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Chick McGee
Good morning. Shoehorn Carnival.
Tom Griswold
Shoehorn Carnival.
Chick McGee
Shoehorn Carnival.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
I understand you only sell shoehorns there.
Chick McGee
That'll do it. That'll do it. Yeah. Here we a you guys.
Bob Kevoian
Sounds like you're a big sale today.
Chick McGee
No, well, you know, every day's a sale day at Shoehorn Carnival.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, I've been to the shoe carnival up there.
Tom Griswold
They got great shoes there.
Bob Kevoian
But you just have shoe horns, right?
Chick McGee
You see, we used to be the Shoe Tree Carnival. Oh, really? And that bombed. So we figured.
Bob Kevoian
Customer down. We have a Customer down. Aisle 7.
Tom Griswold
Aisle 7.
Bob Kevoian
Don't let him get away.
Chick McGee
Tackle him, tackle him. The kids love this place.
Tom Griswold
Do they?
Chick McGee
Yeah, you know, mom and dad bring in the kids because we have. For the kids we have these two great characters here. We have. What's your name? Horny the Clown. Horny the Clown.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Chick McGee
Now I used to be Shoe Horny the Clown, but they shut me down. And of course Horny the Clown hangs out with John Wayne.
Tom Griswold
John Wayne Gacy.
Chick McGee
Wait a minute. Here, say hi to the kids. I'm the Shoe Hornet. She's the Shoe Hornet.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Wait, hold on.
Bob Kevoian
Kind of like the Green Hornet except shoe.
Chick McGee
I hand out shoe horns to the kids.
Tom Griswold
Kind of a bad clock there.
Bob Kevoian
You know, I hate working here.
Chick McGee
This guy's got emphysema.
Bob Kevoian
I don't know.
Chick McGee
Was I drinking last night?
Tom Griswold
What kind of. The shoehorn. What kind of shoehorns do you have? You know, wacky ones with, you know.
Chick McGee
Well, we got, you see, we got. We got real little ones that. What's your name again? Horny the Clown. Horny the Clowns. I hand out these real little ones for like doll size, like Barbie and Ken. Yeah, they're real small. And then we got these big, big guys. Yeah, we got this big one, we sold it actually last week. It's about a ten foot shoehorn. Yeah, we sold it at some playground.
Bob Kevoian
They do turn it into a slide.
Chick McGee
Yeah, I think so. But anyways, come on out here and see the kids. They love the Shoe Hornet. He's got this big stinger on the back. But don't worry, kids, it ain't real.
Tom Griswold
Hang up on these idiots. Hang the phone up. I've had enough.
Bob Kevoian
Missed something.
Tom Griswold
Here you go. We'll try to catch you up. This is Bob and Tom. Extra.
Bob Kevoian
Hello, Tom. We've got a special guest. He is a former kindergarten teacher. It's Joe Dombrowski. Now, did you ever teach at the level where they have to start writing stuff so you'd have to make them write your name out?
Tom Griswold
I'll never teach middle school again. That's where dreams go to die. It was the most chaotic mess I've ever taught in my life because they're just like ruthless. Ruthless me. I had a middle schooler too. One time he looked at me and he said, okay, I don't even know with you guys anymore. You say so much I'm like, what can I get away with? Oh, okay. They said. He looked at me, he goes, Mr. D, you're nothing but a little bee. Oh, who's still sucking on your mama's teeth.
Pat Godwin
Whoa.
Tom Griswold
And I looked at him and I said, who told you it's wrong?
Bob Kevoian
Wow. Now, you. You grew up in the Detroit area.
Tom Griswold
Yes.
Bob Kevoian
Did you go to college in Michigan?
Tom Griswold
Central Michigan University, if you're familiar. Bay City, second on Midland. Flynn.
Bob Kevoian
Say hello right now.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bob Kevoian
That's. Right there in the middle.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Soaring Eagle Casino.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Lost a lot of money there and did grab this new.
Bob Kevoian
What is your. What is your particular game? Does one play in the casino that you enjoy most?
Tom Griswold
I was raised to play cat craps at the young age of seven. And that's Christie's game.
Christy Lee
My game.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Love it.
Tom Griswold
You know, it's just a lead in with throwing dice against the wall, and the next thing you know, you're at the craps table.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, yeah.
Tom Griswold
And then roulette, because it's just so easy. You don't have to think about it.
Bob Kevoian
Everybody wins a roulette. Yeah. Everybody can win at roulette.
Tom Griswold
Do they?
Bob Kevoian
I don't like.
Pat Godwin
They know you win, then you lose.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, you win and you lose.
Bob Kevoian
We were talking about gambling earlier because this is the peak gambling season.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Well, we had some stats on the number of people who bet on the college basketball story that chick did not find interesting. No, I didn't. I was going right along with the program until Josh.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, I was real bored.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Christy Lee
Josh's defense, he doesn't care for basketball.
Pat Godwin
No.
Bob Kevoian
Completely indifferent to it.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, I don't. I hold no ill will towards it. I'm not angry about anything.
Bob Kevoian
Except you dislike people who enjoy. That is not true.
Pat Godwin
Anybody enjoys anything I enjoy.
Bob Kevoian
Okay, now let's. Mr. Domski, what kind of activities do you enjoy? Let me.
Pat Godwin
Boy, does this feel like a congressional hearing.
Tom Griswold
Do you feel like I'm going to say the wrong thing and my career is going to be over in a blink of an eye?
Bob Kevoian
No, I'm. I'm serious. Do you. I'm not going to say something like, do you bowl or do you. Do you. Do you enjoy Judy Garland movies?
Pat Godwin
Okay.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. And I love a good pride. And an orgy, too. Tom. What do you know?
Bob Kevoian
Would you like to watch sports? Do you like to paint?
Tom Griswold
Love sports. Big in the March madness right now. It is exhilarating. I mean, tall men in short shorts. Could you believe that?
Pat Godwin
Is that what you wanted?
Bob Kevoian
Griswold?
Pat Godwin
No, I'm.
Tom Griswold
And I'm a big knitter, by the way. I have seven rescue pit bulls I donate to Sarah McLachlan every month. Don't they. No, don't they?
Bob Kevoian
No, the name. I'm gonna have a fun interview. Not.
Christy Lee
You are embarrassment to all of us.
Tom Griswold
No, my hobbies are redoing my house. They're very handy. There's a lot of. We have a lot of projects going on at the house and it's fun. I live in an old mid century modern.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, hey, can I give you some a tip here?
Tom Griswold
I don't know if I want it.
Bob Kevoian
Yes, you do. No, you do. And Christy will back me up on this. Just give me the name of one of your projects. Don't give me any like you're.
Tom Griswold
Kitchen.
Bob Kevoian
Kitchen. Okay, now what are you. When it.
Tom Griswold
Just the name one of my expensive.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, no, no, that's not the answer.
Tom Griswold
Keep going.
Bob Kevoian
When. When is it going to be done?
Tom Griswold
Hopefully in six months.
Bob Kevoian
No, the answer is not the right answer. At least two years. What do you think, Christy?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, probably I might take a bath to the toaster.
Christy Lee
Are you having someone else do the work or are you doing it yourself?
Tom Griswold
No, here's the thing. I married one of those people who can do anything. Like not even watch a YouTube video, just can do it. So we are doing it ourselves, which is great, but also like, I don't want to. I don't want to. I want to get home, I want to have a cocktail. I don't want to go to bed. I don't want to. Like grout tile.
Bob Kevoian
Look at me one time. You're going to take forever.
Tom Griswold
I mean, I look like I could be of heterosexual descent, but honey, I am not.
Bob Kevoian
And one night you come home, you have that martini, you look around. Oh, the kitchen's done.
Tom Griswold
Yes.
Bob Kevoian
Great.
Christy Lee
Let's hope the dream.
Bob Kevoian
Let's know Christy Christie's doing it right now. I just. Horrible. Went through for a four year build. We went through it every day. Oh, hell's gonna be done. No, you got.
Pat Godwin
It's a blessing, you guys. You have the means and you have the ability to.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, but you can have all the means you want. But the, the time and the lack.
Christy Lee
Of people showing up.
Pat Godwin
I've never heard more people complain about.
Bob Kevoian
Getting new nice things. Oh, my gosh.
Pat Godwin
My large margin took an extra month.
Bob Kevoian
It's hard. They bring the wrong color tile days rolling. Oh, no. Disaster.
Pat Godwin
The granite guy is a week later.
Bob Kevoian
Than he said he would. Grant car. It's marble nine Car, garage. Get it right.
Tom Griswold
No, not marble.
Christy Lee
It was right on time. And I love my granite.
Bob Kevoian
I told you we shouldn't put the gift shop over there on that side of the house. So your hobby is redoing your house?
Tom Griswold
My hobby is project managing. Okay. It's just like watching.
Bob Kevoian
Now, in all truth, regardless of the nature of one's relationship, of which the.
Tom Griswold
Nature is homosexual, that's a much more.
Bob Kevoian
Direct way of saying what I was trying to say.
Tom Griswold
Let me in.
Bob Kevoian
Yes. Keeping a relationship intact while building a house or redecorating one is rough. I think it's interesting because when the guy painting hands you a divorce attorney's name. Hey, just in case. Most of my clients need this. It's tough because there's a lot of arguing and. But don't you let the Alpha decorator just do their thing? No, no, I let Kelly make all the decisions. That's what I'm saying.
Christy Lee
And that's what Andy says.
Bob Kevoian
That's what I mean.
Christy Lee
I'll go. Do you like this? He'll go, whatever you want.
Bob Kevoian
Honey. Where do you stand in this particular relationship with your man?
Tom Griswold
You know, I think we're just in a happier place because we look out our windows. We have beautiful views of the ocean and everything. And you guys look out your windows and you see corn. So we're in better spots.
Bob Kevoian
You know, that sounded like a shot. No, no, no.
Tom Griswold
But I don't. I wouldn't call it a shot. I would call it, you know, a massacre.
Pat Godwin
Yes. Not one shot, but a machine gun spray. There's a lack of water around.
Bob Kevoian
Terrible.
Tom Griswold
Sorry, girls.
Bob Kevoian
I'm trying to grow some. I'm trying to grow some corn next to the pool house, so we'll see.
Christy Lee
I don't think your HOA will allow that.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Okay. Once again, welcome to the Bob and Tom program. If you're just joining us, we're sure having fun.
Christy Lee
Pat hasn't done anything for a while.
Bob Kevoian
And I think we've. Our guest, Joe Dombrowski, is regretting coming in. I think we're gonna ask him to play a song for Pat.
Pat Godwin
Hold on. The Baileys. Or vice versa.
Bob Kevoian
Or vice versa. No, no. Pat's choking. Are you switching to something, Pat?
Tom Griswold
Is that what I giving us? A little Wagon Wheel Watusi.
Pat Godwin
Thomas. Thomas, stop that.
Bob Kevoian
You're my Wagon Wheel.
Pat Godwin
Thomas. To hear the song that you inspired. You and Oscar in the green room with talking about. Yes, yes.
Bob Kevoian
We're talking about symptoms.
Tom Griswold
You know, where am I? We're talking about our divorces and heart problems. Do you need your AARP card?
Bob Kevoian
Yes, you do, you young whippersnapper.
Pat Godwin
I'm gonna sing now.
Tom Griswold
Thank you. Careful, you might hurt yourself.
Pat Godwin
I forgot my glasses, Joe.
Tom Griswold
Of course you did, distracting me. Well, take us away, Fraulein Maria.
Bob Kevoian
Let's do it.
Pat Godwin
They call me a hypochondriac. Think I'm having a heart attack. Oh, I got a little freckle getting bigger on my back. Something's wrong with my right hand. Should I express my anal gland? Oh, I got that celiac. Say I'm a hypochondriac. This went over better yesterday. Well, shut up, Tom.
Bob Kevoian
Don't crap on your own song.
Pat Godwin
Chicks got glaucoma. I think I got it. Oh, Tom had a torn retina. I probably got two. Josh had appendicitis and right wrist arthritis. Oh, and as much as I try to fight it, I think I have bursitis. I gotta do a funny voice sometimes to get a laugh.
Bob Kevoian
Thank you.
Pat Godwin
Bronchitis, meningitis, hepatitis. I googled the symptoms, Joe. I'm pretty sure I'm their latest victim. Like a retired old timer. I'm pretty sure I have Alzheimer's. This is longer than I remember.
Bob Kevoian
Can you let it stay way longer? Let Josh it. Maybe the Josh scatter.
Tom Griswold
That's the prelude to a funeral.
Pat Godwin
Now watch this Josh, cuz he's such a smart ass, is going to scat now. Oh, you want a little bit of the.
Bob Kevoian
I didn't know you put me in after scatting. Put me in, coach.
Pat Godwin
Oh, Rip zip do and the Flobi.
Tom Griswold
Don'T do that with your hand.
Bob Kevoian
With a hand.
Tom Griswold
Stop it. I'm fully erect.
Bob Kevoian
Zipple and herbal deed la.
Tom Griswold
Hip hip.
Pat Godwin
And gro de snoo. All right, Chick, you got the slide whistle Ready There. He wasn't even ready.
Tom Griswold
Not a slide.
Bob Kevoian
Where am I?
Tom Griswold
People listen to this show.
Pat Godwin
They used to.
Tom Griswold
In what nursing home? This is insane.
Pat Godwin
Never took a lesson.
Tom Griswold
Grab the slide whistle. And he did.
Bob Kevoian
Do the. Do the. Do the CF sound.
Tom Griswold
What do you got, Tom? Pull something out of your ass. And there's my catheter. Everyone, you hear it?
Bob Kevoian
I'm producing this. Be quiet.
Pat Godwin
Am I hypochondriac?
Bob Kevoian
Joe? We've got. We've got an accordion. We'll make you feel at home. Play a polka large kazoo.
Pat Godwin
Do you want this?
Tom Griswold
This is insane. Why do you guys play the most phallic instruments around?
Pat Godwin
You're doing.
Tom Griswold
Someone's gonna pull an oboe out of.
Pat Godwin
Their colon before I throw him the kazoo. He doesn't want the kazoo.
Tom Griswold
I don't know. I don't need Covid again.
Bob Kevoian
Thank you.
Pat Godwin
Hypochondriac betting my arteries line with black oil. It's not psychosomatic. I'm a psycho maniac. I have two pig.
Bob Kevoian
You're ruining.
Pat Godwin
I have two big round lumps in my ball sack.
Bob Kevoian
He finally gets a joke. You're over there around. He finally gets a job. He has lumps in his ball side. I heard it. That could have. That could affect any of us.
Pat Godwin
He too low.
Bob Kevoian
Sorry.
Christy Lee
Not me.
Tom Griswold
Stop it. You have Tom Green on now text. It's not funny.
Pat Godwin
Good and big conre. Can you go hi, Joe.
Tom Griswold
I can.
Bob Kevoian
There we go.
Pat Godwin
That good joke.
Bob Kevoian
Wow.
Tom Griswold
Maybe the best morning radio I've ever done. If that's what we're calling this. This was a treat.
Bob Kevoian
You're welcome. Thank you.
Tom Griswold
Oh, I don't know that I'm gonna be able to make it to the show tonight.
Bob Kevoian
Now let's. Let's move forward here. Christy. I don't think they'll be dust ourselves off. We have comedian Joe Dombrowski joining us in the studio. But Christie's.
Christy Lee
Do you want to go back to the sleep thing or are we done with that?
Bob Kevoian
There's more.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Sleep hacks.
Christy Lee
Some health experts say blue light emitted from our electronic devices disrupt our melatonin production and keep us awake.
Bob Kevoian
And that's a big thing that I. That's. I doubt it very much.
Chick McGee
No.
Pat Godwin
Really, I'm a big believer in this.
Christy Lee
Well, Dr. Gratiser said this too is a myth. Josh.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, I don't trust this doctor anymore.
Christy Lee
My research team has found that electronics do not have a significant impact on sleep.
Bob Kevoian
It's not him. It's his research.
Christy Lee
If a regular bedtime aligned with someone's natural sleep wake cycle is maintained. So there is a caveat. But yeah, he added, you still need to wind down before bed with more passive activities like watching TV or listening to a podcast.
Bob Kevoian
I see. All right. Just because a book is on an electronic device doesn't make. I see no difference. Yeah, I kind of see what you're saying there. I guess mine's more mental.
Pat Godwin
Like if you're.
Bob Kevoian
If you're doom scrolling, it's just not good for you.
Christy Lee
Right. It gets into your head and then you're.
Bob Kevoian
It depends. Yeah, it depends what you're watching. You don't want to watch the news under any circumstances.
Tom Griswold
There's also a difference between having your. Your phone right up to your face and watching a TV on a wall. Nine Feet away. Right. I would think.
Christy Lee
And then finally, the phenomenon wherein couples sleep in separate beds or bedrooms called a sleep divorce.
Tom Griswold
What?
Christy Lee
Dr. Gratiser approves of this trend, as do I saying there is strong evidence that factors like movement, noise and temperature imbalances from a bed partner can disrupt your sleep quality. Well, that makes sense.
Bob Kevoian
Of course. It's become a big thing. The term sleep divorce, I think is kind of stupid, but dramatic, right? Yeah. Yeah. Really? Cost me a quarter of a million dollars. That was a. No, no, laugh it up. Yeah, go ahead. I wonder if there'd be any. This is gonna get me in trouble.
Tom Griswold
Oh, lay it on.
Bob Kevoian
Do you think that would be different with the. Statistically, with gay couples? What's that?
Tom Griswold
Well, we don't sleep. We just do coke and ketamine. He deserved a shop. I know, right? I think I got here.
Pat Godwin
He deserves.
Tom Griswold
How did you know about that?
Pat Godwin
You know how I know.
Tom Griswold
I did know, cuz I saw your dragging behind you.
Bob Kevoian
You can say any damn thing you want.
Tom Griswold
You don't want to know where that gets.
Bob Kevoian
That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.
Christy Lee
Former MLB all star Sean Casey, AKA the Mayor, keeps hitting it out of the park.
Pat Godwin
Take my 30 years of experience. Take the wisdom and knowledge I've learned from the failures when I got sent down my rookie year, all the injuries I had to overcome. Your mind is the most important tool you have in life. Be relentless. Keep charging. It matters how you talk to yourself, how you look at the world. That matters. We talk about that. I don't know. I'm fired up. Baseball's back and it's going to be incredible. Incredible.
Chick McGee
I love it.
Christy Lee
The mayor's office with Sean Casey from.
Tom Griswold
Believe, Follow and listen on your favorite platform.
Podcast Summary: B&T Extra – Comedian Joe Dombrowski
Podcast Information:
The episode kicks off with a comedic skit featuring Chick McGee and Tom Griswold promoting the fictional "Shoehorn Carnival." The playful banter highlights the quirky nature of the carnival, emphasizing that they only sell shoehorns.
The interaction is filled with humor as Chick explains the characters and unique shoehorns available, including miniature and oversized versions, culminating in playful frustration from Tom.
Joe Dombrowski, a former kindergarten teacher turned comedian, joins the show. The hosts engage in a lively conversation exploring Joe's background, teaching experiences, and transition to comedy.
Tom Griswold: Shares a humorous anecdote about a middle schooler mocking his name, illustrating the chaos and challenges of teaching.
Bob Kevoian: Inquires about Joe's educational background.
Tom Griswold: Discusses his gambling habits humorously, mentioning games like craps and roulette.
Conversation shifts to house projects:
The hosts share personal stories about home renovations, highlighting the challenges and comedic mishaps that come with DIY projects.
Bob and Christy: Share their experiences with home improvement delays and the stress they bring.
A lively musical segment ensues, featuring Pat Godwin performing a humorous song about being a hypochondriac. The segment is filled with playful interruptions and comedic interactions among the hosts.
Pat Godwin: Sings about various health anxieties.
Chucks and Hosts: Engage in comedic exchanges, reacting to Pat's performance.
Pat's Scat Performance: Adds to the humor with improvised sounds and jokes.
The segment highlights the show's signature humor, blending musical talent with quick-witted banter.
The conversation transitions to a discussion on sleep hacks, particularly focusing on the impact of blue light from electronic devices on melatonin production.
Christy Lee: Presents the topic, citing Dr. Gratiser's research.
Bob Kevoian: Expresses skepticism about the claims.
Chick McGee and Pat Godwin: Share varying opinions on the effectiveness of blue light in disrupting sleep.
Christy Lee: Clarifies nuances in the research, emphasizing the importance of maintaining a regular sleep schedule.
Tom Griswold: Adds practical insights about device usage and sleep quality.
Discussion on 'Sleep Divorce':
The segment combines informative discussion with the show's characteristic humor, making the topic engaging and relatable.
As the episode draws to a close, the hosts wrap up their discussions with light-hearted banter and announcements.
Bob Kevoian: Teases future segments and expresses gratitude to the guest.
Tom Griswold: Playfully mentions not being able to attend the next show.
Final Moments:
The episode concludes with upbeat remarks, encouraging listeners to stay engaged and anticipate future content.
Notable Quotes:
Conclusion:
This episode of B&T Extra offers a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and insightful discussions. From the playful Shanehorn Carnival skit to the engaging conversation with Joe Dombrowski, listeners are entertained and informed. The musical interlude adds an extra layer of comedy, while the discussion on sleep hacks provides valuable takeaways. Overall, the episode encapsulates the essence of The BOB & TOM Show—mixing laughter with meaningful dialogue, making it a must-listen for both regular fans and newcomers alike.