B&T Extra: Cuppa, Close caption porno movies, & Worst Dates

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Extra: Cuppa, Closed Caption Porno Movies, & Worst Dates

Date: February 13, 2026
Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast | Cumulus Podcast Network

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Overview

This episode of Bob & Tom Extra brings the signature blend of comedy, banter, and offbeat news the show is famous for. The crew dives into three main comedic and conversational threads: the peculiar priorities of some men (preferring car auctions over intimacy), the oddities of closed-captioned and described-accessible adult films, and a hilarious exchange of “worst dates” stories. Sprinkled throughout are quick-hit riffs, playful jabs, and uniquely Bob & Tom moments, making this episode a lively snapshot of their distinct comic chemistry.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Choosing Cars Over Intimacy: The Barrett-Jackson Bit

• Begins with a radio sketch lampooning a guy utterly transfixed by the Barrett-Jackson auto auction, comically preferring it over a sexual encounter.
• The hosts volley innuendo-filled remarks, drawing parallels between car jargon (“Probe,” “Ram,” “banger,” “nail”) and bedroom activities.
• Memorable Quotes:
  • “Baby, why don’t you put the brakes on what you’re watching and come to bed?” – Tom (00:35)
  • “Not now. There’s a special edition Dodge Ram up on the block.” – Christopher (00:41)
  • “Spoiler alert: You’re not getting laid tonight.” – Tom (01:55)

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2. British Slang: 'Cuppa' & 'Pram'

• Short riff on why Brits say "cuppa" (for cup of tea), “pram” (for perambulator), and their tendency toward slang.
• The team amuses themselves with how “perambulator” sounds more like a medical procedure.
• Memorable Observation:
  • “Oh, those British are lazy.” – Kristi Lee (02:29)
  • “Perambulator sounds like a surgical procedure.” – Chuck (02:38)

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3. Closed Captioning & Accessibility in Adult Films

• Segues into a discussion about accessibility in adult content—specifically closed captioning and ‘Described Video’ for visually impaired audiences.
• Discussion Highlights:
  • Pornhub offers described video with female narrators detailing the on-screen action.
  • The hosts recall their own comedic attempts at doing “serious” narration of risque scenes.
  • Example line from the actual described video:
    • “We cut to a POV of a guy looking at a hot teen lying on the bed on her belly.” – Chuck, reading the article (03:55)
• Comedy Spin:
  • Jokes about the logistics and absurdity of sex in a tanning bed, with fears about burning oneself.
  • “Would you ever have sex in a tanning bed?” – Bob (04:52)
  • “No, he's probably all freaked out—it’s gonna break and he’ll burn himself.” – Josh (04:56)

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4. TikTok Challenges & Walmart Mischief

• Kristi Lee brings up a news item: a Florida teen arrested at Walmart during a “24-hour challenge” for TikTok, caught hiding and livestreaming.
• Hosts riff on how many Walmarts are open 24/7, and the stupidity (and legal risks) of these social media-driven stunts.
• Parallel:
  • Josh mentions similar "punishment" trends in fantasy leagues (like spending 24 hours in a Waffle House, getting time reduced for each waffle eaten).
    • “He had to sit there at a Waffle House for 24 hours; eat all his meals.” – Josh (06:15)
  • Bets escalate further: a famous story where a man had to surgically implant fake breasts due to a lost sports bet.
    • “He had to wear them for a year.” – Chuck (07:12)
    • “Get new friends.” – Kristi Lee (07:28)

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5. Chocolate Bar Recall and Wordplay Transitions to Dating

• Kristi Lee provides a safety alert: recall of Spring & Mulberry mint leaf date-sweetened chocolate bars due to salmonella risk.
• Playful banter about “losing weight” via intestinal distress (dysentery).
• Smooth comedic pivot: “It's yucky. You've had a bad date, haven't you, Kristi?” – Chuck (08:39)

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6. WORST DATES: Stories, Tactics, and Etiquette

A roundtable on dating disasters, Irish goodbyes, and modern dating protocols.

a) Kristi’s Comedy Club Ditch

• Kristi recounts ditching a date mid-show, escaping via the bathroom.
  • “I went to the bathroom and I just left.” – Kristi (09:03)
  • “Why didn’t you go back and say, ‘Excuse me, this isn’t working?’” – Bob (09:35)
  • “Because I’m a horrible person?” – Kristi (09:38)
• Celebrated as a masterful “Irish goodbye” (leaving without a word).

b) Josh’s Doorway Encounter

• Shares her tale of trying to cut a date short, only for her companion to lurk outside the bathroom.
  • “I open the door, and he’s standing right there—‘Everything come out okay?’” – Josh (10:15)
  • The group recoils and groans at the awkwardness.

c) Modern Safety Practices

• Kristi Lee and Josh support women notifying friends about their whereabouts on a first date.
  • “Feel as comfortable and as safe as you need to.” – Kristi Lee (11:02)

d) Background Checks & 'MyCase'

• Josh explains using “MyCase” (public criminal records) to check up on potential dates.
  • “My sisters are dating. Before the date: ‘MyCase-ing’ their dates before they go out.” – Josh (11:49)

e) Chuck’s Disastrous Double Date

• Chuck tells the story of a friend bailing mid-double date, leaving him with two women; the friend simply went home, never to be seen again.
  • “He took a train home. I was so pissed.” – Chuck (13:07)
  • “Why did he agree to go?” – Kristi Lee (13:58)
  • Suspicions about possible anxiety or boredom.

f) Mutual Letdowns & Comedy Non-Starters

• The crew laughs about dates where both parties know immediately it’s not meant to be, but simply finish the evening politely and never reconnect.
  • “Have you ever been on a date where you both go, ‘Eh, we’re not for each other?’” – Josh (14:44)

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• “Spoiler alert: You’re not getting laid tonight.” – Tom (01:55)
• “Oh, those British are lazy.” – Kristi Lee (02:29)
• “We cut to a POV of a guy looking at a hot teen lying on the bed on her belly.” – Chuck (03:55, quoting described video caption)
• “No, I remember I left him at a comedy club, though. I went to the bathroom and I just left.” – Kristi (09:03)
• “He had to sit there at a Waffle House for 24 hours, eat all his meals.” – Josh (06:15)
• “He had to wear them for a year.” – Chuck (07:12, on the fake breast sports bet)
• “I am still pissed at a friend of mine from high school.” – Chuck (12:10, setting up his double date disaster)
• “You took the bread roll out, stuck your tongue in …” – Bob (14:16, extended riffing on bad date behavior)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 00:28–01:59 – Car auction comedy bit and string of automotive double-entendres
• 02:14–02:42 – British slang and the “cuppa” discussion
• 02:46–04:52 – Closed-captioning and described video in adult films
• 05:01–06:00 – Walmart TikTok challenge and fantasy punishment bets
• 06:10–07:32 – Punishments escalate to (real) body modification stories
• 07:41–08:29 – Spring & Mulberry chocolate recall (sets up “date” puns)
• 08:39–14:55 – Worst date stories roundtable: comedy club ditch, lurking date, etiquette, mutual letdowns, double date disasters, and wrap-up on bad dates

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Original Tone and Energy

The entire episode radiates the Bob & Tom vibe—irreverent, quick-witted, and unfiltered, but always with camaraderie. No major topic goes undissected without a barrage of puns, wisecracks, and the kind of teasing only old radio friends can muster. Whether discussing closed-captioned porn or the etiquette of ditching disastrous dates, the show trades in equal doses of self-deprecation and gleeful absurdity.

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Summary

This Bob & Tom Extra episode delivers a comic survey of life’s little oddities—from preferring car auctions over sex, to the surreal world of accessible porn and the pitfalls of modern dating. Listeners are treated to sharp banter, relatable tales, and a cascade of comedic moments—perfectly suited for fans of unscripted, ensemble radio comedy.

Transcript

[Christopher]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on the big show today. Cuppa, closed caption porno movies and worst dates. It's coming up in just a minute.

[Bob]

Time now for the guy who'd rather watch the Barrett Jackson auto auction than have sex.

[Tom]

Baby, why don't you put the brakes on what you're watching and come to bed? I'm feeling frisky tonight.

[Christopher]

Not now. There's a special edition Dodge ram up on the block.

[Tom]

Come in here. I've got something for you to ram.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christopher]

Later, honey. Coming up Next is a 71 challenger.

[Tom]

I have a challenge for you, big boy.

[Christopher]

Well, I have a challenge for you, too. Don't bother me.

[Chuck]

Oh, no.

[Christopher]

It's a 1993 Ford Probe. Who would want that?

[Tom]

I was hoping there would be some probing going on in here.

[Christopher]

Wow, that sounds great.

[Announcer]

Really?

[Christopher]

A 1955 pickup with a Chevy 2.5 liter twin turbo four banger.

[Josh]

Oh, I tell you what.

[Tom]

I'll go pick up a set of twins and you can have a four banger of your own.

[Christopher]

What a deal.

[Tom]

You think so?

[Chuck]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

$15,000, the winning bid. Hammer down.

[Tom]

If you just come on in here, I've got something for you to nail.

[Christopher]

Nail? They've already got the next one nailed down. Oh, I can't wait to watch it in April in Palm Beach.

[Tom]

After the way you've been treating me today, you better get used to using your palm. You son of a.

[Kristi Lee]

Beach.

[Christopher]

Who would put a spoiler on a Cadillac?

[Tom]

Spoiler alert. You're not getting laid tonight.

[Chuck]

Oh, well, this has been a guy.

[Kristi Lee]

Who'D rather watch the Barrett Jackson auto.

[Bob]

Auction than have Seth.

[Kristi]

I'm kind of with that guy.

[Chuck]

You asked for it, you got it. More Bob and Tom. This is Bob and Tom. Extra chick.

[Kristi]

Do you ever go cuppa? Would you like it? No, that's a real British.

[Bob]

That's a tea thing, isn't it?

[Kristi]

Cuppa. I wonder where that came from.

[Bob]

I'll put the kettle on for a cuppa now.

[Kristi Lee]

Came short for cup of tea.

[Kristi]

Yeah, I couldn't even just say cup of tea.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, those British are lazy.

[Bob]

Moving forward.

[Kristi Lee]

Pram. Pram means perambulator.

[Bob]

Yep.

[Kristi Lee]

They're just. They can't help themselves.

[Chuck]

Perambulator Sounds like a surgical procedure.

[Kristi]

Yeah, it does.

[Kristi Lee]

You know, baby is in the perambulator.

[Bob]

Sounds like an incubator they call Diapers, nappies.

[Chuck]

We were talking about the closed captioning thing, and I. So I was trying to find something about it, and I ended up landing on this article about closed captioning for porno movies.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, you love this topic, man.

[Josh]

You do.

[Kristi Lee]

You're really, really exhausted. Every.

[Chuck]

No, we haven't exhausted this one.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, not this month.

[Chuck]

Pornhub is making its content accessible for the blind. It has a feature called Described Video.

[Josh]

Oh, I thought Braille.

[Chuck]

According to this, it has female narrators detailing the action occurring in a scene.

[Bob]

We've.

[Kristi]

We've done that. Yeah, that was fun. Remember we did the.

[Bob]

A very fashionable. A fashionable young woman sits in the back of a cab. Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

She's sort of snotty about, like.

[Kristi]

Right.

[Kristi Lee]

A cheap suit or something. She sort of judges the clothing.

[Bob]

Oh, yeah.

[Kristi]

Wearing a cheap suit.

[Josh]

I remember this.

[Bob]

Well, the.

[Chuck]

The excerpt they have here, obviously, I'm reading this article and print. This is.

[Kristi]

What else would it be in?

[Josh]

Cursing.

[Chuck]

Oh, you're reading it in print as opposed to. Yes, reading it off the screen during.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Chuck]

It says. The narrator says. And they're. That they're quoting the text. We cut to a POV of a guy looking at a hot teen lying on the bed on her belly.

[Kristi Lee]

Man.

[Kristi]

Well, she's.

[Kristi Lee]

Yikes. What happens next?

[Announcer]

Don't leave me hanging.

[Chuck]

Well, this one says, tom, don't leave him hanging. It says when he tells her he can't work his. He can't work his tanning bed, she bends over and her butt points right at him.

[Kristi Lee]

Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All that.

[Josh]

Oh, tanning salon porn. Okay, I didn't know this was a thing.

[Bob]

Oh, yeah.

[Chuck]

Okay. Well, my sweet spot.

[Josh]

There has to be hookups in the table. I mean, you're naked.

[Bob]

Heck, yeah.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

There's lotion.

[Josh]

There's lotion.

[Kristi Lee]

You think warm?

[Josh]

Yeah, it's hot.

[Bob]

Tom, would you ever have sex in a tanning bed?

[Kristi]

Go ahead, get your head on the top.

[Josh]

No, he's probably all freaked out anyway. It's gonna break and he'll burn himself.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, I'm not tanning in a tanning bed.

[Chuck]

I'm not going near a tanning bed. I've got a. I just went to the dermatologist last week. Trust me, I've learned my lesson. Now we have Kristi Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. What's happening?

[Kristi]

Authorities in Florida say a teen who was arrested in a Walmart was taking part in a TikTok challenge. Officers were dispatched to the store after a 911 caller reported a person was broadcasting from inside the Walmart for a 24 hour challenge. They found the 18 year old Isaac Hurley hiding behind dog beds and actively recording on his phone. The teen said he believed he could earn money from TikTok views and decided to conduct a 24 hour challenge inside Walmart.

[Kristi Lee]

The challenge is you broadcast on your phone from live.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah. Live stream from the Walmart.

[Chuck]

Are Walmart's open 24 hours? Yeah. Really?

[Kristi]

They are.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

A lot of them I thought. Yeah.

[Kristi]

Majority.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Chuck]

I did not know that.

[Josh]

Yeah, there's some that are still open 24 hours.

[Kristi]

He was charged with burglary as well as petty theft for allegedly taking a $16 iPhone charger from the store. He didn't think of it.

[Chuck]

Ah, I got a Tik Tok challenge.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Chuck]

Stay off your phone for 20 minutes.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Bob]

How about that?

[Josh]

This is common for fantasy league losers to have to go somewhere and camp out for 24 hours. Like a Waffle House is the one I saw recently. Like he had to sit there and had a Waffle House for 24 hours. Eat all of his meals.

[Bob]

Yeah, eat. Eat everything they had.

[Josh]

Because he was the loser.

[Chuck]

And it was. I remember reading this. Wasn't there something like for each pancake he ate or each waffle he ate, he could shave off 10 minutes or something.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, really?

[Josh]

Yeah. But still. Yeah, that's funny.

[Kristi]

He had to eat the whole 24 hours.

[Josh]

No, he just had to eat his meals there. But like Tom said if he ate more he would shave time off. Yeah, I forgot about that part. Yeah.

[Chuck]

That's interesting. I think one of these bets. There was a famous one where the guy had this. A man had to have a certain size. A female. Fake boobs.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Chuck]

And he had to wear them for. I mean they were like.

[Kristi]

They were surgically implanted.

[Chuck]

Yeah. For a year.

[Kristi]

Absolutely.

[Josh]

What?

[Chuck]

Yeah. Yeah. That's kind of a famous.

[Josh]

That's so weird.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeesh.

[Chuck]

Yeah.

[Bob]

He went through with it.

[Josh]

That's his friend group.

[Kristi Lee]

He's no welcher.

[Bob]

No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get new friends.

[Josh]

Good friends.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, exactly. You think the friends are good? We're not making.

[Chuck]

Or no more before you make that bet. Yeah. Because it was a sports bet, right. That he lost.

[Josh]

I don't know.

[Kristi]

Yeah, it was. I believe you're correct.

[Chuck]

Yikes. Okay.

[Kristi]

Spring and Mulberry has issued a voluntary recall for its mint leaf date sweetened chocolate bar.

[Chuck]

Now is anybody aware of this chocolate company?

[Kristi Lee]

What's.

[Josh]

No, what's the brand?

[Chuck]

Spring and Mulberry. I, I looked them up.

[Kristi]

Due to concerns about potential salmonella contamination, the company known for its rich, dark chocolate sweetened only with dates, not refined sugar. Sounds good.

[Chuck]

Yeah, that's the big thing about them, they don't use sugar.

[Bob]

It sounds like a shark tank thing.

[Kristi Lee]

Yes.

[Kristi]

And if you are a spring and mulberry fan, look for batches with the lot number 025-255-0025.

[Kristi Lee]

So if you're allergic to salmonella, don't eat them.

[Kristi]

Yeah, don't eat it.

[Kristi Lee]

Everybody else is fine.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Chuck]

You lose weight.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Chuck]

I mean, you can if you get dysentery. Is that what it causes?

[Kristi Lee]

Some sort of intestinal distress?

[Kristi]

Yeah. Yucky.

[Chuck]

It's yucky. You've had a bad date, haven't you, Christy?

[Kristi]

A bad date?

[Chuck]

Yeah. Back in the day when you were single.

[Kristi]

Yes, of course.

[Chuck]

Worst date you ever had.

[Kristi]

Oh, I can't.

[Bob]

Didn't that one guy.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, but was there one quality or one thing he did that you were like, oh, no.

[Bob]

Didn't you tell me that one guy had a really tiny penis?

[Kristi]

I don't get that far on a first date chick. No, no, no, no, no. I remember I left him at a comedy club, though. I went to the bathroom and I just left.

[Josh]

Nice.

[Kristi Lee]

Good for you.

[Christopher]

Get out of this.

[Chuck]

Wait a second. Do we know who the comedian was? Please?

[Josh]

I hope so.

[Announcer]

Do we?

[Kristi Lee]

We do.

[Kristi]

Yes. That had nothing to do with the comedian.

[Chuck]

Oh, it'd be much fun.

[Kristi]

We had dinner and then back then, the comedy club was right next door, if you know where I'm talking about. And we went to the comedy show and I had had enough.

[Chuck]

You just ditched?

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Kristi]

Went to the bathroom and didn't go back.

[Bob]

Went to the bathroom and didn't go back.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Bob]

What a lovely person.

[Kristi]

Okay.

[Bob]

Why didn't you go back and. And say, excuse me, this isn't working.

[Kristi]

Out because I'm a horrible person?

[Josh]

The King of the Irish. Goodbye.

[Kristi]

Right. Oh, I'm good at that, too.

[Bob]

I love it.

[Kristi]

Love is so nice at a party.

[Chuck]

Ms. Hooker, you ever have a terrible day?

[Josh]

Yeah, I did. I. Yes. One time. Similar. But I just called the date short. I was like, hey, I gotta go. And. And I left. And. And he was gonna walk me out to my car and I said, no, I'm gonna stop by the bathroom first. It was just. Nice meeting you, I'll see you later. Whatever. All lies. And I. I come out. I go in the bathroom. I come out of the bathroom and he is right there at the door.

[Kristi Lee]

No.

[Josh]

Yes. Like, I open the door and he's standing right there at the door. He go, everything come out okay?

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, Jokester. Oh.

[Josh]

And I was like, yeah, we doing this again? Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

I'm all for. If a woman. If I were to sit down at dinner with a woman and she said, please just one second. I'm going to text my friend and let her know what restaurant we're at and that I made it okay.

[Josh]

Right.

[Kristi Lee]

100% for it.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

I would not take offense.

[Josh]

Sure.

[Kristi Lee]

Absolutely.

[Kristi]

If she texted her friend and said, what?

[Kristi Lee]

Hey, I'm at Larry's restaurant. Larry's. And everything's going good. And just to just check in with somebody else.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Just, you know, you never know when you're going on a date.

[Josh]

Yeah. You send a ping to somebody and.

[Kristi Lee]

Say, that would not bother me at all.

[Josh]

Yeah. Wow.

[Kristi Lee]

You do be. Feel as comfortable and as safe as you need to.

[Josh]

I think it's.

[Kristi Lee]

I'm about to do so. Do you expect.

[Chuck]

Do you expect me to untie your hands so you can text someone?

[Bob]

Because in a little while you're not going to be able to make words.

[Josh]

I think in the dating scene that that's just to be expected. That women are doing that or men too. And that everybody. You're going to get. My case is what's going to happen before the date. Everybody is my Casing their dates before they go out.

[Kristi]

What does my case mean?

[Josh]

My case goes. And you. Shows you their criminal record or anything.

[Chuck]

What?

[Josh]

Yeah, you can. It's open to the public Good.

[Bob]

Do it.

[Josh]

It's Kessler's favorite website, dude. He's on it all the time.

[Kristi Lee]

And yet he still hired all of us.

[Josh]

I know.

[Chuck]

I don't know. I am so stupid. I don't know about any of this.

[Bob]

Haven't you.

[Josh]

Yeah. My case is a big thing. My sisters are in. My little s. Sisters are dating. And. And we were talking about it Friday night and they both have these new guys they're talking to.

[Chuck]

I.

[Josh]

My case. Tim. He has like, one speeding ticket. It was awesome. I was like, yeah, good.

[Chuck]

Well, the real case, the owner was at a case of syphilis.

[Josh]

That's not on their. My case.

[Chuck]

Well, that should be.

[Josh]

You would have to break into their.

[Chuck]

I am still pissed at a friend of mine from high school.

[Kristi Lee]

Why?

[Bob]

I thought you were. Yeah, you.

[Chuck]

You. We were.

[Bob]

You didn't cut the date short.

[Chuck]

No, we were both out of school. We were out of. Out of college.

[Kristi]

I was gonna say this was out of college.

[Chuck]

Yeah. And I fixed him up kind of. I had met this woman at A concert and got her number, made arrangements to meet her and her. And she said. Had a friend said, oh, I got a buddy. My friend. I'm still. I am still pissed about.

[Josh]

So a double date?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Chuck]

We go downtown to a. We're at this pretty nice restaurant and we're going to go to a concert, whatever. And this is pre. Cell phone. He gets up, goes to the bathroom after like 10 minutes and then nothing. Can't. And then about an hour later, there was a payphone. I went over and he answered the phone. Yeah. What are you doing?

[Kristi]

He was at home. He went home.

[Chuck]

He took the. There was a train. He took a train home. I was so pissed.

[Josh]

Was she awful or ugly?

[Chuck]

No, no, that's the other thing. They were both great.

[Kristi]

So you got to go. You got. Well, three.

[Chuck]

No, she. No, no, no. So she's so pissed and embarrassed that I never saw either.

[Bob]

How did she find out that she. He went home or she just put. Put it together?

[Chuck]

Yeah, she put it.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Chuck]

Yeah, that. Wow. That was a dick move. Yeah. And it. I can see you might say, oh, no, no. She was very attractive, funny.

[Bob]

Are you sure over the years that you weren't the guy that went home?

[Chuck]

I'm boss.

[Kristi Lee]

Did he have any explanation at all? Like. No, dude, I'm so sorry. I was having major anxiety.

[Chuck]

No, no.

[Bob]

Okay.

[Josh]

He was just bored and didn't want to stay anymore.

[Chuck]

I don't know. Just. He just.

[Josh]

Oh, his gay. His weed was at home.

[Chuck]

Then why would he have agreed to go to have any money?

[Kristi Lee]

You think it was you?

[Kristi]

Maybe he wanted to.

[Chuck]

No, he didn't need money. He had plenty.

[Kristi Lee]

You think he just couldn't hear you talk to these women? It was so cringeworthy.

[Bob]

It might have been you.

[Chuck]

Maybe it was when I said, this is me and you later, then I met it. Did I?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Chuck]

Then I yodeled into my folded yielded into my napkin.

[Bob]

You took the bread roll out, stuck your tongue in.

[Chuck]

I haven't talked to this guy in. I'm still pissed about him.

[Kristi]

Have you ever had a bad date where you've had to like that was the only real one, really.

[Chuck]

Not where I had to, you know, ditch them or. I mean, I have, as Josh would say. I've realized instantly that this is not the. You know, this is not the person.

[Kristi Lee]

But the date still went fine. It just. You went. Yeah.

[Josh]

Have you ever been on a date where you both look at each other and go, eh, we're not for each other?

[Kristi Lee]

It was never stated, but it was felt by both.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

And it's kind of great.

[Josh]

That's good.

[Chuck]

Yeah.

[Josh]

So you never. You just had the date and then never talked to each other again?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, we were talking at one point during the day, we were talking, and she goes, oh, yeah. I finally watched look who's Talking. Like that came up.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, my gosh. It's a classic. What did you think? And she goes, well, I didn't care for the antiquated gender roles. And we both. And in my head, I was like, we're not. This isn't. I don't. Yeah.

[Bob]

I hate you.

[Chuck]

A deep misunderstanding of comedy.

[Kristi Lee]

You'll hate everything I am. If you care for. Look who's talking.

[Josh]

Right.

[Kristi Lee]

Body humor.

[Chuck]

It's a joke. You see?

[Bob]

It's silliness.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google Play and Stitcher. For Bob and Tom.

[Chuck]

Extra.

[Christopher]

This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

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