B&T Extra: Bug ASALT gun, the Dixie Cup plant, & Ranch Dressing

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Extra: Bug ASALT Gun, the Dixie Cup Plant, and Ranch Dressing (July 31, 2026)

Episode Overview

This episode of The Bob & Tom Show Extra takes listeners on a lively romp through oddball Americana, food quirks, and a dose of the surreal as the hosts riff on the wonders of the bug salt gun (known as Bug ASALT), roadside attractions like the Dixie Cup water tower, and the very American obsession with ranch dressing—even when flying internationally. The show quickly spirals into hilarious banter about class reunions, personal nicknames, incarceration, and ends with Jeff Oskay’s signature "news we failed to mention" segment.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Bug ASALT Gun: Odd Yet Useful

• [02:14 - 03:35]
  • Tom introduces the “Bug Assault” (Bug ASALT gun): a toy gun shooting table salt for picking off flies, complete with a laser sight and a special 250th Anniversary Liberty Edition (“red, white, and blue sort of large pistol”).
  • Listeners write in, including Ryan from Boonville, MO, and Greg from Kalamazoo, suggesting Tom get the new edition.
  • The crew marvels at never having seen it before, especially as an item spotted at Bass Pro Shops.
• Quote:
  • “[Bug Assault] is a sort of a toy gun that shoots salt and apparently very handy for going out in the porch and picking off flies.” — Tom [02:17]
  • "You might want to wait for the anniversary edition...it’s just coming out, so we’ll have to get one in here and give it a shot." — Tom [03:12]

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2. The Dixie Cup Water Tower: Americana on Display

• [03:35 - 04:45]
  • Megan shares a letter from Richard in Lexington, KY, about the former Dixie cup plant’s water tower (shaped like a giant Dixie Cup).
  • The cast screens a photo and jokes about its realism. Tom reminisces about built-in Dixie cup holders.
• Quote:
  • “The former Dixie cup plant there has their water tower in the shape of a big Dixie Cup.” — Megan Klingerberg [03:36]
  • "That sure does look like a Dixie Cup." — Tom [04:01]

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3. Ranch Dressing: The TSA Saga

• [05:04 - 08:29]
  • Christopher reports on the TSA’s reminder for World Cup fans—limit ranch dressing in carry-ons to 3.4 ounces, pack larger containers in checked bags, and “please avoid chugging ranch dressing outside security.”
  • Tom jokes about “smuggling it in your Hidden Valley,” then notes that Kraft has introduced TSA-compliant ranch kits (“little suitcase with tiny TSA approved sized things of ranch dressing”).
  • There’s amazement that ranch isn’t popular in Europe. They digress into how long ranch safely sits unrefrigerated and the specifics of powdered versus prepared.
  • Banter about odd foods on planes and whether a bottle of ranch is riskier than, say, aromatic Subway sandwiches.
• Quotes:
  • "Please avoid chugging ranch dressing outside security. Well, I’m not throwing it away." — Christopher quoting TSA [05:46]
  • "So you can always smuggle it in your hidden valley, if you consider that." — Tom [05:56]
  • "Kraft TSA compliant ranch, a travel friendly way to bring the taste of America home. It looks like a little suitcase..." — Tom [06:03]

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4. Class Reunions, Missing Friends, and Hilarious Speculation

• [09:04 - 16:09]
  • A tangent about searching for missing high school classmates for a 50th reunion.
  • Christopher lists missing names (e.g., Charles Baseman, John Khan) and the crew jokes about whether they’re hiding, deceased, or incarcerated.
  • Tom and Jeff riff on making fake prison photos for missing classmates, and traditional pink-striped prison uniforms.
  • Christopher reveals his high school nickname: “Chuck Deluxe.”
• Quotes:
  • "As a civilian, is there a place I can access a list of everyone who is currently incarcerated in this country?" — Tom [14:45]
  • "Did you have a nickname in high school?" — Tom
    "Not till very junior, senior year." — Christopher
    "What was your nickname?" — Tom
    "Chuck Deluxe." — Christopher [13:41-13:51]
  • "Has it occurred to you maybe they don’t want to be found...by you?" — Jeff Oskay [13:34-13:36]
• Memorable moment:
  • The idea of dosed reunion food:
    • "What you do is you load them with LSD and you dose the whole..." — Tom [15:21]
    • "Then you go to jail." — Megan [15:27]

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5. "News We Failed to Mention" with Jeff Oskay

• [16:22 - 18:55]
  • Segment highlights weird news the main show passed over:
    • Friends dating exes: “Hey man, if you’re a glutton for punishment, have at her.”
    • Woman rescued after three days in “quick mud”: “I know a lot of women who would pay big money to have three days to themselves in a mud bath.”
    • Laxatives improve memory: “They will help you remember to change your underwear.”
    • Vacant house overrun by snakes: “You can get rid of the snakes...but then it’s back to rats and mice.”
    • Self-pleasure before bed: “Wife laying next to you may not appreciate your little science experiment.”
    • Golden retriever kissing booth: "What happened to the actual kissing booths where you kiss chicks at the fair? … You never see the girl like two weeks later—her lips are just riddled with herpe cold sores, she’s got pink eye."
• Quotes:
  • “We give you a lot of the news each week. We don’t give you all the news.” — Jeff Oskay [16:21]
  • “Not to sound old fashioned, but what happened to the actual kissing booths where you kiss chicks at the fair?...Now it’s a golden retriever.” — Jeff Oskay [18:10-18:45]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Bug ASALT Gun advancements:
  "There's a laser beam site available for the bug salt gun..." — Tom [02:17]
• On ranch dressing and TSA compliance:
  “Please avoid chugging ranch dressing outside security.” — TSA via Christopher [05:46]
• On high school reunions:
  “The way to make it fun is you go backwards. You start assuming they’re dead.” — Tom [10:29]
• On nicknames:
  “Chuck Deluxe.” — Christopher [13:51]
• On kissing booths:
  “You never see the girl like two weeks later...her lips are just riddled with herpe cold sores...but hey, there’s a golden retriever kissing booth. That’s adorable.” — Jeff Oskay [18:35-18:45]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Bug ASALT Gun Intro & Discussion: [02:14 - 03:35]
• Dixie Cup Water Tower: [03:35 - 04:45]
• TSA & Ranch Dressing Rules: [05:04 - 08:29]
• Class Reunion Antics: [09:04 - 16:09]
• Jeff Oskay's "News We Failed to Mention": [16:22 - 18:55]

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Tone & Style

The tone is irreverent, playful, and heavily driven by riffing banter and running gags among the cast. The show is conversational, with plenty of good-natured teasing, wordplay, and a focus on the absurdities of everyday American culture. The humor ranges from clever one-liners to longer, escalating tangents.

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Useful for New Listeners

This summary walks you through the episode’s bizarre American gadgets, food obsessions, and group nostalgia, while giving you a taste of the hosts’ unique chemistry and running jokes. You’ll feel right at home with their blend of lightheartedness, nostalgia, gentle mockery, and offbeat news—no listening required.

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Transcript

[Jeff Oskay]

Welcome back.

[Tom]

It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher.

[Christopher]

Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on the big show today. Bug assault gun, plus the Dixie cup plant and ranch dressing. It's all coming up in just a minute. Jim Rome takes on sports.

[Tom]

I will always have a complicated relationship with this game, but people evolve. So do sports. Do not make me regret this. Do not make me devolve back to that guy that so many clones wish that I still was. And do not embarrass the entire country. Now I can go back. I can get there fast. Lose tonight and you got a real problem. Do not blow it.

[Christopher]

The Jim Rome show podcast.

[Tom]

You've been warned.

[Christopher]

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[Jeff Oskay]

Some Martin. I ain't never played one of these. He tried to paddle to San Diego and a wave took him out to sea and he washed up on the beach at Waikiki. He's the only illegal Mexican in Honolulu. He's only 20 minutes and found him a roofing job to do. Yeah, they don't know if they going to run him off or if they're going to let him stay, but it's looking good cause they're already calling him Don Jose.

[Christopher]

Yeah, that's about as far as nice jazz chords there. Wow. We know what you need. Here's another healthy dose of Bob and Tom Extra.

[Tom]

Got a special letter here, a little bit of an alert.

[Christopher]

All right.

[Tom]

I had not heard of the bug salt gun, the Bug Assault they call it, which is a sort of a toy gun that shoots salt and apparently very handy for going out in the porch and picking off flies. And But I've received two interesting things. First of all, Tom, you'll want to know this writes Ryan from Boonville, Missouri. There is a laser beam site available for the bug salt gun. It's an adjustable laser for the fly gun salt shooter. Now they also have someone is also Greg in Kalamazoo has sent me a photograph of the Bug Assault 250th Anniversary Liberty Edition. It's a red, white and blue sort of large pistol. Once again, these shoot table salt. And he goes, you might want to wait because I said I wanted to get one this week and you might want to wait for the anniversary edition. Apparently it's just coming out, so we'll have to get one in here and give it a shot out on the porch. But it looks like a lot of fun.

[Christopher]

Do fishermen use these? Is that where you were familiar with it, John. I saw it at a Bass Pro. Oh, okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

But I. Yeah.

[Christopher]

You've never used.

[Jeff Oskay]

I've never used one.

[Christopher]

Okay. All right.

[Tom]

We have a lot of fans out there.

[Christopher]

Seems like a natural.

[Megan Klingerberg]

Yeah.

[Tom]

I don't know how I went through life without hearing about this.

[Megan Klingerberg]

I have a letter.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Megan Klingerberg]

This will be of interest to you, Tom. This is from Richard in Lexington, Kentucky. The former Dixie cup plant there has their water tower in the shape of a big Dixie Cup. Oh. So it's.

[Christopher]

I think that's worth the drive. Well, to check it out.

[Megan Klingerberg]

The Dixie cup water tower. I don't know if you can see this. It's the. There you go. Jason has it.

[Christopher]

There it is.

[Megan Klingerberg]

Yeah.

[Tom]

That sure does look like a Dixie Cup.

[Christopher]

What do you mean? It's an identity.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like, it's way more real looking than I would have thought.

[Christopher]

Absolutely. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's.

[Tom]

It's wider at the top than at the bottom.

[Christopher]

Hunt would please you. That looks exactly like I. Dixie said. That's what I said.

[Tom]

We were talking about Dixie cups and the. The built into the wall. Dixie cup holder and the sleeve. That's something.

[Christopher]

That's a problem. It's just a cup. It's not that.

[Jeff Oskay]

That part that Tom really wants to.

[Christopher]

Oh, no, no.

[Tom]

That's right. No, no, no.

[Christopher]

But every time we talk about Dixie Cups, he doesn't think anyone knows what it is, so he has to go through. Now. It's a container that. A sleeve on the wall.

[Tom]

The factory closed, huh?

[Megan Klingerberg]

Well, I think they got moved to a different place.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Christopher]

Okay. I didn't hear the factory clothes part. I just thought the water tower part.

[Megan Klingerberg]

The water tower. You can't, because the.

[Christopher]

Is this some kind of damn NAFTA thing we're in the middle of now? Is that what happened? Good Lord. What have we done now?

[Tom]

Well, let's just push forward here. What have you got going on in the sporting scene?

[Christopher]

The TSA is reminding World cup fans about their restrictions on taking ranch dressing onto planes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, they're trying to take it home now.

[Christopher]

What do we know about these situations? There must be a problem. Too many people trying to get ranch dressing out of the country. The TSA says in a posting, if you're visiting for a very large sporting event and you happen to discover for the first time in your life, ranch dressing, please pack it in your checked bag on the way home. And, oh, by the way, the TSA added, if you're traveling within the United States, make sure to keep your carry on sauces to 3.4 ounces or less. And place any large containers of ranch dressing in your checked bags. And finally, the TSA had this warning. Please avoid chugging ranch dressing outside security. Well, I'm not throwing it away. The airline.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's what they're saying.

[Christopher]

That's right. Wow, this stuff is too good. I ain't throwing it away, ladies.

[Tom]

So you can, you can always smuggle it in your hidden valley, if you consider that.

[Christopher]

Gals, have you thought about that?

[Tom]

This just in. This is an Instagram from Kraft, not Hidden Valley. They are introducing Kraft TSA compliant Ranch, a travel friendly way to bring the taste of America home. And it looks like a little suitcase with little tiny TSA approved sized things of ranch dressing.

[Megan Klingerberg]

Somebody was on that quickly, weren't they?

[Tom]

Yeah, it's. But it. Now this, this says coming soon.

[Megan Klingerberg]

Oh, okay.

[Tom]

Great for tourists. And then it says home of the free and brave and ranch dressing. So look for a TSA compliant ranch dressing kit. Coming soon. So I gather ranch is not a thing over in Europe.

[Christopher]

It must not be.

[Tom]

And it doesn't have to be refrigerated, obviously, until you open it. Is that how it works?

[Christopher]

If you have one of those packets. Yeah. Mustard, ketchup, mayonnaise, ranch dressing in a little packet. Right.

[Tom]

Is that the one? Oh, no.

[Jeff Oskay]

Even a ranch bottle?

[Tom]

Yeah, that'll be.

[Christopher]

Yeah, you can leave it out on the counter.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's typically how they're sold. No, just their shelf.

[Christopher]

But they're sealed though. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom]

Once they're open, they get to refrigerate.

[Megan Klingerberg]

Right.

[Christopher]

Once you get it home and open, you got to leave it on. Now leave it.

[Tom]

If you buy the ranch in the powder packets.

[Christopher]

Yes. You mix it yourself.

[Tom]

What do you have to add?

[Christopher]

We have to have gooey stuff. Hey, Christine. Have to have. Add mayonnaise.

[Megan Klingerberg]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Tom]

Well, it's nice that ranch is. Ranch is getting its day in the sun, if you will. But as are they.

[Megan Klingerberg]

You could take the ranch dressing. Comes in those little cup things like guacamole does, like individual servings.

[Christopher]

Oh, ramekin.

[Megan Klingerberg]

Yeah. You could take those on a plane.

[Tom]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah. But obviously that. I think that the TSA is having some fun with this, particularly when they ended it with. Don't chug it outside security.

[Christopher]

But have you ever TSA has fun with anything? Have you ever been on a plane and somebody has opened up a specially aromatic dinner?

[Tom]

Oh, yeah.

[Christopher]

Like the chicken teriyaki from Subway, which is.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's like, that's, that's on a lot of planes.

[Christopher]

Yeah, that seems to be in a lot of planes. Yeah. And it just fills the cabin.

[Jeff Oskay]

It does.

[Tom]

But the ranch dressing is okay. It's not like you're transporting C4. It's just the size, the quantity.

[Christopher]

You can't.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Tom]

You can't have more than a much shampoos.

[Christopher]

And your ranch dressing, though, explodes with flavor.

[Jeff Oskay]

It certainly does.

[Tom]

There you go. They're not going to have ranch dressing

[Christopher]

sniffing dogs that they've trained before they invented ranch dressing. And you and I were both kids when ranch dressing started. Did you. Were you a Thousand island guy?

[Tom]

Oh, no, I was always in it. I was always a wishbone Italian.

[Christopher]

No kidding. Oil and vinegar from more or less

[Tom]

Wishbone Italian makes a nice, nice marinade. Oh.

[Christopher]

Oh, no, they do.

[Tom]

Said the M word in front of you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I was daydreaming.

[Tom]

Don't worry about it. Okay. We were talking about school days and the fact that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Not the Spike Lee joint.

[Tom]

I was.

[Christopher]

You know what? Speaking of this, should I read my list again of people I'm looking for for the 50th anniversary of my high school reunion?

[Tom]

Oh, no.

[Megan Klingerberg]

Did you find anybody?

[Christopher]

Not yet, but I really haven't looked. That's the thing.

[Megan Klingerberg]

Are you looking for good or for bad?

[Christopher]

For good. We just haven't seen one guy who

[Jeff Oskay]

was right in town.

[Christopher]

Well, yeah, evidently they're looking for one guy.

[Tom]

And he's famous.

[Christopher]

He's an. He's a optometrist mogul. He's got a. A chain of.

[Jeff Oskay]

He owns that in plain sight.

[Tom]

Literally.

[Christopher]

Anyway, I thought it would be funny. I got this email. You ever do something, say yes to something when you're in a great mood and then that passes and you think,

[Jeff Oskay]

why did I say that's 80 of my life?

[Megan Klingerberg]

Exactly.

[Tom]

There's a. That's a category everybody can fill job.

[Christopher]

So I got an email from Carol and she says, can you help us? Would anybody be willing to help Looking for our. Do her voice.

[Tom]

So you got members of your class in high school are missing.

[Christopher]

I got put in charge of Charles Baseman and John Khan.

[Megan Klingerberg]

You just have to find those two.

[Christopher]

Those two? That's all I'm in charge of. But they're Janet and Mary and Dave and Terry and Vicki and Mike also have to come up with these other two people.

[Tom]

Well, did you find the two you're supposed to find?

[Christopher]

No, but we're gonna find them. But in my defense, I have not looked.

[Megan Klingerberg]

Okay?

[Christopher]

So it's amazing how little can be

[Jeff Oskay]

done when you apply. No Effort.

[Tom]

The way to make it fun. The way to make it fun is you go backwards. You start assuming they're dead. Oh, so start with obituaries.

[Christopher]

I did.

[Megan Klingerberg]

Look, in obituaries, she announced that one

[Christopher]

guy was dead who wasn't Charles Baseman.

[Jeff Oskay]

Tom, can we up the.

[Megan Klingerberg]

But it was Tom that I was like.

[Tom]

Up the.

[Megan Klingerberg]

Andy, go ahead.

[Jeff Oskay]

Don't just assume they're dead. Assume they were murdered.

[Megan Klingerberg]

Oh, there.

[Christopher]

Yes. And we had to bring in an urban helper to their family.

[Tom]

Or you could just. You could lie, say that they're currently incarcerated. Yes, they could be.

[Christopher]

That's what I was thinking.

[Tom]

They could go to jail.

[Megan Klingerberg]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

And Janet Newhart, I like her. She was. She had a very. Is there a say about the show? Am I telling a story? Yes. He was talking. I. I've got headphones. I hear my voice.

[Tom]

You're about to slander someone.

[Jeff Oskay]

What did Janet Newhart say?

[Christopher]

She's nice. She's. She works in healthcare, and some of her patients really love our show. And we really know. She said. I never understood it until. That's what she told me. And I was very nice.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's nice.

[Tom]

You're not going to put a tag on this, then somehow.

[Megan Klingerberg]

No.

[Christopher]

No, I'm not. Okay. Anyway. No, I'm looking for Charles Baseman and John Khan.

[Tom]

They're in Ohio somewhere. In theory.

[Christopher]

Bs. M. A M. Like first baseman.

[Megan Klingerberg]

That's helpful.

[Tom]

As. As a civilian. Is there a place I can access a list of everyone who is currently incarcerated in this country?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, wow. I don't know.

[Christopher]

Well, so much for my fun little.

[Megan Klingerberg]

I bet there's a dating app.

[Jeff Oskay]

This is Mr. Slander over here, and he's suggesting the people you're looking for are in jail.

[Tom]

No, they'd be funny.

[Christopher]

Janet's looking for Rocky Garrett and Sherry Johnson.

[Tom]

Here's the thing. Let's just say. Let's just say Garrett. Let's just say Osgood Crumbfuffle. The guy you're looking for.

[Christopher]

Ozzy.

[Tom]

Let's just say he's incarcerated. What you would. Do you have pj, Our art director, get a picture of this guy from high school and then put him in one of those red and white striped prison suits. Have a big picture of him as they walk into the reunion.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's not in a candy cane factory originally.

[Christopher]

I don't know why he said that. He thinks prisons are like in Paddington. Yeah.

[Tom]

Aren't they doing the pink?

[Christopher]

And that's the biggest.

[Jeff Oskay]

Paddington messed up in the laundry.

[Christopher]

Oh, it's worse than that. That's the big joke in that Paddington movie that someone put a red sock.

[Tom]

That's a great movie. Don't you knock that? Isn't there some sheriff in Arizona?

[Megan Klingerberg]

In Arizona, for a short time.

[Tom]

Everybody in the strip.

[Christopher]

Toy Story 5.

[Jeff Oskay]

Paddington eats Woody and chokes the death.

[Christopher]

Jeff Keerfoot. Now he's the optometer smoker.

[Megan Klingerberg]

Yes.

[Christopher]

Curefoot Optical. Why they can't find.

[Jeff Oskay]

Shouldn't he be a podiatrist?

[Christopher]

Yes.

[Tom]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christopher]

Becky McBroom. I don't know, but she could be a cartoon witch.

[Megan Klingerberg]

All of these people could contact you through the show and that's exactly right.

[Tom]

I thought you only had to find two.

[Christopher]

I do.

[Tom]

Who are the two on your list?

[Christopher]

Charles Baseman. John Khan. But I thought I'd help. John Khan.

[Megan Klingerberg]

Khan. How's that spelled?

[Christopher]

C, O, N, N, like the musical.

[Megan Klingerberg]

Okay.

[Christopher]

Melvin Cordle and Mike Fry.

[Tom]

Has it occurred to you maybe they don't want to be found? I know.

[Megan Klingerberg]

Maybe they don't want their names out there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Does it occur to you they don't want to be found by you?

[Megan Klingerberg]

Yeah, that's definitely true.

[Christopher]

You know.

[Tom]

Did you have a nickname in high school?

[Christopher]

Not till very junior. Senior year.

[Megan Klingerberg]

That's.

[Tom]

That'll count. Two years of high school out of four. What was your nickname?

[Christopher]

You know what my nickname.

[Megan Klingerberg]

It was. No, I don't. Chuck Deluxe.

[Christopher]

Why do you want to do that? He just wanted you to say it.

[Tom]

I love. I love Chuck's Deluxe.

[Christopher]

Something hot off the press you'd like to share with us?

[Megan Klingerberg]

No.

[Christopher]

You started this, mister.

[Tom]

I think Chuck's Deluxe is kind of a cool name.

[Christopher]

Melvin Cordell. Mike Fry. James Miner. Frank Penwell.

[Jeff Oskay]

And.

[Christopher]

I don't think Frank Penwell taught me how to use a hammer. I think that was Dennis Long. My fault.

[Tom]

Good story.

[Christopher]

Chris Perry. Brenda Sorrel.

[Megan Klingerberg]

Okay.

[Christopher]

And Jim Stahl. And Fruity Young.

[Megan Klingerberg]

All right. Fruity Young.

[Jeff Oskay]

Frida.

[Christopher]

Oh, you're making me have to rush, so I mispronouncing.

[Jeff Oskay]

You don't hear them. You don't hear a lot of Fridas anymore.

[Megan Klingerberg]

I like Frida.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Megan Klingerberg]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Pain.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, that's one. I'm just saying if I. If I were to go.

[Christopher]

Band of Gold.

[Jeff Oskay]

If I were to go to a.

[Tom]

Free to Be Dead, by the way.

[Megan Klingerberg]

Oh.

[Tom]

Oh, boy. That song. All that's Left is a band of gold.

[Megan Klingerberg]

I love that song,

[Jeff Oskay]

Chick. Are you looking forward to the whole thing?

[Christopher]

No.

[Megan Klingerberg]

Are you gonna go?

[Tom]

You'll bail.

[Christopher]

No, he's going. He's going.

[Tom]

He's committed.

[Megan Klingerberg]

One follow through a year is this?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Megan Klingerberg]

Oh, sorry.

[Christopher]

I'm going to. Keep it up. Keep it up. Motor mouth.

[Jeff Oskay]

With friends like these, huh?

[Christopher]

Yeah, that's what that is.

[Tom]

I have an idea. I have an idea. Why don't we have. Why don't we have Misooker create a dish called it called the Chuck's Deluxe. Oh, and you could bring a tray of them to the reunion.

[Christopher]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, Aston answered.

[Tom]

And what you do.

[Christopher]

Sometimes it's not. Sometimes the answer is no.

[Tom]

What you do is. What you do is you load them with LSD and you dose the whole

[Megan Klingerberg]

place wrong with you.

[Christopher]

Then you go to jail.

[Megan Klingerberg]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Hey, it's kind of a throwback.

[Christopher]

And then I'll. I'll find these all my classmates, and

[Tom]

you're going to find whatever his name was, Osgood Fingleberry, in prison with you.

[Megan Klingerberg]

But of that list, do you know

[Christopher]

who you would think would be incarcerated?

[Megan Klingerberg]

Don't say anything.

[Christopher]

Yeah, yeah, that guy's in jail.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is it being held at the school?

[Christopher]

No, the London Country Club.

[Tom]

Oh, nice.

[Christopher]

Where actually. Oh, my God, I can't remember. I can't believe I didn't remember this till now. Bob Zany and I did a show at the London Country Club where I received a certificate of. From Ohio for something. Yeah.

[Tom]

So it's not restricted.

[Christopher]

No, no, it's. It's wide open.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

Never mind. I don't think that's right at all.

[Tom]

We are going to be visited via satellite with news we failed to mention.

[Christopher]

There we go. What they do.

[Megan Klingerberg]

I like those glasses.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, thanks, Amazon. $3.

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Hey, I'm Jeff Oskay. I'm here at the failed Dimension news desk. We give you a lot of the news each week. We don't give you all the news. So I'm here to give you the news that we have failed to mention.

[Christopher]

Here's Jeff Oskay.

[Tom]

What happened to the rest of it?

[Jeff Oskay]

That was enough. We learned that most people would not be happy if a friend of theirs was to date one of their exes. Well, you failed to mention the way I feel. Hey, man, if you're a glutton for punishment, have at her.

[Christopher]

Attaboy.

[Jeff Oskay]

A woman was rescued after being stuck for three days, buried up to her head in quick mud. Well, you failed to mention. I know a lot of women who would pay big money to have three days to themselves in a mud bath. She probably dropped, like 10 pounds because she couldn't eat. They could probably sell that for $1,000 a week.

[Megan Klingerberg]

Not wrong.

[Jeff Oskay]

Laxatives may improve your memory. What you Failed to mention. They will help you remember to change your underwear. A vacant home was overrun with snakes. What you failed to mention. Well, you got two choices. You can get rid of the snakes, then you gotta go back to having the rat and mice infestation, or you can live with the snakes. Which one? Your choice

[Christopher]

is Harvey Fierstein, a realtor now.

[Megan Klingerberg]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Scientists have concluded that self pleasure before bed equals a better night's sleep. Well, you failed to mention. Before you try it, just remember that wife laying next to you may not appreciate your little science experiment.

[Christopher]

We had another earthquake last night. I don't know what happened.

[Jeff Oskay]

And finally, some lady set up a kissing booth for. For her golden retriever. Well, you failed to mention. Not to sound old fashioned, but what happened to the actual kissing booths where you kiss chicks at the fair? I can't believe those were actually a thing. That some dad was cool with his teen daughter going down and kissing random men for a nickel. I mean, they don't even make strippers kiss the dude. And you never see the girl like two weeks later. See her face, her lips are just riddled with herpe cold sores. She's got pink eyes. But hey, yeah, there's a golden retriever kissing booth. That's adorable. I'm Jeff Oskin and this has been the news that we failed to mention.

[Megan Klingerberg]

News.

[Tom]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show.

[Christopher]

Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom Xtra, this is Christopher. Take care, everybody. The United States Soccer Federation presents the U.S. soccer Podcast.

[Megan Klingerberg]

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[Christopher]

World cup expert, teaches you everything that

[Megan Klingerberg]

you need to know for this summer's World Cup.

[Tom]

How special is it that we've been able to follow this young group of guys?

[Megan Klingerberg]

It's been such a roller coaster of emotions.

[Christopher]

You can feel the intensity, quite a

[Tom]

bit of time, energy, effort, everything along the way. Way on these guys making the country proud.

[Christopher]

And I think they will this summer.

[Megan Klingerberg]

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[Christopher]

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