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Bob
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything. Coming up on the show today, comedian Marc Shalafeau. New math and AI. It's all on the way in just a minute. Welcome to AutoZone.
Chick McGee
What are you working on today?
Bob
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Chick McGee
Do you have a dash light on?
Bob
Oh, yeah.
Chick McGee
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Bob
So you don't need to hear the not with fix finder free at every AutoZone. Get in the zone.
Chick McGee
Auto zone restrictions apply.
Bob
Morning Bob and time show. Cause I gotta tell them.
Nick Nolte
Hey, this is Nick Nolte calling.
Bob
Oh, boy. Hi, Nick.
Nick Nolte
How you guys doing?
Bob
We are great.
Nick Nolte
You got a big queer talk going on there about clothes dryers and dishwashers.
Christy
I'm sorry.
Bob
No. Nick, my pants are soaking wet. They're drying over in the corner.
Nick Nolte
I know. Listen, I can solve your problem if you quiz and listen to what I've been trying to tell you for all these years. You replace the damn dishwasher in there to clean the coffee cups with the clothes dryer. That way you cut out the middleman. Who needs coffee when you get in the damn dryer in the morning. How many times do I have to tell you that it wakes you up just instantly. I'm gonna get in there right now. Hold on just a second.
Bob
All right, I gotta turn.
Nick Nolte
Get in. Got all for you guys. Jeez.
Bob
There we go.
Tom
Fresh.
Bob
Do you, Nick? A lot better now you can really pop right in there, can't you? And then jump right out. Nick, can you dry coffee cups in the dryer? No.
Christy
Hell no.
Nick Nolte
You don't, Bob, you don't need to have coffee. You see, that's the point. You jump in the dryer, who needs a damn coffee?
Bob
Coffee's a treat. I don't use it to wake up. I like it because it tastes good.
Nick Nolte
Well, aren't you fancy? Aren't you a fancy man?
Bob
Holy Mr.
Nick Nolte
Fancy.
Bob
I am fancy. The Bob and Tom show is still trying to wake up. In the meantime, more Bob and Tom extra. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. We have a special guest. Hello, Chick McGee. Hello, Mark Chalafou. Hi. Comedian, a resident of Cincinnati, Ohio, a man with three daughters, one wife. I'm getting all this right? And the daughters are fairly young, preteen. Am I getting this all correct?
Tom
Yep. You're crushing it so far.
Bob
And let's see, do they all go to the same school?
Tom
No, the littlest one is in preschool, so she only does like the half days at a different spot.
Chick McGee
That is fun.
Christy
I love it.
Tom
At least there's one that I can still hang out with for a few hours before the others get off the bus and ruin the rest of my afternoons. You get a little bit of fun in there.
Bob
Do you help them with their homework?
Tom
I've tried to. I. The oldest is too smart for me. She's taking advanced math and I tapped out on advanced math many years ago. So I have to have AI help her with her homework. That is a job I did not anticipate losing to AI, but it's helped on that front.
Bob
Wait a minute. I didn't know about this. I need to learn.
Christy
There you go.
Bob
Yeah.
Tom
Chat GPT was helping her with her algebra. She would ask me how to do something and I would just kind of do it on my laptop and then look very smart for like two minutes until she had a follow up question and then I had to disappear to another room.
Bob
This interests me because my dad for a while was a math teacher.
Chick McGee
No kidding.
Bob
And I always did very, very well in math. There's. I don't believe in too many conspiracy theories, but I do believe in the world of math. They change the way you're supposed to do it about every 10 years so that no matter how old you are, every parent goes, wait a second, aren't you supposed to put the number up here? And then they slap you and know you can't do that anymore?
Tom
Yeah.
Bob
What do you mean? You can't carry the one you're getting slapped at your math class. It's unbelievable. They keep changing it. It's incredibly confusing.
Tom
And I do have respect for all of those teachers. I volunteer in the classrooms sometimes. I do remember my daughter's first grade teacher, though. One day she told me, she's like, as much as I'm teaching these kids, I think they teach me more. And I'm like, well, then you messed up. Clearly at that point. The only thing you're learning from my first grader is probably deeply personal family gossip. They're toddler TMZ at that age. That's all you're getting from them.
Bob
Oh, ye. Yeah. And these days, most, Most kids under 12 are probably better drivers than the average person out there. I am so sick of the world. What happened now? Oh, I just. A guy just got T boned right in front of me the other day. Oh, the light was green. He was all on the right and this light's been green for quite some time. He pulls out. Bam. Thanks, fellow drivers, pay attention. I'm sorry, don't get me off on that. Let's go back to the newspaper.
Christy
How did they change math? I thought math was a finite.
Bob
I don't. I'm not joking.
Christy
I know that.
Chick McGee
Yeah, they had new math for a.
Bob
While and then they got a new new math.
Chick McGee
Yeah, new, new.
Bob
Yeah, it's, it's. Everything's different.
Chick McGee
I started really losing interest in math when they started making you show your work.
Christy
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Did I get it right or not? Who cares how I did it?
Christy
I do it in my head a lot. And you. Yeah, you're right.
Chick McGee
I hate that.
Bob
Well, I think it's because with calculators as accessible as they are today.
Chick McGee
I know, and I loved it. And I couldn't just write, I used a calculator.
Christy
You just joined us. We talked about this couple being caught in what they called an unnatural act in front of a Wendy's in Clearwater, Florida.
Bob
What was that? What was unnatural about a 53 year.
Christy
Old woman allegedly bottomless on her right side with her buttocks facing her 29 year old partner. First of all, congratulations.
Chick McGee
Nicely done, man.
Christy
Nicely done is right. Who had his pants down and was in a turgid state as he repeatedly engaged with the female suspect. That is the official cop report.
Bob
So that is. That is poetic.
Christy
Yeah.
Bob
I'm very proud of the police officers for keeping it somewhat sophisticated.
Christy
Yes.
Bob
For what might be considered something of a vulgar act in front of a Wendy's.
Tom
Yeah, it's more of a White Castle thing for sure. Get it to the love castle.
Christy
I love my white Castles.
Bob
I'm trying to, I'm trying to find this story to see if they have.
Christy
A picture you don't want to see. Play.
Bob
Is it rough? Go ahead, Pat. Play the song.
Tom
Okay.
Bob
This is a tribute. Little Barry Manlow on acoustic guitar.
Christy
Oh, good.
Bob
Maybe it was man and wife banging in the bright sunlight. There's a naked ass gallant her haunches off Highway 19. His folks. His folks were eating their lunches at a Wendy's. He came and he gave her a pounding right outside a Wendy's. He was making bacon and ate her Baconator. That's a sandwich. Eating their fries at o Wendy's. Thanks, Tom, for clarifying.
Chick McGee
Very nice.
Bob
The Baconator. Oh, that's great. Baconator.
Chick McGee
You know, this will be hard for many people to believe. I've never had a Baconator. I haven't either, but I've heard rave reviews.
Christy
Really?
Chick McGee
Yes. Maybe today's the day for the Baconator.
Bob
All right, now, a corollary, if you will. I found this article. U.S. cities where people Engage in the most Public Sex.
Chick McGee
Huh? All right.
Bob
They keep stats for this? Yeah. Yeah.
Christy
Florida has to be right up.
Chick McGee
It's got to be in the top five.
Christy
Crazy. The weather's warm.
Bob
Yeah. Minnesota, you probably wouldn't.
Chick McGee
No, no, not a ton.
Bob
This is. I would never have guessed. Pat, congratulations to you. Your home. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, and Sacramento, California, the two cities where people have the most public sex. Followed by Denver, Colorado. Really? On the Liberty Bell. In the top, by the way. In the top five, Louisville, Kentucky. Way to go, Louisville.
Christy
Louisville.
Bob
Now the other end of the spectrum, the least public sex. New York, New York.
Chick McGee
That's shocking.
Christy
That's a lie.
Tom
They don't have a Wendy's there. That's what it is.
Christy
Are these people who get caught, people who get away with it?
Bob
Yeah.
Chick McGee
I think maybe it's happening so much in New York City.
Christy
Yeah.
Bob
This is based on survey answers. You know, Here we go. I'm going survey you guys here. The most common places in public where people have intimate relations.
Christy
Parks.
Chick McGee
If in your car counts, then I would say that.
Bob
Very good. Josh WINS Parked car 95%.
Christy
Oh, yeah, that would make sense, I guess.
Chick McGee
To me, that's not. I mean, I guess it is technically public, but I'm thinking outside.
Christy
I'm with you. That's not public. I'm thinking outside, too, like in front of a Wendy.
Bob
This is about to get worse. 50 in a wooded area.
Christy
Yeah.
Bob
Yeah, it works. Oh, you got to put a blanket down. This one's. This one's somewhat disturbing. 45 in a moving car. Yeah, that sounds about right. It's always Good.
Christy
Yeah.
Bob
You think so? Sure.
Christy
Tom, you've never had.
Bob
Never in a moving car. I mean, do you think if you think texting while driving is bad?
Christy
It's not.
Chick McGee
They may mean that. That, you know, two people in the back seat.
Christy
Well, no. Or there's a guy driving and a woman servicing.
Bob
Right. That seems highly dangerous. It's not that.
Chick McGee
You do tend to slow down and speed up and slow down.
Bob
Right, Right.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Bob
Then get on the median hex. That's why they invented cruise control.
Chick McGee
Right, Right. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's a must.
Christy
Yeah. Now, the cars almost drive themselves. They have that lane thing.
Bob
You know, they're. But you know, they're gonna. What is it? What's the movie with the World According to Irving.
Christy
Yeah, Irving.
Bob
Is it Conclave.
Chick McGee
They're parked in the driveway.
Bob
The John Irving Conclave.
Chick McGee
That was a shocking scene in conclave, you guys.
Bob
That would have made a much better movie. It was a great Movie. Public park.
Christy
40% public park would have been what I would have guessed.
Bob
And then they did. Oh, this is interesting. As part of the survey, they asked people what unusual places had they had intimate relations in nostril? No, they meant location. I said, thank you. That's perfectly valid. The number one answer. In Tampa, Florida, at a Taco Bell. So we have Taco Bell's second encounter today at an indoor mini golf. What's par for this hole? Thank you.
Tom
Thank you very much.
Bob
Indoor mini golf.
Christy
Maybe it's the one with the black lights where it's real dark. Yeah, that's kind of fun.
Bob
Cosmic bowling. I bet it happens all the time at cosmic bowling. Or the tunnel. You have a cosmic bowl.
Chick McGee
Go to put, putt. Put it in the butt.
Bob
But I'd like to apologize to our guest. I can't. This is.
Chick McGee
So Mark wrote that down and handed to me to say.
Tom
Just passed it right along so I don't have to take the heat from it now.
Bob
See, this one's dangerous.
Chick McGee
What is that?
Bob
San Francisco, California. Downtown, on the sidewalk. You could run into human feces every downtown San Francisco.
Christy
Every time. Bad teeth. And there's poop all over San Francisco. All I've learned.
Bob
If you're going to San Francis, wear galoshes on your feet. Here's a good one. This. This would be.
Chick McGee
This sounds like you. You would enjoy it.
Bob
Yeah. But there's a problem with this one. Oh, on a Jet Ski out in the lake?
Chick McGee
Yes.
Bob
The problem is there's twofold. For those of you familiar with Jet Skis and watercraft, it's going to be a little tricky. But also people can see you. There's no hiding anything.
Christy
She's sitting in front of you.
Chick McGee
Right. There's a way to make it look like you are just sitting there.
Bob
Yeah, that'd be rough. And then of course the sound, you know. Have you ever been as a fisherman? I'm sure you know this. You can hear people talking in a boat and they're half a mile away.
Chick McGee
Yeah, that is true. Yes.
Tom
Yeah, I don't like that. Your life is good enough on a jet ski. You know, you don't need sex if you're at Wendy's. Yeah, your life is bad. You need the sex there, but not on the jet ski.
Bob
Jets jet skis to me are the, the slinky of boating. Really? Yes. I, I love boating. I love sailing. I love motor boats. I love big boats. I love small boats. But. And a jet ski is fun for 20 minutes. You like big boats and cannot lie. Yeah, but I mean they're just. Oh no, it's fun.
Chick McGee
Yeah, I love them too.
Bob
Like a motorcycle on the sea. Yeah, then, but there's nothing to do after about 15 minutes. And then it's. Well I, I had one. I owned a Jets.
Chick McGee
I have two.
Christy
I have two.
Chick McGee
That's right.
Bob
And I, and I, I just, you know, it's Josh owns. They're amazing. Yeah, it's like a slinky moments of fun. It goes down the steps.
Chick McGee
We can tube with them and we can do a bunch of stuff with them.
Christy
Yeah, they're fun.
Bob
Go off by yourself and just. Oh yeah.
Chick McGee
Especially at like 6:30 in the morning. It's beautiful. It's incredible. It's glass.
Bob
It's glass out there. Glass. I say it's like this guy, this guy's getting ass in the glass. What guy? I don't know what you're doing now, but you're on your.
Chick McGee
I want to party with that guy.
Bob
Ass in a glass.
Christy
Oh, I heard you.
Bob
Yeah, yeah. Could be cash in the glass. Either one. Probably illegal. Public place and all. Well, you're welcome. That's unnatural acts.
Christy
Have you ever had sex in public, Dom? Oh yeah, he does. Never mind. Oh yeah, it was yeah that one.
Bob
Time a couple years ago. It's just a complete lies last week. What else have you got over there? Oh, wait a minute. Oh, I'm so sorry. I, I, we do have our guest Mark Shalafou is here with us. And Mark, I know that you're a professional comedian and do you play golf?
Tom
I do.
Bob
Oh good. Then you're Familiar with Tyler? With Tiger Woods.
Tom
Yes.
Bob
You know, Tyler Perry, Tiger Woods. Even at the height of his career, he would still have a swing coach. So. And this is not to say that your comedy isn't perfect, but it probably needs a little tweaking. And the best way to tweak is with further education.
Tom
That's right.
Bob
And that's why we bring Ace Cosby in to give you a little lesson in how to tell. Joe, just hit the button. Here he is with his joke of the day.
Chick McGee
Me too.
Bob
Yes.
Chick McGee
Ace, do you know who won the neck decorating contest?
Bob
I'm not sure what you're saying. The net decorating neck.
Chick McGee
Oh, neck.
Bob
Neck decorating contest. I don't know who won the neck decorating contest.
Chick McGee
Well, it was a tie.
Bob
Once again, our guest, Mark Shalafou, is a. He is the father of three girls. Congratulations.
Tom
Thank you.
Bob
And your wife, I bet, is very, very busy because you're out on the road a lot.
Tom
That's true.
Bob
Yes. And she's probably not listening, so I can ask you, did you get her a Valentine's Day gift yet?
Tom
I haven't yet.
Bob
You're gonna be out of town. You mentioned that. Yeah, I know you're gonna be working.
Tom
So I'll pick a day in the future to do that. And she is. Here's the thing, though, too, is like, she's somebody that's very good about relationship stuff. Like, I remember she started wearing this new perfume once. We were talking about perfumes earlier, but it was like a lavender scented perfume. And every time we would cross paths in the kitchen, like, I would take just that little whiff of lavender, and that would just snap me right back into husband mode from dad mode. Right. And it was awesome. And then it took me about two weeks to learn, though, that there was no new perfume. It was the new lavender scented trash bags we got for the kitchen. That. Yeah, getting catfished by Hefty. That was another Valentine's Day for me.
Christy
So again, they're out there. I have those.
Bob
Yeah, they're good. I'm almost not laughing because that's so funny and so true. I am. I am not joking. I went to one of the big box stores two weeks ago in search of non scented garbage bags.
Chick McGee
Oh, you like the. The non scented.
Bob
I and I, old school. I finally found them.
Chick McGee
Okay, they're out there.
Bob
How much time did it take? Oh, I was buying a bunch of stuff. I bought those sticks you put in the driveway to Mark where the.
Christy
Yeah, yeah.
Bob
The sticks trash my lawn. Yeah. But, yeah, I. I don't like scented everything. It's. There's too much of sense out there.
Tom
Yeah. You get to add your own scent. When it's unscented, you get creative with it.
Bob
Then at that point, try finding unscented soap. That's one of my pet peeves. You go to a restaurant, you come back, you've washed your hands, and you smell like a. You smell like French whorehouse.
Christy
I knew it was coming.
Bob
The old standard. Give me some nice unscented soap. Ivory. Thank you very much.
Chick McGee
And we have, some would argue ivory has a scent.
Bob
That soap scent smells like soap, but it doesn't smell hoary. Do you watch your garbage smelling like a war? It's very. A very, very important observation, and I appreciate that. Christy. We have time for one more quick story if you've got something of interest.
Christy
New research out there shows that being physically stronger may be linked to a greater number of sexual partners. Researchers analyzed data from more than 4,300 adults in the US and discovered a clear connection between upper body strength and aspects of mating success.
Chick McGee
This is a chicken and egg thing. On average, you have more sexual partners if you look like you're physically strong.
Christy
On average, men and women with higher upper body strength. Josh. Tended to have more sexual partners over their lifetime.
Chick McGee
Muscly men, women like that.
Christy
Men with stronger upper bodies were also more likely to be in committed relationship.
Bob
So this is like an evolution thing. Like thousands of years ago. The more physically fit would tend to reproduce because the woman would like to.
Christy
Exactly.
Chick McGee
This story is essentially fit. Men have more sex than fat guys.
Christy
So do women. Women who invest in maintaining a higher level of physical strength invest in not eating so much. May also lead lifestyles that promote active social and sexual behaviors too.
Chick McGee
Just a second. What happened over there?
Bob
This irritates me. I like a snack every now. And me too. Thank you. That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes. Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.
Tom
Bravo TV star Lala Kent holds nothing back.
Christy
There's been so many times where I'm like, I apologize that I said that, but I wasn't meant for you to hear.
Tom
Feel you there.
Christy
How fun would it be to bring in some Bravo liberties and make our own bracket iconic? All right, I'll take Dorinda. You take Sonia.
Tom
Sonia is who I wish I could be.
Christy
You and me both. I cannot be someone in the program. What's PTO Pay time off.
Tom
See you never had a real job.
Bob
Give them Lala.
Christy
It is nothing but honesty.
Tom
You guys know.
Bob
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Podcast Summary: B&T Extra – Comedian Mark Chalifoux
Episode Details:
The episode kicks off with a seamless transition from promotional content to the main segment. Chick McGee welcomes listeners back, introducing the day's guest, Mark Chalifoux, a comedian from Cincinnati, Ohio. Bob and Tom engage in light-hearted banter, discussing family dynamics and the challenges of balancing work with parenting three young daughters.
Notable Quote:
The conversation shifts to the topic of education, specifically the frequent changes in math curricula. Bob shares his apprehensions about the evolving nature of math education, highlighting how updates every decade create confusion for both students and parents. Tom humorously admits to relying on AI, like ChatGPT, to help his preteen daughter with her advanced math homework, emphasizing the unintended consequences of technological advancements in education.
Notable Quote:
The hosts share amusing and often outrageous stories about public sexual encounters, sourced from recent news reports and listener experiences. They discuss an incident at a Wendy's in Clearwater, Florida, where a couple engaged in intimate acts, eliciting both humor and disbelief from the hosts. The discussion expands to survey results detailing U.S. cities with the highest and lowest instances of public sexual activities, highlighting cultural and environmental factors influencing such behaviors.
Notable Quotes:
Delving deeper into the survey data, the hosts humorously analyze the most and least popular locations for public sexual activities. They joke about places like Taco Bell and indoor mini-golf as unconventional spots, while poking fun at the least likely places such as downtown San Francisco. The segment underscores the blend of comedy and social commentary that defines The BOB & TOM Show.
Notable Quotes:
Mark Chalifoux shares personal anecdotes about maintaining relationships while on the road, including humorous mishaps like mistaking scented trash bags for perfumes. The hosts and Mark discuss the dynamics of balancing family life with a career in comedy, highlighting the importance of small gestures and the humorous side of everyday challenges.
Notable Quotes:
Christy introduces a segment on recent research linking physical strength to mating success. The study analyzed data from over 4,300 U.S. adults and found correlations between upper body strength and the number of sexual partners, as well as higher likelihoods of being in committed relationships. The hosts humorously dissect the findings, debating the implications of physical fitness on social and romantic behaviors.
Notable Quotes:
As the episode wraps up, the hosts reflect on the day’s discussions with their signature humor. They touch on miscellaneous topics, including the challenges of maintaining relationships and the pervasive influence of scents in daily life. The episode concludes with playful interactions among the hosts, leaving listeners with a blend of laughter and thoughtful observations.
Notable Quote:
Conclusion:
This episode of B&T Extra successfully combines humor with insightful discussions on contemporary issues such as educational reforms, the impact of AI, and social behaviors. Comedian Mark Chalifoux adds a personal touch, sharing relatable stories that resonate with listeners. The hosts' engaging dialogue, punctuated with memorable quotes, ensures a captivating experience for both regular and new audiences.