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Episode: B&T Extra: Corn & Bacon Sodas, & Sir Duke Talk
Release Date: August 14, 2025

Introduction to B&T Extra

In this episode of B&T Extra, hosted by Christy, Bob, and Tom, the hosts delve into a variety of engaging topics, blending humor with insightful commentary. This segment serves as a supplementary feature, offering listeners additional content they might have missed during the main morning show.

Corn and Bacon Sodas Review

One of the standout segments of this episode is the hosts' exploration of Lester's Fixins' unique sodas: Sweet Corn and Bacon flavors. The trio engages in a lively tasting session, sharing their candid reactions and humorous banter.

• Sweet Corn Soda:

  • Christy kicks off the tasting, noting, "It does look like a urine sample. Yeah, very yellow." (04:13)
  • Bob humorously comments on the aroma: "It smells exactly like a can of corn where you open. So we're trying that first, the sweet corn. It tastes better than it smells." (04:18)
  • The soda's surprising taste leads Christy to remark, "It's delicious. It's like corn in the cob with fizz in it." (04:29)
  • Tom speculates potential uses, suggesting, "What is this would be a good mixer. What are we mixing this with to make a cocktail?" (05:14)
  • The discussion leans into creativity, with ideas like a "Mexican street corn cocktail" featuring tequila. Christy shares a personal anecdote: "When I was down in Austin, I had this Mexican street corn, and it was incredible. And I always think about how good this would be to make a nice cocktail." (05:36)

• Bacon Soda:

  • Transitioning to the bacon flavor, Christy queries, "Is this the same company?" (06:11)
  • Bob and Tom discuss the natural coloring used, with Bob guessing, "Beets," to which Tom confirms, "Exactly. It's beet juice." (06:39)
  • The taste test reveals mixed reactions:
    • Christy finds it pleasing, "It's like a can of corn where you open. So we're trying that first, the sweet corn. It tastes better than it smells. Yeah, it is." (07:09)
    • Bob admits, "It's not for me. No. I don't want to suggest that it's not good, but I think you've nailed it." (05:55)
    • Deciding to experiment, Bob declares, "I'm gonna do a bacon corn soda." (08:21)
    • The attempt results in humorous disappointment, with Tom remarking, "It's not good." (08:22)
    • However, Christy remains optimistic about mixing the flavors into a cocktail: "What a palette. Will someone please try to make a... I'll do this." (08:27)

The segment concludes with the hosts appreciating the boldness of Lester's Fixins, acknowledging the sodas' potential as conversation starters and unique beverage options.

Graduation Pole Dancer Incident

Shifting gears, the hosts discuss a controversial news story about a junior high school graduation in Taiwan, where a couple employed pole dancers to perform, causing public outcry.

• Chick summarizes the incident: "A couple in Taiwan facing scrutiny after hiring pole dancers to perform at their son's graduation." (11:25)
• Christy clarifies the setting: "This was at the ceremony." (11:47)
• The discussion highlights parental intentions versus community standards:
  • Chick notes the son's discomfort: "This kid said he was mortified." (13:28)
  • Tom explores hypothetical scenarios, questioning if similar actions in different contexts, like a little league coach taking 13-year-olds to Hooters, would be acceptable. (12:33)
  • Bob adds a humorous touch while maintaining the conversation's seriousness: "I think it's inappropriate and that's coming from a rad. Yeah, I'm just joking. It's inappropriate." (12:56)

The hosts collectively agree that while creativity in graduation ceremonies is encouraged, incorporating adult-oriented performances at a young student's event crosses the line, emphasizing the importance of age-appropriate celebrations.

Parent-Child Relationships & "Sir Duke" Terminology

The conversation seamlessly transitions into a light-hearted discussion about "Sir Duke", a persona of Bob characterized by his party antics.

• Christy teases Bob about adopting the Sir Duke persona: "What would it take for you to become Sir Dude the party night." (09:27)
• Bob humorously outlines the transformation: "I have to polish off a 12-pack of cans and then you put the 12-pack on your head. That's right. And become Sir Dude the party night." (09:11)
• The group brainstorms potential scenarios, including a humorous take on managing the antics: "If you're ever going to happen, 4th of July weekend is when it will be this year." (09:16)

This segment provides a glimpse into the playful dynamics of the hosts, showcasing their camaraderie and ability to weave humor into personal anecdotes.

Music Segment: "Sniffin the Tears" Mention

In a nod to music enthusiasts, the hosts discuss the iconic song "Driver's Seat" by Sniffin' the Tears.

• Christy connects a previous story about bad smells to the band: "It reminded me of this. And see if you recognize this and why this is relevant to our current discussion." (16:04)
• Bob engages the audience with a teaser: "This is a great song." (16:35)
• The group reflects on the song's impact and their familiarity with it:
  • Christy remarks on the guitar work: "Great guitar." (17:14)
  • Chick adds, "What's the name of the song, though? Driver." (16:57)

This brief yet nostalgic segment underscores the hosts' appreciation for classic hits and their ability to intertwine music discussions with broader conversations.

Story: Man Pleasuring Himself During Haircut

Wrapping up the episode, the hosts recount an amusing yet awkward story about inappropriate behavior in an unexpected setting.

• Christy introduces the anecdote: "There had been a report that there was a man pleasuring himself while getting..." (18:16)
• The narrative unfolds with Bob and Tom adding comedic flair:
  • Bob quips, "His hair cut under the cape." (18:35)
  • Christy delivers the punchline: "Unless he was cleaning glasses with his penis." (19:03)

The segment serves as a humorous close to the episode, blending edgy humor with the hosts' signature storytelling style.

Conclusion

In this episode of B&T Extra, Bob, Tom, and Christy offer a dynamic mix of product reviews, humorous tales, and topical discussions. From the unconventional flavors of Corn & Bacon Sodas to the delicate balance of creativity and appropriateness in graduation ceremonies, the hosts navigate each topic with their characteristic wit and camaraderie. Whether reminiscing about classic music hits or sharing outrageous stories, this episode provides a comprehensive and entertaining listening experience for fans and newcomers alike.

Notable Quotes:

• Christy [04:29]: "It's delicious. It's like corn in the cob with fizz in it."
• Bob [05:55]: "It's not for me. No. I don't want to suggest that it's not good, but I think you've nailed it."
• Chick [13:28]: "This kid said he was mortified."
• Christy [12:33]: "What would happen if a little league coach took 13-year-olds to Hooters after a game?"
• Bob [09:11]: "I have to polish off a 12-pack of cans and then you put the 12-pack on your head."

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