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Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on the big show today. Comedian Joe Dombrowski. Coming up right after this, Jim Rome takes on sports. I will always have a complicated relationship with this game, but people eat, evolve. So do sports. Do not make me regret this. Do not make me devolve back to that guy that so many clones wish that I still was. And do not embarrass the entire country. Now I can go back. I can get there fast. Lose tonight and you got a real problem. Do not blow it. The Jim Rome show podcast. You've been warned. Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Good morning. Shoehorn Carnival. Shoehorn Carnival. Shoehorn Carnival. Yeah, I understand you only sell shoehorns there. That'll do it. That'll do it. Yeah, sure, we. Hey, you guys, sounds like you're a big sale today. No. Well, you know, every day is a sale day at Shoehorn Carnival. I've been to the shoe carnival up there. They got great shoes there. But you just have shoe horns, right? You see, we used to be the Shoe Tree Carnival. Oh, really? And that box. Yeah. So we figured. The kids love this place. Do they? Yeah, you know, mom and dad bring in the kids because we have. For the kids, we have these two great characters here. We have. What's your name? Horny the Clown. Horny the Clown. Okay. No, I used to be Shoe Horny the Clown, but they shut me down. And of Course, Horny the Clown hangs out with John Wayne Gacy. Wait a minute. Here, say hi to the kids. I'm the Shoe Hornet. Yeah, Wait, hold on. Kind of like the Green Hornet except I hand out shoe horns to the kind of a bad cough there. I hate working here. This guy's got emphysema. I don't know. Was I drinking last night? What kind of. The shoehorn. What kind of shoehorns do you have? You know, wacky ones with, you know. Well, we got, you see, we got real little ones that. What's your name again? Horny the Clown. According to clowns, I handed out these real little ones for like doll size, like Barbie and Ken. Yeah, they're real small. And then we got these big guys. Yeah, we got this big one. We stole it actually last week. It's about a ten foot shoehorn. Yeah, we sold us on playground. They do turn it into a slide. Yeah, I think so. But anyways, come on out here and see the kids. They love the Shoe Hornets. He's got this big stinger on the back. But don't worry, kids, it ain't real. Hang up on these idiots. Hang the phone up. I've had enough. Missed something. Here you go. We'll try to catch you up. This is Bob and Tom. Extra. Hello, Tom. We've got a special guest. He is a former kindergarten teacher. It's Joe Dombrowski. Now, did you ever teach at the level where they have to start writing stuff so you'd have to make them write your name out? I'll never teach middle school again. That's where dreams go to die. It was the most chaotic mess I've ever taught in my life. Cause they're just like ruthless. Ruthless, mean, like. I had a middle schooler too. One time he looked at me and he said, okay, I don't even know with you guys anymore. You say so much, I'm like, what can I get away with? Oh, okay. They said. He looked at me, he goes, Mr. D, you're nothing but a little bee. Oh, who's still sucking on your mama's teeth? And I looked at him and I said, who told you it's wrong? Wow. Now you, you grew up in the Detroit area. Yes. Did you go to college in Michigan? Central Michigan University. Very familiar. Bay City, second on Midland fl. Hello. Right now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right there in the middle. Yeah. Soaring Eagle Casino. Yeah. Lost a lot of money there and did grab this new. What is your. What particular game does one play in the casino that you enjoy Most. I was raised to play cap craps at the young age of seven. And that's Christy's game. My game. Yeah. Love it. You know, it's just a lead in with throwing dice against the wall and the next thing you know you're at the craps table. Oh, yeah. And then roulette because it's just so eas. You don't have to think about it. Everybody wins it. Yeah, everybody can win at roulette. Do they? I don't like. They know you lose. Yeah, you win and you lose. We were talking about gambling earlier because this is the peak gambling season. Oh, yeah. Well, we had some stats on the number of people who bet on the college basketball story that chick did not find interesting. No, I. I didn't. I was going right along with the program until Josh started. Yeah, I was real bored. Ye. Yeah. Yeah. Josh's defense. He doesn't care for basketball. No. Completely indifferent to it. Yeah, I don't either. I hold no ill will towards it. I'm not angry about anything. Except you dislike people who enjoy. That is not true. Anybody who enjoys anything I enjoy. Okay, now let's. Mr. Dombrowski, what kind of activities do you enjoy? Let me. Boy, does this feel like a congressional hearing. Do you feel like I'm gonna say the wrong thing and my career is gonna in a blink of an eye? No, I'm serious. Do you. I'm not gonna say something like do you bowl or do you enjoy Judy Garland movies? Okay. Yeah. And I love a good pride. And an orgy too, Tom. What do you know? Would you like to watch sports? Do you like to paint? Love sports. Big in the March madness right now, everyone. It is exactly exhilarating. I mean, tall men in short shorts. Could you believe that? Is that what you wanted? Griswold. And I'm a big knitter by the way. I have seven rescue pit bulls. I donate to Sarah McLaughlin every month. Don't they? No, this. I'm gonna have a fun interview. Not. You are embarrassment to all of us. No, my. My hobbies are redoing my house. We're very handy. There's a lot of. We have a lot of projects going on at the house and it's fun. I live in an old mid century modern. Can I give you some tip here? I don't know if I want it. Yes, you do. No, you do. And Christy will back me up on this. Just give me the name of one of your projects. Don't give me like. What are you doing? Kitchen. Kitchen. Okay. The name One of my expensive. Yeah, no, no, that's not the answer. When is it. When is it going to be done? Hopefully in six months. No, the answer is not the right answer. At least two years. What do you think, Christy? Yeah, probably I might take a bath to the toaster. Are you having someone else do the work or are you doing it yourself? No, here's the thing. I married one of those people who can do anything. Like not even watch a YouTube video, just can do it. So we are doing it ourselves, which is fine, great. But also like, I don't want to. I don't want to. I want to get home. I want to have a cocktail. I don't want to go to bed. I don't want to. Like grout tile. Look at me. This is going to take. This is going to take forever. I mean, I look like I could be of heterosexual descent, but honey, I am not. And one night you come home, you have that martini, you look around. Oh, the kitchen's done. Yeah, let's hope that dream. Let's know Christy Christie's doing it right now. I just went through for a four year build. We went through it every day. Oh, hell's gonna be done. No, you got. It's a blessing, you guys. You have the means and you have the ability to. Yeah, but you can have all the means you want. But the, the time and the lack of people showing up. I've never heard more people complain about getting new nice things. Oh, my gosh. My large took an extra month. It's hard. They bring the wrong color tile days rolling. Oh, no. Disaster. The granite guy is a week later than he said he would grab. It's marble. Nine car garage. Get it right. No, not marble. It was right on time. And I love my granite. I told you we shouldn't put the gift shop over there on that side of the house. So your hobby is redoing your house? My hobby is project managing is just like watching. Now, in all truth, regardless of the nature of one's relationship, of which the nature is homosexual. That's a much more direct way of saying what I was trying to say. Let me in. Keeping a relationship intact while building a house or redecorating one is rough. I think it's interesting because when the guy painting hands you a divorce attorney's name. Hey, just in case. Most of my clients need this. It's tough because there's a lot of arguing and. But don't you let the Alpha decorator just do their thing? No, no, I let Kelly make all the decisions. That's what I'm saying. And that's what Andy says. That's what I mean. I'll go. Do you like this? He'll go, whatever you want, honey. Now, where do you stand in this particular relationship with your man? You know, I think we're just in a happier place because we look out our windows. We have beautiful views of the ocean and everything. And you guys look out your windows and you see corn. So we're in better spots. You know, that sounded like a shot. No, no, no, I don't. I wouldn't call it a shot. I would call it, you know, a massacre. Yes. Not one shot, but a machine gun spray. There's a lack of water around. Terrible. Sorry, girls. I'm trying to grow some. I'm trying to grow some corn next to the pool house, so we'll see. I don't think your HOA will allow that. Yeah, okay. Once again, welcome to the Bob and Tom program. If you're just joining us, we're sure having fun. Pat hasn't done anything for a while, and I think we've. Our guest, Joe Dombrowski, is regretting coming in. I think we're gonna ask him to play a song for Pat. Hold on. The Baileys. Or vice versa. Or vice versa. No. Are you. No. Pat's choking. Are you switching to something, Pat? Is that what I've heard? Giving us a little Wagon Wheel Watusi. Thomas. Thomas, stop that. You're my wagon wheel. Thomas. Here. The song that you inspired. You and Osu in the green room with talking about. Yes, yes. We're talking about heart problems, you know. Where am I? We're talking about our divorces and heart problems. Do you need your AARP card? Yes, you do, you young whippersnapper. I'm gonna sing now. Thank you. Careful, you might hurt yourself. I forgot my glasses, Joe. Of course you did, distracting me. Well, take us away, Fraulein Maria. Let's do it. They call me a hypochondriac. Think I'm having a heart attack. Oh, I got a little freckle getting bigger on my back. Something's wrong with my right hand. Should I express my anal gland? Oh, I got that celiac. They say I'm a hypochondriac. This went over better yesterday. Well, shut up, Tom. Don't crap on your own song. Chicks got glaucoma. I think I got it. Oh, Tom had a torn retina. I probably got two. Josh had appendicitis and right wrist arthritis. And as much as I Try to fight it. I think I have bursitis. I gotta do a funny voice sometimes to get a laugh. Thank you. Bronchitis. Meningitis. Hepatitis. I googled the symptoms. Joe. I'm pretty sure I'm their latest victim. Like a retired old timer. I'm pretty sure I have Alzheimer's longer than I remember. Can you let it stay way longer? Let Josh scatterverse. That's the prelude to a funeral. Now watch this. Josh. Because he's such a smart ass. Scat. Now. Oh. You want a little bit of that? Yeah. I didn't know you put me in after scatting. Put me in. Coach. Oh. Rip Zip and the flowers of Bin Zabi. Don't do that with your hand. With a hand. Stop it. I'm fully erect. Zipple and herbal deed la seraphace Hip, hip and grobdy snoo. All right. Chick. You got the slide whistle? Ready? There. He wasn't even ready. Not a slide. Where am I? People listen to this show. They used to. In what nursing home? This is insane. Never took a lesson. Grab the slide whistle. And he did. Do the. Do the. Do the CF sound. What do you got? Tom? Pull something out of your ass. And there's my capital. Everyone. You hear it? I'm producing this. Be quiet. Am a hypochondriac. Joe. We've got. We've got an accord. And we'll make you feel at home. Play a polka large kazoo. Do you want this show? This is insane. Why do you guys play the. Those phallic instruments around you're doing? Someone's going to pull an oboe out of their colon before I throw. Throw them the kazoo. He doesn't want the kazoo. I don't know. I don't need Covid again. Thank you. Hypochondriac. Betting my water is lined with black. Or it's not psychosomatic. I'm a psycho maniac. I have two pig. You're ruining it. Ruining it. I have two big round lumps in my ball sack. He finally gets a joke. You're over there around. He finally gets a joke. He has lumps in his ball side. I heard it. That could have. That could affect any of us too. Lumps. Sorry. Not me. Stop it. You have Tom Green on me next. It's not funny. I'm a good end. Big conre. Can you go hide? Joe? Yeah. There we go. Thank you for that. Good Joe. Wow. Maybe the best morning radio I've ever done. If that's what we're calling this this was a treat. You're welcome. Thank you. Oh, I don't know that I'm gonna be able to make it to the show tonight. Now, let's. Let's move forward here. Christy. I don't think they'll be dust ourselves. We have comedian Joe Dombrowski joining us in the studio. But Christie's re. Do you want to go back to the sleep thing or are we done with that? There's more. Yeah. Sleep hacks. Some health experts say blue light emitted from our electronic devices disrupt our melatonin production and keep us awake. And that's a big thing that I. That's. I doubt it very much. No, really, I'm a big believer in this. Well, Dr. Gratiser said this too, is a myth. Josh. Oh, I don't trust this doctor anymore. He said, my research team has found that electronics do not have a significant impact on sleep. It's not him, it's his research team. If a regular bedtime aligned with someone's natural sleep wake cycle is maintained. So there is a caveat. But yeah, he added, you still need to wind down before bed with more passive activities like watching TV or listening to a podcast. I see. All right. Just because a book is on an electronic device doesn't mean I see no difference. Yeah, I kind of see what you're saying there. I guess mine's more mental. Like if you're. If you're doom scrolling. It's just not good for you. Right. It gets into your head and then you're. It depends. Yeah, it depends what you're watching. You don't want to watch the news under any circumstances. There's also a difference between having a. Your phone right up to your face and watching a TV on a wall nine feet away. Right. I would think. And then finally, the phenomenon wherein couples sleep in separate beds or bedrooms called a sleep divorce. What? Dr. Gratiser approves of this trend, as do I, saying there is strong evidence that factors like movement, noise and temperature imbalances from a bed partner can disrupt your sleep quality. Well, that makes sense. That's become a big thing. The term sleep divorce, I think is kind of stupid. A dramatic. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Really? Cost me a quarter of a million dollars. That was a. No, no, laugh it up. Yeah, go ahead. I wonder if there'd be any. This is gonna get me in trouble. Oh, lay it on. Do you think that would be different with this? Statistically, with gay couples? What's that? Well, we don't sleep. We just do coke and ketamine. He deserved that shop. I think I got here. How did you. You know how I know? I did know because I saw your dragging behind you. You can say any damn thing you want. We don't want to know where that gets. That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody. The United States Soccer Federation presents the U.S. soccer Podcast. The place we're at. 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