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Episode: B&T Extra: College FB Traditions, Oskay's Orgy, & PeeWee's Bike

Date: September 1, 2025

Episode Overview

This “B&T Extra” is a lively blend of signature Bob and Tom comedy, sports banter, cultural nostalgia, and wild true stories, centered around college football traditions, zany news (including a wild swingers’ fest), and pop culture touchstones like Pee Wee’s famous red bike. The hosts riff on recent sports news, historic and quirky football rituals, and a memorable personal anecdote involving a massive local orgy. Classic banter and generational observations abound throughout the conversation.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Sports News: Jerry Jones & Dallas Cowboys

[04:55–08:08]

• The group discusses the Dallas Cowboys starting camp at Oxnard, CA, with owner Jerry Jones’s acting cameo in “Landman” (Amazon Prime series) highlighted as unexpectedly impressive.
• The hosts break down Jerry Jones’s press conference about lengthy player contracts and the risk of injury.
  • Quote (Jerry Jones, imitated by Bob): "If you step out there and do something in the first two or three, you get hit by a car." [06:17]
  • The gang riffs on the bizarre logic, with jokes about aging, Texas pride, and Jones’s massive $17.6 billion net worth.

2. Pop Culture: Pee Wee’s Bike at The Alamo

[08:09–09:41]

• News that the Alamo museum has acquired the actual red bicycle from "Pee Wee's Big Adventure," delighting movie buffs among the hosts.
  • Quote (Tom): "A fortune teller tells [Pee Wee] that his bike can be found in the basement of the Alamo. And so his adventure is getting to the Alamo." [09:04]
• Comparing the Alamo’s setting in real life (amidst city hotels) with movie expectations.
• Generational divide: Some hosts have never seen the film, to the mock-horror of others.

3. The Brickyard 400 Grand Marshal: Cookie Monster

[09:56–11:19]

• Announcement that Cookie Monster will be this year’s Brickyard 400 Grand Marshal, sparking nostalgia.
• Comic lament about kids’ TV and the realism of Cookie Monster’s eating.
  • Quote (Tom): "I remember being frustrated as a child knowing that Cookie Monster was not swallowing the cookies...that's not that satisfying, Cookie Monster. You really should be ingesting them." [10:46]
• Amusing tangents about mispronunciations and odd family nicknames: “Cardicky.”

4. College Football Traditions (Segment Highlight)

[11:55–16:51]

• Countdown to the start of football season, with jokes about offseason loneliness.
• Rundown of quirky college football traditions:
  • Syracuse "Burning of the Shoes": Players burn old shoes to symbolize a fresh start. [12:56]
  • Ohio State "Dotting the I": Iconic marching band tradition.
  • Auburn's "Rolling Toomer’s Corner": Tree toilet-papering after wins, recounting the infamous poisoning incident.
    • Quote (Bob): "They still toilet paper Toomer's Corner... someone from Alabama tried to kill the trees by poisoning." [13:51]
  • Iowa "Hawkeye Wave": Crowd waves to the children’s hospital each home game.
    • Quote (Tom): "I love that. That's so nice." [14:33]
  • Texas A&M "Midnight Yell": Night-before hype rallies.
  • Tennessee "Vol Navy": Tailgating with hundreds of boats outside Neyland Stadium.
  • Florida State "Sod Cemetery": Burial of grass chunks from rival stadiums after wins.
  • Army & Navy "Singing Alma Maters": Shared musical tradition post-game.
  • Virginia "Fourth Year Fifth": Seniors attempt to finish a fifth of liquor on the last home game day—hosts discuss the impossibility and dangers of such a feat.
    • Quote (Christopher): "A fifth of alcohol contains approximately 16 shots." [16:51]

5. Drinking Challenge Anecdote

[17:08–17:38]

• Bob and Tom recall trying (and failing) to drink a beer per inning at a baseball game.
  • Quote (Bob): "At the fifth inning, sixth inning, it was just like, I'm gonna vomit." [17:22]
• Agreed takeaway: don’t attempt dangerous drinking challenges.

6. News Oddity: UK Sex Festival and Reflections on Orgies

[17:45–21:19]

• Christopher teases a news story about a 1,000-person swingers’ festival in rural England, leading to candid personal stories.
• Tom confesses attending a massive orgy with his then-girlfriend (out of curiosity, as observers).
  • Quote (Tom): "I couldn't have participated had I wanted to, because it wasn't...he was hiding for his life. Yeah. He was like a scared turtle." [19:19–19:23]
  • Details about the club: four floors, hot tubs, dance floors, a “confessional” (glory hole) area, and an eclectic crowd.
  • Riffing on admission policies favoring women and couples; “single men $5,000”—everyone laughs at the sexism.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "If you step out there and do something in the first two or three, you get hit by a car."
  – Jerry Jones (via Bob), [06:17]

• "Cookie Monster... that's not that satisfying. Cookie Monster. You really should be ingesting them."
  – Tom, [10:46]

• "They still toilet paper Toomer's Corner... someone from Alabama tried to kill the trees by poisoning."
  – Bob, [13:51]

• "I love that. That's so nice."
  – Tom on the Hawkeye Wave, [14:33]

• "I couldn't have participated had I wanted to, because it wasn't...he was hiding for his life. Yeah. He was like a scared turtle."
  – Tom, recalling the swingers’ party, [19:19–19:23]

• "A fifth of alcohol contains approximately 16 shots."
  – Christopher, [16:51]

Timestamps for Important Segments

• 04:55 – Jerry Jones and Cowboys camp; actor cameo
• 06:17 – Jerry Jones’s contract logic immortalized
• 08:09 – Pee Wee’s bike at The Alamo; pop culture discussion
• 09:56 – Cookie Monster as Brickyard 400 Grand Marshal
• 11:55 – Countdown to football season & college football traditions
• 16:51 – Drinking challenge math & baseball story
• 17:45 – UK swingers’ festival and orgy anecdotes

Tone and Spirit

The episode is laced with Bob & Tom’s trademark irreverence, warmth, and generational one-upmanship, blending sports, absurdity, nostalgia, and wild honesty without missing a beat. They jump easily from comedy takes on Jerry Jones and Pee Wee Herman to sincere appreciation for college football’s quirks, then segue into unexpectedly revealing confessions about adult adventures. The chemistry and comic timing remain sharp throughout, making even the most outlandish topics relatable and laugh-out-loud funny.

Perfect for listeners who love sports, pop culture, and uninhibited humor—the episode delivers classic BOB & TOM banter with surprising stories and genuine camaraderie.