B&T Extra: Buying Women, Tombstone recipies, & a DJ Priest

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Episode: B&T Extra: Buying Women, Tombstone Recipes, & a DJ Priest

Date: February 5, 2026
Host: The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network

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Episode Overview

This B&T Extra episode delivers the signature blend of irreverent comedy, topical banter, and offbeat news that BOB & TOM fans love. From a satirical “lazy gym” infomercial to an outrageous discussion about “buying women” overseas, the gang then transitions to quirky news stories—including gravestone recipes, GPS mishaps in Andorra, and a globe-trotting priest-turned-DJ. They round out the episode with playful mock-commercials and improvisational riffs.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Chick McGee "Easy Does It" Gym Parody

Timestamps: 01:26–05:52

• The show opens with an extended parody "infomercial" advertising a gym for those who hate gyms.
  • Gym features include the "Escalator Master" instead of a StairMaster, a stationary moped, two cocktail lounges, and a swim-up bar in the pool.
  • "Why ride a stationary bike...when you can ride a stationary moped?" (B, 01:51)
  • "Who needs six-pack abs when you can chug an actual six-pack?" (B, 02:07)
  • Spinning classes are just spinning in a swivel chair and the sauna's only 75 degrees.
• The bit is packed with self-deprecating humor about sedentary lifestyles, topped with a musical jingle lampooning "stuffing your face" as exercise.

Quote:
"Exercise is best while getting lots of rest. Being lazy takes a lot of work." — Chick (04:58)

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2. Buying Women & Overseas "Girlfriend" Economics

Timestamps: 06:03–09:32

• The hosts riff on the idea of "buying women," referencing stories of U.S. Marines in the Philippines in the 1980s.
  • Listener email: "You got a woman all weekend for 300 pesos...which is $15." (E, 06:46)
  • They reminisce on a former comedian guest known for such stories—involving medical aftermaths and gonorrhea/syphilis jokes.
    • “His gonorrhea had syphilis and his syphilis had gonorrhea and herpes, man.” (D, 07:57)
  • Listener “Wyatt Earp” writes in with updated prices and notes he’s watching from Croatia.
  • Panelists joke about "buying American" and supporting local.
    • "Buy American!" (C, 09:24)
    • "Buy local!" (A, 09:25)
• The group self-consciously recoils from the topic's offensiveness while milking it for inappropriate laughs.

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3. Sock and Shoe Routines

Timestamps: 10:05–12:29

• Tom's habit of putting socks on while standing up sparks a spirited debate: which order do you put on your socks and shoes?
  • Listener letter: “I ask all of my new hires how they put on their socks and shoes… Is it sock, sock, shoe, shoe or sock shoe, sock shoe? I found that I'm very unique in that I do sock shoe, sock shoe.” (D, 10:55)
  • The crew admits to their varied methods and discuss "naked but wearing socks and shoes" trips to the garage for comedic effect.

Quote:
"Some people don't have the balance and the core strength." — E (10:34)

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4. Tombstone (Gravestone) Recipes

Timestamps: 12:47–13:49

• Tom introduces the book "To Die For: The Cookbook of Gravestone Recipes" by Rosie Grant.
  • Discussion of tombstones with sugar cookie recipes etched on them as life legacies.
    • "What a nice way to remember somebody… It's sweet. Kind of useful." (C & A, 13:26–13:30)
  • Hosts recall testing a "grandma’s chicken spaghetti" recipe and plan to try more.

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5. News Itinerary: Ski Slope Mishaps & The Enigmatic Andorra

Timestamps: 13:57–18:01

• Christy Lee reads a story about three tourists stranded on a ski slope in Andorra because of GPS misdirection.
  • Jokes ensue about rental car insurance and the obscure geography of Andorra.
  • Discussion on the country’s culture, languages (Catalan), and the uniqueness of its monarchy (two princes shared with Spain and France).

Quote:
"Doesn't Andorra sound like one of those kingdoms from a Disney movie?" — C (16:44)

• Brief tangent to Winter Olympics anticipation, especially loving curling and ski jumping, with light ribbing on figure skating’s TV dominance and Snoop Dogg’s Olympic commentary.

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6. Priest-Turned-DJ Goes Global

Timestamps: 19:04–21:08

• News of Portuguese priest Father Guilherme Peixoto (Padre Guilherme), now a viral DJ sensation with millions of followers.
  • Started spinning music to raise funds for churches, now an international figure.
  • Some Catholic purists object, to which the priest responds: "If I’m for them, I’m kind of scandal for them. Sorry, of course. And I can only ask them to pray for me." (A citing Father Peixoto, 19:59)
• The team riffs on "Christian disco" and performs a mock “Reggae Mass” with comedic lyrics.

Memorable Song Snippet:
"Stand up, kneel down, sit there in your pew… Christmas, Easter, I come two times a year…" — B (20:17)

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7. Signature Bob & Tom Parody: BlowJava Gum

Timestamps: 21:30–23:07

• A faux commercial for "BlowJava," coffee-flavored bubble gum loaded with caffeine.
  • The sketch is full of innuendo ("There's nothing like a blowjoba first thing in the morning") while parodying enthusiastic product endorsements.
  • Available in flavors such as "falate."

Quote:
"There's so much flavor. It's like an explosion in my mouth." — C (21:58)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

1. On Lazy Fitness:

   • "Why ride a stationary bike...when you can ride a stationary moped?" — B (01:51)
   • "Who needs six-pack abs when you can chug an actual six-pack?" — B (02:07)

2. On Buying Women:

   • “His gonorrhea had syphilis, and his syphilis had gonorrhea and herpes, man.” — D (07:57)
   • "Buy American!" — C (09:24)
   • "Buy local!" — A (09:25)

3. On Rituals:

   • “I found that I’m very unique in that I do sock shoe, sock shoe.” — Listener via D (10:55)
   • “Some people don't have the balance and the core strength.” — E (10:34)

4. On Tombstone Recipes:

   • "What a nice way to remember somebody… It's sweet. Kind of useful." — C & A (13:26–13:30)

5. On Geography:

   • “Doesn't Andorra sound like one of those kingdoms from a Disney movie?” — C (16:44)

6. On a DJ Priest:

   • "If I’m for them, I’m kind of scandal for them. Sorry, of course. And I can only ask them to pray for me." — A (quoting Father Peixoto, 19:59)
   • "May the power of Christ compel you to dance." — C (20:01)

7. On Parody Products:

   • "There's so much flavor. It's like an explosion in my mouth." — C (21:58)
   • "There's nothing like a blowjoba first thing in the morning." — B (22:02)

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Segment Guide with Timestamps

• Chick McGee's Easy Does It Gym Parody — 01:26–05:52
• Buying Women Stories & Listener Emails — 06:03–09:32
• Sock and Shoe Debates — 10:05–12:29
• Gravestone/Tombstone Recipes — 12:47–13:49
• Andorra GPS Mishap & Winter Olympics — 13:57–18:01
• DJ Priest Goes Viral & Reggae Mass Song — 19:04–21:08
• BlowJava Parody Commercial — 21:30–23:07

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Tone & Language

The episode is punchy, irreverent, and packed with puns—typical BOB & TOM energy. The hosts’ banter blurs lines between mock-outrage and genuine camaraderie, keeping the pace quick with improvisation and rapid-fire riffing. Sensitive topics are handled with a thick coat of self-awareness, offset by silly sketches and playful one-upsmanship.

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Summary for New Listeners

This episode is a quintessential BOB & TOM romp—from lampooning American laziness and taboo travel stories to exploring oddball headline news and staging tongue-in-cheek ads. You’ll get laughter, the group’s distinctive chemistry, and a showcase of improvisational comedy. Whether you’re curious about tombstone recipes, DJ clergy, or the “correct” sock-shoe order, this episode delivers laughs and absurdity in equal measure.

Transcript

[A]

This Valentine's Day, celebrate the one you love the most with Hallmark cards at Walgreens. Valentine's Day is the best time to send your favorite person a reminder of just how much they mean to you. A Hallmark card is a super simple and beautiful way to say how grateful you are for the love you two share. Don't forget Valentine's day is Saturday, February 14th. Visit Walgreens today to find a Hallmark card that shows just how much you love them. Because love lives here.

[B]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra.

[C]

This is Christopher.

[B]

Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on the big show today. Buying women plus tombstone recipes and a DJ priest. It's coming up in just a minute.

[C]

Foreign.

[A]

This Valentine's Day, celebrate the one you love the most with Hallmark cards at Walgreens. Valentine's Day is the best time to send your favorite person a reminder of just how much they mean to you. A Hallmark card is a super simple and beautiful way to say how grateful you are for the love you two share. Don't forget Valentine's day is Saturday, February 14th. Visit Walgreens today to find a Hallmark card that shows just how much you love them. Because love lives here.

[B]

Are you tired of your friends asking you if you belong to a gym? Yes. Do they brag about their gym and constantly tell you how often they go?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Have you not joined a gym because you detest hard physical work? Of course. And Bob and Tom Enterprises has the perfect gym for you.

[D]

Chick.

[B]

We call it the Chick McGee Easy Does It Gym.

[E]

Wow.

[B]

The Chick McGee Easy Easy Does It Gym. That's right, Chick. At the chick McGee easy does it Gym you'll find exercise equipment that doesn't cause undue exertion. You've heard of the StairMaster at the Chick McGee Easy does it gym, we don't have the StairMaster. We have the Escalator Master. The Escalator Master. I like the sound of that. Why ride a stationary bike, Chick, when you can ride a stationary moped? And the chick McGee easy does it Gym is the only gym in town with two cocktail lounges. You won't have to lift a barbell, but you may have to pick up a bar bill or two. I mean, who needs six pack abs when you can chug an actual six pack? Plus our Olympic sized pool has a swim up bar. The only reason to do laps is to escape the all of a sudden warm water push ups make you Sore sit ups are a chore. And jogging won't get rid of all that flat. So light up a cigar, have a cocktail at the park where the only thing that's running is your tram. Nobody can slim. Got Chick Magee's Easy Does It Gym? Yes, the Chick Magee Easy does it Gym has all of the latest equipment and all of the classes you hear about. Why work with an elliptical trainer when you can work with an elliptical recliner? And remember, all of our spinning classes take place in a swivel chair. Plus your head will be spinning from all those shots of Jaeger. You say you like saunas, Chick? Sure, why not? Well, well, well. At the Chick Magee Easy Does It Gym, our steam room is set at a comfortable 75 degrees. Let's face it, if you're big like you, you sweat all the time. Anyway. Who needs to sit around and sweat more? Elderly gentlemen with low hanging scrutin strictly prohibited from using the sauna. And if you want to bring your girlfriend along, we've got a great workout session tailored for adult couples.

[D]

You mean Pilates?

[B]

Actually we call it.

[D]

And look at all these people.

[B]

Are they waiting their turn to work out? No, no, Chick. They're standing in the buffet line. This gym has a buffet? You betcha, Chick. But stay away from the jalapeno cheese loaf or you'll be doing lots of squats later. If you know what I mean. Eat a piece of cake, have a chocolate shake. Soon you will be working up the sweat. Welcome to the place where stuffing your face is the only exercise you nobody can slim at. Chick Mug Tees Easy Does It Gym. The Chick Magee Easy Does It Gym has everything for people who are inactive and like it that way. Why kill yourself working out on a ski machine when we have a snowmobile machine? Whether you're looking for a treadmill with one speed strolling or a five foot tall chin up bar, the Chick Magee Easy Does It Gym has it all. I am so there. Exercise is best while getting lots of rest. Being lazy takes a lot of work. Lifting all those weights is something the chickster hates. So I'll just hit the showers for a quick cleaning.

[A]

Jerk.

[B]

Oh, you'll see a little skin. See anything you like, ladies? Chick McGee easy does it Change. Wow, you're Chick McGee. Can I wash your jockstrap, Mr. McGee?

[D]

Actually, that's a band aid, but thank you.

[B]

We know what you need. Here's another healthy dose of Bob and Tom extra Jake.

[E]

I've got some answers in the form of a Letter for some questions we had. All right.

[D]

I do. I was going to say I didn't know we had questions, but answers are always good.

[C]

We'll check in with. With Josh and his. His answers. Is that correct? What's happening over there?

[E]

Well, Chick, you had a new idea about buying women.

[D]

Yes. I wanted to know if anyone here.

[C]

You know how hard I worked. Get off that topic.

[D]

If anyone here had ever bought a woman. I think it's a conversation starter.

[E]

And you would. We had sort of surmised in the Philippines, let's say, what did say 100 bucks for a weekend.

[D]

For an entire weekend.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

We used to have a comedian friend who would spend a lot of time in that area and you could buy a girlfriend for a month or something. I want to say.

[E]

Yes, we have a new friend who writes in, says, I was in the Philippines in the 1980s, in the Marine Corps in 1986. You got a woman all weekend for 300 pesos. He says, oh, my. Which is $15.

[D]

Whoa, $15. So you could get two.

[C]

Could I?

[D]

Hot dogs and a slushy.

[C]

As much as I want to get away from this topic, I do want to tell a story about. You mentioned a certain comedian.

[D]

Okay.

[E]

There's more to this, but we'll.

[B]

How bizarre. How bizarre.

[C]

I was hoping not to mention him by name.

[D]

Pat wanted you to know that he knows who it is.

[C]

Okay. So he said.

[B]

It's in his book.

[C]

So he did. As the aforementioned sex trafficking customer, if you will.

[E]

I remember listening to this show when he was on and talking about it.

[C]

Do you remember what he said about it? He went.

[E]

He had so much info.

[D]

It was fascinating.

[C]

He came back to the United States and went to a doctor because of a certain emission he was having, man. And the doctor's quote was, I've never seen one of these before, so I'm assuming it was some form of exotic spirochet, if you will.

[D]

I heard his gonorrhea. He had gonorrhea. And his gonorrhea had syphilis, and his syphilis had gonorrhea and herpes, man.

[E]

Yeah, I. That was a. I was at work and I was sitting in my car before I went in because I wanted to keep listening. It was.

[D]

Oh, we like that.

[E]

Fascinating.

[A]

It was a fascinating topic.

[E]

And you guys were really asking great questions and. But the problem was, is I thought it was Drew Hastings. Oh, and so the first time I met Drew.

[C]

Oh, no.

[D]

You were kind of in awe a little.

[E]

Ask us a little bit about it. He was like, what are you talking about?

[C]

I believe that comedian is now a chef in Las Vegas. I think that's what I know.

[B]

He's, like, baking and stuff in video stuff.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

And that's stuff about prostitution still in his act. He's the best part of his act.

[E]

Yeah, he's real funny.

[B]

He's real open about it.

[D]

He.

[E]

He says now, though, Chick, our letter writer, who goes by Wyatt Earp.

[D]

Okay.

[E]

And why wouldn't he?

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

He says now it's about 4,000 pesos or $200 for a weekend, so we weren't too far off. He says I can give old prices from other locations overseas.

[D]

Well, thank you, Wyatt Earp. I appreciate it.

[C]

I blame myself.

[E]

Never had in usa.

[A]

That's interesting.

[D]

It's time to get a whore in the usa.

[E]

Hey, look.

[C]

I say buy American. Yeah.

[A]

Buy local.

[E]

He's watching us on the Internet from Carlovac, Croatia.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[C]

Right now?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Hi, Wyatt.

[D]

They don't have electricity in Croatia. Tom immediately got nervous and looked around when he heard Croatian.

[C]

Those people. All I asked was, wouldn't it be cool to buy a house and it's all furnished and ready to go.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. Wouldn't it be cool to buy furnished and ready to go?

[C]

It's a different topic. And offensive and awful. Thank you.

[D]

He said offensive and awful. Thank you.

[B]

The world's oldest profession, that bakery.

[D]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Sorry to bother you at work. You've been making fun of Tom putting his socks on while he's standing up. I try.

[E]

I'm more in awe of it.

[D]

I tried this this morning, and it took a while, but I finally got it done.

[E]

You know what? I think this is good practice for all of us.

[C]

I think it is.

[D]

I think Tom might be on this.

[E]

But be near a bed or be near.

[A]

I was gonna say, be careful where you do it.

[D]

When you fall. When you fall over, you should fall.

[A]

Onto something so it will fall into your dresser.

[C]

Why are you gonna fall over putting your sock? I don't understand.

[E]

Some people don't have the balance and the core strength.

[D]

I understand why you would fall over. You have to have.

[E]

I have to really focus to put my one leg in my boxers, then the other.

[B]

Yeah, absolutely.

[C]

Well, you have to focus on it. Don't know. Don't put this one in the same one that the other one's in. Oh, I see. Okay. Sorry.

[D]

John continues now because of Tom Griswold, by the way. Thank you very much, Tom. I ask all of my new hires how they put on their socks and Shoes every morning. Is it sock, sock, shoe, shoe or sock shoe, sock shoe? I found that I'm very unique in that I do sock shoe, sock shoe.

[A]

Oh, I do sock, sock, shoe, shoe.

[E]

Is anybody a sock shoe, sock shoe guy?

[D]

I am not.

[B]

I think so.

[A]

I don't think so.

[D]

Nor am I. I am sock, sock, shoe, shoe. But I always go left foot first.

[A]

Really? I always go right for right foot.

[B]

Really?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

I did not. I didn't realize you guys were that anal retentive.

[E]

What are you? Are you a sock shoe? Are you sock, sock, shoe shoe?

[C]

Yeah. Okay, because I'm standing.

[E]

Yeah, you're right. You're standing.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

You're doing socks on. And then.

[D]

Sure.

[C]

Move. Move on down the line.

[E]

You ever walk around your house and only your socks and shoes?

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

This is really a fun thing.

[A]

With nothing else on.

[E]

Nothing. Completely naked but you're wearing socks.

[D]

Absolutely.

[C]

Socks and shoes.

[B]

Go into the garage.

[C]

I mean like naked with slippers on. Has happened on occasion.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

No, I'm talking about socks and shoes.

[E]

Because it's loafers or lace ups. Lace ups.

[A]

Well then how do you put your pants on?

[D]

Well, mostly. I'll say mostly in the summers when I've done it.

[E]

It's a choice you have to make. Sometimes you can take your shorts. Exactly.

[A]

Summer.

[E]

Because you can slide your shorts over everything.

[A]

Well, that's. Yeah.

[D]

And if you're wearing sweatpants that have the zippered bottoms you can do.

[A]

Don't try that. One foot at a time. I mean, sit down to do that. Put your shoes on.

[E]

I rip them off like Hulk Hogan.

[D]

Now what was the name of the guy from Croatia who wants a Wyatt Earp? He's never had an American. What was that?

[E]

Yeah, the. The exact quote is, Tom, I know never had whore in usa. Dom. I have a feeling Chick and I won't be allowed back in next week. You seem annoying.

[D]

No, no, no.

[C]

I've got to go fire Mark for giving you that letter. I'm looking at this book called To Die For. It just came in. This is the Cookbook of Gravestone Recipes by Rosie Grant.

[A]

You're very fascinated by this.

[C]

For example, here's a tombstone. This is one of those one story tombstones on the land Flat. Whatever those are called, one story. You know what I'm talking about.

[E]

Yeah, they're just laying flat.

[C]

They're laying flat. As opposed to the one sticking up headstone? No, the opposite. This one.

[A]

It lays like on the long way.

[C]

Lays in the ground like a slab. Oh, but it's a sugar Cookie recipe.

[A]

That's pretty standard.

[C]

Yeah, but I mean, what a nice way to remember somebody.

[A]

That's sweet.

[C]

Kind of useful. There's a whole bunch of these, and we tried one of them just last.

[A]

Week, so we loved it.

[C]

Yeah, we'll have to do another. Last week it was a chicken.

[A]

It was a casserole.

[C]

Yeah. Kind of a variation.

[A]

Grandma's chicken. Spaghetti, wasn't it?

[C]

Yeah, it was great.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

So we'll get Ms. Hooker on that. But right now we turn to that young lady over there, who is Christy Lee with interesting things at the news desk.

[A]

Yes. Three tourists reportedly became stranded on a ski slope in Andorra following a GPS mishap. Anybody know where Andorra is besides Tom?

[C]

I had to look it up.

[D]

Montana?

[A]

Nope.

[C]

I should have. I should have known.

[E]

Near Switzerland?

[A]

No, but it is in Europe. All right, it is between. It's right on the border of Spain and France. The woman rented a Mercedes suv, but lacking experience driving on snow and unfamiliar with Andorra's mountainous winter conditions, ignored warnings and drove into an impassable path. They ended up stuck a few yards from the Grau Roig ski slopes. The incident underscores the risk of blindly trusting GPS in Andorra's high altitude areas. The rescue effort took three hours and required three cranes to lift their car out of the snow.

[C]

Hope they had the insurance man. Can you imagine the fees? Well, we brought in three cranes to get your rental car back. That'll be $50,000.

[A]

Countries in the great Pyrenees mountains. I'm surprised you didn't know about that.

[D]

It's beautiful.

[C]

I looked at some pictures of it this morning. It's gor. And apparently there's pretty good skiing there.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Getting ready, of course. For the Winter Olympics.

[A]

Where are they this year?

[C]

Milano. And. And they're going to be Milan.

[D]

Cortina.

[C]

Cortina. In the Italian Alps.

[A]

And they have snow.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Mostly Parmesan cheese.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Nice. Grape.

[C]

And just last weekend, Lindsay Vaughn won another gold medal.

[D]

Oh, good.

[C]

So she's.

[E]

She has won your heart.

[D]

She's just greedy at this point.

[C]

No, it's great. She's a woman of a certain age. What is she, 41? And.

[A]

And she came back from major surgery.

[C]

Yeah. It's great.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

41.

[C]

Are you looking forward to the Olympics?

[D]

I am. I like. I like the Winter Olympics. I don't mind. I. I get into your favorite. I get into the curling. I like curling a lot. I like. That's about it.

[B]

Curling.

[D]

Like ski jumping, Basketball. Ski jump. I love ski jump. I love the winter the basketball or is that indoors? I forget.

[C]

And the big TV getter is ratings getter.

[A]

Is ice skating.

[C]

Is ice skating.

[B]

Figure skating.

[C]

Figure skating.

[A]

Figure skating is beautiful.

[D]

What they have to do is put Snoop on figure skating.

[A]

Oh, I'm sure they will.

[B]

That he makes everything better.

[D]

He makes everything.

[C]

What's his official capacity? Is he with the luge team or something? Isn't he?

[D]

Is he?

[A]

Is he.

[D]

Oh, I think he did. He made a donation or something. But he's going to be broadcasting for Peacock. Is and things like that.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

I don't. I don't know if there's a Kevin Hart sighting yet on that. I can't imagine not being.

[C]

In any event, this Andorra place looks kind of cool. I guess. It's a fairly small country and I don't know, I.

[A]

What I read about it because you may.

[C]

Do they speak Spanish or French or Catalan? Oh, they got their own. Oh, that's makes it confusing.

[D]

That's what they speak kind of in Barcelona in Spain.

[C]

But doesn't Andorra sound like one of those kingdoms from a Disney movie?

[A]

Absolutely.

[C]

The king of Andorra.

[A]

And the funny thing is they share two princes. They use the Prince of Spain or the Prince of France or something. And the Prince of Spain a 1.

[E]

2 princess to adore you. Little spin doctors for that.

[C]

Great song.

[A]

I love the Spin Doctors. I got to see them live in a very small venue. It was so much fun.

[E]

That must have been cool.

[D]

Yeah, the spin doctors. Everything they tell me. I believe it.

[E]

Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. They're really good.

[C]

In any event, if. If you want to go skiing in Andorra.

[A]

Yeah. I don't know how you get there.

[E]

Probably practice, practice, practice looks pretty cool.

[C]

I will continue to ski in Utah and Colorado and Idaho because I don't want to get a. A bunk mate. That's some hairy Andorran perv.

[E]

You know how those endor.

[C]

I'm stuck in some Andorran prison for driving a Mercedes off the. Into a chairlift.

[D]

I. I guess these people are like.

[C]

Right next to the chairlift or something.

[D]

The choices that he has. I mean, Endorin seems a little benign, so.

[A]

Basically right up his alley. It's hard to get to. It's gorgeous. It's expensive. I can't believe you don't have a house there.

[C]

Do all the waiters have tattoos? I love this place.

[D]

I suppose you want to order now.

[C]

I wish I'd gone to Andorra over Christmas. They at least had snow, unlike bail.

[D]

Do you know how many people were praying that you did not have snow.

[C]

Well, that's just.

[B]

I'm just telling.

[A]

Wasn't one of them.

[D]

That's not schadenfreude, dude. I mean, they were really, like lining up good. I'm glad he ain't got snow. I said. I mean, other people said if it.

[E]

Were somebody else, you would love that.

[D]

Yeah, you would love. Oh, they went all the way to fill in the blank.

[E]

That is kind of what it is.

[B]

No, no, wait for it, Wait for it. No snow.

[C]

You mean like the guy that wrote the letter where they. They went to Disney World and went on that animal tour. All the animals were inside, see, Laughing.

[B]

Look at him.

[E]

He loves it.

[C]

No, we've all been.

[A]

Everybody got sick. He spent all that money to take his family.

[C]

That poor guy. Okay, let's move on.

[A]

A Portuguese priest is going viral for an unexpected side hustle.

[D]

I love this joke.

[A]

He's a dj. Father Guillerm Pexado, known as Padre Guillermo, began spinning music to raise money for local churches. The effort has turned him into a global sensation, with performances around the world and more than two and a half million followers on Instagram. The 54 or 52 year old rather says DJing is a way to express his faith, promote peace and connect with a younger audience.

[E]

All right.

[A]

He rose to international fame after performing at World Youth day events in 2023 and again in 2025. His side hustle isn't welcomed by everyone. Some Catholics have called his shows an insult to the faith. The Father Piexto said, for those that are objecting, if I for them, I'm kind of scandal for them. Sorry, of course. And I can only ask them to pray for me. That's a quote.

[C]

That's why I said, may the power of Christ compel you to dance. Is there. I know there's obviously there's Christian rock. I never thought about this. Is there Christian disco music?

[E]

I don't know about disco per se. There's Christian pop music.

[B]

Do you remember the reggae mass? The Christian reggae? No, no. It went something like this. Stand up, kneel down sit there in your pew Kneel now Sit down, stand up for a few I just for the priest now oh, he knows what to do I come to church all dressed up but I haven't got the clue Everybody now stand up, kneel down sit down in your pew I got something new here Grab your wallet Give a buck or two Christmas, Easter I come two times a year Everybody kneel down, stand up Exit in the rear thank you very much.

[E]

Excellent.

[D]

The ra.

[C]

I'm. I'M kind of over the. The constant disco throw, throbbing beat that they just shove in places.

[A]

Yeah, there are some places that the music is very annoying. I don't know.

[C]

Like that.

[E]

That was great.

[B]

Hey, good morning, honey.

[D]

What you doing?

[B]

Oh, it's this darn coffee maker.

[A]

It's on the fritz again.

[B]

You know, I can't start my day without a cup of coffee. Hey, don't worry. I've got just what you need.

[A]

Really?

[C]

What is it?

[B]

It's the new coffee flavored bubble gum from the Blozuca gum company. And it's loaded with caffeine. Here, try a piece.

[D]

Mmm.

[B]

This is great.

[C]

And it tastes like coffee. What's it called?

[B]

It's called Blow Java.

[C]

Blow Java.

[A]

Mmm.

[D]

There's.

[C]

There's so much flavor. It's like an explosion in my mouth. You bet.

[B]

There's nothing like a blowjoba first thing in the morning. It's the coffee flavored gum.

[A]

Blowjava.

[B]

Blowjava. Open wide, stick out your tongue. Blow java. Blow Java.

[E]

You can chew, but please don't bite. And if you swallow, it's all right.

[D]

Blow Java.

[B]

Blow java. The coffee flavored bubble gum also available in mocha cappuccino and our most popular flavor, falate.

[C]

Honey, I just love blowjava.

[D]

I can tell.

[B]

Look at the size of that wad in your mouth. Hey, look, I'm blowing a bubble.

[C]

Look, I've got gum all over my face.

[B]

Wait, let me take a picture.

[A]

There's caffeine in every bite.

[B]

Chew a wad, but not in haste.

[E]

Sorry about that salty taste.

[B]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and Stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody. Close your eyes. Exhale. Feel your body relax and let go of whatever you're carrying today.

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[B]

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Oh, sorry.

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