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On today's Extra, Comedian Impressionist Frank Caliendo
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Used to be the guy who played Willie Tanner on alf. Max Wright. Oh, yes, the father. Willie was the son, Right? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Willie. Yeah. Do you remember the dad's name on Alpha? It was Willie. Hey, Willie. Yeah. Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Thanks, Ace, for correcting. I apologize. Frank. Sorry about that. Yeah. Because Alpha go. Hey, Willie. Yeah, yeah. Lynn. Brian. Brian. Yes. There it is. I always get. I know sitcom characters by somebody yelling out the name, like Tony Danza, Zoy, like Johnny Did Sabito. And then in the Italian would come Mrs. Rossini. Really play it. But. But yeah, the. Max Wright was ALF. Please don't eat any more cats. I think Leonardo DiCaprio's one. That's. Have you got that down? I started working, you know, five years ago when I first started working at Stratton Oakmont. I knew that someday this was gonna be amazing. Yeah, Those. I like the weird. Trying to think we did the Mark Ruffalo. That's always an interesting one. There you go. Joe Rogan. Wow. Jamie. Oh, my gosh. Pull that up. That is. That is. That is effing nuts. Who was the guy? Jordan Peterson. No, I don't. I don't understand. It's. It's inconsequential that there would be something of that manner happening at this point. I don't understand it. What was the thing we were playing? Hold on. I'm tearing up. Yeah, yeah. I was going to say he gets choked up every now and then. What was the thing we were playing? It was from the old. Those old movies. And the guy. He'd be in the department store and turn around, you go. Yeah. I forget that guy's name. Lucille Ball. Yes. He was a lot of Jack Benny. That guy's wonderful. Josh loves him. You could be the. You could be the modern version of. He'd always turn around, though, right? Yeah, it was. It was one of the greatest running gags of all time. Yeah. He was like the store manager. Yeah. He was always an employee. Or he would be, like, kind of working behind the counter. Like. Yeah. You'd ring the bell at a hotel desk and he would pop. Yeah. Hello, Can I help you? He had that hook. I mean, that poor guy. Can you imagine everywhere he went. Oh, man. The waiter comes up. Can I get you anything? Hoping he. All questions that had the answer. No, I forget the guy's name. I enjoy doing Police Academy and Punky Brewster's dad or whatever. Henry Wanomont. No, that was the dad. That's who he. That's what his name. Oh, that was the character's name. Yeah, yeah, Mahoney. That guy. Oh, Punky. Punk Brist. Trying to think now. I thought we should perhaps take a short visit to the news desk with Christy Lee and perhaps Frank can weigh in. What's happening over at the Silac Insurance news desk. Well, we started the morning talking about sense because you had wear a cologne. Because Miller High Life is making news. They are releasing a dive bar scented perfume for the holiday season. Ew. It's called Dive Bar Fume, according to the beer brand. Oh, Fume or Dive Bar Foom. I say fume because it sounds better. It's a premium unisex fragrance that, quote, captures classic dive bar scents, from the satisfying crack of a freshly opened beer to the comforting, savory taste of classic bar snacks. The fragrance features notes of tobacco, leather, sea salt, cedarwood, patchouli, and champaca blossom. I've never even heard that. Seen that word. Which is an homage to the crisp, refreshing aroma of the champagne of beers being cracked open. Miller Highlight. Yeah. The champagne of bottled beers. Chick. Yeah. Dive Barfoume or Dive Barf will be available in limited quantities for $60 on shopmillerhighlife.com going on December 4th today through the 6th. Didn't. And the candle last year? I was gonna say. Yeah. Didn't they do the candle last year? The dive bar candle? Yeah. I think I'd rather have a dive bar candle than a dive bar perfume. That is a pretty famous slogan, though. The champagne of bottled beer. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Did they drop the bottled part? Yes, because you can get. It'll say it on some of the big. The last time I had a. A tall boy and it said it on there. Oh, did it really? Yeah. Yeah. That's funny. Yeah. Because back in the day, I was. Everybody had bottles. They didn't have the cans. Miller. I like, didn't come in a can back in the day, but last year was the candle and they did it, didn't they? They gave away, like a wedding or something. At a dive bar. Probably. Probably. Yeah. That was. That was. That was cool. What else? Dive bar. I hate when people. Oh, I just love dive bars. You don't, because then they take you to one, and it's not actually a dive bar. It's like a bunch of people their age hanging out. It's like. No, no, no. Go to a real dive bar. Yeah, right. Yeah. Guy next to you hasn't used a flush toilet in two weeks. Yeah, yeah. It's crazy. His pants are moist. Back when people smoked all the time. Yeah. Okay, I found the voice. Frank, this is. This gentleman is also named Frank. He's Frank Nelson. Oh, yes, that's right. Can I play just a little bit for him? Here you go. Here you go. Now, let's see. I wonder where the. Where the jewelry department. Oh, Mr. Parmy, are you the floor walker here? Well, what do you think I am? With this carnation afloat in the Rose Parade, I always run in. How can you keep a job as a floor walker? My father owns the store. Oh, and you're working your way up? You know, I started as president. If you have a question for a floor walker, you better ask it fast. I have no question, and I'm not going to ask anything. I'll find it myself. Jack Benny. It's. Think about that. The. The. I guess the floor walker was a thing. They don't have that anymore. And you. That person would wear a carnation. Were they the security guy? Were they the. I think they were more of like a. You were going kind of a concierge of the department. What you're looking for. Very well put. They'll show up in movies, like miracle on 34th Street. Yeah. Okay. Back when the department store was such a cool thing. Now let's return to the news desk. Christy. Hey, There's a new survey from the dating site Bumble Out There, and it explores couples favorite fetishes for the year 2024. Oh, let me get my pen. Yes. We're at that time where we look back on the year and talk about the favorites. All right. Among the top kinks for the year. Yes. Doing it on a balcony. Balcony sex, huh? Oh, yeah. Nobody does that. Yeah, they do. No, Tom, you don't do anything outside the bedroom. We understand. Right, right. Balcony, yes. Cruise ships, hotels. Yeah. Very, very. I do have a balcony at my house. Oh, you've got to have sex on it. It's outside your kid's room. Don't tell me till they're asleep. And what is it? Sex with you. One, two, three, baby. Is that right? Three pumps and you're out of it. Two A. Two pump chump. That's right. Balcony on a Cruise ship. Very popular. Oh, now can people see you from the next balcony? That's the whole point. I mean, there's dividers. Is that you could possibly be the danger of it. Someone could like lean their head over the side of the thing and go. Yes. Yeah. Have you ever done a cruise ship, Frank? Not like that, no. No. But all I could picture is Google Earth doing their recording at that time. Getting caught. No, I'd never done a cruise. I never done a cruise ship. Okay, here's some more of the fetishes. Okay. Go ahead. Please, please. Having sex while playing video games. Oh, come on. Yeah, that's. That's kind of big. A big one. Yeah. Twitch, that site. Tom, you're not. Relax for a second. You're going to hear words you haven't heard yet. But you got to trust us on this. He really is like a terrier. What? What do you say? What? What? What? What? I mean, we have. How does this work? I just. Super Mario. Let's go, Mario. Shake of that ass. How does that work? The. The world of Twitch has become. There are. You can go to Twitch. And there it is. A ton of hot girls playing video games. It's. It's. And many of them. Yeah. That you can. Is it combined. Is it ebbing somewhat? I mean, it's not as popular as it was. Right. I think it's growing. Is it really? Yeah, literally. So are these. Are these people actually having intercourse or Switch. You're not going to see this, but it's led to video game sex. I gotcha. Because you can wear the headset and play a game while you're getting service. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's certainly romantic. I think there's something hot to it. Because it's out of the norm. It's. Yeah. It's interesting. Try something fun this weekend and get back to us. I don't even know how to play video games. That's fine. Now we're talking about the most unpopular sex positions. According to Bumble with relatives. I assume that's very unpopular. I bet number one. Most unpopular and popular. It's pretty close. A reverse cowgirl. I would see. I was thinking the same thing. Yeah. Probably very unpopular. Except for injury. Injuries. Evidently they skyrocket in that position. But some, I bet, love it. Yeah. I only have two. Okay. And the ones that I have are doggy style 55. I don't believe that's shocking. I do not. Because know men and women who. That's their favorite. Right? Yeah. You don't want to miss the game. And then. That's right. And then 50% back door action. Oh, I'd say. I wouldn't consider that a position. More people think that is. They think doggy style is worse than back door. That's really surprising. That's. Well, you. I disagree. You have to relax. Right, Tom? Plus, I just don't consider backdoor a position. No. Either. It's more an attitude. So what you're saying was there would be multiple ways to do that. I see. You need to modify it. Yes. And how many positions are the Kama Sutra? 197 or something. Don't talk about it. Holy hell. Okay. Well, thank you very much, Christy. Now coming up, we're going to have our special feature called Sexy Time with Ali Breen where we try to help young lovers and old lovers. Right. Now we return to the Silac news desk. What else have you got? A $4 million mansion in Connecticut burned down after authorities say an attempt to deep fry a turkey went awry. This always makes me sad. It's. Did you see this on the news? I saw. It started with a fire inside the home's garage Thanksgiving Day. And it was unbelievable. This thing is. What is it? Fully engulfed. Engulfed. It is so awful. Weston Volunteer Fire Department Fire Chief John Porkinoy told us today at USA Today that about 40 people were at the home at the time of the blaze. But no injuries were reported. That's good. The garage fire spread to the 11 bedroom house. That's huge. And the crew had to battle it for more than 16 hours. Oh, my goodness. Yeah. It was unbelievable. Yeah. The good news is they got a good deal on clothes on Black Friday. Yeah. They were able to immediately buy new outfits. Right. But the memories can never be rebound. Now every. We go through this all the time every Thanksgiving. We talked about this last week. Yeah, we did. If you're gonna deep fry a turkey and I always send it over to Chick Magee. What is the most important law of physics? You must remember water displacement. Archimedes taught us that. You gotta. You gotta keep that in mind. You can't fill it up to the rim with oil. You gotta leave room for the bird. Yeah. Because if you spill it out and you don't do it in the garage, you do it outside. There was a. There was an actual TV commercial. Remember this? Yes. A TV commercial going, don't do this in your garage. Exactly. If you've got a four million dollar house, why wouldn't you afford some catering? Well, I mean. Well, you didn't get a 4 million million dollar house by blowing your money on catering. That's right. You got 25 guests. You keep your eye on the bottom line. Right? That's exactly. I think this is the old thing, that just because you're rich doesn't mean you're smart. I think I know a lot of people that prove that on a daily basis. Canadian authorities. I was really hoping there'd be a, you know, little response to that. Well, directed. You know where. I know where it was directed, but we're not going to acknowledge. Where were we directing it? Canadian authorities arrested a woman for punching a fellow spectator for blocking her view at a Christmas parade. I get this. Another reason parades should be outlawed. Why don't we get rid of parades? Oh, they're fun. Am I the only one that doesn't like parades? Love them. I love all those high school bands. They get to go to New York and that's great. They have competitions for the high school bands. That should be enough. No, it's fun. Let me. Let me try this. Frank Caleando, when you were in either junior high or high school, did you have, like, the Washington trip where you went to D.C. or to New York, or did you. We didn't. My kids have done it, but we did. My. My school, we. Did you do it, too, High school didn't? Yes, with show choir. We went. Explains so much. We went to Chicago, and then next year we went to New York. No, you went to Chicago. Were you really in show choir? I absolutely. Were you a smiley singer? Were you? Yeah, we. You had to be. Yeah, yeah, yeah. God. Can you bring that back? He had a pink vest and. No, you. Come on, Fuchsia. Please go to. What is it? Turn the beat around. Go. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Turn the beat around. Love to hear percussion. Is there any video of this? There has to be somewhere. Yeah. Can we search it out? Yeah, I need to get. I need to send it to that box place. Legacy. Legacy box. Yeah. Where they. They take that stuff and digitize it. Oh, I would just love to see that. Meanwhile. So, Frank. So, Frank, you did not go on one of these school trips? No. Maybe I just wasn't invited. I don't know. I. But I don't think we had anything. I don't think that that's rich. We didn't go to rich school. That's a great. We did. We didn' have one at our school. I wouldn't have one at our school. I had to bring the coal to my school to keep the heat on. Exactly. Right. That's right. Buckets of coal to and from school. And it was an honor to carry the bucket. Yes, I. I signed up every day for a year to carry that bucket uphill both ways. But it's. It's. It was a great rite of passage to be in a hotel with your buddies. It was exciting. What did we get from punching somebody at a parade? Because Chick hates parades. I think they're great. I think it's really cool when you watch the. I don't know. I hate them. I just rather not. No, but the Macy's. The Macy's print. You see all these great high school bands and these kids have worked really hard. They're selling candy. We need balloons. That's why we'll have balloons. Selling candy bars and reads and stuff. They're just selling that stuff to their relatives anyways. Yeah, well, tell me about it. Come on. I got a call yesterday from one of my daughters. Oh, hi, Sally. How's it going? Next thing I know, I'm getting pitched. What she selling? What's she selling? Some charity thing. No, no, I'll buy. I want to know what it is. Really? I'll give you the. I got the thing in my. Wait a minute. Is it cookies or popcorn? Word. It's nothing. It's just a donation. Oh, Sally is my favorite of your kids. Because she had braces when I had braces. We were braces. I think I'm getting them. Getting braces. I think so. Oh, my God. I'm talking about on your teeth. Yeah, I've got a. That was a fine joke. I wonder if I also call my sister Jan. That was absolutely amazing. I would have called Janny because she was listening yesterday. Josh and she. By the way, she loved. She loved one of Josh's jokes yesterday. She emailed me from England and it went. Finally. Somebody wants something like this. My dad had polio. I'll explain this to you. So he had braces. Braces on his legs. I'm wondering if. I wonder if Jani still has those. His braces? Yeah, she might. Why would you need braces at your age? Because I screwed up my teeth. Didn't I tell you this? I hit one of those speed humps. Look, I shredded my teeth. Let me ask you something. Are you familiar with the term? A little too late. My bottom teeth are all crooked. Nobody cares. Faster you go the speed bump. Who cares? Isn't it like putting a new neon sign on a casino that's going to be imploded? Yeah. What? What the hell? The man's on fire. If you want to throw money away? Throw it this way. I can use it. Yeah, really? No, I'm throwing money at this Sally charity thing. I'll give you guys all the number. Hey, did they nickname your dad Cigarette? Cuz you used to take him out for a drag. Is that right? See what I put up with that Jan doesn't like that joke. I bet you. Yeah. Let's say the most uncomfortable I've ever been. Are your parents still with us, Frank? I don't know. 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