B&T Extra: Comedian Kelly Collette

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show Extra – Comedian Kelly Collette

Date: October 27, 2025
Guest: Kelly Collette (Comedian)
Main Theme: Comedy, curiosity songs, past careers, neuroticism, marriage, dogs, and playful banter

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Overview

This episode of BOB & TOM Extra welcomes comedian Kelly Collette to the studio. The hosts engage her in a lively, wide-ranging conversation covering Kelly’s background as a safety engineer, her neurotic tendencies, experiences with pet ownership and marriage, and reflections on daily life and comedy. The tone is fast, playful, and filled with both heartfelt and absurd moments.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Kelly Collette’s “Curiosity Song”

• Timestamp: 01:55–02:52
• Kelly opens with a comedic song—a medley of odd questions, riffing on childlike curiosity and the mysteries of life. The hosts and audience laugh along.
• Quote:

  “Why do people pick their nose and watch that stuff between your toes? ... And if I pulled your finger, would you have to—well, let’s not go there. Don’t ask me, I don’t know.”
  —Kelly Collette (01:55–02:52)

2. Welcome and Rapture Jokes

• Timestamp: 03:00–03:41
• The group jest about “Rapture Day,” referencing Rapture TikTok and joking about the logistics of being raptured from daily errands.
• Quote:

  “Happy Rapture Day. Oh, you didn’t know that? You guys aren’t on Rapture TikTok.”
  —Kelly Collette (03:05)

3. Celebrity Lookalike Comparisons

• Timestamp: 04:08–05:10
• Kelly discusses often being told she resembles Christina Applegate and, personality-wise, Lisa Kudrow’s “Phoebe” from Friends, sometimes “Angela” from The Office.
• Notable Moment: Playful bickering between hosts over British vs. American The Office.

4. Kelly’s Previous Life as a Safety Engineer

• Timestamp: 05:10–07:16
• Kelly reveals she spent 13 years as a safety engineer, describing herself jokingly as a “professional buzzkill,” and tells a suspenseful story about being sued over a building fire.
• Quotes:

  “For 13 years I was a safety engineer... I would go into businesses and just tell them how people could get hurt or how they could get sued.”
  —Kelly Collette (04:38)
  “I got sued personally. Three years after I left, this building burned down. Turns out I did everything right, but it was scary for a while.”
  —Kelly Collette (05:43)

5. Safety Paranoia in Private Life

• Timestamp: 07:16–08:53
• Kelly admits to being deemed “neurotic” by fellow comedians, not realizing it for years. The conversation turns to fire safety at home, with Bob describing near-miss home disasters and fire extinguisher habits.
• Quotes:

  “I'm a neurotic. I thought they were calling me narcoleptic... but I guess I see things from kind of a negative lens.”
  —Kelly Collette (06:52)
  “I've got about six [fire extinguishers] in my house now, and I get laughed at all the time. Just wait.”
  —Bob (08:44)

6. Dog Ownership and Collecting Senior Pets

• Timestamp: 09:41–11:47
• Kelly shares that her closest relationship is with her senior, short-haired wiener dog named Luna ("Tuna" when she's bad). She jokes about the pressures emotional support dogs must feel, riffing on anthropomorphized canine anxieties.
• Quotes:

  “I collect senior dogs... just the most disgusting dogs you can think of.”
  —Kelly Collette (10:01)
  “Imagine being an emotional support dog. Like your ancestors are hunters, wolves, but now you just have to wake up every morning and make sure Brittany isn’t sad.”
  —Kelly Collette (10:16)

7. Kelly on Marriage Young, Registries, and Life’s "Tests"

• Timestamp: 11:47–12:38
• Kelly humorously reflects on getting married at 23 ("a Midwest thing"), registering for impractical wedding gifts, and proposes life require tests for marriage, gun ownership, and child-rearing.
• Quotes:

  “I got married when I was 23... you should have to pass a test to get married, like a driver’s license.”
  —Kelly Collette (11:47; 12:24)

8. Catholic Marriage Preparation Banter

• Timestamp: 12:38–14:29
• The crew discusses Catholic pre-marriage interviews, tests, and classes, injecting plenty of sarcastic jabs about compatibility and counseling.
• Notable Exchange:

  “What happens if you don’t like, have the same answers?”
  —Kelly Collette (13:42)

9. Offbeat News: 105-Year-Old Nun Plays Golf

• Timestamp: 14:40–17:53
• The hosts riff on a news story about a legally blind, 105-year-old nun who celebrates her birthday by golfing, triggering jokes about slow play, habits, and nuns flying with their wimples.
• Quotes:

  “She’s 105. She looks great.”
  —Kelly Collette (16:48)
  “Can you imagine eating and getting something on that white bib and having to walk around with that shame?”
  —Kelly Collette (17:27)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Comedic Curiosity Song: “If I had the chance, could I do both? Peep? I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know...” —Kelly Collette (01:55)
• On Emotional Support Dogs: “Imagine being an emotional support dog... I have to wake up every morning and be like, did he text her back? No? Okay, let’s hide the knives.” —Kelly Collette (10:16, 10:47)
• On Young Marriage: “You should have to pass a test to get married, like a driver’s license.” —Kelly Collette (12:24)
• On Nuns and Stains: “Can you imagine eating and getting something on that white bib and just having to walk around with that shame?” —Kelly Collette (17:27)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 01:55 Kelly Collette’s curiosity song
• 03:05 “Rapture Day” banter
• 04:38 Kelly’s safety engineer background
• 05:43 The building fire story
• 06:52 Neuroticism explained
• 09:52 On dogs and support animals
• 11:47 On getting married at 23, registries, and life tests
• 12:38 Catholic wedding class and compatibility tests
• 14:40 The 105-year-old nun’s birthday golf

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Tone and Style

The episode is jovial, conversational, and quick-witted, with Kelly Collette matching the show’s playful, offbeat humor while also adding poignant moments about her life and career. The hosts are consistently supportive and game for Kelly’s comedic bits and stories, creating an engaging and eclectic show.

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For listeners who missed the episode, this installment provides a mix of comic songs, “real life” behind-the-scenes tales from a standup, endearing pet stories, and characteristically tangential—but always funny—group banter.

Transcript

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[Christopher]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything. We're rocking on the show today with comedian Kelly Collette. She's coming up in just a minute.

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[Comedian Kelly Collette]

Why do people pick their nose and watch that stuff between your toes? And why can't men wear pantyhose? I don't know. Why do we drool whenever we sleep? Do shepherds really mate with sheep? And if I had the chance, could I do both? Peep? I don't know, I don't know, I don't know if I did I'd tell you so But I don't so where I'll go Oh, oh, oh, oh. No one asked me I don't know. Oh, right in there. Okay, what's underneath your overalls? And where do we go when nature calls? And why do cats cough up fur balls? I don't know. Why does father always know best? Does Larry Bird sleep in a nest? And how do you study for a pregnancy test? I don't know where does a circle end or start? And why won't meatloaf fall apart? And if I pulled your Finger. Would you have to. Well, let's not go there. Don't ask me. I don't know.

[Bob]

Missed something. Here you go. We'll try to catch you up.

[Kelly Collette]

This is Bob and Tom.

[Bob]

Extra.

[Tom]

Hello, Tom.

[Christy]

We have a special guest.

[Bob]

We do indeed. Joining us in the studio, comedian Kelly Collette.

[Kelly Collette]

Hi, guys.

[Tom]

Casey.

[Kelly Collette]

Hi. Happy Rapture Day. Oh, you didn't know that?

[Comedian Kelly Collette]

No.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah. You guys aren't on Rapture TikTok.

[Tom]

No, I was unaware.

[Bob]

What time?

[Kelly Collette]

I don't know. See, I was thinking we still had time get to know each other.

[Tom]

Yeah. Before it actually.

[Bob]

Okay.

[Josh]

I got a really busy day today. I'm getting a haircut. Should I not get my haircut and save the money?

[Kelly Collette]

Why not? Look spruced up.

[Christy]

I gotta drive.

[Bob]

I gotta drive my car down to.

[Josh]

Oh, this is not time for the Rapture.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Do I have to open the sunroof?

[Christy]

How does that work?

[Kelly Collette]

That's a lot.

[Tom]

Oh, that's right.

[Kelly Collette]

A lot of semantics to playing around.

[Christy]

Remember it's six feet under when the lady thought that was a rapture.

[Bob]

Yes.

[Christy]

Remember that plot point?

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Christy]

They accidentally put helium in some of the blow up dolls and they got away from a truck. And Sheila comes out, they're flying and she thinks it's angels. So she gets out of her car and walks out in the middle of the street, gets hit by a bus. She dies. So it was for her, I guess it was kind of sort of the Rapture.

[Tom]

Yes. Yeah.

[Christy]

There you go.

[Bob]

Wow. Fun stuff. Kelly, do people tell you that you resemble a certain famous actress?

[Kelly Collette]

I do. I get Christina Applegate.

[Bob]

Oh, that's. That's good.

[Kelly Collette]

The one you were thinking of.

[Bob]

No, I was thinking from the television show Friends.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh, Phoebe.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh, I get Phoebe personality a lot, but never looks wise. But I love Lisa Kudrow. She's fantastic.

[Josh]

Yeah, she is.

[Bob]

Yeah. And tell us about what is your background? You're a stand up comedian. Now, what was. Did you have like normal jobs?

[Kelly Collette]

I had a normal job for a very long time. I was. For 13 years. I was a safety engineer. So my job was to be like a professional buzzkill. I would go into businesses and just tell them how people could get hurt or how they could get sued.

[Bob]

That's what I do.

[Christy]

That would the perfect job for you.

[Bob]

Fun job.

[Kelly Collette]

You're just negative. All the. It's affecting me a little bit, but.

[Christy]

I've got the ultimate. I know who she looks like. Well, I don't think you. You never saw the Office. Did you know as Angela from oh.

[Kelly Collette]

My Gosh I get that sometimes. I don't like that.

[Bob]

The English. The English one or the American one?

[Christy]

The American one. Right now we're in the United States of America.

[Bob]

Wait a minute. Hang on a second. In my defense, off the air, all he ever talks about is Brit box and every English.

[Christy]

We talk about the British office.

[Tom]

Yeah, he would have said the British office.

[Christy]

I certainly would.

[Bob]

Okay, well, I'm sorry. Sorry to argue in front of company osha.

[Kelly Collette]

I did. I was OSHA certified, but I didn't work for them. I worked for, like, insurance companies.

[Tom]

Gotcha.

[Kelly Collette]

So, yeah.

[Bob]

Well, do you have any cool stories, like something you said was going to be dangerous? They didn't believe you, and then somebody got killed.

[Kelly Collette]

Sort of. I got sued personally. Three years.

[Christy]

Great story.

[Kelly Collette]

Three years after I left, they had called me in and they're like, hey, you did this report. This building actually burnt down. So let's go back and look at your report to make sure you weren't liable. And it turns out I did everything right. So that was really good. But it was really scary for a while. I was like, was I feeling lazy that day? Like, could I have.

[Bob]

You shouldn't. I. I told you, don't make the smoking shack out of straw. That's got to be the brick one.

[Tom]

Did I write building will never burn down?

[Kelly Collette]

No, I. I think they were under construction at the time. And I was like, okay, well, when they finish, they should this and this. Let's go back and check on it. And then no one ever went back and checked on it. I left the company. So they had a fire and they were like, somebody should have done something. I was like, not my job anymore.

[Bob]

Well, when we break it about 15 minutes. Would you mind doing a quick.

[Kelly Collette]

I'll do a quick run. Got any deep fat fryers or open flame cooktops in this place?

[Christy]

Yeah, well, I. You don't get to that part of the building.

[Josh]

Oh, I don't.

[Kelly Collette]

You guys don't have that back there?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

Fire up some frontal cakes in the back.

[Christy]

I got to get back there and clean the grease wrap.

[Kelly Collette]

That's a big one.

[Tom]

Yep.

[Kelly Collette]

Watch out for those.

[Bob]

Does this apply to your personal life?

[Kelly Collette]

No. Well, I'm pretty. I'm pretty. I was told by a lot of comedians that I tour with that I'm a neurotic. And I didn't know that. I didn't. I thought they were calling me, like, narcoleptic. At first I was like, I get plenty of sleep. But I didn't know what a neurotic was. But I guess I see things from kind of a negative lens, which I didn't know until they all pointed out to me, and I was like, that makes sense with the job that I had for a very long time.

[Bob]

Do you live in an apartment or a house?

[Kelly Collette]

I live in a house.

[Bob]

Do you have a fire extinguisher?

[Kelly Collette]

I do.

[Bob]

Do you have one of those fire blankets?

[Kelly Collette]

I don't. I. My. My fire extinguisher is actually from, like, the 1950s. It's decorative. I got it at antique stores, so it's not functional. I do have a carbon monoxide detector, though. I thought that was pretty.

[Bob]

I'm huge on those because, believe me, I needed them.

[Kelly Collette]

I got one of those. I got a ring camera.

[Bob]

You got to have fireworks. I've actually on two occasions used a fire extinguisher. I almost burned down one of my houses.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh, my goodness.

[Bob]

You know, like an idiot.

[Josh]

Well, you're a pyro. What are you talking about?

[Bob]

Pyro? I got one of those Christmas baskets.

[Josh]

Yes. And what did you decide to do with it?

[Bob]

Light it on fire, throw it in the fireplace?

[Kelly Collette]

I hate ham and cheese.

[Bob]

It was. It was this. This huge Christmas basket full of fruit. I took the fruit out, then I had a nice fire going. It was Christmas time, of course.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Bob]

And I went to my. My. We're in my older house, and I. I shoved the basket in there. Had a big, big hoop handle on it, and it was some kind of acrylic paint, glowing.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh.

[Bob]

And what happened was the wand of the basket, whatever it is, the handle hit the thing and closed the flue.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Had to repaint the whole room.

[Christy]

And it wasn't your fault, was it?

[Bob]

Oh, it was completely my fault. Really?

[Christy]

I think that's the first time in decades that you've admitted that was.

[Bob]

Yeah, but I had to put it out with a fire extinguisher.

[Christy]

You're somewhat of a firebug.

[Josh]

Was there a fire extinguisher right next to the fireplace?

[Bob]

No, it was in. I had to go to the kitchen together.

[Josh]

Oh.

[Bob]

I've got about six of them in my house now, and I get laughed at all the time. Just wait.

[Christy]

Six? What?

[Tom]

That's better to have fire extinguishers.

[Christy]

Is that so when you show off for the kids in the morning with your spray vegetable shortening that you spray into an open flame so you can have your fire extinguishers there, ready to put the fire out.

[Bob]

That could be helpful. I got a lot of fire.

[Josh]

Have you caught something on fire in your Microwave. I've done that.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

Foil or something?

[Josh]

It was a decorative plate.

[Kelly Collette]

Yes.

[Josh]

That had like gold on it or something. Yeah, it was a little higher.

[Kelly Collette]

Barked. It scared me.

[Josh]

No, mine was on fire.

[Christy]

Hey, Josh, you hear she's got gold plated.

[Kelly Collette]

Well, I ain't played.

[Tom]

So ain't you?

[Josh]

Yeah, I am something.

[Bob]

I just use an old Del Monte can lid.

[Christy]

Me and the dog will eat out of the same bowl.

[Bob]

We are speaking to comedian Kelly Collette and let's fuss. You live in a house? I live in a house as opposed to an apartment. Good to know. Are you single? Are you married? You have a boyfriend? Do you have a girlfriend? What's happening?

[Kelly Collette]

I have a dog.

[Bob]

Okay.

[Kelly Collette]

That's the most long term relationship I have.

[Bob]

Male or female?

[Kelly Collette]

She's a girl. It's my first girl. I'm very excited. Oh, nice.

[Bob]

What kind, what kind of dog?

[Kelly Collette]

She's a. She's a wiener dog. I. I collect senior dogs. That's like my personality. So if you guys see those women walking around with the dogs and the baby strollers, like just trying not to get hit on, that's what I do. Okay. Just most disgusting dogs you can think of.

[Bob]

Like, you have the short hair or the long hair.

[Kelly Collette]

I got the short hair. Yeah. So she, she keeps it short. But a lot of people were asking me, they're like, is this a support dog? And I was like, that's just too, too hard of a job for a dog to have. You know what I mean? Like, can you imagine being an emotional support dog? Like your ancestors are hunters and wolves, but like, oh, you're like, I gotta wake morning and just make sure Britney isn't sad. Like, that's my entire personality. It's just I gotta wake up every morning and be like, did he text her back?

[Comedian Kelly Collette]

No.

[Kelly Collette]

Okay, let's hide the knives. Let's hide the knives. It's gonna be a bad day.

[Bob]

What's the name of your wiener dog?

[Kelly Collette]

Her name is Luna. And when she's bad, I call her Tuna. So you guys have that where you like, nickname your dog and it morphs into something else 10 degrees down the road. That's what everybody does. Bubby.

[Josh]

We have Bubby. Leo's name is Bubby.

[Tom]

When he's bad, do you say Leo?

[Josh]

Yes.

[Kelly Collette]

Do you have a full name? Like Leonardo?

[Josh]

He's Leonardo DiCaprio.

[Kelly Collette]

There you go. Yes.

[Josh]

The kids named him. I did not.

[Bob]

Bigger one is Mr. Fletcher. We call him Fletchy Boy. When he's a good boy.

[Kelly Collette]

When he's a bad Boy, what is.

[Bob]

He usually sleeping next to me in the bed again? This weekend I woke up, oh, look, Kelly's here. Not you. My.

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[Bob]

And no, it's a large white dog breathing in my face. Oh, well. Well, once again, we're talking to the lovely Kelly Colette and the woman of many faces. Have you ever been. Have you ever been married?

[Kelly Collette]

I was. I was married for 15 years, so that was a very, like, developmental time. Like, I got married when I was 23. It's a very Midwest thing to do, which is, like, really funny because, like, you don't know how to be a person at 23. So when I got, like, married, I, like, registered for the funniest things to get married. I remember registering for, like, a ice cream maker and a bicycle and, like, a hammock, and I was like, you can't get married without a bicycle. You know what I mean? Yeah. So that's just wild that they let. I think they shouldn't let. You should be like a driver's license. Like, you should have to pass a test to get married. Like, I think you should have to pass tests to do multiple things in life.

[Bob]

Now, that's a. That's actually a pretty good idea, I think so.

[Kelly Collette]

I think you should have to take a test to have a gun. I think you should have to take a test to have a baby. You know, those are the two things I think you should test people on.

[Bob]

Maybe, I think to give a dog.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah, I'll pass all the tests.

[Tom]

Christie, in a way, because you're Catholic, don't. Don't you kind of have to take at least a. A verbal interview test?

[Josh]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Josh]

You have to go to a. You have to go away to. To camp.

[Bob]

What?

[Tom]

I don't think everybody has to do that.

[Josh]

Or if you don't, you have counseling from a married couple within the church, for sure.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Bob]

You have to go to a camp with. With your phone.

[Josh]

I never got married in the church, remember?

[Tom]

Oh, okay.

[Bob]

There's still time.

[Josh]

I know. And all mine have been an old. So I could get married in the church, so.

[Bob]

Okay. Well, yeah. This would be the first you could invite us since we've never been to any of them.

[Josh]

No, I'm not doing.

[Christy]

I almost got to one. A slot opened up.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Afternoon, the wedding.

[Josh]

We only had 50 people.

[Christy]

The groom called me up. Hey, it would really mean a lot to Christy if you could come to the wedding. Oh, so much that she invited me.

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[Josh]

Yeah.

[Christy]

So. Yeah.

[Josh]

No, but you do have to sit down with a Priest, you take a test, they go over the answers with you and you, you know, like, you take the test separately, like how you're feeling about raising children and money. And then you sit down, the three of you, and they go over the tests and you discuss that.

[Bob]

Weird.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

What happens if you don't, like, have the same answers?

[Josh]

If you. Well, I mean, obviously you're not.

[Tom]

Is it like the newlywed game?

[Kelly Collette]

They just bring out option number four. They're like, oh, well, you can meet Tony.

[Tom]

Sounds like you and Tony.

[Kelly Collette]

Tony.

[Josh]

I. I don't know if a priest can say I won't marry you. He might. I don't know. He doesn't feel you're compatible. I don't know if that's happened. Our priest did not say that. He did get to that point.

[Bob]

Ever get, like, any serious eye rolling?

[Josh]

No.

[Bob]

You're going to be a great couple. The guy goes.

[Josh]

And in our defense, this was the kid's dad. So we'd already been married for years. And then we were going to get married and renew our vows and get married in the church. And so it was.

[Kelly Collette]

Make it official.

[Josh]

Yeah, I see.

[Comedian Kelly Collette]

Lord.

[Bob]

Well, the weekend away thing, you're obviously not sleeping together.

[Josh]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Bob]

Kind of counterproductive. Okay. Just asking. We're talking with comedian Kelly Collette. Why don't we squeeze in a news story we've been promising the Catholic church. Yeah.

[Josh]

A nun in Ohio celebrated her 105th birthday with a round of golf. WKBN took her 12 weeks. Wait, it gets better. Sister Renee Parman has been celebrating her bir decades. This year was no exception.

[Christy]

She goes downtown, buys a shots liquor 95.

[Josh]

She's legally blind, but she and her fellow sisters from humanity of Mary hit the links at no run golf course.

[Christy]

Legally. Legally blind.

[Bob]

Got another hole in one there, lady.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Christy]

What's taking these people so long? Is that. Is she blind or something? How many people.

[Josh]

Imagine being behind this sports.

[Christy]

How many people can we play through?

[Bob]

Now, what's interesting this is. Where's the. What's the name of the golf course?

[Josh]

It's called Noel Run Golf course in Lowellville.

[Comedian Kelly Collette]

Lowell.

[Bob]

Sounds like Louisville.

[Josh]

Lowell. Lowell. Like my grandfather's name. Lowell.

[Bob]

There's a Lowellville and a Louisville.

[Josh]

Yep. Lowellville, Ohio.

[Tom]

You're having fun over there at all.

[Christy]

Totally different sound.

[Bob]

No, it's got the same thing.

[Christy]

No, it's not just.

[Bob]

So where are you from?

[Christy]

It's like Chicago and New York. It don't sound the same.

[Bob]

You've got enough of A slushie in your mouth. It's also the same word.

[Christy]

Okay, now you're changing the parameters.

[Josh]

Congratulations to her sister Renee.

[Christy]

That's fun.

[Bob]

You gotta. I mean, look, she's legally blind and she's still out there playing golf.

[Josh]

Is she actually playing.

[Tom]

That's a hole in one.

[Bob]

Sure.

[Home Depot Advertiser]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Or she just being driven around on a golf cart. That would be my.

[Kelly Collette]

She just. Weekend at Bernie's in the back.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Grabbing a beer from the beverage cart. Sure. Yeah.

[Bob]

This apple juice.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Yes. Well, that's. That's nice. I wonder if. I wonder if she hit under her age.

[Josh]

If she hits over under 105. I. And she's blind. I'm pissed.

[Bob]

Did you see the kid yesterday that hit the. Here's the. Oh, she's not wearing the habit.

[Christy]

Oh, boy.

[Kelly Collette]

She's 105. She looks great.

[Bob]

Is that a beard?

[Christy]

No, no, no, Tom, I think you're.

[Tom]

Her beard is under the mask.

[Christy]

Absolutely.

[Bob]

Oh, there she is.

[Tom]

Oh, that's actual audio.

[Bob]

Wait a minute.

[Christy]

Okay, wait a minute. There was.

[Bob]

There's a picture of her in her uniform.

[Josh]

In her uniform.

[Christy]

Look at that.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh, I love that movie.

[State Farm Advertiser]

She's got.

[Bob]

She's got the Sister Betray hat.

[Josh]

That is old school.

[Christy]

Sister.

[Tom]

Bet the one on the very left looks exactly like the one Sister from Sister.

[Christy]

Yes.

[Tom]

That's a plunging necklace.

[Kelly Collette]

Those go out. Those are the ones that jump off the roof and fly right. Get some speed under those.

[Josh]

That's what I grew up with. Ladies and gentlemen.

[Kelly Collette]

Can you imagine eating and getting something on that white bib and just having to walk around with that shame?

[Josh]

No, it's a lot of.

[Kelly Collette]

It's a lot.

[Josh]

I wonder if I put a bib over their bib.

[Kelly Collette]

They probably keep it pure.

[Bob]

Wow.

[Kelly Collette]

They look happy.

[Tom]

They sure do.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah, they might have getting something right.

[Tom]

Yeah, they may be on.

[Kelly Collette]

They might be.

[Bob]

But take a picture of them after they played 18 holes. I bet the cursing comes out.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes. Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

[Tom]

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[Bob]

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[Kelly Collette]

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[Josh]

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[Tom]

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[Bob]

Almost.

[Josh]

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[Kelly Collette]

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[Bob]

Oh, you're getting deep.

[Tom]

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