Pat (2:32)

I After five minutes that bothers you?

Josh (2:35)

That can't be. After five minutes I might have been.

Tom (2:38)

Walking the dog five hours. Point is, it just is annoying and I can't figure out how to do it.

Pat (2:42)

Huh.

Tom (2:43)

And I've mentioned this before and I know that There are a lot of very serious problems in the world, and this is one of the most minor. But why is the sensor on the dryer incapable of really sensing when the clothes are dry?

Josh (2:56)

Boy, I agree with that one every single time. Gotta go to manual. Run it 20 more minutes.

Amy (3:02)

Yeah, I figured mine out, man. I'm set.

Tom (3:05)

I could put in a semi moist paper towel, come back an hour later, and it's still wet.

Josh (3:10)

How'd you figure it out?

Amy (3:12)

I just adjusted a couple things. Settings, and, man, now everything is perfectly dry.

Tom (3:16)

Did you have an electronic consultant come over to your house and help you?

Pat (3:19)

Nope.

Jamie Lisso (3:19)

No.

Amy (3:19)

Did it myself.

Tom (3:19)

Oh, man. I'll have you over.

Pat (3:21)

Just. Here's what you do. You pack up your dryer, take it over to Josh's.

Amy (3:25)

Because it was a problem.

Pat (3:27)

Yeah.

Tom (3:28)

Okay.

Pat (3:28)

You know, there's not much to a dryer other than the timer and it spins and it heats up.

Tom (3:33)

That's fine. But it's. It's the problem. It's. It's turning itself off before the stuff is dry. It's just annoying.

Amy (3:38)

Yeah, that was happening a lot.

Tom (3:39)

And again, there are bigger problems in the world. I get it. It's just annoying.

Amy (3:43)

Well, there are bigger problems, and so you want the simple things to be working.

Pat (3:46)

I found that I can't get my check lint trap to go off.

Tom (3:49)

Wait a minute.

Pat (3:49)

Speaking of simple things, I didn't know. I wasn't saying anything. Yeah. Good timing, Jamie. Boy, oh, boy.

Tom (3:54)

Jamie Lisso joins us in the studio. Just walked in.

Jamie Lisso (3:57)

Rude chick.

Amy (3:58)

You don't automatically check your lint trap.

Pat (3:59)

No, I do.

Amy (4:00)

Oh.

Pat (4:01)

But even every time you start, you know, saddle up and let's dry these clothes. Check lintrap.

Tom (4:06)

Yeah.

Amy (4:06)

Oh, it's a little too cautious.

Pat (4:07)

Yeah. So a little red light.

Tom (4:10)

We're talking about laundry. Jamie, have you. Now do you have the guy come out once a year and suck out all the stuff in the pipe that goes from your lint thing to your outside of your. Do you?

Jamie Lisso (4:18)

No, I don't. I didn't even know you're supposed to do that.

Tom (4:20)

Oh, yeah.

Jamie Lisso (4:22)

It reminds me of a time I was in college and this girl goes, when's the last time you wash your sheets? And I go, you're not supposed to wash your sheets. I just didn't even know it was a thing.

Pat (4:33)

Yeah, cleanliness.

Jamie Lisso (4:36)

Yeah, that's my. My lint trap of college.

Tom (4:40)

When I was in college, there was a guy, the first. The first day guy down the hall put a piece of. What is it called? Masking tape down the floor.

Pat (4:49)

Oh, yeah.

Tom (4:51)

This is my side.

Jamie Lisso (4:52)

Oh, wow.

Tom (4:52)

Love it. And then. And he was a heavy smoker. There were cigarette butts everywhere. The place was incredibly filthy. And after about a month, he was kicked out of college.

Pat (5:02)

Did you have anything to do with.

Tom (5:03)

No, I. No, it was just Dad. A total.

Amy (5:07)

Can you write a letter? My roommates.

Tom (5:10)

It wasn't my roommate, believe me.

Josh (5:11)

Oh, I was gonna say it wasn't you.

Pat (5:13)

Oh, God, you know what was you. Hang on, sport. We'll get that taken care of.

Tom (5:18)

It'll be gone by Monday. But one can only. I mean, the average college sheets, especially for a guy probably don't get laundered all that often. No.

Jamie Lisso (5:26)

Yeah. I used to stand mine up as my divider between me. Right, right.

Pat (5:32)

That would be a very different. It Happened One Night with Claudette Colbert. If they had. The sheets were stiff instead of hanging.

Tom (5:38)

Jamie Lisso are recently married. Am I getting this right? Because we talked to you in the phone not too long ago and remarried like in the last year.

Jamie Lisso (5:47)

That's right. 109 days ago. My wife just. She's here, by the way. She says hi. Oh, how nice.

Pat (5:52)

I wanted to ask about your marriage. Why did you get married again at. Right. Josh.

Jamie Lisso (5:58)

Did anyone ask the first time?

Tom (5:59)

Because she's the one.

Jamie Lisso (6:00)

I feel like every time I come in here, I think to myself, if I'd come in here first, I might not have done it. Yeah, this is what happened when I moved to Alaska.

Pat (6:08)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Josh (6:09)

We tried to talk you out of that one.

Jamie Lisso (6:10)

I kind of feel like I don't want to spell. You know, I feel. Feel this about the childbirth thing. Like, you ever talk to a woman, like, moments after childbirth, they go like, I am never doing this again. This hurts so much. Like it's not where. And then like a month later, they're like, we should have two more. That's why I feel like the marriage thing is you.

Sports Announcer (6:27)

You.

Jamie Lisso (6:27)

You kind of get through the first tragic part of it, and then you meet. You meet the right person, but when.

Tom (6:33)

They want to have two more, they want to do it without. Not you necessarily. Without.

Pat (6:37)

With another guy.

Tom (6:39)

Well, no. Maybe with a test tube.

Pat (6:41)

It's the same. It's the same. I call it the Christmas Rule.

Josh (6:45)

What's that mean?

Pat (6:46)

No one would celebrate Christmas if it were. It was too close together. By the time Christmas rolls around again, you're ready to do it.

Josh (6:52)

Oh, I see what you're saying.

Pat (6:53)

Same thing.

Tom (6:54)

Good point.

Pat (6:54)

I hate Christmas. This is awful. It's too busy. Blah, blah, Blah.

Tom (6:58)

That may be the most profound thing you've ever said.

Pat (7:02)

Thank you, Tom.

Tom (7:03)

No, no, I, I, I, that is really a wise thing to say.

Pat (7:05)

Well, it's the truth.

Tom (7:06)

Now, is coitus going to be involved in the birthing of the next child?

Jamie Lisso (7:11)

Well, you're assuming a lot.

Tom (7:13)

Yeah.

Josh (7:14)

She's a doctor. She knows where things go.

Tom (7:16)

I know, but maybe she doesn't want that going there again. If this is going to be.

Pat (7:20)

And you guys were married in Vegas. Is that, is that right?

Jamie Lisso (7:23)

That's right. You guys got married in Vegas. And we're not, we're not weed smoker people at all. Which I think you can pick up on the fact that I don't even think they're called weed smoker people.

Tom (7:33)

Reefer is the common.

Jamie Lisso (7:34)

Yeah. And I, so I say to her, I go, do you know reefer is legal in Nevada? And she goes, I go, we should get like a little gummy. This is the night of our wedding. I go, would you want to get a little gummy? Just like try it out? And she goes, yeah. And so we buy these little tiny gummies. And I told the guy, I go, we are new at this. We have never done this before. Could you please give me the mildest thing that you have? And what I think the guy did was, I think he wasn't listening. And we're lying in bed our wedding night, and she, and we take these little things and we're feeling it and she, she leaves it with 100% true story, word for word, not making up, comedian stuff. And she goes, hey. And I go, yeah. And she goes, I got some bad news. And I go, what? And she goes, I think that I'm too high to have sex. To which I responded, I have some even worse news. And she goes, what? And I go, we just had sex. You're not going to have sex just now. 100% your story. Sometimes you have to write material. A lot of times your wife just gives you a job.

Tom (8:31)

Oh, my God.

Pat (8:32)

You remember events.

Tom (8:33)

Jamie Lisso is our guest. Distinguished comedian. And I just, I just had some minor surgery. But what was interesting, if you ever had surgery, they give you, you walk in and they, they ask you your name and your birthday five times. I get it. You wear the wristband and everyone that comes in asks who you are and you tell them and then they draw on you where they're going to be cutting, et cetera, et cetera.

Pat (8:52)

But they do the black arrow, but.

Tom (8:54)

They do the pre interview, you know, what is, what is the last Thing you ate. When was it? Okay, it was little. Last night.

Jamie Lisso (8:59)

The pre interview.

Tom (9:00)

Yes.

Pat (9:00)

You're not on a talk show.

Tom (9:02)

No, it's. Well, the. What do you. The. What's his name? The consultation with the doctor. No, no, the anesthesiologist. The anesthesiologist. That's a big word. The anesthesiologist. And they go through the whole thing. They do it and twice, actually. First. First one of the nurses did it, but they ask you, do you drink alcohol? Do you smoke cigarettes? And now the new one, they ask have you taken any gummies?

Jamie Lisso (9:23)

Really?

Tom (9:23)

Which I thought was that. That. That's. It's come around. It's now part of the official form.

Sports Announcer (9:27)

Wow.

Tom (9:28)

And I imagine it's because. And then I was. I was telling the story to a somewhat, I thought, sophisticated, elegant lady of a certain age. And she went, oh, I take one every night to go to sleep.

Josh (9:38)

I know tons of people that do that.

Tom (9:39)

Wow. Where do you get them? She goes, he has to drive across state lines. But then she goes. Then she goes, oh, I have a guy. Do you need some.

Jamie Lisso (9:48)

You guys, I swear to God, for 49 years I thought that local anesthesia meant that they got it from around here. Sort of a farm to table. 49 years.

Tom (9:56)

Yeah. Yeah. I like my free. I like the free range.

Pat (10:00)

Farm to table.

Jamie Lisso (10:03)

I like how the doctor gave you some local anesthesia. I'm like, that's nice. He got up early. He went to a farmer's market. He's. Swear to God.

Pat (10:09)

Would you think less of that lady because she did marijuana?

Tom (10:12)

No, no, I was getting. I was just.

Amy (10:14)

Amy still works for him.

Tom (10:16)

I was really. I was really surprised.

Pat (10:19)

Really.

Tom (10:20)

Especially because they have to go through in this particular state, illegal channels to get it, but every night. But then that's why, obviously that there must have been enough incidents in which anesthesiologists were concern. Because if you've got whatever that is, THC or whatever it might be in the gummy in your system, you know.

Jamie Lisso (10:34)

Yeah.

Tom (10:34)

Things could go wrong. They want you to be pain free and wake up, wake up nice and healthy.

Jamie Lisso (10:40)

I don't know if this is just me, but I have a note for all. Any anesthesia. These listening. Whenever I go to the doctor and you get like a surgery like you just had, you get a bill, right? And you go like, oh man, like three grand. That's a lot. Whatever. And you go, well, at least I paid it. And then a year later.

Amy (10:55)

That's exactly right.

Jamie Lisso (10:55)

The anesthesia guy sends you a bill. And I just want. Aren't they in the same office? Couldn't they jump on the same invoice? Exactly. You know what I mean? I just got one yesterday for my circumcision. That was years ago.

Tom (11:08)

Yeah, you guys are. I paid that off.

Pat (11:14)

Cleveland Guardians designated hitter. David Fry was. David Fry spent a night.

Tom (11:22)

Now, wait a minute, J.

Josh (11:22)

You're too Fry.

Tom (11:24)

David Fry was the Nixon guy in the 60s, right? In the 60s.

Pat (11:28)

Iconic.

Josh (11:29)

What do you mean, the Nixon guy?

Tom (11:31)

He was the Nixon rich little of. Yes.

Josh (11:33)

Oh, he was an impersonator.

Tom (11:35)

Impressionist. Whatever. He'd go, I'm Dick Nixon. You know, pregnant ladies don't take buffering. It'll kill you. Back to you.

Amy (11:43)

Is it Fry? And that's really, really stupid.

Tom (11:46)

But is that.

Pat (11:47)

You just want them lined up out.

Jamie Lisso (11:49)

The parking lot sneaking in some politics.

Amy (11:51)

Is F R Y or F R Y?

Pat (11:54)

It is F R Y E. Okay. Yes. And what was the name of his album he put. Put it out as Nixon.

Amy (12:01)

That's all right. You know what came up? When I go. When I put in David Fry, as soon as I added the E, it said David Fry. Obituary.

Jamie Lisso (12:07)

Oh, so that's.

Amy (12:09)

That's sort of what we're talking.

Pat (12:11)

Oh, yeah.

Tom (12:11)

Oh, we got. We got an obituary in the news today. A really sad.

Jamie Lisso (12:14)

There's a lot of them, bro.

Pat (12:15)

And the.

Sports Announcer (12:16)

Okay.

Josh (12:17)

I saw last week and I thought, nobody's going to know this guy.

Tom (12:21)

Everyone's going to know him. Okay, I'll. I'll ask our guest.

Pat (12:24)

I love this game.

Josh (12:26)

You know the name Sunny Curtis.

Tom (12:27)

No, no, don't do it that way.

Josh (12:29)

No, that's the way to do it.

Sports Announcer (12:32)

Yeah.

Amy (12:33)

How would you do it?

Pat (12:34)

What? You do it for Tom's memory. How important was Curtis?

Tom (12:41)

I'll bet I could play.

Pat (12:43)

No, no, I know who.

Tom (12:44)

I know who he is, but I. I could play two songs and I bet Jamie would know exactly who we're talking about.

Pat (12:51)

And I'm a weirdo about that look on his face.

Sports Announcer (12:53)

He doesn't know.

Pat (12:54)

I spend my off hours looking in liner notes to see who plays that instrument. So go ahead.

Tom (12:59)

Okay. I can't really sing it. Can you sing it, Pat? Do you know what we're talking about?

Jamie Lisso (13:05)

I do know. Yeah.

Tom (13:06)

The tv. The TV theme.

Sports Announcer (13:07)

Oh.

Jamie Lisso (13:08)

Oh, no, I didn't know he did that.

Tom (13:09)

I know what he.

Jamie Lisso (13:10)

What instrument he played.

Tom (13:11)

It's. This is a guy that wrote two iconic songs in contemporary culture.

Christopher (13:16)

Jamie.

Jamie Lisso (13:16)

Okay. Jamie's being such a good Cheers theme. Is this not the Cheers Better?

Josh (13:26)

Love is All Around. Do you know that song Mary Tyler more theme.

Jamie Lisso (13:29)

I don't know. I don't know.

Tom (13:31)

The Mary Tyler Moore thing. Remember she heaves the beret or whatever.

Pat (13:33)

Wait a minute.

Tom (13:34)

Wait a.

Josh (13:35)

Know this?

Pat (13:35)

No, this is a different Sonny Curtis. I. I thought it was King Curtis. I thought that was King.

Jamie Lisso (13:40)

There's so many Sonny Curtis's get so confusing.

Pat (13:44)

Don't blame me for getting confused.

Jamie Lisso (13:46)

Yeah, I think she's also on the View. Yeah, a lot of people going through there lately.

Tom (13:52)

This guy wrote the Mary Tyler Moore theme.

Josh (13:55)

And he wrote.

Tom (13:56)

And he wrote the great song recorded by the Clash by the Bobby Fuller Four.

Josh (14:02)

The Bobby Fuller Four.

Amy (14:04)

Oh, summertime Blue or no. I Fought the Law.

Tom (14:06)

I fought the law and the law won. A great song.

Josh (14:11)

He co wrote hundreds of songs recorded by artists from the Everly Brothers to Bruce Springsteen, Glenn Campbell and Johnny Cash. And was inducted into the Rock and Roll hall of Fame with the Crickets. He was in the Crickets? Buddy Holly's band.

Jamie Lisso (14:22)

I used to tour those guys. Every comedy show.

Tom (14:27)

Inside Comedy Joke. But very good.

Josh (14:30)

See, I'm sorry, I.

Pat (14:34)

Please.

Tom (14:34)

That's peppy.

Pat (14:35)

Stop. Well, this isn't the one. Anybody knows. Who is this?

Josh (14:44)

I don't know. This is the Bland Orchestra. Is that the muzak version?

Jamie Lisso (14:49)

I literally reached out to press my floor button when you played that.

Tom (15:00)

You know, this is the one.

Amy (15:01)

I would say one of the best shows with one of the worst theme songs.

Jamie Lisso (15:06)

What genre would you say this is? Boring.

Tom (15:10)

Dusty. This is revolutionary.

Jamie Lisso (15:14)

I like it. Revolutionary.

Tom (15:20)

This is a great. This is a great song. It's a TV show that showed that a woman can actually live alone and not have a man in charge of her life. And who knew?

Josh (15:33)

Why didn't they have a woman sing the theme song?

Jamie Lisso (15:35)

Yeah, you got to do that.

Sports Announcer (15:37)

Come on.

Tom (15:37)

They didn't have all year. They had to get the thing written.

Jamie Lisso (15:40)

Helen ready was singing in that other studio.

Pat (15:43)

The.

Tom (15:44)

But he also write. I thought the Law is such a great song.

Amy (15:47)

That is a good one.

Tom (15:48)

And the. The Clash version of that is great.

Josh (15:50)

Yes, I'll give you that.

Tom (15:51)

The Bobby Fuller Four.

Josh (15:54)

I've never. Who's the Bobby Fuller?

Pat (15:55)

That was the Hitler Bobby Fuller.

Jamie Lisso (15:58)

Like three guys. Three guys, right? Three other guys.

Pat (16:00)

Yeah.

Tom (16:01)

Yeah. I do love it when bands do that and they don't have. Who. Who famously just did that? The guy that did the song.

Josh (16:07)

Duke Tomato in the Power.

Jamie Lisso (16:08)

Ben Folds Five.

Tom (16:09)

Yeah, the Ben Folds Five. Yeah, Ben folded.

Jamie Lisso (16:11)

Do you know he just divorced his fifth wife?

Sports Announcer (16:14)

What?

Tom (16:14)

Oh, you better hurry.

Jamie Lisso (16:15)

People are calling that The Ben folds five. His. Five wives. 100 true.

Amy (16:19)

Yeah.

Pat (16:20)

Wow. Incredible.

Tom (16:20)

How many times have you been married to be.

Jamie Lisso (16:22)

This is. I'm just. This is my second and last one.

Tom (16:25)

Okay, very good. Good answer. No, you're. You've got some very serious.

Pat (16:31)

Hang on a second. Jason, mark that for a recording we're going to play when he comes back.

Tom (16:35)

Comes back.

Pat (16:37)

No, no, it's fine.

Tom (16:39)

Congratulations. I'm glad you found the one.

Jamie Lisso (16:41)

Thank you. She's the. You guys know, she's a doctor. She's been making me aware of germs, which I never thought about. I don't know if you know anybody that makes you aware of germs in the world. I've never had this happen before.

Josh (16:50)

I never thought about that guy.

Jamie Lisso (16:51)

Is it. Oh, really? So are you like this? So we were at the Seattle airport the other day and I was walking down this really steep flight of stairs. I was holding one big bag at a big backpack on. And to balance myself, I leaned over and I grasped the handrail, of course.

Tom (17:04)

Oh, yeah.

Jamie Lisso (17:05)

To which my wife says, she goes, oh, my God, I can't believe you would reach over. And I go, I'm sure it has a lot of germs on there. And I go, but I'll bet, I'll bet it has less germs than my butt. And she goes, why would you say that? And I go, I'm just saying if I don't get to grab this handrail, I'm gonna fall down these stairs, break both my legs. You're my wife. You're gonna have to wipe my butt. I think what you meant to say was thank you for thinking of me.

Tom (17:32)

Precisely. Absolutely. Yeah. I do that, that surfing thing on the elevator on the escalator. Because I don't want to touch the handrail.

Pat (17:40)

Okay.

Tom (17:41)

Yeah, it's tricky. I almost fell down recently.

Pat (17:47)

You almost fall down, go boom.

Tom (17:49)

Well, that one in Denver, you've got to go through that. The chicane of escalators.

Pat (17:56)

There is a escalator in D.C. goes down to the Metro. I swear it's six miles long, the escalator. It's unbelievable.

Tom (18:04)

I famously remember I told you about the guy that was wearing the beautiful three piece suit I famously. That had his. Had his mail member dangling.

Pat (18:11)

He just referred to himself as I famously.

Tom (18:14)

No, you know the story. The story about the guy was exposing himself.

Pat (18:17)

Yes, I know the story.

Jamie Lisso (18:19)

Where does this happen?

Tom (18:20)

At an airport at the Paris Metro. Wow. And it's one of those escalators that, you know, could take you to the top of the leading tower of Pisa. It's a long one. And the guy going the other way. Packed in Paris. And this guy's got this huge dangler.

Jamie Lisso (18:34)

No, no, not to defend him. What, was he getting on the D train?

Tom (18:46)

Don't.

Guest Singer (18:50)

With me? I'm handing you my beating heart? You can listen, you can see, you can touch? But don't with me? Don't you lied to me? I know every trick you'd play? I can read a poker face? If you were smart, you won't lie to me? Cause I would run so.

Tom (19:40)

Fast.

State Farm Advertiser (19:45)

I.

Guest Singer (19:45)

Could turn so cool? I know I'm not very brave? But I'll be no dumb fool?

Commercial Announcer (20:03)

Don't.

Guest Singer (20:06)

You hurt me? I give my right eye for you? But I will not be blind for you? I like excitement? Don't you hurt me? Don't lie to me? Don't with me?

Christopher (20:38)

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

Jamie Lisso (20:50)

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