B&T Extra: College FB Traditions, Oskay's Orgy, & PeeWee's Bike

Summary

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Episode: B&T Extra: College FB Traditions, Oskay's Orgy, & PeeWee's Bike

Date: September 1, 2025

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Episode Overview

This “B&T Extra” is a lively blend of signature Bob and Tom comedy, sports banter, cultural nostalgia, and wild true stories, centered around college football traditions, zany news (including a wild swingers’ fest), and pop culture touchstones like Pee Wee’s famous red bike. The hosts riff on recent sports news, historic and quirky football rituals, and a memorable personal anecdote involving a massive local orgy. Classic banter and generational observations abound throughout the conversation.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Sports News: Jerry Jones & Dallas Cowboys

[04:55–08:08]

• The group discusses the Dallas Cowboys starting camp at Oxnard, CA, with owner Jerry Jones’s acting cameo in “Landman” (Amazon Prime series) highlighted as unexpectedly impressive.
• The hosts break down Jerry Jones’s press conference about lengthy player contracts and the risk of injury.
  • Quote (Jerry Jones, imitated by Bob): "If you step out there and do something in the first two or three, you get hit by a car." [06:17]
  • The gang riffs on the bizarre logic, with jokes about aging, Texas pride, and Jones’s massive $17.6 billion net worth.

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2. Pop Culture: Pee Wee’s Bike at The Alamo

[08:09–09:41]

• News that the Alamo museum has acquired the actual red bicycle from "Pee Wee's Big Adventure," delighting movie buffs among the hosts.
  • Quote (Tom): "A fortune teller tells [Pee Wee] that his bike can be found in the basement of the Alamo. And so his adventure is getting to the Alamo." [09:04]
• Comparing the Alamo’s setting in real life (amidst city hotels) with movie expectations.
• Generational divide: Some hosts have never seen the film, to the mock-horror of others.

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3. The Brickyard 400 Grand Marshal: Cookie Monster

[09:56–11:19]

• Announcement that Cookie Monster will be this year’s Brickyard 400 Grand Marshal, sparking nostalgia.
• Comic lament about kids’ TV and the realism of Cookie Monster’s eating.
  • Quote (Tom): "I remember being frustrated as a child knowing that Cookie Monster was not swallowing the cookies...that's not that satisfying, Cookie Monster. You really should be ingesting them." [10:46]
• Amusing tangents about mispronunciations and odd family nicknames: “Cardicky.”

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4. College Football Traditions (Segment Highlight)

[11:55–16:51]

• Countdown to the start of football season, with jokes about offseason loneliness.
• Rundown of quirky college football traditions:
  • Syracuse "Burning of the Shoes": Players burn old shoes to symbolize a fresh start. [12:56]
  • Ohio State "Dotting the I": Iconic marching band tradition.
  • Auburn's "Rolling Toomer’s Corner": Tree toilet-papering after wins, recounting the infamous poisoning incident.
    • Quote (Bob): "They still toilet paper Toomer's Corner... someone from Alabama tried to kill the trees by poisoning." [13:51]
  • Iowa "Hawkeye Wave": Crowd waves to the children’s hospital each home game.
    • Quote (Tom): "I love that. That's so nice." [14:33]
  • Texas A&M "Midnight Yell": Night-before hype rallies.
  • Tennessee "Vol Navy": Tailgating with hundreds of boats outside Neyland Stadium.
  • Florida State "Sod Cemetery": Burial of grass chunks from rival stadiums after wins.
  • Army & Navy "Singing Alma Maters": Shared musical tradition post-game.
  • Virginia "Fourth Year Fifth": Seniors attempt to finish a fifth of liquor on the last home game day—hosts discuss the impossibility and dangers of such a feat.
    • Quote (Christopher): "A fifth of alcohol contains approximately 16 shots." [16:51]

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5. Drinking Challenge Anecdote

[17:08–17:38]

• Bob and Tom recall trying (and failing) to drink a beer per inning at a baseball game.
  • Quote (Bob): "At the fifth inning, sixth inning, it was just like, I'm gonna vomit." [17:22]
• Agreed takeaway: don’t attempt dangerous drinking challenges.

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6. News Oddity: UK Sex Festival and Reflections on Orgies

[17:45–21:19]

• Christopher teases a news story about a 1,000-person swingers’ festival in rural England, leading to candid personal stories.
• Tom confesses attending a massive orgy with his then-girlfriend (out of curiosity, as observers).
  • Quote (Tom): "I couldn't have participated had I wanted to, because it wasn't...he was hiding for his life. Yeah. He was like a scared turtle." [19:19–19:23]
  • Details about the club: four floors, hot tubs, dance floors, a “confessional” (glory hole) area, and an eclectic crowd.
  • Riffing on admission policies favoring women and couples; “single men $5,000”—everyone laughs at the sexism.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "If you step out there and do something in the first two or three, you get hit by a car."
  – Jerry Jones (via Bob), [06:17]

• "Cookie Monster... that's not that satisfying. Cookie Monster. You really should be ingesting them."
  – Tom, [10:46]

• "They still toilet paper Toomer's Corner... someone from Alabama tried to kill the trees by poisoning."
  – Bob, [13:51]

• "I love that. That's so nice."
  – Tom on the Hawkeye Wave, [14:33]

• "I couldn't have participated had I wanted to, because it wasn't...he was hiding for his life. Yeah. He was like a scared turtle."
  – Tom, recalling the swingers’ party, [19:19–19:23]

• "A fifth of alcohol contains approximately 16 shots."
  – Christopher, [16:51]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 04:55 – Jerry Jones and Cowboys camp; actor cameo
• 06:17 – Jerry Jones’s contract logic immortalized
• 08:09 – Pee Wee’s bike at The Alamo; pop culture discussion
• 09:56 – Cookie Monster as Brickyard 400 Grand Marshal
• 11:55 – Countdown to football season & college football traditions
• 16:51 – Drinking challenge math & baseball story
• 17:45 – UK swingers’ festival and orgy anecdotes

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Tone and Spirit

The episode is laced with Bob & Tom’s trademark irreverence, warmth, and generational one-upmanship, blending sports, absurdity, nostalgia, and wild honesty without missing a beat. They jump easily from comedy takes on Jerry Jones and Pee Wee Herman to sincere appreciation for college football’s quirks, then segue into unexpectedly revealing confessions about adult adventures. The chemistry and comic timing remain sharp throughout, making even the most outlandish topics relatable and laugh-out-loud funny.

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Perfect for listeners who love sports, pop culture, and uninhibited humor—the episode delivers classic BOB & TOM banter with surprising stories and genuine camaraderie.

Transcript

[Tom]

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[Bob]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on today's big show. College football OSU Pee Wee's bike. It's on the way in just a minute.

[Tom]

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[Bob]

Sneezing from the pollen the chain caught my shoestring Hit the center bar on my bicycle and almost lost my bearings I love summer good old summertime I got sunburned on the soles of my feet and sand where the sun don't shine Sunburned at the beach in pain the whole darn night so much skin peeled off my back you could make a set of Samsonite I love summer good old summertime I got summer sunburned on the soles of my feet Lotta sand where the sun don't shine Putting on a cold wet bathing suit Mosquitoes and bees and tetanus shot in the dairy air Something's crawling at the foot of my sleeping bag and flaming marshmallows in my hair drop and rol.

[Tom]

Caught.

[Bob]

A baseball with my face Potato salad in the sun Salmonella steps up to the plate Listeria gets the run oh, I love sun good old summertime I got sunburned on the soles of my feet and sand where the sun don't shine I got sunburn at the back of my throat sand behind my eye. A great way to get your morning started. This is Bob and Tom Exter. I think this might be already our audio of the year in the sports department.

[Christopher]

Really?

[Bob]

Oh, Cowboys started camp yesterday in beautiful Oxnard, California.

[Christopher]

Oh, I've been there. Strawberry Festival place.

[Bob]

I don't know what kind of kickback Jerry's getting for taking them to Oxnard, but they. Every year they go to Oxnard. And Cowboys owner general manager Jared Jones, who, by the way, is wonderful in Landman, the Amazon prime series with Billy Bob Thornton.

[Tom]

So good.

[Bob]

He's you. I watched that. Okay. I can't deny that this guy can act. It's amazing.

[Tom]

Is he playing himself?

[Bob]

He's playing himself.

[Tom]

Okay. Which is hard.

[Bob]

It was great.

[Tom]

Like, great brought tears.

[Bob]

Yes.

[Christopher]

Like why? Yes.

[Bob]

He's talking about his kids and how they earn money in oil. And lucky he was to be able to get work with his children.

[Tom]

Children.

[Bob]

And he's telling this guy who had a heart attack to make him appreciate life.

[Tom]

Okay. It was very moving.

[Bob]

Great scene.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Anyway, this audio will erase that memory. Dallas Cowboys owner and general manager Jerry Jones did not have any updates on the status of contract negotiations with Star defensive end Micah Parsons. The Cowboys have been under scrutiny for not signing people as quickly as they should, not giving guaranteed money. On and on. And Jerry kind of tries to explain that. Here we go. The other thing I would say is contracts are four or five years. Okay.

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Bob]

There's a lot of water under the bridge. If you step out there and do something in the first two or three, you get hit by a car.

[Christopher]

Oh.

[Bob]

So there's a lot to look at.

[Christopher]

You can get hit by a car.

[Bob]

Hey, you get hit by a car, you wear that.

[Tom]

A car could strike your body.

[Bob]

And let me tell you, it's no picnic.

[Tom]

I've seen photos.

[Bob]

I've seen. I've seen photos. And let me tell you, if you. If you get hit by a car, it's not going to be any fun.

[Tom]

Nope.

[Bob]

That's all I know.

[Tom]

I'm just reminding you. I feel like some of his players would have a better chance of hitting someone with their car than being hit by a car.

[Bob]

That's probably valid.

[Tom]

I mean, that's probably Jerry still driving. You think?

[Christopher]

How old is he?

[Bob]

82, 83.

[Christopher]

I bet he is.

[Tom]

I bet he is, too.

[Bob]

Yeah. They'll take. Have the steering wheel, and they pry it out of my cold, dead fingers.

[Christopher]

I mean, I think when you get old, you don't want to have your car taken away.

[Tom]

That's an old Texas man, you know, he just wants to drive those.

[Christopher]

He's probably got big horns on the front.

[Tom]

I do hope it's just a caricature of a Texas man's car.

[Christopher]

Wouldn't that be fun?

[Bob]

And you honk the horn, and it's a deep in the heart of Texas. Okay.

[Tom]

Did you see. Speaking of Texas.

[Christopher]

Yep.

[Tom]

And are we getting back to Jerry Jones?

[Bob]

Hang on just a second.

[Tom]

Sure.

[Bob]

You can get hit by a car. Sicily. Okay.

[Tom]

He's 82.

[Bob]

He's 82 years old. And his net worth. Anybody want to guess?

[Tom]

Oh, I couldn't even.

[Christopher]

7 billion.

[Bob]

This is from Forbes.

[Tom]

700 million.

[Bob]

$17.6 billion.

[Tom]

That's a. That's a chunk of change.

[Christopher]

I was closest without going over Texas.

[Bob]

Go.

[Tom]

The Alamo, as we all know, is in Texas. I believe it's in the heart of Dallas.

[Bob]

I remember San Antonio. Could be San Antonio.

[Tom]

I think it is. Said they moved it. I forgot.

[Christopher]

Okay.

[Bob]

It's right. It's like a McDonald's. The Alamo, Hardee's.

[Christopher]

I think it really is in the.

[Tom]

Middle of all that. Yeah. They have acquired the original shooting prop. This was used in the film Pee Wee's bike. The red bicycle.

[Bob]

No way.

[Tom]

Yes. So they. They actually. So the. Starting in like 2027, Pee Wee's bike will be in the sort of part of a museum at the Alamo.

[Bob]

No kidding.

[Tom]

Because in the movie he's told.

[Christopher]

I never saw the movie.

[Bob]

You never saw Pee Wee's big Adv? No.

[Tom]

What? It's a delight. You absolutely should watch it.

[Christopher]

Okay. He's told what? Explain.

[Tom]

A fortune teller tells him that his bike can be found in the basement of the Alamo.

[Bob]

Oh.

[Tom]

And so he has to go. His adventure is getting to the Alamo.

[Bob]

To get the find his bike.

[Christopher]

That's a sweet story.

[Tom]

And I won't spoil no.

[Bob]

Jan Hook's amazing portrayal.

[Tom]

So how fun is that? The actual bike will be at.

[Christopher]

I don't have a reason to go there.

[Tom]

My God.

[Christopher]

Have you been?

[Tom]

Apparently I have. I loved it.

[Christopher]

Really?

[Tom]

But I'm a nerd like that. I.

[Bob]

Can you remember it if you don't go visit, right?

[Tom]

But it is.

[Christopher]

It is the Alamo. I didn't see the movie.

[Tom]

It is odd when you are at the Alamo and you look at. Oh, there's a Holiday Inn Express. There's.

[Christopher]

It seems like this should be here, right?

[Tom]

You think you'd feel like it would be in the middle of a desert.

[Christopher]

But yeah. Kind of grew up around it.

[Bob]

This year's grand marshal for the Brickyard 400 is Cookie Monster.

[Tom]

Oh, I have to go.

[Christopher]

What?

[Bob]

B is for Brickyard. C is for cookie. Ims said it in the announcement. That's right. This year's grand marshal for the brickyard 400. Bring it. Bringing lots of cookies. It's the Cookie Monster from Sesame Street. So that means in the parade.

[Christopher]

Okay.

[Tom]

I love it.

[Bob]

There'll be a guy crouched down in the back seat. Well, I don't know.

[Tom]

What do you mean by that? But Cookie Monster will be there.

[Christopher]

My husband will be there. I'll have to have him take some photos with Cookie Monster.

[Tom]

Don't you want to meet Cookie Monster? No. What do you mean, no Cookie? Am I the only one that wants to hug Cookie Monster?

[Christopher]

I think you might be the only one that wants, but you're a different generation. I didn't grow up with Sesame street either.

[Tom]

So this is what a fat kid I was. I remember being frustrated. A child knowing that Cookie Monster was not swallowing the cookies.

[Bob]

Wait a minute.

[Tom]

Wait a minute.

[Bob]

That deserves to be restated because he.

[Tom]

Would put a cookie in his mouth and it would. And it would just crumble up and fall out of his mouth. Of course. I remember thinking, that's not that satisfying. Cookie Monster. You really should be ingesting them.

[Christopher]

Monster's a puppet.

[Bob]

Cookie Monster is a puppet.

[Tom]

I love Cookie Monster.

[Christopher]

He can't swallow.

[Tom]

My older brother, my mom says, could not pronounce Cookie Monster when he was a young kid. So he. He pronounced it card, key, card, key, card a key. So apparently anytime Cookie Monster came on, he would look at. He would look at Cookie Monster go, card a key.

[Christopher]

Well, it doesn't even close to Cookie Monster.

[Bob]

That's brain damage is what that is. That's not mispronouncing.

[Tom]

He was hit by a dump truck when he was 2 years old. In fact, he calls me Cardicky.

[Bob]

Cardicky. Cardicky.

[Tom]

It's kind of all.

[Bob]

That's right, Joey. I'm cardicky. That's right.

[Tom]

More applesauce.

[Bob]

Right. We're just one month and one day away from the first college football game of the season, really. Our long national nightmare is finally almost over with football returning. College or pro? I'm glad either one August games during the off season. I'd rather not answer that because sounds tragic and alone. But I might have watched. I make it a point to watch all the Super Bowls Washington was involved in in the off season.

[Tom]

I, as Tom likes to remind you, that's why you're alone.

[Bob]

That's why I'm alone. That's right. But college football, there are many traditions across the country that occupy the college football world. Oh, I bet that you're not aware of some of these. I bet these are absolutely all on the up and up. I'm not. I have not made any of them up, honestly. In Syracuse college football, the Orange men. Yes, Syracuse, Orange, they have a tradition of the burning of the shoes.

[Tom]

Oh, really?

[Bob]

Syracuse smell bad, but it's a date back to just the 80s. Players take their old shoes and bad memories from the year prior to burn.

[Tom]

Oh, okay.

[Bob]

It symbolizes a fresh start to this for the season to come. It's been passed down and they still. They still do it to this day. And of course, Ohio State, they dot the I in Ohio with the marching band, the Luminaries and things. I love that very movie.

[Tom]

Maybe Cookie Monster will be.

[Christopher]

Maybe.

[Bob]

In Auburn, they call it Rolling Tumors Corner. Auburn. Auburn football fans roll the tp. They toilet paper the trees of Tumors Corner, which borders the campus with toilet paper after Tiger wins. And you know, there's a big controversy that someone from Alabama tried to kill the trees at Tumors Corner by poisoning.

[Christopher]

Oh, my man.

[Bob]

Yeah, the tradition dates back to the 60s and has survived an infamous poisoning to still go strong today. So they still toilet paper tumors Corner.

[Tom]

Sounds like the neighborhood next to Chernobyl.

[Bob]

There's nine toed cats and there's.

[Tom]

Oh, hi, I didn't see you there. Here in Toomer's Corner, we have quite a bustling main street. Like in our town of Chernobyl, It's Toomer's Corner.

[Bob]

Let's see the Iowa Hawkeyes. We've talked about this one before. At the end of the first quarter during home football games, thousands of the Hawkeyes fans can be seen waving in the direction of the Iowa Stead family Children's Hospital across the street.

[Tom]

I love that. That's so nice.

[Bob]

Texas A and M, they have the midnight yell the night before every home game. The Aggies yell leaders. Yell leaders. They gathered to hype fans up for the upcoming match. The events include practice, practicing yells for Saturday's action, as well as tall tales and fables about how Texas A and M plans to beat their opponent. In Tennessee, they call it the Volunteer Navy. The University of Tennessee Armada, also known Tennessee Volunteers. They call it the Vol Navy. Started in the 1960s, it's a tradition sees more than 300 boats show up outside Neyland Stadium for a floating tailgate. Tennessee has one, one of two campuses in the country that is accessible by boat.

[Tom]

That's fun.

[Bob]

So that's where that comes from. Florida State has a sod cemetery.

[Tom]

They do.

[Bob]

Spanning more than 70 years. Florida State tradition involves taking chunks of sod from visiting stadiums after Seminole wins and burying them back in Tallahassee.

[Tom]

Oh, blow, Seminole winds. Blow like you're never gonna blow again.

[Christopher]

What song is that?

[Tom]

John Anderson for that ass.

[Bob]

Oh, what about swinging? Isn't that John. Is that the John Anderson? Same guy swinging. Eating chocolate pie right there on the porch, swinging. And army and Navy, of course. They sing the alma maters at the end of their football game. But my favorite of all these is called the fourth year fifth.

[Christopher]

The fourth year Fifth.

[Bob]

This is from Virginia. Virginia Cavaliers. This of course is a controversial tradition, as you'll understand why. Virginia seniors look to finish a fifth of liquor during the day of the season's final home game.

[Tom]

That can't be easy.

[Christopher]

No.

[Bob]

The fourth fifth university has done its part to warn on the dangers of alcohol abuse. The practice does continue. And yeah, college campuses aren't really known for indulging in too much alcohol. I don't think that's never. That's never been a problem. So there. There you are. And it'll. Football season will be in full swing here soon, and we'll be able to watch something on TV other than the latest British miniseries.

[Tom]

A. A fifth of alcohol contains approximately 16 shots.

[Christopher]

Yikes.

[Bob]

Well, this is all day, though.

[Tom]

No, I know, I know.

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Tom]

But that just kind of gives you. I mean, so even a shot an hour. 16 hours. Yeah. Two shots an hour.

[Bob]

Eight hours. I was. I was telling you in the hallway, Bob and I went to a Cubs Dodgers game a long time ago, and we tried to drink a beer at inning.

[Tom]

That's way harder than you think.

[Bob]

Oh, it's. It's a three up, three down. You're toast.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Good luck, dude. And we were at fifth inning, sixth inning. It was just like. I'm gonna vomit.

[Tom]

Did you even finish? I. I.

[Bob]

No.

[Tom]

Yeah, I've never.

[Bob]

Actually, you know what? I don't remember.

[Tom]

It's. Yeah, yeah, exactly. You get that drunk.

[Bob]

You get that.

[Tom]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Christopher]

No, thanks.

[Bob]

So don't do that.

[Christopher]

No, don't do that.

[Bob]

Yeah. And that's sports for right now. Christy, what. What do you have over there in the news world?

[Christopher]

Well, coming up, we have a sex festival with 1000 swingers causing some problems in England, in a sleepy little English village.

[Bob]

You think you could attend a swingers party, Josh?

[Tom]

Yes, I. But if you're asking if I could.

[Bob]

Partake fully, I mean. Okay, fully attend a swingers function.

[Tom]

I don't know. I don't know if I would get shy. I mean, I get shy using a urinal sometimes, so I don't know if I, you know, I not be able.

[Bob]

To perform at times.

[Tom]

Yeah. Yeah. So. Boy, because everybody else is watching, is that it? I mean, it's an orgy, I guess.

[Christopher]

Do orgies turn you on?

[Bob]

I think.

[Tom]

No, not really.

[Bob]

As I understand it from what I've learned from the movies, there's areas where that sort of thing, everybody can watch. And then there are private areas where a couple people go pro, I think.

[Tom]

But I also, if I'm just a single guy going in. Yes.

[Bob]

I don't think they.

[Tom]

A lot of them won't allow. Exactly. Which I totally get.

[Bob]

Right. Right.

[Tom]

Or single ladies are in free single men, $5,000. Like, they jack it way up. Maybe jack's the wrong word.

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Bob]

We talked about this, didn't we, Oscar? It's unfair, isn't it?

[Tom]

Yeah, that's right.

[Bob]

It's unfair.

[Tom]

Sexist.

[Christopher]

Unfair.

[Bob]

Would you do it, Jeff?

[Tom]

I wouldn't participate. I have been to an event like that with a girlfriend. We watched we didn't participate. But you watched people having sex. I couldn't have participated had I wanted to, because it wasn't. Oh, he was. He was hiding for his life. Yeah. He was like a scared turtle. He was. I wonder if mine would be scared too.

[Christopher]

So you wouldn't. It doesn't. It's not right.

[Tom]

It was exciting.

[Christopher]

I mean, it wasn't.

[Tom]

It was very interesting while we were there, when we got home and it was just the two of us, right. Super hot, but there we were terrified. But we were like 23 and everyone there was like 55 to 85. Whoa.

[Christopher]

So how did you get involved in that?

[Tom]

My girlfriend wanted to go to one and knew a guy who knew the password at the door and we went. There were thousands of people there. It was crazy.

[Bob]

No kidding.

[Tom]

Yeah. It was a four story building downtown around here. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, right. Downtown, four stories. It had like a hot tub floor. Had a. It had three dance floors with DJs.

[Christopher]

And everybody's naked.

[Tom]

No, Some people are in lingerie. Some people like me are fully clothed. Some people just buck ass naked. Just walking around knocking bottles over with your dong. Like it was insane.

[Bob]

Stand back.

[Tom]

Was there like a buffet, you know.

[Bob]

Like a nice salad bar?

[Tom]

No, but they did have snack, like cold cut snack mix on the bar. And you brought your own. You brought your own liquor and you gave it to the bartender and he would mix you drinks on the bar. And they had like four bars. They had a confessional area with like 12 confessionals. Now, you don't mean like Catholic confessionals. Like these are like real world confession where you talk to the camera. No, these are. One person goes on one side and the other person kneels on the other side. Okay, so these are. There's a whole. Please don't. Don't call those. Confessional. That's what they called. It was the confessional. Yeah. That's a portable glory hole is what that is. Yeah, well, pgh, these were built in, so.

[Bob]

Built in.

[Christopher]

Is that still around?

[Tom]

No, the building got tore down like three years ago. But every time I drove by the building, I was like, oh my gosh, if people knew what went on in there. That's old Swingers Towers.

[Bob]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google Play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

[Tom]

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[Bob]

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[Tom]

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