B&T Extra: D.J. Dangler

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

B&T Extra: D.J. Dangler (January 13, 2026)

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Episode Overview

This "B&T Extra" episode features comedian DJ Dangler joining the usual crew—Bob, Tom, Kristi, Ace, and Chipp—for an unpredictable, riff-filled roundtable. The team veers through personal anecdotes, absurd hypotheticals, and irreverent humor, using a “bucket list” theme as their springboard. Expect classic Bob & Tom banter about everything from seaplane rides and circus memories to awkward underwear situations and bizarre animal trivia. DJ Dangler fits right in, bringing self-deprecating charm and quick wit to the mix.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Bucket List: Seaplanes, Police Ride-alongs & More

• Seaplane Arrivals (05:04)

  • Kristi expresses a desire to arrive by seaplane, prompting movie references (“The Dark Knight” yacht scene) and puns about whether you “land” or “water” a seaplane.
    • “Do they call it landing?” — Bob (06:09)
    • “It’s a watering.” — Ace (06:16)

• Police Ride-alongs & Snake Wrangling (06:25)

  • The group swaps stories about police ride-alongs—Kristi mentions being cuffed (06:38)—and wrapping snakes around their necks (07:08).
    • DJ tells a childhood prank story: “We were on a road trip... we wrapped [plastic snakes] all around the steering wheel. Dad walks in...” (07:32)

• Attending Rodeos & Bathing Elephants (07:55)

  • Tom and Chipp have both wrapped snakes around their necks; Bob & Chipp reminisce about filming with circus elephants. Bob tells a story about an elephant stealing his car keys from his pocket.
    • “I’m not kidding. The elephant’s trunk went in my pocket, and he took the keys to my car.” — Bob (09:04)

2. Power Washing: A Surprising Source of Joy

• Group Love for Power Washers (09:55)
  • Discussion of cleaning methods for elephants leads to passionate endorsements of power washers—both as tools and “therapeutic” hobbies.
    • “It’s like a therapeutic thing, power washing. Like, it feels good, you know?” — Tom (10:18)

3. Heartfelt (and Awkward) Gestures

• Telling Your Dad You Love Him (10:44)

  • The group lightly toys with emotional vulnerability, blending sincerity and discomfort.
    • “I love you, you’re my hero, you’re my son.” — Kristi (10:58)
    • “You said it like it’s a math proof.” — DJ (11:04)

• Romantic Clichés: Lipstick Notes & Underwear Escapades (11:21)

  • The topic turns to leaving lipstick notes on mirrors and stories of losing underwear at others’ homes. Kristi candidly recalls forgetting her wallet after a one-night stand (11:47), leading to sly, risqué questioning from Bob and Tom.

4. Aging, Bodily Functions, and Underwear

• Ace’s Infamous Underwear Issues (12:37)
  • Ace’s tradition of “farting a hole in his underwear” becomes a running gag. Tom admits to “going commando.”
• Fart Stories & Getting Older (13:01)
  • Tom describes falling asleep during an extended fart, to everyone’s amusement:
    • “I farted for so long, I fell asleep in the middle.” — Tom (13:01)
    • “I woke up, I asked my girlfriend how it ended, and she was like, not good. Better than Lost.” — Tom (13:16)

5. Glass Blowing and Double Entendres

• Wanting to Blow Glass (14:20)

  • Kristi mentions wanting to try glass-blowing, prompting innuendo and Bob offering connections.
    • DJ riffs: “I would make a nice flower vase that doubles as a bong. Thank you very much.” (15:03)
    • “You make it for your grandma... it also makes a very nice bong.” — Bob (15:07)

• DJ’s Grandma Collects Rolling Papers (15:15)

  • DJ shares that his grandma displays his rolling papers as one of her trinkets, to everyone’s amusement.

6. Getting Personal: DJ Dangler’s Life

• Relationship Status (15:52)

  • Bob asks about DJ’s romantic life. DJ jokes about failed marriages, confirming he’s with someone new.
    • “Yeah, this is someone new. This one’s so nice.” — DJ (15:56)
    • He affectionately shares that his girlfriend’s “little flaw” (a slight crossing of the eye) is something he loves, leading to a round of gentle jokes (16:38).

• Family Names: Peter & DJ (17:28)

  • DJ’s brother is named Peter Dangler, which triggers a classic “great porno name” riff. DJ reveals “DJ” is his full name, not initials (18:01–19:00).

7. Morbid Bucket Lists & Koala Trivia

• Feeding a Koala Bear to a Crocodile (19:24)

  • Kristi facetiously reads a “bucket list” suggestion to feed a koala to a crocodile, which the group humorously runs with.
    • “Are you using a small crane to lower him?” — DJ (19:37)
    • Tom claims koalas are “so dumb” they won’t recognize leaves off branches as food (20:39).

• Koalas: The Cute Idiots of the Animal World (20:50)

  • More jokes about koalas being “the idiots of the animal kingdom” (Ace, 20:50), and how their cuteness offsets their lack of intelligence.

8. Last-Minute Bucket List Additions

• Romance & Adventure

  • Kristi suggests “kiss in the rain” with Tom, which is quickly misunderstood as “kissing the ring.”
  • Stand under a waterfall, swim with manatees, and other quirky bucket list ideas wrap up the session.

• Manatees: Odd Critters

  • Tom jokes: “How about manatees are just fat dolphins?” (21:31)
  • Ace wisecracks: “Well, I understand they’re the underwater rapists.” (21:35)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Seaplane Landings:

  • “Do they call it landing?” — Bob Kevoian (06:09)
  • “It’s a watering.” — Ace Cosby (06:16)

• On Power Washing:

  • “It’s like a therapeutic thing, power washing. Like, it feels good, you know?” — Tom Griswold (10:18)

• On Sincerity:

  • “You said it like it’s a math proof.” — DJ Dangler (11:04)

• On Underwear Mishaps:

  • “Ace Cosby has a problem. He farts a hole in his underwear over time.” — Kristi Lee (12:37)
  • “I farted for so long, I fell asleep in the middle.” — Tom Griswold (13:01)

• On DJ’s Name:

  • “My full name is just DJ. That's all I have…I’ll show you my license.” — DJ Dangler (18:01)

• On Koalas:

  • “They’re the idiots of the [animal world].” — Ace Cosby (20:50)
  • “Yeah, you’re allowed to be cute when you’re that dumb.” — Tom Griswold (20:55)

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Key Timestamps

• 05:04 – Bucket List: Seaplanes, police ride-alongs, and DJ’s snake-prank story.
• 09:55 – Power washers as tools for therapy; elephant-bathing stories.
• 10:44 – Emotional bucket list: “Tell your dad you love him.”
• 11:21–12:47 – Lipstick on mirrors; losing underwear and wallets after overnight stays.
• 12:37 – Ace Cosby’s unique underwear problem.
• 13:01 – Tom’s “fart so long, fell asleep” story.
• 14:20 – Glass-blowing, bongs, and grandma’s rolling papers.
• 15:52–17:16 – DJ reveals relationship info; jokes about eyes crossing during intimacy.
• 17:28–19:00 – DJ’s brother Peter Dangler, family name running jokes, and name origins.
• 19:24 – The “feed a koala to a crocodile” bucket list gag and koala trivia.
• 21:11 – Final bucket list items: kissing in the rain, manatees, and more.

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Tone & Style

• Language: Casual, irreverent, and quick-witted, full of double entendres and rapid-fire jokes.
• Atmosphere: Warm, relaxed, and unabashedly silly, with all hosts—plus DJ Dangler—delivering personal, sometimes inappropriate stories and playful jabs at each other.

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In short:
This episode is a prime example of The BOB & TOM Show’s loose, improv-laden humor and the way a single topic (here, “bucket lists”) can spiral out into unexpected tales, awkward confessions, and running gags. Dj Dangler’s comedic timing shines amid the crew’s signature mix of banter, storytelling, and camaraderie.

Transcript

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[Christopher (Producer/Announcer)]

It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on the big show today. DJ Dangler is coming up in just a minute.

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[Musical Guest/Performer]

Electron Nice home in Nazareth Traveling to the town of Bethleh let's roly poly cause inside there's something holy she's about to deliver salvation to man Shepherds make their gift lists proud Merry starting Christmas Roll and rolling roll and roll and rollin toward red. Mary ends up in a stable There she has the child and Joseph says oh me oh my teeny little messiah. Let's call him Mickey but the name didn't stick. Oh, shepherd birds make their gift list. Crown Merry star Christmas Rolling, rolling, rollin, rollin, rollin towards redemption. Oh, well, the baby was born just rounded night. You know it looked divine. You know it looked all right. And the angel sang J L O.

[Bob Kevoian]

To R.

[Musical Guest/Performer]

Into yellow I Gloria to yellow I A glory and excelsior to yellow. Ah, I Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, Gloria.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here's some extra.

[Musical Guest/Performer]

This is Bob and Tom. Extra.

[Bob Kevoian]

Our special guest is comedian DJ Dangler. Hey, everybody. DJs a great comedian and he's hanging out with us this morning. We're going to talk again with DJ in just a couple seconds. We'll once again defer to Mr. McGee at the sports desk. What have you got over there?

[Kristi Lee]

More bucket list items? I think I'd like to do this. Arrive by seaplane. Oh, yeah, wouldn't that be cool?

[Ace Cosby]

I'd like to do that too.

[DJ Dangler]

That in Dark Knight when they're on the yacht models. And then the plane lands and then he dives into the water. It's a Hawkeye move. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You ever see the movie, not the, not the song, but the movie called Night Moves With Gene Hack. With Gene Hackman.

[Kristi Lee]

I've never seen it.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a great movie. And Mr. Hackman was in here. And by the way, incredibly nice guy. And I, I, I asked Gene Happ, is it that movie night was. What the hell happened at the end? He goes, I have no idea. I couldn't figure it out either. There's a great, there's a great seaplane sequence in that. There's a great Jimmy Buffett song about a seaplane. You ever hear that one where he's getting shot at? We can't play that in the radio. There's too many bad words.

[Tom Griswold]

I would think getting off and on a seaplane's crazy hard.

[Chipp Walters]

I would think so, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, it was one of those. You're like, oh, that'd be really going.

[Chipp Walters]

To get your feet wet.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, landing would be cool. But I don't want, I don't want anybody to see.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do they call it landing?

[Tom Griswold]

Seeing?

[Chipp Walters]

Yeah, of course.

[Kristi Lee]

I know. Water landing. Probably land.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's misuse of the word.

[Ace Cosby]

It's a watering.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh, work on that.

[Ace Cosby]

That one lands. Well, I see what you're saying. There's no land.

[Bob Kevoian]

Land There.

[Ace Cosby]

George Carlin. They call it a watering.

[Chipp Walters]

What else is on that bucket list?

[Kristi Lee]

Chick, Police. Ride along.

[Chipp Walters]

See, I've done that.

[Kristi Lee]

That goes with skydiving.

[DJ Dangler]

Does it count if you're in the back of the car and you're handcuffed.

[Tom Griswold]

Or do you have to be?

[Kristi Lee]

I've done that. I've been so.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Off my bucket list.

[Kristi Lee]

I was cuffed.

[Ace Cosby]

Christy, you've done that?

[Chipp Walters]

Yeah. Way back in the day.

[Ace Cosby]

Getting out of a ticket.

[Chipp Walters]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Backseat, back seat.

[Kristi Lee]

Anything else going on?

[Chipp Walters]

I had a friend who was standing at the window.

[Ace Cosby]

You working away.

[Bob Kevoian]

Speaking of the circus. Little sword, swallowing. Like this.

[Kristi Lee]

You are a bad lieutenant.

[Ace Cosby]

Things in that mirror are larger than they are.

[Chipp Walters]

Everything's about sex with you guys.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm a pervert.

[DJ Dangler]

I'm a real horny loser. Over here. Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Wrap a snake around your neck.

[Tom Griswold]

I've done that.

[Chipp Walters]

I've done that.

[Bob Kevoian]

On your bucket list.

[Ace Cosby]

Never. You wouldn't do it.

[Kristi Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Chipp Walters]

You ever done that, Tom? We've had snakes.

[Bob Kevoian]

We had that gigantic.

[Chipp Walters]

We had a boa in here, that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yellow snake that was like 40ft long. I was terrible.

[Ace Cosby]

That's what I took a picture with in Singapore. $10. The guy was just selling Polaroids.

[Kristi Lee]

God's mistake. Should kill them.

[DJ Dangler]

DJ When I was a kid, we were on a road trip, and we had plastic snakes, and my dad went to the gas station and we wrapped them all around the steering wheel, and he walks in. Okay, Who's.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my. Really? Oh, you're trying to kill your father. Very funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

As you know, 99% of snake deaths are from the heart attack, not from the poison.

[Chipp Walters]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that's false. But I like to believe that. So, what else is on this bucket list?

[Kristi Lee]

Let's see. Just random. Attend rodeo. We went without. Bathe an elephant. It says wash an elephant.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have.

[Chipp Walters]

I have done that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have been with an elephant.

[Ace Cosby]

How many drinks did you have?

[Bob Kevoian]

In the most intimate way.

[Kristi Lee]

No, no, honey, you're not heavy.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is a true story. You remember this, Christy? I was. The Ringling Brothers Circus was here, and the elephants were tethered in the parking garage of the arena.

[Ace Cosby]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

We went there with the film crew. And I'm standing with the trainer.

[Ace Cosby]

No, it's fine, Willie. They're tethered by their neck.

[Bob Kevoian]

And this and this. No, they're tethered by their foot.

[Tom Griswold]

Chained up. Well, they have.

[Bob Kevoian]

They didn't want them going and stomping on my Nissan 260Z, whatever the hell it was.

[Chipp Walters]

280Z, but go on.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. I just was a great. Best car I ever had. So I'm standing with. Doing this piece with this guy and this elephant, and I was wearing. What are they azubaz. Which were those sort of lightweight sweatpants.

[Ace Cosby]

Why I'm surprised to hear this.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know. Cause I never wear those anymore. And I'm not kidding. The elephant's trunk went in my pocket, and he took the keys to my car. And the guy with me had to very quickly react to get them back.

[Ace Cosby]

I wonder what he would've took if you had nothing in your pocket.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Ace Cosby]

He ripped my jiggle.

[Chipp Walters]

Excuse me.

[Bob Kevoian]

The elephant. It was the famous. It was the famous Russian. Russian trainer. What is it? Torto Dickoff. Mr. Torto Dickoff?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, no, if he went in your pocket, Tom, I'm sure he thought it was just another trump.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, thank you. No, that was. I'm not. And then my keys were covered in elephant snot.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, totally True story. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was. It was a 280Z.

[DJ Dangler]

Do you wash an elephant with, like, me?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm well aware.

[Chipp Walters]

I love that car.

[Ace Cosby]

Big brushes.

[DJ Dangler]

I want to get one of those big wands they have at the car wash. You can drive in and you can just, like, shoot it with all the soap. And then you can get the nice wax finish at the end.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's supposed to be genetic. I love power washer. I'm about to buy a new one.

[Ace Cosby]

Can I have your old one?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, sure.

[Ace Cosby]

Thanks.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love. But I need to get a really serious one.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like a therapeutic thing, power washing. Like, it feels good, you know?

[Bob Kevoian]

Like, she'll get this.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I'll take care of that odor.

[Kristi Lee]

Never go a little bit too far with power washing and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Kristi Lee]

And Etch A. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

In wood. Yes. Your wood on a deck.

[Chris Van Vliet]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You could also cut your toe off.

[Kristi Lee]

With a power washer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, they're the best.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, here's something from the bucket list.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Tell your dad you love him.

[DJ Dangler]

All right, next question. What's on there?

[Bob Kevoian]

Next.

[Kristi Lee]

I love you, Willie.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're my. You're you're my son.

[DJ Dangler]

Don't make a show.

[Ace Cosby]

I. I love you. You're my son. Social norm dictate I must love you.

[Kristi Lee]

What he said was, I love you. You're my hero. You're my son.

[Tom Griswold]

He's mic.

[DJ Dangler]

You said it like it's a math proo.

[Ace Cosby]

Father, son equals love.

[Tom Griswold]

What do these three dots mean? I see them in math. I don't understand, but I think you're.

[DJ Dangler]

Like an alien who sees how dads act on tv. And you're like, well, this is how it's done. I gotta say, I love him.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's my son.

[Kristi Lee]

Write a love note with Lipstick on a bathroom mirror.

[Chipp Walters]

I've never done that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have never done that.

[Ace Cosby]

Have you ever had one written for you?

[Chipp Walters]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you ever been here? Is anyone here and I'm not. I'm going to. Everyone in this room. Room.

[Chipp Walters]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Has anyone here ever been in a situation in which dawn is arriving and you cannot find your underwear? Yeah. And you were at someone else's abode?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, I have, yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. I couldn't probably. I couldn't find my wallet. I left without it. I had to go back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's rough.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, that was rough.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was it. Was it a professional encounter or a professional.

[Kristi Lee]

Are you asking.

[Ace Cosby]

You had to go back to the broth.

[Kristi Lee]

Are you asking if it was a prostitute? Is that what you're asking?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the implication.

[Kristi Lee]

No. You take your pants off, your wallet falls out. And I didn't know it did. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was it someone that you knew well?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

He had to go back.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's.

[Ace Cosby]

Was he upset?

[Tom Griswold]

You're gay.

[Kristi Lee]

He was so upset. Gay as the day is long.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ace. Ace, have you ever left your. We, as we know. Holy underwear. Have you ever.

[Ace Cosby]

Really Very organized on road trips.

[Bob Kevoian]

Road trips.

[Chipp Walters]

Sure you are.

[Kristi Lee]

Wow. That's not true, dj.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Kristi Lee]

You had to have made a mistake at some point in your life choosing this career. By the way, dj, I don't know if you've heard this or not, but Ace Cosby has a problem. He farts a hole in his underwear over time.

[Tom Griswold]

That's remarkable. That's why I. That's why I go with none. Like, I see you.

[Bob Kevoian]

You are commando at this age, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

A lot.

[Kristi Lee]

At this age.

[DJ Dangler]

At this age.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, things can go wrong. You're just more comfortable getting older. I'm only 42, but I'm aging. The other night, I farted for so long, I fell asleep in the middle.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, that is.

[Kristi Lee]

Great.

[Tom Griswold]

I woke up, I asked my girlfriend how it ended, and she was like, not good. Better than lost.

[Bob Kevoian]

But there are many there. As you age, there are many new records that you will set.

[Tom Griswold]

The length is really weird me out.

[Bob Kevoian]

All the things you laughed at when you were a kid, and all of a sudden that was me. Yeah. As your hearing goes, you have no idea that it's audible.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That happened two weeks ago in here, didn't it, Chip?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. He came. He was standing right next to you, farted right next to you.

[Kristi Lee]

Farted as loud as anything.

[Ace Cosby]

And what did he say? You weren't supposed to hear that. Yeah, he wanted to cry. He just wanted to you wanted to.

[Kristi Lee]

Come over and fart next to me, which I gu. Is kind of endearing.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was a crop dusting.

[Ace Cosby]

That's how abusive this relationship is. When you take him farting in your.

[Kristi Lee]

Face as endearing, any attention is good.

[DJ Dangler]

Everybody in here, we all have Shaker height syndrome. We've all been tricked into thinking that we're actually. You know what I'm saying?

[Chipp Walters]

Yeah.

[DJ Dangler]

We're relating to the kidnapper, finally.

[Kristi Lee]

That's right.

[Chipp Walters]

Stockholm syndrome.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much.

[Kristi Lee]

Another bucket list. Blow glass.

[Chipp Walters]

Oh, no. Who wants to do that?

[DJ Dangler]

Yeah, who's glass?

[Kristi Lee]

I love to blow glass.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you were just talking.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know a guy.

[Ace Cosby]

You know a guy who blows glass?

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely. There's a. I mean, it's in. It's really scary because it's so hot.

[Kristi Lee]

Super hot.

[Chipp Walters]

Very hot.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're my friend. You know him. His son's an expert at it. Okay. If you want to do it, I can get it done for you.

[Kristi Lee]

I bet I can probably get it done, but okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll say. Where's the class?

[Kristi Lee]

Oh.

[Chipp Walters]

Oh, my God.

[Bob Kevoian]

You didn't have to ask me before. I tell you. Neighborhood.

[Chipp Walters]

Yeah, there's one in that neighborhood.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, what would you make? No, let me go, Willie.

[Chipp Walters]

I know what Willie would make.

[Bob Kevoian]

Willie, if you were.

[DJ Dangler]

I would make a nice flower vase that doubles as a bong. Thank you very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, you make it for your grandma. And then, by the way, Grandma, it also makes a very nice bong.

[DJ Dangler]

I. I will say my grandma does. At her place. She's got this little, like, chest with a bunch of. There's, you know, just little trinkets.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a rooster Cheerios.

[DJ Dangler]

And there's a little vase. And there's just little things that she's collected through the years. And I gave her my Willie Griswold rolling papers, and she has them displayed.

[Kristi Lee]

Next to all of the little things.

[DJ Dangler]

It's very cute.

[Ace Cosby]

I was gonna make my grandma a vase, but then I remembered that the cemetery just has a pipe right there in front of the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really? You missed, Mr. Sexy. Back to death, huh?

[Ace Cosby]

Thank you very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, let's talk to our guests, shall we? Oh, we're out of time. No, we're not. I'm sorry. D.J. dangler joins us. D.J. is one of my favorites. You mentioned girlfriend because you were married. That didn't work out. Is that correct?

[Tom Griswold]

No, not even a bit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is this. Is this someone new?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this is someone new. This one's so nice.

[Chipp Walters]

It's such someone new. Is he dating his ex? Wife.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's happened before.

[Tom Griswold]

I look kind of dumb. I get it.

[Bob Kevoian]

One of the most brilliant comedians of all time, in my mind, Robert Schimmel.

[Chipp Walters]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

He married. He married the same woman, what, three times?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chipp Walters]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Hilarious.

[Ace Cosby]

But you're with a new girlfriend.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

How long have you been together?

[Tom Griswold]

Three years.

[Chipp Walters]

Oh, wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Long time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Does she live in your house? House? Yeah. Or do you live in hers?

[Tom Griswold]

No, she lives. She lives in mine.

[DJ Dangler]

No.

[Chris Van Vliet]

Yeah.

[Experian Narrator]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we live together. It's. It's great. She's. She's beautiful. Oh, I know. That's a dumb. She has, like, a little. She has, like, a little flaw that I love.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

She has, like. Like a little crossed eye. Just, like, a little crooked eye. Nothing like, like, crate. And her glasses. Fix it right away. And, like, her contacts. It's like, the only time I ever notice it is if I'm, like, getting laid in the morning.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So, like, every now and then it'll happen, and I'll think, I am just crushing it.

[Ace Cosby]

I'll see that crooked eye, and I'm.

[Musical Guest/Performer]

Like, ah, I'm tan.

[Tom Griswold]

Then I wrap up, and I see the eye still crooked, and I was like, oh, that was. I should go mow the lawn or something. That was some stolen valor on my end. I did. That wasn't me even a little bit.

[Chipp Walters]

So good. He made her eyes close.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's some great, like, cartoon physics and biology. All that stuff you see when you see in cartoons. That's great. DJ Dangler is our guest. And am I correct in saying you have a brother?

[Ace Cosby]

I do.

[Bob Kevoian]

And his name, I just.

[Tom Griswold]

I just got to see him over Mother's Day. I got to see my big brother, Peter Dangler.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, and that really is his name.

[Tom Griswold]

Real name. Peter Dangler.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does he angry? Does he go by Pete? Yeah. Yeah. Calm down. Okay. I mean, obviously, that would be the greatest porno name I would be.

[Chipp Walters]

But didn't your dad know what he was doing?

[Tom Griswold]

I honestly don't think he did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Got it in the right. Oh, wait, I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't. I don't know.

[DJ Dangler]

You mean his dad, Dick Tangler. And I know that DJ is Dick Jr. So he's covering all his bases.

[Ace Cosby]

All of us.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is your real name Dick?

[Kristi Lee]

No, my.

[Tom Griswold]

My full name is just dj. Like, that's all I have. Like, that's like, I'll show you.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'll show you my license. If you're laying out lines.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is.

[Tom Griswold]

That's all I've got.

[Bob Kevoian]

All Right. Oh, let's see now. What did I want to tell you here? A couple things.

[Chipp Walters]

Seems kind of lazy on your parents.

[Tom Griswold]

No, people always talk like, I'm the youngest in a family and people like, oh, you're spoiled. You forget how lazy parents of six can be. Like, oh, does that sound like they really did their heart? Like they were by six kids.

[DJ Dangler]

They didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

They were like, your name's dj. One of the other ones will show you the kitchen.

[Ace Cosby]

We're done. We're too lazy to give you a vowel.

[Tom Griswold]

They saw this forehead and they were.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like, he's gonna be too. Does it stand for something? Was it someone's?

[Tom Griswold]

Was it self justice and the American way? What do you stand for?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

DJ stands for a lot of things.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I mean, was it referencing a friend of theirs or something?

[Tom Griswold]

My dad is a Denny John and so he just thought it was cute. And I was going to be DJ Regardless. And that's great. People love it when you're entitled personality.

[DJ Dangler]

DJ Regardless is doing the main stage at Lollapalooza this year. It's gonna be a lot of fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, lucky mom wasn't there. Like Virginia Daniels. You'd be VD Dangler. That sounds like a very, very bad weekend. Bucket list. Suggestions?

[Kristi Lee]

Okay. Feed a koala bear to a crocodile. See, now that's a bucket list. I can get by.

[Musical Guest/Performer]

Am I a total?

[Ace Cosby]

I would. I would do it happily.

[DJ Dangler]

Are you using a small crane to lower him?

[Ace Cosby]

No, no, I'm holding him.

[Kristi Lee]

Yes, I'm right there.

[Ace Cosby]

And I wait for the crack to open. I just toss him.

[Kristi Lee]

I'm holding the koala. I'm at one last snuggle and then.

[Tom Griswold]

Right in the head.

[Ace Cosby]

Whisper into its ear.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, you. Don't. Koalas bite or claw all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Real lazily. It's like, it's like fighting, like. Yeah, it's like fighting a junkie.

[DJ Dangler]

Dude, forget. I want to come back as a.

[Tom Griswold]

Crocodile that gets eat koalas all day.

[Chipp Walters]

No. What?

[Kristi Lee]

Koala bears don't have a.

[Chipp Walters]

They're not bears.

[Kristi Lee]

Predator.

[Ace Cosby]

You do stuff at a zoo. Let me feed a koala to something.

[Chipp Walters]

We don't have koalas at our zoo.

[Kristi Lee]

You have koala burgers, though.

[Chipp Walters]

No, we don't.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, you do. Oh, God, you think I'm serious again.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you mean they have genuine koala coats?

[Ace Cosby]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Takes 18 koalas to make a small.

[Kristi Lee]

The koalas get killed unless we wear them.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now I. I don't think you can feed a Koala, though. To a. To an.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

But I read somewhere that, like, koalas are so dumb that if you take their plant, like their leaves off the thing, they won't know it's food. Oh, really? Yeah. Like, koalas are dumb.

[Ace Cosby]

They're the idiots of the.

[Chipp Walters]

They're so cute.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you're allowed to be cute when you're that dumb.

[Kristi Lee]

How do they keep.

[Tom Griswold]

They just.

[Kristi Lee]

Somebody comes up. Why aren't they eating every day? They're just laying there.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have no idea.

[Kristi Lee]

I mean, I know they're up in the trees, but there are other people.

[Tom Griswold]

That they sleep, like one more bucket.

[Chipp Walters]

List, two hours a day.

[Kristi Lee]

Kiss in the rain. How about that? Me and you, Tom? How about that?

[Bob Kevoian]

That kissing. What?

[Chipp Walters]

Kiss in the rain.

[Kristi Lee]

Kiss in the rain.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

They said kissing the ring.

[Chipp Walters]

The popes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Okay.

[Kristi Lee]

Stand under a waterfall. Oh. Swim with manatees. That might be kind of cool.

[Chipp Walters]

No, that'd be kind of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

How about manatees are just fat dolphins?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, I understand they're the underwater rapists.

[Christopher (Producer/Announcer)]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

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