B&T Extra: Corn & Bacon Sodas, & Sir Duke talk

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Episode: B&T Extra: Corn & Bacon Sodas, & Sir Duke Talk
Release Date: August 14, 2025

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Introduction to B&T Extra

In this episode of B&T Extra, hosted by Christy, Bob, and Tom, the hosts delve into a variety of engaging topics, blending humor with insightful commentary. This segment serves as a supplementary feature, offering listeners additional content they might have missed during the main morning show.

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Corn and Bacon Sodas Review

One of the standout segments of this episode is the hosts' exploration of Lester's Fixins' unique sodas: Sweet Corn and Bacon flavors. The trio engages in a lively tasting session, sharing their candid reactions and humorous banter.

• Sweet Corn Soda:

  • Christy kicks off the tasting, noting, "It does look like a urine sample. Yeah, very yellow." (04:13)
  • Bob humorously comments on the aroma: "It smells exactly like a can of corn where you open. So we're trying that first, the sweet corn. It tastes better than it smells." (04:18)
  • The soda's surprising taste leads Christy to remark, "It's delicious. It's like corn in the cob with fizz in it." (04:29)
  • Tom speculates potential uses, suggesting, "What is this would be a good mixer. What are we mixing this with to make a cocktail?" (05:14)
  • The discussion leans into creativity, with ideas like a "Mexican street corn cocktail" featuring tequila. Christy shares a personal anecdote: "When I was down in Austin, I had this Mexican street corn, and it was incredible. And I always think about how good this would be to make a nice cocktail." (05:36)

• Bacon Soda:

  • Transitioning to the bacon flavor, Christy queries, "Is this the same company?" (06:11)
  • Bob and Tom discuss the natural coloring used, with Bob guessing, "Beets," to which Tom confirms, "Exactly. It's beet juice." (06:39)
  • The taste test reveals mixed reactions:
    • Christy finds it pleasing, "It's like a can of corn where you open. So we're trying that first, the sweet corn. It tastes better than it smells. Yeah, it is." (07:09)
    • Bob admits, "It's not for me. No. I don't want to suggest that it's not good, but I think you've nailed it." (05:55)
    • Deciding to experiment, Bob declares, "I'm gonna do a bacon corn soda." (08:21)
    • The attempt results in humorous disappointment, with Tom remarking, "It's not good." (08:22)
    • However, Christy remains optimistic about mixing the flavors into a cocktail: "What a palette. Will someone please try to make a... I'll do this." (08:27)

The segment concludes with the hosts appreciating the boldness of Lester's Fixins, acknowledging the sodas' potential as conversation starters and unique beverage options.

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Graduation Pole Dancer Incident

Shifting gears, the hosts discuss a controversial news story about a junior high school graduation in Taiwan, where a couple employed pole dancers to perform, causing public outcry.

• Chick summarizes the incident: "A couple in Taiwan facing scrutiny after hiring pole dancers to perform at their son's graduation." (11:25)
• Christy clarifies the setting: "This was at the ceremony." (11:47)
• The discussion highlights parental intentions versus community standards:
  • Chick notes the son's discomfort: "This kid said he was mortified." (13:28)
  • Tom explores hypothetical scenarios, questioning if similar actions in different contexts, like a little league coach taking 13-year-olds to Hooters, would be acceptable. (12:33)
  • Bob adds a humorous touch while maintaining the conversation's seriousness: "I think it's inappropriate and that's coming from a rad. Yeah, I'm just joking. It's inappropriate." (12:56)

The hosts collectively agree that while creativity in graduation ceremonies is encouraged, incorporating adult-oriented performances at a young student's event crosses the line, emphasizing the importance of age-appropriate celebrations.

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Parent-Child Relationships & "Sir Duke" Terminology

The conversation seamlessly transitions into a light-hearted discussion about "Sir Duke", a persona of Bob characterized by his party antics.

• Christy teases Bob about adopting the Sir Duke persona: "What would it take for you to become Sir Dude the party night." (09:27)
• Bob humorously outlines the transformation: "I have to polish off a 12-pack of cans and then you put the 12-pack on your head. That's right. And become Sir Dude the party night." (09:11)
• The group brainstorms potential scenarios, including a humorous take on managing the antics: "If you're ever going to happen, 4th of July weekend is when it will be this year." (09:16)

This segment provides a glimpse into the playful dynamics of the hosts, showcasing their camaraderie and ability to weave humor into personal anecdotes.

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Music Segment: "Sniffin the Tears" Mention

In a nod to music enthusiasts, the hosts discuss the iconic song "Driver's Seat" by Sniffin' the Tears.

• Christy connects a previous story about bad smells to the band: "It reminded me of this. And see if you recognize this and why this is relevant to our current discussion." (16:04)
• Bob engages the audience with a teaser: "This is a great song." (16:35)
• The group reflects on the song's impact and their familiarity with it:
  • Christy remarks on the guitar work: "Great guitar." (17:14)
  • Chick adds, "What's the name of the song, though? Driver." (16:57)

This brief yet nostalgic segment underscores the hosts' appreciation for classic hits and their ability to intertwine music discussions with broader conversations.

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Story: Man Pleasuring Himself During Haircut

Wrapping up the episode, the hosts recount an amusing yet awkward story about inappropriate behavior in an unexpected setting.

• Christy introduces the anecdote: "There had been a report that there was a man pleasuring himself while getting..." (18:16)
• The narrative unfolds with Bob and Tom adding comedic flair:
  • Bob quips, "His hair cut under the cape." (18:35)
  • Christy delivers the punchline: "Unless he was cleaning glasses with his penis." (19:03)

The segment serves as a humorous close to the episode, blending edgy humor with the hosts' signature storytelling style.

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Conclusion

In this episode of B&T Extra, Bob, Tom, and Christy offer a dynamic mix of product reviews, humorous tales, and topical discussions. From the unconventional flavors of Corn & Bacon Sodas to the delicate balance of creativity and appropriateness in graduation ceremonies, the hosts navigate each topic with their characteristic wit and camaraderie. Whether reminiscing about classic music hits or sharing outrageous stories, this episode provides a comprehensive and entertaining listening experience for fans and newcomers alike.

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Notable Quotes:

• Christy [04:29]: "It's delicious. It's like corn in the cob with fizz in it."
• Bob [05:55]: "It's not for me. No. I don't want to suggest that it's not good, but I think you've nailed it."
• Chick [13:28]: "This kid said he was mortified."
• Christy [12:33]: "What would happen if a little league coach took 13-year-olds to Hooters after a game?"
• Bob [09:11]: "I have to polish off a 12-pack of cans and then you put the 12-pack on your head."

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Transcript

[Bob]

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[Bob]

Welcome back.

[Christy]

It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on the big show today. Corn and bacon sodas plus Sir Duke talk. It's coming up right after this.

[Bob]

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[Christy]

Morning, Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob]

Yes, if I could just have a few minutes of your time, I'd like.

[Christy]

To speak with you today about the.

[Bob]

Joys of water sports. Is this Bob and or Tom? This is. Yeah, this is Bob. Perhaps you already own a boat. However, this is wonderful opportunity for you to upgrade your boat. Shut up, Randy. Read the script. All right. Upgrade boats. I want them to buy one. I almost got him, Donnie.

[Tom]

Okay, okay.

[Bob]

The badass wave buster. Beast on the water and tell Chick.

[Tom]

He looks thinner and he'll buy.

[Bob]

Get a free tube if you're not a lard queen or like pork. I ain't even gave my pager number, man. Donnie. All right. I'm not gonna do this Anymore. Donnie, get back to work. Randy, you screwed it up any.

[Christy]

If you missed something yesterday, maybe you'll hear it now.

[Bob]

This is Bob and Tom. Extra Tom. It looks like Hooker has set us up with a round of drinks.

[Christy]

Yeah, we were just trying those new Oreos. The Selena Gomez Oreos. I gave him a big thumbs up.

[Bob]

Yeah, pretty good.

[Christy]

Christy did not like. I could barely tell the difference.

[Chick]

Well, I think I was saying I had just eaten some oatmeal that was pretty flavorful, and I don't know if.

[Christy]

That had anything to do with flavorful oatmeal.

[Bob]

She is right. Apple cinnamon or something like that.

[Chick]

Yeah, very good. I Kodiak brand I like very much.

[Christy]

But these are sodas. And where are these from, these.

[Tom]

Marks? Mike, Mark's son brought them to try. Yeah, Patrick, they're a.

[Bob]

An independent brand.

[Tom]

It is. It's Lester's Fixins.

[Bob]

Oh, I love the name Lester's.

[Tom]

And there's a picture of Lester on the. On the.

[Bob]

Hi, Lester looks like an affable chap.

[Tom]

Yeah. Yeah. This one's sweet corn made with pure cane sugar. Oh, and it's yellow. It's very yellow. There's lots of yellow dye.

[Bob]

Smell it from here.

[Christy]

It does. It does look like a urine sample. Yeah, very yellow. Okay. Who's.

[Bob]

It smells exactly like a can of corn where you open. So we're trying that first, the sweet corn. It tastes better than it smells. Yeah, it is.

[Christy]

It's delicious.

[Tom]

It is. It is.

[Christy]

It's like corn in the cob with fizz in it.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Yes.

[Bob]

It tastes like somebody poured cream soda into a can of corn.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Bob]

And I'm going to set it aside.

[Tom]

Yes.

[Christy]

You don't like it?

[Bob]

It's not for me. No.

[Tom]

But cotton candy aftertaste, I would say almost like that's how sugary it is.

[Bob]

Yeah. There's no doubt that it's corn, though.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Boy. I mean, we're gonna see that when we poop.

[Tom]

You think so?

[Christy]

Hang on a second. I'm trying to process this. So. Okay, you're right.

[Chick]

How corny it is.

[Christy]

Yeah. Okay.

[Tom]

That's how corny it is.

[Christy]

And then is the. Is the idea of this to drink it on ice, I guess.

[Tom]

I don't know.

[Christy]

It's so odd, but it tastes great.

[Tom]

But a lot of sugar. When it's something like this and it's such a. A specific flavor, I always think, what is this would be a good mixer. What are we mixing this with to make a. A cocktail? Yeah. I don't know. Vodka problem A very Middle Eastern cocktail.

[Christy]

Potatoes, you could make a Mexican street corn cocktail. A little tequila.

[Tom]

You could. Ooh.

[Christy]

That'S because whenever. Whenever anyone asks me what the best thing I. I've eaten. No jokes, please. In the last decade, I always say I had. When I was down in Austin, I had this Mexican street corn, and it was incredible. And I always think about how good this that would be. Make a nice cocktail. This really is delicious.

[Bob]

But if it's all sugar, it's a lot of sugar. It's not bad. It's just not for me. I don't want to suggest that it's not good, but I think you've nailed it.

[Christy]

I think this would be great for some kind of a mixed drink.

[Tom]

Yeah, that's what I.

[Bob]

Should we try the bacon soda?

[Tom]

You can. Yeah.

[Christy]

Is this, Is this the same company?

[Tom]

Yeah. Lester's fixings again. And it's pure cane sugar now.

[Bob]

I don't smell bacon.

[Christy]

No, you're. You're exactly correct. I don't either. The first one, you. It smells just like a can of corn.

[Bob]

Yes, it does.

[Tom]

So with the can of corn, there is. There's yellow five, there's yellow six. There's a lot of obviously coloring in this. With this, there is a natural coloring. If you guys had to guess what it was to color this, what would you guess?

[Bob]

Beets.

[Tom]

Exactly. It's beat beet juice.

[Bob]

Okay.

[Christy]

Now are a lot of these colorings about to become illegal? These guys. Business.

[Bob]

Yeah. It's a good thing that's bad for the clothes.

[Christy]

So how does the.

[Bob]

I don't really know what that means.

[Christy]

But how does the bacon soda taste?

[Bob]

Let's find out.

[Chick]

No, thanks.

[Christy]

Wow.

[Bob]

They says it all here. I. Adorable. Oh, no, there is. I get some of the fat.

[Tom]

A crispy like.

[Bob]

Yes, exactly.

[Tom]

You could taste the crispy parts of the bacon.

[Bob]

As odd as that sounds, she's exactly right. It tastes like crispy.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Christy]

The first one.

[Tom]

Darker parts of the bacon.

[Christy]

The corn may have ruined my palate.

[Chick]

Yeah, I can, I can taste.

[Christy]

What are you drinking?

[Bob]

It's coffee. Tastes just like coffee. Yeah.

[Chick]

House coffee.

[Tom]

It is. I don't know. Somehow, Somehow they have captured a very specific.

[Bob]

It's almost that charred, smoky kind of the, the. Yeah, it's fine. I again, I, I, I really like these small label brands and stuff like.

[Christy]

That, but yeah, you could use it with.

[Chick]

For Bloody Marys or something.

[Tom]

You could, you could, you could make a carbonated Bloody Mary.

[Christy]

I don't taste anything with that one.

[Bob]

There's not much to it.

[Christy]

The first one, if you'd given it to me blindfolded, I would go, corn. That one. I would go.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Not sure.

[Bob]

I don't think we'd guess it.

[Christy]

Weird. Soda pop.

[Tom]

Yeah, there it is.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Yeah, it's fine. It's.

[Christy]

Maybe you should. Who's a big boozer around here? Oscar, you drink the hearts.

[Bob]

Oh, yeah. I'm a huge boozer. I'm mixing the corn with the bacon.

[Tom]

No, don't.

[Bob]

Yeah, I'm gonna do a bacon corn soda.

[Tom]

I'm with you.

[Bob]

I'm gonna work. It probably works.

[Tom]

I'm gonna do it with you.

[Bob]

All right. I'm gonna try to keep a poker face first.

[Tom]

Okay. Yep, same.

[Christy]

Okay. He's drinking the bacon corn soda.

[Bob]

It's not good.

[Tom]

Okay, but you still taste both.

[Bob]

I know.

[Tom]

Yeah, very clearly. You taste.

[Christy]

What a palette. Will someone please try to make a. I'll do this.

[Tom]

Yes.

[Christy]

Mexican tequila drink.

[Tom]

Yes, I will. I will do that.

[Christy]

Okay. Sounds very good. Now, when we last left you, I believe we were with tequila.

[Tom]

No, he's not gonna try.

[Bob]

That's my heavy. That's.

[Tom]

That's my fave.

[Bob]

When I'm not drinking beer, I'm drinking tequila.

[Tom]

Yeah, I know. Me too.

[Christy]

You drink beer.

[Bob]

I do drink beer.

[Chick]

You knew that, boy.

[Bob]

I can drink beer. No.

[Christy]

I thought you retired from sir mix. Was it? Who was you?

[Bob]

Who were you? Sir sir dude, the party night.

[Christy]

Yeah, I thought you retired from that.

[Bob]

I haven't.

[Chick]

Weird.

[Bob]

Sir dude, the party night hasn't retired per se. It just hasn't had the opportunity to show up any.

[Christy]

What are the regulations to become sir dude the party night?

[Bob]

I have to polish off a 12.

[Christy]

Pack of cans and then you put the. You put the 12 pack on your head.

[Bob]

That's right. And become sir dude, the party night. So if it's ever going to happen, 4th of July weekend is when it will, so will it be this year. I'll let you know.

[Christy]

What would it take for you to become Sir dude the party night. When we'll film it and we'll. I will interrogate you when you are at peak Sir Dudeness.

[Bob]

Have you met sir dude the intervention yet? A lot of fun showing up to that.

[Christy]

It would be like that drunk history show.

[Bob]

Right? Right. Boy. Yeah, I. Because the reason it could happen over July 4th weekend is because on Saturday or something, I could start at 11:00am yeah, right. But if we were to like. If I were to try to get sir dude here on a regular weekday morning.

[Chick]

Right.

[Bob]

Tough call.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick]

You can't drink 12 beers in four hours.

[Bob]

Oh, yeah, that could be done. But do I want to? That's the thing.

[Tom]

You could wreck the rest of your day.

[Bob]

There was a time where I wanted to. Now I.

[Christy]

We could make arrangements for you to be limoed home, sir.

[Bob]

Dude would not go home. That limo would go to a bar.

[Christy]

At 10 o', clock, you'd be off on your way to a bar.

[Bob]

We would find him passed out in the field the next morning. Limo's going everywhere. Josh, where are you? When does the Emporium open up? Eleven. Josh, eleven. Where are you? Somewhere on the Dan Ryan.

[Christy]

Oh, well, what's happening?

[Chick]

A couple in Taiwan facing scrutiny after hiring pole dancers to perform at their son's graduation. Gets worse. According to CTI TV news, the incident took place just after the graduation ceremony. Ceremony conducted at Taichung Municipal Junior High School.

[Christy]

You almost got municipal, but you didn't get it. Yeah, you got that extra N in there. Municipal.

[Chick]

Municipal.

[Christy]

That's your. That's your one word you can never do, right? I have several I can't do.

[Chick]

But students and parents watched in shock as two women began their performance while a young boy was invited to stand between them.

[Christy]

By the way, that should read. The guys were not in shock.

[Chick]

The moms were in shock.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Police responded to the scene and dispersed the gathering. The boy's mother told local media, quote, other parents organized various programs for the graduation ceremony. So I wanted ours to be more creative than theirs. She said, I hope this will be an unforgettable graduation gift for my son.

[Bob]

Was this at a residential graduation party?

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Okay.

[Christy]

No, no, no. This was. This was at the ceremony.

[Chick]

I mean, that was at the ceremony.

[Bob]

How did they ever get away with.

[Christy]

The van just after the ceremony? As people were going out, apparently.

[Tom]

Oh, outside.

[Christy]

They were outside.

[Bob]

Gotcha.

[Chick]

And they had a van with two poles on the top.

[Bob]

Oh, I see. What?

[Christy]

And by the way, it's what I read. It's a junior high school.

[Chick]

Yeah, that's what I say.

[Bob]

So you graduate, let's say. How old are you? I don't remember.

[Tom]

Yeah, 14.

[Chick]

Jimmy would have loved that, huh?

[Christy]

Yes. There would have been a third poll.

[Bob]

Will you allow me to get your son a stripper? I'm a very evolved parent. Perhaps.

[Christy]

Now, how would you feel if. If, say, a little league coach of 13 year olds took them to Hooters after a game?

[Tom]

I would have no feeling, you know?

[Bob]

That's a good question.

[Tom]

Yeah, I think that there's a. I think. I mean, I don't know. I know there's a lot of parents that would be mad about it, but I don't.

[Christy]

What's the new Hooters called?

[Bob]

Tilted Kilt and Twin Peaks.

[Christy]

Oh, Twin Peaks.

[Bob]

The so called breastaurants.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Bob]

I think it's inappropriate and that's coming from a rad. Yeah, I'm just joking. It's inappropriate.

[Christy]

Yeah. Because this is kind of like that.

[Tom]

No, that's not.

[Christy]

Because, I mean, no. You eighth graders walking out and they see essentially strippers.

[Bob]

It's no good. You can't do it. But it's also awesome.

[Tom]

If you're the kids. Yes. Yeah.

[Chick]

Well, honestly, he was embarrassed.

[Bob]

I was gonna say. My son would have been mortified.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Chick]

This kid said he was mortified.

[Bob]

Yeah. My son would be mortified. Yeah.

[Chick]

In front of you.

[Christy]

How does your son feel about you?

[Bob]

I don't.

[Christy]

I don't.

[Bob]

He likes you.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Yeah, yeah, Yeah.

[Christy]

I mean, does he.

[Tom]

Yes.

[Christy]

Does he come up and like, tell. Because he knows how funny you are. Does he come up and do jokes for you and.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Try this one.

[Bob]

I don't want know.

[Christy]

Does he could try this joke?

[Bob]

No.

[Tom]

Do you find that your kids are like. My son is very open with me.

[Bob]

We have. All of my kids are way too.

[Tom]

Open with things I would never have talked about with my dad. My.

[Bob]

I think that's a new thing, but I think it might be a. A sign of good.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Christy]

But I shut them off instantly.

[Bob]

Yeah. There's. There are still things I won't talk. No. There's times where I'm like, yeah, I don't want to know this. Yeah. Oh, sure. Pass.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Bob]

My thing is, I want to know. I would be most mad that I want to know which parents the narc calling the cops.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Like, that's who would make me mad.

[Chick]

Oh, the other family.

[Bob]

Yeah. I'm like, hey, which one of your friend's parents suck?

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Bob]

No. That's the worst part about being a parent is your kid's friend's parents.

[Tom]

Oh, that is the worst.

[Bob]

Like, sometimes all of my son's friends. Parents are awesome, but they aren't. Like, you're like, oh, great, I get to hang out with the orthodontist for two hours and hear about what orthodontist talk. Why can't you be friends with the dude whose dad's a hell's angel right.

[Christy]

Now? You just attended a graduation.

[Bob]

I did.

[Christy]

Did they applaud? Did they hold their applause till the end? This is my pick.

[Bob]

They did not announce to hold applause.

[Christy]

Oh, good.

[Bob]

They were loud. Every parent Every parent you could tell which ones like that was the first of their generation to graduate. And the guy doing the announcing waited for everything to die down before announcing the next class.

[Christy]

That's the way it should.

[Tom]

Is that a small. Did you have a small graduating class, though?

[Bob]

250.

[Tom]

Oh, that's not small. That's pretty normal.

[Christy]

When did this thing start about. Don't applaud for each kid. What?

[Bob]

But parrots were losing their minds. And I loved it. It was happening in the 90s. We weren't allowed to, but nobody did. It never worked.

[Tom]

It never worked.

[Bob]

They didn't even make the announcement. Okay. Yeah, that's probably good. Yeah.

[Christy]

Well, that's cool. Let's see.

[Bob]

Where are we.

[Christy]

Oh, wait a minute. We gotta do something else there. I did wanna do something real quick. We had that story earlier, Christy and I forget. The name of the scientist was Dr. Sniffin.

[Chick]

Sarah Siffin. Sniffing.

[Christy]

And it was really a story about the science of bad smells. And obviously in her case, her name led her to her career destiny. But it reminded me of this. And see if you recognize this and why this is relevant to our current discussion. You know what this is, Ms. Hooker?

[Tom]

I don't.

[Christy]

It's a very good song.

[Bob]

This is a great song.

[Christy]

Coming back to it all. Anybody?

[Bob]

Sure.

[Christy]

Great guitar. You got this, Jeffrey?

[Bob]

No, no.

[Tom]

I don't know.

[Chick]

Something. Tears, right?

[Bob]

Yes. And the new story is a hint as to what the first part is.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Sniffing Tears.

[Bob]

Sniffing the tears.

[Chick]

What?

[Bob]

So it's. It's. It's spelled like Snif and the Tears. Like sniff and.

[Christy]

Yeah, the name of the band. Sniff and the Tears.

[Chick]

What's the name of the song, though?

[Christy]

Driver's Seat.

[Chick]

Driver.

[Christy]

Yeah, the. The hook's coming up here in a second.

[Tom]

I like it.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Great guitar. And fall in there. Here's the chorus here. Yeah. That was their only hit, right?

[Bob]

Eh, yeah, must have been. But boy, it's great.

[Christy]

Yeah. Terrific song. Sniffin the Tears. I mean, if your name is Sniffin. I hope she's familiar with that song, don't you think? I mean, if there was a. If there was a song called Oscar, you'd probably be familiar with it, I would think.

[Chick]

Well, Will Power wasn't familiar with the Will Power song.

[Christy]

Yeah, we like to highlight the obscure.

[Chick]

Yes, we do.

[Christy]

Coming up, we got our buddy Peter Frampton in the news.

[Chick]

And you're gonna do history. You're not gonn forget today.

[Christy]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bob]

Yes. Thanks, Mom.

[Chick]

That's what I'm here for. Pat keep you guys in line.

[Tom]

What are you doing under there?

[Bob]

Touching myself.

[Tom]

He's trying to warm up, but it looks really, really bad.

[Bob]

I have my hands down by. In my legs here.

[Christy]

Remember that great story about the lady cutting hair? And there'd been a. This is a. This is from a friend of ours whose wife is a hairdresser person. Eddie that.

[Tom]

Well, his mother. We also have one of his kids here.

[Christy]

There had been a report that there was a man pleasuring himself while getting.

[Bob]

His hair cut under the cape.

[Christy]

Under the cape?

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

This happened to her?

[Christy]

Well, no. So she's cutting hair and she sees the. This sort of up and down thing happening under the.

[Bob]

No.

[Christy]

And the guy was cleaning his glasses.

[Bob]

Oh, thank you. Good ending.

[Christy]

It had a happy ending, the story, but not a happy ending in the actual. Well, unless he was cleaning glasses with his penis. That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra.

[Bob]

Catch us on itunes, google play and.

[Christy]

Stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

[Bob]

I am Michael Rosenbaum. I am Tom Welling. Welcome to talk Bill. Where it's fun to talk about Smallville. We're going to be talking to sometimes guest stars. Are you liking the direction Lois is going in? Yeah, because I'm getting more screen time. Good. But mostly it's just me and Tom remembering.

[Christy]

I think we all feel like there.

[Bob]

Was a season missing here. Got me, Tom. Let's revisit it. Let's look at it. See what we remember.

[Christy]

See what we remember. I had never been around anything like that before.

[Bob]

I mean, it was so fun.

[Christy]

Talk ville.

[Bob]

Talk Bill. I just had a flashback. Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Let's get into it.