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Christopher
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on the big show today, Dr. Ed, THC pizza and favorite foods. It's coming up in just a minute.
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Christopher
If you want to turn your daddy.
Tom
Parts orange, eat some Cheetos and watch some porn.
Bob Kevoian
You asked for it. You got it.
Tom Griswold
More Bob and Tom. This is Bob and Tom. Extra.
Bob Kevoian
Great idea.
Tom Griswold
Oh yeah, I bet it's not.
Bob Kevoian
This is your idea. I'm just.
Tom Griswold
I'm just my idea.
Bob Kevoian
Tagging it Dr. Ed. Yes, Dr. Ed. Now for those of you familiar with the Mr. Ed show, one of my old favorites in which there's a talking horse.
Tom Griswold
He went to medical school.
Chick McGee
He could do it online from home and from the stall. His computer.
Bob Kevoian
So here's my idea. It's Mr. Ed becomes a doctor. I'm just expanding a little bit. There's no such thing as a bad idea. Well, he becomes a gynecologist. Just wait. Calm down.
Tom Griswold
Could have been a proctologist.
Bob Kevoian
It's a visual thing. And then a lady comes in, and she puts her feet in the stirrups. They're actually.
Chick McGee
Yeah, good gag. That is a good gag.
Tom Griswold
They're actually stirrups, but it's not on Ed. It's a saddle in the office.
Chick McGee
Yes.
Tom
That's pretty funny.
Tom Griswold
That's not bad at all.
Bob Kevoian
Okay, just.
Chick McGee
That is very good.
Bob Kevoian
Okay.
Tom Griswold
But this. I'm telling you that he. He has a computer. He uses the pencil. Remember we used to dial the phone with a pencil?
Tom
He'd make phone calls. Was that a good show? I never saw.
Tom Griswold
I never saw Mr. Ed. Doctor.
Bob Kevoian
Dr. Eds. Our version of it where there's a beautiful horse that's also a physician.
Chick McGee
Why did Wilbur have a. Was he a farmer or a architect?
Josh Arnold
So how did he get a horse in his backyard? God knows.
Tom Griswold
I don't think there was any reason ever given he was interested.
Tom
Was there a wife?
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Bob Kevoian
Do you remember Mr. Torpedo?
Josh Arnold
Boobies.
Tom Griswold
Remember Mr. Ed's real name?
Bob Kevoian
Yeah. Harvester. Bamboo harvester.
Tom Griswold
Bamboo harvest.
Bob Kevoian
Name of the horse. Yeah. His wife Pat was famous for what they term as Christy noted Torpedo.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Bra technology had not reached what it. Fraction of.
Tom
This is a comedy.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Oh, yeah.
Chick McGee
Isn't there a chance it was really a show about a very mentally ill man because no one else heard Mr. Ed.
Bob Kevoian
It's the classic thing where the only person hears the voice kind of. It's kind of. Harvey tone down a notch or two.
Chick McGee
Who had the hit song Wilbur or Mr. S. Mr. Hit. What, that charted like on radio? Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Wow.
Bob Kevoian
What the.
Chick McGee
Does anybody remember the song?
Bob Kevoian
Oh, that's.
Josh Arnold
He did have a.
Bob Kevoian
It had a very memorable theme song. Of course. Of course. Of course.
Chick McGee
We used to watch it on Mick at night or whatever.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, sure.
Tom
Talked around other people, but they didn't hear. No, just around. Okay. Okay.
Bob Kevoian
There's a famous episode where he's playing with the Los Angeles Dodge.
Tom
I've seen that.
Bob Kevoian
And you see that. You see the foot slide in.
Tom Griswold
He slides into home plate.
Bob Kevoian
You know, there's a guy right off camera with a.
Tom Griswold
With a hoof on a stair.
Tom
That made me laugh. Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
That was.
Tom Griswold
So they. They chopped up a horse. So they get the Hoof on a st.
Chick McGee
I remember the rumor was that in order to get his mouth to move, they were like, actually, like a bunch of rumors. Right, Right.
Tom Griswold
Peanut butter or Australian wire?
Chick McGee
I had also heard that they were probing his ass.
Tom Griswold
I had not heard that one.
Chick McGee
They would.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, that'd be kind of dangerous.
Chick McGee
Yes. Yeah. Many kick.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah. One kick from a horse, you're dead. Well, now we need to move on here.
Tom
Did that run for a number of years?
Tom Griswold
Dr. Ed, I'm telling you, here's. Here's Mr. Ed. Listen, that guitar. Huh.
Chick McGee
Got to date.
Bob Kevoian
Is that Thorough Ravenscroft?
Tom Griswold
No, it's Rocky something. It was a cowboy movie star.
Chick McGee
Pretty little filly with a pony tail. Silly.
Tom Griswold
Just hideous.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, it's great.
Tom Griswold
It's great.
Chick McGee
The canned laughter. Oats to call with. Hey, I bring her by the bail Want to share a double stall with the pretty little filly with the ponytail?
Tom Griswold
There it is.
Tom
He's saying that on the show.
Chick McGee
Yeah, that's what the laughter is from is the so called studio.
Tom
Where was he doing this little concert?
Tom Griswold
I didn't see this. They saw Ricky Nelson and said, hey, we can have a big hit.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah.
Chick McGee
But.
Josh Arnold
At least 85 people in Stoughton, Wisconsin, hospitalized after eating pizza from famous yetis that was unknowingly contaminated with thc.
Chick McGee
Oh.
Josh Arnold
The incident occurred back in October, but health officials had to do a deep dive to find out what was going on.
Chick McGee
Apparently, a deep dish dive. Please.
Josh Arnold
Thank you.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, very good.
Josh Arnold
The pizzeria accidentally used cannabis infused oregano oil, resulting in widespread symptoms like confusion, nausea, and hallucinations.
Bob Kevoian
Imagine that. You know, you don't know what's happened to you, and all of a sudden.
Tom Griswold
You'Re just sitting there going, yeah, like you've been today.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Hey, man, that. That pepperoni just winked at me, man.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, that's funny.
Bob Kevoian
Shut up, man. My crust is breathing.
Josh Arnold
The CDC issued a full report and confirmed there was no criminal intent. But the restaurant does face potential lawsuits.
Chick McGee
Yeah, that's negligence at least.
Bob Kevoian
Okay, so I took the time and trouble to look up their menu. Yeah, I want to check this place out. I'm not kidding.
Tom Griswold
They have a pizza that you get stilt and cheese on it.
Bob Kevoian
Here's one. This is called. The place is once again called Yeti's. Right. And they. Oh, wait, I gotta find. I got the menu right here. Cop. Okay. They have yeti spaghetti.
Chick McGee
All right.
Bob Kevoian
Our delicious garlic crust stuffed with spaghetti. So it's a spaghetti pizza.
Tom Griswold
Oh, amazing.
Bob Kevoian
With meatballs and sauce topped with parmesan cheese. All right. I mean, Come on.
Tom Griswold
I have never had a stuffed crust pizza.
Josh Arnold
Oh, wow. I haven't either.
Chick McGee
I haven't either.
Bob Kevoian
Stuffed with spaghetti. What a great idea.
Tom
No, that's horrible.
Tom Griswold
I tend to agree with Tom. I think that is a good idea.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Really?
Tom Griswold
It's like a breadstick already. You know how you take your breadstick, gunk it in the pizza.
Bob Kevoian
You got the pizza sauce, you got meatballs. It sounds delicious.
Josh Arnold
So there's meatballs inside the crust. I thought it was just beginning, the whole thing.
Tom Griswold
And parmesan cheese.
Bob Kevoian
There's. I don't know if there's a picture of it here.
Chick McGee
I wonder if it's like a calzone type deal, like noodles.
Tom Griswold
Oh, yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Either way, doesn't that sound great? What's better than spaghetti? Nothing.
Tom
It's pretty delicious.
Tom Griswold
So every now and then marinara gives me heartburn.
Chick McGee
Yeah, you gotta be. I gotta be careful what time of day I eat it.
Josh Arnold
Yeah?
Tom
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Really.
Chick McGee
Here we go.
Tom Griswold
The nurse. The nurse at the home tells me. I'm sorry, I'm getting in the way of Tom.
Chick McGee
As was I. Yeah, give him what he wants. Sometimes I forget I'm not a person. I'm a prop.
Tom Griswold
What Josh said was he has to be careful about what time of day he has marinara sauce.
Chick McGee
So I can only eat spaghetti now from 9am to 5pm.
Tom Griswold
Right?
Chick McGee
Constant. Constant feeding.
Tom Griswold
Constant.
Tom
That's an alarm to wake up to eat the spaghetti.
Chick McGee
That's right.
Tom Griswold
That's right.
Chick McGee
Otherwise I get heartburn.
Tom Griswold
You don't want to miss any time that you could be eating spaghetti. You will forego a good night's sleep to eat.
Bob Kevoian
I think we've.
Tom Griswold
Anything else?
Bob Kevoian
Tom, we've gone around the room before. Is that if you could only eat one thing, what would it be? And I believe Josh, you said peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
Chick McGee
Yep.
Bob Kevoian
For me it would be spaghetti. Ace, your thoughts?
Chick McGee
Pizza.
Bob Kevoian
Pizza. Of course. Chick McGee.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, probably an Italian meal. Yeah, probably a lasagna. I don't like the. I don't know. That is good pizza.
Bob Kevoian
Once again, you can eat anything you want, Pat. I'm assuming it would be bourbon.
Tom
See, I'm getting it now.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Josh Arnold
You eat.
Chick McGee
You eat bourbon.
Tom Griswold
I don't know why I'm concerned. He skipped over me. I don't know why he did that, but go ahead.
Bob Kevoian
What would it be?
Chick McGee
Food.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah.
Tom
My favorite food would be king crab from Tracy's in Juneau, Alaska.
Josh Arnold
Oh, my God.
Tom
Well, right off the boat.
Tom Griswold
Oh, that's a hard get, but. But we'll see what we can Do.
Tom
Gosh, that was the best day of my life.
Bob Kevoian
Really?
Josh Arnold
Really?
Chick McGee
Yeah. Oh, boy.
Tom
I kissed a girl.
Chick McGee
Oh, how about. That was hell of a day.
Bob Kevoian
Did you see the one that gave you the crabs?
Josh Arnold
So you got. Yeah, crabs. You got crabs?
Tom
Gave me the crabs.
Chick McGee
Yes.
Bob Kevoian
Now, we were talking off the air. You've got a tattoo on your left shoulder. Cover up. It was a cover up of one of the ladies that you were involved with.
Tom Griswold
One. Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Miami Kim in an intimidative act of love. And you want to train. You're. We're having an argument. I think you should get it removed because you've covered it up and it looks like a. Like a.
Tom Griswold
You have no idea what you're asking. You say get a tattoo removed, right?
Bob Kevoian
No, I know.
Tom Griswold
It's incredibly painful.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom
I'm gonna have it, like, augmented by Chick's guy.
Bob Kevoian
You're gonna have it turned into something else.
Tom Griswold
I've given him Donnie's.
Tom
He can do something.
Tom Griswold
Guy's an artist.
Chick McGee
He'll figure something out.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, he will.
Bob Kevoian
It's like a big blob. I mean, what are they going to make it into?
Tom
That's a good question.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Are you talking about that one?
Bob Kevoian
The one he's getting, they're adding color to is the sun. That's cool. But that one.
Josh Arnold
Those guns on you, boy, I'm impressed.
Tom
You lose a little weight, you show off the meat. Yeah, well, I don't know what that means.
Bob Kevoian
Showing off the meat could get you arrested. Be careful where you whip it out. But whatever you want to do, if you want to turn that tattoo into a giant chunk of meat. Feel.
Tom
I don't know if Donnie can do something with this, though.
Josh Arnold
I'm sure he could.
Chick McGee
Absolutely. Absolutely. Or. And if he can't, he'll tell you.
Bob Kevoian
What does it cost to take them off, Chick?
Tom Griswold
I have no idea.
Bob Kevoian
I don't either.
Tom Griswold
It's very expensive.
Bob Kevoian
I know. Hooker was getting a bunch of stuff.
Chick McGee
It would be a series, right? It would be almost once a month, every. For. For like a year.
Tom Griswold
You can't do it all because it's incredibly painful.
Bob Kevoian
It's a laser thing, right?
Tom Griswold
No, they take pink pearls. Oh, yeah, yeah. Just.
Bob Kevoian
That'll work.
Chick McGee
The pink pearl is the finest.
Tom Griswold
That'd work.
Bob Kevoian
No, they could just. They could just take a slice. Like a. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Josh Arnold
Skin graft. Is that what you're saying?
Tom
I think you still see something.
Chick McGee
Yeah. It would go. Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Then there'd be a line there. You could turn it into, you know, like a musical. What's that called a staff. You know, the.
Chick McGee
I don't know.
Tom
I don't. I don't read music.
Josh Arnold
You don't read music?
Tom
No.
Bob Kevoian
You play it very well, though.
Chick McGee
Thank you.
Bob Kevoian
Let's. Let's move on. Let's.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Remember when he used to. Remember when Pat used to play songs on the show?
Josh Arnold
I'm gonna make him really mad right now. Authorities in California say they've arrested a so called serial butt sniffer. KTLA reports that police initially responded to a Nordstrom rack, of course, one of our favorite stores. On a report of a suspicious man loitering in the store, found he had left. He was soon apprehended at a nearby Walmart and taken into custody. Security footage reportedly shows the man identified as Kelise Karen Crowder.
Chick McGee
Kelise Karen Crowder.
Josh Arnold
Following a female customer before crouching behind her and engaging in, quote, lewd behavior by inappropriately sniffing her buttocks.
Chick McGee
Oh, that one.
Bob Kevoian
So this is in a Nordstrom's?
Josh Arnold
No, this isn't a Walmart. Now we're in a Walmart.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. The 38 year old has a history of committing similar acts.
Chick McGee
Yeah, I like sniffing butt.
Josh Arnold
He made headlines in 2023 after a tick Tocker posted a video of him sniffing her butt.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
In a Burbank Barnes.
Chick McGee
I remember her. Yeah, yeah. She had a nice smelling butt.
Bob Kevoian
And they described it as what, again, inappropriately sniffing?
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Bob Kevoian
Is there an appropriate way to do that?
Chick McGee
Oh, you ask. May I please sniff your butt? Why?
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, if I can. If I can. Then can I go in front of you in line to purchase this shirt? Okay. Pat, do you have a tribute to this? Yeah.
Chick McGee
What are you hoping to smell when you smell a woman's butt? There's really only one answer.
Tom Griswold
I don't know. But he knows.
Chick McGee
Yeah, he does.
Tom
You guys know the Head Knocker song by Foreigner?
Josh Arnold
Oh, sure.
Tom
This is the unplugged version of it.
Tom Griswold
Is that right? Our story.
Tom
He goes the Nordstrom rack Hides, hide her back Crouches by the girls behind. He's not an ass kisser. He's a cereal butt sniffer. Gets caught every single time he's at the Walmart stalking you. Yeah, like a dog. He'll bark at you and stick his nose in your rear end. Butt sniffer, your scent is strong. Take a big whiffer. Oh, he's a butt sniffer. He might be a pig but boy, does he act like a dog. Yeah, butt sniffer. But I was forced to sing this song. Butt sniffer, everybody. Little butt sniffer for your ass.
Bob Kevoian
This guy, that's. This guy needs a serious.
Josh Arnold
You love this story.
Bob Kevoian
Don't give him the gas chamber.
Chick McGee
Well, what are they gonna do? Send him to jail where he can smell all the butts he wants.
Bob Kevoian
Wait till he goes to jail and he finds out what they're gonna do to his butt.
Chick McGee
Huh? Very odd.
Bob Kevoian
You know what's the thing when you're a kid, if you were caught smoking, remember the whole thing? They'd get. Oh, then you have to sit in there and smoke the whole pack.
Josh Arnold
Right.
Bob Kevoian
They should maybe force this guy to sniff the whole. Sniff everyone at the Walmart, go give him a good huff.
Josh Arnold
You might like that.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah, I do.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, it might be a gift.
Bob Kevoian
Well, maybe switch up the audience. That make him do it to like a series of NHL players after a game.
Chick McGee
Oh, any. That's. That's muskie.
Bob Kevoian
That's. Yeah, that's going to be a rough huff.
Chick McGee
Can I please.
Tom Griswold
Oh, rough huff.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, yeah. How does he. Does he drop something? So the women bend over and then he. Right, they bend over, then he rushes up.
Chick McGee
Oh, that's nice. That's nice.
Josh Arnold
I'd rather not think about it, honestly. I don't know.
Chick McGee
You gotta get him on the phone. Would you guys want to talk to the butt sniffer?
Tom Griswold
Absolutely. What do you think?
Bob Kevoian
Sound like this. Pretend the phone's ringing.
Tom Griswold
Hello? Hi, is this the guy who sniffs butts in Nordstrom and Walmart?
Bob Kevoian
That's right.
Chick McGee
Why are you holding your nose if you like to sniff butts?
Bob Kevoian
No, I'm not holding my nose.
Chick McGee
Oh, your nose is in a.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, boy.
Chick McGee
Oh, is it a good one?
Tom Griswold
So I. We caught you and someone. Okay.
Bob Kevoian
He said, I gotta lick something.
Tom Griswold
You know, I gotta lick something.
Chick McGee
Oh, we didn't realize you were also.
Tom Griswold
Okay, okay.
Chick McGee
We thought you just wanted the.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, they're in a liquor.
Chick McGee
He's still high.
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Bob Kevoian
Sorry.
Chick McGee
We would have taken the five seconds to have somebody walk into the other room and actually call in.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, you're right.
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Episode Date: September 10, 2025
This lighthearted, extra episode of The BOB & TOM Show brings together the usual ensemble—Tom Griswold, Bob Kevoian, Chick McGee, Josh Arnold, and more—for a freewheeling, unscripted conversation spanning several quirky topics. From a riff on a "Dr. Ed" sitcom concept (remixing 1960s classic Mr. Ed), to a true crime story of accidental THC-laced pizza, an exploration of favorite comfort foods, and a bizarre news segment about a “serial butt sniffer,” the crew delivers their trademark blend of comedy, nostalgia, banter, and ridicule.
[02:36–06:26]
The crew jokes about turning classic TV character Mr. Ed (the talking horse) into "Dr. Ed"—a doctor (sometimes a gynecologist, sometimes a proctologist) instead of a mere household pet.
Reminiscing about the original show:
Good-natured ridicule of TV tropes and nostalgia (“Of course, of course!” theme song) and how outlandish the idea of a doctor variation is.
[06:56–07:57]
Story about 85+ people in Stoughton, Wisconsin, who unintentionally consumed pizza containing THC—after a pizzeria accidentally used cannabis-infused oregano oil.
Quick punchline on “deep dish dive” investigations and shared amazement/horror at the accidental drugging.
[07:50–10:48]
Bob reads from the real "Yeti's" menu, featuring “yeti spaghetti”—a pizza with its crust stuffed with spaghetti, meatballs, and sauce.
The crew debates the worthiness of stuffed crust and unusual toppings.
The show segues into a favorite-foods rapid-fire round:
[10:55–12:45]
[13:00–15:46]
Josh brings up a bizarre news story: a man arrested for serial butt sniffing in public places like Nordstrom Rack and Walmart. The crew erupts into raucous jokes and banter.
Tom performs a parody song (“Butt Sniffer”) set to Foreigner’s “Head Knocker”:
The group jokes about potential “punishments,” darkly musing about sniffing every backside in a Walmart, or NHL locker rooms.
[17:01–17:50]
| Segment | Timestamp | |---------------------------------------|------------| | Dr. Ed Sitcom Riff | 02:36–06:26| | THC Pizza in Wisconsin | 06:56–07:57| | Bizarre Pizza & Favorite Foods | 07:50–10:48| | Tattoo Regret/Cover-ups | 10:55–12:45| | Serial Butt Sniffer News + Song | 13:00–15:46| | Butt Sniffer Call Roleplay | 17:01–17:50|
This episode serves up a classic blend of nostalgia, news-of-the-weird, and relentless comic banter. Both offbeat and approachable, the crew’s camaraderie is on full display as they riff from one absurd topic to the next. Particularly engaging were the imaginings of “Dr. Ed,” real-life stories of pizza-induced hallucinations, and the musical sendup to a news-of-the-weird headline—cementing The BOB & TOM Show’s enduring appeal for fans of lighthearted, irreverent morning radio.