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Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on today's big show, comedian impressionist Frank Caliendo. It's coming up in just a minute. This episode is brought to you by Progressive Insurance. Do you ever think about switching insurance companies to see if you could save some cash? Progressive makes it easy. Just drop in some details about yourself and see if you're eligible to save money when you bundle your home and auto policies. The process only takes minutes and it could mean hundreds more in your pocket. Visit progressive.com after this episode to see if you could save Progressive Casualty Insurance Company and affiliates. Potential savings will vary. Not available in all states. Tonight on Larry King Still Alive and on the Internets. It's been just over 50 years since Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer first aired on American television. From that classic presentation, we learned the importance of chasing dreams from a scrappy little elf named Hermey. Little Hermey longed to be a dentist. To find out how that turned out, Hermie the ex elf and current Dennis joined me in the studio. So, Herme, congratulations on pursuing your dream. What an amazing journey. How has it been for you? Worst decision ever. What the hell was I thinking? I gave up a carefree life of toy making for an endless parade of spit sinks, gum scrapings and root canals. I have spent my entire adult life peering into someone's nasty gullet while they blow their rancid breath in my face. Oh yeah, Larry. I dread every single sunrise that shines its golden light on the soft turd of a new day. But you really wanted to be a dentist? I was a kid. What the hell did I know? I could have said I wanted to be a pirate or an astronaut. Nobody takes that stuff seriously. Why the hell didn't someone stop me? God, I wish I'd said I wanted to be a pirate. But you've had a good business all these years, right? Yeah, of course. I'm a dentist in North Pole Village. Everyone here eats nothing but candy canes and gumdrops and cookies. The teeth are rotten out of their heads. I work constantly. Plus, I've been divorced three times, and I caught gonorrhea from my oral hygienist. Is that, like, a job requirement for those chicks? They only hire hygienists with big jugs in the clap. Yikes. Anyway, Hermie, let me ask, how are your old pals Rudolph and Yukon Cornelius? Oh, you mean Yukon Cornelia? Yeah. About three years before Bruce went, Kaitlin Cornelius became Cornelia. Oh, boy. Her sack is emptier than Santa's on December 26th. God love her. Cornelia is the ugliest broad I've ever seen. Oh, wait, I take that back. She is slightly hotter than my second wife. Jesus, I should never drink that much eggnog. Wow. That's how I ended up with wife number 11. No, no, no, I'm sorry. Number 11 was due to too much hash. 14 was the eggnog bender. That's tonight on Larry King, Still Alive and on the Internet. Miss something? Here you go. We'll try to catch you up. This is Bob and Tom. Extra and. Hello, Tom. We have. We have a guest. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas when I see Caliento's sweater. Yeah. Frank Caliendo is here with us, making the magic happen. That is a. That is a nice, Christmasy Christmas. I didn't want to go too far. I was looking for something Christmassy and I couldn't. My wife had this in the closet. I don't even think it's mine. I think it's my son's. So. So my wife makes us dress the same for Christmas. Do you do that to your. Oh, it's adorable. Oh, yeah, yeah, it's wonderful. It's really. It really shows that you're an Alpha in the house as a husband. Well, you haven't seen his. You haven't seen his shoes yet, Tony. Yeah, I have. That's the resistance. Hey, dude, look at those Christmas shoes. Not a lot of flexibility to get them up there. That's all right. Very nice. Now, my wife, she Gets incredibly angry because she gave me these shoes. She's like, you should wear these. And now women come up to me all the time like I love your shoes. And they want to talk to me for a long time. Yes. And it frustrates. So I wear them as much as possible. They're very Christmas green and Christmas red. Yeah, yeah. Little reindeer on there. Now that sweater though, it doesn't look bad at all. No, it's not. I was looking for, I was trying to gauge whether I should go crazy Christmas sweater. Right Then my wife Michelle, we'll call her Michelle. And so she, she started going through Christmas sweaters that she had in the closet, but they were all her sweaters. And I'm like, those are kind of feminine. Which I, it just didn't feel right. Now realizing I probably should have worn those just for the jokes that would have ensued anyway. But it was like, it was all like little reindeer on. Everything had play on the mammary areas. Oh sure. I don't need to accentuate that. Your collar is ringed with reindeer. Yeah. And it's cool. Kind of a nice Christmasy red. It's classy. These guys, they recognize them. Is this a famous thing? Hey dudes. Hey dudes. You don't know? No, not anybody. I recognize you. I know the Nickelodeon show Hey dudes. Hey dudes. They're like, they're kind of like upscale Crocs a little, but they're made out of slip ons. Yeah, they're very crazy comfy. My brother in law got me into them. He's like, they're like slippers, but you can get away with wearing them anywhere. I'm like, really? Yeah. Oh yeah. They're. They're some of the most comfortable shoes. Do you have some chick? I do, yeah. I mean they're. I, I went and I got them. I just started ordering on Amazon. My, my brother in law gave me a pair. He sent me a pair and then I was like, oh man. So then I ordered like 10 more because there's some, there's some that are just ugly. They aren't good. And they, they're like $12 on Amazon. You just wear them wherever. I mean I wear them and let them dry out afterwards. There you go. Water shoes. Who cares? Hey dude. Oh, I'm looking at him right now. Yeah. Now what would it be like Pat? God, if the Beatles did a tribute to hey dudes. They wear so well, but they look like hell. I'm kidding. Sorry, Frank. Coming up, we're going to do a Frank Caliendo Challenge Mr. Caliendo, well known for his voice work. And we're going to give him a little bit of. A. Little bit of a curveball, I'm hoping. But right now we return to the sports desk briefly with Mr. McGee. Son of a gun, you're right. You caught me off guard. Stupid world record. Okay. A German aerospace engineer is attempting to break the Guinness World Record for the longest time spent underwater without decompression. That's right. Here we go. The Tico Times. Also, there's the talk. Taco Time. Tiki Tiko. Tiki. Taco Time reports that for the past two months, 59 year old Rudiger Clark. Call me the Clock Bar. Why does your German accent sound kind of like Marvin the Martian? What do you mean shattering? Kaboom. Where is my space modulator? Germans. Rudiger Koch has been. Koch? Oh, I thought it was. Clark. Has been living. Probably coke, I'm guessing, huh? Well, there's some German cocks. Yeah, where the baby Germans come from. He intends to spend 120 days underwater and reservice on January 24, 2025. That's next year, Tom. To surpass the record of a hundred days. I don't see why this is even. What's he like, a big submarine? He just lives down there. Yeah. This he's not. He doesn't have a snorkel. He's living in some little capsule underwater. Got a submersible. How long are American submarines underwater for? As far as we know, not very long. That is a good question. I. I wonder how long they can be under. You know what I'm saying? Before, off the Russian coast. Years at a time. Well, I mean it's. I'm sure it's significant. This. This. This is the living space Mr. Cock is living in. Measures 322 square feet. Features a portable toilet, a TV, a computer. He's got Wi Fi, a bed, a stationary bike, solar power, satellite, Internet and multiple fans. Does he call it like the Cockpod or. Do you want to talk to him, Josh? Ask him any question. Mr. Cock, what do you have? What do you call your submersible? Let me out of here. Oh my. Now imagine there's eventually an odor, right? What does it smell like? Mr. Kai, he keeps a copy of his favorite book. Anybody want to gu what his favorite book is? Under the sea. 20,000 leagues under the Sea. It was a good guess. This is an idiot. Thompson. This is. He's not right. This guy's named Gil Rudiger. Are you. He's living at a depth of 36ft beneath the water surface. He said the online luxury he misses the most is a shower. Okay. Of course. Keeping with our theme again. I wouldn't. Wouldn't. The crewmen on every submarine have been underwater longer. How many days is it going to be? The record is 100 days. Yeah. Then if that's the record, then I don't think crewmen are. I mean, this is nothing. He's living in a luxury apartment underwater. I don't know about that. What some guys won't do to get away from their wife. No, honey, I'm setting the world record. I hope it's. I hope you're doing great out there. Yeah. Yeah. Honey, I got to go do this. Honey, it's a record. You know that. This ain't good for this hero. And speaking of man and wife. Oh, speaking of man and wife. What happened here? Hang on a second. Hang on. There we go. Stupid world record. A pair of newlyweds from Philly have broke. Pat Philadelphia have broken the Guinness world record for the oldest couple to marry. That's right. Wow. When they tied the knot earlier this year. Don't say that. Till death do us part. They. It could be. It could be. Before you finish the ceremony. Marjorie Fitterman, 102. And Bernie Littman, 100. I went younger. Way to go. The combined age, 202 years, 271 days. Just because we're married doesn't mean the gummers stop. You think they call them gummers? I hope so. I would imagine that. I imagine the number of teeth they have. Have is probably on the low side. Before I turn the TV off. How about a gummer? The couple, they're. They're registered for gifts, by the way. Oh, they are? Yeah. The Johnson Funeral Home. Help them pick out. The couple wed at the Fountain View Retirement Community following a nine year relationship. That's sweet, Bernie. What is he waiting on? He wanted to make sure she was too old to have any more kids. 91 knocked her up. Make sure this relationship. Yeah. They had to get married. A hundred year old old. Bernie credits his long life and happiness to reading and staying up to date. The show's gonna be called Hospice Honeymoon. People credit their accomplishments with the worst things in the world. I'm old because I read. Is that right? Yeah. And 102 year old Marjorie credits her long life to buttermilk. Buttermilk. Case in point. Yeah. That's very odd. I've never had buttermilk poured all over my. It looks. It looks gross. It looks. Yeah. Yes. They call him Back Door Bernie, don't they? Back Door Bernie. Yeah. I don't know. I, I, I've seen butter, buttermilk in a lot of stuff. Yeah, buttermilk is in a lot of ingredients for like cakes or whatever, that type of stuff. I wonder the ceremony if they have a lot of friends to invite or. Oh, man. Doing what? Viagra. To invite. To invite. Oh, but maybe friends do it. Viagra. It's an open bar, but it's just pharmaceuticals. Yeah, well, you' statins right there, Lloyd. We got to one for you. Well, congratulations to the sweet couple. Very sweet. 202 bondage sign. A prenup. I hope so. Yeah, that's a prenup. Is that sports? Yes, sir. Okay, thank you very much, Chick McGee. We're hanging out with comedian Frank Caliendo. Frankie C. That's, that's, you know me, that's him yesterday. That's going to start in the up. Frankie C In the up. Yeah. Frankie C in the up. We got, we got a challenge coming up for Frank in just a few minutes. Frank, are you a cologne wearer? Just today because this sweater from the closet smelled a little funky on. Just in case. What do you wear? I don't know. Something my wife got me. That's probably a female repellent of some, now that I think about it. She got me that right after she got me the shoes that I wear to. Actually, I thought that smelled really well. Okay, that's, it's probably something nice that she didn't want to tell me the price of. So that's the deal. That's almost a Dangerfield bit of. Yeah. My wife bought me a cologne. My wife bought me a cologne. It's more of a repellent, you know. She says it gives her a headache. She said it gives her a headache. Good. No resents at all. Did you go to your doctor? I missed the. Hello. Dr. Vinnie Boom Box. Dr. Vinnie Boom Box. I didn't know what you were. I thought it was a setup for a joke. You didn't tell me. I'm sorry, Rod. Somebody's gonna the setup. So I understand the punchlines, you know, Dangerfield in 2024. Hey, I tell you all. My wife texted me. She didn't. She put a period at the end of the sentence that means she's angry. That's what my kids tell me. At least, at least I thought they were my kids. That's what the, that's what the text was about. Did you ever meet him? No. No. No, No. I. I don't know why it took me so long to say no, but I wish I had. I think that's what there's certain people. Robin Williams is the guy that I wish I had met. And you think you have all the time in the world to meet people. And his son came to a show of mine in San Francisco and saw me do the Robin. Oh, my goodness. Who knew? What an amazing. He's like, my dad would love you. He's like, he would think you're the greatest. And it's Zach. Zach, Zach Williams. And he came to the show and he was gonna bring his dad the next day, and he didn't come. And I was disappointed. I was like, you know, I thought, you know, that kind of stinks. And I figured something came up. But it turned out the next day Robin was in rehab. So it was one of those things where I was like, oh, woe is me. Robin Williams didn't come to see me. Oh. It turns out he has worse things going on in his life. Sure, sure. So it was. But he was one of the people that I always wish, because him, he and Jonathan Winters were the two people that I grew up. You know, that's old school, Jonathan Winters, but they're just finding little things. I did something just a little weird today, something most people don't do. There was a computer in front of me, and it was talking to me. And the weird thing is, when you talk to a tree, that's not a problem. When it talks back, that's the big deal. They send you away for a while. They send you away for a while. They do. You can talk to the whole forest at that point. And when they start talking back, the little elves, they come out. They bring you cookies. When you look at clips of winners, like on Carson, there's one with winners on Carson. And Williams is there. Yeah, yeah. And the. You, Williams, watching Winters, it's like a children. Exactly. Child at a candy store. He can't believe it. Doing it right. You wouldn't gotten the word wrong at the beginning. Work on the impressions. You'll get there. You've got the voices, but not quite the. Not quite the alliteration. Frank Caliendo was our guest. We were trying to remember earlier this morning, Frank, if you do any cartoon voices, I mean, I can. They're like this. The simple ones, the zoinks. Like, hey, Scoob, you know, did you do Bullwinkle? No, I never really did it because Uncle Joey did it on Full House so much that when I Saw somebody do something that much on tv, I was like, eh, sorry, Bun Dunn. Hey, Ricky. You know, I figure I could probably work. I didn't do a lot of cartoons, mostly because I like to do the part, but, you know, do the face and the mannerisms and all that kind of stuff together. That was more what I like to do and create the character and make myself like a human puppet as opposed to just do the voice. I did like the one you did, the. The voiceover guy from that lame Superheroes. Well, there were two. They were from the Super Friends. There was the. Well, the second guy was the guy who was meanwhile at the Legion of Doom. And he would just. I used to do this as a bit. He would just narrate. And the writing was so bad that the characters would just say what the narrator said. Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom, Lex Luthor plans to take over the world. I have a plan to take over the world. But originally it was Ted Knight. The Meanwhile, back at the hall of Justice. Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho. Oh. Wendy, Marvin and the Wonder Dog. They're getting ready to help make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with Aquaman, who can't do anything. Using his telepathic powers, Aquaman summons a giant eel. I'm summoning a giant eel. You had to want, like. He summed. Aquaman would summon things that they couldn't do anything. Using his telepathic powers, Aquaman summons Toothless Piranha. The lamest. I always thought the lamest was the Green Lantern, which was, I guess, proven when it. Green Lantern was awesome. What are you talking about? The movie was terrible, but what was his power? He had a ring that could conjure matter into green stuff. Really using the power of the Lanterns. Hal Jordan, I think, was his secret identity. There were different Lanterns. They had different. There's a whole group of things that somebody that. With comic book knowledge told me that I've forgotten, but it was. There's. That's a pretty cool story. But I always thought his power was great. He would put the ring up, and then he could make a giant fist to punch you. Yeah. And then there was Sinestro, who was the evil version of him. That was kind of like snide whiplash, but with his own power ring that he had the power of yellow, which was caution. All right. And we're talking with comedian Frank Caliento. The Flash was really fast. And we have a little challenge coming up, a little Christmas challenge coming up for Frank Calhoun. Meanwhile, at the hall of justice, the Flash runs incredibly quickly that's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody. Actor Michael Rosenbaum. He knows some of the most talented people in the business, and now he's getting the inside story. Let's get inside of Heather Grant. I can't look at, like, Boogie Nights and think you were a nerd. Johnny Knoxville. You think you're doing another Jackass movie? What do your kids want? 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