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B&T Extra: Costaki Economopolis, Jeff Oskay, & News We Failed to Mention
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Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on the big show today, Kostaki Economopoulopoulos plus Jeff Oskay and a stupid world record. It's coming up in just a minute. When you think about businesses that are selling through the roof like Aloe or Skins. Sure you think about a great product, a cool brand and brilliant marketing. But an often overlooked secret is actually the businesses behind the business making, selling and for shoppers buying. Simple for millions of businesses, that business is Shopify. Nobody does selling better than Shopify with shop pay that boosts conversions up to 50%, meaning way less carts are going abandoned and way more sales happening. So if you're into growing your business, your commerce platform better be ready to sell whatever your customers are scrolling or strolling on the web, in your store, in their feed and everywhere in between. Businesses that sell more sell on Shopify. Upgrade your business and get the same checkout Skins uses. Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at shopify.com westwood1 all lowercase go to shopify.com westwood1 to upgrade your selling. I bought some Twinkies, I bought some Ding Dongs, I bought some Ho Ho's and some powdered sugar donuts. I poured some sugar in my Pepsi, I had seven cups of coffee with some Fudge. I ate a Snickers bar, I ate a Almond Joy I poured some sugar on a Milky Way and ate it and now I'm driving on the freeway and if you cut me off I think I'm going to kill you. Yeah yeah. Kill you. Kill you. I pulled a booger out of my nose. I poured some sugar on the booger and I ate it. I'm eating sugar boogers. I'm eating sugar boogers. Yeah. Yeah. Sugar, sugar. Kill you. Sugar's good. Yeah. Beep. Here's some extra. This is Bob and Tom. Extra. We are going to hook up, I think, with comedian NFL guy Kostaki Economopoulos. Oh, wow. You look very patriotic today. Falcons jersey Falcon, they were big winners last year. Says Kostaki on it so he knows it's his. Yeah, that's right. That's nice. It's got the big Falcons logo by your right boob. It's ridiculous. This shirt is almost more of a soccer thing. Wow. Yeah, it does. That is one of the ugliest shirts I've ever seen. But that's the NFL. I can agree more. It's ridiculous. You should be parking cars at the stadium. That is what that looks like. Ah, Timu, did your daughters get that for you? This is a gift from a guy I do a gig for in Wisconsin. He gave it to me. Look, I can't pay you. I'm guessing the guy's name was also Kazaki because he was trying to. Trying to get rid of it. When you were a kid, did you ever go into one of those truck stops and try to find a license plate that said Kostaki on it? Of course. Yeah, my whole life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Never got one of those keychains. Yeah, but you did get one because, remember, I sent you one. Yeah, I have one now. It goes on the Christmas tree. I have never seen anybody set up. Will you thank me in my life more than Tom Griswold? He will hold a gift of. Now, Kostaki is the proprietor of a special place you can find in the world of social media, it's all about participating in. In joke therapy. And you're going to give us some all pro line stuff right now, Kostaki? Yeah, yeah. At all pro lines on all your favorite social media platforms. The jets are so bad, even those stone faced guards outside of Buckingham palace were giggling. How about those hats? How about those hats, huh? I don't know how they see those. I mean, you talk about impractical hat, right? I mean, the Pope. The Pope thing's pretty impractical. But those things, if it rains, don't they just start weighing a lot? Big free. That has to be the standard impractical hat. Yeah, well, they do, but you know those big. Those big gigantic black things that they yeah, of course, it does prove that there were obviously gay designers back in the early days. Guard uniforms. You think there were gay men in the the 1800s? In England. In England. You're crazy, weirdo. The Greeks invented the. The English perfected sodomy. Okay. Oh, nice. The jets are considering going dressed on Halloween as a professional football team. Suggesting that they aren't. You see, they're not. They're not very good. The jets are so bad, the next Top Gun sequel is about the Coast Guard. That's bad. They're embarrassed to make more Jet movies. They're very embarrassing. Wow. Hey, jets, you're supposed to circle the airport, not the drain. The jets are so bad, Don McLean is writing them a song. What a great artist. The jets are so bad, the ghost of John Denver wants to fly them. That's bad. Oh, there. The only thing louder than the jets taking off is the sucking sound when they take the field. They're not good. They're now flying non stop to 06. I hope jets are so bad, they're listed on the New York Suck Exchange. At least Anthony Richardson is now the second most notorious football story in Indianapolis. Thank you, Mark Sanchez. That's good. He's out of the hospital, by the way. He's out of the hospital. He might face jail time. He's hoping to get credit for time served as a New York Jet. How much does it suck for the Butt fumble to be the second most embarrassing thing in your life? His former coach, Rex Ryan was not reachable for comment. He was busy perusing sweet ass feet dot com. That's right. Rex teeth are so white they bought a Prius. Super, super white. They asked to speak to the manager. They're very, very white. That's a great joke. I think if you stand next to Rex, you get one of those weird sunburns like in Close Encounters. Those are white teeth. Kazaki. I saw that. Very. They're very. Yeah, I saw them at a Matchbox 20 concert. There you go. White teeth. Why super white? Rex Ryan's teeth just ordered a pumpkin spice latte. There you go. Super white. He moved to my neighborhood. A terrific stand up comedian. Thanks, Kostaki. Hey, Tom, You do that as kids to try to make fart noises. Can't do it anymore. That was very moist. Josh is turning. Turning scarlet. Yeah, sorry. Oh, I have a whip. Whip? No, no, tell me more. Traveling clown. You have a whip. A wind bag. A wind bag. Okay, correction. We got something wrong. That's impossible. I asked if the the word impulse would make a Good car name. And we kind of thought, well, maybe. Well, turns out, according to Steve, Isuzu made a little sports coupe called the Impulse. Lasted a couple generations. I had. I had no idea I had an Isuzu Trooper. Loved it. Did you? I had. The first year was available in the United States, the two door Isuzu Trooper. And it was a big, square, boxy thing. It looks. Yeah, it looks. Now, in retrospect, it looks like a. Like a Defender from Range Rover. But when you hit the freeway on that thing, if. If there was a mild puff of wind, you had to grab that steering wheel. I love that thing. They don't. Isuzu doesn't distribute cars in the States anymore, right? Oh, really? I don't think so. They make trucks. But remember Joe Isuzu? Yeah, yeah, the liar guy or whatever. Was he a comedian? That. I think that too. I always wondered where he came from. He was just an actor. He was on Empty Nest. Yeah, right, David. And he. One of the. Hari Krishna is an airplane. That's right. Yes, that's right. That's. Yikes. Well, they're very good. Well worth the correction. Yeah. I don't think they still sell cars in the States, but the one I had was great. Ace, you had a Trooper too, didn't you? 20 plus years. Yeah. David Leisure. Yeah, he was terrific. Yeah. Now we have to. I asked Mr. Oskar to come in here because this one story kind of involves a situation that. That Jeff was involved with a professional tennis player who claims that a kiss caused a positive methamphetamine drug test. Was suspended for four years by the International Tennis Integrity Agency. Kissing a meth mouth last week. Gone. Carlo Oliveira from Venezuela, provisionally suspended in January following a positive test in November of 24 while competing at the ATP Challenger event in Mexico. He's from Portugal. Denied taking the drug that made his argument at a hearing with an independent tribunal. I did not take it. The drug's present presence was unintentional. This is not the first time an athlete has said a positive drug test happened because of kissing. I would never take drugs. I mean, do you buy into this, do you think? No, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know the story. Did the woman he kissed have any teeth? French Olympic fencer Yasora Thibis was cleared in July by the Court of Arbitration of doping allegations after judges accepted she was contaminated with the anabolic steroid Osterine in 2024 by kissing her American partner over a period of nine days. Kissed her on her period. During her period. It's a long period. Nine days. That's not normal. Hell, yeah. She's lightheaded. Nine days. Nine days. Not defending your nine days. Nine days. Okay. In 2009, Richard Gaskett. Gasket. Get the gasket. Dick Gasket. Dick Gasket. If ever there was a porno name Dick Gasket, he escaped. I'll stop that leakage. That was original name for condoms. Where? Dick Gasket. The tennis federation tribunal panel rul that he accidentally took cocaine by kissing a woman in a nightclub. Okay, so there is a precedent then evident. But first of all, I love the swiftest of justice in this case. This guy was nailed in more than almost a year ago. And now they're just coming up with this conclusion. Seems. I don't know. You want a thorough investigation. It can't take that long. I. I don't know. So, Jeff, have you had experience with a similar. I. Oh, man, this was a long time ago. Okay. I was a different person. Other life choices, lots of bad life choices had led to my girlfriend. She was on probation at the time and would twice a week have to go and make a drop. She was clean. She was doing everything she was supposed to. Was the drop urine? Yes. Okay. Yeah. Not like a drop like drugs. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah. She had to go and make a urine drop twice a week. All right. I would take her to the urine drops or whatever. I though was still smoking a lot of pot during this time, but not around her. So she gets a call up from her probation officer, hey, you had a dirty drop. You have to go to court this Friday. I take her to court. The court is packed. She goes up in front of the judge, and the judge says, ma', am, you tested positive for marijuana. You're going to go to jail. What is your defense? And she says, well, my boyfriend smokes a lot of pot and I give him a lot of oral. This is probably how I tested positive. The judge laughed, the bailiff laughed. The entire court laughed. Her dad sitting next to me did not laugh. I did not laugh. And she ended up spending the week in jail. Oh, man. She was clean, or do you think she. No, she was. I believe she was clean. Oh, man. I was taking. She had injured herself. I was taking care of her at the time. She was not doing pot. You made her do that while she was injured? I. You dirty, dirty. We had nothing better to do. She couldn't go to work. Wow. So. So apparently this was not a facial injury. No. That is interesting. Wow. So that was not a good enough defense for it. She did spend the weekend in jail. There's some precedent for this. We remember Christy. We had a story a few years ago about someone that claimed that they got it during intimate relations. Yeah. During the intimate relations with. So who knows? We'd have to talk. I mean, it sounds plausible, obviously. Yeah. Yeah. In this case, you just needed to separate the seed from the chest. Yeah. Stems and seeds. You see, once a thing. Oh, we know about. We know one thing about your former girlfriend. She didn't spit. No, no. She took it like a champ. Yeah. Took it like a champ. And the jail sentence. Yeah. Yeah. Well, does that conclude sports? No, it does not. Are you kidding? I appreciate that. Stupid world. You like hearing about Jeff's dirt bag life, don't you? Yeah, he does. That's one of the nicest guys I know. He's Noah. He's a great dad. I know. But really, you get a kick out of hearing about the filthy escapades of the seamy underbelly. The back in the days when he lived with dirty leg. I. I get kind of a kick out of it. I believe Pat has a song, Tom. Really? Yeah. On that story. Yeah. Am I on drugs? They wanna know it's in my system but I swear it ain't so. Is it in my hair? Oh, yes, you'll find it there Is it in my pee? Oh, yes. Test and see if you wanna know why I'm a meth or blow it's from her kiss it's from her kiss oh, yeah. My gal name's Beth, you know she's on meth and when we kiss the meth gets in my piss if you wanna know why I'm a meth and blow it's from her kiss it's from her kiss, yeah. We're done now. Yeah. Yeah. I love that song. Isn't that a good song? Yeah. I like the shirt. Yeah. Cheryl King. Is that a Carol King world record? Carol. Get a load of this. We're having fun, right? Yeah. Well, let's put a stop to that. Okay. A California woman has broken the Guinness World Record for creating the world's longest crocheted scarf by an individual. Oh, boy. All right. Yeah. Exactly. Indeed. Carol King did not write shoes like all the. James Mansfield. Who the hell was it? It was written by Ruby Clark. Oh, Ruby. Inventor of the Clark Bar. That's right. Okay, good. You can buy Clark bars at Cracker Barrel every night. And. And we're getting tractor supply. I'm sorry. Oh. World record. Daisy Ptac crocheted a scarf measuring 981ft, 11 inches. Okay, that's apparently just a few feet shorter than the Eiffel Tower. Still can't get it around her waist. Oh, I see. Big girl. She estimates unfair. Lies. Lies. Record breaking scarf required over a thousand dollars worth of yarn. I hear there's a giraffe interested. Jeffrey. I'll take that. You'd have to name a giraffe Jeffrey. No. It's a little hacky, isn't it? No, you don't want to go with the. You know, just Dave, Dave. Dave the giraffe. Hey, Dave. All right. Hey, how are you? Check out this swole scar. Yeah. Covers my whole hear about the giraffe who walked into a bar, bartender said, sorry, we don't serve long necks here. Everything's on draft. Maybe reverse that, something like that. Everything's on draft. We don't serve long next year. So we have the scarf wrapped around all these people. Is that what we're seeing here? I don't know. Yeah, I guess. Look at the crowd. College brochure. Yeah. Pretty diverse neighborhood. Is that. Wow. That doesn't exist. No. No. How did you hear about this? It wasn't word of mouth, I can tell you that. Wow. There's plenty of scarf left. Look at it. It looks like a barrel. Yeah, that's really something. Unless that's a child. A little chubby little kid. Okay, well, thank you very much. Yeah, that's sports. I'm pro scarf now. Are you guys pro scarf? Oh, God, you know me, I love scarf. But Chick has the best turtleneck on. Yeah, but they're important. They really do help in the cold weather. Cover up the moneymaker. Oh, yeah. When you dry off after a shower, do you buff? I don't do the thing where I put the towel between my legs and really give the perineum a scrub. You're supposed to self dry, right? I'd like to thank any. Any friend I've ever had. I've considered a friend would never do that. No, I mean, I think, but Donald Duck does it. Yeah, I only see it in cartoons. I don't think it's a real thing. I don't. You heard. You heard it from a Robert Klein thing and now you won't. You won't stop talking about it. I don't remember that. You don't do it or why do you? Isn't that what he said Yogi Berra did? Tom thinks it's funny because there's a Chance poop will get on the towel? Probably. I mean, look at him. He's giggling like a school. Oh, my gosh. I just think it's an odd, odd thing to do then to hang the towel up and come back for more later. Because the first thing you dry is your face when you get out of the shower. Right? Right. So you just put that and. You know me, I'm one towel man. That towel gets used once and then it's. I'm a twicer. You are? Yeah. Yep. I'll go all week. Some. Some weeks. I used to. And then I read an article that confirmed Tom's theory, really, that you really, really should. But I use a lot of towels, though. I mean, I love towels. Yeah. How many towels per shower? At least three or four. Three or four? I just enjoy a lot of towels. Even at the gym? Yeah, that's way too. Well. You do it at the gym because somebody else has to wash it? No. Well, I have to wash it at home. But I. I like a lot of towels. I've always been teased about it since I was a kid, yet love it. Interesting. You like a lot of napkins? Yeah. Really? Absolutely. I mean, what do you do with all these towels? Wrap it around my head like the ladies do. Around my shoulders, My butt crack. Do you ever look in the mirror and go, I'm Carmen Miranda some mornings when I'm feeling pretty. Now, when you wrap it around your head, what are you wrapping it around? Oh, it's not to dry your hair, right? My hair. You've seen that, right? See what? Nothing. Have you looked in the mirror? Nothing. Not me. I'm just saying. Okay. I wrap a towel around my head like you do. You weirdo. I don't. I never figured. I never knew how women did that. Seems like an art there. They have to say, there's a chorus in eighth grade. Yeah. They all have to take it. I bet you have a. I bet you have a turby, don't you? I do. I love it. My turby's missing. I think I realize what I'm going to get Pat for Christmas. A turby towel. Turby towel you can wrap. I would love that. What's a again? Half turban, half towel? Yeah. It's made to wrap around your head. Yeah. Do you speak in a funny voice when you do it? No. Why? Why? Maybe 15 years ago we did. There was a brand of turby that went out of business. Go ahead. I know where this is now. That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody. Michael Rosenbaum and Tom Welling take you behind the scenes of one of the greatest shows of all time, the ultimate Rewatch podcast. We're in the midst of season seven and. Hold on. Obviously, we had a very successful television show for 10 years that was Superman based, but we had to make everyone believe that you were Clark. I gotta be honest. I was surprised at the end of this episode that I wasn't. I was too. Talkville, the Smallville Rewatch podcast. I'm not sure I knew when I was filming it that I was not me. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.