B&T Extra: Costaki Economopolis NFL Jokes Today in History

Summary

Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast - B&T Extra: Costaki Economopoulos, NFL Jokes, Today in History

Release Date: June 3, 2025

Hosts: Bob, Tom, Christopher, Kostaki Economopoulos, and Pat Godwin

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1. Introduction

The episode kicks off with Bob welcoming listeners back to "Bob and Tom Extra," a daily afternoon segment that offers additional content from the main morning show. He introduces the key topics for the day: Costaki Economopoulos, NFL jokes, and "Today in History," setting the stage for an engaging and humorous discussion.

Bob [00:57]: "In case you missed anything on today's big show, Economopoulos. Plus today in history and an NFL joke. It's all coming up in just a minute."

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2. Musical Interlude

Jeff Oskar performs a humorous song about a dependable friend, highlighting the show's blend of comedy and music. The song playfully exaggerates the lengths a friend might go to, eliciting laughs from the hosts.

Jeff Oskar [02:30 - 04:23]: "Each time I need a trusted friend, you're there... How much damn togetherness can one man stand?"

Bob [04:23]: "Don't get me laughing here."

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3. Segment Introduction and Guest Interactions

Kostaki Economopoulos is spotlighted as a prominent figure in comedy. The hosts engage in light-hearted banter, emphasizing Kostaki's comedic prowess and setting up his contributions to the episode.

Kostaki Economopoulos [05:30 - 06:00]:
"You know why William Taft was the first president to throw out the baseball at a baseball game?"

Bob [06:05]: "How do you know, you big dummy."

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4. Today in History

Christopher presents a quiz-style segment on historical events, engaging Kostaki and Bob in a playful competition. They discuss notable events such as the sinking of the Titanic in 1912 and the launch of Sputnik 2 in 1958, blending factual information with humorous commentary.

Christopher [05:32]: "How about that already?"

Kostaki Economopoulos [07:02]: "1958, Sputnik 2 goes up. Oh, on board, a dog named Laika."

Bob [07:29]: "That was a disaster. I'd say."

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5. NFL Discussion

The hosts delve into NFL-related topics, including upcoming changes to the league's rules and draft excitement. Kostaki shares insights as the show's NFL correspondent, while Bob expresses his enthusiasm for attending draft events and discusses potential rule changes like the Griswold rule and the introduction of electronic first-down measurements.

Bob [09:34]: "I'm so excited. I love the draft. To you football nerds out there listening, go to a draft. Do yourself a favor. It's awesome."

Kostaki Economopoulos [10:00]: "Replay assist this season will be in play on more penalties and keep an eye on how long the games last."

Bob [12:24]: "Florida defensive tackle Desmond Watson could be the largest player ever drafted in the NFL. Chick. Do you know the size?"

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6. Comedy and Banter

The conversation takes a comedic turn as the hosts joke about various topics, including fictional NFL scenarios, the quirks of sports technology, and humorous takes on personal life situations. This segment showcases the chemistry among the hosts and their ability to blend humor with casual conversation.

Bob [13:05]: "Here's a nod to Louis Anderson on this joke. Broad jump killed her. 464."

Kostaki Economopoulos [14:11]: "A group of Browns is a sadness. And a group of Raiders will miss the playoffs. So a Browns Raiders game is pointless."

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7. Lighthearted Personal Stories

Bob shares amusing anecdotes about his personal life, including his single status and humorous takes on relationships. The hosts engage in playful teasing, adding a relatable and entertaining dimension to the conversation.

Bob [16:30]: "I'm enjoying the single man life."

Kostaki Economopoulos [16:44]: "Vasectomy."

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8. Adult Humor Segment

In a candid and humorous discussion, the hosts delve into adult-themed jokes and observations about certain genres of pornography. They explore the exaggerated and often unrealistic scenarios portrayed, using humor to highlight the absurdity of certain fantasies.

Bob [17:01]: "My favorite current porn theme is... when the woman gets stuck somewhere."

Kostaki Economopoulos [19:54]: "She loves it. That's the whole premise."

Christopher [19:56]: "You never hear the word no in a porno. It is not setting a good example."

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9. Closing Remarks

As the episode winds down, the hosts wrap up their discussions with final jokes and light-hearted comments, maintaining the show's signature blend of humor and camaraderie.

Bob [20:40]: "That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra."

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Notable Quotes

• Bob [04:23]: "Don't get me laughing here."
• Christopher [19:56]: "You never hear the word no in a porno. It is not setting a good example."
• Kostaki Economopoulos [14:11]: "A group of Browns is a sadness. And a group of Raiders will miss the playoffs."

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Conclusion

This episode of "The BOB & TOM Show Extra" delivers a blend of humor, sports commentary, and lighthearted discussions, staying true to the show's comedic roots. From historical trivia and NFL insights to personal anecdotes and adult-themed humor, the hosts engage listeners with their dynamic interactions and witty banter.

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Transcript

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[Bob]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on today's big show, Economopoulos. Plus today in history and an NFL joke. It's all coming up in just a minute.

[Christopher]

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[Christopher]

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[Jeff Oskar]

A song I wrote for a special person. Each time I need a trusted friend, you're there. With tears to dry and a heart to mend. You're there. And when I'm down in misery and the whole world turns, it's back on me and I need some love and sympathy. You're there. Nice, isn't it?

[Bob]

Oh yes.

[Jeff Oskar]

And when I'm Weary and tired of trying. Honey, you're there. And anytime I need a shoulder to cry on, you're there. And sometimes when I come home with a heavy heart and weary bones and I need a little time alone, you're there. I want to turn the stereo on, but you're there. I gotta get in to use the john. But you're there. When I wake up lovingly and turn on my pillow hoping to see Kim Basinger smiling back at me, you're there. Oh, this is more of a good thing than I ever planned. How much damn togetherness can one man stand?

[Bob]

Don't get me laughing here.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

All right, Sorry.

[Jeff Oskar]

I wanna flop down in my favorite chair. But you're there. I can't see in the mirror to comb my hair. Cause you're there. And when I want a little snack at night, I sneak down to the fridge to get a little bite. I see a big fat ass blocking out the light.

[Bob]

Cause you're. It's our way of making sure you haven't missed anything. This is Bob and Tom. Extra.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

There's Pat Godwin. Got a song coming up there, buddy.

[Christopher]

Sure, whatever you want.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

All right, there's Kostaki Economopoulos. Listen to me. He's the biggest name in comedy. Tom, are you aware of that?

[Christopher]

I am.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

All right, there's Jeff. Oskar.

[Pat Godwin]

We've done one song today.

[Bob]

I know.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Hello, Tom. Is it time for a song from. No.

[Christopher]

Time for a couple things. I want to talk a little bit of NFL with Kostaki. But first I want to do Today in History. How about that already?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Is that right? All right, never get used to this. Time now for Today in History.

[Christopher]

This is in the form of a quiz for you, Kaki.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

This first one.

[Christopher]

Oh, which president was the first president to throw out the first pitch at a Major League baseball game?

[Bob]

Oh, wow, that's a cool question. I know it. You do? Yeah.

[Christopher]

You. How do you know it?

[Bob]

How do you know, you big dummy.

[Christopher]

William Howard Taft. How do you know that?

[Bob]

I just did a joke about it two weeks ago in Cincinnati.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh, Because Taft is from. Yeah, The Taft people.

[Bob]

And he was.

[Christopher]

You first.

[Pat Godwin]

Were all stupid.

[Bob]

I can't believe it's that far back.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

You know why William Taft was the first president to throw out the baseball at a baseball game?

[Bob]

Where?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's where the hot dogs are.

[Bob]

He's a large man.

[Christopher]

Yes, it was. It was a Kostaki getting that bathtub that he was stuck in over by the mound. Yeah, 1910, man.

[Pat Godwin]

That was a long time ago that you're Taft.

[Christopher]

Okay.

[Bob]

And Carter is the only president who hasn't thrown out a first pitch. Is that true? Since Taft?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I guess that's too late, huh?

[Bob]

Yeah, really on that one. Why did Kentucky threw out the first bag of peanuts?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

So all the other presidents from Taft have thrown out the first pitch except Carter.

[Bob]

Yes.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I need to see some documentation.

[Bob]

Type it into Google Genius. It'll give you the right there.

[Christopher]

Did. Did FDR suddenly.

[Bob]

Are you moving today?

[Christopher]

It did. Fdr.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

You know, these kind of things only happen normally on Friday afternoons.

[Pat Godwin]

But starting early.

[Bob]

Someone's getting a phone call.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I will be accepting. I will be accepting phone calls this afternoon, if you like to give me a call.

[Christopher]

1912, the RMS Her Majesty ship the Titanic, sinks off of Newfoundland at 11:40pm yeah, boy.

[Bob]

Yeah, boy.

[Christopher]

All right.

[Bob]

That was a disaster. I'd say.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it was.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Water was 28 degrees.

[Christopher]

I'm not taking questions in this next one. Are you sure? 1958, Sputnik 2 goes up. Oh, on board.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

They called it The Deuce.

[Pat Godwin]

Sputnik 2. There was a on board, a dog named. Named.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

L, E, I K, L A.

[Christopher]

I K, A I was. You know why? His ball was on Sputnik 1, by.

[Pat Godwin]

The way, Leica come back alive.

[Christopher]

No, I'm not taking questions.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

And I got news for you. That. Yeah, that wasn't the only. That wasn't the first Leica.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I'm sure.

[Christopher]

Yeah. Let's see now. Happy birthday, Loretta Lynn.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Never forget the lyrics. Coal miner's daughter. I was born a coal miner's daughter.

[Pat Godwin]

Did she say that?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Look it up. Type it into Google Genius. Boom.

[Bob]

That's gonna leave a mark there, Jeff.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I think I can feel it already. I think we have a new catchphrase.

[Bob]

Google Geni.

[Christopher]

Very hostile. It is.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I didn't start it, but by God, I'll finish it.

[Christopher]

65 years old today, our friend, comedian Brad Garrett, one of the greatest.

[Bob]

Oh, yeah.

[Christopher]

If you ever get a chance to go to his club in Vegas, if he's there, or anybody. That's a great club anyway. He's absolutely true.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

He is something.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Christopher]

The world of sports. Baker Mayfield, born in 1995.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Baker, the touchdown maker.

[Christopher]

Now that. That's pretty much all we're going to cover for today in the world of history. Let's talk a little football with Kostaki Economopoulos, our NFL correspondent. You gotta be excited about the draft.

[Bob]

I'm so excited. I love the draft. To you football nerds out there listening, go to a draft. Do yourself a favor. It's awesome. Your team can't lose. There's no ticket. You wander around and talk to football nerds for three days. It's the best. All right. We got some changes coming to the NFL next season. Check. You know.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Changes. There's a change coming.

[Bob]

Yeah. Both teams are going to touch the ball in regular season overtime, known as the Griswold rule.

[Pat Godwin]

Happy about that.

[Bob]

I like that, too. The touchback will come out to the 35.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah. That's all right.

[Christopher]

And the logic there is what?

[Bob]

That they'll want to encourage more returns.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Because if you just kick it into the end zone, it's out to 35 instead of the 30. If you give them a chance to return it, your odds are you can stop them before you get to the 35.

[Bob]

Right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah. Right.

[Bob]

Replay assist this season will be in.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Play on more penalties and keep an eye on how long the games last.

[Bob]

Right. That's a good point.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

5 hours a game and the league.

[Bob]

Is open to someday scripting some playoff wins for the Dallas Cowboys. We'll see if actually. Oh, really? Theoretically. You're trying that. This. You're open to that.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I see.

[Christopher]

While Jerry's still with us.

[Bob]

First downs will be measured electronically this season. The new Hawkeye technology. That means when it's close, Allan Alda will come out and make the call.

[Christopher]

With the chain and Martini.

[Bob]

Yeah. If Allen's unavailable, they'll default to the Radar O'Reilly system.

[Christopher]

He's probably available.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

The end of days, people. The NFL. NFL is dead with the chain gang not coming onto the field.

[Christopher]

They're still there.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

They're standing on the sidelines.

[Bob]

They're the backup now.

[Pat Godwin]

They're not going to walk out at all.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Sad.

[Bob]

Not unless the terribly Hawkeye system fails.

[Christopher]

I think if there's. If the visit is a visibility issue or something. I forget how that works.

[Bob]

Browns owner Jimmy Haslam says the Deshaun Watson trade was a big swing and a miss. That's how bad the trade was. Chick. He had to use a metaphor from a different sport.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That might be a. That might be a probably. He doesn't even know what the hell team he owns. He thought, I own a baseball team.

[Bob]

My Falcon signed a German born place kicker. If I had him on my team, I would constantly ask him questions. Or I knew the answer. How many points is three field goals? Nine. What's four plus five? Nine. What? Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven, eight, nine.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

What do you think of that, Tom?

[Bob]

I love a little German comedy. Yeah. Now I've done a version of this joke every year for several years. It's tradition. The NFL draft has been held annually since 1936. Like Mel Brooks penis. Happy birthday, Mel.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Held annually.

[Bob]

Held annually.

[Christopher]

Oh, his wife was super hot.

[Bob]

Oh, that's right.

[Christopher]

And Bancroft.

[Bob]

That's right. Oh, agreed.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

How's she doing, by the way?

[Christopher]

Sadly, she's gone, you jackass.

[Bob]

Well not be taking questions.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I believe you.

[Bob]

Goodbye to you, Mrs. Robinson.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

You meant to call him Jeff.

[Bob]

No, no, no.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh, okay.

[Christopher]

He just said, look it up. Genius.

[Bob]

Florida defensive tackle Desmond Watson could be the largest player ever drafted in the NFL. Chick. Do you know the size?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I want to say 460, is that right?

[Bob]

It's six. Six, four. Six, four. Oh, my goodness.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

And moves like he doesn't have any trouble.

[Christopher]

Wasn't his vertical leap?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

He can dunk a basketball.

[Bob]

Yeah, that. He bench pressed £225 36 times. And he ran the 40 in. Well, he's not done yet with the 40, but.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

No, I'm gonna say I was under five.

[Bob]

He's somewhat nimble, considering how they like.

[Pat Godwin]

Running into a brick wall.

[Bob]

That would be horrible. Yeah, yeah, Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I wonder how long it's been since he's seen his penis, do you think? Probably a while.

[Bob]

That's why he's such a good player.

[Christopher]

Maybe he has one of those. Those selfie sticks.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

A Richie Richard stick.

[Bob]

Selfie stick.

[Christopher]

Yeah, I can.

[Bob]

Here's a nod to Louis Anderson on this joke. Broad jump killed her. 464.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

See if he would. If the 464 guy did the big land on the broad.

[Christopher]

Oh. Oh, I see. I. I got lost there.

[Bob]

If the NFL doesn't work out for this kid, he could just be a hockey goalie. Have a seat. Yeah, right.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob]

You have to move around. Nothing.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

What sport is it where the goalies are. Are. They're dressed in comically large, like, pads. I mean, they are almost as wide as the goal. I don't want to.

[Bob]

Cricket.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

No, I want to say it's some indoor sport. It's indoor. Like field hockey or something.

[Bob]

They're.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

They're giant. They're as wide as the goal.

[Bob]

Indoor field hockey?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I think so.

[Bob]

What's that game you like?

[Christopher]

Highlight.

[Pat Godwin]

They don't have a goalie.

[Bob]

I don't know. Highlights. Like porn, Crazy. Racquetball. It's the fastest ball in sports.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's crazy to watch.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I always look up highlight on Google. Genius.

[Bob]

Is that where I find it?

[Christopher]

Oddly enough, it's. It's spelled with a J. Oh, well.

[Bob]

I'll Never find it. A group of Dolphins is called a pod. A group of Falcons is a cast. So a Dolphins Falcons game podcast. It's a podcast, everybody. A group of Lions is a pride, and a group of Jaguars is a parade. So alliance Jaguars game, pride, parade comedy here now.

[Christopher]

What's the closer on that?

[Bob]

A group of Browns is a sadness. And a group of Raiders will miss the playoffs. So a Browns Raiders game is pointless. Good night, everybody.

[Christopher]

They always come in threes. Thank you. Our NFL correspondent. And you're going to Green Bay for the draft.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

Will you wear a Falcons jersey around? So your fellow Falcons fan.

[Bob]

Falcons shirts. The Falcons jerseys. Yes, absolutely.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

They. Before they made the drafts public, there was a huge viral Internet sensation that should. Should a fan wear his jersey to the NFL draft now that we're allowed to go and resounding. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah, absolutely. You gotta wear your jersey. Of course.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you ever wear your jersey outside of football season other than the draft?

[Bob]

I don't. I'm not a big jersey guy. I prefer. I prefer a shirt. T shirt or whatever.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I used to, but I don't really do that much anymore. Unless it's football.

[Bob]

No, but the draft is fun because then you. It's sort of a signal to the other football nerds that you're at Atlanta football nerd. And they find you, find each other, and you hang out and you go, hey, I grew up in Marietta and who do you want? It's just. It's so fun and you're just drunk the whole time and you play poker, you hang out with your brother. It's the best. Wait, did you just say pay a.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Hooker, hang out with your brother?

[Bob]

No, no. Oh, my bad. Hey, I'm not judging.

[Christopher]

Now, when you yourself do drink, when you play poker.

[Bob]

Yeah. In that situation, we place. We play.

[Christopher]

So it's just for fun because you're a serious poker player?

[Bob]

Yeah, I don't. I don't drink in a big scary game, but I with my brother. Hang out. Yeah, we could. Yeah, you drink.

[Pat Godwin]

There you go.

[Christopher]

Okay. Well, that's certainly good to know. We're hanging out with Kostaki Economopoulos. I remember I asked you if you had any luck on the road, you'd report in.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

What does that mean?

[Christopher]

And yeah, I remember you went on, bought some condoms at one point. Is that box still?

[Bob]

I'm enjoying the single man life.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Are you still.

[Bob]

No, no, I'm just sleeping diagonally on a king sized bed by myself and that's fine. Oh, isn't that heaven? I love it. I love that.

[Christopher]

Are you wearing.

[Bob]

Do you starfish it where you let. Oh, I'll sometimes do that. Sure. Oh, I love it.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Vasectomy.

[Bob]

No, no, no.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Okay.

[Christopher]

Are you.

[Bob]

I don't think anybody under 40 is interested in me. I'm probably safe there.

[Christopher]

Are you a. I don't think I'm.

[Bob]

Knocking anybody up, if that's what you're worried about.

[Christopher]

Are you a porn watcher?

[Bob]

I enjoy support. You know, my.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh, that's for you.

[Bob]

My. My favorite current porn theme is. It's when the woman gets stuck somewhere. Oh, what? You know I'm talking about. Yeah. Stuck porn. Yeah. He knows. Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

All right.

[Bob]

If you don't know, it's when usually the woman has no pants on chick. And then she's trying to get something out from under a table.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Okay. And she gets stuck.

[Bob]

She gets stuck there. And instead of helping her out, the guy has his way with her.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

And.

[Bob]

Well, that's. Wait.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Because the business end is right.

[Christopher]

Oh, that's not legal.

[Bob]

And here's the fantasy part.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I breaking the law talking about. Yeah, that's right.

[Christopher]

So this is a. A non consensual encounter.

[Bob]

No, no, it's consensual. Here's the thing. This. The fantasy part. She loves it. Yeah. Oh, she loves it. I got to tell you, if my wife, you met her, if she ever got stuck in a dryer, and instead of helping her out, I just had my way with her, she would have to be stuck there forever because as soon as she was unstuck, there would be a murder. The other one, it would be some praying mantis stuff happening after that, she'd bite head off.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Tom.

[Christopher]

Oh, I got you.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Okay.

[Christopher]

That's a real category.

[Bob]

It's a real thing. It's what makes me laugh. It's so. It so speaks to how dumb the male fantasies are. It's just like she loves it. Of course she loves.

[Christopher]

As I've often said, you never hear the word no.

[Bob]

Oh, right.

[Christopher]

In a porno.

[Bob]

No, that's true. Right.

[Christopher]

It is not setting a good example.

[Bob]

No, that's a good point. You understand the premise, though, that you have a fantasy, but it is. That one is cartoonish and ridiculous.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

See, that makes the shoe dangle. Kind of.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

So, I mean, in these. In these videos are the women, they just happen to have no panties and they're walking around doing chores, getting stuck under table.

[Bob]

They're fetching things from under the tabletop. Sometimes they're. They're reaching out a window. Anyone calling comes down on Them, Right. Sounds like the three.

[Christopher]

Like a Three Stooges episode.

[Bob]

They get stuck there, but what they really want is for the dude to have their way with her.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, before they freeze, of course.

[Christopher]

Do they ever do one where it's kind of dimly lit and the guy walks in the room and there it is right there in front of him. There it is with the window stuck. And then it turns out to be a guy. Oh, that's okay.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I think I could tell the difference between a guy and a girl.

[Christopher]

Remember I said it was dark? Hey, look, I'm writing this. I'm writing it.

[Bob]

You sure did.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That one is on me.

[Bob]

Yeah, I forgot the dark place.

[Christopher]

And then it would be lit.

[Bob]

Genius.

[Christopher]

This would be. This would be like a lesson learned the next time. Light before you. This feels different back here.

[Bob]

She loves it.

[Christopher]

Gosh, is that. I wonder if that's a porno category, if they. They don't know what gender they're dealing with.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

No, there is a porno category that. It's just the woman likes it. That's the. That's the whole. Okay.

[Christopher]

Okay.

[Bob]

That really is the key to all the porn, Right?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

She.

[Bob]

She loves it. Yeah. Whatever it is. All the things that your real life girlfriend would say no to. She loves it.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

You know how she's. You know how she's distant and hateful? Not important.

[Bob]

Yeah, right. No, sir. No one's standing on the bed screaming in this scene.

[Christopher]

A limited vocabulary. You know, words like huge, more I can't take.

[Bob]

That's right. All good stuff.

[Christopher]

You don't strike me as being a reefer guy at all.

[Bob]

No, I'm Greek and Southern. I'm lazy enough in my regular. I don't need a chemical assist on doing nothing.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I'm going to need a hand doing nothing. Can you help?

[Bob]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show.

[Christopher]

Extra.

[Bob]

Catch us on itunes, Google Play and.

[Christopher]

Stitcher for Bob and Tom.

[Bob]

Extra.

[Christopher]

This is Christopher.

[Bob]

Take care, everybody. The United States Soccer Federation presents the U.S. soccer Podcast.

[Christopher]

Inside the opening 45 seconds.

[Bob]

What a goal. With that cannon of a left foot. I'll leave it at 1. Never miss a game.

[Pat Godwin]

What a start for the United States.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Shot for distance.

[Bob]

What a goal. Never miss a moment. Exquisite. From the San Diego. Can he finish? Yes, he can. The U.S. soccer Podcast. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.