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It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on the big show today, Frank Caliendo, comedian, impressionist. He's coming up right after this. Are you ready to rock? Big Savings Rakuten's Big Give Week is a festival of savings with 15% cash back at hundreds of stores. We're talking 15% cash back at Adidas, CVS, KitchenAid, Expedia, Levi's and more. Shoppers in the know get the best savings when they use Rakuten. They shop the brands they love and earn cash back on top of deals. They Big Giveweek is only once a year and the cash back rates are through the roof. I'll be shopping for a new summer wardrobe and updating my makeup while getting 15% cash back on all of it. I get my cash back sent directly to my PayPal. It feels so good whenever I see it hit my account. Join for free today and get a $20 welcome bonus. Hurry. Big give week ends May 12th and there won't be an encore. Go to rakuten.com or download the Rakuten app. That's R A K U t e n rakuten.com Foreign Tom Television Network from the producers of Prison Break, Bob Covoyan stars as a man who is on the edge. I can't take it anymore, Christy. I've got to get out of here. But Bob, you know there's no way out. Where will you go? What will you do? I'll do what I have to look under my Shirt. I have a tattoo of the entire floor plan of this building. All I have to do is access the steam tunnel from the broom closet here, then directly across the hall from this broadcast studio here. Then I follow it to the south end of the building where there's a Bob. The map stops there. Shut up, Chick. Christy, quick, take off your clothes. That's better. Christy, I took the liberty of tattooing the rest of the floor plans on your lovely breasts. Thanks. You're a lifesaver. And by the way, nice rack. Thanks. Bob. Bob, that line down here, it looks like it's another access tunnel. No, Chick, that's where babies come from. Okay, see that? There's a vent to the outside along the south side wall here. If I can make it there, I'm home free. Bob, do you think you can make it there and back during the commercials? That's a chance I'm gonna have to take. From the producers of Prison Break, it's Bob Covoyan in Smoke Break. When a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. Smoke Break coming to the Bob and Tom television network. Enjoy it for about 10 minutes every two hours, Monday through Friday. And please, people, remember to clock out. We've noticed that Smoke Break lasts longer when the weather is nice. Just waiting for the cast to actually show up for work. Here's more Bob and Tom extra. Frank Caliendo is here with us. Veteran stand up comedian Frank Caliendo. We knew Frank when he wasn't a veteran stand up comedian. He was a brand new stand up comedian, baby. Comedian. A probie comedian. Yeah, yeah. I'm going with a new moniker. Frankie C. Yeah. Yeah. This seems to have not taken off. All right, I like it. Let's. I thought after Flavor Flav I had a chance, but apparently not with this girl. That's your hip hop name, Frankie C. I just. I'm more hop than hip hop. Hop. Just the second half. Just hop. More hop, Scott. Very little hip. Very. And just light on the hop. Yeah. Okay, Very good. Your tour starts in April, right? You're going to be in Dallas, is that correct? Yeah. Dallas, Addison Improv, April 3rd. Houston Improv, April 5th and 6th. Then I go Louisville, which I learned yesterday. I was on sports radio in the afternoon yesterday. I made sure. I said. I said Louisville. Louisville. I got it right. There were like seven different options that I had, but I made sure to say Louisville and then Fort Wayne, Indianapolis, Columbus, Cincinnati, and then Columbus. Cool. You're good at tickets. Yeah, it's a Fun Run. FrankOnStage.com for tickets. And we added Al Jackson to the show because Al's adding himself to everybody's show. Yes. Got some free time. Al needs work, but it's great. That was perfect. Cause I was like, well, we'll put. Put you on as a special guest. And then they'll be like. He's like, yeah, it sounds like extra. I'm like, yeah, absolutely. Buy one, get one free. That's cool now. Oh, and Willie's on those shows too. You Willie G. Good. Willie G. See, that sounds legit. Yeah, that sounds like kind of like a hip hop MC type name. What was yours again? Frankie C. You just take my first name and last initial and it creates the moniker. Yeah, Frankie C sounds more like an Italian restaurant. Hey, welcome to Frankie C. You gonna like the food or you're gonna die? That's why we call you Tommy G. Yeah. If you see somebody drive by Duck. Netflix Cincinnati's Joe Burrow, Atlanta's Kirk Cousins and Detroit's Jared Goff will be featured on the second season of Netflix Quarterback series, which was really swell first season, so I would imagine this one will be just, just as great. The streamer announced the series will debut in July with a video released on Wednesday. Quarterback debuted in 2023 one of Netflix top streamed series stream and it was nothing but the stream. And it was produced by Omaha Omaha Productions. That brings us to Cincinnati, Ohio and the Roger Bacon High School underwater hockey team. That's right. They'll be competing in the 46th annual College Royal Underwater Hockey Tournament hosted by the University of Guelph. G, U, E, L, P H. Right. The Guelph Underwater Hockey Club in the gold pool at the W.F. mitchell Athletic center on the campus of the University of Guelph in Guelph, Ontario. It's not guil on Saturday. That's a whole different grandma. Could be guil coming up on Saturday. That's the least of my troubles how we're pronouncing Guelph. I know you're gonna get mad at me when I ask, but how does this. Roger Bacon continues to have the. They're underwater and they're playing hockey. Roger Bacon continues to have the only high school underwater hockey team in the United States. Okay. Sending two squads. Roger Bacon team weighted skates and Roger Bacon team B. I'm kind of with Chris. You. Do they wear weight belts? I would imagine they would. To stay underwater. Yes, because we're made partially of air. I gotta look this 90% air, right? Yep. And who said. Who said we are 90% air. Oh, this is from Paul Whitakend from Roger Bacon High School in Cincinnati. Very excited about all this Canadian bacon this week. Sounds like fun. Are we going to keep up with this? You're going to get the. Some supposed to give us results on Saturday, and we'll try to follow up on Monday, you know, because we're. Nothing better than we do is follow up. Yeah. Cool. One of the key challenges that the game players are not able to use breathing devices or scuba gear while playing. They must hold their breath. Yeah, of course. Are they wearing pads? Fair question. Face mask? I don't have a photograph. You used to play water polo, but your horse kept drowning, isn't that right? Yeah, yeah, that's what I do. Okay. Pads, ace. I'd like to see a hockey fight underwater. That big heads, action movies. Every now and then, a fight will break out in the pool. Hockey sticks are real short. They're like. Yeah, they're makes a handheld little. Yeah, they're like Tom's way over it. Yeah. Move on. Yeah, yeah, Frankie. See you. Yeah, Frank. Sir. Yeah. Okay. I think. I think it's Frank. Interesting that Frank's first impression is of someone who may be reemerging. Maybe all you have to be is on the Internet for a few seconds. You see John Gruden. I tell you what, man, we're going to do some unboxing here, man. Did you ever get that present at Christmas where they have a box inside of a box inside of a box inside of a box box? And then they give you a clue, then you get the clue and you're traveling all around your house like some sort of, you know, crazy situation. You find another box, then you got a box inside of a box inside of another box. Oh, yeah, That's a lot of fun, man. I love that, man. We scheme for that in my house, man, Me and Jay. My brother, he used to coach the Washington Redskins. Remember that chick? Oh, I remember that. He did. He didn't love that time. No, he didn't. Is Jon Gruden about to get back into the NFL? The rumor. There's always a rumor. He'll be there at college or something. I think he's. Have you ever heard the interviews he does? Like, when they would interview guys at the combine, the types of questions he would ask? He goes, how much you love football, man? Be like, I love football. I bet you don't love football as much as I love football. Like, what do you say to that? What's your reply? No, no, no, no. I love football. You think you than I love football. I don't think you love football anywhere near as much as I love football. Now go diagram a spider 2y banana. Man, I got shaken so much my headphones started to come off. Talking to a tree. That's what I said to my dog, you know. Then I realized it was my son Deuce. I got a son named Deuce. Man, that's really something. He could lift like 500 pounds. He's a tremendous young man. But I'll tell you what. Talking to tree ever talk to treat problem is when the tree starts talking back. When they talk back to you. I. I was over. He always does that. He goes off on 10. I was over behind my house and I was looking at tree. It turns out there's elves making cookies in there, man. Frank Caliendo is our guest. Ladies and gentlemen. I hear there's some potential new rules in the NFL. NFL has announced proposals for rule changes ahead of the 2025. These and these are rule proposals. Among those, Detroit proposed eliminating an automatic first down as a pen penalty imposed for defensive holding and illegal contact. The team has also proposed amending the current playoff seating format. I'm against it. Scared me to death. I'm sorry. Amending the current playoff seating form format to allow wild card teams to be seated higher than division champions if the wild card team has a better record. They've been complaining about that for a while. Green Bay proposed eliminating that so called tush push that the world champ Philadelphia Eagles insist on YouTube. If nothing else, give it a different name. Well, the brotherly shove. Do you like that better? I do like that. Only two. That nickname so far. I don't know. Quarterback sneak thing. Do you think it should be legal? No, it's helping the runner. And that used to be. That was illegal forever in the NFL you can't help a runner. How do you feel about the. About the Mo Howard eye poke all for it. How I feel about the three Stooges. Okay. It's got an easy defense. You just put your hand up against your nose. Yeah. Yeah. Now then he can go to 22 index. Oh, really? Yeah. That was illegal. Yeah, but you got to practice that. You got to get practice. Don't give him the deuce. You wanted to say deuce. That's just a call back to Frank. And Philadelphia proposed aligning the postseason and regular season overtime rules so that both teams have an opportunity to possess the ball regardless of the outcome of the first possession. Yeah. You don't agree with that? Josh? I say bring back Sudden death. Take care of it in regulation. The team that wins. That's right. The team that wins the coin toss disproportionately wins the game. Modicum of education stats realize. Is it only like 51 though? I think it's at least 80. The point is, I think you might be right. You know what then? Then maybe they should. Look, I might want to change my opinion. I think backing me up on that. Of course. Robert Downey Jr. Of course. Yeah. Why wouldn't we, you know. Sounds good to me. Just drink a full soda. So belching the rest of the punchlines out the tush push is. That's not fair. At the flying wedge. Well, you know what the Eagles fans will say I'll stop it. Then. It sounds to me like encouraging your player to get in there, you know, get. Get your help in there. Very nice. I mean, nowhere else in the game are you allowed to help the other guy. I mean, you got it. I mean, that's what the game is all about. I mean, you gotta be and do what you have to do. And if another guy helps you do the thing you're trying to do, I mean, that's not you doing it anymore. Very insightful. Thank you, Mr. Madden. I certainly appreciate that. When he's right, he's right. I'm just watching out up here from heaven. Sure, sure. Yeah. How is it up there? I had nothing to do today. So, you know, there's just, you know. You know those busts in the hall of fame? A lot of those guys are up here, hang out. You play poker? Yeah, we built like those dogs in the picture. You ever see that painting with the dogs playing poke? Yeah. The weird thing is they don't love football more than John Groot. You ever play that video game? You. You. Oh, the Madden video game. He would call you. I had to think about what that meant. It's all right. I still needed three different people in the room to explain. Not one person, not two people, but three people. Had to. I got a call the other day. This is Frank talking for myself. I got a call the other day from my agent and they said because Nicolas Cage is in that Madden movie. In the movie, which is about the video game and some of the producers, something. I don't know. Who was it? I don't think it was Nick Cage or they. They want you to do a Skype with Nicholas Cage. Would you. My agent comes. Would you do a Skype with Nicholas Cage? You do that. Cool. Or not Skype. You know, like I just. Ten years ago, as far as technology, a zoom or something like. No, no. If we're. If I'm going to show him the. Teach him a little bit about the Madden voice, I'm going to hang out with Nicholas. Yeah, even better. Yeah, that's. That's the way I would do it. So he's like, Frank, if I may call you that. Sure, it's my name. You're welcome. That's good. Yeah. So it's like, I think the Cage is. He's up in here and here. Right here in the nasal. As far as you can do Nicolas Cage. I'm trying. He's been doing it. You were absolutely nailing it, by the way, that I was doing a John Madden, in case you wondered what. Yeah, I acknowledged that. I said the game is called me. I. No, you were absolutely killing Nicholas. I've never seen any of his movies. Perfect. So I never seen a Nicholas National Treasure. Yeah, no. We're going to steal the Declaration of Independence. Yeah, it sounds just like him. I've never seen any of his movies like they've been working on. I walked out of that Las Vegas thing. When you meet the person, you can totally. I, I'm sure he's worried about. That's me wanting to do social media and I just don't do that. Yeah, no. I were to hang out with somebody, I'd be like, no, this is a moment that I just want to tell stories about. Then my agent's like, well, if you help them out on this, they should give you a little role in the movie. Because first they wanted me to audition for Howard Cosell and I'm like, I'm not going to audition to play Howard Cosell in the Madden movie. Because that, no matter what, even if I got it, which I'm probably not going to get it, just me going, this is how it goes. I'm just going to be very average or below average. And people like, why is he in this? And then Cage of going, you know, that guy looks like he got hit by a freight train. Brett Favre. Brett Favre. Brett Favre. So I was. They, I. And I figured they were just asking me to audition so they could then ask me to help on it because they never wanted to cast me in it. Right. I'm not thinking that the agent's like, no, no, no, they. They're interested. I'm like, they're not interested in me for that. I look nothing like Howard Gosell. But I'm sure I could be like a research helper for the John Madden Yeah. But to go back, the cage is here. Very good. And here. And then if you bring it down, it's in the throat. That's Madden. Madden's down. And then you just turn it into that right there, which is Bill Walton, John Madden, and Ted Kappel. We all live somewhere in the bottom of Frank's neck. Oh, I love Ted. Couple ye out of that movie. Leaving. Leaving Las Vegas caused me to leave. Leaving the theater. Yeah. The Oscar. Oscar. The one he won the Oscar. Yeah, the one that's incredibly depressing. I've got better things to do in my life. The movie. I figured it out early on, so I don't need to watch him die. I'm going to Las Vegas to drink myself to death. Okay, great. That's. That's great. Boom. Great theme. I'd rather watch Toy Story. I'm sorry. Back to the sports desk with something just for Tom. The Nebraska Cornhuskers made headlines last night after the team pulled off one ra play in baseball. Tom, I need your attention. I'm listening. The Huskers successfully completed the hidden ball trick. Oh, did you see his face? Love this. Third inning of the 114 victory over Pepperdine. We have the video of it. See if you can catch the first baseman. He perfectly there. He tags him out. Right. He throws the ball back to the pitcher. Or does he? And the guy goes, okay, I'm going to take a lead. Dang, you're out of here. Wow. He didn't really throw the ball. Everything anyone needs to know about how big a sports fan Tom is. Every golden. Oh, every golden retriever was watching that video going, what if he threw the ball? He threw the ball over there. But I don't ever get it. What happened. Tom could get tricked multiple times by the hidden ball trick in a game. Absolutely. That's the third time you're out. And Mr. Caliento, how are things in the home life? I know you've got. Got a couple of kids, a wife, a house full of her stuff, and then. Well, a couple houses full of her stuff. Would you have to expand the home to get everything in? It's been actually a little bit of a struggle lately. My mom is in the hospital. I flew into Milwaukee. I was gonna surprise her. She wasn't in the hospital when I took off from Phoenix and she didn't know I was coming. I landed and my brother Rico, who's the most Italian of. There's Frankie, Rico and Terry. And Rico does my books, by the way, so they're always pristine. So I land and Rico goes, did you get the car yet? The rental car? I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes, okay, well, Mom's in the hospital. I was like, okay, I'm on my way over. So I head over. I get there again. She doesn't know that she's in the emergency room. Doesn't know that I'm on my way. I walk in, she's been out of it, kind of in and out. She's had some other problems, and this was just a recurrence. She looks up, she goes. Her eyes open. She's like, frankie, wait. How long have I been here? I'm like, that's a great line. She didn't know I was coming, so it was like she thought she'd been there for days. And, I mean, it perked her up that she saw me. I'm her friend, favorite, and. Yes, yes, of course. Yeah. You missed an opportunity. What? What a. You could have said, it's been a year, Mom. No, no, no. You got to go. I say, bigger than that, but not too big. Like 27. By the way, you have a card from President Vance. That's right. Do the whole thing. She made me do Trump for the nurses. She, because they ask her, what's your birthday? She gives the birthday, like, who's the president? And she. Because she's, ah, ah, my son. Frankie, tell him who it is. She's like, do the voice. I was like, well, you're asking the right guy. And she's doing. She knows who I am, but she can't remember the name. And there's. My name is Elon Musk. No, he's a great guy. He's helping us. I did create a new character for Donald Trump. It's a Mashup. It's Ronald McDonald Trump. Oh, it's tremendous. We've got the Hamburglar we're working on. He's rabble rabbling, and he's. Okay, so we've got some. We get Mayor McCheese doing a tremendous job. Mayor McGee is working with me and Officer Big Mac and also Elon McMuffin. The three of us, the four of us were doing a great job. Now, Is it true, Mr. President, that you fired half of the fry guys? We did. We had to. Elon came in and he said, you're not doing what you need to do, and it's costing too much. And we're going to build a wall between the restaurant and the play area. And then we're going to build a ball pit. We're going to. It's going to be the best ball pit. And it's going to. It's like a spherical mo. It's going to be tremendous, and we're going to make Playland great again. It's going to be. That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody. Former MLB all star Sean Casey, AKA the mayor, keeps hitting it out of the park. Take my 30 years of experience. Take. Take the wisdom and knowledge I've learned from the failures when I got sent down my rookie year, all the injuries I had to overcome. Your mind is the most important tool you have in life. Be relentless. Keep charging. It matters how you talk to yourself, how you look at the world. That matters. We talk about that. I don't know. I'm fired up. Baseball's back and it's going to be incredible. I love it. The mayor's office with Sean Casey from Believe, follow and listen on your favorite platform.
