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B&T Extra: Connor Daly & Depends, the Willie G Band, & Parenting other kids
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Give it a try@mintmobile.com Switch upfront payment of $45 for a three month plan equivalent to $15 per month required new customer offer for first three months only. Speed slow after 35 gigabytes of networks busy taxes and fees extra see mintmobile.com welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on today's show, Connor, Daly and Depends. Plus the Willie and parenting other kids. It's coming up in just a minute. This episode is brought to you by Progressive Insurance. You chose to hit play on this podcast today. Smart Choice Progressive loves to help people make smart choices. That's why they offer a tool called Auto Quote Explorer that allows you to compare your Progressive Car Insurance quote with rates from other companies so you save time on the research and can enjoy savings when you choose the best rate for you. Give it a try after this episode@progressive.com Progressive Casualty Insurance Company and affiliates. Not available in all states or situations. Prices vary based on how you buy. Lie down in her pajamas close to the end way back up near the hood where she flicks that bean stirred a big boner made of girth in wood where I Donny Baker lune vagina be good I never used to put it where you kiss and tell but I could bust a jar just from watching it swell oh no Go China go go go China go go go Trying to go go go I swear to God man could I went left diving in her taco shell Nearly broke his jaw cause I ate it so well Put it in some paint and a dog from Lowe's did her so good. The bitch to two coats. People walking past would stop and say, donny Baker loves the jj. Go, go, China, go, go. Come on, Chip. Go, Johnny. Go, go, go, go, China, go go to go go. I swear to God, vagina be good. And it eats like a meal. The Bob and Tom show is still trying to wake up. In the meantime, more Bob and Tom extra. Jess Hooker has kicked Pat Godwin out. Nice. Yeah. And Pat is now. Sorry. Can you hear me? Fine. He's in his music. My room. There's Jeff Osk, formerly the Nuremberg room. Oh, God. Willie G's across the way. Stop saying that. One for a reason. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold. Two reasons. One is it's factually incorrect. That's right. I don't think we. We established that. I. Good to see everyone. It was actually. What the. I forget. It was something awful. It was awful. Yeah, it was very bad. How's it going in there, Pat? Pretty good. What's your temperature in there? About 61. Oh. Oh, Fahrenheit. That's where all the air conditioning went. I was gonna say I may. I may switch with you. You look great in there. He looks great. Everything looks really great in there. Yeah, the lighting is really nice. Well, let's. Wow. I like what it does to your penis. You can't see. My penis can. Well, I have a different camera. Sometimes I come in and install my own. You turned on the crotch cam? Well, let's see. I have. How can I relate this next story. This fluids in that area. How about that? What? Yeah, we had a. A story last week involving a race car driver, Connor Daly, friend of the show. Oh, nice guy. Yeah. What? Connor's what, about 35 years old? Yeah. Fun loving dude and a terrific driver. And finished top 10. Was it? In any event, there was an issue. There was a slight delay in the running of the 109th Indianapolis 500. And they were in their cars waiting. And they're not allowed to get out of their cars at that point. And they were waiting to start the race. And Connor spoke about it. And I believe we have the audio right here. I legitimately urinated in my race car before the race even started. Before the race even started. People ask me like, when did you do it? I was like, we didn't even start. I. We sat in there for 30 minutes. Was it because you had to go or was it excitement? No, I had to go really bad. It was. I don't know if it's the diabetes or I'm just getting older. But Elio should know. He's like, halfway to 100. I don't know if that happens. Referencing Elio Castronan just turning 50. Yeah, he did finish 10th in the Indy 500. Okay. Now, Willie, do you have the update? Yeah. IndyCar driver Connor Daly has reportedly signed a deal with an adult diaper company, Depends. Man, we laughed at you, Tom, for even suggesting this would happen. And then Ace corrected us. I didn't realize the Depends people changed the name. To what? Ace Depends. Depend. I think it's always been Depend. We've just bastardized it. Really? I think so. I thought it was a typo. My bad. It says Depend on the sheet. No, no, you're good, man. I thought they. I thought it was Dependent was Depends. No kidding. And then it was. The Depends is also better for jokes. Sure. You know it sounds better. Well, yeah, he wears Depend. Doesn't sound as good. Yeah, but. And when I forget the exact nature of the joke, but it ended with, are you going to do so and so Depends? Right, right, right. Okay. Okay. But it says the name was previously Depends, but it's now they have officially changed it to Depend. What Tom wrote says that or what you. You've actually found. I just found it on the. Okay. I planted it. I went to my AI consultant. Well, actually, I just heard that they're going to change it to HBO Depends. They just can't pick a name. I still. Now, when that came out, we. When they changed HBO to Max, I said, what are they doing? Why on earth would you take a great brand like that? And. And then now they've changed back, so we'll see. I don't know how many races Connor's gonna have them as their sponsor, but it's a great idea. Yeah, sure. It's a. Yeah. To get something a little more kind of down to earth and practical. A lot of the stuff is peer to peer advertising. I don't even know what it stands for. You know what the NTT. What that stands for? The NTT IndyCar Series. Yeah. What's NTT stand for? Hate to nitpick. Thank you. See what I mean? If it was the Depends Indy 500, you'd know what the hell was talking about. All right. Anyone want to agree with me before. No, I. Yeah, but I said you're twisting. Well, you're not. You. No, no. You are twisting and you twisted yourself up. Yeah. It's really hard to talk, communicate well and then go, how come you guys aren't three people responding to this? Nonsense. Now, NDT is the Nippon Telegraph and Telephone Corporation. Everybody knows that. Sure, Nippon. I know, I'm Japanese. Yeah, I was going to say using that all the time. Yeah, but that's what they. What is? That's peer to peer advertising. They're not advertising to us. They're advertising to other companies or something. Now, do you think that the only fans community there would be a place to market diapers Horn in a race car. In a race car. No. I mean if will depend if it were, say, Danic Patrick. Yes. Yeah, those would go for some serious now. Sure. Somebody out there might be really attracted to Connor and want his soiled adult diaper. What is it about your brain that makes you think things like. I'm like, Josh, I don't like to see people leave money on the table. Okay. Anything else going on in the world of sports of interest? Yeah, let's get some football talk going. Scott Hansen has officially confirmed that he will return as the host of NFL Red Zone for the 2025 season. The beloved personality shared the news in a social media post that read, 100 days from now equals NFL red zone. They call them mmm bop. And for those wondering, yes, I will be there. We have a lot of touchdowns to watch together. Willie Hansen must have been right in your oh, dude wheelhouse. I mean, that is like. You were the same age, weren't you? I was. I was like 8 when that song came out. You were like, were you talking to your brothers going, we can be the next Hansen. We never had that conversation. We also, we all played music and dad had a no brother. Boy bands rule when we were kids. Really? Yeah, he said it was a little hokey. Yeah, I did not want to. First of all, there's already a band called the Griswolds. Oh, no kidding. Money on the Toledo. Well, you know, all right. We all had our own projects. I would say Mezzo Static. My band was the most successful. I don't want to brag. My 8th grade band did beat my older brother's band at the high school battle of the Bands. So no big deal. He hated me. That's so awesome. I wasn't even supposed to be there. I was in middle school, dude. But we had two guys that were freshmen. It was. My band was shockingly. The band was very good. Thanks. Did you guys ever put anything out? Yeah, we have two singles we recorded. We got second place at the JCC battle. The band in a row. Seriously? Send it to me. I'll send it to you. I love stuff like that. Well, he recorded it with Alan, so it's way too good. It's shockingly good. I probably have some of that we can dig up. I hadn't gone through puberty yet, and the song that I was singing was a little bit low, so it's me trying to sing lower than I can. Awesome. And then I get to the chorus, and I just sound like a beautiful little girl just singing my little heart out. Yeah, this is it. This is Carousel. Oh, dude, I'm already not in. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Talking up the dj. This is one of my sons. He's doing the singing. Ladies and gentlemen, bits of Static. The lyrics, I think, come in after this. I can't believe he let him have this long of an intro. The. Alan produced it. Don't me. Oh, this is. You grabbed it for Rejoin Music. Oh, this is one day. This is. If you want, I can just sing it. Go ahead. No, that was a joke, you guys. I'm not gonna karaoke this. It was unbelievable. Now we're going into the chorus, so see, now I messed up. Here we go. Just keep. When I see you, Here's a breakdown. And this is when we kind of kick it into overdrive. Yeah. Yeah, I like this. There's the bridge. Looking at you. I don't know what to do. Like swinging on a carousel. Right. That's why it's called Carousel. But nobody swings on a carousel. They just. Yeah, that's right. Again, I. I should have taken over the production. You don't want to look into our lyrics too much. These were all love songs. We never touched a girl. I'm pretty sure in this one, I say, I want to give you a hug because I was nervous about saying, I want to give you a kiss. I said, I want to give you a Admit my love to you. I'm not totally sure, but I think I'm supposed to lick your belly button. When do we be on each other to have a baby? Also in seventh grade, I was chubby. I had long hair. I was not beating the gay allegations that were being thrown at me every day. Our band was called Mezzo Static, and everyone called us Metro. Word that we don't say anymore. It was brutal, man. Metro. You jealous? People were saying those things. I will. I will say that they were jealous. But you. When you watch movies when you're a kid, you're like, oh, we got to be in a band to get girls. That's not cool till, like, junior year of high school. When you're in seventh grade, you're just Hanging out with all dudes all the time, playing guitar. Your friends make fun of you so much. Leaving football practice to go to band practice. Oh, my gosh. Although I do want to hear your song. When Do We Pee in each Other to make a baby? The uninformed child. Yeah, I remember I came out of elementary school sex ed with Ms. Custer, who, by the way, was 90 at Mercer School, and that's how I thought it worked. So you peed in there? Yeah, I mean. I mean, hey, look, they show you. They show you, you know, the pee maker, and then the other thing only comes out of theirs, you know? Yeah, I told you that story. They used to. Remember those. They used to have those stacked maps. It would be hard to. How do I describe this? Like, five curtain rods. Yeah. And there was a map on each one. Did you ever have those? They'd pull the map down and you'd go back to. You could pull that one down. Well, that's what they had. And Ms. Custer, who was this very old lady, I'm, you know, from the Hymen Intact School of Sex Education. And she an old maid. Yeah. And then when she pulled down the one that had the erect male member, that was too much for me and my buddy Bobby. Oh, sure. Yeah. And I'm not kidding when I say Bobby is. No. A very distinguished college professor, so I will not use his last name. And because he's within shouting range, we were both asked to leave because we couldn't take it serious, of course, because Ms. Custer's up there with a pointer and we're thinking. Okay, well, hello, everybody. If you're just joining us, this is the Bob and Tom show coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Willie G. Is in here. We have Mr. Oskay over there. Did you get your beard all trimmed up? You look really handsome. Yeah. My son graduated over the weekend, so I tried to clean myself up a little. High school graduation. Yeah. All right. Now, what is he into? No clue. Like Japanese stuff? I don't know. I like. What do you call that stuff? Anime. Okay. Yeah. Manga. If it's printed, I believe. Oh, he has a lot of the manga. Or Hente, if he's whacking to it. Isn't that the one where they pixelate all the Mommy. No. So that's just like the real life, people. The. The hentai, I believe, is usually cartoon looking and it gets crazy. The cleavage gets really big. They have tentacles sometimes. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm out. My cousin. My cousin I was living with, he's into anime and I'd be like hanging out, just like walking outside and have some show on. And the girls just have the biggest boobs you'd ever see. And I'd comment on it. He goes, this is actually, you know, one of the more. One of the. This is actually more modest than the other ones. And I'm going, what are you talking about? There's a new trend and we saw one, a girl last year week who. Of actual real girls wanting to look like the anime character. Yeah. Remember that? Was she only fans star or something? Because you looked her up, remember? Yeah. Oh, man, that's not for me. Also with us in the studio, Ms. Jessica Hooker is right over there. Hi. It looks like a. It looks like kind of a rugby shirt or something. Just. Just a hoodie. Yeah, yeah. You look like you're about to go out on the court. Okay. And shoot a few. There's Christy Lee. Pat Godwin's in isolation in the isolation booth back there. That light sneeze attack with that light reflecting on your head, you look like a lizard with a heat lamp. Like it's. It has to keep you warm. That's not a compliment. Let's go back to Jeff. Well, no, let's. Have we any more sports? Are we gonna. Oh, real quick, Tom, since you had your issue at graduation with the guy standing up. Yeah, yeah. Do I need to set this up? Where the people go ahead when they. When they. All these graduations now, they always say when it's time to pass out the diplomas. Please hold your applause till the end. Well, they don't. And it drives me crazy. Let them applaud. If you're happy that your daughter graduated, go for it. There was a near fist fight at Sally's graduation. Well, you'll be happy to know they did not do that at this one. You could yell as loud as you wanted. And a lot of families did, which good for them. It sounded like it was some of their first times that their kids graduate anyone in their family. That's great. Oh, yeah, that's exciting. But before it started, there was a teen behind me who was being a bit loud. And his dad goes, hey, you need to keep it down. You're going to ruin people's experience. And he goes, I don't give a damn about other people's experience. And I turned around to him and I go, well, I do, so zip it. I turn back around. That kid didn't say another word the entire time. And Maggie's just pinching my leg like, oh, I can't believe you talked to that kid. That's awesome. I should have had you come to my graduation. Oh, it felt so empowering. Now, is there something among dads that. Do you think that dad was a little upset that you outdated him in that situation, or do you think he was like, thank you? Well, the dad was like two and a half rows back. And so I think he appreciated that. Like. Okay. Because I made. I mean, I looked him right in his face. So he saw it as support, not some alpha move. I believe so. Yes. Are they doing the new thing now in which the. The person passing out the diplomas, be it the head person at the school, whatever it might be. Yeah. They do the thing where they pass the diploma, then they freeze and there's someone. There's someone off stage. So there's sort of this weird momentum thing. Yes. Hey. Everybody's cheering, Then freeze frame. Well, ours, they announced. And then the, like, two people down hand the diploma and do the picture. Oh, okay. So it kind of keeps it moving. But the guy was great. He waited till everyone stopped yelling for the kid before he announced the next kid. And it was. It was great. Everyone had fun. They should do it. Like they do the Oscars, where they do the photograph. They have a backstage thing and just have a mannequin of the guy passing out. Okay. Walk up there, just pretend it's Mr. McKinley. For God's sake. We gotta get this guy. We gotta keep it moving. Well, thank you for that. Sounds like a fun time. Yeah. Congratulations to your son. Yeah. He did something a million other kids did. No, but way to go, dude. It's all right. Way to do what you really should have. Yeah, exactly. Very minimum. Very good. Do you think we should go back to the time where, like, it was acceptable for parents to parent other people's kids? Yeah. You know what I mean? I do it. I don't care. You get like. I mean, but, like, physically. Do you remember getting smacked by somebody else that wasn't your parent? Yeah, I do too. You guys were bad. There is a terrific scene in the television series Mad Men. Yeah. Early on. Oh, yeah. And that's my era at the cocktail party. Yeah. Where another dad gives it to. That is ex. That's exactly how I grew up. And. And the parents were fine with it, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And if I ran home, I was like, Mr. Adams smacked me. My dad would smack me for making Mr. Adams smack me. Yeah. That guy yelled at me. Well, what'd you do? Exactly. Yeah. Never took the kids side Ever. But the problem now is that imprinted and now I can only get off of a stranger. I have to pay strangers to smack me across the face. The ones you pay them, they're not even strangers really, so it kind of loses the effect. It's. It's hard. But you got to remember when you were little. I mean, I still remember that you think every. All adults are smart and good and Right. Yeah. Then it takes a while before you suddenly realize, wait a second. Mr. Siegman is a dick that became a teacher to enact. Did they paddle at your school? We had paddle. Yeah, we did. On the wall and that was enough. Oh, okay. Yeah, there was paddling at my school in elementary school. Still, if you got paddled at school, you could bet you're going to get paddled when you get home too. We just had serious humiliation with the threat of. Of having to go to a state school. Oh, my God. Can you imagine having that over your head? Oh, my gosh. God forbid you had to go to public. Thank you. Always good catching up with you, Pop. That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody. Jim Rome takes on sports. Why? Because you're not playing me with rapid fire. Takes ain't a lot to get to. And I'm not sure you're gonna like all of it. Honestly, I don't even care if you like all of it or not. 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