B&T Extra: Bruce Wang, Oskay's D-Pic, & The Popemobile

Summary

Podcast Summary

Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Episode: B&T Extra: Bruce Wang, Oskay's D-Pic, & The Popemobile
Date: July 16, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show Extra is classic Bob & Tom: a fast-paced blend of comedy, banter, and current events. The crew meanders through a variety of hilarious topics including the mystery of Bruce Wang (a porn name?), workplace laziness, a diesel disaster at a gas station, bourbon heists, American stereotypes abroad, the etiquette (or lack thereof) of sending explicit pictures, and the logistics of the Popemobile. Throughout, they keep it light with quips and callbacks to running gags.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Dicking Around at Work & Early Show Banter

• Christopher kicks things off teeming with energy, teasing upcoming segments ("Bruce Wang plus Osuke’s D pic and the Popemobile...") [00:02].
• Chuck opens with a comedic song critiquing all the ways people slack off at the office (downloading porn, “adjusting my screensaver,” etc.) [01:04-02:13].

2. Who is Bruce Wang?

• The crew riffs on whether "Bruce Wayne" is a porn actor and the racial assumption behind the name "Wang."
  • Tom: “To have the name Wang, one would think he would be of Chinese origin.” [03:24]
  • Jeff Oskay clarifies: "No, Tom, he's not called Wang because of that." [03:34]
  • Laughter ensues about how people's surnames (like “Lee”) cause racial confusion.

3. Diesel Disaster & The Dave Matthews Band Incident

• Story: In Montrose, Colorado, an RV dumped its waste tank into a gas station’s diesel tank, contaminating thousands of gallons [03:51].
  • Kristi Lee: “Whoops." [04:00]
  • Jeff likens it to the infamous Dave Matthews Band incident in Chicago: “A tour bus... dumped an estimated 800 pounds of human waste... onto an open top passenger sightseeing boat.” [04:45]
  • Bob: "What? I didn't know it was onto a boat." [05:08]

4. Bourbon Heist & Phony Credentials

• Nearly $500,000 in Noble Oak Bourbon stolen from a Philadelphia warehouse through what seems to be a sophisticated, almost nonchalant operation—as Tom observes:
  • “If you put on one of those orange reflective vests, you can get away with anything.” [07:30]
  • The crew jokes about the difference between “alcohol-based bourbon” and meat-based bourbon, leading to:
    • Tom: “If they stole the non alcoholic bourbon, they’d never catch them because it’d be zero proof.” [08:13]
    • Kristi: “Have you ever seen anybody so intelligent and so stupid all at the same time?” [08:04]

5. Non-Alcoholic Bourbon & Mock American Products

• They marvel at the existence of non-alcoholic bourbon (varieties like Ritual Zero Proof, Spiritless Kentucky 74) [09:04–09:24], equating non-alcoholic vodka to "water."

6. American Stereotypes Abroad

• Jeff Oskay recounts a Reddit thread on American features in other countries:
  • “In Hungary, an American kitchen means it’s not walled off from the living room.” [09:32]
  • In Norway, “bags of frozen ... veggies [are] American mix.” [09:49]
  • Ranch dressing: “Cool Ranch Doritos are marketed as Cool American internationally.” [10:13]
  • In Japan, corn dogs are called “American dogs.” [11:26]
  • The “red Solo cup” is the “American party cup” [10:43].

7. Corn Dogs, Wienermobile & Stick Shifts

• Bob recounts eating a corn dog and trying to explain a stick shift joke to his kids, leading to a generational divide on car culture and automotive terms like “stick shift” [12:09].
  • Tom: “The joke is that the wiener mobile, the corn dog version, has a manual transition because it’s a stick.” [12:31]

8. D-Pic Etiquette & Best Friends Day

• Best Friends Day trivia turns into a hilarious conversation about sending naked pictures:
  • Tom: "Jeff, do what you usually do. And send your best friend a picture of your penis." [13:42]
  • Bob admits to sending a D pic, “Oh, yeah... She’s like, what are you doing at work? And I was like, here, let me show you.” [14:27]
  • Tom: "Was it angry in the photograph?" [15:07]
  • Bob: "Yeah, well, you are going to send a knot... nobody wants a flaccid..." [15:08]

9. LEGO Popemobile & The Real Popemobile Logistics

• Jeff shares that the biggest LEGO set unveiled is somehow connected to the Pope.
  • Kristi: “Did they build a LEGO Pope?” [16:35]
  • Discussion: How does the real Popemobile get around the world? Is there one for every country? Can you buy a used Popemobile? [16:54–18:09]
  • Bob: “The Popemobile always reminds me of that game Trouble... Like I want to pop it and see the Pope bounce around in there.” [18:30]
  • It’s revealed: The Popemobile is a Mercedes Benz [19:03].

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Memorable Quotes

• On the Dave Matthews Incident:
  • “A tour bus belonging to the Dave Matthews Band dumped an estimated 800 pounds of human waste ... onto an open top passenger sightseeing boat.” (Tom Griswold, [04:45])
• On Non-Alcoholic Spirits:
  • “If they stole the non alcoholic bourbon, they’d never catch them because it’d be zero proof.” (Tom Griswold, [08:13])
  • “Have you ever seen anybody so intelligent and so stupid all at the same time?” (Kristi Lee, [08:04])
• On D-Pics:
  • “Jeff, do what you usually do. And send your best friend a picture of your penis.” (Tom Griswold, [13:42])
  • "You are going to send a knot... nobody wants a flaccid... you don't even want to see your own flaccid." (Bob Kevoian, [15:08])
• On the Popemobile:
  • “The Popemobile always reminds me of that game Trouble... Like I want to pop it and see the Pope bounce around in there.” (Bob Kevoian, [18:30])

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Notable Timestamps

• [01:04] – "Dicking around at work" song (Chuck)
• [03:51] – The RV/diesel tank disaster and the Dave Matthews Band Chicago story
• [07:10] – The bourbon heist and how smoothly it was pulled off
• [09:30] – American stereotypes in other countries (Red Solo Cups, foods, open kitchens)
• [12:09] – Explaining stick shift (and the “corn dog Wienermobile” joke)
• [13:42] – D-Pic banter for Best Friends Day
• [16:19] – Discussion on the LEGO Popemobile and real Popemobile logistics
• [18:30] – Comparison of the Popemobile to the game Trouble

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Tone and Style

The conversation keeps the signature BOB & TOM Show pace: quick, irreverent, and playful, with jokes tumbling over each other and frequent callbacks. Interactions include plenty of gentle ribbing between the hosts, a comfortable familiarity with blue humor, and pop culture references that hit both '80s kids and current events junkies.

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For New Listeners

Expect a loose, unscripted feel with rapid-fire humor, running jokes, and friendly squabbles. This episode especially rewards those who like their news weird and their laughs quick—with detours through American stereotypes, strange heists, and uniquely BOB & TOM sexual innuendo. The group’s chemistry shines as they play off each other’s quirks, continually finding humor in the headlines and in themselves.

Transcript

[Christopher]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on the big show today. Bruce Wang plus Osuke's D pick and the Pope Mobile. It's all coming up in just a minute.

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Kristi Lee]

Fantastic.

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Kristi Lee]

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[Chuck]

Gotta finish up my coffee. Gotta practice my Yo yo from 9 to 10. It's all penciled in. I'm staring out the window.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey.

[Chuck]

Eating a jelly donut. That's just one of my perks. Everybody's doing it. Sticking around at work. I'd love to finish up that project. I'd love to finish that report. But first I gotta finish this yogurt and then download some porn. Gotta check out that new chick. I heard she's a flirt. Maybe she'd be up for dickin around at work. Carry around some folders, shuffle around some papers. I just spent two hours adjusting my screensaver. God put you on hold, sir. Your call's important to me. It will be ignored in the order it was received. Oh, I'm a model employee. I always clean the glass. When I finish making photocopies of my ass, I frown. Those with bosses. Yes, sir. Yes, ma'. Am. Not apathetic. I just don't give a damn. Cuz I'm dicking around at work. Yeah. Yes.

[Kristi Lee]

The Bob and Tom show is still

[Christopher]

trying to wake up.

[Tom Griswold]

In the meantime, more Bob and Tom extra.

[Kristi Lee]

Christy Lee.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi.

[Kristi Lee]

She's at the news desk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yep.

[Kristi Lee]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. Sorry, I got mouthful of meat. Me.

[Kristi Lee]

He's got a mouthful of me. Yeah, he does.

[Tom Griswold]

It sounds like that sounds. That sounds like a movie that Josh would be renting.

[Kristi Lee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee. Hello.

[Jeff Oskay]

Bruce Wayne.

[Kristi Lee]

Bruce Wayne and Jeff Oskar. Yeah, a mouthful of me.

[Tom Griswold]

So your friend calls himself Bruce Wayne.

[Bob Kevoian]

He is not. I don't know Bruce Wayne. I know someone who shot with Bruce Wayne.

[Kristi Lee]

No, now, later this afternoon, if not later this morning. Tom, did you know that Jeff Oscar has a friend in the porn business?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you were telling me that.

[Kristi Lee]

I'm sorry, in the porno business.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so you were telling me that you know. So you know the woman.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know the woman.

[Tom Griswold]

That. And she was in a scene with Bruce Wayne.

[Bob Kevoian]

With Bruce.

[Tom Griswold]

A guy that calls himself Bruce Wayne.

[Kristi Lee]

And is it a.

[Tom Griswold]

Can I ask?

[Bob Kevoian]

A.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he an Asian of Asian heritage?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, he is a. He is of Aces heritage. Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

Unusual.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not in the porn industry.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean. I mean, to have the name Wang, one would think he would be of Chinese origin.

[Bob Kevoian]

I never considered that.

[Tom Griswold]

I just assumed.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, Tom, he's not called Wang because of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, people think you're Asian because your last name is Lee. I get that all the time.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

I saw Christy. I couldn't believe she was a blonde white chick. And I told you, Chrissy. Where were we?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, a Maverick gas station in Montrose, Colorado is unable to sell diesel after an RV driver emptied its waste tank into the station's diesel supply.

[Kristi Lee]

Whoops.

[Tom Griswold]

That's notice pulling a Dave Matthews.

[Jeff Oskay]

The incident was brought to light by a Facebook user who wrote, quote, they dumped into the large manhole covers near the road, directly into the diesel tank. They have a dedicated dump at the larger pumps, but I guess someone decided to undo the manhole and dump there.

[Tom Griswold]

They need better signs.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

An employee told Cowboy State Daily. Ooh, how do we not get that here?

[Kristi Lee]

How you doing, Cowboy State Daily? Can I ask you what you're doing to further the image of a cowboy?

[Jeff Oskay]

The pumps were shut down. As a result, nothing.

[Kristi Lee]

Kiss my ass.

[Jeff Oskay]

Gas station will need to pump everything out of the tank and thoroughly clean it before it's operational again.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know the famous Dave Matthews Story?

[Bob Kevoian]

Was that in Chicago?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. On August 8, 2004, a tour bus belonging to the Dave Matthews Band dumped an estimated 800 pounds of human waste from the bus's black water tank. 800 pounds through the Kinsey Street Bridge in Chicago onto an open top passenger sightseeing boat.

[Jeff Oskay]

How does that.

[Bob Kevoian]

What? I didn't know it was onto a boat.

[Jeff Oskay]

800 pounds, Tom, that bus wouldn't move. Think about that.

[Kristi Lee]

This. This has a lot different story than I remember.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't remember gallons. I don't remember those gallons.

[Kristi Lee]

Sightseeing boats.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it wouldn't be solid waste.

[Jeff Oskay]

It would be both.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, it's floating.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't do two on the bus.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, well, you. Some people do.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, after A big, big gig is the celebratory. Sit down.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, there's.

[Tom Griswold]

They had to pay a $200,000 fine.

[Chuck]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's. That's.

[Kristi Lee]

So it would have been okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The band wasn't on the bus. It wasn't their fault, obviously.

[Kristi Lee]

What sightseeing are you seeing from that river in a boat?

[Tom Griswold]

You've never seen that?

[Jeff Oskay]

Done this. The Chicago River Cruise.

[Kristi Lee]

I don't know what the hell you would look at.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, you look at all of the beautiful architecture. It's a really cool thing.

[Kristi Lee]

That sounds great. I can't believe I haven't done that. All right, how many times have you done it?

[Jeff Oskay]

Twice.

[Kristi Lee]

Twice?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. When you go under that bridge, look out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Open another.

[Jeff Oskay]

You go into a lot of bridges when you're on the tour, actually, but you should try it sometime.

[Kristi Lee]

How long? Like an hour, Two hours.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the driver thinking? Do you think he could get away with it?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, that seems like an autonomous decision. I mean, he didn't ask anybody.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. The band had nothing to do with it, of course.

[Jeff Oskay]

Nearly $500,000 worth of bourbon has been stolen from a Philadelphia warehouse. Noble Oak Bourbon announced the loss of nearly 11,000 bottles in a coordinated cargo theft operation carried out in broad daylight. Company officials asked distributors, retailers, restaurants, bars and consumers to report any suspicious offers involving large quantities of Noble Oak bourbon. Philadelphia PD and the office of the FBI are investigating.

[Tom Griswold]

It's interesting, I was reading about this case wasn't. Sort of stealthily. It wasn't a bunch of guys sneaking up to a warehouse and apparently they. These guys walked up and they. They had papers and. Oh yeah, they had credentials and everything was. Appeared to be above board. They were shipping it to wherever and they just.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you put on one of those orange reflective vests, you can get away with anything.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, yeah, you have that in a clipboard.

[Chuck]

You.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you're good.

[Kristi Lee]

You're golden.

[Tom Griswold]

But they think it was a computer hack of some sort and they had the right codes and they walked up and then we're supposed to pick this stuff up.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay, take it down.

[Tom Griswold]

But they stole alcohol based bourbon.

[Chuck]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

What other bourbon is there.

[Kristi Lee]

As opposed to.

[Tom Griswold]

There's the.

[Kristi Lee]

Supposed to Meat based.

[Tom Griswold]

They make non alcoholic bourbon.

[Christopher]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

If they'd stolen that. If they'd stolen that.

[Kristi Lee]

Have you ever seen anybody so intelligent and so stupid all at the same time? No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna say if. If they stood. If they.

[Jeff Oskay]

If they.

[Kristi Lee]

This better be worth.

[Tom Griswold]

If they stole the non alcoholic bourbon, they'd never catch them because It'd be zero proof. You see? Non alcoholic worm.

[Kristi Lee]

All right, Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that they make that stuff, by the way.

[Jeff Oskay]

They make. I have never seen the bourbons.

[Kristi Lee]

They make non alcoholic bourbon.

[Tom Griswold]

They make non alcoholic everything except for mocktails.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I know. For mocktails, but I've seen non alcoholic.

[Kristi Lee]

Non alcoholic vodka.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chuck]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes called water.

[Kristi Lee]

So they're. You're drinking the. The scent of perfume, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Potato water. That's all it is.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I'm looking up non alcoholic bourbon.

[Kristi Lee]

Also. Look up the Chicago river crew was one of the next ones.

[Jeff Oskay]

I can get you on one today.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, man, I bet you can.

[Bob Kevoian]

I bet there's a ton of open seats.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, they're a non alcoholic bourbon. Yeah, there are a ton of them, actually. Ritual zero proof liars. American mold. Yeah, you're lying because it's fun. Free spirits.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they give them nicknames that are like, almost close, like Jake Daniels?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I'm just.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they spiritless?

[Jeff Oskay]

Kentucky 74.

[Kristi Lee]

These are shove Us, Shove Us Regal or.

[Jeff Oskay]

Who knew? A user on Reddit asked non Americans what is seen as American by their countries. One user replied, in Hungary, an American kitchen means it's not walled off from the living room. Oh, like an open concept.

[Kristi Lee]

So they have. They don't open the house.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, apparently in Hungary they don't have that. Another said that Norway labels bags of frozen diced carrots, peas, and other veggies as American mix.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's like we. We have French fries.

[Kristi Lee]

Freedom fries.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I mean, in other words, if you say, I want the American mix over there, it means whatever. Mixed vegetables.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. One commenter said ranch dressing is known as American dressing in many countries. Cool Ranch Doritos are marketed as cool American internationally.

[Tom Griswold]

And we were talking about the movie or the. The Royale. What is it?

[Kristi Lee]

The Royale with Cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

Royale with Cheese. That's that scene.

[Jeff Oskay]

Pulp Fiction.

[Tom Griswold]

In Pulp Fiction, they're talking about the Quarter Pounder.

[Kristi Lee]

The Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

[Jeff Oskay]

At an expat bar in Hungary to celebrate American Independence Day, they serve things like hot dogs and drinks come in red solo cups. And they call those American party cups. The Red solo cup.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've heard that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I watched these two travel. It's a couple that. From Portugal that travels all over the world and like, blogs, that kind of thing. And they were excited they were coming to America. They flew into Texas, then they went to California, and then they went to New York. And their first report back from Texas was they were surprised that not everybody had a gun on their side. Like, they thought that everyone Walked around with a cowboy hat and a pistol in a. In a holster. And they're like, oh, we didn't see any guns.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm like, yeah, we don't normally. That's what they thought.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's some more of these American teeth. When teeth are too perfect and too white, they sometimes call them American teeth. Corn dogs in Japan are called American dogs.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I had a corn dog over the weekend.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I'm jealous.

[Kristi Lee]

Is there a decent frozen corn dog? I think that's my only.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, yeah, the state fair one is great.

[Kristi Lee]

I could wait till the state fair and get one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fair brand.

[Kristi Lee]

State fair brand corn dog.

[Bob Kevoian]

Corn dogs, they're pretty fire.

[Chuck]

All right. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

You put them in the air fryer.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. I just did it in the Come with a stick. Well, I did your joke about the manual kids.

[Tom Griswold]

The wiener mobile.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And all three of my kids go, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Do they know what a stick is?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Kristi Lee]

No, I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I explained in the context of a stick shift.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Of a manual transmission.

[Bob Kevoian]

I told it just like you told it. I gave way too much explanation up front what a stick shift was.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you did a callback to it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they just. I. I tried it, man. Maggie giggled.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The joke is that the wiener mobile, the corn dog version, has a manual transition because it's a stick.

[Christopher]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You see?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

Okay.

[Kristi Lee]

That term has to be going away. Stick shift.

[Shopify Announcer]

Right?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chuck]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, but it's fun to drive them.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Makes it. Although it does make it a to text.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, you gotta time it when you're out on the highway. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. This is interesting. In some countries, a large refrigerator. Sorry, Refrigerator. Sorry.

[Kristi Lee]

What do they call fritters in other countries?

[Tom Griswold]

A large refrigerator.

[Kristi Lee]

You did it again.

[Bob Kevoian]

Third time's a charm.

[Kristi Lee]

Here we go.

[Jeff Oskay]

You guys, I'm not laughing because I've had this happen to me.

[Tom Griswold]

It's called. It's no pressure. This says it's called an American fridge.

[Jeff Oskay]

A refrigerator.

[Tom Griswold]

A large refrigerator.

[Jeff Oskay]

There you go.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sorry.

[Kristi Lee]

We have so much of everything. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is especially weird because half our stuff's made in China, so. But who knows? I see. Do you know today's best friend's day?

[Jeff Oskay]

I did know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know that, Jeff?

[Kristi Lee]

I did not.

[Tom Griswold]

You just went to visit one of your best friends over the week.

[Kristi Lee]

If not my. My only best friend. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

National best friends day. U.S. congress decided to devote a day each year in tribute to close friends back in 1935.

[Tom Griswold]

So, Jeff, do what you usually do. And send your best friend a picture of your penis.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wow.

[Kristi Lee]

What would you do if you. What would you do if you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think she would like that.

[Kristi Lee]

You're implying he sends a picture of himself to look at him. He's laughing.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you're hilarious. That he thinks it's weird to send a D pic.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's incredibly weird.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, not really.

[Tom Griswold]

When is the last time you did that?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's pretty much last time I did it.

[Kristi Lee]

The way things are done.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me. I'll give you a little more comfort here so you don't have to embarrass yourself. Have you sent a D pick in the last five years?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

It's got to be to your.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, your lady.

[Jeff Oskay]

Your lady, of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's like, what are you doing at work? And I was like, here, let me show you.

[Kristi Lee]

Hilarious. Yeah, that's solid. That's solid humor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought it was cold.

[Kristi Lee]

Tom. I'm gonna ask you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm shaking.

[Kristi Lee]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna text you later. I'm going to go, hey, buddy. What are you doing at work? What are you doing at work? And then you send me. I'll show you what I'm doing now. You send me your. Me and Mr. Johnson are here.

[Tom Griswold]

Without getting too personal, Was it. Was it angry in the photograph?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Well, you are going to send a knot like you don't want to see.

[Jeff Oskay]

No. Why would you do that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Nobody wants a flaccid. Yeah, you don't even want to see your own flaccid.

[Kristi Lee]

You don't want to hear the term Lip. You don't want to hear that.

[Tom Griswold]

Whenever I hear flaccid, I think of. I think of those pickles. Classic.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, the holiday best.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sorry. We're still doing Best Friends Day. You're not supposed to send D pics to your buddies.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think so. It's given rise to a handful of other friendship themed days for celebration, including just Friendship Day, Women's Friendship Day, and even an entire week called Old Friends, New Friends Week.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Jesus.

[Jeff Oskay]

Almost all of the celebrations of friendship occur in the same pathetic.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't you just get friends the normal way? So if it's Best Friend's Day, I'm gonna his best friend. So instead of texting Godwin, get your ass back to work. I'll say, hey, how are you feeling?

[Kristi Lee]

So that would be your call, Pat Godwin, because I remember he wasn't in the top five not that long ago. And I. I can tell you this. Godwin remembers it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, what's coming up, Christy Lee?

[Jeff Oskay]

The largest LEGO set ever has been unveiled. Did you guys see this? And it has something to do with the Pope over the weekend.

[Kristi Lee]

I saw that and I can't remember.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't it a thousand bucks?

[Chuck]

It's.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, we'll tell you.

[Kristi Lee]

No, it's gotta be.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's not. It's not a thousand bucks.

[Kristi Lee]

What was it?

[Jeff Oskay]

It's 12, 000 plus pieces.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a Lego Pope.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, no, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can build a Pope out of lego.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, maybe, but this. Never mind. I tried to. Never mind. The Pope is in Spain. Did I give you a hint as to what it is?

[Chuck]

Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, I saw that. And they had. Oh, yeah, they had the Pope Mobile there. Do they.

[Kristi Lee]

I saw that.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have to drive that thing everywhere or do they. Can it fit on a plane,

[Kristi Lee]

The Popemobile?

[Tom Griswold]

Because, I mean, it's.

[Kristi Lee]

I think they go wherever they go. They probably have one waiting, I would think.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm saying, do they have to drive it there? The thing's huge. It stands up and it's got a big.

[Kristi Lee]

I'll say it again. Say they're. They're flying to Venezuela. They're going to have a Popemobile waiting in Venezuela. Not on the plane with the Pope.

[Bob Kevoian]

They built a new one every, every time.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, I would think.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if they can. Maybe they can break it down.

[Kristi Lee]

You guys are saying they build. They. I'm out of.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm saying they have two or three, and they. Yeah, they fly them in like a cargo plane, like they do for the President. Hits car.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, the President, he's in a regular limo. I mean, or a. Like an suv, like a Suburban that's got all this stuff over armor on it.

[Jeff Oskay]

The mobile has flown to Spain in a large military military cargo.

[Kristi Lee]

Nope. Military.

[Jeff Oskay]

Military, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, when they's done, ahead of his visit, could I possibly speak. I can't speak English.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, no, it's my fault. I. I'm stumbling on my words. When he's done with it, do they put that on the market?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, they take it back to Rome.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nobody. No.

[Tom Griswold]

But could you buy, like, a used Pope

[Kristi Lee]

at Artie's Pope Mobile?

[Tom Griswold]

I know, I know. I know a couple guys that have a big enough ego, they'd want one.

[Kristi Lee]

I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

Arnie, look it up.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm bringing it.

[Kristi Lee]

There's the Pope. Look at that Pope. Look at that sharp Pope movie.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll be coming to the party. I'll be coming to the party standing up in my. My Pope Mobile.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Pope Mobile always reminds me of that game Trouble.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, with the little bubble.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like I want to pop it and see the Pope bounce around in there.

[Kristi Lee]

That's called the Pop o Matic or something.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes. Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

What? Do we know what kind of vehicle a Popemobile is? Is it.

[Kristi Lee]

It's a 67 Ford gallon?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm wondering, is it. Is it. I assume. I would hope it's Italian. Is it like a Ferrari or a Fiat or a Alfa Romeo? Something cool.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're saying Cadillac? It's not a Cadillac.

[Tom Griswold]

American made?

[Jeff Oskay]

No,

[Kristi Lee]

retrofitted Golf.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's a Mercedes Benz, according to this. No, that can't be right. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Pope doesn't live in Germany. Come on. Support your local Mercedes Benz.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, is it Pope Francis? That's not it. This can't be right. Okay, hold on. I'll keep looking.

[Tom Griswold]

You keep looking. I'm going to tell you about.

[Kristi Lee]

You keep asking questions. That's helping.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.