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Host
K Pop Demon Hunters Saja Boys breakfast meal and Hunt Trick's meal have just dropped at McDonald's. They're calling this a battle for the fans. What do you say to that, Rumi?
Bob Kevoian
It's not a battle. So glad the Saja boys could take
Co-host
breakfast and give our meal the rest of the day.
Pat Godman
It is an honor to share.
Kelly Collette
No, it's our honor.
Pat Godman
It is our larger honor.
Kelly Collette
No, really stop.
Host
You can really feel the respect in this battle. Pick a meal to pick a side.
Josh Arnold
Ba da ba ba ba and participate
Tom Griswold
in McDonald's while supplies last.
Christopher
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on the big show today, comedian Al Jackson. He's coming up right after this.
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Bob Kevoian
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Figarola Pew (Character in Ad)
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Figarola Pew (Character in Ad)
Now you're breaking wind so much your ass gives off a breeze.
Female Guest
Darling, I've never seen you looking so lovely,
Bob Kevoian
so perfect.
Female Guest
This is a great restaurant. Wait till you see the menu.
Waiter Character
Good evening, monsieur, mademoiselle.
Bob Kevoian
I am Jacques.
Waiter Character
May I take your order, please?
Female Guest
Jacques, it's nice to see you. I think we'll start off with a.
Waiter Character
Oh, monsieur, I am so embarrassed for you. I feel so bad. I do not know what to say.
Co-host
Don't feel bad for my husband. He's using flatulente. Go ahead, take a whiff.
Waiter Character
How lovely. Potpourri. An excellent choice. Monsieur, might I recommend with that Chateaubriand foutou?
Co-host
Thank you, waiter, and thank you. Flagellante.
Figarola Pew (Character in Ad)
Flagellante. In the restaurant or in ze bedroom?
Bob Kevoian
Get under the covers, honey.
Guest/Co-host
I want to do a Dutch oven.
Kelly Collette
Oh, I ha. Lemon?
Figarola Pew (Character in Ad)
No.
Bob Kevoian
It's Flatulante's new citrus celebration. You're so romantic.
Figarola Pew (Character in Ad)
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Singer in Ad
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Figarola Pew (Character in Ad)
It's as if perfume is blasting out your cheeks.
Guest/Co-host
Flatulante. Look for it in your grocer's derriere case. Flatulante, a product of Frigal Industries, El Paso, Texas.
Christopher
Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
Tom Griswold
Excuse me.
Bob Kevoian
Here's some extra. This is Bob and Tom. Extra.
Guest/Co-host
Now we're gonna hook up, I think, with Al Jackson.
There we go.
Comedian Al Jackson joins us.
Tom Griswold
This is ridiculous.
Guest/Co-host
Is that a.
You look like a. You look like a very tall jockey.
Is that. Are those silks you got on? A green. Looks like a silk face. Outfit Jacket.
Bob Kevoian
It's a. It's a reversible puma jacket. Welcome back to the early 90s. Yeah, it's great for guys like me that are trying to. If you want to cut your wardrobe in half, but double it. That's what getting reversible clothing does. I'm in the era, I'm almost to my time era, where I'm just down to one outfit, like Star Trek.
Guest/Co-host
Now, what's on the other? If you reverse that thing, what color is it on the inside?
Bob Kevoian
It's just all Blue.
Josh Arnold
Ah.
Guest/Co-host
Oh, okay. Because that's kind of a nice green. Getting ready for St. Patrick's Day area.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah. Probably not this year. I do want to say one thing, because there were some jokes made about people's weekend plans. Jokes that I consider a little untoward. I thought we were all friends in here, but honestly, we're in a new era where, like, everybody feels. Feels like, this pressure to have their weekend packed. Whatever happened to not having anything to do on the weekend? Those are the best weekends.
Guest/Co-host
Absolutely.
Bob Kevoian
Everybody's. I'm going on a hike and my boyfriend's painting, and we're hooking up a sound. Just don't do anything. See how that works out. I think it'll be fine.
Josh Arnold
That's what I'm gonna do. I haven't done that in months.
Guest/Co-host
I do nothing. Weekend.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Bob Kevoian
All right.
Guest/Co-host
Sounds like a good idea. I've got to explain that.
Bob Kevoian
Super underrated.
Guest/Co-host
What that means. Now. We were just talking about some history stuff we mentioned, and I just realized the connection. We mentioned Sergio Mendez and Brazil. 66.
Yeah, we did. And not just 66. 77, 88.
This was his big hit. You'll recognize this after about 10 seconds in.
Yeah, yeah. This is one of his first hits, I think.
Right. Yeah.
Kelly Collette
Tequila.
Guest/Co-host
But here's where it kicks in with some cool vocals.
Tom Griswold
I like this one.
Pat Godman
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
I can see Jack Lemmon nervously making a drink.
Bob Kevoian
Yes.
Tom Griswold
For a young Shirley MacLaine.
Guest/Co-host
And what I forgot about was we also had. Was also on this date that Harrison Ford crashed his plane into a golf course and survived, of course. Oh, yeah. I'd forgotten that Harrison Ford, before he was famous, was a carpenter. And his first major gig was he built a recording studio for Sergio Mendez.
Tom Griswold
Weird.
Guest/Co-host
There you go. That's a coincidence.
Josh Arnold
Put a bow on that, didn't we?
Bob Kevoian
Was that song called Masque Nada?
Figarola Pew (Character in Ad)
Yes.
Guest/Co-host
Very good.
Pat Godman
There you go.
Bob Kevoian
That. I listened to that song over and over in college. I. There's. I just thought it was such a cool song. And there's also a remake where this. It's a little bit faster and this. This woman sings it. It's just such. It's such a cool song.
Guest/Co-host
It's Black Eyed Peas, I think. Well, Black Eyed Peas did a remake of it.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, they did, but it was just like. Kind of like it was a Hispanic one. Like a Latin. Latina singer that did it. But, yeah, it's. It's just crazy. Like, those are the kinds of songs felt. Now, listen, I'm a man of a certain age, but I Can say that I've had Boots on the Ground. That's one of those songs that, like, when a woman comes to your spot and you know she likes you, when there's some music like that that's playing, it's a conversation starter. It's a song that she's not going to associate with any other guy, and she's not going to associate with any other song situation. And it's kind. It's funky, it's kind of sexy, and, like, while you're making a drink or something, it's like a great song to have playing when somebody you're interested in comes to the crib. So I'm just. I'm just throwing that out there.
Josh Arnold
All right.
Guest/Co-host
I think Josh nailed it. I can see Jack Lemmon with, you know, with one of those shakers, right. With a little measuring cup.
Josh Arnold
The apartment. Just watched that movie the other day.
Guest/Co-host
I saw that. I. Josh. No, they actually explained our guest. Do you know Kelly Collette? Have you guys met before?
Kelly Collette
Hi, Al.
Bob Kevoian
Hey, what's up? Kelly, I feel like you are one of the names that I see when I'm coming to a club where I'm currently there, and I can see the comics that have been there or are coming. I always see your name. So it's great to meet you.
Kelly Collette
It's nice to meet you. I feel the same way about you. I'm like, I know who Al Jackson is. We've. And then I was like, I don't know if we've ever met before, but I know who you are now.
Guest/Co-host
I have a question, a question for both of you and Pat 2 and Josh.
Tom Griswold
All right.
Guest/Co-host
I just received a letter. We were talking about Battle Creek, Michigan, the home of some very fine cereal. We did a whole hunk about breakfast cereal.
Tom Griswold
That's Kelloggville, isn't it?
Bob Kevoian
Yeah.
Guest/Co-host
There is a comedy club there.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Pat Godman
Gary Fields ran it.
Guest/Co-host
And I was told that when you would play there, he would take you on a tour of the cereal factory. And they would take your picture.
I have it.
And put it on the COVID of a box of cereal. And all of the photos when you'd walk in the comedy club were photographs of the comedians instead of the usual.
Tom Griswold
That's amazing.
Pat Godman
It's really cool.
Kelly Collette
That's so awesome. They only put pictures of me on milk cartons. That's really fun.
Guest/Co-host
Did you ever experience that, Al?
Bob Kevoian
No. That is so cool. And that's the kind of thing that I miss. And, Kelly, you. You know, being out of the natty, you know, there's like Some really cool comedy clubs that are. No, like, there used to be. I remember the Connect Comedy Connection in Toledo. They had to rebuild, and what they did was, I guess the space they took over was an old bowling alley. So they took the wood from the. The bowling alley floor and they put it on the wall. So it's like a really cool aesthetic. And they, like, brought. They kept that vibe of, like, what the place used to be, and it just. It kept from, like, these spaces just becoming, like, sterile corporate comedy work environments. And they just kind of seemed like they embodied the city that they. That they represented. So. Shout out. I wish I had done that gig.
Guest/Co-host
I would kill.
Bob Kevoian
First of all, I was good with the tour. I didn't even.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Guest/Co-host
What cereal box would you want to be on?
Pat Godman
Well, actually, I think it was all Frosted Flakes, actually.
Bob Kevoian
But.
Guest/Co-host
No, yeah, yeah, I'm aware of that.
Tom Griswold
I would like to have. And it is General Mills, so this wouldn't necessarily happen, but I'd like to have my arm around Booberry. Like we're old pals.
Guest/Co-host
Yeah, because we are old pals.
Bob Kevoian
That's good.
Guest/Co-host
I mean, what cereal. What cereal would an Al Jackson be appropriate on the COVID What?
Bob Kevoian
Because I'm. I'm dressed for it. So I would say Lucky Charms, but that really wasn't my cereal. Lucky Charms is like. I would. It would get. It would give me anxiety because you just get the. The. The not good marshmallow, and you're just like, when am I gonna have another marshmallow bite? I ain't like that. I was really. Even though I was ahead of my time, I was. I was a frosted Shredded Wheat. I love those.
Tom Griswold
Really good.
Bob Kevoian
I would eat them without cereal.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, me too.
Bob Kevoian
I would eat them without milk. I would just pop them.
Guest/Co-host
So you'd want to be in the COVID of Frosted Flakes with Tony the Tiger?
Josh Arnold
No, no, like, the Shredded Wheat Wheat.
Guest/Co-host
Thanks for listening, Tom.
Figarola Pew (Character in Ad)
What are you doing?
Tom Griswold
Are you frosted Mini Wheats or the Shredded Wheat?
Guest/Co-host
Yeah, that's what you meant. You meant the frosted Mini Wheat.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, yeah. Frosted Mini Wheats within the yellow box, and I would pop them. The only thing is, sometimes you forget that people do take Shredded Wheat to, you know, be a little bit more regular. And sometimes you're just like, why does my stomach feel like that? And you realize maybe you should have not eaten as many. Many wheats. But I. No regrets. That was my. That would be my box for sure.
Guest/Co-host
Josh, have you thought about it? I mean, do you think I would put My arm around blueberries, but that's it. I mean, what about if you were. That's not a Kellogg's product, though, is it?
Tom Griswold
Oh, so you want me to go strictly Kellogg's. I'm kind of trying to figure out what it is you're wanting one of us to say.
Josh Arnold
I have one.
Kelly Collette
I have one. I would want to be on a box of cereal with Captain Crunch because I love a man with a boat and.
Guest/Co-host
Very good.
Kelly Collette
I very much like the idea they have a certain cereal where they call Oops all berries, which I think is hilarious. It's just like, oops, we messed up
Tom Griswold
and they took the mistake. They owned it, and then they profited.
Guest/Co-host
Don't they do that periodically?
Bob Kevoian
Like,
Guest/Co-host
they do that all the time.
They did the marshmallows giant Frankenstein switch there that switches the blueberries on and off and it gets knocked into on.
Is that like. Is it like the McRib? It only comes around occasionally. Some.
Bob Kevoian
Some.
Tom Griswold
I think Oops All. All berries may be.
Guest/Co-host
I think you can always get Oops all berries now.
Pat Godman
Yeah.
Kelly Collette
But I like the idea that there's like, this is Oops, I ate the whole box. Like, nothing matters. We're all gonna die. You know what I mean? It's like a very in the now.
Guest/Co-host
Al, the point of this aspect, this program, I should explain to Kelly. Al is going to try to teach me something about street lingo. Al, what have you got for me today?
Bob Kevoian
I have quite a few, but I have to ask this because this will probably be my only time to ask this on for the rest of my life. Hopefully. This was a Midwestern, maybe like a regional cereal. Did you guys have King Vitamin?
Guest/Co-host
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
Tom Griswold
We never got it, but I saw it.
Host
Oh, yeah?
Pat Godman
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Okay. It wasn't everywhere, but I was like, did I dream that my dad used to stock up King? It was like this.
Guest/Co-host
And let me tell you.
Bob Kevoian
Just please let me hear King Vitamin.
Guest/Co-host
It wasn't a cartoon. It was a guy.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Guest/Co-host
On the box, a King. It was like some. He looked like a.
An act.
He was an actor.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah.
Guest/Co-host
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Well, I don't know, Chick. You're. You're being. Harrison Ford is an actor. This was a drunk man that they tried out so they could you. Some B roll hopped up a man.
Guest/Co-host
I think that we're making some assumptions here. I'm sure he's a fine man.
Josh Arnold
Looks like the guy from Monty Python.
Guest/Co-host
Yeah, right. You got it right there, right?
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Guest/Co-host
There you go.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, that makes me feel so much better. I was worried it was Just me. All right, Tom, let's get into it. Okay, Tom, well, let's start off, you know, we want to show our guests in the world that, like, you know, these things. So we're going to start with an easy one. Tom, tell everybody quickly what a baddie is.
Guest/Co-host
A baddie.
Bob Kevoian
Yes,
Guest/Co-host
I'm about a woman of easy virtue. She's. She's a baddie. Round heeled.
Oh, like a biddy is what you're doing? Is that what you're doing?
Figarola Pew (Character in Ad)
It's bad.
Guest/Co-host
We're bad.
Bob Kevoian
In what world would that be bad, Tom? Yeah.
Kelly Collette
What are you saying?
Guest/Co-host
I'm not getting warm, am I?
Tom Griswold
No, no, you're kind of. It's a woman.
Guest/Co-host
Yeah, she's a baddie. Is this a suggestion to someone not to take her out? That this is not going to go well?
Kelly Collette
The opposite.
Guest/Co-host
No. Oh, it's. Oh, it's. She's bad. She's. Yes, she's, like I said, a woman of easy virtue.
Christopher
She kisses with her mouth open.
Guest/Co-host
Okay.
Bob Kevoian
It just means she's hot.
Guest/Co-host
That's right.
Okay.
Tom Griswold
That's a good thing.
Pat Godman
Yeah.
Guest/Co-host
Yeah. But she's out and then giving.
Tom Griswold
No, that's not part of it.
Guest/Co-host
But then who wants to go out with her? So this is stuck up. Just wants a free dinner.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah.
Guest/Co-host
Who she thinks she is.
Bob Kevoian
All right, Tom, that went. That didn't go as well as I thought.
Guest/Co-host
That was horror.
Bob Kevoian
I thought we were gonna blow through that.
Guest/Co-host
Yeah, they got no help. Okay, next.
Bob Kevoian
All right, Tom, what is. What would you say? That's a body. You would point to somebody and say, that's a body.
Guest/Co-host
I would assume you'd be admiring the curvaceous nature of a young lady. And so that's a body.
Pat Godman
No, probably not.
Guest/Co-host
Okay, Somebody makes that much sense.
Bob Kevoian
That's.
Tom Griswold
That's not a bad guess.
Guest/Co-host
What do you think it is?
Pat Godman
Oh, that's somebody. That's somebody important. That's a body.
Guest/Co-host
Oh, that.
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
That's not correct. But you're in the right house. You're not in the right room, but you're in the right house. I like. Where you going, Pat? Okay, that's a body. Why would that person be important to you?
Guest/Co-host
A member of an entourage that really doesn't have any. He's just a body part of your family.
Bob Kevoian
No, no, the exact opposite. This person could be considered maybe a buddy.
Guest/Co-host
Oh, so is this someone who's the. The close friend of someone who's really famous?
Bob Kevoian
No, it's somebody that you slept with.
Tom Griswold
It's a friend with benefits. In a way.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, I gotcha.
Tom Griswold
Or that's somebody on my body count.
Bob Kevoian
Yes, that's a body. I think that's where it came from.
Tom Griswold
Gotcha.
Josh Arnold
That makes sense.
Guest/Co-host
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
See?
Bob Kevoian
So, Tom, could you use the word, the phrase that's a body in a sentence, please?
Guest/Co-host
Please do.
Tom Griswold
And I want you to name names.
Guest/Co-host
Okay. So Pat Godman walks into a bar.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Guest/Co-host
And throw me under the bus.
Pat Godman
Are you.
Guest/Co-host
Oh, no, no, no. This is. This is. You're gonna be happy with this. And it's Kim Knight at the bar. And all the ladies are named Kim. And Pat walks into the bar and goes, oh, that's a body. That's a body.
Josh Arnold
That's another body.
Guest/Co-host
It's another body.
Pat Godman
I've dated and married only Kim Zell.
Guest/Co-host
So, yeah, there you go.
Bob Kevoian
I did not know that.
Guest/Co-host
Yes. Pat is a history of Kim's first name.
Tom Griswold
He doesn't have a Korean fetish.
Pat Godman
Yes, I actually do.
Bob Kevoian
How many are we talking? Quickly?
Pat Godman
Too many. Jesus.
Guest/Co-host
Three, Right?
Pat Godman
Many ex girlfriends and two wives.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah. Oh, all right. That's very weird.
Tom Griswold
You should write it down.
Guest/Co-host
The weird part is he had a tattoo that said Kim, which he covered up and then married another Kim.
Pat Godman
Could have just left the tattoo. Wouldn't that have been odd? When we first got naked, there was a cam on my shoulder already.
Josh Arnold
Oh, that scared me.
Kelly Collette
I'd be freaked out. I'd be like, okay, I'm about to be a body in his trunk. That's what I'm about to be.
Guest/Co-host
Different definition of body, but perfectly valid. Okay, we got time for one more. What is it?
Bob Kevoian
All right, Tom, let's end with one that you're definitely. You've definitely heard from your. Your youngest kids. Tom, what are aura points?
Josh Arnold
Like your aura frame or.
Guest/Co-host
Yeah, yeah, aura. I give up. I don't know. Your aura is your. The good vibes that you give out.
Pat Godman
So.
Bob Kevoian
Right.
Guest/Co-host
You create aura. You create an aura. So you get plenty of aura points if you're a great person.
Bob Kevoian
Yes. You got it right. Even though you begrudgingly did, so I wasn't sure. Yeah, that's exactly what. You nailed it. Yeah, that's exactly. I mean, it could be good or bad, but yeah, the. The good things you do. Oh, those are going to be oral points for. For time. He came in and worked on a Saturday for free. That was a good thing. So. So, like, you could be good or bad.
Guest/Co-host
Thank you, Al.
Christopher
That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google Play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.
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Date: March 30, 2026
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A lively, laughter-filled episode featuring comedian Al Jackson joined by the regular Bob & Tom show cast and comedian Kelly Collette. The conversation bounces through topics like the quirks of reversible clothing, nostalgic cereal memories, and a fun “street lingo” trivia challenge. The discussions are peppered with quick-witted banter, nostalgia, and playful competitiveness.
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[15:20–20:02] Al quizzes Tom (and the group) on modern slang.
This episode is a light-hearted romp through both pop-culture nostalgia and contemporary slang, with comedians riffing on everything from fashion shortcuts to cereal box legends. Al Jackson’s generous humor and “street lingo” challenge keep things lively, resulting in plenty of quotable moments and feel-good laughs. Even newcomers to the show will appreciate the effortless camaraderie and quick wit of the ensemble.