B&T Extra: Comedian Pat McGann

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

B&T Extra: Comedian Pat McGann

Date: August 28, 2025
Host: The BOB & TOM Show
Guest: Pat McGann

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Episode Overview

This “Bob & Tom Extra” episode features a lively, comedic conversation with Chicago-based comedian Pat McGann. The group—Tom Griswold, Josh Arnold, Oscar, and others—riff on divorce, single parenting, youth sports, generational differences, nostalgic vacations, laundromat memories, and the quirks of modern dating. The show blends quick-witted banter, personal anecdotes, and plenty of playful roasting in the show’s trademark relaxed, irreverent tone.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Pat’s Tracksuit Look & Comedian Sweat Disasters

Timestamps: 04:00–05:35

• The group jokes about Pat's fashionable tracksuit/track jacket.

  • Pat: "Pat is cultivating the, my look. The tracksuit look. Yep, I, the track jacket look. I like that." (04:00)
  • Josh: "It's relaxed, but in no way sloppy." (04:08)

• Talk turns to sweating on stage, with references to comedian Tommy Jonigan’s notorious “super pitter” status.

  • Pat: "He would have pitted right through the tracksuit, actually." (04:50)

2. Divorce & Single Parenting—Modern Realities

Timestamps: 05:35–08:37

• Tom shares that he's recently divorced—done via Zoom:

  • Tom: "Can you believe that?...Like, am I divorced? I mean, I am, but it's like, can we be, like, a little bit more. Can we dress it up? Shouldn't we be on teams or something? That would feel more official." (06:03–06:17)
  • Oscar deadpans: "You're not on. You're not a team anymore." (06:17)

• Tom details his parenting schedule:

  • Tom: "It's good. I like the schedule. It's a lot easier to parent when you have time off." (06:42)

• The group jokes about how the limited time makes single parenting more tolerable (World War II analogies included!).

3. The High Price & Hassles of Youth Hockey

Timestamps: 07:00–08:15

• Tom reveals his son tried out for a fourth-grade hockey team:
  • Pat: "Fourth grade, try out to make the hockey team. He's in fourth grade." (07:15)
  • Tom (in classic dad fashion): "You know what the tryout was? Can you come up with $2,500?" (07:18)
  • "He came home. He's like, dad, I made the team. He's like, I know. Got the fraud alert from Chase. I replied, one, you're on the squad." (07:24)
• The group laments hockey's cost and the never-ending chaos of the parents’ group text threads.

4. Anecdotes from Parenting Teens

Timestamps: 08:37–09:21

• Tom runs through his kids’ ages and reminisces about his daughter's brief stint in toddler gymnastics:
  • Tom: "She couldn't even do ... why are we teaching them gymnastics when they're, you know, three, four years old? ... they can't even do a somersault." (08:59)

5. The Divorce Club & Dating Tales

Timestamps: 09:21–11:42

• Pat and Oscar trade divorce war stories.

  • Pat: "I've been divorced three times." (09:24)
  • Oscar reveals he's been divorced three times as well, and Josh jokes he's never been married:
    • Oscar: "So you're the smart one."
    • Pat: "How nice for you!"
    • Josh: "My money has been mine." (09:47)

• Tom opens up about post-divorce dating. He notes a shift in his new girlfriend's texts:

  • Tom: "Now I'm getting like, 'Hey, watch this video on how to listen. Here's a reel about emotional intelligence.' I don't know how to respond...I always just, like, heard it, like, click the heart and then, like. So true." (10:07–10:45)

6. Comedian Catch-Up: Life, Comedy, Family

Timestamps: 11:43–12:57

• Tom discusses vacationing with aging parents and reflects on how their condo is now "very hot," a sign of getting older:
  • Tom: "You know they're getting older because I go to their condo and it's very hot. That's when, you know, when it gets, like, balmy in the habitat. You're getting near the credits." (12:09–12:25)
  • Pat: "That's true. Close to the credits." (12:25)

7. Nostalgic (and Bizarre) Family Vacations

Timestamps: 13:09–14:38

• Pat shares his uniquely un-glamorous childhood "vacations:"

  • Pat: "For our vacations as a family...we would go to neighboring towns, laundromats, and do our laundry. And then we would drive back home. That is a true." (13:52–14:14)

• The group reacts with a mixture of confusion and gentle ribbing, but Pat insists he didn't mind.

8. Laundromat Life & Social Observations

Timestamps: 14:43–16:09

• Josh recounts his recent laundromat adventure and muses on class and the immigrant experience:

  • "If you worked for ICE and you needed, like, the laundromat ... man, people that just got here yesterday, and I'd been here my whole life, and we're doing laundry at the same place...I haven't succeeded." (15:13–15:26)

• Jokes about being a man folding “lady clothes” in front of watchful eyes.

9. On Generational Gaps & Lingos

Timestamps: 16:47–17:46

• The gang laughs about slang ("slap," "yeet," "six, seven") kids use today.

  • Tom: "When this generation checks out years from now, it's going to be like, 'Hey, what did he say before he passed?' Like, he didn't say anything. He texted me a meme." (16:47–17:04)

• Tom plays interpreter when his parents try to talk to his children:

  • Tom: "She tries to engage, like, 'Hey, how's summer going?' He's like, 'bro,' you know, it's like, yeah, buddy, come on..." (17:45)

10. Translation Trouble & Parental Real Talk

Timestamps: 17:59–18:14

• Josh describes asking his son about drinking; the son (18) gives a "bruh" answer:
  • Josh: "I asked my son the other day if he had ever drank alcohol. He goes, 'bruh, I'm 18. Of course I drank alcohol.' I'm like, bruh, I'm not a bra. You can't bra your dad if anything. Yeah. You don't bra your dad." (17:59–18:14)

11. Show-Closing Musical Comedy

Timestamps: 18:25–20:22

• The segment wraps with a tongue-in-cheek song about “evil women” (containing Bob & Tom’s signature silly, risqué humor).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On the Zoom Divorce:
  • Tom Griswold: "Can you believe that?...Like, am I divorced? I mean, I am, but it's like, can we be, like, a little bit more. Can we dress it up? Shouldn't we be on teams or something? That would feel more official." (06:03–06:17)
• On Youth Hockey Tryouts:
  • Tom Griswold: "You know what the tryout was? Can you come up with $2,500?" (07:18)
• On Post-Divorce Dating:
  • Tom Griswold: "Now I'm getting like, 'Hey, watch this video on how to listen. Here's a reel about emotional intelligence.' I don't know how to respond to those texts. Right. I always just, like, heard it, like, click the heart and then, like. So true." (10:07–10:45)
• On Growing Up Weird (Laundry Vacations):
  • Pat McGann: "...for our vacations as a family...we would go to neighboring towns, laundromats, and do our laundry. And then we would drive back home. That is a true." (13:52–14:14)
• On Inter-Generational Translation:
  • Tom Griswold: "She tries to engage, like, 'Hey, how's summer going?' He's like, 'bro,' you know, it's like, yeah, buddy, come on..." (17:45)
  • Josh Arnold: "I'm like, bruh, I'm not a bra. You can't bra your dad if anything. Yeah. You don't bra your dad." (18:09)

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Conclusion

This episode stands out for its warm camaraderie, punchy one-liners, and the artful weaving of relatable life woes—divorce, parenting, and aging—with irreverent comedy. Pat McGann fits right in, offering up great banter, especially about nostalgia and the challenges of modern life. If you miss the blend of real talk and comedic riffing, this “Extra” episode serves up both, with plenty of laughs and groan-worthy relatability.

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Transcript

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[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

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[Musical Performer]

Well, I'm bad right too I'll be 17 in a month or so I live fast just like a rocket New driver's permit in my back pocket Rev my engine at the light Smoke and squeal as my tires ignite and the whole world knows exactly what that says about me I don't buy my own tires, no, no, no, no Now I don't buy my own tires.

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[Musical Performer]

Walls rolling I'm a grocery getter I did not buy them on my own credit no Michelin man ever saw a dollar of my cash money where the road meets a rubber I've been riding in the G ride Hoopty Jack Never mind the baby seat in the back I'm a rebel on the run I'm a man with a mission I can stare past 11 if I get permission Slide the stop sign and ride your tail Pass on the shoulder throwing gravel like hell the base is pumping and the whole world knows all about me I don't pay for insurance either no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I don't buy my own Michelin, Dunlop Funeral and Hoosier Continental, Sears, Arizona, Cooper, Good, Rich, Goodyear, Bridgestone, Pirelli, Yokohama General, Firestone, O Kelly I don't buy them I don't buy my own.

[Josh Arnold]

I.

[Musical Performer]

Don'T buy my own Buy my own tire.

[Josh Arnold]

The Bob and Tom show is still.

[Tom Griswold]

Trying to wake up. In the meantime, more Bob and Tom extra.

[Pat McGann]

We are joined by comedian Pat McGann.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, good morning. How are you?

[Pat McGann]

Good morning. How are you? I'm doing well.

[Tom Griswold]

Good to be here. Great to see you, Pat. Yeah, good to see you guys.

[Pat McGann]

Pat is cultivating the, my look. The tracksuit look. Yep, I, the track jacket look. I like that.

[Josh Arnold]

I, I, It's a good look.

[Pat McGann]

It, it's stripes on my sleeves.

[Josh Arnold]

It's relaxed, but in no way sloppy.

[Pat McGann]

Yes. It's not sloppy. It does. We do look more or less put together.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I guess.

[Pat McGann]

I think Al Jackson started this. I don't know.

[Oscar]

Not like me with my hoodie.

[Tom Griswold]

It protects the pitting out too, doesn't it?

[Pat McGann]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's one of the reasons I had to layer up.

[Josh Arnold]

Lot of you're a pitter.

[Pat McGann]

Lot of oh, you over you. Well, tell. Let's tell our story about the super pitter.

[Oscar]

Super pitter.

[Pat McGann]

Who is Tommy Jonigan?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Pat McGann]

He sweats a lot on stage.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Pat McGann]

I don't know how much stage he's on anymore, but yeah, he had to wear. Didn't he have to wear feminine hygiene pads under his.

[Josh Arnold]

I think he did try that.

[Pat McGann]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was something else. It was something else, Pat. I don't. He would have pitted right through the tracksuit, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Pat McGann]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So, Jeff, you're a sweater. Oh, I'm horrible. Are you a sweat towel comedian? Do you bring one of those? You bring you what you do? Yeah, me and Cedric the Entertainer bring a big bath towel on stage.

[Pat McGann]

That's nice. That's really nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you reference it when you use it? Yeah, I mean, I try to make some stupid, like, silly reference to it, but whatever. The current president, you know, like, I'm sweating up here worse than Biden trying to give a speech. You know, some stupid. No matter who the current president, whoever it is, yes. That's. That's who I throw under the bus.

[Pat McGann]

Pat, are you. What about your personal life? You married otherwise? You got kids?

[Tom Griswold]

Divorced.

[Pat McGann]

Divorced, yes. Did we.

[Tom Griswold]

Did we know that from last reborn?

[Josh Arnold]

Was it kind of the last time we saw you? Maybe it was.

[Pat McGann]

You were going through.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Maybe I was telling you in between.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. During commercials.

[Pat McGann]

Yeah. It might not have been.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's public.

[Pat McGann]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it is.

[Pat McGann]

So you are divorced, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

I am. And via Zoom.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat McGann]

You got divorced on Zoom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Can you believe that?

[Pat McGann]

I can't.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, am I divorced? I mean, I am, but it's like, can we be, like, a little bit more. Can we dress it up? Shouldn't we be on teams or something? That would feel more official.

[Oscar]

You're not on. You're not a team anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

That is.

[Oscar]

You can't be on teams.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a real thing. The Zoom divorce. And it is, like, energy because I got in there early, and there's, you know, chatter in the squares. One guy was, like, throwing a party, like, just, you know, screaming, like, I'm getting divorced today. His lawyer's like, mute yourself, Alejandro. Mute yourself.

[Pat McGann]

Are you one of those single dads on the weekend with the kids or.

[Tom Griswold]

It's even split. So I have them. You know, my days are Mondays, Tuesdays, and then every other weekend. Okay. So it's. It's good. I like the schedule. It's a lot easier to parent when you have time off.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat McGann]

When you know, there's. There's an end, you're not there for the duration.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat McGann]

Like World War II. They were there until it was over, you know? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is like stepping out. But I get a lot of time with my kids because, you know, they're busy. I get, you know, playing sports. I got one in hockey, fourth grade, had a tryout. Can you believe that? Hit a tryout.

[Pat McGann]

Fourth grade, try out to make the hockey team. He's in fourth grade.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what the tryout was? Can you come up with $2,500?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a tryout. He came home. He's like, dad, I made the team. He's like, I know. Got the fraud alert from Chase. I replied, one, you're on the squad.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that travel hockey?

[Tom Griswold]

It is light travel.

[Pat McGann]

So, like, I've heard that hockey is the most expensive youth.

[Josh Arnold]

Hockey is crazy.

[Pat McGann]

Your children can get.

[Josh Arnold]

It's kind of unfortunately expensive.

[Pat McGann]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's kind of ridiculous.

[Pat McGann]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's like, you know, now as a parent, you're on the team too. You gotta like dive all. You gotta manage the schedule. You join a group text. Every team comes with a group text.

[Oscar]

Yeah, that's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

This thing is blowing up more than my family group text.

[Pat McGann]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Like fourth of July. It was lighting up like, hey, who's that? Grandma and grandpa? Like, no, it's the hockey team. Yeah, just thinking about you guys too.

[Pat McGann]

We're thankful we're on the team.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's always someone in there over sharing. Like, Brooks can't make practice tonight. My mother in law had a stroke. We're gonna be in ICU till we see things through. Go Knights. Yeah. So it's all takes over your life. But it's good. I'm happy and I think the kids are doing well.

[Pat McGann]

So. Can I ask how old you are?

[Tom Griswold]

I am. I will be. I just turned 49 in May. Okay, so knocking on the door.

[Pat McGann]

And how old are the kids?

[Tom Griswold]

My daughter just turned 13. Thirteen. My son just turned 12. And then I got a guy who will be 11 in September.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That was. Was it your daughter that was doing gymnastics? Was it.

[Tom Griswold]

She was like way back.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Which was like ridiculous, you know, she couldn't even do. I don't know. It's like, why are we teaching them gymnastics when they're, you know, three, four years old? Like they don't even know how to, you know, tie their shoes. Like you can't do a somersault.

[Pat McGann]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I used to have a bit about the gymnastics thing, but it was a long time ago before the divorce and now I can't remember.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry about that.

[Tom Griswold]

You're like, I'm doing gymnastics right now.

[Pat McGann]

You know, I've been divorced my sweating. I've been divorced three times.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you really?

[Pat McGann]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Pat McGann]

Christie's been divorced three.

[Oscar]

Three times.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's Oscar.

[Pat McGann]

You've been divorced once?

[Josh Arnold]

Twice.

[Pat McGann]

Twice. I didn't know you were twice two, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I've never been married, so.

[Pat McGann]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Oscar]

So you're the smart one.

[Pat McGann]

Hang on, I'll take this, everybody. How nice for you.

[Josh Arnold]

It has been pretty nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

My money has been mine.

[Oscar]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You should be running the support group then, for all of us here.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they don't like to hear any love anything really.

[Pat McGann]

I love everything about my. Shut up. A good friend will tell you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes.

[Oscar]

Where do you live, Pat?

[Tom Griswold]

Chicago.

[Oscar]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Oscar]

There's a big pool there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I mean, I love it. I mean, you know, and people. Are you dating trash about. I am. Yes. I am dating someone and I Think it's serious all of a sudden? Because, like, the texts have changed. Oh, you know, like, I used to get, like, selfies or, like, a link, like, hey, we should go here. Now I'm getting like, hey, watch this video on how to listen. Here's a reel about emotional intelligence. I don't know how to respond to those texts. Right. I always just, like, heard it, like, click the heart and then, like. So true.

[Pat McGann]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. If you start texting back. I know, right? A lot.

[Pat McGann]

Okie doke.

[Tom Griswold]

The exclamation point's great, too. Like, oh, yeah, I'm with you.

[Pat McGann]

You've said that.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you date? Kind of play the field, if you will, before you got this. This new relationship?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, a little bit. You know, that was just kind of. And then I met.

[Pat McGann]

Were you dating while you were married? Is that why you had to divorce? Is that what happened?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's how it all.

[Pat McGann]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was. You know, when you're kind of getting out of it, you're not really thinking, like, I'm a. I want to be with someone exclusively right away.

[Pat McGann]

You know?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I used to do a bit about that, you know, because when I was married, it was like, hey, you wish you were. You think you're gonna marry. You know, make. Meet someone just like me is like. You know, it's like, yeah, that's what I want. When I get divorced, I just wanna. Same storyline, different cast.

[Josh Arnold]

A reboot.

[Pat McGann]

This is where you yell at me for no reason. Okay, so what have you been doing? You've been on the road, You've been out there, You've been. You're dating, you've got kids everywhere. You're playing hockey, playing hockey, traveling.

[Tom Griswold]

I just got back from. I did take a week off. Went to.

[Pat McGann]

So comedians who are on tour do take vacations, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Oscar]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. A little getaway. Yeah. Well, my. My parents actually rented a place in Michigan, like a lake house.

[Pat McGann]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

So I went up there, which is great, because my parents are getting older, though, which is kind of tough to see, you know? And I know they're getting older because I go to their condo and it's very hot. That's when, you know, when it gets, like, balmy in the habitat. You're getting near the credits.

[Pat McGann]

That's true. Close to the credits.

[Tom Griswold]

And I give him crap about it, too. Like, what is going on? Like, are you typing your age into the thermostat? You have a wrestling match this weekend. You trying to sweat it out? You got to make weight that's all about. Yeah, they just get a little.

[Pat McGann]

Yeah, I know. I. I'm colder.

[Oscar]

Are you that.

[Pat McGann]

Yeah, I think so.

[Oscar]

Warmer.

[Pat McGann]

71 or 69.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Oscar]

Okay.

[Pat McGann]

What do you. What's your thermostat set at?

[Oscar]

70.

[Pat McGann]

70.

[Oscar]

Yeah.

[Pat McGann]

See, I don't like even numbers. That's my problem.

[Oscar]

I don't like odd numbers. That's so. There you go.

[Pat McGann]

There you go. That explains a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

What about the temperature?

[Pat McGann]

Okay, so did you do anything with your parents, like a picnic or went out to the Michigan nightlife or. I'm so sick of Michigan I could spit.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we just hung out, you know, which is nice because usually, like, historically, my parents took us on vacations. We were here, like, learn things. That's what our summer, you know, we would go, like, Williamsburg, Virginia, you know, that would be like our spring break, Colonial America. And then you go back to school, try and compete with other kids, come back from, like, Disneyland, you know, trying to tell you a story about Space Mountain. Like, hey, can I show you guys how to churn butter in some yarn?

[Pat McGann]

Well, a lot of people have given me grief for this in my childhood vacations, but I didn't think it was weird when we were doing it. And I still don't think it's weird. Maybe because I lived it. But for our vacations as a family, there were only the three of us, my mom and dad and me. We would go to neighboring towns, laundromats, and do our laundry. And then we would drive. We would drive back home. That is a true.

[Oscar]

So you only did a date?

[Pat McGann]

A day trip. A day trip, if you will, like.

[Oscar]

On a tank of gas, like one.

[Pat McGann]

At the beginning of the week, one at the end of the week, and nothing showy.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you have lunch at a town restaurant?

[Tom Griswold]

Yep, we do that in between cycles or.

[Pat McGann]

I don't know why people continue to make fun, fun of me because of this.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it was just asking.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you brought it up for that.

[Pat McGann]

No, no, you're right. And, yeah, I would play in the laundry baskets.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I had to spend some time at the laundry mat this weekend.

[Pat McGann]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

And, man, there's nothing that makes you feel like you haven't accomplished what you're supposed to. Then being at the laundromat and being probably the only English speaker, actually. Let's just say if you worked for ICE and you needed, like, the laundromat.

[Pat McGann]

Some sort of quota.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I mean, man, people that just got here yesterday, and I'd been here my whole life, and we're doing laundry at the same place right next to each other. Like, I haven't succeeded.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm surprised it didn't feel like vacation.

[Pat McGann]

That's what I feel like.

[Josh Arnold]

I should have brought the kids.

[Pat McGann]

I didn't even think if you'd taken me, it would feel like vacation to me.

[Josh Arnold]

I never minded the laundromat when I had to do it. I never minded it. I. You got all. You got four loads done in one hour?

[Oscar]

Pretty much.

[Josh Arnold]

Or two hours.

[Oscar]

Yes. Just sit there and read a book while you're.

[Josh Arnold]

It wasn't terrible. Well, I was doing the whole family's laundry and most of it was lady clothes. Okay. And a couple of the gentlemen watching fold clothes, I think thought that I. That's how I roll. Like, I am a cross dresser who was just doing my laundry on the weekend instead of just, oh, that man has a wife and a family. They went cross dress.

[Tom Griswold]

When you wash your wife's clothes, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. 7:00 on a Saturday morning was all men. Yeah. Okay. At the laundry, no women. Which was awesome. And no offense, Chris, and. But yeah, it was all single men and me.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh. So does it change, like, when you're making out with your wife? It's like, hey, I'm not gonna rip this shirt off. I'm gonna lay this out. You probably wear this.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You. You have. You. You're invested in it. Yeah. Fold that property. I said the word slap. Yeah. Which is very young. You must have gotten that from your kids. That's a very young term.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's how they talk now. They come up with good ones. I will give them that. You know, but it's. They have a different language and they're not going to have like a final deathbed saying. I've been talking about, like, this generation, when they check out years from now, it's going to be like, hey, what did he say before he passed? Like, he didn't say anything. He texted me a meme.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then he was struggling to open his eyes. Was just like, yeet, six, seven.

[Josh Arnold]

What's six, seven mean?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. That's another thing that I'm hearing from my kids. They say six, seven all the time. I think it's from a song, but I don't know what it means.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. I haven't heard that one yet.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why it's fun watching them try and talk with, like, with my parents, when my parents come over. Like, I don't know if you ever get stuck between those generations, you're really trying to keep all of them off their screens. Like, hey, mom, you want to stop coloring on that for a minute? But when my mom is trying to talk to my grandson or her grandson, my son, it's like she needs a glossary, you know?

[Josh Arnold]

Are you the translator?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Try to. She tries to engage, like, hey, how's summer going? He's like, bro, you know, it's like, yeah, buddy, come on, we gotta.

[Pat McGann]

Like, it's your grandmother.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I asked my son the other day if he had ever drank alcohol. He goes, bruh, I'm 18. Of course I drank alcohol. I'm like, bruh, I'm not a bra. You can't bra your dad if anything. Yeah. You don't bra your dad.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I'm literally not your brother.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

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Yeah.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes. Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

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[Josh Arnold]

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