B&T Extra: DILFs, Underwear pull-ups, & Cemetary Sex - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast - B&T Extra: DILFs, Underwear Pull-Ups, & Cemetery Sex

Release Date: May 20, 2025

The latest episode of The BOB & TOM Show Extra dives into a variety of engaging and humorous topics, blending comedy with current events and intriguing stories. Hosted by Bob and Tom, with occasional contributions from co-hosts like Christy, this episode covers everything from Hollywood tropes and world records to legislative oddities and bizarre news stories. Below is a detailed summary of the key segments discussed in this episode.

1. DILFs and Hollywood's Portrayal of Father Figures

The episode kicks off with a discussion about the movie titled Deadly DILF (Dads I'd Like to —) and the cultural fascination with the "DILF" archetype. Bob and Tom humorously analyze the film's title and its potential to attract a particular audience.

Tom: “So apparently this movie is not to be... There are plenty of DILFs out there. Ladies, don’t mess with the deadly ones. No.” (03:15)
Bob: “Right Tom? Boy, is that a compliment.” (04:20)

The hosts debate whether being labeled a DILF is a compliment or an insult, ultimately agreeing that it's generally perceived positively. They express skepticism about the film's quality, suggesting it may rely on crude humor to draw in viewers.

2. Guinness World Record for Underwater Pull-Ups

Transitioning to a lighter and more athletic topic, the show highlights the achievement of Remy Abdel Hamid, who set a Guinness World Record for performing the most pull-ups underwater.

Narrator: “An Egyptian free diver has broken the Guinness world record for performing the most pull-ups underwater. Remy Abdel Hamid swam down to perform 33 pull-ups, situated 29ft 6 inches beneath the surface of the Red Sea.” (06:45)
Tom: “That's just one breath. Now see it's... much harder than you think.” (08:10)

The hosts marvel at the difficulty of the feat, discussing the challenges of performing pull-ups underwater, such as limited breathing capacity and increased resistance. They commend Abdel Hamid's determination and physical prowess, while also making light-hearted jokes about the situation.

3. Texas Legislates Underwear Pull-Ups and Dildos

A significant portion of the episode delves into Texas lawmakers proposing a bill that mandates photo ID verification for purchasing sex toys online. Bob and Tom dissect the implications and absurdities of such legislation.

Bob: “Houston Chronicle reports a bill would require anyone purchasing what the bill terms an obscene device must provide proof they are 18 or older, such as government-issued ID.” (15:30)
Tom: “Ironic. An obscene device means, quote, a device including a dildo or artificial vagina designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.” (17:05)

The hosts express frustration over the intrusion into personal privacy and the overreach of legislative measures into consumer rights. They humorously speculate on the societal repercussions, such as smuggling and the impact on local manufacturers.

Bob: “There’s a six dildo limit in Texas. This is gonna cause people to go across the border.” (20:50)
Tom: “This is going to be like... teenagers loitering in front of a sex shop and trying to buy vibrating dildos.” (22:10)

Their witty banter highlights the absurdity of regulating personal purchases in such a manner, questioning the lawmakers' priorities.

4. Cemetery Sex Incident in Florida

Bob and Tom recount a bizarre news story about a couple arrested for having sex atop a grave at a historic cemetery in Florida. They analyze the incident with their signature humor and irreverence.

Narrator: “Authorities in Florida arrested a couple for engaging in sexual activity on top of grave number 43 at Wild Cow Prairie Cemetery.” (25:00)
Bob: “Healed it on top of a tombstone. I don't know. That's kind of hot. I mean, is it?” (26:30)
Tom: “You don’t mess around. Yeah, you don’t want to do that. We got enough trouble. We don’t need trouble from ghosts.” (28:15)

The discussion touches on the legality and social norms surrounding public and unconventional places for intimacy. They jest about the possible ghostly encounters and the couple's motivations, blending humor with genuine curiosity about human behavior.

5. Scientific Study on Men's Attraction to Breasts

In a more informative segment, the hosts discuss a study examining whether men's attraction to breasts is innate or culturally influenced. The study focused on the Dani tribe of Western New Guinea, where women began covering up topless 20 years prior.

Bob: “Researchers studied men who grew up in a society where women went topless and those where they wore clothes. The study found no difference in how frequently they touch their partner's breasts or their level of arousal.” (30:45)
Tom: “The head researcher stated, 'What we can say is breasts are sexy naturally. So men like breasts. That's what they discovered.'” (32:10)

The conversation explores the biological versus cultural aspects of human sexuality, with Bob and Tom questioning the study's implications and the motivations behind such research.

Bob: “Does that complete what you call a sportscast? Take the gun and leave the cannoli? Yes, that’s sports.” (35:00)

They humorously critique the study's framing and the often quirky nature of anthropological research, while also acknowledging the universal appeal of certain human traits.

6. Closing Remarks and Advertisements

The episode concludes with a promotional segment featuring former MLB All-Star Sean Casey, encouraging listeners to stay motivated and passionate about baseball. Bob and Tom provide their typical light-hearted sign-off, hinting at future episodes and upcoming stories.

Sean Casey: “Take my 30 years of experience... Be relentless. Keep charging. It matters how you talk to yourself, how you look at the world.” (45:00)
Bob and Tom: “This is another Bob and Tom Show Extra. Catch us on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher.” (46:20)

Conclusion

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show Extra masterfully intertwines humor with a wide range of topics, from pop culture and extraordinary human feats to legislative oddities and peculiar news stories. Bob and Tom, along with their co-hosts, provide insightful commentary peppered with comedic relief, making complex or unusual topics accessible and entertaining for their audience. Whether dissecting the portrayal of father figures in media, marveling at world records, or critiquing overreaching laws, the hosts maintain a balance of information and humor that keeps listeners engaged from start to finish.

Notable Quotes:

Tom on DILFs: “So apparently this movie is not to be... There are plenty of DILFs out there. Ladies, don’t mess with the deadly ones. No.” (03:15)
Bob on Underwater Pull-Ups: “That's just one breath. Now see it's... much harder than you think.” (08:10)
Tom on Texas Dildos Legislation: “There’s a six dildo limit in Texas. This is gonna cause people to go across the border.” (20:50)
Bob on Cemetery Sex: “Healed it on top of a tombstone. I don't know. That's kind of hot. I mean, is it?” (26:30)
Bob on Attraction Study: “Does that complete what you call a sportscast? Take the gun and leave the cannoli? Yes, that’s sports.” (35:00)

This comprehensive summary encapsulates the essence of the episode, offering both a detailed overview and specific memorable moments for both regular listeners and newcomers alike.

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Oh, the Shark Whisperer has been canceled. Join us next week for an all new show. So you think you can pole ball. Son of a. My leg. From Bob and Tom Television. A great way to get your morning started. This is Bob and Tom extra chick. I was cruising through the station the channels yesterday. The clicker. As my grandma would say. That's right on Lifetime. I didn't watch any of it. There was a movie called Deadly dilf. Dads I'd like to. Wow. So apparently this deal not to be. There are plenty of DILFs out there. Ladies. Don't mess with the deadly ones. No. How weird. Now we see Tom is a deadly dilf. He's the last I'd suspect. Right Tom? Boy, is that a compliment. I'm not sure. Well you're. I think being a DILF is a compliment. Did you watch it? No. Man, I wish I had. Why? You just tired of living? I wanted to see what made this DILF so deadly. Probably some jackass upstairs that thought of a better title for some crappy movie somebody made. Oh my God. This will get morons to watch. Hey look. It's a stupid world record. Stupid world record. Gotta get a new intro. An Egyptian free diver has broken the Guinness world record for performing the most pull ups underwater. Well that's just one breath. Now see it's. It's much harder than you think. Does he have weights on his ankles or anything? 36 year old Remy Abdel Hamid swam down to pull up. By the way, it's raining. I think that's. I think you're right. Abdel Hamid situated 29ft 6 inches beneath the surface of the Red Sea. Sorry ladies. Where he has 33 pull ups to achieve the title. Mr. Abdallah Hamid explained why pull ups are actually more difficult underwater. What did he sound like when he explained. Excellent, excellent tape. Yeah, I save good. He said the challenge. I'm running out of air challenge was actually pushing myself. Now remember he's got. He starts on the surface, he's got a swim down. He's what, 30ft below the. So they had like a bar down there that he was hanging on. And they've got a whole. Watch the whole setup. Watch this. Yeah, they do. Oh, there it is. Yeah, look at it. Wow. And your question is correct. Nothing. Yeah. It looks so easy. Yeah. Yeah, but remember, when he's done, he's got to get to the surface and not die. Or not. They'll revive him. Come on. That's gooba people, right there. All the sponsors taped to the hilarious. They have like laminated pieces of paper. Yeah, that's amateur looking, but. Oh, they're giving each other high fives. You know, they really broke the world. They did shots that night and you ever seen that movie about the people that do complaining. I couldn't high five. Apparently he stole something once. Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, they played with themselves on a balcony and completed. Right. I'm sorry. Don't. Don't watch that movie. Have you seen it, Tom? It's terrifying. It's terrifying. Which one? The free diving movie. And then there was a piece on them on 60 Minutes or something and the. The one lady ended up disappearing and. Yeah, they never found the body. Oh, this is. They're the ones that. They get on those weights and they go way down. Are we ever going to do the news story about the guy who tried to kill his wife with the rock in Hawaii? Was that last week? I saw that. That was. Why? Why not? Because she's alive. Yeah, she is. Tried to point, like stabbed her with something too. Yeah. And pushed her off a ledge. Yeah. Hit her with a rock, then pushed. Boy, what did she do? And she's alive. Wait a second. Hang on a second. Well, you know what? Everybody stop for a second. No, no, no. I love blaming the victim. Yeah. In this case. Listen, Josh, why did she hit her? Why did he hit her in the head with the rock? I don't think he liked her. Oh, I thought it was because that's where the noise was coming from. Again, I think doubling down on your horrific. I'm sorry. You're right. You know, there's a reason I didn't print that story. That's why. Well, you got it. No, I. I figured if had she perished, of course we wouldn't do this. No, this is still awful. I know. She's alive. Yes. She survived attempted murder by her. Absolutely. Think of the movie of the she's gonna do. Talk about a meet cute. Now, did they. He tried to push a giant rock like off a cliff onto her or did he just hit her in the head? They Were closing for a photo and he said. He said, get out there on the edge. That's where you can really experience what you're looking at. Oh, my gosh. And then hit her with a syringe of something. Knock her out. Yeah. They don't know. Yeah, they don't. Yeah, yeah. Like stage this whole thing so that he could push her into this ravine. So basically he killed her three times. And it did. And none of them worked. None of them. The rock. She's a witch. And the fault. Yeah. Again, not only we blaming the victim, we're turning her into a witch. Or he's a bad murderer. Apparently he might be a weak, weak man. That's true. Oh, God. What happened to the beauty of a knife? What happened to that? It's so simple. Is that sports? Huh? The gorgeous simplicity of a piano. Is that. Is that. Is that sports? Does that complete what you call sportscast? Take the gun and leave the cannoli? Yes, that's sports. You want to hear the music? Well, it haven't played it for a month. What do you mean? This is what you partner for. And ladies and gentlemen, be looking for that New York Yankees autograph. Torpedo bat dildo coming. Oh, God. But actually through a store near you. You have unknowingly led us to the first story in the world of news from Christy Lee at the. Hang on. Well, you dig for it. You couldn't find the last one she looked for. She's really unprepared today. Yeah, well, this is. This is not where I thought we were going. Maybe a flashlight. Texas lawmakers have proposed a bill that would require a photo ID to buy sex toys online. Houston Chronicle reports a bill would require anyone purchasing what the bill terms an obscene device must provide proof they are 18 or older, such as government issued ID or through a third party age verification service. They're missing the point. What's the point? What's the point? Anonymity. No, I mean, if you're a teenage boy, you don't need anything except maybe privacy, right? Well, yeah, I kind of. You're not going to need the, you know, the, you know, the market. The pocket porn. Yeah. For the underage. I. Yeah, it's not that big. I think I remember hearing about the pocket really accessory and losing my mind and thinking, I. I've got to get really. But did you ever though I didn't same. I. I couldn't hook it up. But man, I wanted. I mean, first of all, don't they have better things to do right now? I would think maybe we could help poor people. Or I'm concerned about 14 year olds buying dildos online. Who cares? Violation of this law would subject site owners to a $5,000 fine and a min. Misdemeanor charge according to the Texas penal code. Ironic. An obscene device means, quote, a device including a dildo or artificial vagina designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs. Can you imagine some lawyer had to write this one day? What'd you do at work today, honey? Well, I have to describe dildos and fake for some. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You can't say that. Oh, you can't. Are you doing. Even the Tom Jones thing is pushing it. You know where we're going, Tracy. Hey, did you know it's currently technical difficulty? No, I'm just. We're working on the problem and we'll be back as soon as we can. There's more to this story. First of all, good God. It is very. The town elders in Footloose are mad. Right? You know what I mean? Hey, in Texas, it's illegal to own more than six of these devices. Did you know that? So there's. I love that they decided six. There's a six dildo limit in Texas. This is gonna cause people to go across the border. Josh. Yeah. We're gonna get a news story next week about. Yeah, well, they're smuggling. Smuggling in dildos. You know, what are they. What else they smuggle in, Tom? Well, the problem is they're taking all of our dildo manufacturers jobs. You know, we got people in Abilene working at lays, working at lathes all day long. Now foreigners are making all of our dildos. Why are they worried about this? This is going to be like. It's pretty uptight. Is this going to be like. You're going to have, like, teenagers? What is the. Loitering in front of a sex shop like at a liquor store? Hey, hey, mister, can you buy me some beers? Mister, can you buy me a vibrating dildo? The answer is simple. It's. They've already made that law for porn. If you go to a sex store site, it's pretty. It can get pretty explicit. So they're just throwing it in there, but very uptight. Is there such a thing as a Texas dildo? Oh, everything's bigger in Texas. I mean, I'm just. I'm just asking if you go to a deal. If you go to a dildo store today, the Armadillo. Armadillo, it's got like a special sheathing of armor on It. You know, these people should be four dildos. I say seven. Well, maybe five. Hey, can we meet in the middle? Six it is. That sounds good to me. Very reasonable. Let's do it. And we crossed party lines. And what about the pocket? So, Christy. Yes. Do. Well, let me. Let me rephrase this. Are you legal in Texas? Yes, thank you. I am legal in Texas. Ms. Hooker, you don't have to answer this question. Yeah, I'm legal in Texas. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fewer. Fewer than six women need more than. Find the one that does the trick. Stick with it. Exactly. I have a technical question. Yeah, the so called beads. Yeah. Why are you censoring yourself now and not saying anal? Go on. Is it per bead if you can you have more than six or is each strand out as one? I hope this is all discussed. Yeah, this is Again. Again. If there's some lawyer that comes home, he's. Well, have you been. Always wanted to. Incarcerated for having too many anal beads. Always wanted to move to Austin. Heard it was really hip town. I spent my day at the law firm describing anal beads for some judge. Come on, that's insane. What a waste of time. Who's in favor of this? Who cares? Oh, God, we've got to start writing these dates down. When you do stuff like that, it's such a waste of Everybody's time. Remember March 31, 2025? Tom said dildos and pirates just said it like. Yeah, as loud and clear as any. I'm sorry. I guess got caught up in the moment. That's what it looked like, Christy. Authorities in Florida arrested a couple caught having sex on top of a grave at a historic cemetery. So, According to Villages News, a trooper with a canine stopped to give the dog a rest break near Wild Cow Prairie Cemetery when he noticed a car parked, but no one in the immediate area. Upon further investigation, troopers discovered a man and a woman at the rear of the cemetery engaged in sexual activity on top of unknown grave number 43. The 46 year old woman who was allegedly found with drugs in her purse was arrested on drug charges and her male companion was hospitalized for an unexplained leg injury. What? Yeah. Maybe he fell off the tombstone. I don't know. I don't know. That's kind of hot. I mean, is it? If you read, it's sex in a ceremony. It's two living people. @ least it could have been, you know, really awful. Yeah. They didn't wake anybody up. Yes, yes. It could have been much worse. I don't really. I'M not a flower person. I thought I just put some seed on the grave. You know, I never did get to make love to her. I guess this will do. Whack, whack. Have you ever done in a graveyard? I never have done it in a graveyard. No? No. I have no interest. No. That's how you get haunted. Oh, yeah. You don't mess around. Yeah, you don't want to do that. We got enough trouble. We don't need trouble from ghosts. No, you're in the middle of it. You hear a ghost, go get it. Get a tomb. I've heard of laying the ghost, but this is ridiculous. Huh. Are you saying you get yelled at during regular sex? No. No room. No. You heard you're in a cemetery. The ghosts are screaming at you. Get a tomb. Grandma never liked flowers. What about bufoon? Yeah, the ghosts are all the same. They're requesting it. They do call it a boneyard. You ever done in a graveyard, Christy? No. Awesome. No. Interest that on your bucket list? No. God, no. You should call your bedroom the boneyard, John. Hell yeah. Welcome to the boneyard. Yeah. If I got a neon sign made for you. Boneyard. It said boneyard. How would that go? Would you put it up in your. I'd have to take down the one that says the slaughterhouse. Mouth closed, pants open. Let's go. Do you have any weird places you want to have sex, Tom? Tom, Are you referring to locations, not a dating game situation? Bob Eubank said forever that that never happened. It was an urban legend. And then they. Then they showed. There's the tape. She says it clear as sure she does. She also have it written? No, she didn't. Okay. She just says it. Says it. Yeah. Did it air? Yeah. It aired? Yeah. Yeah. Her name was. The crowd goes berserk. If you look it up, you can find it easily. Christy. I'm sorry. Back to you. Scientists have determined that the love heterosexual men have for breasts is innate and not imposed by culture. Yeah. Researchers studied the Dani tribe of western New guinea, where it was the norm for women to go topless until 20 years ago. Tribal women. Women began covering up. This is my trap. It might be Danny. The new the interviewed Donnie. Men who came of age when all women were topless, as well as those who grew up in a society where women covered up all the guys in the tribe when they were top. Isn't that what they call a collective memory? We all know that's where we get our first nourishment from. Therefore we're attracted to them. Yeah. The both groups felt the same about breasts. The head researcher stated, what we can say is breasts are sexy naturally. So men like breasts. That's what they discovered. Yeah. Who writes these? Yeah. We're gonna travel to a tribe in New guinea. We're gonna need $400,000. We're gonna try to decide if men like boobs. Some guy go, yeah, here's a check. Go ahead. Go for it. The two groups did not differ in terms of how frequently they touch their partner's breasts during sexual intercourse or how sexually aroused they feel when they see naked female breasts. Now, Josh, would you say that you touch your partner's breasts many times? Few times? Hardly at all. And you've got. You've got a clipboard and you're wearing a tie. Asking me this? Yeah. No. Swat away the ttse flies. What we'd like to know here now lies on the people being asked questions. The Danny Tribe, because they're in a tribe. Just 20 years ago, they finally started wearing shirts. I wonder if they're wearing, you know, those super bowl shirts for the team that lost. Oh, yeah. Buffalo Bills, your champions. DTS flies. I bet the National Geographic subscriptions went away way down after 20 years. Wouldn't it be funny if. This is a good sight gag. It's like they're studying a tribe, and the tribe is reading National Geographic, and it's all pictures of guys in suits with briefcases and women in evening gown. Yes. Look at how small this guy's neck is. What a freak. Got to make that his mouth doesn't jut out with two big plates in them. That's a funny New Yorker cartoon. They could do that. They wouldn't. No. It has humor in it. Did you ever get a National Geographic and look in it for the topless? Yeah. But never the boobs you wanted to see. They were really low hangers. Well. And they. They were oddly shaped. Yeah, but I. But you still looked at. Oh, yeah. I purposely looked. Oh, sure. You still want to get a gand. Oh, yeah, I'm sure. There are guys that were born in the early forties that are probably. They've got to be black and white. That's their. That. That's where they were imprinted. Would you mind putting on these beads? I know they're a little gy. And there's a grass skirt. Shake them. Okay. Shake them now. Shake them. Shake. Shake for me, girl. Okay. This is. What a weird. How did they get the money for this? I have no idea. Then part two are better directed to asses. Well, we've covered boobs Johnson well, it turns out men in the Denali tribe like it touched. Did you know that? That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody. Former MLB AllStar Sean Casey, aka the Mayor, keeps hitting it out of the park. Take my 30 years of experience. 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