B&T Extra: Audrey Stewart, Dating, L.A., & Camp

Summary

Summary of B&T Extra: Audrey Stewart, Dating, L.A., & Camp

Release Date: April 25, 2025
Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast | Cumulus Podcast Network
Hosts: The BOB & TOM Show
Guest: Audrey Stewart, Stand-Up Comedian

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1. Introduction

In this episode of B&T Extra, hosts Bob, Tom, Willie G., Josh Arnold, and Christy Lee welcome their guest, Audrey Stewart, a stand-up comedian based in Los Angeles. The conversation delves into Audrey's personal life, including her dating experiences, her move to L.A., and her background in camp counseling.

2. Guest Introduction

Christopher kicks off the segment by introducing Audrey Stewart:

[04:29] Audrey Stewart: "I am Josh Arnold. And there's Tom. And Tom. We are about to be introduced to a brand new guest to the show."

Audrey brings a fresh comedic perspective to the panel, engaging both the hosts and listeners with her anecdotes.

3. Dating and Relationships

One of the focal points of the discussion is Audrey's approach to dating and her openness about her sexuality. Willie G. shares his experiences, highlighting the dynamics of dating within the context of his current relationship.

[06:04] Audrey Stewart: "I love kids."

[06:12] Willie G.: "I'm dating a guy right now, which is great. I have no type. I dated a woman before him."

Audrey and the hosts explore the nuances of dating in the modern era, touching upon societal expectations and personal preferences.

4. Life in Los Angeles

Audrey discusses her relocation to Los Angeles and how it has influenced her comedy career. The hosts express curiosity about her transition from Indianapolis to the bustling entertainment hub of L.A.

[07:46] Tom: "Have you been out there to try to do comedy? Were you doing non-dramatic, or were you, for example, like, a day job, like a waitress?"

Audrey elaborates on her various jobs before fully committing to stand-up comedy, providing insights into the challenges and triumphs of breaking into the L.A. comedy scene.

5. Comedy and Career

Audrey shares humorous stories from her stand-up routines and her journey in the comedy world. She recounts experiences that reflect her unique comedic style and the influences that shape her performances.

[10:13] Josh Arnold: "I was doing standup the summer before, and part of my job at camp was I would lead these religious meetings... trying to tell these stories and be funny and engaging."

Audrey emphasizes the importance of adaptability and creativity in crafting relatable and entertaining material.

6. Work Experiences and Camp Counseling

The conversation shifts to Audrey's diverse work history, including her time as a camp counselor. She highlights the unpredictability and the life lessons learned from managing various situations at camp.

[07:59] Willie G.: "I was a dog walker. I water flowers, nannying. I babysat a lot."

[10:45] Audrey Stewart: "No, no, no. None of us think you're scary, Ace. Except... You're a nice guy."

Audrey reflects on the skills acquired from these roles, such as problem-solving and handling unexpected challenges, which have contributed to her resilience and comedic timing.

7. Anecdotal Story About Babysitting

An entertaining anecdote unfolds as Willie G. shares his babysitting experiences in Indiana compared to Los Angeles, highlighting cultural differences and humorous scenarios.

[08:50] Willie G.: "And then L.A., they'll be like, is happy self to anything in the house. And then you open one of their cabinets. It's like an almond that has no salt on it, and you're like, what is this?"

This story underscores the juxtaposition between different regional lifestyles and parental choices, adding a relatable humor element to the discussion.

8. Humorous News Stories Discussion

The panel engages in lighthearted banter about recent funny news stories, including an incident involving a snake attaching to a man's groin and a unique shoplifting store concept in Tokyo.

[14:27] Tom: "We get those stories all the time. It's usually in Australia. And it'll be the apartment next door has a 25-foot deadly python or something slithering in the toilet."

[18:32] Christy Lee: "Sora News 24 reports. The shop called T-O-H is drawing enough crowds to make four-hour lines. Customers pay $6.60 to enter the shop where they have 60 seconds to snatch up any merchandise they like as quietly as they can."

These discussions serve as comedic relief, with the hosts and Audrey exchanging witty remarks and playful critiques of the absurdity found in the news.

9. Unique Shoplifting Store Concept

A particularly amusing segment covers a pop-up store in Tokyo that allows customers to pay for the experience of shoplifting in a controlled environment.

[18:32] Christy Lee: "Customers pay $6.60 to enter the shop where they have 60 seconds to snatch up any merchandise they like as quietly as they can."

[19:58] Audrey Stewart: "Well, maybe not the D. Oh, no."

The group mulls over the concept's feasibility in the United States, with Audrey and the hosts brainstorming how such an idea could be adapted and the potential challenges it might face.

10. Closing Remarks

As the episode wraps up, Audrey shares a brief promotional shout-out for her upcoming appearance on a sports podcast, bridging her comedy career with other media ventures.

[21:46] Audrey Stewart: "NBA veteran Jim Jackson takes you on the court... it's all coming up in just a minute."

The hosts thank Audrey for her participation, and Christopher concludes the segment with standard sign-off remarks.

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This episode of B&T Extra offers a blend of personal storytelling, comedic anecdotes, and humorous discussions on quirky news topics, all anchored by the engaging presence of guest Audrey Stewart. Listeners gain insight into Audrey's life as a comedian, her experiences navigating relationships, and the cultural shifts encountered while living in Los Angeles, all delivered with the show's characteristic humor and camaraderie.

Transcript

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Christopher]

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[Christopher]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Willie G.]

Of scenes with Ben Stiller, man.

[Josh Arnold]

When Ben Stiller was at his fiance's parents house and he thought he'd killed his grandma. And the Barrett bit him in the crotch while he was checking his manhood in the mirror. Then the toilet overflowed so he had to strip naked and climb out on the roof. And the neighbor's kid hit him in the crotch with a frisbee. And then the police came and fired tear gas that hit him in the crotch. But his fiance loved him anyway. Well, it was like every Ben Stiller movie ever, except even more so.

[Christopher]

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[Christy Lee]

I liked it when Ben Stiller peeled.

[Willie G.]

The banana with his own feet.

[Josh Arnold]

Anyone who has that much flatulence has to be funny.

[Christopher]

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[Audrey Stewart]

Yeah, we know it's a repeat, but.

[Christopher]

Things are always better the second time around. This is Bob and Tom. Extra.

[Audrey Stewart]

I am Josh Arnold. And there's Tom. And Tom. We are about to be introduced to a brand new guest to the show.

[Tom]

Tom.

[Christy Lee]

This is not how radio works, by the way.

[Tom]

No, no. This time with the microphone on.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I like that.

[Audrey Stewart]

Oh, you're good. I appreciated you wanting to give me my space and you know what I mean.

[Tom]

Yeah, I don't want. While you're trying to talk, I'm murmuring over here, welcome to the show, Audrey Stewart.

[Willie G.]

Hey.

[Tom]

Hi, Audrey.

[Willie G.]

What's up?

[Tom]

Lovely young comedian. And I just understand. I found out something very interesting. You don't know my son Willie, who's right over there, but you do know his girlfriend.

[Willie G.]

Yes, I know his girlfriend, Ray Robinson. We went to camp together.

[Josh Arnold]

We're doing first and last name.

[Willie G.]

Oh yeah, sorry. Here's her dress.

[Audrey Stewart]

While we're at Robinson was her name. Ray Robinson.

[Christy Lee]

I love it.

[Willie G.]

Sorry, Willie.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's okay. She's not the teacher. She's gonna get fired. It's fine. We're all good. I don't know if you know this. If you work for the government, dating me is illegal. I don't know if you guys. Yeah. Stuff I do. You can't have that around, you know.

[Tom]

Oh, yeah. Not continuing the Pat Godwin heritage dating problem. Audrey, we don't know anything about you, so fill us in.

[Willie G.]

Yeah.

[Tom]

How tall are you?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm.

[Willie G.]

I'm 5. I thought I was 5 10, but recently they said 5 9, so I'm 5 9. Still a tall girl. I'm a Hoosier, born and raised, Indianapolis, Indiana.

[Audrey Stewart]

Oh, yeah?

[Willie G.]

Yeah. Live in la, now stand up comedian. Yeah.

[Tom]

Now single. Dating, actually.

[Willie G.]

Yeah. I'm dating a guy right now, which is great. I have no type. I dated a woman before him.

[Tom]

I. Wow, that is really.

[Willie G.]

And she is opening up. Well, you know, it's radio. Got a mic?

[Christy Lee]

Your heart open?

[Tom]

Sure.

[Audrey Stewart]

Hey, whatever, you know, whatever.

[Christopher]

It's all about love.

[Tom]

Does the guy know about the lady thing?

[Willie G.]

Yeah, he knows about the lady thing. Yeah. I mean, they're two. He is like this like, jacked lumberjack kind of guy. And the girl I dated was like a very femme girl. But he knows about it because, like, I don't know, we'll be sitting together and when I dated my ex, I won't give her first and last name.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no, please.

[Audrey Stewart]

Ray Robinson.

[Willie G.]

And I. Wow, that would be.

[Tom]

That'd be really kind of problematic.

[Audrey Stewart]

Really? Eskimo comedians? We're not.

[Josh Arnold]

Not this morning, not again. We've been down that road.

[Audrey Stewart]

It was no fun for everybody.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if you guys remember that morning, but a lot of winks.

[Audrey Stewart]

And smokes and mirrors going on. So does your.

[Tom]

Does your male companion feel obligated to be extraordinarily masculine?

[Willie G.]

Yeah, I feel like he overdoes it sometimes. But we'll like. I don't know. I feel like he. It's not like it's an awkward thing in our relationship, but sometimes we'll be like, sitting on the couch and I'll be like, going through my Facebook and like, memories will pop up and it's like, that's how I came. I was like, I'll never date a guy, like, before I ended, that'll pop up and he'll see that and be like, what is this? I was like, oh, I don't know. Old times. Old times.

[Audrey Stewart]

Well, we are horrible.

[Willie G.]

I don't mean it now.

[Tom]

Yikes. Now you live in Los Angeles.

[Willie G.]

I live in la.

[Tom]

Have you. When you got out there to try to do comedy, were you doing non. Like, dramatic, or were you, for example, like, a day job, like a waitress.

[Willie G.]

Or a. I was. I had, like, seven different jobs all the time. I was a dog walker. I water flowers, nannying. I babysat a lot. That was the main thing is when I babysat.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Willie G.]

Yeah.

[Tom]

You like kids?

[Willie G.]

Love kids.

[Tom]

Oh, there you go.

[Willie G.]

Kids are the best.

[Tom]

But never, never a waitress.

[Willie G.]

No, never a waitress.

[Tom]

Would you be a good waitress, do you think?

[Willie G.]

I think I'd be pretty bad. I'm really clumsy. I feel like I'd be a really bad. I would drop all her stuff all the time immediately. Ray Robinson.

[Audrey Stewart]

This was a great last visit, Audrey. It was nice meeting you, Audrey. Ye.

[Tom]

What's going on the horn now, in.

[Josh Arnold]

In L. A. Are, like. Are L. A kids, like, weird to babysit? Do they have, like, different, like, snacks? Like, do they have, like.

[Audrey Stewart]

Yeah.

[Willie G.]

Okay, so L. A is so much different. I babysat a lot in Indiana, and the snacks were amazing.

[Audrey Stewart]

Yeah.

[Willie G.]

And then L. A, they'll be like, is happy self to anything in the house. And then you open one of their cabinets. It's like an almond that has no salt on it, and you're like, what is this?

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute.

[Tom]

You've been to my house?

[Willie G.]

And they also are very bougie. Like, one of the moms I babysat for, she, like, kept her breast milk in, like, the fridge, and I actually. I drank it. I drank.

[Audrey Stewart]

No. Did you know it was breast milk?

[Willie G.]

No, I didn't know the time, but it was sweet. It was very good. It was very good.

[Tom]

It was California, so it was probably almond.

[Willie G.]

Yeah.

[Tom]

I'm guessing everything you're saying sounds like my house, though, now that I think about.

[Audrey Stewart]

Good.

[Tom]

Tom, let's. I want to go around the horn here. Jobs you've had before this one, Ace.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you. You.

[Tom]

You were doing radio in high school, right?

[Audrey Stewart]

Yeah, but I did a summer where I was working in the food service at a hospital delivering trays to the patient.

[Tom]

But you didn't cook. You weren't a waiter.

[Audrey Stewart]

No, no, no.

[Tom]

You'd be a great waiter. No, you'd just scare people.

[Audrey Stewart]

Oh, no. None of us think you're scary, Ace. Except. I know. But we also know none of us are scared of you. You're a nice guy. I'm not suggesting you're not intimidating.

[Christopher]

I've done things o.

[Tom]

You know, Willie, you were a camp counselor?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm a big camp guy, which. Those. Those job skills don't really translate to the real world.

[Audrey Stewart]

I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

The one thing is you kind of have to be prepared for anything, you know? Like, the camp that I went to, I was there since I was, like, a little kid. And so my boss at one point was this guy that I, like, looked up to, you know, he was the camp manager. And one time a kid went to the bathroom in his pants and on the floor, and I had to clean it up. And I ran in, like, his office when I was, like, 18, like, hey, Mark, I gotta get the key so I can clean up some. Some poop from a kid. And he got this, like, twinkle in his eye. Like, look at Willie G. He used to be the kid poop. And now he's cleaning up. Look at how grown up he is. And he threw me the keys.

[Audrey Stewart]

Nice. And thank you for saying poop. Yeah, Audrey. Audrey. We say poop. Yeah.

[Tom]

Thank you very much, Patty G. Yeah. You didn't. You were a dishwasher for one year.

[Audrey Stewart]

At Sully's Oak and Bucket with Kenny Aronof was the cook. We had the famous drummer.

[Tom]

It's Kenny's birthday today.

[Christy Lee]

Is it really?

[Audrey Stewart]

Wow.

[Tom]

Famous drummer Kenny Aaron. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

John Mellencamp.

[Audrey Stewart]

First together for a year, getting no work done and laughing. It was.

[Christy Lee]

Did you guys write songs together?

[Audrey Stewart]

No. Oh, no. I watched his band a lot, though. I'd follow him around. He's a band called Stream Winner before Melon Camp.

[Christy Lee]

Cool.

[Audrey Stewart]

He's the greatest.

[Tom]

He is. He's a wonderful guy. He's got a book out there called Sex Drums and Rock and Roll.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Very good.

[Tom]

Yes. Christy Lee, you worked at Arby's.

[Christopher]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome to Arby's. May.

[Tom]

I think that's where you got your mic. Your mic technique.

[Audrey Stewart]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I worked in the hospital. Like, ace I was in. I was a ward secretary in the emergency room at the hospital.

[Tom]

At Arby's. Is it true that you'd give the time and temp and then on the 10, traffic.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Welcome to Arby's. It's cloudy skies, 32 degrees. What would you like today? I recommend a classic roast beef.

[Josh Arnold]

This does, well, this does kind of translate. My last summer at camp, I just started doing standup the summer before, and part of my job at camp was I would lead, like, sort of these, like, they were kind of like religious meetings, I guess. I don't want to call it church. We called it crossfire. And so, like, you'd go. And you'd talk about, like, Jonah and the Whale or the Good Samaritan. And I would try to tell these stories and kind of be kind of funny and engaging. And one day after chapel, it didn't go very well. And I went to my boss and I was just like, yeah, I just feel like I kind of bombed up there. And she was like, you're not performing. Stand up. You're trying to teach a lesson.

[Audrey Stewart]

Get over yourself.

[Tom]

I was going to tell you about the resurrection, but I got the light, so you're going to have to wait. A great story, some say the greatest, but, you know, it depends on your religious point of view.

[Christy Lee]

Christy Lee A man is seen writhing in pain after being bitten in the groin by a large snake. Videos of the incident show the man writhing on the ground with the reptile latched onto his jeans. Another man tries to assist by placing a stick in the snake's mouth before pouring water over its head.

[Tom]

Say that very slowly placing a stick. Stick. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The incident occurred. Get your mind out of the government.

[Tom]

That's what's going on. The stakes all over his, you know.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Well, the incident occurred in Panatal, Brazil, where the man was taken to the hospital, as you would expect, for medical treatment.

[Tom]

It's rough. I, I, I couldn't even watch it after it snakes, you know, latched onto him.

[Audrey Stewart]

Yeah, it's gonna suck.

[Tom]

That's a big one.

[Christy Lee]

A big one.

[Tom]

They're gonna make a movie out of it.

[Audrey Stewart]

Yeah, well, they are.

[Tom]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What's it called?

[Tom]

Snakes on a wang o.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes I feel like we're having a conversation and then I think you're just trying to be funny now.

[Christy Lee]

And then he does that.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought we were having a nice morning together.

[Tom]

Who are these snake people?

[Josh Arnold]

Josh is a snake eye.

[Christy Lee]

I don't mind snakes.

[Tom]

Now, would you ever handle your snake unclothed?

[Audrey Stewart]

No, no. When I had a snake, I would not do that. There would be no occasion to.

[Christy Lee]

Why would you?

[Audrey Stewart]

Yeah. Britney Spears did.

[Willie G.]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Was it nature?

[Audrey Stewart]

Well, she was scantily.

[Tom]

Yeah, but she doesn't have her own sn for this thing to. Oh, look, it's brethren.

[Christy Lee]

What do you think the snakes are jealous of his snake?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Snake on snake crime.

[Willie G.]

We had an albino snake that my brother had that got out and then no one ever found it. So it's like in the walls somewhere. And then the new owners came and I was like, are we gonna tell them about the snake that's growing in the walls? And they're like, no, yeah, that's not.

[Christy Lee]

On the seller's disclosure form.

[Tom]

We get those stories all the time. It's usually in Australia. And it'll be the apartment next door has a 25 foot deadly python or something slithering in the toilet. I guess those are. Yeah, those are awful.

[Josh Arnold]

When you guys lost the snake, how long did you look? Was it like a three day ordeal?

[Willie G.]

I feel like it was like a week hunt. And then we were like.

[Tom]

Yeah, it was a week. A week. Pause.

[Christy Lee]

All right, Hunt.

[Audrey Stewart]

That's.

[Christy Lee]

Guys. I bet you didn't have any mice after that, though.

[Willie G.]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie G.]

No problems. You could hear it. Sometimes I feel like I would imagine.

[Tom]

The cold might have taken. Taken.

[Christy Lee]

It depends on you. There are plenty of warm.

[Audrey Stewart]

Has anybody seen the cat? How about the baby? I haven't heard from the baby.

[Josh Arnold]

I have another question about this.

[Tom]

This video. And I. I asked this about a lot of these videos. Who's the guy while his buddy is screaming in pain with a snake attached to his groin? Who's the guy that manages to keep holding the camera?

[Audrey Stewart]

Me. Yeah. Yeah. Any of my friends or brothers bit in the groin by a snake? I'm so. Yeah, of course.

[Christy Lee]

You're awful.

[Audrey Stewart]

That's money, baby. If Christie, if a snake comes in here and bites me on the D. Yeah. And if I look over and you're trying to help me and not videotaping, I'm furious with you.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Audrey Stewart]

Yeah. You're leaving money on the table.

[Josh Arnold]

You got to document it. So then you can show the doctor the video later and you can show your friends and make fun of the person.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Is that going to make America's Funniest Home Video?

[Audrey Stewart]

Well, maybe not the D. Oh, no.

[Tom]

But in this case, he's wearing pants. But it's. It's clearly going through the jeans in that area.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my.

[Audrey Stewart]

Was it a venomous snake?

[Christy Lee]

Doesn't say what kind of snake it was.

[Tom]

One would hope not. It's.

[Christopher]

It's huge.

[Tom]

It's got that going for it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom]

I think we have time for one more news story from Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

A woman celebrating her 106th birthday says the key to longevity is chocolate.

[Audrey Stewart]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Edith Hill in Cygnus, England, says her favorite chocolate bar is Cadbury Dairy Milk.

[Tom]

Well, the key to longevity for her probably was not getting hit by a bomb during the blitzkrieg.

[Audrey Stewart]

That certainly helps.

[Christy Lee]

There's that.

[Audrey Stewart]

I hid in the basement with all the chocolate.

[Tom]

I was down. I was down in the tube.

[Christy Lee]

I'll tell you what she did admit she will give any sweet treat A try though. Especially at Easter.

[Tom]

We always get these stories and it's always something different.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's either beer or.

[Tom]

The reason I live so long is because I killed most of my husband's quietly.

[Audrey Stewart]

That's why I stay away from men.

[Christy Lee]

Now lives at the Aspen Lodge care home. The staff planning a special birthday celebration for her, including a double chocolate cake.

[Audrey Stewart]

They burned me with cigarettes. Man. We gotta help you.

[Josh Arnold]

I long for the sweet release of one final sunset.

[Christy Lee]

According to this, she said that not only is chocolate one of the secrets to a long life, she says being independent and partying and getting on the rig.

[Audrey Stewart]

Audrey, do as we say, not as we do.

[Josh Arnold]

You got to be careful on the radio. There's a lot of stuff you can't say.

[Audrey Stewart]

It's like wow in England. That I'm of course referring to spotted dick.

[Christy Lee]

Very nice dessert.

[Tom]

Spotted dick is a dessert?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom]

Here in the. Here in the States it's a.

[Christy Lee]

You find it in a can illness.

[Tom]

I think it's tertiary syphilis. I'll notice if you've seen the pictures ever. She's holding two big chocolate bars, but her mouth is closed in all the shots, of course, because she's in English.

[Christy Lee]

English. And she has bad teeth.

[Tom]

Odds are there's probably not a lot of choppers in there that weren't important. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

And a pop up store in Tokyo is letting customers pay to go into the store and shoplift.

[Tom]

I love this.

[Audrey Stewart]

Oh, this is fun.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

This is cool, actually. So you can feel like you're doing something fun.

[Audrey Stewart]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Sora News 24 reports. The shop called to, it's spelled T O H is drawing enough crowds to make four hour lines. Customers pay $6.60 to enter the shop where they have 60 seconds to snatch up any merchandise they like as quietly as they can.

[Audrey Stewart]

Oh, I'd happily do that.

[Christy Lee]

Decorated to resemble a type of black market, the store is outfitted with sensitive radio microphones. So if patrons make any excessive noise, their experience will end abruptly and they get nothing.

[Audrey Stewart]

That's funny.

[Tom]

See, so there's. There is something at stake.

[Audrey Stewart]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom]

Which I think is kind of funny.

[Christy Lee]

There are thousands of items to steal, such as snacks, used books, clothing by Fruit of the Loom which sent me an underwear, pillows and even mattresses. Can you imagine?

[Willie G.]

I was trying to steal.

[Tom]

But the interesting thing to me is if you try to keister something and get out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom]

There's an additional cleaning fee which I think is you don't get to keep it.

[Christy Lee]

Clean it and keep it.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you the One cleaning it.

[Tom]

You've got a nice sleeve of Titleists there, sir. We have some tongs and gloves or we got to put it back in the show. That's a really interesting. I wonder how that would work in the States. Do you think it would work?

[Audrey Stewart]

Yes, yes. It's a fun. That's a fun thing.

[Tom]

But I think you should give people like 20 minutes and have, you know, guards walking around.

[Christy Lee]

But you have.

[Audrey Stewart]

Well, that. Why. Why suck all the fun out of it?

[Tom]

No, that's the fun part. You kind of sneak around.

[Audrey Stewart]

Oh, I see guards. Oh, yeah, yeah, the guards could be fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Audrey Stewart]

If you could get caught, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

It'D be really fun. What if they gave you a gu.

[Willie G.]

Not the Purge, Willie, the mattresses or Chicago.

[Josh Arnold]

I just. I want to do an armed robbery, but I don't want to get in trouble, and I don't want to shoot anybody. I just want to hold it. And then I. At the end, I check it out, I check it back in. They go, thank you, man.

[Tom]

The problem with that is you might get you.

[Audrey Stewart]

That's a 20 year. But what I really saying is this is a completely simulated thing, much like the shoplifting thing. Oh, right. Like, how much would you pay to be able to rob a bank? But it's all pretend. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'd pay 350. 3.

[Tom]

$50.

[Audrey Stewart]

People would do this?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, I would pay. I would pay them 350 just for $100 ATM transaction. Like, I just want.

[Christy Lee]

I see what you're.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to go in there, hey, give me all the money. Bang, bang. And then I just. I give my pin number. I just get 100 bucks, and then I'm out of there. I think that'd be fun.

[Audrey Stewart]

Audrey Stewart, have you ever shoplifted every girl I've ever met a shoplift to.

[Willie G.]

Well, I wish I could be the first to say no, but I. I did. I. When I was younger of the Blockbuster. Remember Blockbuster? The gumballs. I. I got some gumballs, like, in the pack. And I. I was like, start chewing it on the way out. And my mom's like, we didn't pay for those. And she was like, you need to go in there and apologize. And I was just like, I'm sorry for stealing these gumballs.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on it. Itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

[Audrey Stewart]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Audrey Stewart]

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