B&T Extra: Comedian Maggie Hues dePalo

Summary

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B&T Extra: Comedian Maggie Hughes DePaolo

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast • May 6, 2026

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Overview

This episode of the BOB & TOM Show’s “Extra” segment spotlights comedian Maggie Hughes DePaolo, joining the cast for a witty, family-centric, and irreverently honest discussion. The conversation weaves through Maggie’s Irish Catholic upbringing, her cross-cultural family dynamics, parenting tales, and the humorous headaches—and heartwarming realities—of raising four kids. The episode is peppered with the show’s trademark fast-paced banter, musical parodies, and playful tangents about weddings, religion, and the perils of air travel with children.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Name Games & Family Origin Stories

[05:50 – 06:28]

• Maggie discusses her double-barreled last name.
  • Not hyphenated, “I’m not that high maintenance.” (Maggie, 05:58)
  • She kept her maiden name (Hughes) after marrying an Italian (DePaolo), “in case I get divorced, it’s always there.” (Maggie, 06:11)
• The kids all have her husband’s surname; she jokes, “Drop the kids and the Italian.” (Maggie, 06:54)

2. Parenting in Modern Catholic Households

[06:31 – 09:39]

• All four of Maggie’s kids: three older boys (18, 14, 13) and a young daughter (6).
• Tom and Bob riff on the practical (and sometimes awkward) logistics of wills, guardianship, and planning for the unthinkable.
  • Maggie’s daughter is “already borrowing all my makeup” and “told her teachers my mom wears lipstick and does shows for adults – at St. Francis Catholic School… they think I work at Polecats.” (Maggie, 09:54 – 10:23)
• The cast jokes about which kids they (as parents) would expect to “choose” them in hypothetical custody scenarios.

3. Irish-Italian Catholic Wedding Observations

[10:34 – 12:49]

• Marriage unites her Irish Catholic family and her husband’s Italian Catholic roots.
  • Maggie: “I have like 34 first cousins; he comes from a small family, so he’s still trying to catch up with names.” (Maggie, 10:49)
• Discussion of non-practicing Catholics: “Creasters”—those who attend only at Christmas and Easter. (Maggie, 11:16)
• Tithing, attendance, and “proof” of parishioner activity—how Catholic schools track parental participation, even if you submit an empty collection envelope.
• Maggie’s father’s phrase: “I’ll see you in church if the windows are clean.” (Maggie, 12:14)

4. Catholic Mass: Rituals and Realities

[12:34 – 15:09]

• Wedding Masses: “A lot of standing and sitting… like an hour plus. Yep.” (Maggie, 12:38)
• Tradition of tailgating before Irish weddings.
• Church folk music, “Reggae mass” parody by Josh, and aerobic-like rituals.
  • “He’s like an aerobics instructor when you don’t have a clue!” (Josh, 13:08)
• “Is it always in the same order?” “Yes.” “I could do it.” (13:29 – 13:31)
• Bob’s dad’s take: “I’ve had friends whose marriages lasted less time than [this] GD wedding.” (Bob, 14:43)

5. Aging, Parenthood, and Comedy

[15:28 – 16:03]

• Maggie complimented on her youthful appearance for a mom of teens. “Obviously you started at 14.” (Bob, 15:42)
• She married at age 32, causing some arithmetical head-scratching among the panel.
  • “Don’t do the math.” (Maggie, 16:02)

6. News Oddities: Airplane Births & Baby Names

[16:10 – 18:46]

• Christy Lee details a recent news story: woman gives birth on a flight from Kingston to New York.
  • Air traffic control jokes the baby should be named “Kennedy” (after JFK Airport). (16:53)
• The group riffs about what citizenship applies to babies born mid-flight, and the absurdity of naming children after airports.
• Maggie jokes: “I don’t know if I’d want to be named Kennedy if I was born on an airplane.” (18:02)
• “At least I also don’t want a water birth.” (18:09)

7. Travel Habits and Quirks – Parenting & Planes

[18:54 – 19:59]

• Air travel routines: Maggie pegs Chuck as a “ginger ale guy,” which he confirms (with vodka, naturally).
• Parental reluctance to drink liquids so as to minimize bathroom trips.

8. Musical Interludes & Show Closer

[20:06 – End]

• Musical tributes and parodies, notably the “John Fox” comic condo ballad.
• End cap: Light plugs for other podcast scripts, 80s mockumentaries, and more.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On last names:
  • “I grew up Irish Catholic. I married an Italian guy, so I wanted to keep Hughes in the mix. More importantly, in case I get divorced, it's always there.”
    (Maggie Hughes DePaolo, 06:04 – 06:11)
• On parenting and divorce hypotheticals:
  • “Drop the kids and the Italian.”
    (Maggie, 06:54)
• On kids’ brutal honesty:
  • “[My daughter]…first day of school, she told her teachers that my mom wears lipstick and does shows for adults…they think I work at Polecats.”
    (Maggie, 09:54 – 10:23)
• On Catholic Mass:
  • “He’s like an aerobics instructor when you don’t have a clue!”
    (Josh, 13:08)
  • “A lot of standing and sitting. A lot of…like an hour plus. It’s an hour mass. Yep.”
    (Maggie, 12:38)
• On marriage timing:
  • “You do not look like you have…year old. So obviously you started at 14.”
    (Bob, 15:42)
  • “Don’t do the math.”
    (Maggie, 16:02)
• On Catholic school attendance:
  • “I’ll see you in church if the windows are clean.”
    (Maggie’s Dad, 12:14)
  • “It’s all about the money…[my husband] said this is all just about writing checks, Maggie.”
    (Maggie, 12:21)
• On birth on an airplane:
  • “I don’t know if I’d want to be named Kennedy if I was born on an airplane.”
    (Maggie, 18:02)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [05:50] – Maggie joins the show: name origins, family backstory
• [06:31] – Parenting dynamics, family logistics
• [09:54] – Kids’ candid school moments
• [10:34] – Irish vs. Italian Catholic family cultures
• [11:16] – "Creaster" Catholics and the economics of church attendance
• [12:34] – Catholic wedding ceremonies, parodies
• [13:16] – "Reggae Mass" musical interlude
• [15:28] – Age, marriage, kids: comedic math
• [16:10] – Birthing on a plane and names derived from airports
• [18:54] – In-flight beverage orders, parenting while flying
• [20:06] – Musical closer: Tribute to John Fox

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Tone & Takeaways

The episode blends playful familial ribbing, savvy observations about generational and religious quirks, and Maggie’s breezy self-deprecation. The BOB & TOM cast’s chemistry with Maggie is unmistakable, delivering an episode thick with relatable laughs for anyone who’s ever juggled family life, faith, and the hilarious daily realities of adulthood.

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Transcript

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[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

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[Christopher]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything coming up on the show today. Maggie Hughes DePaolo coming up in just a minute.

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[Haywood]

Some folks they say hey, I am a friend of Hugh who introduced me to a woman from Amsterdam. Her name, it was, you know, spelled J U N O. And this is how the introduction it did go. Hugh said hey, hey, do you know me? I said, hey, Hugh, I know you too, Hugh. Hugh said, hey, do you know you know. I said, you know, how do you do you know, said, howdy, hey, howdy, Hugh. She was extremely pleasant to be introduced to. Then you know, you knew hey, and you know hue hu and hey, and you knew, you know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everybody got that?

[Haywood]

I think so. Juno.

[Josh]

Uno

[Haywood]

modulated.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

Okay.

[Haywood]

Then a woman from South Korea stopped by to say hi. Her name, it was pronounced me, but although it was spelled am I, she too knew Hugh. And Hugh, he knew just what to do. So Hugh commenced to introduce us. You said, hey, me I know you. Me said, hey, Hugh, you know I'm me. You said, hey, me do you know you know and you know, do you know me? Hey, you know me. I said, no, you, but I would like to meet me and me knew hey, and me new Hue and me new and you know me new, you

[Christy Lee]

know, this isn't a sing along.

[Haywood]

Hey, you know you knew me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Another key change. Another one.

[Josh]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Another off key change.

[Christy Lee]

I don't.

[Haywood]

I don't want it getting boring.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know, it's. It's great.

[Haywood]

You know, I love this. Just sent a friend of mine whose last name it was I. It was spelled E I, but pronounced I happened to walk by. So when I said, I, would you like to meet some friends of mine? He said, that would be fine. I said, I, do you know Hugh? I said, I, do you know you? No, I said, me, do you know I you and I know you said, I know I. You know, he. She knows. I mean, knew I. Me said hi. I. So now, hey, you know, you and me knew I. I knew me and I know hey, and. And I know you know, and Hugh,

[Tom Griswold]

my nose is bleeding.

[Haywood]

Hey, and I know you know Hugh. Hugh knew I and you know knew me. You knew me and me knew he. I. Yeah, you know, knew, knew I. I knew you and you knew me and you, you know, you know, said, thank you. I said, thank you. Me said, thank you. Hey, thank you, thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we know it's a repeat, but

[Christopher]

things are always better the second time around.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is Bob and Tom.

[Chuck]

Extra Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have a special guest joining us in the studio, comedian Maggie Hughes DePaulo. Now, Josh, you want to go ask her your question?

[Tom Griswold]

Are you. Is it a hyphenated last name?

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

I heard that, and it is not hyphenated.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

Yeah, I can. I'm not that high maintenance.

[Chuck]

Good.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

You know what? I. I grew up Irish Catholic. I married an Italian guy, so I Wanted to keep Hughes in the mix.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

You know, more importantly, in case I get divorced, it's always there.

[Haywood]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

I can just drop the Italian, take

[Bob Kevoian]

your driver's license and a pair of scissors.

[Chuck]

And that's just good thinking because you buy a house thinking. Sell it, you're gonna get married. Thinking, you got to get a divorce.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, that's forward thinking.

[Haywood]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Very big Catholic thing to do. So sorry. Yeah.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

That is a lot of friends. It's an Irish Catholic thing. More importantly, we do. We have four kids.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Are they. Is it like Bobby Hughes?

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

They're all Depalo. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, they don't have the Hughes thing? No, none of them.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

I couldn't sneak that in. Nope.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really? What a tyrant. You're married.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you don't. If there were to be a divorce, you'd. You don't want them.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So why have the Hughes at all?

[Bob Kevoian]

Exactly.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

Drop the kids and the Italian.

[Bob Kevoian]

I tell you that the other day, my 13 year old. And I know. I know what you're thinking. I also have kids. I also. I also have a 10 year old. And many others said. First of all, the first question from Hart was, hey, if you. If you two both die, who gets to. Who gets to take us? And she goes, can I vote? She starts naming these people she'd like to have as her parents, which was rather awkward, but Finn, then Finn goes, you know, if you and dad split up, I'm going with him.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa, whoa.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

That's very forward.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet. I bet that's a mother loves hearing that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

It's a very progressive thing for these things.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was kind of thinking, hey, good for me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

How did I score those points? Oh, I know. By saying yes.

[Christy Lee]

I was gonna say because

[Chuck]

that same. The same group been asking about the will and things and the trust.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, absolutely.

[Chuck]

Yeah. That's what I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't Godwin. Get Willie.

[Josh]

I do indeed. I'm the godfather.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chuck]

Well, Christie said one morning that Tom did not stop having kids when you're supposed to.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

What.

[Tom Griswold]

What age range do you have?

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

So we've got a big gap as well. We have almost 18, 14, 13. All boys. And then my daughter is 6.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay, cool.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

So they can raise her if anything happens.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, she's gonna be.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

She'll be raising them, actually.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

She'll be in charge.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. That's an awkward thing that. Who's gonna take them if something goes wrong?

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

It is.

[Bob Kevoian]

That happened to a friend of mine in high school.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have that in your will, though. Did you guys decide on somebody?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's complicated.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no. I mean, it's. There's a committee.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I know.

[Chuck]

I'm just guessing. I'm not in the mix anywhere, am I?

[Christy Lee]

None of us.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, the financial part, I mean.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

Oh, yeah. You got to find somebody with dough in a. In a pool.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're in that.

[Chuck]

You gotta get. You gotta get the pool. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Got the mortgage payment all built into it. It's. It's a great will. It's the size of a phone book. Nice. Yeah, but you have to have that stuff. I mean, I know I'm a little paranoid, but like I said, when I was in high school, one of my guy that I knew, his parents were both killed in a car crash. In a plane crash. And you know, he was the. He was it that brothers and sisters. And they. He ended up living at a friend of mine. Did I. Wow.

[Chuck]

Did I hear somebody hear a big laugh in the back? Yeah.

[Josh]

Car crash.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Plane crash. Got a huge laugh. Somebody.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, I could have said car crash, but that's not what happened. All right, but. So, yeah. No, you probably don't have that anymore, do you, Kristen?

[Christy Lee]

No, because my kids are now old enough to take. Well, sort of old enough.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was gonna say, do you have a friend that can go move into her place?

[Christy Lee]

Love you, honeys.

[Tom Griswold]

Which one's your favorite? Maggie.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

Well, that changes by the day. I imagine it does. Yeah. So I. You know, my daughter and I are the closest, obviously. We. She. She's been borrowing all my makeup. She's. She's got this new. She's like. She's six, loves lipstick. First day of school, she told her teachers that my mom wears lipstick and does shows for adults. St. Francis Catholic School. That's where they think I work at Polecats.

[Chuck]

Oh, I like that name. The Polecat. Tom, you want to go to the Polecat with me? I have a guys night at the Polkadot.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you said you're Irish Catholic.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

Irish Catholic.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you have a. Did you have a Catholic wedding?

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

I grew up on the south side of Chicago. I did, yes. Yeah, that's like non negotiable. When you're an Irish Catholic, they love.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your man is Italian.

[Christy Lee]

Italian Catholic.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

Italian Catholic.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there a distinction when it comes

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

to the ceremonial East Coast? No, there's just more of us. He has a small family, so I have like 34 first cousins. And he comes from a small family, so he's still trying to catch up with names.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, Pat don't you have a song that would tie right into this lengthy Mass situation with a lot of.

[Christy Lee]

We just have. You know, we were talking about Easter and a lot of people went to mass on Easter that normally don't go to Mass.

[Bob Kevoian]

What was the word you came up with?

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

Priesters.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christmas and Easter folks, they only go.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

They're called creasters, Catholic Light.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I was told by someone involved in the financial realm of a certain diocese that they had moved all of their spring breaks so that Easter wasn't in it because they were finding that the people who were the so called creasters, they'd. They'd be. They would. When the collection plate came around, they'd be given the money to someplace in Florida instead of where they lived.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's kind of changing because you do it online now, but you still have to put your envelope in, even if it's empty, which I find.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Chuck]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Because they want to prove that you were at mass. They can't prove you were at mass if you just put your money.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're taking attendance. I thought Jesus did that from above.

[Christy Lee]

They do this at your school?

[Chuck]

Because I thought they had an app.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

Don't they see you in church if the windows are clean? That was my dad's favorite saying.

[Christy Lee]

Because if you have kids in their school, especially, they want to prove that you're active. I was going to say active in the parish.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait, I want. What did your dad say again?

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

They just. I'll see you in church if the windows are clean.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's a nice phrase.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

Yes, they care if you're a parishioner. It's more. It's all about the money. Like my husband said, this is all just about writing checks. Maggie, I said I get it. But yes, they do want to prove that you've been to church if you're a parishioner, if you have children at the school now.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you said you were married in a Catholic service.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

Correct.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that's a lot of standing and sitting. And was. How long did it last?

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

A lot of standing and sitting. A lot of like an hour plus hour. It's an hour mass. Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a lot.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

They haven't shortened it?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. If it's an hour mass, I assume that means of an open bar is pretty much required.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I got that from Irish.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

Well, there's a tailgate before.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Chuck]

Nice. Tailgate.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, now, would you favor Maggie with this song?

[Josh]

Maggie, did your church try to do the folk mass or the rock mass that they. They bring in? The Kids, they try the music at all.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

We haven't done that, but I'm. I'm happy. Do you get a little. One bread, one body. You're gonna.

[Josh]

Yeah. No, no.

[Christy Lee]

It's a good song, though.

[Josh]

We tried the Reggae Mask. Have you heard of the Reggae Mess? To get the kids in.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, here we go.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

Okay.

[Josh]

Stand up. Kneel down. Sit you. Come on now. Kneel down. Stand up. Sit now for a few. I just follow the priest now. He knows what to do. He's like an aerobics instructor when you don't have a clue. Come on now. Stand up. Kneel down. Get in all your steps. Kneel down, stand up.

[Haywood]

Whoa.

[Josh]

It's rough on the hips. Knees hurt, joints sore, muscles tight and rear. Come on now. Easter Sunday. See you all next year. Merry Christmas. Nine times a year.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

Oh, that is going to be all day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Help me here. Is there someone on the stage altar that is informing you that this.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh]

You follow everybody in the priest.

[Tom Griswold]

Occasionally the priest will say, please stand.

[Haywood]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

For certain things, especially during a Catholic Mass when everybody may not be Catholic, they do tend to.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

Please rise.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. They'll tell you more than if you're just there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it always in the same order?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

So if you go a lot, you're gonna know.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

Yes. I could do it.

[Christy Lee]

We can say all the prayers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you know what the total of up, down, Neil?

[Christy Lee]

No, I've never counted.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, is it upwards of 50 or.

[Josh]

No, maybe not 50.

[Bob Kevoian]

I remember going to. Going to one of those with my dad who's in a wheelchair. So he wasn't in the pew, but I was. I was sort of sitting on the end of the pew and he was. He was right next to me and he leaned over and he said, I've had friends whose marriages lasted less time than GD wedding.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

They're long.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, see, he had to pee and

[Chuck]

it was like a beautiful man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. No, he really had to go and, you know, that was an ordeal in itself.

[Chuck]

Give him a pouch. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

What? I'm not going to give my father. I. He would. He could get up out of the chair and walk two or three. Toward the end, you should have said,

[Chuck]

why don't you get up and take a few steps and scream, I'm healed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go right down in his face. Wow. Well, we're speaking with a comedian, Maggie Hughes Depaulo, and she's a lovely woman. Four kids I would never have. You look extraordinarily young.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

Oh, thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

You do not look like you have.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Year old. So Obviously you started at 14.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

Very early.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, very early. How old were you when you got married?

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

Same as you. How old. Say that again.

[Bob Kevoian]

When you got married, how old were you?

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

I was.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't have to answer any of these questions.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

32.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Wow.

[Chuck]

So you've jammed a lot of living there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I'll tell you what.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

Yeah. Don't do the math.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy Lee, could we get a news story out of you? Oh, are you looking at your Insta again?

[Josh]

She's. When you say.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, like you're always prepared over there, always on the back.

[Bob Kevoian]

I am always unprepared. That's the kind of consistency that I like to show everybody.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of women and babies and given birth.

[Chuck]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

A woman gave birth on a Caribbean Airlines flight to New York City recently. A flight from Kingston, Jamaica contacted air traffic control to report a pregnant passenger had gone into labor and requested medical personnel meet the plane at jfk. In a recording of the conversation released to the media, ground control asks the pilot, quote, is it out yet? To which the pilot confirms. And the air traffic controller quips, all right, tell her she's got to name it Kennedy. Hahaha.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because they were flying. Did you hear? They had it on the news last night. And they. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The Caribbean Airlines confirmed the incident to CBS News, saying mom and newborn were attended to once the plane landed. Now, what citizenship does she have?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know something? You couldn't have asked that at a worse time. But I do know that this, that.

[Chuck]

International, right? International.

[Christy Lee]

Do they have an international passport everywhere?

[Chuck]

Sure, Worldwide.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a very fair question. And I don't know the answer to that because there's, that, there's the whole controversy with the Supreme Court and birth citizenship. But what's interesting about this, she actually, first of all, how do you. They let you on a plane if you're eight months pregnant? I thought they didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

What is she doing?

[Christy Lee]

I don't think they can ask you that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they should be. They should be able to.

[Christy Lee]

Your doctor usually informs you. We don't want you traveling after.

[Chuck]

No.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

If somebody looks, we could see your uterus. Ma', am. You're not.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, You're. You're crowning. You're not getting on this plane.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I mean, I think it's funny that if you have to name it after the airport you landed, it would be really cool if you were to. Cool airport. Like Louis Armstrong Airport in New Orleans.

[Christy Lee]

What if it's a girl?

[Bob Kevoian]

Louise Armstrong would be cool.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

I don't know if I'D want to be named Kennedy if I was born on an airplane.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's kind of a. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Especially right now with that Carolyn.

[Bob Kevoian]

But at least I also don't want a water birth. At least not John. John or Ted, now that I think about it.

[Chuck]

You don't shut up, I'm gonna crash this plane.

[Tom Griswold]

Or in the back of a convertible. Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

How about. Let's see what's you. If you were Atlanta, that'd be a very hip airport.

[Christy Lee]

Hartsfield.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, Hartsfield Jackson.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That sounds like a Supreme Court justice. Hartsfield, Jackson. It's a cool name. Are there uncool airport names?

[Christy Lee]

Don't want to be Hobby Hope in Burbank.

[Josh]

That's not too cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, no, that's okay. Aspen, Colorado. It's like Pitkin. That'd be a name for a girl. Have you met our little daughter Pitkin? I'm out.

[Chuck]

She's.

[Bob Kevoian]

City.

[Chuck]

How many. Hang on. City. How many airports do we have to go ahead?

[Bob Kevoian]

At least she had the baby on the plane. Supposed to in line at the tsa. I wonder if. I wonder if they let her. Do you suppose they let her breastfeed on just half a boob. Half a boo. You can't have the whole thing.

[Chuck]

It's a up to the flight attendant. How much you pop, you get, right? If you ask for the can, they. It's up to their. They can give you the can.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your daughter was a flight attendant. Ask her.

[Chuck]

She. I couldn't pin her down on that. She wouldn't let me. I think she didn't want me to

[Bob Kevoian]

feel bad, so I don't. I don't take in beverages on airplanes.

[Christy Lee]

Of course you don't.

[Chuck]

Your gas.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I don't want to have to pee any more than. I don't have to get up any more than.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do. Do you. And do you drink liquids on an airplane?

[Chuck]

Of course.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you. What's your. What's your order? What do you.

[Chuck]

Well, what you do is you get a glass of ice and then you get some. You get maybe some Schweppes.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

I was going to say, you seem like a ginger ale.

[Chuck]

Yeah. And then you pour vodka in there. And if you have any room for any Schweppes, you pour more vodka. Okay. And then you just look at the can and read that while you're drinking your vodka.

[Bob Kevoian]

The old Chick McGee. Those days are gone.

[Josh]

I'm a traveling comedian. I play a different club each week. They put us up in filthy condos, but man, this one reeks the toilet's broke it smells like smoked stale beer and dirty socks. Who was the comic that worked here last? Must have been John Fox. John Fox, John Fox. Keep him sober and I hear Fox rocks But he'll trash the place Everywhere he stays smells like ass and cat food no one's cleaned for days. The VCR and TVs gone the couch is stained blood red there's empty Cuervo bottles A passed out stripper in the bed Porno tapes, real twisted stuff Fill a cardboard box with a label on the top that reads Property of John Fox. John Fox. Funny man John Fox. But if he gets too drunk the audience walks he leaves his DNA at every place he stays so don't drink what you think is apple juice or eat the mayonnaise John Fox, oh, John Fox Singing bout the legend the legend of John Fox.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

[Chuck]

The Hammer alley podcast.

[Josh]

An 80s flashback mockumentary.

[Bob Kevoian]

Back in the 80s, there were a thousand bands trying to make it in the world of rock. But there was one band that had it all. Hammer Alley.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

Whatever happened to Hammer Alley?

[Josh]

How did they go from top of the rock? I'm looking for a music video. They're a band from 1987.

[Tom Griswold]

Hammer Alley.

[Josh]

Ever heard of them? To rock bottom, dude.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was born in 1987.

[Maggie Hughes DePaolo]

I can't believe he's doing this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hammer Alley.

[Haywood]

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