter your schedule for this guest.
Christy
Yeah.
Ali Breen
You make noise. I mean, I don't mean go over the top, normally do, but just do what you normally do.
Chick McGee
I was really hoping this letter would go a different direction, like a three way.
Christy
That's what I was.
Chick McGee
Oh, that would be one direction. Not my scene. But yeah, I was thinking there'd be some kind of. It turns out she's much more interesting than my girlfriend.
Christy
Fallen for the friend.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Christy
He starts spending the night in the living room.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Would it be too much if I asked him to switch places?
Josh Arnold
Well, he could test the waters. He could take Josh's advice, but just do that. Like, walk through naked. Do his normal routine. Just walk around naked. Start getting ready, in and out of the shower.
Ali Breen
That would be. Yeah, you're being a very nice person. You're being a nice person, but a guest knows that they're.
Chick McGee
After a certain amount of time, they should realize that this is not.
Ali Breen
Well, sure, but.
Chick McGee
But some don't.
Ali Breen
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
They're. We've all experienced.
Ali Breen
No, you live your life. You got to go to work. That person gets to go back to sleep for free.
Josh Arnold
At your house.
Ali Breen
Yeah, yeah.
Christy
And play your video games invading your space. Yeah.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. By the way, Ali Breen is also on Only Fans. A L L I B is where you find her. Ali, we had an interesting news story this morning. Christy was reading it about a. A lady that does some very specific weird. She talked about some of the weird stuff she does for serious money, including one guy paid. Was it a couple thousand bucks to have.
Ali Breen
This is on Only Fans Alley to.
Chick McGee
To watch. To watch her measure her nose for 20 minutes.
Christy
20 minutes. What? Measuring her nose. Not even naked.
Bob
Wow.
Josh Arnold
Not even naked. Nope.
Christy
Not naked.
Chick McGee
She doesn't have an unusually large. What's it called? Probiscus.
Ali Breen
Yeah.
Chick McGee
No.
Ali Breen
She's a. Just a pretty lady and the guy just wanted to know the dimensions of her nose.
Josh Arnold
Very slow.
Ali Breen
She charges for her custom. She charges 700 to $2,500 for five minutes.
Josh Arnold
Wow.
Christy
Wow.
Josh Arnold
That is. The amount of money you can make on that site is amazing. I was reading they're trying to sell it and they're having a hard time because of the, you know, content, which is so weird to me.
Chick McGee
Now.
Josh Arnold
They must make money hand over fist. I would think anyone would want to buy that but maybe there.
Chick McGee
God knows, maybe there's pending legislation to make fun illegal. Maybe.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Pornhub's pulling out of everywhere, so maybe. Yeah, they were going super Puritan soon.
Chick McGee
The last time we talked to you, we suggested, since you were painting your condo in Florida, we suggested that you get some giant pieces of paper and put paint on your body and roll over them. People were really interested in that. Have you had a chance to try it?
Josh Arnold
So I literally bought a bunch of white sheets because I was like, oh, I'll just do this on sheets and come put them on canvases. But then I didn't have time to actually do the painting. So when I go back, probably in like a week and a half or two weeks, I'm all game. I'm gonna.
Chick McGee
Interesting. You can hang it up in back of where you're doing your broadcast.
Josh Arnold
Exactly. You'll see the art change in my apartment drastically.
Chick McGee
That's good. And Allie has more letters. Go ahead, Ally.
Josh Arnold
Dear Allie, I found condoms in my boyfriend's shaving kit. And when I asked him about it, he got mad at me for going through his bag. I was actually just trying to help out and put all of his stuff away after a business trip. And the fact that he got defensive and mad at me instead of answering my question looks pretty shady. Am I right?
Ali Breen
I wonder why he would have the condoms.
Christy
Maybe. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
I mean, here's the thing.
Ali Breen
Maybe there's kind of only one reason. Let's say, look, there was a time where I had condoms in my shaving kit when I was on the road. If I then got a girlfriend and she said, hey, why are there condoms in your shaving kit? Oh, it was because I needed them. I don't need them now. I'll take them out. I wouldn't get mad. Yeah, that is a weird response.
Christy
Guilty. But if you see how old those condoms are, then they should be kind of worn. Right. The outside wrapper, because they've been in there for so long. Maybe tousled versus, like, fresh.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, that's true.
Christy
They look.
Josh Arnold
If they've been in there for a while, like, they've been in there for a while.
Chick McGee
Do they have a. Do they have a born on date?
Ali Breen
Yeah, I don't think they do. They do have the expiration.
Chick McGee
Kind of ironic, really. Yeah, he's. He's. This guy's screwing around. Yeah.
Ali Breen
I mean, obviously he should just go, oh, you know what? There was a time I needed those. I don't anymore.
Chick McGee
Yeah, that's the response that would have.
Ali Breen
Been the problem, but I do.
Chick McGee
No, there's no way this guy's right.
Ali Breen
That's what we're suggesting.
Chick McGee
Road mong.
Ali Breen
His response. His response suggests he's. Yeah, he's being nefarious.
Josh Arnold
If you get defensive or you start curling a girl crazy, immediately you've done something wrong.
Christy
Right?
Josh Arnold
Yeah. That's the. That's the tell.
Chick McGee
Let's get to our next letter. Once again, comedian Ali Breen is our guest. What do you got, Ally?
Josh Arnold
Dear Ally, my girl always asks advice on things, and I'm realizing that she's always just gonna do what she was gonna do anyways.
Ali Breen
What you have there is a woman.
Christy
We literally got in a fight about.
Josh Arnold
This last night, and we always fight over why she bothered asking my advice at all. It's getting really frustrating. Do I need to just relax about this or I'm worst behavior?
Ali Breen
Yeah, you do have to relax about this. This is every. I'm sorry, this is most women, every. And you eventually learn to go. You go, here's my advice. But, honey, I want you to do what you're most comfortable with and what you think is best. Just always end it with some caveat of you don't have to take. Yeah, that's really good advice. I just said, I want a divorce.
Christy
Which worked last night. Literally. This happened to me because I always ask. I like to ask questions and overanalyze. And Donnie goes, why does it matter what I think? You're gonna do whatever. Like, you're gonna do the opposite of whatever I say, so just do whatever you want.
Ali Breen
Yeah.
Christy
And I was like, well, I just wanna talk it out and analyze my options.
Josh Arnold
That's what you guys don't get. Yes, Jess is right. We just wanna talk it out. We don't actually want your advice. You wanna hear if you're on our side.
Ali Breen
No, no. But, Tom, Ali's right. That's what I. That's what women want. They just.
Chick McGee
They don't really want the feedback. They just want to be able to say, well, we did review it.
Ali Breen
Exactly.
Josh Arnold
And they hope that. We hope that you're going to say what we're going to do.
Ali Breen
What guys want women to do, is to say, hey, I'm not interested in what you think or your advice. Just sit there and be tortured while I talk for five minutes.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Christy
Is that so hard?
Ali Breen
Five minutes exactly. This wasn't my idea, but I have heard it and I've used it and it works. And when they're like, hey, we need to talk about something, it's like, do you. Do you want me to listen or do you want me to offer advice? I ask that too. And if they're like, I just want you to listen, then, you know, gotcha, right? They're just trying to work it out themselves.
Chick McGee
That doesn't work for me because, as you know, I'm incapable of listening. And you're always giving advice without the proper input. So it's often not very good. So I think we've solved that one. That's a big victory for us. We have time for one more letter. Ali Breen is our guest. She's a very fine stand up comedian in New York City and she's also painting a condo in Florida. But right now she's in the city. And what have you got? Ally?
Josh Arnold
Dear Ally, I'm in love with a guy who I work with. And if I ask him to go to lunch or do something after work, he's usually game, but he never asks me to do anything first. We've talked a lot and he told me he isn't dating anyone right now because he isn't over. As an example. I think if I keep being pushy, we could get to a place where we could get together. But my friends are saying if I want someone to actually love me, I need to give them space and let them come to me. What do you guys think?
Christy
He's just not into you.
Tom
Yeah, he's just not into you.
Ali Breen
That's exactly right.
Christy
He's not into you.
Ali Breen
Now, we're not saying that. He may not. No, I'm not even gonna say that. He's letting her down easy. Yes. He isn't as into you as you are him.
Chick McGee
Now, before Jessica says it, I'll say it. Kidnap him.
Christy
I was gonna just say show up at his house.
Chick McGee
I knew it. I KN.
Christy
She thought about me. She's so thoughtful. She cares.
Ali Breen
The worst thing you can do is to step on the gas here.
Chick McGee
Yeah, he's saying, I'm not into my ex.
Ali Breen
He's off.
Christy
Yeah, yeah, back off.
Ali Breen
Yes. No guy has ever turned. No guy has ever been turned off by a girl playing it cool.
Josh Arnold
So, yeah, that's the chance she has if she lets him think she's not interested, maybe I'll come along. But yeah, the pushiness is not gonna go.
Ali Breen
And I can even give you advice, I'm sure we all could, on how to get this guy to maybe if you in earshot of him, talk with another girl about a date you had. And even if it's made up, just talk about how you. Hey, I really. This guy was really funny, and I think we probably are gonna see each other again.
Christy
Mm. That would work.
Ali Breen
The guy that you're interested in is gonna do one of two things, and it'll tell you either way. He will either do nothing, which means he was never really into you, or he will ask you out in a half hour. Yeah. Yeah.
Christy
But if it's at work and, like, someone's a boss of the other person, that could be an issue as well. Like, maybe he's like, I don't want to get involved with someone at work. You know what I mean?
Ali Breen
But he would have said that.
Chick McGee
Get him fired.
Ali Breen
Get him fired.
Josh Arnold
You really are playing the Osman.
Ali Breen
I've learned how she works.
Chick McGee
I figured it out now.
Ali Breen
Yeah, just me to him.
Christy
It always works.
Bob
That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher.
Chick McGee
Take care, everybody.
Bob
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Bob
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Chick McGee
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Bob
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Podcast Summary: B&T Extra – Alli Breen with Sexy Time
Episode Information:
In this episode of B&T Extra, hosts Chick McGee and Christy welcome Alli Breen, a celebrated stand-up comedian from New York City, to discuss relationship dynamics and offer advice on various love-related dilemmas. The conversation revolves around listener-submitted letters seeking guidance on navigating complex romantic situations.
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Open Communication: Transparency with partners about intentions and actions is vital in maintaining trust and preventing misunderstandings.
Setting Boundaries: Establishing personal space and clear boundaries in relationships helps in maintaining individual well-being and mutual respect.
Trusting Instincts: If a partner's actions raise red flags or seem suspicious, it's important to evaluate the situation critically and address concerns directly.
Respecting Autonomy: Allowing partners to make their own decisions without undue pressure fosters a healthier and more balanced relationship.
Recognizing Interest Levels: Understanding and accepting the level of interest a partner has is crucial in navigating romantic pursuits and knowing when to move on.
In this engaging episode, Alli Breen provides practical and empathetic advice on handling common relationship challenges. The hosts facilitate a candid discussion that offers listeners valuable insights into building and maintaining healthy romantic relationships.
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This episode serves as a valuable resource for listeners seeking guidance on relationship issues, blending humor with heartfelt advice to address real-life scenarios.