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Christopher (0:26)
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything. Coming up on today's show, comedian Gwen Sunkel. She's coming up in just a minute.
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Billy Masing (1:21)
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