B&T Extra: Ceiling clock, Kristi's ABBA party, & A Chocolate Train

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show Extra: Ceiling Clock, Kristi's ABBA Party, & A Chocolate Train

Date: March 19, 2026
Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast (Cumulus Podcast Network)

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Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show Extra delivers a mix of comedy, personal anecdotes, and quirky news stories. The hosts—Tom, Josh Arnold, Christy Lee, and others—discuss nightstand clocks and sleep routines, Kristy’s attendance at a lively ABBA-themed party, and a world record-setting chocolate train. The show is peppered with the group's trademark playful banter, friendly jabs, and irreverent takes on the day's weirdest news.

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Key Segment Summaries

1. Clock Troubles and Sleep Routines

Timestamps: 03:46–05:40

• Josh Arnold shares his restless Sunday night, waking up repeatedly to check the time (03:46).
• Discussion on nightstand clocks and bedroom lighting ensues. Christy reminisces about her old "bat signal" projection clock that displayed the time on the ceiling, lamenting its loss and apparent discontinuation (04:24).
  • Christy: “It was on the ceiling. Which I loved because I could just kind of roll over... Oh, this is great. I get to sleep for that. Somehow got lost.” (04:28)
• Tom reveals he dislikes bright lights in the bedroom but ironically has no curtains. Josh confesses he sleeps with the TV on, which Tom insists is the source of bad sleep (05:16, 05:40).
  • Tom: “That's why you don't sleep well, because your brain never shuts off.” (05:47)
• Banter about TV settings and those “Are you still watching?” prompts from streaming services (05:51).

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2. Kristi's ABBA Party

Timestamps: 06:09–08:51

• Christy Lee describes attending a surprise ABBA-themed birthday party for a friend’s husband—costumes, wigs, ‘70s disco attire, and all (06:09).
  • Tom: “The theme was ABBA, so we all dressed up like ABBA. The funny thing was... some of the young kids... they left their ABBA gear on and went out to bars. Huge hit.” (06:18)
• Christy claims she would dress up but admits she dislikes ABBA:
  • Christy: “There are people who eat their own turds. It doesn't mean I'm gonna have to do it.” (07:02)
• The birthday honoree is Swedish and received a Viking helmet with beer cans attached—a highlight of the party (07:07).
• Playful debate about being “dragged” to such parties and what one does for love, with references to posting (or not posting) incriminating ABBA costume photos (08:07).

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3. The World Record Chocolate Train

Timestamps: 09:38–13:38

• The team digs into a quirky Guinness World Record: Maltese chocolatier Andrew Farrugia creates an astonishing 181-foot-long chocolate train (09:41).
  • Guest: “A Maltese chocolatier has broken his third GU World record title by creating the world's longest chocolate sculpture.” (09:41)
• Details: includes locomotive + 22 carriages; each carriage up to 352 pounds, all in Belgian chocolate. Assembled size rivals Olympic pools and jumbo jets (10:21).
  • Tom: “What did they do with the chocolate after it was done?” (10:41)
  • Christy: “That train. The next stop is diabetes station.” (10:48)
• They riff on what part they’d eat first (“the caboose”), ant invasions, and the logistics of breaking such a sculpture down for consumption (11:23).
• Christy wonders if you could get a "Maltese Falcon" in chocolate, launching a tangent about the movie and its memorabilia (13:27).

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4. Penis Enlargement “SWAG” Procedure

Timestamps: 16:02–21:52

• Tom reports a news story: Dr. David Schaefer in NYC offers the “SWAG” (Schaefer Width and Girth) procedure for penile enhancement using hyaluronic acid fillers (16:02).
  • Tom: “A New York City based plastic surgeon is so called swag procedure. Promised to give you guys an enlarged penis.” (16:02)
• The group jokes about the naming, with Josh arguing the acronym should be "SWIG" (17:14).
• Christy recalls medical use of hyaluronic acid in cosmetic fillers, and Josh dives into cost speculation—maintenance injections run up to $10,000 (19:14).
  • Christy: “So it's like buying a condo. You gotta pay a maintenance fee?” (19:24)
• Comics riff on potential complications and absurd visuals, referencing the famous “you’ll feel a small prick” doctor-patient joke (21:20).
• They debate the procedure’s popularity across regions and ethnicities, with Christy positing it’s a Miami trend but Tom clarifying the featured doctor is in NYC (21:36).

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5. Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Christy Lee (on ABBA and peer pressure): “There are people who eat their own turds. It doesn't mean I'm gonna have to do it.” (07:02)
• Tom (sleep routines): “That's why you don't sleep well, because your brain never shuts off.” (05:47)
• Josh Arnold (on eating the chocolate train): “I'm going caboose.” (11:26)
• Christy Lee (on the “SWAG” procedure): “So it's like buying a condo. You gotta pay a maintenance fee?” (19:24)
• Tom (on fillers): “With filler, it's about every six months, so probably the same.” (19:33)

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6. Additional Lighthearted Anecdotes & Observations

• Christy Lee’s college desk featured a replica Maltese Falcon—prompting a discussion on classic films and iconic props (13:49).
• A return to the news desk includes playful commentary on outfits, hickeys, and personal quirks (15:08–16:02).
• The usual Bob & Tom ensemble humor: wordplay, feigned misunderstandings, and gentle roasting.

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Important Segment Timestamps

• Personal Sleep Routines / Ceiling Clock: 03:46–05:40
• Kristi’s ABBA Party Adventure: 06:09–08:51
• Chocolate Train World Record: 09:38–13:38
• Maltese Falcon & Chocolate Gifts: 13:38–15:08
• Medical Oddities—SWAG Procedure: 16:02–21:52

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Tone & Style

The episode blends light-hearted comedy with off-the-cuff observations, all delivered in an informal, sarcastic, and irreverent tone. The hosts playfully pick at one another, riff on absurdities in the news, and never resist a well-timed joke or cultural reference.

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This summary covers the episode’s main themes, highlights peak comedic moments, and provides context and timestamps for the most engaging content. Perfect for listeners who want the inside scoop without missing a punchline.

Transcript

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[Christopher]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on today's big show. Tom's ceiling clock plus Christie's ABBA party and a chocolate train on the way in just a minute.

[Christy Lee]

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[Songwriter]

There was a time when I sang my songs alone but now it's different A change has come along I never had much except my words and melodies and now it's time to share your song with me. I lost half this song in my divorce now every other line is mine. I didn't want to but the judge said there's no choice it's no big loss cause this song stinks just like your voice.

[Christy Lee]

What do you know about music you

[Songwriter]

toned at Little Sir Let me caution

[Lawyer]

you that slanderous or defamatory comments could result in the forfeiture of all of your rights to this song as well as the rights of your heirs and any other person or persons to whom you convey said rights in perpetuity.

[Songwriter]

That's my lawyer. He got a piece of this song, too.

[Lawyer]

Yes, I'm her lawyer.

[Christy Lee]

I got a piece of this song, too. You asked for it, you got it. More Bob and Tom. This is Bob and Tom. Extra.

[Josh Arnold]

I am Josh, Arnold and Tom. I had one of those nights last night where I woke up every hour and then, like, looking at my clock, seeing how much more time I had to sleep. And sometimes that just. I guess that happens normally for me on a Sunday night.

[Tom]

Does it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Not every Sunday night, but, man, I fell asleep.

[Tom]

Right now I get four hours if I fall asleep. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So. Well, I was asleep, and then I would wake up and.

[Christy Lee]

Where's your clock?

[Josh Arnold]

My phone, next to my bed stand.

[Christy Lee]

So do you have to click on my bedstand?

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's on a very low setting to where I can just lift it. And it's very dim, but I can

[Christy Lee]

see the time because I used to have one of those bat signal clocks.

[Josh Arnold]

Right up on your ceiling.

[Christy Lee]

It was on the ceiling.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Which I loved because I could just kind of roll over. Oh, this is great. I get the sleep for that. Somehow. Got lost.

[Tom]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. And apparently they don't make them anymore. Okay. Yeah, that's what someone told me. Who's sleeping in that room with me?

[Tom]

Was it very bright? Is it a bright light?

[Lawyer]

No, you can see it, though. It's not too bright.

[Christy Lee]

It literally projects onto the ceiling.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know, but it would not keep you up. It wouldn't.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't know. The Princess and the Pea was overly awakened. Now I have a. Now I have, like, the lowest light, but I don't. I don't have to reach and touch something. It's. It's. If I. Yeah. Move my head over, I can see

[Tom]

what time I have to touch my phone to light it up. Light it up.

[Lawyer]

Light it up.

[Tom]

Yeah. I bought a. I bought one, but even on the lowest setting, it's still too bright. Oh, for that.

[Christy Lee]

You're so sensitive.

[Tom]

I just don't like a lot of light in my room. I say that and I have no curtains, so I'm not weird.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I know you don't have any curtains. How do you think we're able to

[Lawyer]

install them as we age? We want less light in the bedroom.

[Tom]

That's true.

[Josh Arnold]

I guess I'm odd, man, because I. I sleep with the TV on, so.

[Tom]

Oh, I could never do that. Never.

[Josh Arnold]

So that. Yeah, you got that Light going the whole time.

[Tom]

Yeah. That's why you don't sleep well, because your brain never shuts off. No, no.

[Christy Lee]

And you can get your TV to stay on. Mine keep turning off every time I walk around the corner. Are you still watching this? Hey, give me a break here. I cannot figure out how to turn.

[Tom]

Why do you have TV Ghosts? I can't figure that out.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know, but it's really bothering me now. You walk out of a room, 10 minutes later, you're back. Are you still watching?

[Tom]

Over the weekend, Tom, I traveled to do a surprise birthday party for a friend's husband.

[Guest]

Oh, I saw this. I was like, oh, Tom would love this.

[Lawyer]

Oh, I saw it too.

[Tom]

Tom would have. The theme was abba, so we all dressed up like abba. The funny thing was. And it was so cute.

[Christy Lee]

How do you do that?

[Tom]

How do you do that? You buy costumes on Amazon and wigs.

[Christy Lee]

What does ABBA dress like?

[Tom]

The 70s disco stuff, like flowing pants. And it was very fun. I know you would have hated it.

[Lawyer]

White, silver, a lot of fun stuff.

[Tom]

But one of the young kids. There were some young kids there. Because he has young kids in their 20s. I don't mean young, young. They all went out to the bars and they left their abba, some of their ABBA gear on, and that was a huge hit. People were buying them shots all the time, all night long. So, see, there are fans of abba. I'm sure there are fans. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

There are people who eat their own turds. It doesn't mean I'm gonna have to do it.

[Tom]

And my friend. My friend whose birthday it was, you'd love this. He's Swedish. So somebody. I don't know why, but they got him a Viking helmet that holds two beer cans. This was the best.

[Guest]

I would like that.

[Tom]

It was a party. We had a great time. Yeah, but. Yeah, you would have hated the ABBA party.

[Christy Lee]

You're correct.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry. It's okay not to like them.

[Tom]

Would you have not dressed up at all? Would you have worn a wig?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I would have been happy to dress up.

[Tom]

You should have seen Andy.

[Christy Lee]

Were they playing? Were they playing the music?

[Lawyer]

Andy was dressed as abba.

[Tom]

He was. He got dressed up. Not well, I mean, there's one where

[Christy Lee]

he must really love you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I mean, that is. That is what you do for love.

[Tom]

I have not. I will not post the picture. I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are some chilling words, isn't it? Hey, we gotta go to my friend's birthday party.

[Guest]

Oh, gee, why?

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? I don't know if I love you.

[Lawyer]

Now, I have seen Andy's picture, Christie's husband, as. As abba, and it's not bad. But you don't want to post it.

[Tom]

No, I don't think I want to post it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's funny.

[Lawyer]

It's curious.

[Tom]

It was. I've never seen him with that much hair.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a great. He's a great sport. Yeah, he's a buzz cut guy, right? Yeah, well.

[Tom]

Oh, it was.

[Josh Arnold]

Gosh darn it. Being drugged. Oh, man.

[Christy Lee]

I'd want to be drugged whenever.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I meant. I did mean drag, but, yeah, you would want to be drunk.

[Christy Lee]

Any Thorazine? Can I see the seating chart? I'd like the electric chair.

[Tom]

That's why we got. We don't hang out out at this place, because you guys are no fun.

[Josh Arnold]

I know, I know, man. I.

[Christy Lee]

There are certain things I'm just not going to get on the bandwagon. I don't. I don't care for their music. I don't want to. I know.

[Tom]

It's cool.

[Lawyer]

Was it a real ABBA party?

[Tom]

What do you mean?

[Lawyer]

Was there an ounce of coke in the back bedroom?

[Tom]

No, sadly, there was no coke. Those days are over.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, And I have therapy today and thank goodness, because I'm gonna have to ask. Hey. When one of my friends talks about how she had her husband. Her husband had to go to this birthday party. I wanted to run into the hills. I can't even listen to people talk about relationship stuff. Fly, Fly to the party. I understand, but I.

[Tom]

No, yeah, we had. It was a destination party.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom was talking about how he had people over, and I almost had a panic attack.

[Tom]

Have you ever had people over to your home? Like, oh, stop, stop, stop.

[Lawyer]

Yeah, me and Jimmy.

[Josh Arnold]

Jimmy and I. I don't have people at mine. It's not that bad, but it's. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Guest]

We got one of these stupid.

[Tom]

World record.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Guest]

A Maltese chocolatier has broken his third GU World record title by creating the world's longest chocolate sculpture.

[Josh Arnold]

Longest?

[Guest]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

This could go really. This could get gross really quick.

[Guest]

Andrew Farrugia crafted an ornate steam engine train measuring 181ft and 3 inches long.

[Christy Lee]

Hold on.

[Tom]

That is gorgeous.

[Christy Lee]

It is as detailed.

[Tom]

That is.

[Christy Lee]

And it's huge.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like those trains you'll see at zoos or malls. This is even more ornate, but it looks incredible.

[Guest]

The creation is composed of one locomotive and 22 carriages, each weighing up to 352 pounds. And fully made of Belgian chocolate. Guinness notes the record breaking train as longer than the length of an Olympic swimming pool. And not far off the wingspan of a 747 jumbo jet.

[Tom]

What did they do with the chocolate after it was done?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they. They all leave pictures.

[Tom]

Imagine all these kids running.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they orphans. No, that train. The next stop is diabetes station.

[Josh Arnold]

They. A lot of wheelchair ramps.

[Christy Lee]

It is. It is really elaborate.

[Josh Arnold]

It's beautiful and huge.

[Tom]

It is beautiful.

[Christy Lee]

So Guinness then requires the sculpture be something sort of ornate and not just. You couldn't. For example, we couldn't do one that's a foot longer. That's just a big snake, Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

We can claim it was a bowel movement dinosaur. That is something to see.

[Josh Arnold]

Now what. What would you first take a bite out of?

[Tom]

Oh, that's a great question.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going caboose.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, you're. You're a caboose eater, huh? Might want to run that by your therapist.

[Christopher]

I had a dream.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not sure what that means exactly, but

[Josh Arnold]

you had a dream about this

[Lawyer]

chocolate, Dark chocolate, going dark chocolate. Going in a tunnel. I wonder what that's about.

[Christy Lee]

Gay.

[Guest]

How fun would it be when they're done with us to be one of the people with like a sledgehammer that gets to come in and break this thing apart?

[Tom]

I'm serious. I wonder what they do. I mean,

[Guest]

the main train is as tall as a person.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Like if you can't get in that, can you. How long can it sit there before it would start getting infested with bugs?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. Yeah, that's a good question. Because the ants, once the ants hear

[Lawyer]

about this, these young kids eat the caboose now, right?

[Guest]

Yeah, they started the caboose.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you imagine if you were an ant and there was like a. A Wheat thin on the sidewalk? You're like, hey guys, look what I found. And then another one shows up and goes. You're never gonna believe it.

[Christy Lee]

There's a 300 foot chocolate train and

[Lawyer]

it comes to you.

[Christy Lee]

Call every call, everybody. You know, Willy Won has public transportation.

[Tom]

Wow.

[Lawyer]

That's insane.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Guest]

That was super cool.

[Christy Lee]

Well, thank you.

[Tom]

That was cool. You actually win on the. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That wins for the whole year when you see it. Because at first I'm thinking, you know, come on. But it's. They can't eat it.

[Tom]

Why?

[Josh Arnold]

It'd be a shame kind of not to.

[Lawyer]

Yeah. You sort of have to. Yeah, it's a trip.

[Christy Lee]

But I mean usually when they do these food related records it's always some, you know, they. They send it to an important food bank, right? Someone doing something really great. I mean, are you gonna go, hey, fellas, raise your hand if you have teeth. Okay? For those of you that don't, we're gonna melt them the chocolate for you and. And pour it over your gruel here at the food bank. I like the fact that he's. They describe him as a Maltese chocolatier, which makes me wonder, can you get the Maltese Falcon in chocolate?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe he's just a man. He's just a man from Malta. Well, it's an unanswerable question.

[Lawyer]

Malted chocolate milk, maybe.

[Christy Lee]

When I was in college. When I was in college, I had. I had a copy of the Maltese Falcon on my desk.

[Tom]

Of course you did.

[Josh Arnold]

It's full size.

[Tom]

Why?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, and a replica. A replica. Gotcha.

[Christy Lee]

Because it's one of the great movies of all time.

[Tom]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

You know, if you ever seen Girls

[Tom]

did that impress, I had a replica

[Josh Arnold]

of John Houston sitting in my. Hey, how are you?

[Christy Lee]

There we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God. There is. There is a chocolate. Thank you, Chris. Christopher Found that.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Christy Lee]

If you're looking for a gift for me for Easter, it's right there.

[Tom]

Oh, you wouldn't eat it.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I could put it in my house for 20 minutes until Kelly got home. Why is there a chocolate bird in your office?

[Lawyer]

Why is there slime on the carpet?

[Christy Lee]

I'd have to bring it here. Isn't that beautiful?

[Josh Arnold]

It's like Sally Field coming home to Mrs. Robin Williams. The beginning of Mrs. Doubtfire.

[Lawyer]

It's like Michael Keaton and Mr.

[Christy Lee]

Mom. Now, do you remember who Humphrey Bogart portrays in the Maltese Falcon?

[Tom]

I don't know that I've ever seen the Maltese Falcon.

[Christy Lee]

You haven't lived.

[Lawyer]

It's great.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, Sam Spade.

[Tom]

Sam Spade.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God. It's a great movie. Okay, Sydney Green Street. Peter. Peter Laurie.

[Tom]

I like Peter Laurie.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I like that, you fat man. If you've seen the Falcon, okay, He's

[Tom]

one of a kind, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Tom]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Now, we switch gears here and we head over to the news desk where you'll find Christy Lee and her really kind of sexy. A black and white checked lumberjill.

[Tom]

I appreciate all of that because I've had very little sleep and.

[Josh Arnold]

And a turtleneck. What's that hiding?

[Christy Lee]

Abba. Dabba doo. Is it ABBA or abba?

[Tom]

It's abba.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry, I just can't. I dislike it so much, I can't remember.

[Tom]

Yeah, I know. No, I Wish I did.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you like getting hickeys?

[Tom]

No. I only had one in my entire life and it was like eighth grade or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Who gave it to you? Do you remember the first name of the boy who gave it to you?

[Tom]

Alan.

[Josh Arnold]

I love memories like that.

[Tom]

He's probably listening.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Alan. Good for you, buddy.

[Tom]

A New York City based plastic surgeon is so called swag procedure. Promised to give you guys an enlarged penis. Dr. David Schaefer calls. Boy, there's a name.

[Christy Lee]

What's his name?

[Tom]

Schaefer calls S or Schaefer calls S. H A F E R. Sounds like

[Josh Arnold]

British slang for testicles, doesn't it?

[Tom]

Time out. There was no space between Dr. Schaeffer and Coles. So I just thought it was one name. Dr. Schaeffer.

[Christy Lee]

Dr. Schaefer.

[Tom]

That's weird. I wonder how that happened.

[Christy Lee]

No, I'm looking at the same thing. It doesn't. I have a space there.

[Lawyer]

You know what? He does not.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I do. Josh, come here can be my witness.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh no, that's all right.

[Christy Lee]

Dr. David Schaer calls his unusual offering the swag procedure.

[Tom]

Which stands for Shaffer width and girth.

[Christy Lee]

Now I have a question.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

When they name something after you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. This isn't bad. I don't think he should be embarrassed by this. Really?

[Christy Lee]

You'd want to be named after an artificial procedure to expand penises?

[Josh Arnold]

Kinda, yeah.

[Guest]

I had it done on my. On my. On my testicles. I got myself a swag bag.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, very nice. Now I disagree though. It should. It should be swig because the and should not be in an acronym.

[Tom]

Oh yeah, you're right.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know why we.

[Christy Lee]

But acronyms are often forced or they'll skip words.

[Josh Arnold]

I know it's not fair.

[Christy Lee]

By the way, excuse me for one second. This relates to the Olympics in a way because I had never heard of this. Is it pronounced hyaluronic acid?

[Tom]

Hyaluronic acid. They put it into the male member.

[Christy Lee]

And this was the whole thing with the ski jumpers. The ski jumpers were doing it so they could get the baggier pants.

[Tom]

Yes. Hyaluronic acid is what they use in filler for ladies faces. Like Juvederm, that kind of stuff.

[Christy Lee]

No need to bring religion into this.

[Josh Arnold]

He is right.

[Tom]

He told the New York post. This is Dr. Schaeffer that they use the stiffest form of the hyaluronic acid for the filler patient.

[Christy Lee]

Of course they do.

[Guest]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Why would you want the non stiff?

[Josh Arnold]

I'll have the jello.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Why do they Call you Gumby Dick.

[Guest]

Do they, like, go in from the side or do they go in from the top hole?

[Tom]

I have no idea. But patients are advised to mold the filler in their penis in the day post injection so that it remains smooth.

[Christy Lee]

See, this is where I'm seeing that scene in Ghost where she's.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my darling.

[Christy Lee]

It's there. So you're supposed to stuff your shaft.

[Tom]

Yeah. To keep it smooth. You're also discouraged.

[Christy Lee]

This cannot be a good idea.

[Tom]

You're also discouraged from having penetrative sex so as to not push the filler to the base, because that would look. Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

That'd be hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

Here comes old Pyramid Ween.

[Christy Lee]

So why do they call you a bell dog?

[Guest]

You know those. The rings they put on the bats for the batting?

[Tom]

What would you pay for a swag procedure?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm going $1,500.

[Tom]

Dr. Shaver charges 10 to $20,000 with maintenance injections costing about half that amount.

[Christy Lee]

So it's like buying a condo. You gotta pay a maintenance fee?

[Tom]

Yes. I don't know how often you have to get the maintenance injection. I know with filler, it's about every

[Josh Arnold]

six months, so probably the same.

[Tom]

Probably because filler gets in, that dissolves into your. You know.

[Christy Lee]

But this. This. This only adds. What is it? Width and girth. Not length, not length.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Right.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Doesn't width and girth sound like a law firm advertising on tv?

[Josh Arnold]

Have you been banned from buffets? Are you unable to fit on the roller coaster at the Cedar Point? There's money waiting for you. Hey, fatty. Hey, fatty.

[Christy Lee]

So when they. When they inject this stuff, I assume it has to be a really thick needle, right?

[Tom]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, because.

[Christy Lee]

Because to me, this sounds like you're. It sounds like something you'd have in a caulking gun.

[Tom]

Yeah, it's not that thick.

[Josh Arnold]

I've had a gamma globulin shot before, and that's. You know, it's got to be similar. And that needle wasn't as.

[Christy Lee]

I had a thing in my knee. What is that? You know, before I had knee surgery, they like a month steroids. Two months before. No. Whatever. It's called.

[Lawyer]

Cartilage.

[Christy Lee]

No, but it was. The needle was like a straw. And the guy goes, this is going to hurt a little bit.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Looking at it, I think so.

[Christy Lee]

Because let's face it, needle technology is amazing these days. You know, a glid phlebotomist don't even know that they're in your vein.

[Tom]

But, yeah, ask any woman who's gone through fertility issues, too. Those progesterone shots are not fun either.

[Christy Lee]

But this thing, I mean, it has to be if it's putting a, like a heavy, viscous goop into your male members.

[Tom]

I don't know how heavy and viscous. I would like to see. Like I said, I've never had filler before.

[Guest]

Yeah, send your pictures to Christy if you've had it done.

[Tom]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

And of course, the conversation. I think we've established this historically. It typically goes, the doctor says to the patient, you're going to feel a small prick. And the patient says, so are you, Doc. That's why I came here. This is primarily done by certain ethnicities, is it not?

[Tom]

I don't know. Why are you looking at me?

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's why it's popular in Miami. And okay, just.

[Tom]

Just check.

[Josh Arnold]

Who knows what awful rabbit hole he wants to jump in.

[Christy Lee]

I'd like to. I think the. The maintenance fee thing is the funniest part.

[Tom]

This is in New York City. That' from Miami, so.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, a lot of foreigners living there

[Josh Arnold]

and running it.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and Stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

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