B&T Extra: Comedian Greg Hahn

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Extra: Comedian Greg Hahn

Episode Date: October 20, 2025
Guest: Comedian Greg Hahn

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Episode Overview

This extra installment of The BOB & TOM Show features audience favorite and high-energy comedian Greg Hahn. The tone is lighthearted and irreverent, focusing on comic riffs about tattoos, dating schedules, quirky food product recalls, bizarre news from North Korea, and the nostalgia of drive-in theaters. The crew’s rapid-fire banter, signature running jokes, and Greg Hahn’s distinctive stand-up style define the episode.

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Key Segments & Discussion Highlights

1. Greg Hahn’s "Queer Tattoo" Comedy Bit

[02:09–05:02]

• Greg opens the show with an extended, satirical musical riff on questionable tattoos.
• He lampoons various tattoo choices, playfully calling them “queer,” while clarifying he means “bad” or “questionable,” not “gay."
• Notable moments include laugh-out-loud lines about Hello Kitty tattoos, botched children’s names (“stong” instead of “strong”), and lower back “insert here” jokes.

Notable Quote:

"You think that symbol in Japanese means strength or honor? Ninja, please. It means queer tattoo."
— Greg Hahn [02:53]

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2. Joking About Dating Schedules

[05:15–05:41]

• Tom Griswold jokes about his ideal high-intensity date itinerary, riffing on the “ladies love a schedule” stereotype.
• The crew piles on with mock exhaustion, underscoring the absurd, over-the-top nature of Tom’s imaginary date day.

Notable Quote:

"06 skydiving, followed by shrimp boil, Champagne brunch, Everglades tour, Airboat Pacelli concert, Martini bar. Nice."
— Tom Griswold [05:15]

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3. Vegas Plans & The Sphere

[05:41–06:08]

• Christy Lee is heading to Vegas to see "Wizard of Oz" at The Sphere, sparking jokes about gambling and alternative shows (“the whiz”).
• Light riffing about skipping sightseeing for the real Vegas experience—hitting the tables.

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4. Quirky Product Recall News – ‘Gooder/Goodles’ Mac & Cheese

[06:31–08:09]

• Bob brings up a food recall involving the “Gooder” (or “Goodles”) brand, cracking up the cast with the silly brand/product names like “Vegan is Believin’” and “Here Comes Truffle.”
• Amusing back-and-forth about trendy, pun-laden food marketing; Tom laments the trendiness and perceived quality of such products.

Notable Quote:

"Just burn the place down. Oh, here comes truffle. Yeah. Causing trouble. Nothing but truffle."
— Tom Griswold [07:56]

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5. Diet Trends & Restaurant Name Puns

[08:09–09:23]

• The crew muses on plant-based diets, allergy-friendly foods, and restaurant name puns (e.g., “Lettuce Entertain You” in Chicago).
• Tom confesses to being a sucker for wordplay in restaurant names, even frequenting a place called “A Walk on the Beach” purely for the pun.

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6. Chilling News from North Korea

[09:26–11:32]

• On a more serious note, they discuss a UN report about North Korea executing people for watching foreign media.
• Despite the gravity of the subject, they weave in their signature wit (“They show an episode of Friends before they shoot them. They’re blindfolded.”)
• Brief debate about whether covering such stories is productive or just depressing.

Notable Quotes:

"They show an episode of Friends before they shoot them. They're blindfolded."
— Christopher [09:54]

"They don't have to just release a report. They could actually, I don't know, maybe do something about some of these countries."
— Tom Griswold [10:32]

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7. Saving a Historic Drive-In Theater

[11:58–12:40]

• News that a Pennsylvania couple saved one of America’s oldest drive-ins, Shankweiler’s (opened 1934).
• Leads to a raunchy riff about the name "Shankweilers" sounding like a disease and jokes about the romance and nostalgia of drive-ins.

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8. Drive-In Theater Nostalgia & Etiquette

[12:40–16:24]

• Spirited discussion about the evolution of drive-ins: now using FM radio, stories about parents bringing lawn chairs, and the etiquette (and awkwardness) of eating in your car.
• Many jokes about old-school romance (“action in the backseat”), and disbelief that some of the younger cast members have never been to a drive-in.
• Tom reminisces about watching movies as a cinema experience, while others admit they never paid much attention to the film.
• Fun banter over logistics—what to do if it rains, running the AC, and the perils of letting kids in the driver’s seat.

Notable Quotes:

"I can afford to go to theaters that have a roof on them."
— Christopher [13:50]

"Did they start [radio sound] 30 years—"
— Tom Griswold [13:44]

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Memorable Moments & Running Jokes

• Tattoo Bit – Greg Hahn’s “queer tattoo” song is the comic centerpiece and callback throughout the show. [02:09–05:02, 03:35–04:34]
• Food Puns – Joking about the proliferation of wordplay in food marketing (“Lettuce Entertain You,” “A Walk on the Beach,” “Here Comes Truffle”).
• Drive-In Romance – Multiple allusions to “action in the backseat,” family etiquette, and early movie experiences.
• North Korea – Gallows humor about how absurd and tragic the regime’s media controls are.

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Episode Timeline with Timestamps

| Timestamp | Segment/Topic | |------------|-----------------------------------------------------------| | 02:09 | Greg Hahn’s “Queer Tattoo” musical stand-up | | 05:15 | Tom’s high-impact dating schedule bit | | 06:31 | Food recall—Gooder/Goodles Mac & Cheese | | 08:09 | Diet trends & restaurant name puns | | 09:26 | North Korea UN report & media execution news | | 11:58 | Historic drive-in saved by Pennsylvania couple | | 12:40–16:24| Drive-in theaters: nostalgia, etiquette, “action” stories | | 17:14 | Wrap-up banter, closing jokes |

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Signature Quotes

• "You think that symbol in Japanese means strength or honor? Ninja, please. It means queer tattoo." — Greg Hahn [02:53]
• "Just burn the place down. Oh, here comes truffle. Yeah. Causing trouble. Nothing but truffle." — Tom Griswold [07:56]
• "I can afford to go to theaters that have a roof on them." — Christopher [13:50]
• "They show an episode of Friends before they shoot them. They're blindfolded." — Christopher [09:54]

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Final Notes

This episode is classic Bob & Tom: rapid-fire, irreverent, and peppered with both sharp stand-up and nostalgic storytelling. Greg Hahn’s energy kicks off the extra content, while the regular crew balances playful ribbing with brief, real-world news interludes and plenty of nostalgia for drive-in movie culture. Fans of the show will find the familiar chemistry, relentless wordplay, and offbeat takes on both light and serious subjects.

Transcript

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christopher]

It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on today's show, hang on to something. Greg Hahn is in studio. We'll be right back.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Comedian Greg Hahn]

Unicorn, Butterfly, angel wings, inner thigh. Queer tattoo. That's a queer tattoo. Flaming skull, smoking pot. That's the opposite of not a queer tattoo. It's a queer tattoo. You got a Tweety bird. Got a school mascot. Got a hello Kitty. Tell you what you got. Got a queer tattoo. Such a queer tattoo. You think that symbol in Japanese means strength or honor? Ninja, please. It means queer tattoo. That's a queer tattoo. Any lower back tattoo is queer. It might as well say insert here or tattoo. That's a hortat too. And that teardrop under your eye that you got in prison cause you killed a guy. That's a cool tattoo, sir. That's a cool tattoo.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir.

[Comedian Greg Hahn]

You got a comedy mask, Got a tragedy mask. Nefin mask. Then you must have asked for a queer tattoo. Give me your most queer tattoo. Your child's name with the words be strong, be beautiful. But they spelled strong wrong. Yeah, they spelled it stong. Your stupid kid will now be a stong. How the Hell, they get that wrong. Weren't you watching when they put that thing on? He got barbed wire, got a poker ace, Got that effed up thing on Mike Tyson's face. A queer tattoo. A seriously queer tattoo. And by quee, it might just mean bad. It wouldn't mean gay. Unless you had a pink triangle on.

[Christopher]

A rainbow flag with a bear wearing.

[Comedian Greg Hahn]

Leather and a red ball gag. That's a queer tattoo. A literally queer tattoo.

[Christopher]

Yeah, we know it's a repeat, but things are always better the second time around. This is Bob and Tom Extra. Joining us in the studio, comedian Greg Hahn is here with us. One of my favorites, a man who brings joy into the world.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you so much. The ladies love a schedule, don't they? That's another thing about the dating. Tell them where to be and when. You know what I mean? 06 skydiving, followed by shrimp boil, Champagne brunch, Everglades tour, Airboat Pacelli concert, Martini bar. Nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a day.

[Christopher]

You got a schedule, you got it down.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm exhausted. Yeah, me too.

[Christopher]

We have Christy Lee. A woman with a schedule. No, Christy is scheduled to get on an airplane and fly to Vegas. She's going to the Sphere to see the wizard of Oz.

[Tom Griswold]

Skip that. Get out there and bet the flop. Flop the river, Flop around on the.

[Bob Kevoian]

River, going in, seeing the movie, coming back out and out. Nobody saw nothing. Oh, yeah, for the wizard of Oz.

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't have time to gamble. That way you don't lose everything.

[Christopher]

Oh, you got time.

[Tom Griswold]

Would it be funny if a lesser type Sphere theater did the whiz? Michael Jackson? I never saw that. I've never seen it in its entirety either. So the play and the movie. Oh boy. Which did you prefer? I can't even ask to walk out of. Not with a straight face. You can't talk about it with a straight face.

[Bob Kevoian]

Goodr Foods.

[Christopher]

I'm sorry?

[Bob Kevoian]

Gooder Foods. What the hell is Recalling? Several lots of its Goodles Mac and cheese products due to the risk of serious life threatening allergic reactions.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. A brand named Gooder is having a recall.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, Josh, this is what he's been promoting all morning. It's going to kill you.

[Christopher]

I don't want someone to die. One of our listeners.

[Bob Kevoian]

Many people are eating this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, don't worry.

[Christopher]

Well, I sent. I saw this article, sent it to my son Sam and he immediately texted me back, that's my favorite brand.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no kidding.

[Christopher]

He's. And he's a kind of a.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a foodie, foodie guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

The company said five lots of vegan is believing.

[Christopher]

Okay, now right there. Yeah, right there. You want to jump?

[Tom Griswold]

Just a festival of great words, aren't they?

[Bob Kevoian]

The company said five lots of vegan is believing. Plant based white cheddar with spirals may contain undeclared milk. Three lots of Here comes Truffle. Creamy truffle flavored cheddar and shells truffle.

[Christopher]

Yeah, I mean.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, I mean, are being recalled because they may contain cashews, which not are not listed on the label. So there you go. Go to the website if you're affected by this.

[Christopher]

Once again, it's vegan with names like Here Comes Truffle. Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Vegan is believing and Here Comes the Truffle.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm saying that it's called Goodles.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, this says. Yeah, that's Goodles Mac and cheese, but it's Gooder foods.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So Gooder makes Goodles.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Just burned the place down. Oh, here comes truffle. Yeah. Causing trouble. Nothing but truffle.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I've never heard of this particular match.

[Tom Griswold]

Because it's trendy and crappy.

[Christopher]

That's important for people. Godwin was a vegetarian until he.

[Tom Griswold]

Then I moved to the Mediterranean. This kind of thing doesn't happen at Craft. I could tell you that. Not sure doesn't. So you're doing all that kind of diet stuff? Yeah, I moved on to salmon three times a week. Is that right?

[Christopher]

Well, he's on the easy backpack. On the allergic to fun diet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's not a lot of fun right now.

[Christopher]

How do you know?

[Tom Griswold]

How do you do on the. With the new diets. How do you do on the stress test? You know when they take in a room with a fat guy and he breaks wind? Oh, that stress test. I thought you meant the trip. I thought you meant the up and down stair thing. Well, not heard of that stress test.

[Christopher]

And are you put off by names like Here Comes Truffle?

[Tom Griswold]

Not necessarily. I, I don't. I, I kind of like.

[Christopher]

It was a restaurant chain. Restaurant chain. I loved Lettuce Entertain you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. See, it's a classic that I, I'm a sucker for stuff like that. You're making that there was enough lettuce restaurant? Absolutely.

[Christopher]

In Chicago.

[Tom Griswold]

It's famous, like his stories. You like the word play? I don't mind it. I once in Gulf Shores, Alabama, I ate at a restaurant because it was called A Walk on the Beach.

[Christopher]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it wasn't good, but I, I enjoyed the. It should have been called the Psychopath a walk on the beach. Go ahead, start laughing, Josh. Thank you.

[Christopher]

I appreciate it.

[Bob Kevoian]

A major United nations study reports North Korea has been executing people for watching foreign films and TV shows.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now, which ones? Hang on.

[Bob Kevoian]

North Koreans who escaped the dictatorship told the UN that from 2020 onwards there have been more executions for distributing foreign content. The executions are carried out by firing squads in public to instill fear in people and discourage them from breaking the law. Probably.

[Christopher]

Yeah, but they show an episode of Friends before they shoot them. They're blindfolded.

[Bob Kevoian]

One woman told the BBC three of her friends were executed after being caught with South Korean content. Almost everyone interviewed said they did not have enough to eat and having three meals a day was a luxury. Why are we doing this story? This is so depressing. They found the government is using more force labor too, than it was a decade ago.

[Christopher]

Because. Because what they're doing is so incredibly outrageous. They're shooting people for watching a television show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

In public. Place sucks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

We didn't need the United nations to tell us that.

[Christopher]

Dennis Rodman is there, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

The United nations could step it up. They don't have to just release a report. They could actually, I don't know, maybe do something about some of these countries.

[Christopher]

Nuke it.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Fine with me.

[Christopher]

But then we wouldn't have the Kim Jong Un Golf Channel. Another hole in one, by the way. Let Us Entertain you. They operate 100 restaurants.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well, none of us have heard of it. Are you kidding me? No, I've never heard of that.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're under different names, though. They're not called Let us entertain you.

[Christopher]

It's a Chicago based restaurant.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. I know a friend of mine's daughter worked for them, but she didn't work at that. It wasn't called Let us Entertain the Group.

[Christopher]

No, everybody heard of it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Christopher]

Well traveled.

[Tom Griswold]

Well. You realize you're full of crap, you know.

[Christopher]

No, it's true.

[Tom Griswold]

You're too smart.

[Christopher]

It's a real your own mouth. Okay, fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christopher]

Let's get back to North Korea. I think this is an important story to get out.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it's a horrible story.

[Christopher]

Well, that's because it's a horrible place and it's about time people recognize.

[Tom Griswold]

How about a shark attack? How about a fun shark attack? We got a story about.

[Bob Kevoian]

We do. About North Korea. Are you going to go to North.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't do much about it with China being on their side.

[Christopher]

Yeah, There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

So there you go. Yeah, I just solved it. There you go. You Think you could get. But whatever I won't go into. I don't have any jokes for it. I was gonna go. I was trying to work on the problem. 45 million people can't eat.

[Christopher]

You know what I mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's get some food in there. Sucks. What the hell?

[Bob Kevoian]

A Pennsylvania couple has saved one of the world's oldest drive in theaters. Lauren McChesney and Matt McCalla. McClanahan learned that Shankweiler's Drive In Theater, Pennsylvania's first and the nation's second, might got sold to developers.

[Tom Griswold]

The nation's second drive in?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Shankweilers Drive in opened in 1934, Josh.

[Christopher]

But it doesn't shank wilers pretty much sound like a venereal disease. Well, Greg, I'm afraid you've got Shankweilers. You're going to have to again. This is kind of like. Kind of like an EpiPen, except you.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn'T take all the antibiotics, did you? You took them until you felt better. You didn't take them all. Now you've got resistance.

[Bob Kevoian]

The couple pulled the savings together, secured a one million dollar loan to buy it in 20. They say the risk paid off. The drive in is open seven days a week from Memorial Day to Labor Day and Thursdays through Sundays the rest of the year.

[Tom Griswold]

And their first double feature in 1934, it was train arriving at station and rocket ship hits the eye of the man in the moon.

[Christopher]

This theater is famous drive in. They invented the pull out.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you mean like cinema Interrupt us like most.

[Christopher]

Mostly early birth control.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that where we're.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

And famous for hand stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Hand stuff, yeah. Okay.

[Christopher]

But as I said yesterday, I haven't been to a drive in theater in forever, but apparently you were telling me that you. The movie comes through your radio.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, it comes through an FM radio now.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding me? This is a new thought to you.

[Christopher]

I have not been to a drive in theater.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they start that 30 years?

[Christopher]

25.

[Tom Griswold]

30 years ago?

[Christopher]

I can afford to go to theaters that have a roof on them.

[Tom Griswold]

Drive in theaters? Only for the poor.

[Christopher]

I'll talk to you. Great. Now, when you go on these dates with these ladies, do you allow them to eat in your car? I hate it when people eat in my car. I don't want to. I don't want to get.

[Tom Griswold]

Not to influence your answer, but do you let them eat in your car? Yeah, you're.

[Christopher]

You're. You're a classy guy. You wear nicely.

[Tom Griswold]

Not eating in the car. I haven't run into that problem I weren't. I run into the girl who all of a sudden goes, I want to sing. You know, you're playing like nice jazz. And she puts on Christina Aguilera and starts howling to the tune. Oh, in the car. Yeah. I see. And you had plans with her but now you're just thinking get out, it's over. You know, don't touch the music. But all I want to hear is that was a good one with what I'm playing.

[Christopher]

See, but you're on. You wear clean clothes, they're crisp and fresh and pressed. You have nice leather shoes. You're a gentleman.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

You wanna go to. You're taking her to a drive in movie. And you know, why do you despise driving?

[Tom Griswold]

I would do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fun, just be.

[Tom Griswold]

That's old timey fun right there.

[Christopher]

First of all, can you rent a car with a bench seat so there's a little action happening?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, action happens.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you doing action at theater when you go to the theater? Theater, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you in there with Alanis Morissette?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Are you? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Better believe it.

[Christopher]

I think when I was still going.

[Tom Griswold]

To drive ins with my mom and dad, they started that radio transmitter on hearing the sound.

[Christopher]

I know. I honestly have not been to a drive in theater ever.

[Tom Griswold]

I would guess.

[Christopher]

I know once the movie was Goodbye Columbus.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so no wonder you haven't been back. You watch the movie or do you just talk right through it?

[Christopher]

It was you know like 10th grade or something. Who knows?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, for me it was cinema. Yes. Yeah. As a student of cinema, it was absolutely a movie going experience. Yeah. I can remember every movie I ever saw to drive in. No kidding. Yeah.

[Christopher]

You ever have to tell any of the patrons nearby to put their clothes on?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I never did as an 8 year old with my family.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you think he worked at the drive in?

[Bob Kevoian]

I saw the exorcist at the door.

[Tom Griswold]

So my follow up dad did do on a date.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How'd that go?

[Bob Kevoian]

You think I'm scared to death.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you think Josh said he worked at a drive?

[Christopher]

Yeah, I thought you would go. No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Christopher]

I don't like going through drive throughs. I like my car is not for the.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. It's okay that you don't like. You don't like food in your car.

[Bob Kevoian]

But don't put everybody down because we like driving.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but that's who you are.

[Christopher]

Maybe I will. Maybe I will try to go see a movie at a drive in this. I'll Maybe take the girls to a drive in.

[Tom Griswold]

I would love it. Well, they'd have to eat in your car.

[Christopher]

No. Then I'm gonna get chairs. I'll put outside.

[Tom Griswold]

I always thought that was so cool. The parents who took brought lawn chairs.

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let the kids sit in front of the card table.

[Christopher]

If it rains. If it rains, do you turn on the wipers?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I know the answer is yes. Yeah, you got to see them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Christopher]

Do you leave the car. Do you leave the car running so the AC can be.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Rain or shine.

[Christopher]

Every now and then my mom would.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me sit in the driver's seat, but that came with its own peril. Is your foot on the brake? Don't put your foot on the brake. It was a whole thing.

[Christopher]

Okay, well, thank you. Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Shut up and watch the Omen.

[Christopher]

You're ruining that.

[Tom Griswold]

I should have named you Damien.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google Play and Stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

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