B&T Extra: Backpack Speakers, Junk on the Toilet, & the Worst Perfume

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Extra (March 13, 2026)

Episode: Backpack Speakers, Junk on the Toilet, & the Worst Perfume

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Main Theme

In this playful and irreverent episode of "The BOB & TOM Show Extra," the cast explores pet peeves and oddities from daily life with their signature blend of banter and comedy. Topics range from the surprising (public backpack speakers, the logistics of male anatomy and toilets) to the relatable (enduring overpowering perfume in public, and awkward first date ideas).

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Backpack Speakers & Public Audio (03:44 – 05:40)

• Bob Kevoian shares an anecdote about seeing a skier with a speaker in his backpack blasting Rush's "Tom Sawyer" on the slopes, surprising everyone by admitting he enjoyed it—but only because it was Rush.
  • Bob: “And he was playing the beginning of Tom Sawyer…and it was so cool.” (04:05)
• Christy Lee and Jess Hooker express irritation with people playing loud music on the beach, emphasizing a desire for peaceful environments.
  • Jess: “I have a big issue with speakers on the beach.” (04:37)
  • Christy Lee: “I want to listen to the water.” (04:42)
• Tom Griswold brings up booming car bass as another public nuisance.

Memorable Quote:

• Bob: “Snowboarding is to skiers what a bucket of diarrhea is to hollandaise sauce.” (04:27)

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2. Toilet Logistics & Male Anatomy (06:03 – 08:24)

• Tom reads a listener email blaming Jess for making him self-conscious about how to “lay my junk on the seat in front of me” during bathroom visits.
• Jess Hooker describes (somewhat naively) imagining men maneuvering their anatomy atop the toilet rim, leading to much amusement from the male hosts.
  • Jess: “I thought you guys just kind of grabbed your sack from the bottom and pulled it up and then laid everything right there…” (06:47)
  • Christy: “How big is yours?” (07:00)
• Bob jokes about old age and the perils of low toilets, referencing the "squatty potty" and awkward Airbnb facilities.
  • Bob: “When your nuts hit the water, it’s time to go.” (07:16)
• They discuss challenges of ski clothing layers for bathroom breaks, especially for women.

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3. Perfume Overload & Scent Allergies (08:56 – 09:52)

• Bob complains about someone’s overbearing perfume at his child’s swim meet, describing how the taste lingered long after he left.
  • Bob: “I could taste it in my throat…” (09:09)
• Christopher compares heavy perfume use to a form of “bullying,” which Pat Godwin and Bob jokingly dissect further.

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4. First Dates: Fast Food, Low Pressure, & Awkward Activities (09:45 – 17:54)

• Christy Lee shares a dating survey: 70% of singles are open to first dates at fast food restaurants, though women are more likely to think it’s low effort.
  • Christy: “Half of respondents said they prioritize vibes over cost when planning a first date.” (10:28)
• Cast members debate coffee shops, ice cream, and places like Panera Bread or Applebee’s as alternatives.
• Pat Godwin performs a tongue-in-cheek romantic song, “Dates at White Castle,” poking fun at the romantic atmosphere of budget date spots.
  • Pat: “Onion breath, kisses from your cheapskate boyfriend… And those nights on the can…” (12:00)
• Several agree that “meeting in the middle” spots and paying separately/arriving separately increase comfort.
• Christopher suggests a half-date can loosen people up (e.g., going to Taco Bell after chatting about it).
  • Christopher: “You know what? We need to go to Taco Bell!” (13:40)
• Bob and Tom joke about terrible first date ideas, like paddle boat rides or performing live date commentaries on air—quickly vetoed by the group.
  • Christopher: “On this show…what would it be like if we did a show one time…with someone on a first date? …No, no.” (15:27 – 15:40)
• Paddle boat “romance” gets universally panned as uncomfortable and sweaty.

Notable Quotes:

• Bob: “If you’re on a chairlift and the chairlift stops…that’s one of the worst things of all time.” (08:44)
• Christy: “I want the woman to be as comfortable as possible…So that my lies go over better.” (18:04, laughter)
• Christopher: “I assure you, this is completely true. I had the opposite happen…she pointed to the baked potato jacket…took a ramekin of ranch and filled the potato skin.” (18:23)

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Memorable Moments & Quotes (with Timestamps)

• Backpack speaker story & Rush on the slopes:
  • “And he was playing the beginning of Tom Sawyer…and it was so cool.” — Bob (04:05)
• Snowboarder analogy:
  • “Snowboarding is to skiers what a bucket of diarrhea is to hollandaise sauce.” — Bob (04:27)
• Toilet logistics confusion:
  • “I thought you guys just kind of grabbed your sack from the bottom and pulled it up…” — Jess (06:47)
  • “How big is yours?” — Christy (07:00)
  • “When your nuts hit the water, it’s time to go.” — Bob (07:16)
• Heavy perfume:
  • “I could taste it in my throat…” — Bob (09:09)
  • “It’s a form of bullying.” — Christopher (09:32)
• Fast food first dates:
  • “Half of respondents said they prioritize vibes over cost when planning a first date.” — Christy (10:28)
• White Castle love song:
  • “Onion breath, kisses from your cheapskate boyfriend… And those nights on the can…” — Pat (12:00)
• Date comfort & honesty:
  • “I want the woman to be as comfortable as possible…So that my lies go over better.” — Christopher (18:04)
• Potato skin date story:
  • “She pointed to the baked potato jacket…took a ramekin of ranch and filled the potato skin.” — Christopher (18:23)

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Key Segment Timestamps

• 00:00 – 03:01: Intro and playful “Are you taller than a fifth grader?” skit
• 03:44 – 05:40: Backpack speakers and music in public spaces
• 06:03 – 08:24: Male anatomy and toilet logistics discussion
• 08:56 – 09:52: Overpowering perfume stories
• 09:45 – 17:54: First date trends, coffee shop vs. fast food, and paddle boats
• 12:12 – 12:54: “Dates at White Castle” musical parody by Pat Godwin
• 17:27 – 18:54: Paddle boat misery and the “great potato skin” dating story

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Tone and Style

The episode is lively, cheeky, and full of improvisational humor, staying true to the Bob & Tom Show’s reputation for adult banter mixed with relatable observations. No topic is too sacred, and the group isn’t afraid to rib each other (and themselves) over everything from bathroom rituals to matters of the heart.

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This episode delivers laughs and plenty of “did they just say that?” moments—perfect for fans of offbeat, real-life comedy.

Transcript

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[Christopher]

welcome back.

It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on the big show today. Backpack speakers plus junk on the toilet and the worst perfume all coming up in just a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming from Bob and Tom Television. It's the fun new game show everyone's talking about.

[Christopher]

Come on down, Ms. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, everybody.

[Pat Godwin]

All right, welcome to the show.

[Christopher]

Now, we're gonna have you two stand back to back.

[Christy Lee]

Do I have to?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Christopher]

That's the way the game is played, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Geez, this is so embarrassing.

[Christopher]

Come on, now.

[Pat Godwin]

Just do it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Christopher]

It looks like she's got you by at least an inch or so.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, that's not fair. She's on her tippy toes.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Christy Lee.

[Christopher]

Guest starring in Are you taller than a fifth grader? Television. For those of you who always need

[Bob Kevoian]

something extra, well, here you go.

[Home Depot Announcer]

This is Bob and Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Extra. I was. I was skiing the other day, and a guy had on a backpack.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

With a speaker in it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which he was jamming. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he was. I. It was. Suddenly I realized. Wait a minute. And he was playing the beginning of Tom Sawyer. Yeah. By Rush. And it was so cool.

[Christopher]

That's awesome.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was.

[Athletic Brewing Co. Announcer]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I wasn't this guy. Sort of.

[Christy Lee]

It didn't piss you off that you're trying to enjoy a peaceful sweet, by the way?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, not when he's playing Rush.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you in your buds? Are you in earbuds coming down the slopes?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Christy Lee]

No. You want to pay attention?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I got to. Yeah, I got to pay.

[Christopher]

I don't want to get hurt.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't want.

[Christy Lee]

So that guy were. Had he been playing rap, you would have not had the same reaction.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, he would have been in a snowboarder, and I would have tried to steer him into the trees. Once again, snowboarding is to skiers what a bucket of diarrhea is to hollandaise sauce.

[Jess Hooker]

I have a big issue with speakers on the beach.

[Christy Lee]

Me too. I don't want to hear your music.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't either.

[Christy Lee]

I want to listen to the water.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't like it.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about when someone pulls up and you hear that huge bass?

[Tom Griswold]

What do you think, Tom?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think probable cause.

[Christy Lee]

I think. I feel sad for them. They're gonna lose their hearing at a very young age.

[Christopher]

I've already lost mine, so I feel like beach speakers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

Really stay within a five foot.

[Jess Hooker]

Not. No, not the speakers that are out there now.

[Christopher]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

You know what I mean?

[Christopher]

Like, I remember, you'd walk by and there'd be a radio every five feet, and you wouldn't hear. It sounded okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Or whatever.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's A new one out there. I'll have to look up the name of it. It's. It's the size of a relatively small cooler. They have. They have them all over where I was just skiing, and they are amazing.

[Christopher]

Yeah. I didn't think about how well our heart rate.

[Christy Lee]

Are there times when you just want quiet?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, cool.

[Jess Hooker]

Of course.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, you go to the resort.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't that what your husband says to you every day?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine? Oh, my God.

[Bob Kevoian]

I noticed that she's gotten so used to this.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It just rolls off of her.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I would love to see the word count on this show is how min would be lower than, you

[Pat Godwin]

know, she makes it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Val. I love that idea.

[Pat Godwin]

We're talking about the breaks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Word count.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, there's some lunatic out there who's going to start counting our words. You wait and see.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's probably an AI thing that'll do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. I don't think you were here for this topic, Tom. That's why I'm bringing it up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Please.

[Tom Griswold]

Good morning, Bob and Tom Show. Please tell Jess Hooker, thanks a lot. Now, every time I go to the bathroom for a major transaction, I look down trying to figure out how I'm going to lay my junk on the seat in front of me.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Christopher]

Oh, this was really interesting.

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

You weren't here either, Christy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, so we were talking about the toilet that flushes 7.

[Tom Griswold]

7 billion.

[Jess Hooker]

And somebody said something about like, well, your stuff is hanging in there. I don't know what it was.

[Tom Griswold]

You need an elongated hole.

[Jess Hooker]

And I thought you guys let your junk hang in the toilet bowl while you're doing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

A major transaction. And everybody was like, yeah. And I thought that you guys just kind of grabbed your sack from the bottom and pulled it up and then laid everything right there on the.

[Christopher]

Rested it on the front rim. On the front rim.

[Christy Lee]

How big is yours?

[Christopher]

That's exactly what we were fascinated by, was that. Oh, my God, the assumption. Because you. Why would. You know.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

But. Yeah, I just. The thought of it hanging in the toilet bowl was really.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but it doesn't hit water when it does. That's why Hemingway took himself out. When your nuts hit the water, it's time to go.

[Christopher]

Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

I thought that you would use your sack as, like, a hammock type thing to bring your whole, I don't know, package.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I thought I had absolutely no. No knowledge of. Of the human body. Now I realize you're in the same league.

[Christopher]

It's like this much space, especially with the elongated. And that's why it came up.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I guess that's, I, I guess

[Christy Lee]

if you had the small round.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm not good with proportions.

[Christopher]

Even if you have the tiny small round.

[Christy Lee]

That's why John. Love you.

[Christopher]

You're not doing that. We're not, we're not resting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I, I, I was in an Airbnb over the weekend and one of the toilet facilities, I, I didn't, Wasn't really paying attention. You know how it was significantly lower?

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you sit down. It's like that feeling when you're in a ladder and you start to fall.

[Home Depot Announcer]

Whoa.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it's smaller and like, it must have been like a little kitty toilet, but.

[Christopher]

Well, you know, that might have been good for you. It was sort of had sort of a squatty potty effect.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you aware of the squatty potty?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, I am.

[Tom Griswold]

You need, need one.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no. I wasn't having any problems. It was just, it was, it was a foreign facility. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A road trip, if you will.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. And then we got into the whole thing yesterday about the difficulties of if you're wearing certain types of, say, for example, ski clothing, especially for the ladies, you've got to do it.

[Christy Lee]

You got to, you gotta take everything off.

[Bob Kevoian]

You got three layers and zippers.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

What does one do in one skiing?

[Christy Lee]

Hold it.

[Tom Griswold]

Void their bowels.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh. If you're on a chairlift and the chairlift stops and is broken and that, that's one of the worst things of all time.

[Christopher]

We can all relate to that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the thing about me. Relatable, a man of the people.

[Jess Hooker]

Not even close.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yesterday I almost had to move. I was watching, I was watching Finn swim meet and the lady in front of me had the worst perfume.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it was just, I could taste

[Christy Lee]

it in my throat that I just

[Bob Kevoian]

had a situation, but there weren't, there weren't enough seats for me to.

[Christopher]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

But then even after you leave, you can still taste it.

[Christopher]

The worst.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you say something? I think you would say something.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no. What are you gonna say?

[Jess Hooker]

Hey, not too extreme.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here's $3. Buy some better perfume.

[Christopher]

Thick, with no reason to do it. It's a form of bullying.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Really?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think they know you hate

[Bob Kevoian]

perfume more than I do.

[Christopher]

You know, it's because. Yeah. I have a weird allergy to it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I'm sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, let's not that weird. It's annoying.

[Bob Kevoian]

That that kind of leads us to one of the news stories Christy has about. We talk about first dates a lot.

[Christy Lee]

A new survey finds nearly three and four men say they would take someone that's three and four to a fast food restaurant on a first date. Okay, the Dating news.

[Christopher]

I have reasons why it's a good idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's go.

[Christopher]

And I do as well.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I have a whopper.

[Christy Lee]

The Dating News poll of 1500 US adults revealed 70% of singles overall say they would be open to a first date at a fast food restaurant. 40% of women said fast food dates seem low effort compared to just 20% of men who felt that way. Half of respondents said they prioritize vibes over cost when planning a first date.

[Bob Kevoian]

If it's too formal and too fancy and you're all dressed up, it's too much pressure.

[Christy Lee]

Many described low cost meetups as more relaxed and less pressured than traditional romantic dinners. Other popular budget friendly options included coffee shops, of course, and ice cream or dessert spots. Well, what about meeting in the middle? What about, like your Applebee's or, you know, those kind of restaurants?

[Bob Kevoian]

How about. You want to go? How about In n out? No, that's me and you after our date at McDonald's.

[Christopher]

Boy, if that guy. If she sticks around.

[Tom Griswold]

You stay right here. I'm gonna go in the pharmacy and get some rubbers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just what I'm doing. Looking for.

[Christopher]

I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Does the man always pay first date for the dinner?

[Christopher]

I do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm just setting the romance tone.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is that, Pat?

[Christy Lee]

That's his keyboard.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's holding his guitar. This is really throwing me. Are you playing that with your.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's sustain. All right. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ladies and gentlemen, Pat Godwin's playing two

[Christopher]

instruments at the same time. He has both hands on his guitar, so that means he's playing. Playing that keyboard with only one thing, that's a talent.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm Dick Oregon, the keyboard player.

[Christopher]

I'm Dick Arachi.

[Pat Godwin]

Singing that Dates at White Castle

[Home Depot Announcer]

and

[Pat Godwin]

the hours we spend. Onion breath, kisses from your cheapskate boyfriend. Romance and sliders Bright lights in your

[Christopher]

man

[Pat Godwin]

how you'll treasure those memories and those nights on the can and I love you Yes, I love you

[Christopher]

I

[Pat Godwin]

love you to get your flute out. Oh, yeah, man. And then I'll do a poem. That is beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

My flute's sticking.

[Pat Godwin]

In the parking in the parking lot Drink your wine. Castle combos, 549. Impassioned lovers, wrestlers 1. You want no carbs? Skip the bum there's a thin line between lunch and hate. So keep it simple on a first date.

[Christopher]

Very nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, nice. Tribute to the.

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was great. Playing the organ at the same. It's like Getty Lee hitting the foot pedals up on stage with a rush.

[Christopher]

A fast food first date. I consider it not a first date, but a half date.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Christopher]

If that makes any sense.

[Christy Lee]

Is it a.

[Christopher]

Because it has. No. What it has done for me is there's a. There's a natural in. You'll have a conversation with, like, let's say you have a crush on a co worker.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Christopher]

That's a man. I had Taco Bell last night. Oh, what's your go to Taco Bell order? Oh, it's this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, man.

[Christopher]

Mine's this. You know what? We need to go to Taco Bell. You're in. It's your first time. You can. And it's. It feels so natural and relaxed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Then you pick up a taco, hold it sideways, lick it, and go, this is me and you later.

[Pat Godwin]

What happened?

[Christy Lee]

What is wrong with you?

[Pat Godwin]

The dates over.

[Tom Griswold]

See, that's another example of you going too far.

[Christopher]

Once again, it's sort of because. Because Tom's ankle on. On anything like that is always something like that.

[Jess Hooker]

The exact opposite of what he is in real life.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, that is true.

[Bob Kevoian]

I get it out while here. Now. Would you. Would you. Then when you get to the Taco Bell, back to your real case, would you pay for it?

[Christopher]

I would.

[Bob Kevoian]

You'd go to the counter, go, I got this.

[Christopher]

Yep. Yeah. And I'd even maybe make a joke like, you know, I got this. That's right.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christopher]

You know what I mean? Like, it's a big deal.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, I can see that scenario. But what if this is a person you've met on a dating app? You don't really know this person very well.

[Christopher]

Oh, that's.

[Christy Lee]

And you go, all right, let's. I would love to meet up. How about meeting me at McDonald's?

[Christopher]

Right. That's.

[Christy Lee]

Ben. Is that a test date or is that.

[Christopher]

I don't know. In that case, a coffee dessert.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wonder.

[Christopher]

If I like the survey, I would

[Bob Kevoian]

assume number one would be coffee shops.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's usually a first date, a date app thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

And there's one. One I go to where it must be in. Some people always seem to be there. I can tell they're all. Sometimes I'll be listening. You can kind of tell them the

[Jess Hooker]

farmer's market is one too. Where you see. Interesting because you'll see, like, people standing at the entrance, waiting. And then I'll watch and see them meet up, and it'll be like two or three different first dates.

[Christopher]

I'm also a big fan of first dates. You drive separately, you ride separately.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have an idea. Oh. On this show, what would it be like if we did a show one time? What if we had someone on a first date come and sit down with us and we would sort of do a little bit of.

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Christopher]

You mean somebody on a last date.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We might as well start there because

[Christopher]

that's where ending up.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't think we'd be helpful?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christopher]

Oh, gosh, no.

[Christy Lee]

Have you listened at 9, 10, and

[Jess Hooker]

we're broadcasting from a bar at 6am so do you want that to be your first date experience?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, no, but I mean, if you said, hey, look, gonna be part of a stunt. Yeah, we got set up and we're gonna be. I think we'd be really good at it, you know, to find out what this guy's interested in, what she's interested in.

[Christy Lee]

You know another spot where I see a lot of that Panera Bread.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, that sounds right.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what?

[Christopher]

I was.

[Pat Godwin]

I was taken to do paddle boats. First date paddle boats.

[Christy Lee]

You were taken?

[Jess Hooker]

You didn't even plan it?

[Pat Godwin]

No, no. I mean, I was asked to go on the first date night.

[Christopher]

It was paddle boats.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, the ones where you. The ones that are like bicycles.

[Pat Godwin]

Exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

The first 20ft, that's like. That's the worst kind of boat ever.

[Christopher]

In the first 20ft of a paddle boat is fine. And then you go, oh, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

What? No.

[Christy Lee]

Now I got to get back.

[Tom Griswold]

This has turned into a job.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

That's awful.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe go sailing where you can help each other with.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, Everyone knows how to jump on

[Tom Griswold]

a sailboat and they go sailing and skiing and then go shopping, stop at

[Pat Godwin]

the Airbnb and have.

[Bob Kevoian]

That sounds like a pretty good time.

[Tom Griswold]

Rodeo Drive will get a pet.

[Christopher]

Maybe ghost Save sailing.

[Jess Hooker]

I've never seen a paddle boat as a romantic activity. Like, if we were on the paddle boat, it was because we just stole some beers from our parents and we were taken off to the middle of the lake to chug them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I.

[Christy Lee]

That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I agree. Paddleboat's awful.

[Tom Griswold]

What about a paddle boat shaped like a duck or something?

[Christopher]

Oh, yeah, those are great swans.

[Bob Kevoian]

It looks romantic in the movies to get on it, and you're sweating and you're uncomfortable.

[Christopher]

I would see people on dates do that all the time at a Place I lived that had one of those. And there were swan shaped ones.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Christopher]

But it looked. I would look at him and go, man, that sucks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hot, sweaty.

[Christopher]

That's an old archetype, right? Of. Of the man in a rowboat taking the banjo.

[Bob Kevoian]

In the rowboat, at least you're facing each other.

[Christopher]

Yeah, in theory.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whereas in the paddle boat, you're side by side.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you're. Hey, you're not leg grab. You're not keeping up your.

[Christopher]

I want. I don't want that. I want any date. I want the woman to be able to escape if she wants to. Don't you. Don't you want her to be able to go, you know what? This isn't for me. I'm out.

[Christy Lee]

Or don't you want to have an escape?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

I want the woman to be as comfortable as possible.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

So that I can. So that my lies go over better.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right, right, right, Right. Now, have you ever had a first date, said to her, hey, are you gonna eat that?

[Christy Lee]

All right, we've done our work here.

[Christopher]

No, but I promise, I assure you, this is completely true. I had the opposite happen.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Christopher]

Yes. And she was a very fit woman. She was in great shape. She had a killer body. And she goes, are you gonna finish that? And she pointed to the baked potato jacket. It was just. And I go, no. And she took it. And she took a ramekin of ranch and filled the potato skin.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you said, I am in love.

[Tom Griswold]

To be completely honest, this girl's got everything.

[Bob Kevoian]

First of all, was it worth it? Well, who got the extra ramekin of ranch?

[Christopher]

I thought we were out. I loved that it happened that she

[Jess Hooker]

was that comfortable doing.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's great. That really is great.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google Play, and Stitcher. For Bob and Tom. Extra, this is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

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