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It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on today's big show. Bugles, Tom, Whiskey and a sinking ship. It's all coming up in just a minute. Get in the zone. AutoZone. Welcome to AutoZone. What are you working on today? Worried about your battery and the heat? We get it. You don't want to get stranded somewhere with a car that feels like an oven. We've got you covered. At AutoZone, America's number one battery destination, our free battery testing and charging service can help. And if you need a battery, we'll help you find a new one. No problem. Power through with free battery testing and charging at AutoZone. Get in the zone. AutoZone restrictions apply. Bob and Tom. It's Donny Baker, man. No sooner than I get a 30 cent raise and the economy goes to crap. I never really noticed it until a few weeks ago. I just figured it was people being stupid with their money again. That's amazing what people will blow their money on. I swear to God it is. I mean, I was just starting to be able to put some money away. Now I guess that road trip to Gatlinburg's gonna have to wait at least till I hit the daily four. Hell, only missed it by one last week. So you know it's gonna hit. But during these times of depressions, you just have to make your money go farther. So here's a few easy tips on how to get your Wallet looking like a Big Mac again. The next time you're craving fast food, don't hit the drive through and place an order through the speaker. Just race ahead of the pack, put it in park and storm inside looking all disheveled, saying you, you got my number nine wrong again. Can I see the manager? Our baby can't eat tartar sauce and drink formula, man. They won't ask questions, they'll just throw a bag at you. They don't have to know that your baby happens to be a fire ass hot 23 year old brunette who needs a ride to bartending school. I swear to God she does. Just make sure you don't hit the same side of town more than twice in the same week. Hell, most times you don't even have to ask. I've gone in there before, like a hundred times. Just stood by the counter with my arms crossed and gotten free fries for years. I swear to God it works. Number two, don't waste a hundred bucks on motel rooms for your one night stands here. You got two options. Number one, around one or two o'clock every day right before check in, start coming to motels and seeing which doors are open with a cart parked outside. This is your chance to start hitting on a maid who's cleaning the room anyways. Usually there's still a good 30 minutes left of unlimited porn on the TV, so they've been good and horny since they puffed the pillows. And you're guaranteed clean sheets every time. And. And you'll walk away with your pockets full. Hell, last Christmas I gave my mom Phyllis a year supply of travel size shampoo. She's still amazed I spent that much on her. I swear to God she is. Or take your hundred that you'd spend on one night in a hotel and spread that investment over one month by renting a nice storage unit. Man, I probably had more sex in many barns and storage bins than anybody I know of. And trust me, chicks love it when you take them somewhere rustic. I think it's a safer way to go camping anyways. I mean, what other campground is protected by a chain link fence and floodlights? And who cares if she's married or has a jealous boyfriend. Good luck crashing this party without barbed wire cutters. Bruce. I remember this one time I was dating this maid, she was like 22 and she was Cambodian so she could take the heat. I'm like you angel. You don't even have a job or a 30 cent raise. So if you want to whine about getting a climate Controlled unit. Next time, guess what? You can pay for it. Finally, man, this is easy. You've probably been hearing that every television in the world has to be changed over to high D, which is the the same as hdef. Everybody knows it. All it is, man, is going to digital from analog, and this ain't an option. I mean, FEMA is making everybody do it, even old people. And that's where the money is. Just tell Granny she can't watch the prices right. And watch her hand over the 20s, just like Bob Barker's did for years. It's easy, man. All you need is extension cords, tie wire, some duct tape, oh, and a converter box. Getting a bunch of those is the tricky part. But I know a guy. And if you're a young gal who's fire ass hot in her mid-20s and you need your box hooked up, just put away your money, honey. We can work out a barter deal. I swear to God, we can. Just meet me at Eastland Storage units. I'll leave the door raised for you. I gotta go. We know what you need. Here's another healthy dose of Bob and Tom. Extra. If you're looking at your listening device and wondering, what the hell is that? Chances are it's the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee, Willie Griswold, Pat Godwin. Pat loves to play his guitar when we're off the air instead of on the air. There's Josh Arnold. Tom wouldn't know. He wasn't paying attention. That's true. I got a sneeze. Go. And when Josh's microphone is on. Oh, my God. That's. That sounded like it was satisfying, Tom. I bet that was a good one. That was an orgasm. No, I got to get a squeegee hang. Oh, boy. He's a. As my niece would say, you are disgusting. Hey, by the way, Josh, would you want to go on retreat? But that's Charge, right? No, that's. Oh, that's. Get. Get up. That's not a retreat. It's Red Bully. You know what song. Are you a bugle expert? I am. Is that right? Charge of the Light Brigade. One of my favorite movies. Help me. Yeah, I love. You mean Errol Flynn. Errol Flynn. That's a great movie. Which one? Charge of Life. I'll have to check it out. Road, the 600 and charge of the Light. That great poem. Am I Alone? Yeah, absolutely. More than you'll ever really. You have no idea. Life is suffering, my friend. We're all. I absolutely love the Bette Midler Boogie woogie. Bugle. Oh, I love that, too. I love it. Very fun. You've never been more wrong. You were the rollerblades for that. Was that. Was that. Yeah. Thank you, Pat. Was that popular with. That was. Like your friends in high school at the. At the. At the baths. Bruce, Lance and I and I have gotten together at the baths. I know it's like. It's. But I love that song. It is fun. Yes. We have the Charge of the Light Brigade. And Ace likes that movie. Tom. No, I. None of you guys. Brigade. Yeah. Light. L, I G H D. Yeah. That is the one with the 300. Yeah, it's. Here it is. I just found. Yeah, yeah. Into the valley of Death rode the 600. Ah, that's 300. Tennis. Gerard Butler. That's amazing. Tennyson. Half a league, half a league, half a league onward. Oh, please, do this. Yeah. Man, this is boring. No, it's. It's history, fellas. Sonorous. I can't believe you guys don't think it's fun. Okay. Sorry. Yeah, well, coming up, we're gonna have a special guest joining us in a few minutes. You sound excited about it. Oh, I have a. You're our leader. We take our cue from you. Yeah, yeah. Let's get. I love that. There's. There's the potential of this derailing. Very, very. Oh, potential. There he is. Oh, my goodness. Here, Doc. Come on, sit down. As I live and breathe. Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Tom Whiskey. Frontier. Doctor. Hey, Jer. Good morning, Doc. Always good to see you, my friend. Ace chewing on the old wood. I hear. Gnawing, gnawing. Oh, n. In the wood. Yeah, that's. Doc, you don't have to make any affectations. Now, how the hell was that? That's a kinky sex thing. Okay, take it easy. Don't forget to say good morning to Tom. He gets upset when you don't say. Hey, Tom, how's it going? Oh, great, Doc. Thanks for. Hey, Wilbur. How are you doing, buddy? Hey there, Doc. I guess that is a head. Is a mustache. In. In. What's the word I'm looking for? Work in progress. Yeah, yeah. Take that hat off, Doc. Wow. Patty G's over there. Yeah. It's good to see you, Pat. Good to see you. There's that little saucy vixen, Christy Lee. It's been a while since my exam. That's right. Get in there. Give it. Look. See, Doc, I like to put on a miner's helmet with a little pelvic action. There you go. You get up my Tools, you wacky old saw bones, you. Joshi. It's always a great pleasure. Likewise. Great to see. I know you're a. You're a poet. I, I like to think of myself as a man of words. I don't mean to over exaggerate. No, that means, that means you're, you're exaggerating. You're exaggeration. Yeah. Hyperbolic. Right? That's right. That is the thing you say. I don't want to over exaggerate. But that's a stupid thing. It is a stupid thing to say. What are we doing? Funny. Hilarious. This is the true tale of old Elmer Whiskey. Frontier farmer. Small minded man, really passed his nose. He very protective of his three daughters. Oh yeah, those. Those were some talk about saucy vixens. I'll tell you, you get one whiff of the. The point here is the girls came up to him and said, we've all got dates coming up for Friday night. How about that? I don't know about that. Wait a second. I don't trust these fellas. Tell you what, if they're gonna bring dates, I want these fellas to. To write me a poem to show that they're sophisticated and, and kind gentlemen. Okay. Well, the doorbell rang at the farmhouse Friday evening early. Elmer Whiskey answered the door and this handsome fellow said, hi, I'm Joe. I'm here for Flo. We're gonna go to church and then to the show. Is she ready to go? Oh, okay. All right. Very nice. Elmer Whiskey said, well, that's very impressive. Hi, Joe. I'll go get Flo. She's ready to go. Yeah. Seems like a nice mild mannered fella. Sure. Then Elmer Whiskey hear the bell ring again a few minutes later and. And there's another fellow at the door, very handsome man, had his hair slicked back. And he said, hi, I'm Eddie. I'm here for Betty. We're going to church and then going to get some spaghetti. Is she ready? That sounds like a nice time. A little spaghetti in the church basement. Right this way. Let her go. That's very nice. She's a trend amongst these gentlemen. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Write poems. And the next feller came. I lost track. Is this the third fella came to the door and he presented himself and he said, hi, my name's Chuck. He punched him. He punched him in the face. Naturally. Another true tale. Never get to finish this poem from the old. Thank you. Thank you, Doc. Yet he had spaghetti and. Yeah, it's time now to go across the way to see Christy, my mom always said. Yeah. When she would. We. It wasn't going to the movies. It was, we're going to the show. Did your parents ever. Yes, I was familiar with. Yeah, yes, yes, absolutely. Hey, you guys want to go to the show? And she just meant the movies. Yeah, I'd say the movies. Like a 30s gangster going into movies. See the movies. Movie. Yeah, but there was probably only one, you know, one theater, one movie, the state theater. Go to the show. That's the problem with our culture. There's too much of everything. Yep. Too confusing. Yep. Too many channels. What are you watching right now, Christy? 1923. We talked about that. Yeah, we did. Privately. Privately. Would you stop? Oh, was that a little pillow talk this morning between you? Yeah, that's right. Pat and I were talking about enjoyed last night's episode. We did, actually. You got one of your pubes in my teeth right now. We're watching basketball at my house. Four screens. Whatever that. Oh, my God, that Texas game was awesome last night. Basketball fever. What have you watched? March? I haven't been watching TV this week. I got some shows. I'm watching Severance. I'm watching the Pit. I'm watching the Daredevil show. To be honest, full disclosure, this is where Severance, this mo. This music is from Severance. Actually, it's a called labor of Love, but. And it was written in the 40s or 50s. But this is. I think you'd like Severance if you started watching this. Yeah, it's a bit about it. It's troubling. Very, very busy. You know what my problem is with Severance? I don't think that there. It can possibly pay off. The way they build it up, people are worried it's going to have sort of a loss. The first season was they. It paid off pretty well. But I don't know about the second. I have only wonder if this conversational payoff. I don't think so. I'm gonna say nowhere. Well, what are you watching, Josh? I wouldn't dare to bore everybody with it. Oh, I know you now the current show. I watch Yellowjackets, Yellow Jackets. Did you finish the epic porno trilogy All Hands on Dick? I did finish the trilogy. And like most trilogies, part two is the best. Really? Yeah. Okay, good. Also, I didn't say this. I'm watching the pit. Drew Powell is in the pit. Yes, he is. Without giving any spoilers. I never cared for him. Drew plays maybe the worst guy of all time. He is just a dick and he does it great. Oh, that's funny. That's a really great job and it's awesome, awesome seeing him in something, but, man, I hate that. Actually, I can get you to watch the Pit because one of the stars of it, the lady who kind of runs the Pit, the older lady, her, she used to be boyfriend, girlfriend with Dennis Hopper. So maybe you would like to go watch that. Wow. Okay. Yeah, I just have been. You know, I'll watch it. Ace watches probably the most tv, but you know what he does when he doesn't watch tv? Oh, wait, wait a minute. We're gonna get. Oh, my goodness. It's like thunder and lightning. Yeah. And his hunger is frightening. He likes to gnaw on wood. Yeah, baby. As a child. Oh, nice. Thank you, man. Nice call back. No, we appreciate it. Who are knock on wood? Was that Steve Crop? Eddie? Is that Eddie Floyd or. I don't know, I'm not sure. Hang on. We're not having a conversation, Josh. I wasn't engaged in. Hang on. Okay, Sorry. You know they're raising taxes in St. Louis. Did you hear? They are. What do you got? Explorers have discovered the wreckage of a cargo ship that sank in Lake Superior storm more than 130 years ago. Sweet baby. The Western Reserve, one of the first all steel cargo ships to traverse the lakes, was supposed to be one of the safest ships afloat. We heard about that with the Titanic, didn't we? One summer voyage, however, the 300 foot ship encountered a gale on Lake Superior that cracked the vessel in half and sank it. Last July, explorers from the Great Lakes Shipwreck Historical Society. I insist that you try that again because it's only going to get worse. I can't wait. Shrimp wreck. Last July, explorers from the Great Lakes Shipwreck Historical Society pinpointed the Western Reserve off Michigan's Upper Peninsula. 27 people perished in the shink. In shinking. So close. You know what it reminded me of, though? Did you hear Peninsula reminded me of municipal? A little bit. Yeah. That's a tough one. 27 people perished in the sinking, including the ship's owner, Peter Minch and his family. And by the way, I don't mean to be too serious here, but they're now first responders are shifting their efforts from rescue to recovery for the lost souls. Yes, by the way, been 130 years. They figure a lot of time. A Wisconsin Marine Historical Society summary of the Western Reserve notes the Titanic used the same type of steel as the Western Reserve and it may have played a role. Yeah, the kind that doesn't float in Speeding up the luxury liner Sinking Irish Steel. Why can't we have hysterical societies along with historical society? Yes, we should. Right? Yeah. Hi. We don't know what we're doing. Ship sinking. Shipwreck. That's a tongue. I just like the fact that there's still an organization of explorers. That'd be great. Nobody has a cool job like that. Who do you work for? Oh, I work for the Explorer Society. Yeah, but think about the days where you don't find things so boring. Everything's been found, though. No, they're starting to find a whole bunch of stuff now. They're finding a lot Of World War II aircraft and ships that are in the bottom of the ocean. Great. Wait and see. Special effects, cgi. It's not cg. A lot of this is AI. Okay, what am I saying? Wouldn't you like to be an explorer? No, no, no. I am an explorer of the human psyche and a man's condition on this. Yes. Refrigerators on this big boom. That's a mean thing to say, Pat. Thank you. Pat. Look and see what's in the fridge. Why do you choose to hurt when you could. You could be sharing so much love? Because I got nothing else to name a pain this weekend. Exploring a new pizza topping. I'm sorry. Back to you, Christy. Now, wait a minute. Hold it. What? We can't have a ship sink without elephants. Yes, we can. I am going to kill you. I'm gonna kill you. It did sink in Lake Superior. It sure did. You know, Josh, they whistle Edmund Fitzgerald on the show Severance. Oh, really? Yeah. I'll talk about it for 10 more minutes. Can you do a whistle for me for the intro? In the right key? I'm in the right key. All right. That's nice. If. If you weren't his son, he'd be losing his mind. I'm Sam. I'm whistling too. You've never been able to whistle. That's not whistling. I got it the second time. That was beautiful. Second time? I nailed it. Yes, you did. It was unpleasant to the ear. You were busy attacking me, but I nailed it. What is. What is the context in Severance in which there. There's just a guy who whistles it? Why? Is there a reason he's doing it? No. Watch the show. Let's get this over with. Please. Remember the mom and Tom show motto, let's get this over. All right, Pat, sounds like your girlfriend. Friday night, about 11. It's just gonna get longer. Sang and her buttom would bang Disaster when the winds would come early. I did not do that. Who pushed that? Who did that? Chaos. Who did that? I thought it was r. What do you think? The Fitzherald family emailed me, said, stop singing about pore Ella's rectum. I said, I'll do my best, but Tom has a request, and it's very hard to reject him. We're almost done, Willie. One more whistle, piss your dad off. There's another motto. We're almost done. Okay. It's like the Allman brothers twin whistlers. Here we go. We're gonna end it. Head doctor had said that I was turned his head when performing her goal and procedure. No, no, keep it up. I've never, never stopped doing that. There's polyps and corn and Louis Armstrong's horn. The rectum of Ella. It's. I see trees of green. Oh, that's so nice. No, no, no, no, no. That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody. Former MLB all star Sean Casey, AKA the mayor, keeps hitting it out of the park. Take my 30 years of experience. Take the wisdom and knowledge I've learned from the failures when I got sent down my rookie year, all the injuries I had to overcome. Your mind is the most important tool you have in life. Be relentless. Keep charging. It matters how you talk to yourself, how you look at the world. That matters. We talk about, about that. I don't know. I'm fired up. Baseball's back, and it's going to be incredible. I love it. The mayor's office with Sean Casey from Believe. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.