B&T Extra: Anchovies, A Dachsund race, & Heated Rivalry

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Episode: B&T Extra: Anchovies, A Dachshund Race, & Heated Rivalry

Date: March 31, 2026
Host: The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network

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Episode Overview

In this extra dose of comedic insight and pop culture commentary, the BOB & TOM crew tackles a bit of everything: the curious fate of anchovies as a pizza topping, the hilarity of a dachshund race on ice, and a lively debate over the TV show Heated Rivalry with its sports drama and depiction of same-sex romance. As always, their blend of irreverent banter and genuine curiosity leads to hilarious tangents, memorable one-liners, and some eyebrow-raising moments that fans of the show have come to love.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Comedy Sketch: Attorney for Rock-Related Injuries

• A recurring spoof featuring “Joe Johnson,” a self-proclaimed attorney specializing in cases caused by rock music (“injuries caused by rock music” – 02:31).
• Parody legal testimonials about misunderstood lyrics leading to life complications (e.g., "School's Out" causing a student to skip exams, John Mellencamp’s "Jack and Diane" harming reputations – 03:01-05:05).
• Lighthearted jabs at legal advertising tropes and lawyers’ disclaimers.

Memorable Quote:

• “If you thought Pat Benatar really wanted you to hit her with your best shot, just pick up the phone and call me.” – Tom Griswold (Attorney), [04:10]

2. Anchovies on Pizza: Decline and Curiosities

Discussion Starts: [06:00]

• Kristi Lee explores the decreasing popularity of anchovies on pizza and gives a mini history lesson:
  • Anchovies were once a cheap alternative to cheese in early Neapolitan pizza ([06:13-06:33]).
  • Popular in the US up into the 1970s, started declining in the 1980s ([06:35-06:51]).
• The crew debates if they’ve actually tried anchovies and riff on pizza ordering tropes from old TV shows ([06:57-07:31]).
• Jokes about “Pizza Hut Huts” versus “Pizza Hut” and ordering obscure toppings ([07:47-08:13]).
• Tangent into the “landau roof” (a dated car design), describing it derisively as a low-rent look ([08:13-08:29]).

Memorable Quote:

• “So they couldn't find cheese, so they put a baby fish on it.” – Lanny, [06:32]
• “It's like having a landau roof.” – Kristi Lee, [08:13]

3. Ice Rink Dachshund Race: A Wiener Spectacle

Segment Starts: [08:46]

• Story of the Green Bay Gamblers hosting their annual dachshund race on the hockey rink, with 30 dogs competing ([08:49-09:09]).
• Playful discussion and video commentary as they watch “wiener dogs” slip and sprint across the ice.
• Banter about whether the winning dog is a true dachshund or some sort of “wiener doodle” ([10:05-10:13]).
• Jokes about event names and the cuteness of the spectacle (“They should call it chili dogs.” – Kristi Lee, [09:55]).

Memorable Quote:

• “You know, they do this where wieners put buns in the seats.” – Bob Kevoian, [10:31]
• “Wiener doodle. Sounds like something a little boy would call his male member.” – Kristi Lee, [10:15]

4. The “Heated Rivalry” Segment: TV and Discomfort Zones

Segment Starts: [11:43]

• Discussion shifts to HBO sports drama Heated Rivalry, noted for its depiction of a same-sex romance between hockey players.
• Multiple cast members openly discuss their reactions to seeing men kiss on TV—ranging from discomfort to curiosity and mild jokes about arousal.
• The conversation attempts some self-awareness about generational discomfort while poking fun at themselves and each other.
• Topic drifts into what constitutes “graphic” on cable TV, as well as who finds the characters attractive ([13:02-13:51]).

Memorable Quotes:

• “I got the squirmies. I'm not proud of that, but it is.” – Jim Jefferson, [13:02-13:05]
• “Now, if you want to go have a beer and a dog, I'm in, but don't do that. We're not kissing.” – Lanny, [13:10]
• “It is a wonderful [storyline].” – Cheryl, [14:41]
• “And once again, the working title was a butt puck.” – Kristi Lee, [14:42]

5. BBQ Tools Tangent: Hot Dogs and Humor

Segment Starts: [13:55]

• Lanny describes a novelty barbecue tool: “a little man with a piece of metal that sticks out like his penis” used to grill hot dogs ([13:55-14:16]).
• Kristi Lee does her best to narrate for radio listeners, prompting more jokes about “Instagram ads” and gag gifts ([15:43-15:54]).
• The group imagines these tools appearing as office Christmas gifts, and there’s a visual description likening the figures to “slender Giacometti sculptures” ([15:10-15:31]).

Memorable Quote:

• “You put a hot dog on there, set it on your grill... you get like five or six of them standing around in a circle...” – Lanny, [14:07]

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Notable and Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• Comic Legal Disclaimer: [05:32] – “The law offices of Joe Johnson do not accept any cases which may end up in an actual court of law...”
• Anchovy Ordering Trope: [06:05-07:31] – “If you watch any sitcoms from that era, someone goes, ‘yeah, hold the anchovies’...”
• Dachshund Race Video Play-by-Play: [09:18-10:00] – Enthusiastic commentary on the racing dogs and their various breeds.
• Running Jokes on TV Discomfort: [13:02-13:05 & 13:10] – Admission of being “squirmy” when seeing two guys kiss on screen.
• BBQ Tool Visual Bit: [14:07-15:31] – Crowd delight and play-by-play of the absurdity of the hot dog grill accessory.

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Tone and Language

The tone is classic BOB & TOM: irreverent, playful, occasionally edgy, and marked by quick banter and group laughter. The hosts switch fluidly between pop culture commentary, personal anecdotes, and running inside jokes, with a willingness to lampoon both themselves and the unusual topics at hand. Moments of self-awareness mix with the show’s signature “dad joke” style, ensuring laughs for their long-time fans.

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Summary Table of Main Segments

| Segment | Main Topic | Time | |------------------------|-------------------------------------------------------------|-----------------| | Rock Music Lawsuits | Comedy legal sketch on song lyric lawsuits | 02:12 – 05:52 | | Anchovy Discourse | Anchovies on pizza, history, cultural decline | 06:00 – 08:46 | | Wiener Dog Race | Green Bay ice rink dachshund racing antics | 08:49 – 11:04 | | Heated Rivalry Review | HBO show & shifting comfort with LGBTQ romance in sports | 11:43 – 14:34 | | BBQ Tool Gimmick | Hot dog novelty grill tools & visual jokes | 13:55 – 16:09 |

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Final Takeaway

The episode weaves together quirky news, pop culture references, and the comedic chemistry of the BOB & TOM crew. From anchovy nostalgia to zany legal parodies, from dog races to honest-yet-humorous talk about shifting social norms, it’s a classic dose of BOB & TOM–equal parts silly and sharp, never shying away from poking fun at almost anything (including themselves).

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Transcript

[Bob Kevoian]

K Pop Demon Hunters Saja Boys Breakfast meal and Hunt Trick's meal have just dropped at McDonald's. They're calling this a battle for the fans. What do you say to that, Rumi? It's not a battle. So glad the Saja Boys could take breakfast and give our meal the rest of the day.

[Tom Griswold]

It is an honor to share.

[Christopher]

No, it's our honor.

[Kristi Lee]

It is our larger honor.

[Cheryl]

No, really stop.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can really feel the respect in this battle. Pick a meal to pick a side. Ba da ba ba ba and participate

[Tom Griswold]

in McDonald's while supplies last spring starts

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[Christopher (Host)]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on today's show. Anchovies, a dachshund race and heated rivalry. It's on the way in just a minute.

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[Joe Johnson (Attorney)]

Rocks or someone you know been injured in an accident, you may be entitled to financial compensation. If so, you need to call a qualified attorney. You need to call the law offices of Joe Johnson.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, I'm Joe Johnson. You may know me from my memory improvement system, my vocabulary builder upper, my Spanish Learno systemo or my memory improvement system. But did you know that I am also a legally legalized law litigation attorney.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

Lawyer.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I am in the country of Costa Rica. There are thousands of attorneys out there, but only one who specializes in injuries caused by rock music and that's me, Jim Jefferson. So whether you've been injured at a concert, while listening to music at home, or while simply thinking about a song, you may be entitled to compensation. Call the law office of John Johansen today and see if you have a strong case. Just like this fellow did.

[Jack Jensen (Client)]

I called Jack Joseph for help last fall. See, I'd been listening to the radio and heard Alice Cooper singing his sketchy song called School's Out. Well, I assumed he meant my school. I didn't show up for my final exam and I flunked out. But my attorney, Mr. Jensen, explained to Mr. Cooper's attorneys how this would prevent me from becoming a doctor and making millions of dollars over my lifetime. Thanks, Jim.

[Tom Griswold]

That man is just one of dozens of clients I have. Just listen to this young couple who came into my office with a sad story.

[Lanny]

Well, rock music ruined the reputation of

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

my girlfriend and me.

[Lanny]

We grew up in a small town and dated all throughout high school.

[Cheryl]

We always behaved very modestly in public and had planned to save ourselves from marriage until we became the tongue of the town. Tell him, Jack.

[Lanny]

You see, Diane and I were outside the Tasty Freeze, mind our own business,

[Tom Griswold]

sucking down a chili dog, and his

[Cheryl]

heads were not between my knees. Johnny Cougar ruined our reputation down the street without people snickering and pointing after that song came out.

[Tom Griswold]

But now life goes on for Jack and Diane. Thanks to our out of court settlement, they were able to move to a slightly larger town with larger fast food chains and less nosy neighbors. I'm just here to help people get what's coming to them. If you thought Saturday night really was all right for fighting, contact my office. Or if you thought Pat Benatar really wanted you to hit her with your best shot, just pick up the phone and call me. Did you hear Rock you like a hurricane on the radio and immediately evacuate your home? Well, I'm your guy. Perhaps you had a loved one who took the Van Halen song jump a little too literally, Give me a ring. There is no reason for you to suffer any longer. I have helped a hotel detective who was out of sight get his job back, as well as a banker lady who was sure all that glittered was gold. And recently, I helped this victim of a stalker.

[Christopher]

I got real creeped out every time I heard that song by the police. Every Breath youh Take I realized he was singing about me. Every move you make I'll be watching you Creepy. Jason Jorgensen was able to get me a nice settlement. Plus he got that guy ticketed for impersonating a law enforcement official. The police Hell, it turns out they ain't even real cops. Jackie sure helped me.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't let rock and roll ruin your life any longer.

[Joe Johnson (Attorney)]

The law offices of Joe Johnson do not accept any cases which may end up in an actual court of law. Any settlements awarded are subject to Costa Rica taxes, as well as a three year waiting period pending counter litigation. Joe Johnson will not be held responsible for any death threats, public mockery, or yard jobs which occur before, during, or after filing lawsuits.

[Tom Griswold]

Call the law offices of Joe Johnson today.

[Joe Johnson (Attorney)]

Phone number withheld due to pending litig. Great way to get your morning started. This is Bob and Tom. Extra.

[Kristi Lee]

Once again, we were talking about some controversial stuff going on right now in the world. Of course I'm talking about anchovies on pizza.

[Lanny]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Because that was kind of a trope almost, to hold the anchovies.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can remember my mom ordering pizzas as a kid and saying that.

[Kristi Lee]

But again, it's. I don't. You never hear that anymore. So I did a little bit of homework here. It says anchovies were used in the earliest traditional Neapolitan pizzas because of their low cost with respect to cheese being so expensive.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh. Okay.

[Kristi Lee]

Isn't that interesting?

[Lanny]

So they couldn't find cheese, so they put a baby fish on it.

[Kristi Lee]

They couldn't pay for it. The cheese was too expensive. This says in the United States, anchovies, a common standard topping for immigrants in the late 1800s, but became a mainstay staple in the 50s, 60s and 70s.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh?

[Kristi Lee]

Popularity declined, they say, starting in the 1980s. So I missed it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you guys eat anchovies?

[Lanny]

No, I don't think I've ever had an anchovies.

[Bob Kevoian]

Apparently my husband said he's had anchovies on pizza.

[Kristi Lee]

But again, the. The trope, or whatever you want to call it, it would be. There was always. You'd have to say in the. If you watch any sitcoms from that era, someone goes, yeah, hold the anchovies as if that was the way they standard.

[Lanny]

Would you kiss Lanny if he ate.

[Bob Kevoian]

His name is Andy.

[Lanny]

Andy.

[Tom Griswold]

If you.

[Lanny]

If he ate anchovy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do they smell bad? I don't know. I would not.

[Lanny]

You wouldn't?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Kristi Lee]

However, anyone want to take this?

[Christopher]

No.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

No, we don't.

[Cheryl]

No, no, no, no.

[Lanny]

When he does that, you kiss him right after that. Thank you.

[Kristi Lee]

Thank you.

[Lanny]

Okay. Somewhere on the website. What the hell, dude?

[Kristi Lee]

Okay, I'm sorry.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

Many dominoes still have anchovies as an option.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Okay.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

Some Pizza Hut Huts. And what's that now? I've heard of my voice just stopped for.

[Lanny]

I've heard of Pizza Hut. I've never heard of Pizza Hut.

[Kristi Lee]

It's a football players.

[Lanny]

Yeah, okay. All right.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

But some Papa John's.

[Kristi Lee]

But that's something you would have to order. It wouldn't be. It wouldn't come that way normally.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

Right?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, it's.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

It's a topping you have to add.

[Kristi Lee]

It's like having a landau roof.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nobody has a landau. I don't either.

[Kristi Lee]

That was the. That was the hideous fake half convertible on Cadillacs back in the 70s. Just off.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Real Crown Vicks at him.

[Kristi Lee]

Never.

[Lanny]

Never looked good.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, a real, real low rent look, you know, Bad gold jewelry with a sweatsuit. Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that Llamas guy, Wasn't he the.

[Kristi Lee]

Fernando.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fernando Llamas was in the commercials for those. Remember that?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Lanny]

Fernando Tacky Lorenzo.

[Kristi Lee]

Now we have to move on with our sports broadcast.

[Lanny]

Yes, we do. A Wisconsin hockey team brought back one of its most popular traditions, the annual wiener dog race. A television station called WFRV reports the Green Bay gamblers hosted the event. During Saturday's gaming. The Youngstown Phantom.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

It's not named after Farve, is it? Green Bay.

[Lanny]

He was very popular in Green Bay. Thirty dachshunds sprinted across the ice with a wiener dog named Louie winning the race.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

Oh, that's.

[Lanny]

The event benefited community. Pause.

[Kristi Lee]

We got the video here. Ready, get set, go.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

They're very cute.

[Kristi Lee]

They are hilarious.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

Now some know their mission.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

A handful really know what they're supposed to do. They have.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh my. Look at that.

[Kristi Lee]

Are there owners across the other side of the ice? It's all the way the length of the drink. Are they. Are they screaming for the dog?

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

No, their owners seem to be behind them with them. But then maybe they have other owners.

[Tom Griswold]

Impressed.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

Holding treats.

[Lanny]

I'm impressed. The owners can stay up in the. Stay up on the ice.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, look at how cute they are.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cute.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

I love dachshunds. My brother and sister in law have two.

[Bob Kevoian]

When they're especially long haired ones.

[Kristi Lee]

They're calling it a wiener race. They should call it chili dogs.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

Oh, I like that. Why would they not be going?

[Kristi Lee]

They shouldn't be called like the chili dog run or something because they're running.

[Lanny]

Did you see the. The wiener dog that won? That's not. That's not. No real wiener.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is kind of a mix.

[Cheryl]

I think it is a doodle of some sort.

[Lanny]

He's not 100.

[Kristi Lee]

Is there a wiener doodle?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, there's a doodle of everything.

[Kristi Lee]

Wiener doodle. Sounds like Something a little boy would call his male members.

[Lanny]

It's got to be a woodle.

[Kristi Lee]

A little boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look, that guy's name was Ace. Did you see that? Ace.

[Lanny]

What do you think of it?

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you think their mascot?

[Lanny]

Well, it kind of looks like Ace, too. Look at that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

You know, they do this where wieners put buns in the seats.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

Oh, man, you had chili dog.

[Kristi Lee]

Man, you should have left there.

[Lanny]

So sad to see a kid go up like that. Really sad.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

The old sophomore slump.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, but the thing is, nothing could be worse than Pat's lobster bisque joke.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that was.

[Kristi Lee]

So that opens the door for all of us to get the swing and miss. We can all. We can swing and miss all day.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

So when one of us has a real bomb, the rest. Everybody else gets a get out of jail free card.

[Lanny]

Yeah, okay. Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

You know, we didn't strike out with. With three on base, behind by two at the end of the game with two outs. No, that was the lobster bisque joke. That's gonna go down in history with the. The.

[Tom Griswold]

The lentil soup and Easter bisque.

[Lanny]

Yeah, still not.

[Kristi Lee]

There's nothing there. Call Jeff Bodard.

[Lanny]

So that's what you were going.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know. Dumb.

[Lanny]

Okay.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

Real dumb.

[Lanny]

Hey, keep an eye on.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see what kind of jacket I wear.

[Lanny]

What size kind of. What kind of jacket? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

40, stupid.

[Kristi Lee]

How about this one? When it comes to. Well, wait a minute.

[Lanny]

Hang on.

[Kristi Lee]

I got to think of the name of the thing. When it comes to wiener dogs, or in this case, when it comes to Weenies on Ice. I think of that TV show, Heated Rivalry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, boy.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

No, I mean, are they banging in the rink?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, they're not banging in the ring.

[Kristi Lee]

No, that's the name of the next episode. Banging in the rink.

[Bob Kevoian]

They play on opposite teams. They're never in the same. You know what I meant.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

Hockey team.

[Kristi Lee]

Even though it's hockey, they're in a ballpark.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

Do you get any arousal seeing two men kiss?

[Lanny]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Lanny]

You like that?

[Bob Kevoian]

This show, I don't know if it's arousal as much as it's very interesting to see the relationship unfold. It's kind of.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

Are they actually gay guys or are they.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think they are not talking about it. Are they? I thought they were.

[Lanny]

No one is, like, engaged. His.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

A girl.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no. I need one of those warnings before I see two guys kiss.

[Cheryl]

Like, hey, flashing lights.

[Bob Kevoian]

Be careful. Two guys bother me.

[Lanny]

I mind my own business. The day is long, but when six feet under and there's A gay. Yeah, for the first time. I, I got the squirmies.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

I'm with you, dude.

[Bob Kevoian]

I, I, yeah, I got the squirmies. When.

[Lanny]

Yes, yes.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

Yeah. I'm not proud of that, but it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it just is.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

There is something where I go, oh, you know what? I'm. I am not a gay man.

[Lanny]

Now, if you want to go have a beer and a dog, I'm in, but don't do that. We're not kissing.

[Bob Kevoian]

What kind of bothered me was the young one man has not. He's exploring his gay side. He'd never been with a guy before.

[Lanny]

Well, the gay side, that's exactly what I'm talking about.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they have not gone that far yet.

[Lanny]

They have not gone.

[Bob Kevoian]

And when they do, it's very hot.

[Kristi Lee]

Odiferous.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

Is that fourth? Is that home? Fourth base.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hard to watch.

[Cheryl]

Graphic.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not great. I mean, I see they don't show. Right. Like a porn, but they show enough.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what's going on?

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

I have not even seen these two dudes. Are they attractive?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Jack Jensen (Client)]

Okay.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

They're handsome men.

[Cheryl]

Yeah,

[Bob Kevoian]

yeah, yeah.

[Lanny]

Have you seen the barbecue tool you can get? It's a little man with a, with a piece of metal that sticks out like it's his penis. You put a hot dog on there, set it on your grill. What?

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

I, I have not.

[Lanny]

Yeah, and you get like five or six of them standing around in the circle and you put up on the grill and they got.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

It was like a barbecue jerk.

[Lanny]

Yeah, like hot dogs.

[Christopher]

What?

[Lanny]

Yes, yes, Yes. I don't know what kind of website they think that I, that they want to sell me, but I bought six. Is that too many?

[Kristi Lee]

I'm so sorry. Is that, is that obviously it's on cable of some sort or what?

[Lanny]

Hbo.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's on hbo.

[Lanny]

On hbo.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's really not. It's really pretty good.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay, I'm. I mean, speeding that. I was just curious.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know that makes a lot of people uncomfortable, but it's, it's.

[Cheryl]

I say it's a great storyline.

[Bob Kevoian]

It is a wonderful.

[Kristi Lee]

And once again, the working title was a butt puck.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, God.

[Lanny]

Here's the picture of my, my new barbecue tools. I think we have those. They're there.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, you told me.

[Lanny]

That ain't funny. You have six beers and walk over. Hey. Hey, chick. How's the food going? Oh, man, those are.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

I like how their heads are tilted to where they're looking down so it

[Kristi Lee]

looks like it's a. It's a. It's like a foot High sculptor.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they got the foot long on there, too.

[Lanny]

The head is bendable. It's kind of like an action figure.

[Kristi Lee]

It's. They're slender. Kind of like a Giacometti sculpture. But

[Bob Kevoian]

he's right.

[Lanny]

Right over here. Kiss my ass.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

Okay, you guys are both right.

[Cheryl]

Yes.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

It was an accurate description.

[Kristi Lee]

It's inordinately slender man with a.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

It's hilarious.

[Kristi Lee]

Hot dog that attaches to the groin area so it looks like.

[Lanny]

Well, you sucked all the fun out of that. No, I'm.

[Kristi Lee]

This is radio. I'm trying to explain it to people. So how did you get this? Did you. Are you on some list?

[Lanny]

No, that you. You go on Instagram for five minutes and everything starts popping up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, I bet that'll be on your Instagram now.

[Lanny]

Everybody's going to get it. Now that we talked, I have a

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

feeling that I'll be on all of our desks next Christmas.

[Kristi Lee]

Tom's face.

[Lanny]

Well.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

Oh, you got to put your little head on there.

[Lanny]

And.

[Jim Jefferson (Attorney)]

I mean, come on.

[Lanny]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you do do that, if

[Lanny]

there is a little head, Christie doesn't want you to kiss her.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, with your cowboy hat, too. You need that one.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay.

[Lanny]

Yes. Just the cowboy hat and cowboy hat.

[Christopher (Host)]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google Play, and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, Everybody.

[Christopher]

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