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His chronic UTIs. His pants fit better. Oh, I bet. So maybe his pants did fit better. Doc, I don't like this bowl. So I was wondering if there was an effect with respect to catching STDs or STIs. Yes. And there is actually 50 to 60% less likely to acquire HIV through heterosexual intercourse according to some statistics here. And syphilis, gonorrhea and chlamydia. Circumcision does not provide clear protection, but there you go. So I'm not sure what this has to do with our friend Frank, but I do know that you mentioned who mentioned is. I think Mr. Godwin mentioned Elvis was famously uncircumcised. Yeah. Which was the inspiration for the song Burn in Love. Well, I'd like. I'd like to see some documentation on this. I mean, it's in all the books. Elvis's penis. I am Elvis. I'm Joe's body. And I'm Elvis's penis. I have fever. Fever. All right. Yeah. Anyone else? I do that fever. Love the fever. Arthur Kid once gave me Fever. Did she. I got the fever. You've got beaver fever, right? Always. Okay. Didn't Earth the kids. Speaking of 70s throwbacks, Eartha kit was on. Batman as Catwoman. Yes. One of them. Right. She used to make this hot. And she tried to. She'd try to. She'd try to grab Batman and try to seduce him. And imprinted a little. Oh. I happened to be in a part of our city last Saturday. There was a bat signal. Have you seen this? No. Yes. I was out and about Saturday night and saw the Bat signal above a big building. What, was it on the clouds or on the. On a building? It was in the cloud. I mean, it was coming off the building. So the reason Batman. Batman isn't in San Diego. What do you shoot it at? Well, that's the reason why. Why Spider man isn't out on a farm somewhere. There's no tall buildings stick webs to jump off the silo. Those things are like 80 stories. You farmers on your own. Okay, yes, it was cloudy. Do we have the technology to project a logo onto the moon? The moon? I say we do. I mean, how far away? You look up there, and there's an Apple logo. I say we do. That's funny. Hey, iPhone 17. Are we away from that? Oh, and by the way, what a private note. Will you stop texting me stuff about your new phone that's coming? I'm trying not to get the new one coming out of new. I got the first. I got the first phone call. Son of a. Will you stop it? I called. Hey, Pat got the first phone call. I thought you were. He said nothing. Well, it turned out that my other phone was defective, so I had to get a new one. Is that right? Did it have skin cancer? It had to cover it with a cowboy. A lot happened there. You're just alive to our faces. Why don't you just. Why don't you just say, I wanted the new iPhone? Why won't. Why won't you say, because I'm a baby. You don't have to lie to us. No, actually, no. In all truth, my buddy Douglas was setting me up with this. It's got a better camera. I've got little girls. I gotta get good pictures. And I'm surprised you haven't hired a professional photographer to follow you around the show. That's not a bad idea. I got some good pictures at the soccer game. The guy could be your photographer. A dresser and a driver of my two littlest girls. One constantly refuses to have her photograph taken. Yeah, I guess she's sick of it. But no. And any. Well, while he was transferring, he goes. The old. The one that I had from before was defective. You had to have someone transfer your information to the new. You couldn't do it yourself. Why should I? It's always better. You ever had a salesperson tell you that the one you currently have is defective? No, no, I'd already bought it. This thing here, this even phone you had was defective. You know, my mother bought the same phone. It's unbelievable. She's moving real slow and she only uses it on Sunday. This thing's great. It's fun. You can do that at home by yourself. You know, it's really. You know something? I'm busy. It's less work. It's very user friendly. Drive to the Apple Store. You order it, they drink it to your house. Right, chick? Yep. You put your new phone next to your old phone. You take a. You take a picture with your old phone of the new phone. I'm already out. And you. This is too complicated. There's a fuzz. My old phone was defective. That's why Douglas fixed it for me. Next. Did he say anything about maybe you needed an oil change or an oil filter on your car too? It's funny because he tried to get me. Sell me an air filter for my phone. After he was done, I forgot this. Lad and gentlemen, Judge Strunk. I'll give you a daisy. A daisy. I'll give you a daisy a day. This was a hit. Oh, monster hit. Yep. What year? 70 something. Somebody was listening to the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band. He might have come. Sounds just like Nitty Gritty Dirt Banderson. They would walk down the street in the evening. Wait, hang on a second. Does someone die during the song? Oh yeah. Dead or in hell. Oh, so he's bringing a daisy to the grave. A daisy a day. That's exactly right. Oh God, what a. He's grieving. He's going through the morning. All right. Well yesterday we missed that though, which was yesterday. How could you not remember it? Everybody sing this next part and. What, What. What's he saying here? It's nonsense or something. What's he saying? Party on. It's party on. I thought he was just saying bye. It's body. Yeah, it's some sort of. It's party on. I'm with you, Jeff. I think he's just going back. You know what? That's. That's the wonderful thing about art. It's what it is to you. Yes. That's wrong. It Says right here. It's badia. Oh, by the way, if you like saying party on. I say party. Party on. I am going to say party good. You know, the Cowboys lost yesterday. Hype. High profile loss. Jerry Jones is. Please. And I think if we turn up where he's still having a news conference. He was right. He saved up a few things, but he did have them really ready to play if this team will continue because of the. In my mind, the skill level and the. Yeah, well, you can hear breakfast being served. We'll continue to improve. Oh, he's still talking. When did this start? Yesterday, about, I don't know, 430. Is this. How many questions have been. This is like the second or third question. He's more than happy. In fact, he hasn't even been asked a question. Oh, okay. Isn't that odd? Look what time it is. It. It's this. Now, hang on. Am I supposed to tell you what time it is? A Georgia man, an American Georgia man. Yeah. Not the Russkies, has broken a Guinness world record with his sock collection. Is that right? No. It's amazing. Is it? You should see a picture of this thing. Well, that's the only way. Does he have crew socks, ankle socks? What kind of socks? Every kind of socks. There he is. They got a picture of him in a gymnasium and the floor is covered in. Covered in socks. Do they have to be a pair or do they. Can it just be one sock? Does it have to be a pair? I think he's got a special pile of. From the dryer of the solo socks. There you go. Now when you get. When you find a solo sock in your dryer. And by the way, hats off to Jerry Seinfeld for discussing this. Do you save it in case the other one ever turns up again? Yeah, absolutely. Because the other one always. It tends to. 9 out of 10 times it shows up. When I had kids, we just had a basket and they went in the basket and they would wear them. They mismatch socks all the time. Yeah. Kids don't care anymore. Right. You know, they don't care about nothing. There's a really funny standing up comedian who wears different. Different color socks on each. Really funny. He's funny. That's how you know it was great for me. I didn't have to fold socks. It doesn't look like a ton of socks to me. No, it doesn't. Rex J. Pumphrey. That's P U M P H R E Y Humphrey, but with a P. The second officially has the world's largest sock collection with 1165 unique pairs. I think I have more than that. Mr. Pumphrey stores them in a custom built dresser and says each pair tells a story. And we're going to hear those stories right now, all week. Do you hold your socks? Roll your socks? How do you do the socks? Roll them. You gotta roll. I roll them. Oh, my God. Ball them up. I match socks for an entire movie. Last week I made it through two. I match socks for two straight hours. That's how many pairs of socks we have in our. Have you made the. Have you made the jump in the sock world? There's a left sock and a right sock. What? Yeah. Oh, yeah. You gotta go left sock, right sock. It's a whole different ball game. Your feet are so different. If you're wearing the same sock on both. If you're not wearing a left sock on your left foot and the right sock on the right. Yeah, you're gonna. It's gonna lead to company provides this. Yeah, it's gonna. You're gonna lead the problem. Where do you get those? Man, I am. I put them both together, fold once in the dresser. That's how Andy does it. No, it's just how you lose them. Wait a second. I'm not even a folder anymore. What with my dress. Aren't they crusty enough? You can just stick them together and put them in. No, no. My T shirt. Oh, I made it clear. I forgot. You're a T. Oh, yeah. Got a sock, Jack. A hefty load. But the. I don't even fold them anymore. My dress socks all fold because they're a little longer, but I have ankle socks. I just put them together, and then each pair I alternate where the toe is. So I just rip. Oh, my life is a breeze. You just love being single. I'm in the catbird. The only thing you're missing is taking a picture of each folded sock to do the reconciliation once a month and make sure. Where are we on socks? And then when I wash socks and I have some still in the drawer. Yeah, the newly cleaned socks. I take the. The not. I take the remaining socks that are still in the drawer and I put them on top of the new socks so that the cycle is even. Can you hang on a second? Hang on. Mr. Pumphrey says feel a little. You don't. You want to wash everything evenly, right? Yeah. Yeah. Now, do you ever fade? Get into it. Get in. Get in a pinch and rewear socks that you. That you wore last yesterday. Let's say if let's say tomorrow morning I'm going to go fishing. I may wear yesterday's socks. Yes, because I'm not going to dog dog walk. When you. When you pick them up, can you tell which one you had in your right foot or your left foot? By the way, they're kind of. If you have a little R on your right sock and little L on your left sock, you'll never question what brand they come to me and say, we're would like to sponsor. Your ski socks are that way. Thank you, Tom. Thank you. You have sailing socks. The last, as in the words of L, George, put on. Put on your sail and shoes. Four little feet. And Mr. Pumphrey has many options to choose from. Oh, there are examples. Okay. Cereal brands, TV shows, sports teams, and festive holiday prints. I love this stuff. Instruments, currencies, his favorite foods, and even some of the tried and true classic designs like tartan or polka dots. Now, Jeff Oscar is here with us. Very fine, very fine comedian Jeffrey. Do you know which president was a sock guy famously wore? Now, don't be fooled by Bill Clinton because he had a cat named Socks. That's not. Okay. He did. That's what the cat's name. And he played sacks. So don't get. Don't get confused there. Ready? Go. Fdr. Nope. That's funny. He didn't need him. What Rose? Is it Woody? No, it's more. Way more recent. Oh, Obama. Nope. The elder George Bush. Oh, sock guy. He's not wearing any socks now, is he? Well, I don't know. What is that? How. Why did you ruin it by going there? My God. I'm sure he was buried in socks. No, people are often buried barefoot. Oh, really? I think it's good luck to be buried. I want to be buried shod. Don't you guys picked out how soon? I think it's shoes. Sneakers. Oh, you mean like. You mean like later? Not right now. Okay. I think it's good luck to a shoeless bare feet and a coin on each. In between each toe. That's probably as weird as that is. That's undoubtedly the tradition. Well, you want the ferryman to have some. Yeah, you don't want weird. Some weird culture. You don't want to be 10 cents. We got to get into the river sticks and not have any cash. All right, now I see the. See the coins in your eyes, but where are your toe coins? We can't let you. Yeah, all right. You don't. Venmo. Let's get the. Let's get the Guys here are prepared to coins this way. Wait a minute. Read the last paragraph. Live animal of the sock guy. This is great. Listen to what he says. I love this guy. Why? This is a quote from Rex J. Pumpkin. Guy's a cool guy. And by the way, you know why he started this? Because he likes shoes. He's a shoe guy like you are. And you're the only one in here, maybe except for me, that knew about left and right socks. When I open those drawers each morning, Rex says, I'm not just choosing socks, I'm choosing a tiny adventure. What a great way to look at life. That's how I feel about my underwear. He's delirious. A burst of creativity. A moment of joy. And honestly, what's better than starting every day with something that makes you smile? It's a great story. Well, that's fine. Hopeless, pathetic jerk. Wait a minute. How do you decide what shoes you're gonna wear every day? It's. It's. It's tough. Brings you joy, doesn't it? You match your shirt. No, I had to switch today because the ones I had on were squeaking too much. Now you do it the night before, right? You're a night before guy. I don't want you knowing anything about. I know. I know way too much about you already. Yeah, way too much. I think you. You're mistaken a lot of areas. Really. You. So you put the shoes on this morning? Yeah. And I walked around and goes. And it reminded me of you two walking through here. Especially you with your squeaky shoes. Remember? That makes him do that? I don't know. So frustrating. Well, these, of course, are brand. I think they recognize superior intelligence. I agree. Well, then that doesn't explain mine squeaking. Because I'm a dumbass. A lonely dumbass. Right, Tom? A dumbass. That's alone. There's a distinction. You're not lonely. You've got your TV and DoorDash. And my doggies. And your doggies in your cool little car. That's right. All right. You're doing great. We have. Did you hear that? Tom said I'm doing great. That means you're doing great then. Thank you, Tom. That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google Play and Stitcher. For Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody. The United States Soccer Federation presents the U.S. soccer Podcast. 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