B&T Extra: Dodging bulletts, Pat & Coke, & Chopsticks

Summary

Podcast Summary: B&T Extra: Dodging Bullets, Pat & Coke, & Chopsticks

Release Date: March 26, 2025
Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Episode: B&T Extra: Dodging Bullets, Pat & Coke, & Chopsticks

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1. Introduction to B&T Extra

At the outset of the episode, host Christopher reintroduces the "Bob and Tom Extra" segment, highlighting the day's key topics: a bizarre shooting incident involving bullet dodging, humorous exchanges between hosts Pat and Josh over beverage choices, and a shocking medical case involving chopsticks lodged in an eye.

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2. Utah Shooting Incident: Dodging Bullets Gone Wrong

[03:30] - Bob Details the Incident:

Bob Narrates a tragic event where a 23-year-old man in Kearns, Utah, was arrested for the manslaughter of his friend. The victim had boasted about his ability to "dodge bullets," leading the two friends to engage in a reckless demonstration with loaded handguns.

Bob ([03:30]): "His friend claimed he could, quote, dodge bullets... but the final shot was real and struck the victim in the chest."

[04:27] - Josh Reacts:

Josh underscores the foolishness of their actions, likening it to outdated anti-drug advertisements.

Josh ([04:27]): "So this is the definition of a buzz kill, man."

[05:04] - Bob Connects to Marijuana Use:

Transitioning from the incident, Bob introduces a study linking frequent marijuana use to impaired cognitive functions.

Bob ([05:04]): "Scientists say frequent marijuana use may damage your short-term memory."

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3. The Impact of Marijuana on Cognitive Functions

[05:09] - Study Findings Discussed:

Bob elaborates on research analyzing over a thousand cannabis users, revealing reduced brain activity in areas crucial for decision-making, memory, attention, and emotional processing.

Bob ([05:10]): "The cannabis users underwent brain scans while completing seven different types of cognitive tests over several years."

[05:33] - Josh Illustrates Daily Impacts:

Josh provides relatable examples of how impaired memory can affect everyday tasks.

Josh ([05:33]): "Noticing when red lights go green... your working memory was significantly impacted."

[06:10] - Pat and Chick Weigh In:

Pat and Chick discuss the trade-offs of marijuana use, balancing enjoyment against cognitive drawbacks.

Chick ([06:10]): "There's another report out there that says people who have smoked weed for years really enjoyed themselves."

Ace ([07:50]): "Or, like, don't smoke pot. Like, do coke. Like something that's going to speed you up..."

The conversation highlights skepticism and light-hearted banter about drug use and its consequences.

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4. Chopsticks in the Eye: A Bizarre Medical Case

[11:14] - Bob Introduces the Story:

Bob shares a startling case from Vietnam involving a man with a wooden chopstick lodged in his eye socket for three weeks.

Bob ([11:14]): "A man with a wooden chopstick lodged in his eye socket for three weeks without noticing."

[12:02] - Detailed Medical Explanation:

Further details emerge as Bob describes the severity of the injury, including the destruction of the lateral nasal wall and the removal process.

Bob ([11:57]): "The chopstick apparently had penetrated the ocular area and destroyed the man's lateral nasal wall."

[12:21] - Hosts React and Discuss:

Josh and Chick express disbelief and humorously contemplate the situation's absurdity.

Josh ([12:22]): "I wouldn't want to be this lady's proctologist... it'd be like a clown car."

Chick ([12:46]): "I have to lie mine on the side or lay or…"

The segment underscores the bizarre nature of the medical case while maintaining the show's characteristic humor.

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5. Culinary Conversations: Chinese Food and Canned Delights

[13:00] - Reflecting on Childhood Chinese Food Experiences:

The hosts reminisce about their early experiences with Chinese cuisine, particularly canned varieties like La Choy chop suey, leading to a humorous exchange about the evolution of their tastes.

Josh ([13:00]): "When I was a kid, the only time I ever had Chinese food was La Choy and I went to Chung. It was…"

Bob ([13:01]): "Yes, it was in the can."

[14:09] - Super Bowl Party Foods Debate:

Transitioning to Super Bowl topics, the hosts debate favorite party foods, ranging from traditional nachos to steamed broccolini, infusing humor into the discussion.

Chick ([14:13]): "Well, I think I'd prefer a bigger plate of nachos."

Josh ([15:01]): "Yeah, I like the linear thought. Kind of like America. Lyrics make no sense."

The conversation captures the playful banter, reflecting diverse food preferences during significant events like the Super Bowl.

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6. The Contact Lens Catastrophe: Removing Multiple Lenses

[19:09] - Bob Shares Another Medical Oddity:

Bob recounts a story shared by Katrina Kurtiva on Instagram about a woman who unknowingly inserted numerous contact lenses into her eye, necessitating their removal after prolonged neglect.

Bob ([19:14]): "Katrina Kurtiva posted... removing several bunched up contact lenses."

[20:23] - Hosts Speculate on the Woman’s Condition:

The hosts humorously ponder how someone could forget to remove their contact lenses, suggesting scenarios like excessive drinking or cognitive impairment.

Josh ([20:37]): "I would think that... how do you forget?"

Chick ([20:46]): "I did wear contacts for years. And I don't know how she did this."

The segment blends astonishment with humor, highlighting the unusual nature of the medical case.

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7. Closing Remarks

As the episode wraps up, Christopher reminds listeners to catch future episodes of "Bob and Tom Extra" across various platforms, signing off with well-wishes to the audience.

Christopher ([21:48]): "That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on iTunes, Google Play and Stitcher for Bob and Tom Extra. Take care, everybody."

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Notable Quotes:

• Bob ([03:30]): "His friend claimed he could, quote, dodge bullets."
• Josh ([04:27]): "So this is the definition of a buzz kill, man."
• Bob ([05:04]): "Scientists say frequent marijuana use may damage your short-term memory."
• Chick ([06:10]): "There's another report out there that says people who have smoked weed for years really enjoyed themselves."
• Bob ([11:14]): "A man with a wooden chopstick lodged in his eye socket for three weeks without noticing."
• Josh ([13:00]): "When I was a kid, the only time I ever had Chinese food was La Choy and I went to Chung."
• Bob ([19:14]): "Katrina Kurtiva posted... removing several bunched up contact lenses."

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Conclusion

This episode of "B&T Extra" seamlessly blends dark humor with shocking real-life stories, characteristic of The BOB & TOM Show. From fatal folly to bizarre medical anomalies, the hosts engage listeners with a mix of informative content and their signature comedic interactions, ensuring an engaging and memorable listening experience.

Transcript

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[Christopher]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on today's big show. Dodging bullets, Pat and Coke plus chopsticks. It's on the way in just a minute.

[Bob]

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[Pat]

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[Christy]

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[Josh]

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[Josh]

Great way to get your morning started.

[Dave]

This is Bob and Tom.

[Josh]

Extra. Let's check in.

[Bob]

What's going Well, a Utah man has been Arrested for shooting his friend. Here's how this went down. His friend claimed he could, quote, dodge bullets. Officers responded to a home in Kearns, Utah, where the victim was found unresponsive and later died. His 23 year old friend told authorities he and the victim had smoked marijuana and talked about firearms. The men were reportedly handling two handguns. When the victim said, quote, he could dodge a bullet. They unloaded each gun before the suspect pointed a firearm at the victim and pulled the trigger. With his friend trying to jump out of the way to prove he could move before the trigger was pulled. Well, they repeated this, Josh, about six times, but the final time, the gun fired with a real bullet striking the victim in the chest. The 23 year old has been taken into custody for manslaughter.

[Josh]

So they start by smoking pot. They get into a discussion about firearms and start playing. The guy's dead. So this is the definition of a buzz kill, man.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah, boy.

[Ace]

Yeah, this guy, for this guy, chronic was his kryptonite. He could not dodge the bullet.

[Chick]

Oh, man.

[Josh]

Yeah, it's like one of those, one of those anti weed ads from the 70s. Remember those? Oh, yeah, like this is your brain on drugs kind of thing. Shows two guys, hey, man, I can dodge a bullet, man.

[Bob]

Speaking of your brain on drugs, scientists say frequent marijuana use may damage your short term memory.

[Josh]

What?

[Bob]

The study analyzed data from over a thousand former or current cannabis users. The cannabis users underwent brain scans while completing seven different types of cognitive tests over several years. Researchers found cannabis use reduced brain activity in areas responsible for decision making, memory, paying attention, and emotional processing.

[Josh]

Noticing when red lights go green that one of them turning off turn signals. Any of those in there, your working.

[Bob]

Memory, the one that remembers shopping lists or follows verbal instructions, was significantly impacted by marijuana use, with nearly 65% of lifetime pot users exhibiting reduced brain activity during a working memory task.

[Chick]

That's the trade off. I mean, there's another report out there that says people who have smoked weed for 65 years really enjoyed themselves.

[Bob]

Didn'T.

[Josh]

Worry about a thing. Like a goldfish in bong water. I just feel, just feel good. Yeah, I want to go the previous story these two idiots are talking about. The guy says he can dodge a bullet. He's so stoned, man, that is a bummer.

[Bob]

Stone. Doesn't that make you slower than anything? Yeah, I would think, but it's about.

[Josh]

The fact that he's thinking like an idiot, right. And taking a chance of.

[Chick]

And they proved themselves in their minds correct the first six times. So they felt Impervious.

[Josh]

Yeah, but the guy didn't realize it was a bullet in the chamber.

[Chick]

What?

[Josh]

Didn't we have a story a couple years ago? I remember this. The guy said something like, I can hold up three phone books or something and you can still shoot me. Remember this?

[Bob]

Yeah, I do remember that.

[Chick]

He died. Yeah.

[Bob]

And he held it right in front of his chest. I believe he had somebody fire at him. Yeah. And.

[Josh]

Yeah, and that killed him. There is a way to do that experiment, I don't know, with, say, a balloon where if it doesn't go right, you don't die. Yeah, I'll have to find that.

[Chick]

A balloon?

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Josh]

You could put three phone books in front of a balloon. Oh, shoot. The. I'm just saying.

[Chick]

I thought you meant instead of the phone books, you put a balloon in front.

[Ace]

Like, I don't think that's. It'll bounce right off.

[Josh]

I'd like to bet on that one.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I say, no matter how many balloons it is, guy dies. Everybody's dying on this balloon. We haven't figured this Goodyear blimp.

[Chick]

Hey, try two balloons.

[Josh]

Guy dies. No, no. Yeah, I got you.

[Chick]

Yes, of course. Yes. Or don't. Don't experiment with guns. Just have them for whatever you. You need them for.

[Ace]

Or, like, don't smoke pot. Like, do coke. Like something that's going to speed you up so you'll get out of the way in time.

[Josh]

Oh, there you go.

[Chick]

That's the lesson. Yeah.

[Josh]

Well, Officer, I heard Jeff Oscar say so.

[Chick]

I didn't realize those guys were. They weren't playing with loaded guns. One guy had a bullet in the chamber and didn't know it.

[Josh]

Yeah, it sounds like they'd gone. Sounds like they'd gone back and forth. Still idiocy, right? You don't play with real guns.

[Chick]

Sure, sure.

[Josh]

Things can go wrong. Yeah, but. Wow. And there wasn't. Conversely, wasn't there a guy that invented a bulletproof vest that would put it on to demonstrate it and it was effective?

[Bob]

I think I remember that, too.

[Chick]

There was a. Yeah, guy shot him in the head.

[Josh]

Bill, next time, yeah.

[Chick]

Maybe make a helmet, pal.

[Josh]

There's one flaw with this vest. It's like the Harrison Ford thing where the guy's doing all the. Whatever it is, karate moves with a whip, and he just takes a gun out and shoots him.

[Chick]

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[Josh]

I was always wondering about that.

[Ace]

Well, there was that famous race product manufacturer, Bill Simpson, who made all the race products, and he got famous. His brand got famous because he put on a fire retardant Suit went down to the track, had the douse him in gasoline and lit him on fire to show to all the drivers that his was the safest. And thus he became very, very wealthy. Yeah, he, he ended up being the end all be all for space and the guy safety. Yeah.

[Josh]

The guy that invented the.

[Chick]

What is it called?

[Josh]

The gfi. What's the, the plug thing, what's that called?

[Ace]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh]

GFI circuit.

[Bob]

Yes.

[Josh]

A friend of mine was telling me that when he first developed that he would go to trade shows and stand in a bathtub and plug stuff in.

[Dave]

Oh.

[Chick]

What.

[Bob]

Oh my gosh. And drop those lot of.

[Chick]

I mean that's confident of your word.

[Bob]

Yeah, that's very confident.

[Josh]

Yeah. But again the. This thing is a really dumb idea. Yeah.

[Chick]

My gosh.

[Josh]

I'll see if I can find the story about the phone book guy.

[Bob]

But of course, here's a dumb.

[Josh]

Especially these days, by the way. Yeah.

[Bob]

There are no phone books.

[Chick]

Those that are. They're thin.

[Josh]

Well, you press the contacts in your.

[Bob]

Iphone, hold your iPhone up.

[Josh]

Do they. They finally stopped giving everybody free phone books, right?

[Chick]

I, I have never gotten one.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Chick]

A few years since I've moved. Yeah, it was.

[Josh]

I mean I can remember every year getting them and immediately throwing them in the garbage can.

[Bob]

Yes. There was a white pages and a yellow pages.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Chick]

I remember not being able to live without them though.

[Bob]

Sure.

[Josh]

Oh yeah.

[Chick]

They're wild. World, World's a crazy place.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Ace]

No, but isn't that why we have so many companies that start with a is because of the phone book? They, they, they would appear first in the yellow pages.

[Josh]

Aaa. Aaron.

[Chick]

Hey, what mechanic should we go to? How about aaaaaardvark?

[Josh]

Is there, is there a. AAAAA rehab.

[Chick]

Where they combine the two?

[Josh]

Or, or a. Yeah, that's for alcoholics who drive. I'm sorry.

[Bob]

Healthcare workers in Vietnam say a man with a wooden chopstick lodged in his eye socket for three weeks without noticing.

[Chick]

Has been treated without noticing.

[Bob]

The unnamed 24 year old went to the Canto University of Medicine and Pharmacy complaining of pain and swelling in his left eye. Initially there were no signs of injury apart from some swelling and discharge. But a CT scan revealed a 3 inch long foreign body lodged in the man's eye socket. On further examination, a wooden chopstick apparently had penetrated the ocular area and destroyed the man's lateral nasal wall. When asked how that chopstick got there, the patient could only recall a quote, collision with a friend while partying, but no recollection of a chopstick piercing his sinus.

[Chick]

It must have pierced, snapped, and then that piece was in there, cuz.

[Josh]

But he's so drunk, he doesn't remember. Yeah, yeah.

[Bob]

Doctors were able to safely remove the chopstick from the patient's eye socket. Man, y.

[Josh]

That's why I always like a fork. You get a fork behind your eyeball.

[Bob]

You'Re going to know it.

[Chick]

You'll remember that.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah. But not a spork.

[Bob]

No.

[Josh]

Yeah. Well, this is horrible.

[Bob]

Another. I.

[Josh]

Did you hear that? Where was this again?

[Bob]

This was in Vietnam.

[Josh]

Oh, then that will effectively make this not work. Okay, I understand. He's going to court. It's going to be a chop suey. You know, in China, I'm gonna say.

[Chick]

The location didn't have much to do with Vietnam.

[Josh]

Changed the content. By the way, when I was a kid, the only time I ever had Chinese food until I was a senior in high school, La Choy and I went to Chung. Was that. Was that. Was that lachoy chop suey?

[Bob]

Yeah, it was in the can.

[Josh]

God, terrible.

[Bob]

Had the two cans, a little one on top. Oh, yeah. The bean sprouts.

[Josh]

God awful.

[Bob]

And the water chestnuts.

[Chick]

Yes.

[Josh]

But now I love Chinese food. Do they actually have chop suey at Chinese restaurants?

[Chick]

Yes.

[Josh]

Started in San Francisco, actually. Seriously? Yeah, but I've never. I always get other things.

[Chick]

But we always had the canned chow main. We never had the chop suey. It was what we had.

[Josh]

I mean, I think it turned off a couple generations of eating great Asian food. It didn't taste anything like Chinese.

[Ace]

It had a weird slime to it.

[Bob]

You know what, though?

[Josh]

I liked it.

[Bob]

I did, too.

[Josh]

It was mushy.

[Ace]

Right. Except for the water chestnut.

[Bob]

Right.

[Ace]

That was the only crisp vegetable left.

[Chick]

Or something that a lot of people did not like. It still exists, and it's still out there.

[Josh]

I imagine it's still out there.

[Bob]

But, I mean, joy makes you.

[Chick]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh]

When I. When I went to. I remember I went to Chung was For the first time, and I. It was this revelatory moment that this is the greatest food I've ever had in my life.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I mean, it's amazing, but that, you know, that. That crap in the can. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick]

I'm sure it's not great, but I. As a kid, I remember it being kind of a treat.

[Josh]

But you and I agree that the. To me, the only really good canned food is the Chef Boyardee ravioli.

[Chick]

I think it's wonderful.

[Ace]

Oh, no. I think a Diddy Moore beef stew holds up pretty well.

[Chick]

Absolutely has its place. Yeah.

[Bob]

I agree you like?

[Josh]

Did he? More in the can. Sure.

[Ace]

Better than Dudley Moore.

[Chick]

Hey, what did you say?

[Josh]

Don't you want to be me?

[Chick]

You know, speaking of food, we talked about how baked potatoes are, of course, on everyone's super bowl party. Super bowl party survey.

[Josh]

They were number one. Big survey, Right?

[Chick]

Right. There was an odd survey that said baked potatoes in certain states were number one. Well, how about us? And Pat had a wonderful song about it. How about some songs about more traditional super bowl food?

[Bob]

Okay.

[Chick]

Oh, I want a jalapeno popper. Yes. It's a Super bowl showstopper. A favorite of the Big Bopper. Now, Pat, you can only. You're kind of sticking with veggies, right?

[Josh]

I like the steamed broccolini.

[Chick]

Can't have the cocktail weenie, eggplant and zucchini.

[Josh]

I like the steamed broccolini. What else do you like?

[Chick]

Well, I think I'd prefer a bigger plate of nachos.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick]

You can serve it with gazpacho. Randy Savage was so macho. He liked a plate of nachos. Chip, chip, chip.

[Bob]

Very nice.

[Josh]

Yeah, I like the linear thought. Kind of like America. Lyrics make no sense. That was very good. Now we have Christy Lee at the news desk. Have we missed anything?

[Bob]

Well, if you're just joining us, we've talked a lot about nudity. This morning we had the nude cruise that's taken off with Norwegian Cruise lines down there in the Palmas. A UK couple was shocked to discover lewd photographs screwed into a tree at a local nature area. Erica Blake and her husband Dylan spotted the pornographic pictures while walking through Humbledon woods near Brunley. They were on a stroll, Mr. Blake told Lansk Live. We stopped off to have some tomato soup from a flask.

[Josh]

Yeah, that's what a part I called a bloody Mary.

[Chick]

Where is this?

[Bob]

In the uk?

[Josh]

How odd.

[Bob]

We turned around and there were. They were there, bold as brass. It put us right off our soup and roll. We? Who would put something like that in the middle of the woods? The couple noted the images appeared to have been screwed into the tree some time ago.

[Josh]

Screwed him?

[Bob]

Yeah. As they looked a bit weathered and worn. Well, guy needed to have his hands free.

[Josh]

Oh, God.

[Chick]

What do we do?

[Josh]

They laminate them and then screw.

[Chick]

Yeah, exactly.

[Josh]

I mean, back in the day, I guess maybe you'd have a tree fort and hide your dad's porno in there.

[Chick]

But so what now? Instead of you just have to. The guy just has to stand there and enjoy the photos.

[Ace]

Is there like a knothole in the tree?

[Josh]

Tomato soup.

[Bob]

Tomato soup and a flask. Yes. I bet he meant thermos.

[Josh]

Oh, it's probably a Stanley.

[Bob]

Yes, for sure.

[Josh]

Have you been to a kid's sporting event lately?

[Bob]

Oh, Stanley's the man.

[Josh]

And you and you go out and there's. I was just at one last night. And there's the card table in the lobby of the gym with the lost and found. And there's the Stanley museum.

[Ace]

Yeah, I got nine at the last one. Oh, and thank you, Stanley, for making every cup just about half an inch taller than fits in on my cabinet shelves. Oh, yeah, that, that. None will fit in exactly right.

[Chick]

I have to lie mine on the side or lay or.

[Josh]

Yeah, we have.

[Ace]

We have a Stanley cabinet.

[Josh]

No, it's a thing. So you can lay them down. Oh, yeah, like a caddy.

[Bob]

It's like a wine rack kind of thing.

[Josh]

Exactly.

[Chick]

That's nice.

[Josh]

I'm sure that's why they came up with it.

[Ace]

I believe they had to get one.

[Josh]

I believe it was. I forget if it was like Walmart or it would. Yeah, but that way you can put your Stanley's in there.

[Bob]

Ah, shelf caddy for your.

[Ace]

That's what I need. All mine are just sitting on my counter because none of them will fit.

[Josh]

Is there. Is there a Stanley vs Yeti thing going on?

[Bob]

Probably.

[Ace]

I think Stanley won the beverage part. I think yeti won the cooler.

[Chick]

You know what's weird? In my mind, the yeti is for my coffee. It's for the hot when it comes to the drinks, and the Stanley is for the cold. But I know that's not.

[Josh]

They're both completely great, Pat. Back in the day, they were both for booze.

[Chick]

Of course.

[Josh]

Of course. Hot toddies and cold drinks.

[Bob]

A California ophthalmologist has revealed that she removed not a chopstick 23 forgotten contact lenses from a patient's eye.

[Josh]

I can't stand the eye stuff.

[Bob]

I know. Me either.

[Ace]

That woman can see.

[Bob]

Next week, Katrina Kurtiva posted on Instagram a video of herself pulling up the woman's eyelid with a lid speculum to reveal several bunched up contact lenses. She then starts to remove them with a Q tip.

[Chick]

The hell's wrong with this lady?

[Bob]

Kerchiefa wrote in the video's caption that, quote, this is an occasion when someone forgot to remove contact lenses at night and kept on putting a new one in every morning.

[Chick]

What's wrong with this person?

[Bob]

She's drunk. Maybe. She said in another post that the contacts were essentially glued together after sitting under the eyelid for A month. Despite the sheer number of contacts in her eye or his eye. Kritiva said her only complaint was that she felt that was something in her eye for about a week. So it was a lady. Kurtiva said it was an opportunity to remind people not to sleep in their contact lenses.

[Chick]

Yes.

[Josh]

I wouldn't want to be this lady's proctologist. It'd be like a. Like a clown car. Oh, here we had a couple of sets of dice, ping pong ball.

[Chick]

I haven't seen this many plugs, ma'am, since I went to that hair transplant.

[Josh]

I would think that. I mean, how do you forget?

[Bob]

I never wore contacts. I couldn't do that. I can't stick my finger in my.

[Chick]

I did wear contacts for years. And I don't know how she did this. You kind of. Oh, I don't.

[Josh]

Yeah, Boy, I did hear that her vision was 2020. 2020, 20, 20, 20, 20, 2020. Wow. Did this woman have all of her, you know, faculties and grace?

[Chick]

Is she ancient?

[Bob]

I don't know. Or maybe she drank a lot and she just gets, you know, got drunk, passed out, forgot.

[Josh]

Okay, well, now.

[Ace]

But they're only in one eye, correct? Yeah, like, so she would be good on the left and then just forget.

[Josh]

No, there are people that only wear the one. Oh, yeah.

[Bob]

Oh, really?

[Josh]

Our. What's his name again?

[Bob]

Producer? Jason.

[Josh]

No, that's not his name.

[Chick]

Allen over the shack, I think.

[Bob]

Just Jason says he only wears one.

[Josh]

Really?

[Ace]

You're a weirdo.

[Chick]

Yeah, you're a real freak. Look, he's tilted, though.

[Josh]

Didn't he say?

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google Play and Stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra, this is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

[Dave]

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