
On today's Extra, Alli Breen with Sexy Time
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Ali Breen
I've got a reward for you, and there's no competition here, baby.
Christopher
Yeah, in a minute. I gotta see what probes is gonna say to the loser. Speaking of probe, I've got a surprise for you. Oh, yeah, sweetie. That reminds me. There was supposed to be a surprise twist this week. Man, I wish I was there catching fish. I've got something fishy for you. I'm naked over here.
Ali Breen
Look at me.
Christopher
I'm in the buff. Oh, my gosh. I gotta be sure and order my buff so I can wear it this season while I'm watching the show. If you don't come to bed right now, I'll tell you what you can.
Ali Breen
Do with that stupid bandana.
Christopher
It's not a bandana. It's an Ogokorp buff from the second season. You know what you can do with that stupid thing? Sure I can. I can use it for a headband. I can make a tourniquet out of it. I can clean my knife with it. I can tie a bundle of wood up. You can shove it. Shove it in a leaky bucket to plug the hole. That's another good use. That's it. I'm going to bed. You can stay up and watch your stupid show. You win. I won. I'm the sole survivor. All right. This has been a guy who would rather watch Survivor than have sex. Wow. Asked for It. You got it. More Bob and Tom. This is Bob and Tom. Extra. It's time for our romantic part of our work week. No, it's my understanding. Why didn't you get the green one? Wow. Oh, there she is. There's Allie Breen. Apparently going to be working roadside wearing her green gear so that drivers can see you. Oh, you're the Mucinex monster. Huh?
Ali Breen
Oh, hey, that's my Halloween costume. Yeah, Mucinex.
Christopher
Oh, it is a costume. What does that say?
Ali Breen
It says Lucky. It's like an old Boston T shirt that I sleep in sometimes.
Christopher
Oh, okay.
Ali Breen
Well, it's actually a Celtic shirt, but it counts as a Celtic shirt. Just coloring wise, it's a little bit.
Christopher
Too bright green for the Celtics, isn't it?
Ali Breen
I feel like in person, it doesn't look this green.
Christopher
Wait a minute. What does it. What does it say on your. Your breasts there? What is it?
Ali Breen
It says lucky.
Christopher
Lucky O. I don't think it's a Celtic thing. No, that's. You're right, Tom. It's the wrong green. But it's nice to see you. It's my understanding that you didn't call in your normal day yesterday because you had your teeth cleaned.
Ali Breen
Let's see. Yes, well, I still have the Invisalign going, and so I. Yeah, exactly. So I have a dentist who comes in once a month, so whenever she schedules me, I have to show up.
Christopher
So what do you. What are you, in the army? What do you mean, once a month? What a great gig that is.
Ali Breen
Hamptons and never came back.
Christopher
Nice.
Ali Breen
Yeah, I know. Not a bad life.
Christopher
Well, your teeth look very nice. They're not Rex Ryan White, but they're very nice.
Ali Breen
Thank you. Yeah, exactly. I did have a cleaning, too, but it was mostly the Invisalign. Cause I remember I did it before, and then she moved and it stopped completely. So we're back on the track.
Christopher
All right, now, Ally Breen is the hostess of a show we call Sexy Time. And the way this works, we try to help you with your love troubles. Allie can be found on OnlyFams. OnlyFans. Excuse me? At a L L IV. Did I say OnlyFams? That's a very problematic site. That would be. Awk. Wait a minute. What did you say? Only fans. You know what? That's a. That's a genre. Yeah, of course. I. I misspoke. Was not done on purpose. Your stepfather won't be home. For what? No. Your stepmother won't. No, wait a minute. The larger point here is only fans at a L, L, I B. And what's the latest with your only fans pages? What's happening over there?
Ali Breen
I've been slacking a little. I need. Yeah. Better ideas. I. I know Josh says keep it simple, but I'm trying to do something kind of creative.
Christopher
Do a Halloween page today.
Ali Breen
Actually, I'll totally do it. Actually, I have a good one to do for Halloween. I will do that for sure.
Christopher
Cosplay is really big, so if you dress up anything, anytime. Next up, of course, Thanksgiving. So you could do something with a Thanksgiving theme. Perhaps shots of your. Shots of your butt with mashed potatoes.
Ali Breen
I was going to say not known as the sexiest holiday.
Christopher
Same kind of idea. You get a pumpkin piece, have your cats come over and. And then you put pumpkin pie in your shoe and go, oh, what? I step in. Oh, yeah. I think it's cat poop. And you just start licking it off your shoe. Classic. Be amazed how many guys. There's the kitty. The guys will make guys think they're.
Ali Breen
Gonna come for the cords. Get over. What's his name to distract them. This one's Welly.
Christopher
Welly.
Ali Breen
Yeah. He's so cute. They're really adorable.
Christopher
What's your other one's name?
Ali Breen
The other one's Hucks.
Christopher
Hux.
Ali Breen
Hux. Yeah, it's Orwell and Huxley. So.
Christopher
Oh.
Ali Breen
Oh.
Christopher
Okay. Okay. Very good. Yeah. Let's get to our letters. What have we got?
Ali Breen
Here we go. Oh, my gosh. Hang on. My cat just stepped on my screen.
Christopher
I can't imagine why.
Ali Breen
This is a mess. I just start. Dear Ally, I just started working at a restaurant and the manager is super hot and was so nice to me. He asked me on a date and we've now gone on three. And I just found out his last three girlfriends have also been waitresses.
Christopher
Yeah.
Ali Breen
Yeah. Of course now I feel really stupid, but I do really like him. I think I might be different. What do you guys think?
Christopher
No, no, don't. Don't laugh at this girl. No, no, no. I know. I know you're different. I know why you're laughing. Because it's. We've all. I've been. And you've been there. Yes. Yes, I'm different.
Ali Breen
Yeah, we all have. Yes, exactly.
Christopher
Couldn't be more. What do they call that? Central casting. Yeah. I mean, this is every. Most restaurant managers hold this.
Ali Breen
Yeah.
Christopher
You're not different. And. But. And as soon as the next hot waitresses. But there's no reason for you to feel stupid. There really isn't.
Ali Breen
Yeah.
Christopher
You can keep having fun Right, Sure. Yeah. Yeah. And the reason this happens is economic. And it's because if you've ever been in this business, you know that the managers all end up quitting and becoming waiters because they make more money. They watch. Every night the waiters and waitresses walk home all the cash. In the meantime, they're bossing everybody around, not getting all the. All the tips. You see? So this is.
Ali Breen
This is their perks.
Christopher
In other words, they take their perks in other ways. Other ways. Thank you. It starts with it. Yeah. Which is tax deductible, but yeah. Oh, yeah. Who knows? Maybe this is the one. But hey, I didn't know there was a kitty tax. I mean, I hate to agree with Alsman, but maybe, hey, just have some fun. Yeah, don't. Don't feel stupid. Don't take it seriously, though. Enjoy it, but don't involve. Now, I got a couple suggestions. Wear half the uniform some night when you get back to.
Ali Breen
Someone's already tried that though. If you've dated a bunch of waitresses, that's been done, I would imagine.
Christopher
Maybe. Maybe the uniform from their competition. Oh, I'm a bad girl. Yeah, I'm a bad Applebee's girl.
Ali Breen
I work at Chili come work for you.
Christopher
Make sure you request the best shifts, though. I mean, you might as well milk it. That's another good point. And that's how, that's. And that's how you know that. How he's going to start to ghost you. Right? You know? What do you mean? I'm working Thursday lunches. That sucks. Yeah. Hey, we've nailed it. That's probably the best one I've ever had. Sexual Politics of restaurants is fascinating.
Ali Breen
Yeah. And it's always. Yes, always. That way, lots of drama.
Christopher
Yep. Now go ahead. I'm sorry.
Ali Breen
Dear Ally, my boyfriend has a backward spoon taped to the front side of his computer. I didn't know what it was and I looked at. He said it was a gaming thing. I didn't know what it was. And it turns out it's to see if anyone's behind him.
Christopher
Right.
Ali Breen
Is this normal or is he going into some really dark areas of the Internet?
Christopher
We can't say he's going into dark areas of the Internet necessarily, but he's. He wants to know if you're. What, coming in the room? Yeah, exactly. It's like a rear view mirror on your computer. Yeah. For kids. Yeah.
Ali Breen
I've never heard of that. That's so funny.
Christopher
Convex. But it's so awkward looking. Why not just go buy a Small. A small. Yeah. They make mirrors. Mirrors. Yeah. I don't know why you would do this. The spoon thing is just looks. So unless you're into cocaine.
Ali Breen
Well, I guess a mirror is obvious what you're doing. A spoon you can.
Christopher
That seems even. There's no logical explanation for. He just lied and said it had to do something with gaming. So she. Is there a chance it does and we just are unaware. Like. Like in case he has his headphones on and he can't see you. Right. He wants to know. But again, a mirror would do the same. Right, right. But you can always army crawl in to try to catch him one day. Like. But I hate having someone behind me when I'm using my. It doesn't matter what I'm doing on my computer. I can't stand it when someone's in back of me. And don't you instantly become the most misspelly person when somebody is standing behind you like, you just cannot type?
Ali Breen
Yeah.
Christopher
I've been thinking of keeping a ruler here. A ruler? Yeah. So when someone grabs my mouse behind me, I go, grabs your mouse?
Ali Breen
Does that happen often?
Christopher
Who the hell comes over there and grabs. No, that never happens. Oh, all right. You must be talking about at home. Yeah. Never. Of course not. Yes. Would you hate that, then? Yeah, that would annoy me. Yeah.
Ali Breen
Yeah.
Christopher
Ain't no way to live.
Ali Breen
That is an extreme measure to tape a spoon to see who's back there. It does seem like you're maybe doing something odd on the computer if you're that concerned about someone creeping up.
Christopher
Right. But. Yeah, but it may be perfectly valid, though. All. You may have it again. It may be because if you've got headphones on, you don't want to be shocked your opponent. Noobs.
Ali Breen
Yeah. I like Aussie's idea of army crawling in, though. Yeah. He'll never know.
Christopher
If he gets really upset, then it's like, well, I was just being silly. What are you getting defensive about? And then he can take a quick picture of you and just send you right off to the nuthouse. That'd be great. Yeah. Now, Josh, I stink. Sand on her belly. Don't spy on me. Now that we've learned this, Josh, explain. Why do you have a fork taped to your. Taped to your Word. Taped your computer screen so that I can eat. Say it again. Say it again. So that I can eat while I'm. Why you have a pizza cutter.
Ali Breen
The amount of enjoyment.
Christopher
So that I can cut the pizza I want to eat. Don't you have one of those Big hanging racks, like in a kitchen above your computer monitor that has the pans. That's for the preparation of all the food I'm going to eat. Don't you have a brick oven in the bed? Don't waste time going to the kitchen to cook what I want to eat. Ally, can I move? Do you. Sorry, Alex couldn't resist. Ali Breen is our guest. Let's move on. What have you got?
Ali Breen
Dear Allie, my boyfriend and I were eating at the bar the other night and the bartender was wrong about something on the menu and then made a mistake while we were ordering. My boyfriend made fun of him. Not once, but a few times. And then when he gave us only one dessert menu instead of two, my boyfriend said, well, I guess you weren't the valedictorian of your class. Oh, we got huge fight. As I told him, he was being mean and condescending and he told me I was crazy. He was just being funny and making a joke. Should I drop this? I feel like he needs to know that this behavior is wrong.
Christopher
Guy's a jerk. Yeah, and his next drink is going to take a taste a lot like Ass finger. Yeah. Wasn't that Steve Martin and Eddie Murphy? Ass finger. That was both fingers. My fault. My fault. Don't be rude to people. That guy's an ass. Get out. Especially when a guy's bullying, they go, I'm funny. It's okay. That bartender needs to take it. It. That's what you get really? For being a bartender. You want to tip or not? You make an egregious mistake like only bringing one dessert menu. Yeah, well, what do you expect? You deserve to be publicly shamed. Damn right. It's kind of. I think he's sort of thinking, hey, this is kind. They're a couple. It's kind of romantic. Here, you can share the menu, look at it together. Plus, he doesn't want to crowd the bar with. You know what I think happened? This guy really did think he was just making a joke and being funny. He's just. He just came up. He just did it in a completely a hole ish way. No, that or this guy's just a jerk. That's her boyfriend. Well, but would she be dating a jerk? A guy who's a jerk all the time? Maybe fake it for so long?
Ali Breen
That's probably why she was like, well, I want to tell him because if he understands it, if he is just making a joke and he's like, oh, I didn't mean to, that's probably okay. But if he's like, what? No, I'm going to keep doing this for the rest of my life.
Christopher
Yeah. Going to be right. Josh, don't you have friends, when they introduce you to their new girlfriend, you kind of want to pull her aside and go, get out? You don't know him yet. How much do I tell her? Yeah, I really recommend you do anything but go out with him. You know, we all know that couple.
Ali Breen
With the devil's voice, apparently.
Christopher
Okay, Allie, let's move on. What do you got?
Ali Breen
Dear Allie, I'm in a long distance relationship and I love my girlfriend, but I just started something casual on the side is also not totally available available. So we think it's fine since it has no future.
Christopher
Oh, God.
Ali Breen
But it's like my girlfriend senses something and she's gotten a lot more jealous and is asking tons of questions. But since there's no way she could possibly know, it's making me super mad that she doesn't trust me.
Christopher
No, this isn't real.
Ali Breen
I realize.
Christopher
Stupid. Do you want me to explode? Like, go ahead, Ali.
Ali Breen
I feel like this is real because I think most people think this way if they haven't gotten caught yet. They're like, she's being crazy.
Christopher
Right?
Ali Breen
Know anything, you know?
Christopher
He says, I know.
Ali Breen
I realize I'm being a hypocrite, but I really need her to stop acting crazy.
Christopher
Oh, no, this guy's an idiot. We're not. I think we're all unwilling to give you any advice.
Ali Breen
Yeah.
Christopher
This is that reason I'm out. Yeah. This is like saying, well, I was a hopeless alcoholic, but now I only drink after 7:00 at night. You can't. You can't have it both ways.
Ali Breen
There are times. Exactly. And then get mad at someone for.
Christopher
And of course she's picked up on it because I know exactly. It's that energy thing, right? People know. Yeah. Maybe you guys. Maybe she can tell the guy's happy again on the phone. Oh, my God. That could be something. That could have been a sign, though. It's a joke. She is picking up on something because there is something. Don't get mad that she's smart. Yeah. Yeah. We're not interested in helping you at all, sir. No, we're not. You're in church. Or maybe this is just a humble brag. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. We have time for one more letter. Ali Breen.
Ali Breen
Dear Ally, my boyfriend recently proposed to me and I'm so madly in love with him. We met after he went through a really bad breakup and I was there for him. But then one night when we got really drunk, he basically told me I would always be second to that girl. I don't even think you remember saying it. Obviously, I was super hurt, but I felt like I can take what I'll get. But am I making a huge mistake in marrying him knowing that? Do you think I should bring it up or what should I do?
Christopher
Girl, you run. Yikes. You can't be with him. No.
Ali Breen
Unless. Stuff. But that could have been a while ago and maybe feelings have changed.
Christopher
You can't hear it. I think it's worth asking him about. Absolutely. Yeah. I mean, let him. Let him defend himself, you know? Yeah. What an idiot. I didn't even say that. Well, he was.
Ali Breen
I know. Well, he's the truth drunk. He might not know that. She said maybe.
Christopher
And maybe that's the deep, deep truth. Yeah. For this guy. That's why it's like, you know, I've never quite bought into that, that when you're drunk, everything you say is the honest truth. It's true. There's a lot of BSing when you're drunk. Yeah, there is. But why would you say that? I don't know. Like, that's like. Oi, talk to him.
Ali Breen
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true. In that case, I think it was truth serum. But I agree, generally, drinking is not always that.
Christopher
Just talk to him. Yeah. You have every right to ask him. You're about to get. Why don't we end on a happy note? Do you have one more letter? See if we can squeeze in here.
Ali Breen
Oh, here we go. This one. Dear Ally, my boyfriend will fart in an elevator. Then when the doors open, tell the.
Christopher
Next man that's the best. He what?
Ali Breen
And then he tells the next people coming into the elevator, she did it. And he thinks it's hilarious, ruining all the romance in our relationship. And he says the best relationships are. Are become buddies anyways. But now I think it's only gonna get.
Christopher
Wow. Yeah. That's a little. Little much. What a cool dude. You marry him. Yeah. This one's an easy one.
Ali Breen
Well, you take the stairs.
Christopher
First of all, I think that's the right answer.
Ali Breen
Yeah, yeah.
Christopher
Start. Start taking the stairs. Well, on that note, you can reach Ali Breen A L L I B R E E N on your favorite social media platform and on OnlyFans. A L L I B. Ladies and.
Ali Breen
Gentlemen, do some Halloween.
Christopher
Let me see your teeth again, Ally. Oh, they look very nice. What did you say?
Ali Breen
Thank you.
Christopher
Let me see your teeth again. Okay, show us your teeth. I think Tom has a tooth fetish. And teeth and hair. Yeah, yeah. He's always asking people whenever they find. Let me see your teeth. Yeah, you have a bit of a teeth fetish. Well, it's a. The phrase, don't look a gift horse in the mouth. That's how you can gauge their health.
Ali Breen
Oh, you really inspect.
Christopher
I'm surprised you haven't had any letters like that. I'm seeing a woman. She appears to have bad teeth. And both be careful. Now that's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher. For Bob and Tom Extra, this is Christopher. Take care, everybody. Named one of the best personal finance podcasts, the Stagging Benjamin show with Joe and his friends makes financial literacy fun. Draymond Green has a podcast. He was asking Mark Cuban why, at the beginning of 2024, Cuban sold a huge part of his company.
Ali Breen
He's like, did you see how much money I got?
Christopher
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The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast: B&T Extra Episode Featuring Ali Breen with Sexy Time
Release Date: December 23, 2024
Host: The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network
Guest: Ali Breen
In this engaging episode of B&T Extra, hosts Christopher and Ali Breen delve into the humorous and often relatable world of love troubles through their segment "Sexy Time." Ali Breen, the charismatic hostess, addresses listeners' relationship dilemmas with a perfect blend of wit, empathy, and comedic flair. This summary captures the key discussions, notable quotes, and insightful conclusions drawn throughout the episode.
The episode kicks off with Christopher and Ali exchanging playful banter, setting a lighthearted tone for the show. They discuss Ali's attire—a bright green outfit humorously dubbed the "Mucinex monster"—highlighting her vibrant personality and the show's comedic essence.
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This segment underscores the hosts' chemistry, creating an inviting atmosphere for listeners.
Ali Breen introduces the "Sexy Time" segment, where she and Christopher tackle listeners' romantic woes. Each letter presents a unique scenario, prompting both humorous and sincere advice.
A listener shares her predicament about dating a handsome restaurant manager whose previous girlfriends were also waitstaff. She wonders if her feelings are genuine or if she's just another in a string of similar relationships.
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Another listener is puzzled by her boyfriend’s unusual habit of taping a spoon to his computer screen, which he claims is a gaming accessory to monitor if someone approaches him from behind.
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A listener recounts her boyfriend making derogatory remarks to a bartender over a menu mistake, leading to a significant fight. She seeks advice on whether to continue the relationship.
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A listener describes her situation of being in a long-distance relationship while casually dating someone else. Her girlfriend senses the infidelity, causing tensions and jealousy.
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The final letter humorously describes a boyfriend who farts in elevators to disrupt the romantic atmosphere, leading to relationship strain.
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As the episode wraps up, Ali Breen promotes her presence on social media and OnlyFans, encouraging listeners to engage further. Christopher humorously remarks on Ali’s teeth, adding a personal touch to the conclusion. The hosts wrap up by promoting other podcasts and bidding farewell to listeners.
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The Power of Communication: Many relationship issues stem from a lack of honest dialogue. Addressing problems directly can prevent misunderstandings and resentment.
Recognizing Patterns: Understanding systemic behaviors, especially in specific industries like restaurants, can help individuals navigate romantic relationships more effectively.
Humor as a Coping Mechanism: The hosts effectively use humor to lighten serious topics, making the advice more relatable and engaging for listeners.
Personal Accountability: The importance of self-awareness and responsibility in maintaining healthy relationships is a recurring theme throughout the episode.
This episode of B&T Extra adeptly blends humor with heartfelt advice, providing listeners with both entertainment and practical insights into their love lives. Ali Breen's role as Sexy Time hostess is instrumental in dissecting complex relationship issues, all while keeping the atmosphere lively and engaging. Whether you're navigating the challenges of long-distance love or dealing with quirky partner habits, this episode offers valuable perspectives wrapped in the signature comedic style of The BOB & TOM Show.
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