B&T Extra: Comedian Joe Dombrowski

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show Extra: Comedian Joe Dombrowski

Original Air Date: August 26, 2025
Podcast Host(s): Tom Griswold, Bob Kevoian, Kristi Lee, Guest Hosts/Producers
Guest: Joe Dombrowski

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Episode Overview

This "B&T Extra" episode features comedian and former teacher Joe Dombrowski joining The BOB & TOM Show crew for an energetic, joke-filled conversation. The episode moves quickly between absurd news stories, personal house renovation tales, stand-up road stories, and a big reveal about Joe’s current life milestone. True to BOB & TOM form, the humor is fast, sharp, and peppered with playful roast-style banter.

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Key Topics & Insights

1. Offbeat News Rundown (06:00–09:07)

• Claw Machine Rescue:
  The hosts share a recurring quirky news story about a child getting stuck in a claw machine in Ohio, delighting in the absurdity and riffing on party-themed variations.

  • Tom: "I heard it took them almost a hundred dollars in quarters before they... one of the guys was able to nail it." (06:12)
  • Concept for a "white claw machine" at Kristi’s parties, where guests would need “skill” to claim their beverage.

• Horror Teddy Bear Incident:
  Discussion of a grotesque teddy bear in California mistaken for being made of human skin, tracing it back to a horror artist.

  • Tom: "Be like if Ed Gein were at Build A Bear." (08:43)
  • Kristi: "More like Build A Scare, huh?" (09:00)

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2. Welcome Joe Dombrowski! (09:12–09:33)

• Joe's distinct humor is on display immediately, joking about the show’s longevity and sharing his excitement about being invited back.
  • Joe: "He texted me...‘do you want to come back on Bob and Tom?’ And I said, 'He’s still alive? I’m excited.'" (09:20)

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3. Joe’s Stand-Up Life and Springfield, Missouri Adventures (09:44–13:06)

• Joe talks about his road comic life, being home in Seattle (“for 12 more hours”) and prepping for a set in Springfield, MO at "The Blue Room.”

  • Discussion on the bizarre local attraction, "Fantastic Caverns."
  • Hilarious tale about being alone on a fourth-grade field trip tram wearing a “I just rode the Fantastic Cavern” shirt:
    • Joe: "I came out of this cave after a herd of fourth graders. A 6 foot 3 man with a mustache... This is... There’s something not okay." (10:36)

• Springfield’s "throwed rolls" restaurant, Lambert’s, also gets a shout-out, with everyone trading stories about catching (and dodging) rolls.

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4. Joe’s Retro Home & Style Banter (11:19–13:39)

• Joe describes his 1960s-style house, complete with old paneling and an intercom:

  • "I was really going for something that reminded me of the AA meetings at the VFW. So I think I hit it on the head." (11:46)

• Joking critique of Kristi’s wardrobe gets its own moment:

  • Joe: "Last time you had... a flannel Carhartt. Now... something with Kohl’s cash." (13:19)

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5. Stand-Up "Walk Up" Music (13:39–14:27)

• Joe reveals his signature walk-up song for stand-up shows:
  • "My song actually is 'Back That Ass Up,' and I walk out to [it] very proudly because I do got a little junk in the trunk." (14:08)

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6. Joe's Life Off Stage: Podcast Listener Love & Murder Mystery Sidebar (14:46–16:27)

• Joe recounts his surprise at the depth and enthusiasm of the Bob & Tom fanbase:

  • "Everywhere I went in the city, people were like, 'Heard you on Bob and Tom.' Heard you on Boba Tom. I'm like, what show did I go on? It was fantastic. Your fans are ravenous. Ravenous." (15:46)

• He briefly references watching a murder mystery about a local gay bar, Gregg’s, and major documentary vibes in Indy.

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7. Big Update: Joe’s Fatherhood Journey (16:27–20:38)

• Joe gives a baby update, sharing he and his husband are expecting via IVF/surrogacy.
  • Holds up ultrasound image:
    • Kristi: "Hold that back up. I couldn’t see that." (16:56)
    • Joe: "We just got done remodeling our nursery. We're having a baby." (16:39)
  • Tom asks about knowing the baby's sex and the increasingly elaborate nature of gender reveal parties.
  • Joe, on baby naming as a former teacher:
    • "It is very, very hard to name a baby when you used to be a teacher because... my husband will throw out these names and I have to shut them all down..." (19:38)
    • Also, his (joking) favorite: "Chaka Khan," and imagining two gay dads shouting for Chaka at pickup.
  • Joe: "I just want to go... be in the pickup line at parent pickup so I can look at this baby and yell for her and say, ‘sha Gon!’ Everybody sha..." (20:23)

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Noteworthy & Memorable Quotes

• On Walk-Up Music:

  • "My song actually is 'Back That Ass Up' and I walk out to [it] very proudly because I do got a little junk in the trunk." — Joe Dombrowski (14:08)

• On Parenting as a Former Teacher:

  • "It is very, very hard to name a baby when you used to be a teacher because... my husband will throw out these names and I have to shut them all down." — Joe Dombrowski (19:38)

• On Bob & Tom Fanbase:

  • "Everywhere I went in the city, people were like, ‘Heard you on Bob and Tom. Heard you on Boba Tom.’... Your fans are ravenous. Ravenous." — Joe Dombrowski (15:46)

• On Outlandish News:

  • "Be like if Ed Gein were at Build A Bear and he built it." — Tom Griswold (08:43)
  • "More like Build A Scare, huh?" — Kristi Lee (09:00)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• 06:00 – Claw machine rescue story and White Claw machine joke
• 08:08 – Grotesque teddy bear mistaken for human skin
• 09:12 – Joe Dombrowski joins the show
• 10:27–11:19 – Fantastic Caverns and Springfield tourism story
• 13:39 – Stand-up walk-up music: "Back That Ass Up"
• 14:46 – Joe surprised by Bob & Tom’s fanbase in Indianapolis
• 16:27 – Joe and his husband are having a baby (IVF & surrogacy)
• 19:38 – Teacher's challenge with baby names

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Memorable Moments

• Joe singlehandedly reviving "Mustache in a Cave Full of Fourth Graders" as a new cringe-comedy story (10:36).
• The escalation of gender reveal party absurdity, with references to motorcycles, balloons, and alligators near grandmas (18:10–18:53).
• Joe imagining school pickup with a kid named Chaka Khan (20:23).
• Recurring bits roasting Tom's verbosity, Kristi’s shirts, and the horror teddy bear that wasn’t made from skin.

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Episode Tone & Takeaway

Staying true to The BOB & TOM Show's blend of irreverence, fast ensemble chemistry, and guest spotlight, this episode is both a breezy catch-up and a window into the regular absurdities comedians encounter on and off the road. Joe Dombrowski’s stories are quick-witted, honest, and cheerfully self-deprecating, especially as he shares nervous joy about impending fatherhood. Listeners get insights into his comic process, road adventures, and personal milestones, all spiked with the show's signature punchlines.

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Transcript

[Narrator]

Two hours ago, Kyle arrived at the bar.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, what's everyone drinking?

[Narrator]

Thirty minutes ago, Kyle got his friends another round of drinks.

[Tom Griswold]

Cheers.

[Narrator]

Five minutes ago, Kyle decided to drive home drunk. A minute ago, a law enforcement officer pulled up behind Kyle.

[Guest Host or Producer]

Sir, have you been drinking tonight?

[Narrator]

A chain of events that began two hours ago is about to change Kyle's whole world. Drive sober or get pulled over. Paid for by NHTSA.

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[Christopher (Producer/Announcer)]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything, comedian Joe Dombrowski is on the show today. It's coming up in just a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Drinking and driving will change your whole world. The next time you're out with your friends, consider what would happen if you got pulled over after drinking. Like the legal fees, the time in court, or a DUI on your record. Your decision to drink and drive could change someone else's world too, if you hurt them or even kill them in a crash. Instead, what if your decision to call a sober ride changed your world for the better? Drive sober or get pulled over. Paid for by nhtsa.

This is a song I wrote for a special person.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Each time I need a trusted friend, you're there. With tears to dry and a heart to mend, you're there. And when I'm down in misery and the whole world turns, it's back on me and I need some love and sympathy. You're there. Nice, isn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And when I'm weary and tired of trying, honey, you're there. And anytime I need a shoulder to cry on, you're there. And sometimes when I come home with a heavy heart and weary bones and I need a little time alone.

You'Re there.

I want to turn the stereo on, but you're there. I gotta get in to use the john, but you're there. When I wake up lovingly and turn on my pillow hoping to see Kim Basinger smiling back at me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is more of a good thing than I ever planned. How much damn Togetherness. The one man stand. Don't get me laughing here.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to flop down in my favorite chair. But you're there. I can't see in the mirror to comb my hair. Cause you're there. And when I want a little snack at night, I sneak down to the fridge to get a little bite. I see a big fat ass blocking out the light. Cause you're there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Our way of making sure you haven't missed anything. This is Bob and Tom Extra.

[Tom Griswold]

We're talking about some news story. It's. What is it called? Cinderella Sex.

[Guest Host or Producer]

Cinderella rule.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the Cinderella rule. You set a time limit, you got to be out. Okay, Y. I know Bill Cosby was into that Sleeping beauty sex.

[Kristi Lee]

Boy, wasn't he different.

[Tom Griswold]

Different fairy tale.

[Kristi Lee]

What a rascal. He was a rascal.

[Tom Griswold]

May still be. Who knows? We are doing some stuff electronically. Through the magic of contemporary science.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'Re.

[Guest Host or Producer]

Trying to hook up with our guest. Why don't you just say it like a normal human being?

[Tom Griswold]

Because, like, people forget, the great engineers in our culture are often overlooked. And we can thank them for so many wonderful things.

[Kristi Lee]

No, no, no, no. Remember, Tom talks like he's trying to hit a word count on an essay. So many times I have wondered along with you as not.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure, take that.

[Kristi Lee]

What do you think about this situation currently going on?

[Tom Griswold]

What we're trying to do is hook up with comedian Joe Dombrowski. He's a great comedian. I'm looking forward to talking to him.

[Kristi Lee]

We sure had a great morning with him when he was in, didn't we?

[Guest Host or Producer]

Yes, we did.

[Tom Griswold]

Very.

[Kristi Lee]

I guess he didn't want to come back in.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe he's out west. Ergo, the need for the electronic gizmo thing. Thingamajig, if you will.

[Guest Host or Producer]

But first, we returned something light hearted. In Ohio. Had to be rescued.

[Bob Kevoian]

What? In Ohio?

[Guest Host or Producer]

A child in Ohio.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay.

[Guest Host or Producer]

Had to be rescued after getting stuck in a community center claw machine.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, sure, yeah.

[Guest Host or Producer]

We have this story about once a year, don't we?

[Kristi Lee]

Boy, it's amazing.

[Guest Host or Producer]

First responders were called to the Mason Community center to help remove the child from a stuffed animal claw machine.

[Tom Griswold]

I heard it took them. I heard it took them almost a hundred dollars in quarters before they. One of the guys was able to nail it.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, be cool.

[Tom Griswold]

I almost got it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Be cool.

[Guest Host or Producer]

Police and EMS worked to open the back of the machine and let the uninjured child out. Security footage captured the rescue showed the child holding onto a large white stuffed animal afterwards.

[Kristi Lee]

No, you don't get to keep it.

[Guest Host or Producer]

No, no, you're sending a wrong message.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I got an idea, Christy, for one of your next parties where you have your girlfriends over.

[Guest Host or Producer]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How about a white claw machine?

[Guest Host or Producer]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't get to drink until you drop that gizmo down and pick up.

[Guest Host or Producer]

Pick up your white cloth.

[Tom Griswold]

Are those things rigged? Is there some kind of a, like loose. Loose hinge that like every 40th time it actually kicks in?

[Kristi Lee]

I don't know.

[Guest Host or Producer]

There was a guy in the Pork Pistols, though, that could hit those things every time. When we were on the road, we'd be on tour, he would win so many really duck animals. It was crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Guest Host or Producer]

So there must be some kind of trick to it.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just wondering if they were. If there was, if they were rigged or.

[Guest Host or Producer]

Todd Boner was his name.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. Interesting.

[Guest Host or Producer]

I know. This wouldn't be in a claw machine. A grotesque looking teddy bear prompted police to respond at a California store because they thought it was made of human skin.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen this thing?

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, yeah. Have you seen the picture?

[Tom Griswold]

This is. This is right up your alley.

[Guest Host or Producer]

According to the San Bernardino sun, police were called to a convenience store in Victorville after someone found a teddy bear that looked as though it had been made of human flesh. Sticks stitched together.

[Kristi Lee]

I believe that's home of the Bun Boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Victorville. Victorville, is it? I think so.

[Guest Host or Producer]

The coroner determined the bear contained no human remains.

[Kristi Lee]

My goodness.

[Guest Host or Producer]

The bear, valued at $165, was traced to horror artist Robert Kelly.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, all right, so they were. It was meant to look like.

[Guest Host or Producer]

Right. Of South Carolina, who sells such creations through his business, Dark Seed Creations.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have a photograph of this thing? Josh, you would love this.

[Guest Host or Producer]

Kelly.

[Kristi Lee]

I've seen these. These kind of things at horror conventions in the booths.

[Guest Host or Producer]

Have you? Yeah, he sells his on Etsy, I believe.

[Kristi Lee]

Gotcha.

[Guest Host or Producer]

Kelly said the bear was part of a recent Etsy order that was shipped to Victorville. Authorities arrested a 23 year old man in connection with the incident.

[Kristi Lee]

Arrested?

[Guest Host or Producer]

Yeah, Charging him with causing a false report and intentionally planting false evidence.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, so the guy was okay.

[Guest Host or Producer]

On purpose.

[Kristi Lee]

Gotcha. Well, that's even weirder.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, and it. It looks like it's kind of a gruesome looking.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Be like if Ed Gein were at Build A Bear.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And he built it.

[Guest Host or Producer]

Yeah. Yeah. That's horrifying. If you found that, you would be traumatized.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the name of it should be Teddy Bundy.

[Kristi Lee]

More like Build A Scare. Huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh? Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

No, I don't know. I don't know which one's worse.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I do believe we have got Joe Dombrowski joining.

[Bob Kevoian]

There we go.

[Guest Host or Producer]

Joe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, hello, Joe.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you awake and alert and alive somewhere on the West Coast?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what? I am. I'm so. I was so happy when your producer texted me because he texted me, he's like, hey, do you, do you want to come back on Bob and Tom? And I said, he's still alive. I'm excited.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you having?

[Kristi Lee]

A Moscow Mule.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you know, Morning Juice.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, it looked like one of those copper.

[Tom Griswold]

Since we last.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Since we last saw you, you've been out on the road, out and about. Are you actually home now?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, I'm in Seattle for I think 12 more hours before I head to Springfield, Missouri. The land of promise. Let me tell you, one of my.

[Kristi Lee]

Younger brother lives there.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the name of the place you're going to be playing, Joe?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm going to be at the Blue Room, which actually is one of my favorite rooms in the country because they have caves in Springfield. Did you know about this?

[Kristi Lee]

Absolutely. Have you taken the tram through the Fantastic Caverns?

[Bob Kevoian]

So I. The Fantastic Cavern. So the club owner picks me up, he takes me to the Fantastic Caverns.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay, Right, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he goes, he goes, you want to go down in some caves?

[Kristi Lee]

I'm like, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

This guy, this guy sends me down in the caves. I'm in the little cart to go into the Fantastic Cavern. He's like looking up at me. I'm in here by myself. Then I realized I was in the caves. Just me. And I had a mustache in the time, which is important in a cave full of fourth graders on a fourth grade field trip. I came out. I came out of this cave after a herd of fourth graders. A 6 foot 3 man with a mustache wearing a shirt that said, I just rode the Fantastic Cavern. This is. There's something not okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Joe Dombrowski is our guest. Joe, it's a great pleasure to see you. Is that. Are you currently in your home?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm in my house. I live in a house that's trapped in the 60s.

[Guest Host or Producer]

I was gonna say, do you live.

[Bob Kevoian]

In a. Forgive my paneling.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I would think a man of your taste. I would think that the. If nothing else, a black curtain over that, over the hideous fake walnut paneling.

[Kristi Lee]

It looks like a church rec room.

[Guest Host or Producer]

It looked like my bedroom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I really wanted the theme in here. I was really going for something that reminded me of the AA meetings at the vfw. So I think I hit it on the head.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow. That is. Is that an electrical outlet by the ceiling there? What is that?

[Kristi Lee]

Or an intercom?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, this is an intercom. Tom, I don't know if you know, but when your house is gigantic, you can have an intercom.

[Tom Griswold]

My place is relatively large.

[Bob Kevoian]

All.

[Tom Griswold]

I just run to the stairs and scream and they don't hear me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, God, don't say that out loud. Now they're gonna listen and it'll be on Dateline.

[Kristi Lee]

Joe, in Springfield, Missouri, there's a restaurant called Lambert. I don't know if you've been there yet, where it's home of the throwed rolls.

[Tom Griswold]

This is famous. We're not making this up, Joe. This is. They throw the rolls at you.

[Kristi Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, were you very athletic in school?

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. Way to judge a horse by its butthole. I don't know if you need to know. I can catch a roll or two.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We keep threatening to go there and.

[Kristi Lee]

Wonderful. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And are you allowed to bring in a mitt boy?

[Kristi Lee]

I, you know, I think it's frowned upon. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know the role fast. I'm really fascinated with this story, but can, you know, last time I was on the show, we were talking about your shirt. Can we address it this time around? Because last time you've had.

[Kristi Lee]

I was wearing a. One of my. A car heart. A flannel car heart shirt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And we've upgraded to something with Kohl's cash.

[Guest Host or Producer]

Well, this is his summer Dickies.

[Kristi Lee]

Yes, I wear the Dickies brand. The work shirt. Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it. I think we've found. Found our niche.

[Kristi Lee]

I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's give. Let's give comedian Joe Dombrowski a question he's not expecting. We were talking about this earlier, the so called walk up music in baseball in which the player will. They'll pick a song that is appropriate, has a certain maybe action level so they could walk up. And. And now in the world of comedy, often they play walk up music. Do you have a thing that you usually choose or was there somebody you've ever given this any thought at all?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know if you guys remember, I'm originally from Detroit. Mm. So my song actually is back that ass up and I walk out to very proudly because I do got a little junk in the trunk.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I do. I do. And I. And I know how to use it. It knows how to catch a roll.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, wow. I hope.

[Guest Host or Producer]

Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Very uncomfortable you might want to get that tightened up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Being on this show has been helping. Oh, my God. Can I tell you guys something?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Last time I joined you, I was in Indianapolis. Okay. And I'm not gonna lie, I didn't quite realize how intensely popular the show is.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I went. I had just gotten done watching this murder mystery about this gay bar called Gregg's. Okay. There's a bunch of people who were murdered there.

[Kristi Lee]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I went to. I went to Greggs after my show sidebar. I think they should have T shirts that say, I survived Greggs. They don't. That's on them. These big ass, burly, corn fed, Indianapolis gay guys come up to me. I think I'm about to be murdered. And they look at me, they go, heard you on Bob and Tom this morning. Great job. We're going to come to the show tonight. I was like, this is incredible. Everywhere I went in the city, people were like, heard you on Boba Tom. Heard you on Boba Tom. I'm like, what show did I go on? It was fantastic. Your fans are ravenous. Ravenous.

[Kristi Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I enjoyed it. I've seen that documentary, by the way.

[Guest Host or Producer]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's scary. And it's not quite done there. There may be more to that murder thing. Very, very scary. Very scary.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I hopped on it. I think you were talking about Ted Bundy, and now we're talking about this guy. So this is the Halloween episode.

[Tom Griswold]

That T shirt idea is actually pretty good. They. I mean, the fact. The fact that they didn't change the name and might be worth doing now.

[Kristi Lee]

Joe, last time you were here, weren't you remodeling your house? Weren't you and your husband?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

So you've never made it to that room. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we're back to the room.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, actually, you know, we did. We are remodeling a house. Let me just make sure there's no incriminating information on this, but we just got done remodeling our nursery. We're having a baby.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hold that back up. I couldn't see that.

[Guest Host or Producer]

It was. It's just the ultrasound. Ultrasound.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, wow.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, cool.

[Guest Host or Producer]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they do the standard. Did they do the standard thing where they go, do you want to know if it's a boy or a girl? Did they ask you that? And did you say yes or no? And you don't have to answer any of these questions.

[Bob Kevoian]

They did ask us that, but we actually, we. We did IVF and surrogacy, which Is, you know, just as the Lord intended it. But they, we, we knew. We knew going in. Oh, okay. We, we were, you know, and you.

[Tom Griswold]

Don'T have to tell us every time. I have never known.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

You never out of that.

[Guest Host or Producer]

He's always surprised.

[Tom Griswold]

It's always a surprise.

[Guest Host or Producer]

50, 50.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, no, I've never known. It's in. It's. It just. I don't know you like that. Yeah. But also I understand that it's you. One should not ask someone to. If they, you know. Now we did. We do the big. The so called. We never did the gender reveal thing, which those big parties, I don't approve of. They usually end up in some kind of forest fire because of the. Yeah, well, the blue, the blue fireworks set the forest on fire. Yeah. I, I don't get it.

[Bob Kevoian]

But the most amazing gender reveal that I saw was somebody put a. A big balloon on the back of their motorcycle. And they kept revving the engine, revving their engine. And the balloon got bigger and bigger and bigger until it popped and let out some colorful smoke. Let me tell you what, tell me why they did this inside their living room. You're all gonna die. And the house that it was in did kind of resemble. This says a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see the one where the. Wasn't it an alligator? And there was the grandma in the wheelchair.

[Guest Host or Producer]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it got a little bit too close to her. Yeah. That was a ballsy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait, what happened?

[Guest Host or Producer]

Oh, she survived. Don't worry.

[Kristi Lee]

Why did they have the alligator? Was it gonna. They threw like a ball and when they bit through it, it released. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

But it did get close to grandma.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

People are insane. And congratulations, I guess, are in order here, Joe.

[Kristi Lee]

Yes. That's wonderful.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Very excited.

[Guest Host or Producer]

When's baby coming? One month.

[Bob Kevoian]

November. So it feels like tomorrow. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know if I'm. I'm ready to be a dad. I still still feel like a little boy myself.

[Kristi Lee]

It's crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Again, a question you don't have to answer. You can give this a yes or a no. Have you picked out a name and. Or a set of names? And are you on the same page with it, with your husband?

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me tell you what. Okay. For the new listeners. I was a teacher for 10 years, so now I'm an alcoholic. But it is very, very hard to name a baby when you used to be a teacher because my husband will throw out these names and I have to shut them all down. He's like me talker, Jenna talker, Jillian. She pooped herself. But then he made. He was like, well, why don't you make a list of celebrity names and maybe that will jog something within us. And I said, chaka Khan, and he hates it. He thinks it's racially insensitive. I love it because can you picture two gay dads with a Chaka Khan? And it's not a French bulldog. Like, that's a good name for baby. And I just want to go. I just to go to school and be in the pickup line at parent pickup so I can look at this baby and yell for her and say, sh. Gone. Everybody sh.

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies and gentlemen, that's closer.

[Christopher (Producer/Announcer)]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play, and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

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