B&T Extra: Comedian Greg Hahn

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show Extra: Comedian Greg Hahn

Date: May 13, 2026
Special Guest: Greg Hahn
Hosts: Tom Griswold, Bob Kevoian, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Donnie Baker (call-in)

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Episode Overview

This special “B&T Extra” episode welcomes the high-energy comedian Greg Hahn for a rapid-fire, joke-packed roundtable with the Bob & Tom crew. The conversation swerves from Hahn’s wild comedic style and military background to personal stories about his bachelor lifestyle, hidden talents (including drumming), and plenty of trademark banter and punchlines. The tone is quick, irreverent, and classic BOB & TOM, with mock-serious discussions on golf course mishaps, home naming strategies, and surviving Florida hurricanes in a jockstrap.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Greg Hahn's Comedy and Persona

• Energetic, Absurdist Introduction:
  Greg bursts in with jokes about his quirks:
  • “I drink shampoo. I fell from a tire swing as a kid. I’ve got pink eye. My foot’s asleep. I collect ointment.” (Greg Hahn, 02:24)
  • “Let’s make out!” (Greg Hahn, 02:16)
• Employment Jokes:
  • “Some people get employee of the month. What kind of a maniac stays at the same job for a month?” (Greg Hahn, 02:43)

2. Military Stories and Humor

• Marine Corps Background:
  • “C130 rolling down the strip. Recon mama gonna take a little trip. The best fighting force in the world. I was lucky that they had me.” (Greg Hahn, 03:18)
  • “Today we’re gonna hit you in the head with a pipe.” (Greg Hahn, 03:27)
  • On leaving the Marines: “I got captain, then I got out shortly after that because there’s some real captains out there.” (Greg Hahn, 12:04)

3. Golf and Golf Cart Mishaps

• The group riffs on a grim golf cart accident story, with Greg leading darkly comic observations:
  • “Tiger Woods good at golf. When I was three years old, my folks gave me a golf club and a golf ball. I swallowed the ball. Knocked my sister’s teeth out.” (Greg Hahn, 03:51)
  • On golf safety:
    • “If you yell 4, you’re allowed to hit people with your ball. I yell 8, I take him out with a cart.” (Greg Hahn, 05:52)
    • “You ever wonder how far a golf cart with a full head of steam could go into a lake before it sinks? Nine feet.” (Greg Hahn, 06:08)

4. Lifestyle and Bachelor Pad Living

• On being single, not having kids:
  • “I travel around like a circus freak. No children, never been married. I date girls at least ten years younger than me...I have to ask myself, what are you, some kind of genius?” (Greg Hahn, 08:06)
• Bachelor Home Amenities:
  • “The drum set’s in what you’d call the dining room. Ping pong table upstairs.” (Greg Hahn, 11:20)
  • “I live in a dynamite lifestyle. No, I don’t have to mow it. I pay the HOA... But I’ve been trapping rats in my attic.” (Greg Hahn, 13:18)
  • On rodent removal:
    • “I could take it by the tail, toss it over the fence. We got hawks back there. Get yourself a cup of coffee, sit down, watch the free pickup.” (Greg Hahn, 13:48)

5. Naming the House (and Himself)

• The group jokes about what to name Greg’s house:
  • Christy: “I think if I were you, I’d be calling the HOA about the rat.” (Christy Lee, 14:09)
  • Greg: “I’m Scottish and Irish and anything else that gives you a rash, you could call it Rashville.” (Greg Hahn, 15:08)
  • Donnie Baker’s Call-In: “How about Han Solo? That would work.” (Donnie Baker, 18:44)
• On changing his name for more excitement:
  • “From now on, I’m known as Chip Ferbitz.” (Greg Hahn, 15:52)

6. Hidden Talents: Drumming & Ping Pong

• Drumming:
  • “Christy: ‘No, you really are an amazing drummer.’” (Christy Lee, 10:26)
  • “I’ve always had a drum set...Nothing wraps up a big night out of the frat parties and drinking and a 3am drum solo.” (Greg Hahn, 11:12)
• Ping Pong:
  • “I’m always wiping out Daniel Tosh...Yeah, well, you got no backhand.” (Greg Hahn, 11:29)

7. Comedic Office Antics

• On being a new hire and office tours:
  • “This is Janice. She’s hard to keep up with. Yeah, she’s hard to look at. Let’s keep walking.” (Greg Hahn, 17:13)
  • “That shirt’s a real pisser.” (Greg Hahn, 17:31)
  • “Nice shoes. What’d you bowl?” (Greg Hahn, 17:36)
  • “That’s a great suit. Do they make it for men?” (Greg Hahn, 17:40)

8. Listener/Caller Segment with Donnie Baker

• Donnie Baker calls in for rapid-fire comic interplay:
  • “Hey Han, you’re a badass. Oh, I didn’t know you was a drummer...I bet I know what his last words were [for the golf cart guy]: ‘I’ll take a drop.’” (Donnie Baker, 18:07 & 19:05)
  • “You do need a name for it [the house], man...How about Han Solo?” (Donnie Baker, 18:44)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Let’s make out!” — Greg Hahn, launching into the show’s absurd energy (02:16)
• “Some people get employee of the month. What kind of a maniac stays at the same job for a month?” — Greg Hahn (02:43)
• “If you yell 4, you’re allowed to hit people with your ball. I yell 8, I take him out with a cart.” — Greg Hahn on golf (05:52)
• “I travel around like a circus freak. No children, never been married. I date girls like at least 10 years younger than me...what are you, some kind of genius?” — Greg Hahn on his bachelor life (08:06)
• “I could take it by the tail, toss it over the fence. We got hawks back there. Get yourself a cup of coffee, sit down, watch the free pickup.” — Greg Hahn on rodent disposal (13:48)
• “From now on, I’m known as Chip Ferbitz.” — Greg Hahn, joking about a flashier name (15:52)
• Donnie Baker’s house name suggestion: “Han Solo.” (18:44)
• Golf cart accident punchline: “I’ll take a drop.” — Donnie Baker (19:05)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Opener & Greg’s Absurd Introduction: 02:11–02:43
• Military/Marine Corps Jokes: 03:14–03:29
• Golf & Tragic Accident Story: 03:46–05:11
• Golf Cart & Sport Humor: 05:49–06:14
• Three-Point Plan for Success: 07:03–07:39
• Bachelor Lifestyle & Drumming Talent: 08:41–11:20
• Ping Pong Smack Talk: 11:27–11:32
• Stunt Work at Universal Studios: 12:07–12:44
• Bachelor Pad/HOA/Rats Riff: 13:05–13:48
• Naming the House/Heritage: 15:01–15:15
• Joking about Changing His Name: 15:52–16:03
• Donnie Baker Call-In (House Naming & Golf): 18:05–19:09

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Episode Tone & Closing Thoughts

The episode is a wild, loose, and joke-drenched showcase of Greg Hahn’s manic comedic style, blending one-liners, physical comedy history, and playful ribbing from the Bob & Tom regulars. The entire cast layers jokes upon one another, reveling especially in Greg’s anti-domestic tales and self-deprecating candor about life, relationships, and career. Frequent self-parody and over-the-top banter keep the tempo high and the tone unmistakably BOB & TOM.

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For listeners who missed it:
This episode delivers high doses of Greg Hahn’s unique comedic chaos, sprinkled with inside-baseball about touring comics, music, awkward office culture, and oddball domestic challenges—a true treat for regular fans and a solid entry point for first-timers.

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Transcript

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[Christopher]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on the big show today, comedian Greg Hahn. He's coming up in just a minute.

[Chris Van Vliet]

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[Chris Van Vliet]

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[Bob Kevoian]

We knew we had that kind of a moment.

[Chris Van Vliet]

Mindset, motivation and what it takes to succeed. Insight with Chris family. Follow and listen on your favorite platform. We're just waiting for the cast to

[Greg Hahn]

actually show up for work. Here's more Bob and Tom Extra.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We have.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, good morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there we go. There's Bob over there.

[Chick McGee]

I'm here.

[Tom Griswold]

We have. We have Chick Magee over there at the Bob and Tom sports desk. The man in the studio with us is comedian Greg Hahn. Greg, how are you, sir?

[Bob Kevoian]

Bob and Tom show chick Christy Lee. Bob and Tom, how are you, everybody?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hi, Craig.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, thanks for having me here.

[Greg Hahn]

It's big Bob and Tom family. Let's make out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, you know me, everybody.

[Greg Hahn]

I like animal crackers so I can

[Bob Kevoian]

bite off the head. Hey, here we go.

[Greg Hahn]

Hey, I drink shampoo. I fell From a tire swing as a kid. I've got pink eye on. My foot's asleep. I collect ointment.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thanks for having me.

[Greg Hahn]

My power tie used to squirt. How you doing, working people?

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, take a long lunch.

[Greg Hahn]

Two or three weeks, whatever.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who cares?

[Greg Hahn]

Some people get employee of the month. What kind of a maniac stays at the same job for a month?

[Tom Griswold]

Greg, it's great to see you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, thanks for having me here. It's gonna be a fun day. Check.

[Greg Hahn]

Pass out the hats.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do it, Greg.

[Tom Griswold]

Greg Hahn is here with us. Greg. Of the stars of the Bob and Tom Comedy Central special. The first one has aired a few times on Comedy Central. Part two is in the works right now. We'll let you know the date on that. Now, Greg, I mentioned that you are, I guess, is it technically, are you once a Marine, always a Marine?

[Greg Hahn]

Oh, is it back in the 80s,

[Bob Kevoian]

C130 rolling down the strip.

[Greg Hahn]

Recon mama gonna take a little trip. The best fighting force in the world. I was lucky that they had me. Great, guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Outstanding.

[Greg Hahn]

Today we're gonna hit you in the head with a pipe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Outstanding.

[Tom Griswold]

We have been doing a lot of military requests the last couple of weeks and we're gonna continue to do that this morning. I've got a few of them right here. But I. Before we got to that, I did want to see if I can find this golf story. Maybe you have a chick.

[Christy Lee]

Chick has it.

[Tom Griswold]

This is kind of sad.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of sad.

[Greg Hahn]

Tiger. Tiger Wood's good at golf.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, he is.

[Greg Hahn]

He could play. He could play golf when he was three years old. When I was three years old, my folks gave me a golf club and a golf ball. I swallowed the ball. Knocked my sister's teeth out.

[Bob Kevoian]

We all have different talents.

[Greg Hahn]

I'm not as good.

[News Reporter]

Well, a golf car accident in California killed a man when the vehicle plunged 75ft off a cliff and crashed onto the road below.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[News Reporter]

Authorities say the 65 year old man had been on the outing with three friends at a golf course near San Diego. California Highway Patrol says the vehicle veered off a concrete pathway, traveled down a 25 foot embankment and went over the edge of a cliff.

[Chick McGee]

Jeez.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So one of the members of his foursome was so distraught, he three putted in the next two holes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Dragged Frank.

[Chick McGee]

I know. That's how it goes. Those golfers, you're not going to drag them off the golf course. Man, oh, man.

[Greg Hahn]

Gotta use the driver.

[Chick McGee]

Always use the driver.

[Greg Hahn]

I use the driver on the putt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Putt.

[Greg Hahn]

Course, I take that windmill out. The gnome with the open mouth, Decapitated.

[Tom Griswold]

Ironically, I guess this guy who died. Apparently the weak part of his game was also driving.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Yeah. Should have used the three wood.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick, I'm sorry. It wasn't my fault. No, man, oh, man, I saw that story. It was all I could think of. The classic hit the ball drag.

[Chick McGee]

Frank, Maybe a fence would be nice. No, but that would cut down on the view.

[Tom Griswold]

I would imagine that his family will now own this golf course.

[Chick McGee]

I would think I'd have to see

[Tom Griswold]

the terrain, but I'm guessing that. Yeah. Although maybe the fence was. Maybe the environmentalist wouldn't let him put a fence in. Who knows?

[Chick McGee]

That's also possible.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, sorry to see him go, but at least that'll be.

[Chick McGee]

At least he what? Doing what he loves?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. And there'll be a spot available for some other golfer.

[Greg Hahn]

Golf's a tough sport.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it is.

[Greg Hahn]

If you yell 4, you're allowed to hit people with your ball. I yell 8, I take him out with a cart. Direct. That's right. Everybody over my house for a bloody.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

My understanding you've done some experimentation with. With golf cart driving. Is that correct?

[Greg Hahn]

You ever wonder how far a golf cart with a full head of steam could go into a lake before it sinks?

[Bob Kevoian]

Nine feet.

[Greg Hahn]

Write that down.

[Donnie Baker]

Got it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Done.

[Chick McGee]

Nine feet.

[Tom Griswold]

That's really good. I love that.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, now, Greg.

[Tom Griswold]

Greg Kahn is our guest. As I mentioned, Greg was one of the stars of the Bob and Tom Comedy Central. Special. And that DVD is out there. I think we have it available on our website. I don't really. I never really mentioned.

[Chick McGee]

It's there somewhere.

[Tom Griswold]

And again, if you scroll down. There we go. You ever driven in a Corvette?

[Greg Hahn]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're a Corvette man, aren't you?

[Greg Hahn]

Not really, but I love them. They're great. I mean, I'm a little bit tall for the vet.

[Chick McGee]

Are you really? Put the seat back.

[Greg Hahn]

There's an idea.

[Tom Griswold]

How tall are you?

[Greg Hahn]

I'm six.

[Bob Kevoian]

Four.

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Greg Hahn]

I got a gigantic. I got a huge suv. I just look at the rear view, thinking, I gotta get some friends. Rows and roses. Seats, nobody in them. I just go from gas station to gas station.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, want to ride?

[News Reporter]

Tell them about your three point plan for success, Greg.

[Greg Hahn]

What is that? Where I bought the car is too expensive, right? My house is too expensive, right? Knock up a fat girl, I'm out of it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, sir. He's on the way. Mr. Says that's Greg Han. Looks like. Yes, sir,

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Sorry, what is, what is the three point plan?

[Greg Hahn]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

He doesn't know.

[Greg Hahn]

I bought a car. It's too expensive. My house is too expensive. And then you, you know, knock up

[Tom Griswold]

a fat girl, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

You're out of business.

[Greg Hahn]

Wipe down.

[Chick McGee]

Tom has the same plan.

[Greg Hahn]

Greg, try to get on the show. Well, let me. Can I tell you something, Tom? I had to have a talk with myself, everybody. You were all friends. Check. Yeah, I had to have a little talk with myself over that big tour I was on.

[News Reporter]

Yeah, sure.

[Greg Hahn]

I mean, first of all, let me just say the first step to admitting you're an alcoholic is to admitting that you have a problem. Unless you're like me and you don't have a problem.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me tell you something that's.

[Greg Hahn]

No, I had to sit myself down, Tom. I had to sit myself down because really, guys my age, they have, like, a serious job, real career, they got a beautiful wife, children. I travel around like a circus freak. No children, never been married. I date girls like at least 10 years younger than me. Like, you end up faced with yourself in the mirror. I have to ask myself, what are you, some kind of a genius?

[Bob Kevoian]

Woo.

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't believe I'm pulling this off. I didn't know I was gonna be so happ. I guess I'll cash my checks and

[Greg Hahn]

keep them for myself. I'm going right to wife number two. That's my goal. Not without ever having a first wife. I'm going straight to the second. I'm going straight to the trophy wife. Why do I need some first wife walking around with half my fortune? Why does she get 1400 bucks? I'm on fire.

[Tom Griswold]

He's Captain Success. Comedian Greg Hahn is our guest. Now here's something I did not know. What's that? I believe Christy Lee told me this.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

From the.

[Chick McGee]

Is this a secret that you're not supposed to be?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Well, kind of. We were talking about the presidential race, which I can't believe is going on right now, Remember, by the way, a year from now, it will still be going on.

[Chick McGee]

There will still be primaries going on.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm already bored with it now. But in any event, we're not gonna talk politics. But the only thing that's interested me so far about this campaign has they've asked the candidates sort of personal questions, things. For example, what kind of pets do you have? One of my favorite questions was, if you weren't doing this, what would you really like to be doing? And one of the guys said he'd like to be a bass player in a rock band. Yeah, you got some legitimate answers. But of course, Hillary Clinton wanted to be some policy wonk telling we're gonna think tank, telling other people what to do with their money, that kind of thing.

[Christy Lee]

They have hidden talents.

[Tom Griswold]

They have hidden talents. Hillary Clinton's was crossword puzzles, I believe. Did you remember any of the other ones?

[Christy Lee]

No, that's the one that sticks out.

[News Reporter]

But John Edwards, hairstyling, I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

No, he wasn't a hairstylist, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Greg Hahn, I understand you are an amazing drummer.

[Christy Lee]

Amazing. Really amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, really.

[Greg Hahn]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

No, you really are an amazing drummer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Greg Hahn]

Thanks.

[Christy Lee]

And sometimes on the Bob and Tom comedy All Star tour, because we had the Pork Pistols touring last fall or spring, there would be drums set up and Greg would sit down and end his show playing the drums.

[Greg Hahn]

I've always had a drum set.

[Christy Lee]

It's amazing. It's amazing.

[Greg Hahn]

Well, I remember the show when you were yelling, no, no. I got done with my set and I ran back to get on. I got on the drums. I was getting ready to start playing and I hear Christy from the side of the stage, no, I didn't think I could play.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't think you could play. I'm like, what are you doing? No, right.

[Greg Hahn]

I just looked at it and launched out into some triplets. Right, left, left, right, left, right, right. I've always had a drum. I had drum set in college. You know what I mean? Nothing wraps up a big night out of the frat parties and the drinking and a 3am drum solo.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everybody dig it? I'm laying it down. I'm in the pocket.

[Christy Lee]

At 3am do you have the drum set up and the bachelor pad?

[Greg Hahn]

Oh, yeah, you kidding me? It's in the. It's in what you would call the dining room. Drum set. Ping pong table upstairs.

[Chick McGee]

Heck, yeah.

[News Reporter]

And he's quite the ping pong player.

[Greg Hahn]

I'm always wiping out. Daniel Tosh. You know that kid?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Greg Hahn]

Mr. I've been on the Tonight show five times. Yeah, well, you got no backhand. Leto is not going to return that, sir. No, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Take him to school.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Ping pong.

[Donnie Baker]

Yeah. Great.

[Christy Lee]

Got a lot of hidden talents.

[Tom Griswold]

I did not know this comedian Greg Hahn is our guest. I know he's a great comedian. I did not know that. Now, I also did not know this. I've been doing a little research. I like to prepare for the show on occasion. And I found out that I knew that you were a camping in The Marine Corps, Right. Is that correct?

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah, I was. I was for. Not for. I was in the Marines. I spent most of my time as a first lieutenant. I got captain, then I got out shortly after that because there's some real captains out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, I did want to say also that you were a stunt. You were in the Wild, Wild west stunt show at Universal Studios.

[Greg Hahn]

Well, when I started off as a comedian, you're not so funny, you know. So you gotta fall off the roof a few times.

[Chick McGee]

You need a day job.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Greg Hahn]

You gotta supplement the income. That was a great job. I'd come running out, get hit in the head with a stick. Boom, 20 bucks an hour. One guy on the show got hooked on crack and actually hit me in the head with a stick.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah. And I thought, well, we sold that one, didn't we? That looked realistic. This realistic lump of my head.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it made you funny. Look what it did.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably had better health. Probably had better health benefits than being in the road.

[Greg Hahn]

That was a great job.

[Tom Griswold]

Greg Hahn is with us in the studios.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's grab a couple news headlines and we'll find out what's new in the life of a traveling comedian. I did. Before we get Move on, I just want to. The bachelor pad. I'm curious. Yeah. You live in California, right? Greater Los Angeles.

[Greg Hahn]

I live a little bit north where it's nice, calm. I look at the trees. I just sit there running up and down my stairs.

[News Reporter]

But keep in mind, he can't afford where he lives.

[Donnie Baker]

Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Donnie Baker]

Yeah.

[Greg Hahn]

I mean, over my head.

[Chick McGee]

That's all right. Everybody else is living the suburban dream.

[Greg Hahn]

That's right. I live in a dynamite lifestyle. No, I don't have to mow it. I pay the HOA Homeowners association. That's right. But I found what now. I've been trapping rats in my attic, though. I catch rats. And you know when you. Maybe this is a horrible topic in the morning.

[News Reporter]

No, no, go, man.

[Greg Hahn]

But I enjoy it myself at first. It's a horrible thing, right? You got a rat. How am I gonna throw this thing out?

[Donnie Baker]

Right?

[Greg Hahn]

You put three bags. It still doesn't smell so hot in your garage.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Greg Hahn]

But then, you know what I do is out the back, I've got woods and stuff. Stuff in the back. I could take it by the tail, toss it over the fence. We got hawks back there. Oh, yeah. Get yourself a cup of coffee, sit down, watch the free pickup.

[Bob Kevoian]

That thing's gone within two hours. Oh, yeah, man.

[Greg Hahn]

I love that. Now when I Go up there and I don't see a rat. Bad day.

[Christy Lee]

I think if I were you, I'd be calling the HOA about the rat.

[Greg Hahn]

I did. I. I wiped them out for all you animal lovers. I fed the hawks.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Greg Hahn]

Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice.

[Christy Lee]

Circle of water.

[Tom Griswold]

So you've got it. So you've got a regular house. Upstairs, downstairs, basement.

[Greg Hahn]

No basement. Just upstairs upstairs, downstairs. Yeah, I got a porch in the back.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cool.

[Chick McGee]

Not a lot of basement.

[Greg Hahn]

Ping pong table faces the drum set.

[Bob Kevoian]

Feng shui.

[Tom Griswold]

So the ping pong table is in the dining room or the living room.

[Greg Hahn]

The ping pong table is actually up there in the loft.

[Chick McGee]

Uhhuh.

[Greg Hahn]

Right next to the big Boba Tom poster with a picture of me in the middle. It's all about me.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't get enough of me.

[Greg Hahn]

It intimidates my opponents when they play me.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a name of the. Does your house have a name? Is it like, Shay, Greg, Eagle Crest, or. I don't know.

[Greg Hahn]

Gee, I don't think I have a name for it yet.

[Chick McGee]

You need to come up with a name.

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah, I do name it. What should I call it?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Maybe something that talks about your heritage in some way.

[Christy Lee]

His heritage?

[Greg Hahn]

I'm Scottish and Irish and anything else that gives you a rash,

[Tom Griswold]

you could call it. You could call it Rashville.

[Greg Hahn]

All right, come on up. Yeah.

[News Reporter]

Didn't you grow up in Florida? Right there.

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah, down in South Florida. Boca Raton. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Greg Hahn]

Hurricanes every 10 minutes. That's right. That's right. I just stand in the front yard. Goggles, jock strap.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bring it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to see that, I think. Bring it.

[Greg Hahn]

Sometimes I mix it up. Mix them up. The goggles and the jock strap.

[Chick McGee]

Yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to see that. I don't want to see that. Greg Han is our guest. We got to come up with a name for your pad, I think.

[Greg Hahn]

All right, That's a good idea.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see.

[Greg Hahn]

Willard. I know one thing. I'm changing my name. Greg Han's a little boring.

[Chick McGee]

Is it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Greg Hahn]

From now on, I'm known as Chip Ferbitz.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chip Ferbit.

[Tom Griswold]

I like Chip Ferbit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chippy, Chip.

[Christy Lee]

Like a chip.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, are you spelling that F I,

[Chick McGee]

R or or F U, R?

[Greg Hahn]

F E, R. No.

[Tom Griswold]

F, F E, R. B I, T, S. Is it B I, T, S

[Chick McGee]

or B I, T, Z?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, zip.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Because he's.

[Donnie Baker]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm sorry. Chip. Thank you very much. Formerly known as Greg Hahn, comedian Chip Verbitz. I'll tell you what. I don't know why I'm in a weird mood this week.

[Chick McGee]

I gotta stop. Yes, you are.

[Tom Griswold]

Gotta stop reading these death stories.

[Christy Lee]

The guy fishing and got hit by lightning. He left for two hours.

[News Reporter]

Total control. A poor guy out in the middle of the lake, he's fishing. He holds a fish up and gets hit by lightning.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe it was because he wasn't wearing pants.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Tom wasn't wearing pants yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

Not the guy fishing. He was wearing pants.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but maybe when. You know, when you take your pants off, maybe it just. You think you're funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever take your pants off on stage? Gray?

[Greg Hahn]

No. No.

[Chick McGee]

Good call.

[Greg Hahn]

I used to do that on. What's it called? Casual Friday when I had a job. When they kicked me out, they let me keep my seat

[Bob Kevoian]

A.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I guess that's.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yesterday was Casual Tuesday.

[Tom Griswold]

Around yesterday.

[News Reporter]

I bet you get a lot of new jobs, don't you? Have people giving you tours of offices and things.

[Greg Hahn]

I never liked the tourist chick.

[Donnie Baker]

No.

[Greg Hahn]

You know that they walk around the office, they throw in a little small talk. Oh, this is Janice. She's hard to keep up with. Yeah, she's hard to look at. Let's keep walking.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's making me sick.

[Greg Hahn]

This is Larry. He's an original. You got that right. I've never seen a toupee with dandruff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Get me out of here. Hey, Larry, your pants, waterproof.

[Greg Hahn]

That shirt's a real pisser.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, I'm the new guy.

[Greg Hahn]

Nice shoes. What'd you bowl?

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Larry, I'm the new guy.

[Greg Hahn]

That's a great suit. Do they make it for men?

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, keep your seats. Everybody

[Greg Hahn]

back to me.

[Donnie Baker]

Stop.

[Bob Kevoian]

Back to me.

[Tom Griswold]

Greg Han is our guest. I'm telling you, if you've got a. If you're looking for someone to entertain the troops and your business, this is your man right here. Can you grab the phone, please, before I. I can.

[Chick McGee]

Morning. Bob and Tom show.

[Donnie Baker]

Hey, man, it's Donnie Baker.

[Greg Hahn]

Hey, Donnie.

[Donnie Baker]

Hey, hon. You're a badass. Oh, I didn't know you was a drummer. No, no. I didn't know he could play the drum. I'm looking for my drummer in my band. Sad, he does. He's got twitches. He's nervous and stuff. Over half the tapes and stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe you could have. Maybe when we go back out in the fall, you could have Greg sit in on one of the gigs.

[Donnie Baker]

That's fine, man. That's Great. That'd be. You have your own place too, man. Yeah, with a drum kit and a ping pong table.

[Greg Hahn]

Come on over.

[Donnie Baker]

You do need a name for it, man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Donnie Baker]

I was thinking, how about something like it's just you living there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Donnie Baker]

How about Han Solo? That would work.

[Bob Kevoian]

Done.

[Donnie Baker]

You guys hear about that golfer that drove his cart off a cliff?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I did.

[Donnie Baker]

Yeah?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. 64 year, 65 year old guy drove right off a cliff.

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah.

[Donnie Baker]

I've done crazy stuff on golf carts. Have you that crazy? I bet I know what his last words were.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Donnie Baker]

I'll take a drop. Think about it, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Greg Hahn]

I'm thinking about.

[Christy Lee]

We are a sick group.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Yes, we are.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey. Yeah. You know, hey, it happens.

[Chick McGee]

It all happens. We didn't cause it. We just talk about it, that's all.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. 25ft to the cliff.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How bad a driving again? As I said earlier, that's ironic. That driving was the weak part of his golf game as well. I understand. He was a hell of a putter.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm going to be sick.

[Christy Lee]

Let's go take a break. What do you say?

[Chick McGee]

All righty.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra, catch us on itunes. Go Google play and Stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra, this is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

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