B&T Extra: Comedian Sam Miller

Summary

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Episode: B&T Extra: Comedian Sam Miller
Release Date: January 16, 2025

Introduction

In this engaging episode of B&T Extra, hosts Bob and Tom welcome comedian Sam Miller to share his inspiring journey from homelessness and addiction to a life of sobriety, family, and stand-up comedy. The conversation is filled with heartfelt stories, humor, and insightful reflections, making it a compelling listen for anyone interested in personal transformation and resilience.

Personal Background

Sam Miller opens up about his life, revealing that he turned 40 in December 2024 and is celebrating nearly 15 years of sobriety as of June 10th, 2025 ([05:07] Sam Miller). Standing at 6 feet tall and weighing around 360 pounds, Sam shares a glimpse into his physical presence and the challenges he has overcome. He humorously acknowledges his size, comparing himself to a defensive end at Alabama ([02:45] Tom).

Journey to Sobriety

Sam details his struggle with addiction, highlighting his use of methamphetamine and other substances as a means to escape the pain following his father's death when he was 12 ([14:07] Sam Miller). He candidly discusses the moment that led to his decision to get sober—a fall from a tree during a drunken incident that landed him in the hospital ([12:03] Sam Miller). This pivotal event, coupled with encouragement from a doctor, steered him towards recovery ([12:35] Sam Miller).

Family and Marriage

A significant portion of the conversation centers on Sam's personal life. He shares the poignant story of meeting his wife while he was still homeless and four months sober ([03:19] Sam Miller). Despite the instability of his living situation, their relationship blossomed, leading to marriage and the establishment of a stable home ([05:39] Sam Miller). Sam is a proud father of two children, Buddy and Oliver, aged 12 and 10, respectively ([08:15] Sam Miller).

Life After Recovery

Today, Sam is a homeowner and actively involved in his community, even serving as the president of his Homeowners Association (HOA), although he found the role challenging and somewhat absurd ([05:43] Sam Miller). He balances his life as a husband, father, and full-time stand-up comedian, proudly expressing gratitude for his supportive family and community ([07:42] Sam Miller).

Comedy Career and Interactions

Sam's foray into stand-up comedy has been a therapeutic and fulfilling outlet for him. He enjoys connecting with sober audiences and sharing his experiences through humor. The hosts commend his achievements and the positive impact he has on his fans ([05:34] Tom; [07:58] Sam Miller). Sam also discusses his interactions with fans, often debunking rumors and sharing lighthearted anecdotes about his past ([11:03] Sam Miller).

Tattoos and Stories

A significant and humorous part of the conversation revolves around Sam's tattoos. Notably, he sports a belly tattoo with the phrase "Let's Dance," which he explains was inspired by his tough persona before sobriety ([10:08] Bob; [10:39] Sam Miller). Another tattoo on his arm features a burbot fish and a flower, each holding personal significance ([13:01] Sam Miller). These tattoos serve as symbols of his past struggles and his journey towards a better life.

Anecdotes and Humor

Throughout the episode, Sam shares various stories from his past, including his experiences with couch surfing, living in tents, and even a memorable tree-climbing incident that led to his hospital stay ([12:25] Sam Miller). These anecdotes are peppered with humor, showcasing Sam's ability to find levity in difficult times. The hosts also engage in playful banter about dog treats and humorous takes on Sam's past, adding to the lively atmosphere of the conversation ([18:04]–[20:05]).

Closing Remarks

The episode concludes with light-hearted discussions and a brief news segment about a trademark dispute involving Jack Daniels and a dog toy company. The hosts and Sam wrap up the conversation with jokes and final thoughts, leaving listeners with a sense of camaraderie and appreciation for Sam's candid storytelling ([15:55]–[20:58]).

Notable Quotes

• Sam Miller ([03:21]): “I’m 40, and these years have really, like, come at me fast.”
• Sam Miller ([05:09]): “Next? Actually, in five days, I’ll have 15 years sober. Wait, June 10th. What day is it?”
• Sam Miller ([07:05]): “Do you mind if I ask what your drink of choice was back in the day? Meth.”
• Sam Miller ([14:06]): “I made really bad choices. But some of that stuff too. Like I think about it, my dad died when I was 12. Things went really sideways for a really long time.”
• Sam Miller ([12:35]): “I woke up in the hospital... I got to stop climbing trees.”

Conclusion

Sam Miller's appearance on B&T Extra offers a heartfelt and humorous look into his transformation from a struggling, homeless individual battling addiction to a proud family man and successful comedian. His stories are a testament to resilience and the power of comedy as a healing tool. Listeners are left inspired by Sam's honesty and uplifted by his joyful outlook on life.

Transcript

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[Bob]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on today's big show, comedian Sam Miller. It's coming up in just a minute.

[Tom]

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[Sam Miller]

Miss something? Here you go. We'll try to catch you up. This is Bob and Tom Extra.

[Tom]

Tom, we have a very special guest in the house.

[Bob]

We do. And he's going to be lucky to be getting some delicious burgers or steaks this morning. He is Sam Miller.

[Sam Miller]

Hello.

[Bob]

Look, a guy with a hearty appetite. I'm guessing hello.

[Sam Miller]

I eat a lot of food.

[Tom]

Hi, Sam.

[Christy Lee]

Already?

[Tom]

He's got a football build, right?

[Sam Miller]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Bob]

I'm not trying to say anything disparaging. I mean, it looks like I'm huge.

[Tom]

How tall are you saying I'm 6.

[Sam Miller]

Foot 6, 360 pounds.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Big dude.

[Sam Miller]

Big dude.

[Tom]

That's like a defensive end at Alabama.

[Sam Miller]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's like three of me in the.

[Sam Miller]

College, but.

[Bob]

I'D go, sure. What's. Good seeing you, Sam.

[Tom]

How old are you?

[Sam Miller]

I am 40.

[Tom]

40, okay. Yeah, that. Did you just recently turn 40 or. Cause it took.

[Sam Miller]

No, I turned 40 in December. They just kind of. These years have really, like, come at me fast.

[Bob]

I don't know anything about you. I've talked to you for, like, 30 seconds. Married? Single.

[Sam Miller]

I'm totally married.

[Bob]

Oh, really?

[Sam Miller]

Yeah. It's intense. Is it? Yeah. Yeah. I met my wife. It's funny, I actually met my wife when I was homeless. I was four months sober and still homeless when I met her, but I didn't tell her that.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Sam Miller]

Yeah. Because that's a deal break.

[Bob]

So obviously your place or mine didn't come up.

[Sam Miller]

You know, she asked.

[Tom]

She was like.

[Sam Miller]

She was like, can we go back to your place? And I was like, me and my roommates, we're not getting along right now. My roommates were seagulls.

[Tom]

They are hard to get along. Talking, taking my food.

[Bob]

I mean, technically, if you were, like, in a car and she said, can we go back to your place? You shouldn't stop the car. We're here. It's pretty much anywhere. You.

[Tom]

Where were you living, like, on. Where you live?

[Sam Miller]

I lived in a lot of places. I lived in abandoned houses. I lived on a porch couch for a long time.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Sam Miller]

I've lived in tents.

[Bob]

Did the people know that you were on their porch couch?

[Sam Miller]

Yeah. Yeah. My friend Mark. Yeah. He's a good guy.

[Bob]

He didn't invite you inside?

[Sam Miller]

You didn't want me inside? I wasn't really an inside kind of guy. Not at night.

[Tom]

Like, people have outdoor cats and indoor.

[Sam Miller]

Cats and outdoor roommates.

[Tom]

He's an outdoor Sam.

[Bob]

Was this in a. Was this in a temperate climate? Climate? Where were you?

[Sam Miller]

No, I was in Washington State in the summer. It's nice, though. Sure.

[Bob]

But I mean, in the winter.

[Sam Miller]

In the winter, it got kind of hairy. But I would hide at my mom's house. My mom said I could stay at her house if I was sober.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Sam Miller]

She had good boundaries. But I wasn't gonna be sober.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Sam Miller]

So I was like, I'd rather be chilly than sober.

[Tom]

But you're sober now.

[Sam Miller]

Yeah. You know what? Next? Actually, in five days, I'll have 15 years sober. Wait, June 10th. What day is it?

[Christy Lee]

June 9th.

[Sam Miller]

Oh, it's tomorrow.

[Tom]

All right.

[Bob]

I like a guy that doesn't know how old he is and doesn't know what day is.

[Tom]

Well, he's out of brain cells, so.

[Bob]

Right. It doesn't bring back the ones that you Lost. Well, congratulations, man.

[Sam Miller]

I take recovery really seriously, and I'm grateful. A lot of my fans that I've met are sober people. The best messages I get are other people that are like, hey, I quit doing meth, and I really like your jokes, and I love that. That's cool.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Bob]

So you're married now and housed, I assume.

[Sam Miller]

Yeah, yeah, we bought. I'm a homeowner.

[Bob]

So your wife works.

[Sam Miller]

Yeah. Yeah. That's keeping the dream alive.

[Tom]

Your home full?

[Sam Miller]

Yeah. Yeah. I was actually president of my hoa.

[Tom]

No way.

[Sam Miller]

I didn't like it. I thought it'd be fun, funny, because I could, like, write jokes about it, but it was. It was just really dumb.

[Tom]

Tom loves HOAs.

[Bob]

You know, usually it's some retired guy that had a crappy job that never got to boss anybody around, and now he can come over and tell people who work hard and have a lot more money than he does what to do with the front lawn.

[Sam Miller]

Yeah, it is.

[Tom]

He's dead on. Did you handle money, or were you also the treasurer of the.

[Sam Miller]

No, no, I think it was mostly a ceremonial position.

[Tom]

You're a figurehead.

[Sam Miller]

Well, it was weird because they'd be like, oh, so their grass is too long? And I'm like. It was like, I just want to have, like, cars in my yard. Like, I grew up in Spanaway, Washington, and, like, you know, yard, couches, tarps. But we. They were like, oh, his. His lawn. I'm like, it's fine.

[Tom]

He's only got two washers out there.

[Bob]

It's no big deal. We're speaking with comedian Sam Miller. Sam Miller is out there on the road, and you can find him@sammiller comedy.com. some great clips of you online, some really funny stuff, but you are a very big gu.

[Sam Miller]

Would you say 6, 6, 6, 6 3? 60? Yeah.

[Bob]

Wow. And sober for 15 years.

[Sam Miller]

15 years.

[Bob]

Do you mind if I ask what your drink of choice was back in the day?

[Sam Miller]

Meth.

[Tom]

That's a pretty good drink.

[Bob]

I. I didn't know that it was now available as a liquid.

[Tom]

You can put it in anything.

[Sam Miller]

I started. I started with weed because I heard it was a gateway drug.

[Tom]

You wanted to work your way up.

[Sam Miller]

Yeah. And it was like, you know, weed, psychedelics, alcohol, cocaine, methamphetamine. And then. Yeah, and it got really bad, but also it was really awesome sometimes. I don't know, like, but you got.

[Bob]

You got your head clear, and you're.

[Sam Miller]

Okay now for the most part. I mean, being a human being is, like, hard. Like. And I Take recovery really seriously. And I'm lucky. I have a wonderful family, a wonderful community, and. And I get to do stand up comedy for a living now. And that's.

[Tom]

That's great. So you should be proud of yourself. We're proud of you, man.

[Sam Miller]

Yeah, I'm pretty proud of myself most of the time.

[Bob]

Well, you picked the right day to come because we're gonna have some snacks, if you will. We got some burgers. We got some pork chops going. We're doing a special tribute today to Omaha Steaks. We'll get to that.

[Christy Lee]

But before we do that, are you a father? I'm sorry?

[Sam Miller]

Yeah, I got two kids, man.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, see? Happy Father's Day.

[Sam Miller]

Yeah. Buddy and Oliver, they're 12 and 10. They got big heads. It's awesome.

[Bob]

Do you mean that they physically have big heads?

[Sam Miller]

Yeah, big head.

[Bob]

Sam is a very big guy. Looks like he could be a lineman in the NFL.

[Sam Miller]

I'm huge.

[Bob]

Yeah, you're a big fella. Six. Six. Would you say 340?

[Sam Miller]

No, 360. It's actually 370, but I say 360. The treadmill. I've been doing cardio because I found out I have high cholesterol, and the treadmill, it's like, how much do you weigh before I start running? And I have to lie and say 350, because that's the max weight.

[Tom]

Oh, yeah.

[Sam Miller]

Otherwise it won't start.

[Bob]

And we've learned a little bit about you. You have a couple of sons, I think you said they were 10 and 12. You are married. You are 15 years sober tomorrow, right?

[Sam Miller]

Yeah.

[Bob]

And there was. Did you get sober before you went to jail?

[Sam Miller]

No.

[Bob]

Okay.

[Sam Miller]

No. It's usually the other way around.

[Bob]

I'm just asking.

[Sam Miller]

Yeah. No, I went to jail, and then I got sober, and actually, the last couple years, I didn't go to jail at all. Yeah, it was. It was. It was a wild scene. Jail sucks. Really? Yeah. They won't even let you leave.

[Tom]

Not even, like, on a long weekend.

[Bob]

You can have a fun Labor Day.

[Sam Miller]

Yeah, it was. It was bad.

[Bob]

Did you have the tattoos before you went?

[Sam Miller]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. People asked me this. Yeah, I've been. People ask me a lot of times, like, what it was like being what it was like with the meth. And I always show people. Can I show you my tattoo?

[Tom]

Yes, please. Yeah.

[Bob]

Because I see him on your arms. He's picking up your belly.

[Tom]

Whoa. Oh, okay. And it's a.

[Bob]

Let's dance.

[Tom]

Let's dance on your belly. Are you a Bowie fan? No, no. A meth fan. That's the tattoo you get.

[Bob]

Did you get. Did you get that. Did you get that in prison or pre.

[Sam Miller]

No, no, I got this from a guy in OMAC for a bag of dope.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Sam Miller]

Yeah.

[Bob]

I'm confused.

[Sam Miller]

Yeah, I. I always tell folks, like, if you want to know if you have a problem with drugs or alcohol, just read your belly tattoo.

[Tom]

That should let you know.

[Sam Miller]

Yeah. And I don't even like to dance. I was on one.

[Bob]

Was that your idea to put it there?

[Sam Miller]

Yeah.

[Bob]

And did you write the words let's dance?

[Sam Miller]

There's just. No, he wrote him, the tattoo guy.

[Bob]

But, I mean, he. Did he suggest that you get a let's dance tattoo?

[Sam Miller]

No.

[Bob]

It was your idea.

[Sam Miller]

Okay. Yeah, I had a. You know, you get inspired.

[Tom]

Sure. And by the way, I did just.

[Sam Miller]

Buy the official Sam Miller T shirt.

[Tom]

And it says less dance right on the belly there.

[Sam Miller]

It's the coolest, most unique merch I've.

[Bob]

Seen from a comic in years.

[Sam Miller]

I try to get my shirts. I also have these ones that say Sam Miller seagull eggs on it. Because there was this. There's this thing that happened when I got sober. People would come up to me and be like, hey, I'm scared to ask you this, but is it true? Like, somebody told me that you were eating seagull eggs, and I had to tell people, no, that's a rumor. I was never eating seagull eggs. And if you want to. That's what it's like when you get sober after being really high for a very long time, is that there was a rumor going around that I was eating seagull eggs, which really.

[Christy Lee]

You had no way to fry them up anyway.

[Tom]

Yeah. You would have to rock out.

[Bob]

And we've established the fact that you were couch surfing for a while.

[Sam Miller]

Yeah.

[Bob]

One of the couches outdoors on a porch.

[Sam Miller]

Yeah. People would ask me if I had a house yet, and I'd go, almost 20ft.

[Tom]

You're one of those outdoor friends that we've all had.

[Sam Miller]

Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah, it was bad. I. I mean, I fell out of a tree one time.

[Tom]

How'd that happen?

[Bob]

Sam?

[Sam Miller]

I owed this. I was at this house party, and I was drunk, and this girl showed up, and I owed her money.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Sam Miller]

And I knew she couldn't get up this tree, so I climbed up. I brought some beer up the tree.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Sam Miller]

And it's weird. I like this story because I woke up in the hospital because I think there's a good story about addiction and alcoholism and that those who suffer from it. Is it. I woke up in the hospital. I don't remember what happened.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Sam Miller]

And the doctor was like, sam, I think we got to talk about this. I think it's time to make a change. And I was like, you're right. I was like, I got to stop climbing trees.

[Bob]

That's the first of 12 steps.

[Sam Miller]

Yeah. Yeah. I had a tree problem.

[Bob]

I'm guessing the problem was gravity.

[Sam Miller]

Yeah, yeah, it was bad.

[Tom]

Tom, if you see one of his arm tattoos, is a fish. What kind of fish is that?

[Sam Miller]

It's a burbot.

[Tom]

Oh, a burbot.

[Sam Miller]

Yeah. And then I got a flower. Wait a minute.

[Bob]

Hang on.

[Christy Lee]

Slow down.

[Bob]

What's a burbit?

[Sam Miller]

Like a freshwater ling? Cod.

[Tom]

Now, I had heard that you were eating bourbon eggs.

[Bob]

Is that true?

[Sam Miller]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

That's caviar in his world.

[Sam Miller]

I don't live in a world of absolutes.

[Bob]

Sam Miller is our guest.

[Sam Miller]

Sam, things happen.

[Bob]

Can I see your right arm? Can you hold it? It's. That would be machine gun or something.

[Sam Miller]

Yeah, that would be an AK47. Cuz I wanted to be a tough guy. And then. And then when I got sober, one of the jobs. So I had all these different jobs after I got sober in 2008. And one of them is I was an assistant. I worked at a preschool. I was like a preschool teacher.

[Bob]

Really?

[Sam Miller]

And. Yeah, an assistant preschool teacher. And I had to wear a sock on my arm to cover up the gun tattoo because it would make parents uncomfortable and children curious. Yeah. And it's the thing, like, I love my life today. I'm a really good person. And even back then when I was getting high, I was still a good person. I just didn't. I was really sick, you know.

[Christy Lee]

You made bad choices.

[Sam Miller]

I made really bad choices. But some of that stuff too. Like I think about it, my dad died when I was 12. Like things went really sideways for a really long time. And that's the thing is like I always say I was. I'm glad that I could put this out there is it. I didn't get high because I like being high. I got high more because I hate the way I feel when I'm sober. I wasn't running towards something. I was running away from that feeling, you know? Now you're feeling good sometimes. Yeah, yeah. I'm 51% good. Like I, you know, being a full time stand up comedian and a full time dad and a full time husband is a hard way to make a go of it in life. But things are looking up now. Look at me now. I'm on the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob]

So you talked about meeting your wife. Kind of. So you, you. You're on your first date.

[Sam Miller]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Such as it is. And you couldn't do your place or mine because your place was the street. How did you actually physically encounter her for the first time?

[Sam Miller]

She let me come over, which was.

[Bob]

Cool, but I mean, did you just meet her on the street?

[Sam Miller]

No, I was bouncing at a bar and she came in and she was big and she had tattoos and that's what I'm into. I like big women and I like big women with tattoos.

[Tom]

Sure.

[Sam Miller]

Yeah. And that makes sense because big women have more room for tattoos.

[Tom]

The wider canvas, it's just more canvas is all that is.

[Sam Miller]

That's what I'm talking about.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have a favorite one of hers?

[Sam Miller]

She has a. She has a tattoo of her breastfeeding when she got it after her son was born on her arm.

[Tom]

Is it on her arm? Okay.

[Sam Miller]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom]

So it's not like a baby on her boob.

[Bob]

That'd be really hot right now. I thought we would let Sam enjoy a little bit of news with us and perhaps comment. What have you got, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

The Supreme Court has sided with Jack Daniels in its trademark dispute with the makers of the Bad Spaniels dog toy. They have a squeaky toy which is shaped like a Jack Daniels bott as part of the VIP product Silly Squeakers line of chew toys. Lawyers for Jack Daniels argue the toy misleads customers profits from Jack Daniels hard earned goodwill and associates associates rather its whiskey with excrement.

[Bob]

I don't get that jump, but it's because of the. Have you seen the toy? It says Jack Daniel says old number seven. The toy says old number two. I mean, it's so silly.

[Christy Lee]

The court did not decide whether the toy makers have violated trademark laws, but instead sent the case back for further review.

[Bob]

While Jackson, this is on some technicality. So it was a unanimous decision.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it says the. Oh, it was.

[Bob]

Yeah. That's rare.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, says the old number two on your Tennessee carpet. That's where it comes in.

[Bob]

I should have said joke, for God's sake.

[Tom]

Now, unless Jack Daniels, I'm assuming, doesn't have their own chew toys for dogs. If they did, there might be an issue, but otherwise they should have embraced this.

[Bob]

Yeah, they could have some fun.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The original bottle notes it's 40% alcohol by volume. The par features a dog's face and says it's 43% poo by volume and 100% smelly. The packaging of the toy notes in small font. This product is not affiliated with Jack Daniel's distillery. The Silly Squeakers line includes Mountain Drool, which parodies Mountain Dew, and Hein Sniffin, which parodies Heineken Beer.

[Tom]

Yeah. At least they aren't tying up the courts with frivolous stuff. Doing the important matters at this.

[Bob]

What they should do, they should go with another. Find a bourbon company that has a sense of humor or a whiskey company like do makers bark something good, you know, finds. I would think this would be helpful to them. They should, like you say, embrace this. Yeah.

[Sam Miller]

Fun wild jerky.

[Bob]

Where does the dog come in? I.

[Tom]

Dogs.

[Bob]

Oh, so the wild jerky would be jerky for your dog?

[Sam Miller]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Very good. I didn't pick that up. Thank you. I give my dog those liver cubes.

[Tom]

Oh, I bet they'll love them. Liver cubes.

[Bob]

Oh, they're delicious. I mean, they're.

[Tom]

Are you sampling the dog tricks again?

[Bob]

They're. They're dry. They're the size of dice.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I have. Yeah.

[Tom]

These are booyah cubes. You aren't supposed to do because you put them in a water bowl.

[Bob]

You can keep them in your pocket.

[Christy Lee]

And they're freeze dried. Are they freeze dried? They're real light.

[Bob]

Yeah, they're great. Yeah. But yeah, this. They apparently have no sense of humor. I don't get it.

[Sam Miller]

I give my dogs pieces of fried beef. Not fried, dried beef lung. And it's terrifying.

[Tom]

They love that too. Yes.

[Sam Miller]

They go nuts for it.

[Christy Lee]

Ready to get dried beef lung.

[Tom]

I used to order it.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Bob]

For what?

[Sam Miller]

For dogs.

[Tom]

When I had a dog for a little bit and I would. Yeah, she loved it.

[Sam Miller]

Yeah.

[Bob]

So you'd go to the grocery store and the butcher and ask him to give you some.

[Tom]

No, If I remember, I'd. Oh, you know what I did?

[Sam Miller]

I did.

[Tom]

I bought it at a. Like one of those. It wasn't whole Foods, but it was a type of grocery store like that. And they had their own. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Tom]

But I also had ordered some whole.

[Bob]

Food, so it cost 400.

[Tom]

It was not cheap, but it was definitely beef long. They went crazy.

[Christy Lee]

I never heard.

[Sam Miller]

Or she did, rather.

[Bob]

Sorry, I'll have to try this. Dried beef long.

[Tom]

Yeah. Yeah. I'll tell you what grocery store it is.

[Bob]

Did you blacken it just for.

[Tom]

I did, Yep. Yeah, she liked the Cajun side.

[Sam Miller]

Some of those dog treats do look really good sometimes. Just like there's no way.

[Tom]

Have you ever eaten dog food?

[Sam Miller]

No. I knew a guy who would do that.

[Tom]

I ate Alpo one time, drunk. It was out of the can. It's actually. It's got gravy. There's no way it's good, though. It's not bad. I mean, it's not anything I ever did again, but it's. I mean, it's chunks of meat and gravy.

[Christy Lee]

Do you know what kind of meat it was?

[Tom]

It's bad, dude.

[Sam Miller]

It's.

[Tom]

I think it's just Salisbury steak.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom]

They couldn't sell in the Audrey.

[Christy Lee]

We'll talk about that often.

[Tom]

Racehorse ass or something.

[Sam Miller]

You shouldn't eat it out of a can. That's classless. Put it on a plate. Wait.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Sam Miller]

What?

[Bob]

Christy is implying that you were eating sea biscuits and gravy. That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google Play and Stitcher. For Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody. Hi, I'm Joe Salsihai, host of the Stacking Benjamin's podcast. Every week we talk to experts about saving, investing, personal finance, trends, crypto. Can't do it.

[Tom]

You could have done all that research, all the breadcrumbs, and thought, this company's never going bankrupt.

[Bob]

Foiled again. You never knew personal finance could be this fun. Throwing down the gauntlet.

[Tom]

I'm bringing it today.

[Sam Miller]

I'm only going to be off by six figures instead of seven.

[Bob]

Every boy has a dream, Doc. Every boy has a dream, for sure. Stacking Benjamins. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.