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Christopher
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything. On today's big show, comedian Greg Morton with talk from the future. You don't want to miss it. Coming up next.
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Tom Griswold
Rocks the Bob and Tom show now presents Cliff Notes Theater Cliffnotes Theater, an abbreviated version of today's latest films for those with a busy lifestyle. Today's presentation show Girls a hot look behind the scenes of strip clubs rated NC17.
Jess Hooker
And now Cliff Notes Theater.
Tom Griswold
Wow, look at the size of them things because sometimes you just don't have time to sit through the whole thing.
Josh Arnold
Oh, that.
Tom Griswold
I feel like I've seen it now. Yeah, sure you have. If you missed something yesterday, maybe you'll hear it now. This is Bob and Tom Extra from Toronto, Canada. He is comedian Greg Morton joining us here in the studios.
Jess Hooker
Oh, Canada.
Tom Griswold
It'S good to see you.
Jess Hooker
Great.
Tom Griswold
Now are you healthy? Everything good in your life? I haven't seen you for a while.
Jess Hooker
And I have had some problems. Oh, I had the shingles.
Greg Morton
Oh, we've heard that's quite uncomfortable.
Jess Hooker
Oh, it really is, man. So I called my mom. I said, mom, I got this shingles. She says, oh, no, where did you get it? I said, right on my torso, my left hand side. She says, oh, you're lucky you didn't get it on your penis.
Tom Griswold
Oh, yeah, Your mom said that?
Jess Hooker
My mom said that.
Josh Arnold
Thanks, mom.
Jess Hooker
Awkward words should never come out of your mother's mouth.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Or exactly. I wouldn't have word it that way. I guess you were born. So apparently it came out once. Sorry.
Jess Hooker
Thank you for the assist. So anyway, I, so I get this shingles. I, I couldn't believe it. I tell my wife what my mom said. I said, honey, you know what my mom said? She said I was lucky I, I didn't get shingles on my penis. She says, well, you're lucky to get shingles on your penis. I said, no, you're lucky I didn't get shingles on my penis.
Tom Griswold
That's rough. Have you had the vaccine? There's a two shot vaccine now for shingles.
Jess Hooker
I heard all about it.
Tom Griswold
I would talk to a medical professional. I highly recommend it.
Jess Hooker
Now, even if you've had it, you should still get it.
Tom Griswold
I don't know.
Greg Morton
Oh, I don't know.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, my dad had the shingles and he'd already had polio and he said the shingles was worse and he was in an iron lung for a while. So he. Shingles is misery.
Josh Arnold
And is shingles in the chicken pox family?
Tom Griswold
Something like that.
Jess Hooker
If you had it as a kid, then that's when you got to be careful as you get older.
Tom Griswold
People of a certain age get. You talk to a medical professional. I don't know the details, but yeah, it's a nasty stuff. Well, I'm glad to hear that you've recovered.
Jess Hooker
I am.
Tom Griswold
You're not contagious or anything?
Jess Hooker
All right. Oh, no, no. You can touch me. Okay.
Tom Griswold
And you're, and you're not wearing cologne, is that correct?
Jess Hooker
That's a big no. No here on the show.
Greg Morton
Yes, that's right.
Tom Griswold
We have a disclaimer.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Tom Griswold
Because of Josh.
Josh Arnold
And it's not just Josh.
Tom Griswold
It's me too.
Jess Hooker
I don't. Oh, Josh, are you allergic to.
Greg Morton
Yeah. I do have a weird. I have weird reactions to it. Major headaches. My throat kind of closes up.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Jess Hooker
Oh, are you.
Tom Griswold
Were you normally wear cologne?
Jess Hooker
Not anymore. Soap is my thing.
Tom Griswold
Me too.
Josh Arnold
That's good.
Jess Hooker
It is, right?
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Jess Hooker
Why do people have to make it so complicated?
Tom Griswold
Soap. I'm a big fan. Now. Now that you're. You're well again, are you thinking about perhaps the future of yourself?
Jess Hooker
That's an interesting question. I feel like time is moving so fast lately. Have you felt that? Sure. It feels like we're living in the future.
Tom Griswold
The future.
Jess Hooker
If I could go back and talk to my dumb self, my dumb self would not believe what is happening in the future.
Greg Morton
What's happened?
Jess Hooker
Hey, Craig. Huh? It's me. Who's me?
Tom Griswold
You.
Jess Hooker
I'm you in the future. Well, what's gonna happen in the future? In the future, everyone will have a phone. Oh, are they cheap or something? They're a thousand dollars. Nobody's gonna pay a thousand dollars for a phone. They're gonna line up for it. Well, what are they gonna do with a thousand dollar phone? They're gonna take pictures of and their food. Well, are they gonna talk on these thousand dollar phone? No. They're gonna type little messages to each other with their thumbs. And if they're over 50, one finger. In the future, a robot will vacuum your home. Does it work?
Greg Morton
No.
Jess Hooker
But it will chip all the paint off all the baseboards in your house. In the future, some people will pay $150 for a pair of blue jeans. Oh, they must be pretty nice. They'll have holes in them. In the future, cars will drive themselves. Is that safe? No. It reminds me of a song from the future. What song is that? Jesus, take the wheel. In the future, the Cleveland Browns will win the Super Bowl. Really? No. Some things don't change in the future. And that's the future.
Tom Griswold
Thank you very much, Greg Martin, ladies and gentlemen. That is so amazing. That's just so true. Thank you very much, Greg. It's always a great pleasure to have you hang out with us. Right now, hanging out with us sitting where Christy usually is. Christie's in the UK somewhere. I think she's in London, England. We have Jess Hooker at the SILAC insurance news desk.
Josh Arnold
European Union lawmakers have voted to ban labels like steak and meat on vegetarian protein products.
Tom Griswold
Oh, okay, so the fake meat.
Josh Arnold
Yes. Lawmakers overwhelmingly voted to define meat as edible parts of an animal, to limit the use of words like steak, sausage or burger to animal products.
Tom Griswold
Remember this happened with, with milk.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Tom Griswold
There are certain places where you can't say almond milk.
Josh Arnold
Yes. And I think there's even a brand that says it's. Is it, Is it milk? They sent malk because it's almond milk.
Greg Morton
Oh, so they went with milk.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Tom Griswold
But you can't say fake meat.
Greg Morton
You have, like, impossible burger. Wouldn't fly over there. Now you have to say. You have to say.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, you have. You can't use any of those terms. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
For lunch yesterday, I had a leaf steak salad. You see? Correct. Yeah, no, that's. I kind of. I, this is sort of a. I can sort of see this happening when they keep saying, oh, this tastes just like steak. But it isn't.
Josh Arnold
Well, there's a. I, I've had an impossible burger, and the way that they put the beetroot juice in it, it looks like a juicy medium burger.
Greg Morton
Yeah, it tastes good.
Josh Arnold
It's. It was fine. I mean, there's a lot of stuff in it where I would just rather go with the one ingredient.
Greg Morton
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Josh Arnold
You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
Do they make. I know they make the fake. Do they make fake chicken?
Greg Morton
They make, like, cauliflower wings and stuff. They'll call them.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, they use that. But they do. They have. Yeah, they have nuggets that are not nuggets. Yeah, yeah.
Greg Morton
Like, so thicken.
Josh Arnold
And I, I, I think it says not chicken is what it says. That's. That's not chicken nuggets.
Tom Griswold
Okay. It says that, so it could be anything.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, pretty much.
Tom Griswold
What's in there? Mashed potatoes and bologna. Not chicken nuggets. I tell you that.
Jess Hooker
But the texture, that's the important part, right?
Josh Arnold
I think so, too.
Tom Griswold
Texture, taste. Yeah. I don't know.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, I like a bean burger every once in a while.
Greg Morton
Boca burgers are really flavorful.
Josh Arnold
They are. They're good. They're good. But they're. But I'm not looking for a hamburger.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
I'm looking for a bean burger. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Okay. I don't know. What's the. What is the one. What's the one on a stick? What's that called? The chicken? Satan. Oh, Satan.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Greg Morton
Oh, that's real chicken.
Josh Arnold
No, Satan is not.
Greg Morton
It's not.
Josh Arnold
No.
Greg Morton
Boy, I had a good one, then. It fooled me.
Josh Arnold
It's a. It is like a soybean derivative. It's a. It's so.
Tom Griswold
It is Satan.
Jess Hooker
This is fake.
Josh Arnold
Ah, yeah.
Jess Hooker
No, thank you.
Greg Morton
I feel like it. Yeah, you have. You do you feel like you've Gotten chickens. Yeah, I do too, but.
Josh Arnold
Oh, really?
Greg Morton
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
I thought seitan was literally a meat substitute.
Jess Hooker
Okay.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Greg Morton
Huh.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Greg Morton
We must be thinking something else.
Jess Hooker
We're pronouncing it wrong.
Josh Arnold
Oh, that might be a flavor. Like, like, I don't know.
Tom Griswold
Okay, now I got a new, A new story here. I, I was castigated on this program, probably rightfully so. Greg Morton.
Greg Morton
That.
Jess Hooker
I know that word.
Tom Griswold
I, they were trying to. They were, they were making fun of me because I used the word thermos on the air.
Josh Arnold
Who was like the brand.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Now, see, but see, apparently thermos, as you point out, thermos is a name brand.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Tom Griswold
When I was a kid, you have your lunchbox and inside your lunchbox was a thermos.
Greg Morton
Right.
Tom Griswold
But in today's world, that's known as a Stanley.
Greg Morton
No, those are different.
Tom Griswold
What's the difference?
Jess Hooker
What?
Greg Morton
A thermos is different than a Stanley. Sure. What do you mean? In what way? In construction, in shape, in what you use it for.
Tom Griswold
I thought you use the boat to keep hot things hot and cold things cold.
Greg Morton
Kind of. But you can. I mean, you don't often put soup in a Stanley. You would in a thermos.
Josh Arnold
They have Stanley's that you can put soup in.
Jess Hooker
Can you show me a Stanley? Because I'm out of it.
Josh Arnold
No, I don't think any of us.
Greg Morton
I'll pull up a picture.
Josh Arnold
Okay. It's those cups.
Greg Morton
You've seen them everywhere.
Josh Arnold
Cups that white women carry around all the time with the big scroll.
Jess Hooker
Why didn't you say white women?
Tom Griswold
If you go to any, if you go to any yoga studio. If any yoga studio. The lost and found will be 300 Stanley's.
Jess Hooker
Okay.
Tom Griswold
They're everywhere.
Jess Hooker
I didn't even know that was a Stanley. Yes, I have one on my desk.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, but now I bring this up because this, this Associated Press story refers to it as a thermos. Would you care to read it?
Josh Arnold
I do care, but I'm gonna do it anyway. Authorities in Florida say a man was caught trying to sneak a thermos into jail by putting it up his rectum.
Greg Morton
Whoa.
Josh Arnold
And it's, it is a big thermos. Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said they received a call about a naked man inside of a restroom at a public park. Though responding deputies found the suspect with his clothes on.
Jess Hooker
Now, where was his colostomy day?
Josh Arnold
The 51 year old was escorted out of the park, but was promptly arrested when he trespassed again at the jail. A body scanner showed a thermos in the man's abdomen.
Tom Griswold
We have. We have the. We have the X ray. Yeah, there's the guy's mug shot. Look at the size of that thing inside his body cavity.
Jess Hooker
That's the exact expression I would have on my face.
Greg Morton
Yeah, I think so, too. Boy, maybe more tears.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, it's past his belly button.
Tom Griswold
Wow.
Josh Arnold
If you need.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, well, keep reading. It gets better.
Josh Arnold
The suspect was taken to a hospital where a medical professional removed the foreign object regarding the placement of the thermos in the suspect's rectum. Sheriff.
Greg Morton
No reason to let the soup go to waste.
Tom Griswold
Yes, this. The soup has been gestating, if you will.
Josh Arnold
The sheriff commented. That's right. He put it up the exit ramp, man.
Greg Morton
What was in it? Do we know the.
Josh Arnold
No, no.
Tom Griswold
I. I was intrigued and I kept reading. They do not say what was in it.
Josh Arnold
They don't say. Remains in custody.
Jess Hooker
Here's your sample.
Tom Griswold
A lot going on.
Josh Arnold
There is. But I thought it was interesting that this sheriff does a live stream of, like, arrests and events in the town every week.
Jess Hooker
Oh, is that the Florida guy?
Kevin Harlan
Yeah, you know him?
Greg Morton
Yeah, it's got to be wildly popular.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, Grady Judd from Polk County.
Jess Hooker
Oh, yeah, that's the guy.
Josh Arnold
That's crazy.
Jess Hooker
I watch him all the time.
Tom Griswold
Keister man. So the guy must have been in the park taking his clothes off so he could insert the aforementioned thermos.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, you do have to take your clothes off before you put stuff in your bag.
Greg Morton
That is massive.
Tom Griswold
Now, I wonder if it's the name brand thermos or if he just is like me and refers to all those things as a thermos.
Greg Morton
It looks more thermos shaped. That didn't have the Stanley.
Tom Griswold
What is the word? What is the non brand word for that?
Josh Arnold
I don't know, because you've got a.
Tom Griswold
Yeti, you've got a Stanley, you've got a thermos.
Josh Arnold
My dad had that. That signature green Stanley thermos that he carried coffee to work in every single day.
Greg Morton
Yeah, I have one for fishing.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Greg Morton
And it has the screw on top. Little.
Josh Arnold
And the cup.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But what is again?
Josh Arnold
Is there a related drink container carrier thing?
Tom Griswold
Now it sounds like something that we're good. The government's paying a million dollars for that cost the average person 50 bucks.
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Date: November 13, 2025
Guests: Greg Morton (comedian)
Main Hosts: Tom Griswold, Jess Hooker, Josh Arnold
Special Segment: "News from the Future"
This episode of the Bob & Tom Show Extra blends classic quick-fire banter, current events, and a special visit from Canadian comedian Greg Morton. The team discusses recent experiences with health (shingles and its vaccine), the quirks of modern living seen through “News from the Future,” European Union food labeling laws, and a bizarre news story involving an incarcerated man and a thermos. Moments of observational humor, wordplay, and cultural commentary keep the episode light, insightful, and funny.
“She says, 'Oh, you're lucky you didn't get it on your penis.'”
— Jess Hooker (04:00)
“My dad had the shingles and he’d already had polio and... shingles was worse. And he was in an iron lung for a while. So... shingles is misery.”
— Tom Griswold (04:59)
“Soap is my thing.”
— Jess Hooker (05:51)
“In the future, everyone will have a phone.”
— Jess Hooker (06:35)
“Are they cheap or something?”
“They’re a thousand dollars. Nobody’s gonna pay a thousand dollars for a phone.”
“They’re gonna line up for it.”
— Jess Hooker (06:37-06:41)
“In the future, a robot will vacuum your home.”
“Does it work?”
“No.”
— Greg Morton & Jess Hooker (07:49)
“Some people will pay $150 for a pair of blue jeans... They’ll have holes in them.”
— Jess Hooker (07:52)
“In the future, the Cleveland Browns will win the Super Bowl. Really? No. Some things don’t change in the future.”
— Jess Hooker (08:43)
“There are certain places where you can’t say almond milk... They sent malk because it’s almond milk.”
— Tom Griswold & Josh Arnold (09:33-09:46)
“If you go to any yoga studio. The lost and found will be 300 Stanleys.”
— Tom Griswold (13:21)
“No reason to let the soup go to waste.”
— Greg Morton (14:56)
“The soup has been gestating, if you will.”
— Tom Griswold (15:02)
On awkward parental advice:
“Awkward words should never come out of your mother’s mouth.”
— Jess Hooker (04:03)
On generational changes:
“I feel like time is moving so fast lately. Have you felt that? Sure. It feels like we’re living in the future.”
— Jess Hooker (06:09)
On the cost and purpose of smartphones:
“They’re gonna take pictures of and their food. Well, are they gonna talk on these thousand dollar phone? No. They’re gonna type little messages to each other with their thumbs. And if they’re over 50, one finger.”
— Jess Hooker (06:41-06:49)
On the EU meat law:
“I can sort of see this happening when they keep saying, oh, this tastes just like steak. But it isn’t.”
— Tom Griswold (10:16)
On women and Stanley cups:
“Cups that white women carry around all the time with the big scroll.”
— Josh Arnold (13:15)
On the news story about smuggling a thermos:
“That’s the exact expression I would have on my face.”
— Jess Hooker, after seeing the mugshot (14:27)
“Maybe more tears.”
— Greg Morton (14:30)
The episode is playful, quick-witted, and driven by improvisational banter and observational humor. The hosts maintain a conversational, slightly irreverent style, bouncing easily between topics both serious (health, consumer culture) and completely absurd (rectal thermos smuggling). Greg Morton’s addition brings a dose of standup energy, especially in the “News from the Future” bit, which channels classic observational comedy about the quirks of modern life.
This “Extra” episode offers a microcosm of what makes Bob & Tom enduringly popular: topical discussion, absurd headlines, pop culture commentary, and the ability to make fun of both themselves and the world at large. Greg Morton shines with his “future” musings, and everyone digs into news with a healthy mixture of curiosity and comic skepticism. Even for listeners who missed the episode, this summary captures both the laughs and the sharp social observations that defined the show.