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And it all culminates with the double header of NBA Basketball, the Emirates cup action featuring the Bucks at Knicks at 7 and the Mavs at the Lakers at 10. And it's all only on Prime. Rubber up. For safety. Rubber up. Keep your condoms handy. Always. Rubber up. Put your mind at ease when you spread those. Keep your condoms handy. Everybody rubber up. In cooperation with state and local authorities, we at the Northside Travel Club urge you to practice safe sex. We do five, six, seven, eight times a day. Don that rubber skin for you. Right in. Keep those condoms handy. Everybody, rubber off. Now some more. Bob and Tom. You want it, you need it. You can't live without it. This is Bob and Tom. Extra. There's Josh Arnold. Hello. Jess Hooker's here. There's Ace Cosby. Me, I'm Chick McGee. And Tom, we have a special super duper guest in the studio. We are joined by our good friend comedian Kostaki Economopoulos is here with us. And Kostaki of course is also our NFL correspondent. We love you. And I was just getting organized, actually. Getting organized, getting Kostakis stuff here all ready to go. See, that's paperwork. It's a piece of paper. Yeah, okay, well, I'm sorry, what were you saying? Once again, maybe radio's not for you. You can't do two things at once. I can't. I can't think and talk at the same time. Kind of a problem. Yeah, that would be helpful in this crap. Yeah. Yeah. Kostaki is a distinguished stand up comedian. He is also a huge NFL fan and he's Greek and he has all pro lines. He's the proprietor of all pro lines where people can weigh in with their thoughts on CEO, the world of. The world of profess football. You're also an Atlanta Falcons die hard fan. Yeah, that's gone well. They're not doing too bad. They're right in there. This year is fine. Yeah, it's all right. This, we're fine. Fine. Kaki, are. Are you technically. You're technically single, right? Yes. Yeah, I'm. Oh, I'm single. What do you mean technically single? I mean. Yeah. Yeah. And you're legally single? I'm not legally single yet, but we're working on it. Okay. I did buy condoms though. Oh really? That was cathartic. How many is a good question. That's the definition of what I thought. The most, I think. Wow, that's a funny first question. Is there a. Is there an expiration date on those babies? Yeah, they're definitely. I may have run by. Yeah, it's. Yeah. Yeah. So I walked into the store. I was very excited. Just felt cathartic. Cathartic. I'm like, I'm going to buy some condoms. And then I couldn't find them. Right. Took a while to find them. And then when I found them, they were locked. No. Yes. Really? And it's funny how quick I went back to 17 year old me. I was like, oh, I gotta talk to a lady. And I did. I had to walk around and find a woman to help Me, she was about 65 years old, maybe Jamaican. She was awesome. We had such a human exchange. So I. I go, yeah, if you open these, I could. I could take it from you. I just haven't bought these in, like, a decade. And she said, yeah, most of the people who get these are a lot younger. Chef's kiss. And I go, yeah. Do you have any idea what the kids are buying these days? And this is a direct quote. She said, no. My kitchen's been closed for a long time, too. Wow. Did you take her to dinner? I wish was. So coming up. It was really. It was just like this very human kind, earnest. So there. There are. There's so many different kinds. There's so many different kinds of condoms. How did you decide? Well, there were two that I wanted to try, but they're boxes of 12, which seems like a lot of condoms to buy for a guy with nothing going on. Do they have a variety pack, like Band Aids? No, that would be where they've got, like, the little ones, the big ones. I would totally go, that's how I buy beers now. You get the 12 pack with all the different kinds. I bet you. I would almost guarantee you could go online and some. Has to be some company that'll give you eight different kinds of whatever. Must be. That's a great idea. So I. So I get two boxes of condoms, and I had some other stuff in my hands, and I turned to walk away, and she said, enjoy your life. It was so earnest. And I didn't think of it till I got to the car, but if I thought of it, I would have said it, and I'm 100% sure she would have laughed. I should have turned and gone, you know, this is a lot of condoms. You want to knock some rust off or something? She would have loved that. I don't know. Knock some rust off. We got to get this kitchen reopen, girl. There you go. Turn the fire up the burners. Yeah. Extend the metaphor. Go back to the kitchen. Don't use the rust word. That sounds. That's the wrong. Shake out the spiders. They prefer. Do they have. We. Let's open up those now. Is it too personal for me to ask? Have you had an opportunity to. I've. Yes, but. But most of them are just still there, you know, it's not zero, but it's a very small number. I see. All right. And did you keep them in your. No, I don't. I don't walk around with. Did you make the right choice, do you think? Do you have A condom on you right now? No, I did not. Oh. Two of the three men in this room currently are wearing them. You have to take them on stage with you at some point and, and say, I got the condoms right here. Anyone? Well, Dr. Rostov? Anyone? Yeah, I've seen the women that respond to that. I don't know if you do want that. No, no. Kostaki, are you an iPhone guy or an Android guy? Oh, on my phone. But I did hear this conversation on the way in. Isn't that amazing? It is. Did you hear this, Ms. Hooker? No. What happened? There are plenty of good reasons. 25 of people, if they had just met someone, if. If they're an iPhone user and this person's an Android, they wouldn't deal breaker as well. Deal breaker. That wouldn't even be on my radar. No, no, no. I don't. I don't care. One of the cool things about if your partner is the opposite, if your iPhone and their Android, then they can't take your charger. That's a good thing. Just yesterday I had a girl break up with me because we had different phones. Really? Yeah. Her phone was an iPhone and my phone had naked pictures of her sister on it. Yeah. So, you know, she said this is a deal breaker system. You were on Shallow Girls. Our guest is comedian Kostaki, economist. So you're obviously doing a little bit of dating then, since very, very little. I'm so enjoying being by myself just to sleep diagonally across a king sized bed. No one is mad about snoring or I can eat when I want sleep. Are you? Are you? Are you, Are you meeting ladies post show that they see you on stage? Are you? No, my demo is 57 year old white guys only. You mean, you mean your audience is not your sex demo? I believe I told this thank you earlier. Any port in the stor you want to get the Grinder app? You don't know. Oh, there aren't. Are there late life gay men? Oh, sure. Like late life. You're thinking of switching? No, no, no. He is. That's what I heard. So you're meeting. You're meeting some ladies? Are. Are you meeting them on the Internet thing? I. Did you see what he just did to you? Just go with the narrative he wants to build. Are you dating? No, no. Very soon. So you're meeting these? It's amazing. I did try tender almost as a social experiment. I have enough friends in the same, you know, boat and they, they all said it was a nightmare, but I felt like I should Try it. I will say the first night of Tinder, you feel like a king. I'm just laying in bed with a beer buzz. I'm like, I say yes to you. Yes. Large bosoms. Enjoy sushi. Yes. Bio written in broken English. Weird makeup. Enjoys craft beer. Yes. Bring them all to me by Thursday. And then, of course, like a hundred. Whatever it is. 100 swipes later, nothing. No, just it's. It's so humbling. And then you finally get a little. You have like a little text exchange when you finally connect with somebody. And this is totally true. And like, three phrases in. I'm like, oh, this isn't a woman. Oh, this is a robot that wants me to send bitcoin. Yeah, Yeah. A lot of those. Yeah. I had no idea that was the cul de sac on a lot of these. What gave it away? It was literally like a inhuman kind of exchange, you know, like, it was clearly a. You could. You can tell? Yeah, immediately, like, there's not a human anything. AI has trouble with articles, I've noticed. Be like, so in the off time are on now, or something like that. They've really broken English there. Every now and then they get not responsive in a human way to what I was saying at all. And what was your pitch, may I ask? My pitch? What is the. What is the Kostaki sales pitch? Yeah, what did your. What did your Tinder profile say? Oh, man, I don't even remember. It's been a while. Let's take a look. Yeah. Did you say you're a comedian? No. No. Can I guess? I bet you say you're a writer. Entertainer. I didn't. I don't think I covered my job. Magician. Are you supposed to tell them what you do? I guess you should tell them. Did you mention the Atlanta Falcons? I didn't do that. Probably craft beer, right? You've probably said that. Craft beer is in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Little sports. Yeah, I forget. It's been. It's been a couple of years. I tried this at the very beginning. Do you say father disaster immediately? So I'm like, okay, that's not the path. Oh, yeah. Did you go ahead and say, you know, father to single father, that kind of thing? Yes, I did. Yeah. Yeah. Because I think that's important. Yeah. Why not? Yeah, they definitely need to know that. Well. And you want to weed out the people who aren't interested, right? Yeah. Are there. Are there codes that people use, implying certain things? What do you mean? Boy, like what they're into sexually oh, you mean like they'd say I like to leave my garage door up, stuff like that? Oh, well, if you don't know, don't worry, it does sound. My back door's always open. That's what I was trying to like. Deep thinker and deep two. That's right. Okay. Yeah. Implying, you know, donkey esque. I have a dog. I hope you do too. Doggy styles. Yeah, I'm asking. I don't know, I've never, I could never do any of this stuff. Yeah, no, I find it to be terrible all the way through and it's so. It's hard for me because I just want to just be by myself. I want to be a good comic and a good dad and the rest of it, like I don't even really, I'm not interested now. I'm sure I will be someday. But it's so nice. Yeah. When your kids are old, is it starting to back up? Is it starting to back up? You know what I'm saying? No. I've had some long running habits that have remained keep them in place. So the reason you're diagonal on the queen size bed is because there's a couple of wet spots. Okay, well, we've done some good work here. Now if I could get back to something. I had an idea. When Kostakia Khandemopolis is in the process of becoming a single man again, you've been apart from them. But you mentioned that, you mentioned that you went on, you purchased some condoms. Oh, yeah. And as I recall the situation there was a huge variety available behind the lot glass. Yes. Yes. You kind of had to choose to. And my question was, doesn't some company have a, a variety pack? And I said like band aids. And I was trying to think of another analogy and I thought of one. Remember when you were a kid and you could buy that 12 pack of cereal boxes? Yes. And it was always at the end of the pack, there was always the one you didn't want to eat. Yeah. You'd go through all the cool ones that were all sugar. Then you'd get. Oh, I've got the grape Nuts. Right. French tickler. Special K was the ones. Yeah. Why would they even put Special kids? Yeah, Special K was always in there. And then did your, your mom never did this. Wake up my mom. Well, if you don't eat that one, we're not buying another one. You had to, you know, eat all. Oh, no, no. Yeah, we had. Yeah. No Kostaki. This is important. Neapolitan ice cream. Ah. What Order do you eat them in? Oh, yeah. I. I like variety. So a little bit of each. You try to keep it even. You can't do. That's the wrong answer. That's wrong, Josh. Not wrong. There's no. There's no question now as to why we're not friends with him. Isn't that right? That's right. What a bad answer. You go choc, vanilla, strawberry, boom. The order that you like, chocolate, strawberry. But I've always been the opposite. Like, I always save the best bite of the meal for the end. Okay. I would even eat pizza backwards so that you get the middle part at the end. Oh, that's. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. You want to kind of, you know, like in the stand up show, you want to try to peek at the end. I see. Yeah. I think. I think Dahmer did that. Yeah. Now, does this apply to your lovemaking also? Yes. Ideally, the peak is at the end. It's at the end. I think in the first five. You're still calling it love making. All right, Christy, what do you got over there at the news desk? An article from the Guardian offers the following information. Your pet may be getting in the way of your sex life. Clinical psychologist Karen Gurney said, quote, given that attention is so crucial for sex, anything that disrupts it, like noticing the dog has jumped onto the bed, can really get in the way of our sexual response. I don't know if attention is actually important to sex. Depends on who the person is. It's like, whatever. And then it kind of takes on a life of its own and what's done. Yeah, you don't have to. Especially in a, like a long term relationship. You don't have to just, you know, let him go. You gotta be attendance. And then you don't, you know, you just kind of phone it in. Like autopilot. Yes. Okay, that sounds awful. So you're okay. So if there are two golden retrievers staring at you, you're okay with it? Yeah, that's fine. I just shut my eyes and I don't see them. Those in relationship. What about if they're jumping up on the bed? Well, that's a little bit more problematic. I should work together to set boundaries. I don't like any. I don't like any hair up there. Last thing I want is picking golden retriever hair out of my mouth. Well, you don't have to kiss them. You do it to the dog. He always. He never wants to talk, but then when he wants to talk, he's like this consummate lover. Is that right? Tom, you should work together to set boundaries in your bedroom regarding your pets, those engaging in casual sex. Yeah, boundaries. Like not having your pets in there. Should ask pet owning partners about their bedroom policy before jumping into bed with you. All right, let's say so. How does that go? Go ahead, Josh. What's that? I was gonna say something. You and I are going to get together later, Josh. First time. Yeah. For your casual encounter. Hey, you know, maybe we could, you know, take this into the bedroom later. Right. What is your bedroom policy as far as your. Your pets go? Oh, you see what's happening? There was a girl I was dating years ago, and she had a dog. Oh, you date girls? Yeah. I thought you just. I was experimenting. I think I'm wasting my time. We. No, no, please. Keep showering me with gifts. Okay. All right. She had a dog that we would eventually just let in the room because it would scratch and bark at the door. And we were like, just let. Oh, my goodness. Because it was more of a distraction to have it out of the room. What, do you. Just come in and lay down and leave you alone? Yeah, and leave us alone. Yeah. Dogs just go in their crates and lay there. Yeah. Have a show. There's a famous. Exactly. There's a famous story from the great actor Robert Mitchum on this topic. I highly. It's worth. Look. Googling it and finding it. It's very humorous. Okay. It involves Mr. Mitchum's testicles and a great day, and. Go ahead and tell us this. No, no, I can't. It's. It's. It's far too vulgar. You can all. I think we get it. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if you're gonna put two things together, there's licking involved. Josh, is your cat in the room when you. Yeah, it has been. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. But cats, you know, they don't care. Yeah. Oh, I would think the potential for a scratch, you know, they. They look. Oh, look, there's a ball of yarn. Oh, there's two. Yeah. There's something flopping around. I can scratch it. I think that. Thankfully, that has not been. And. Ooh. My younger dog thinks that I am everything. I'm her world. And so every night when we go to bed, she kind of corrals and doesn't let Andy get in bed. She won't let him. It's so funny. 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