B&T Extra: Dr Sadie Allison with Valentines Day toys

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show Extra: Dr. Sadie Allison with Valentine's Day Toys

Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Episode Date: March 2, 2026
Main Theme:
This episode of BOB & TOM Extra delivers its signature blend of humor and candid conversation, featuring special guest Dr. Sadie Allison—renowned sexuality expert and founder of Tickle Kitty—just in time for Valentine’s Day. The discussion focuses on intimacy, laughter, and the evolving world of adult toys, peppered with the show’s trademark banter and improvisation.

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Key Segments

1. Mr. Obvious Skit: "The Bank Robbery Mix-up"

(00:56–05:12)

• Premise: A classic comedic misunderstanding where a caller thinks masked, gloved, socially-distanced people are bank robbers, not realizing it's due to COVID-19 precautions.
• Highlights:
  • Mr. Obvious advises the caller not to confront "robbers," only to point out the error in their assumption.
  • The call crescendos in typical "Mr. Obvious" fashion, with absurdity and deadpan advice.
• Memorable Quotes:
  • Mr. Obvious (02:21): “Do I think they could be armed? Of course they could. That’s what robbers do. They carry around guns or knives or bombs and they rob people.”
  • Mr. Obvious (03:39): “They're protecting themselves from the coronavirus by covering their noses and mouths and wearing gloves.”
  • Caller (05:05): “Luckily, this fella in front of me at the store sneezed into his handkerchief and dropped it on the ground.”
• Tone: Wry, tongue-in-cheek, reliant on literal-minded humor.

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2. The Main Interview: Dr. Sadie Allison on Adult Toys & Valentine’s Day

(05:23–17:42)

Dr. Sadie's Introduction & Company Milestone

• Dr. Sadie Allison is introduced as an expert in intimacy and adult products, marking Tickle Kitty’s 25th anniversary.
• Quote — Dr. Sadie Allison (05:53): "Good intimacy life will keep you looking young, I guess."

Who Buys What, and Why?

• Discussion on gift-giving dynamics: both genders buy toys, but men more often buy for women on Valentine’s Day.
• Sadie’s Insight (06:30): “Both buy for each other...But a lot of women are buying toys for their guys, too, because there’s so many wonderful innovations today where both people can be pleased and have fun together with toys.”

Breaking the Ice: Awkwardness, Laughter, and Fun

• The panel jokes about reactions to opening an adult toy as a gift, emphasizing humor as a way to ease discomfort.
  • Kristi Lee (07:12): “You would just laugh hysterically, right, if you opened an adult toy, like a really big donger.”
  • Dr. Sadie Allison (07:43): “It adds that excitement that you’re missing. And even if you laugh, that’s a great thing. Because intimacy is supposed to be fun. It’s not so serious.”

Gift-Giving Tips & Avoiding Awkwardness

• Sadie shares tips on avoiding embarrassment, suggesting toys for her pleasure and communicating openly with your partner.
  • Dr. Sadie Allison (08:16): “That’s why I always suggest to guys to get something for her pleasure, because then it’s a little more comfortable for her. And it shows that you care. Because when your woman is pleased, that’s when you get it back tenfold.”

Technology in Adult Toys

• Discussion on the practical side—modern toys are almost all USB-rechargeable, eliminating the hassle of batteries.
  • Dr. Sadie Allison (09:35): “Almost everything is USB rechargeable now.”
  • Jokes about the “Diesel 700” as an absurdly powerful toy if two hours of battery life are needed.
• Tom (10:13): "Battery and magnet technology. That's why the earbuds are so little now."
• Conversation eventually detours into plugs, charging cables, and technology comparisons.

Reviewing the Womanizer – New Tech Arrives!

• Dr. Sadie introduces the latest "Womanizer" model, which uses air suction—demonstrated live on air with much laughter.
  • Bob Kevoian (16:03): “This is like the iPhone 17 of sex toys.”
  • Dr. Sadie (16:40): “It’s not vibrating in your hand. It’s actually air suction. And your kids won't even know because you can't hear it. It's got a silent feature and it only turns on with contact.”
  • Kristi Lee (16:17): “I think we can hear it.”
  • Tom (17:19): “Ah, that’s weird.”

Fun and Laughter With Live Demos

• The crew reacts to the unique sensation of the device, joking about silent operation and comparing it to gadgets from childhood.
• The comedic atmosphere creates a comfortable environment for discussing adult subjects.

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3. Lighthearted Side Conversations

(11:48–15:15)

• Dip Tasting Segment: The team samples Kristi’s deviled egg dip, commenting on recipe choices like sweet relish.
• Breaking Bad House Listing:
  • Kristi Lee reports the iconic Breaking Bad house is for sale at a steep discount due to intense fandom and pranks (like pizza-throwing).
  • Reflections on the show’s realism and acting, with several panelists endorsing the series.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Adult Gifts:
  “You never see a scene in a movie where they're at some fancy restaurant...she opens it up and, oh look, it’s the Pulverizer 3000.”
  — Bob Kevoian (07:21)
• On Intimacy:
  “Intimacy is supposed to be fun. It’s not so serious.”
  — Dr. Sadie Allison (07:43)
• On the Revolution in Toy Tech:
  “All the nice ones and the modern ones are rechargeable and they last for two hours, which is nice because you don't want your pleasure interrupted with batteries dying out.”
  — Dr. Sadie Allison (10:29)
• On the Womanizer:
  “So Tom, that’s a smart silence. So it’s not vibrating in your hand. It's actually air suction product.”
  — Dr. Sadie Allison (16:40)
• On Breaking Bad’s Realism:
  “I would really recommend [Breaking Bad]...it's brilliant, isn't it?”
  — Bob Kevoian (13:32)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:56–05:12: Mr. Obvious skit
• 05:23–09:35: Dr. Sadie Allison joins, talks intimacy and gift-giving
• 09:35–11:48: Toy technology—charging, batteries, and plugs
• 15:13–17:42: Live demonstration of "Womanizer" and reactions
• 11:48–15:13: Side stories (Dip tasting, Breaking Bad house discussion)

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Episode Summary

This BOB & TOM Extra is both informative and uproarious, providing a frank yet accessible conversation about adult toys with Dr. Sadie Allison in the lead-up to Valentine’s Day. The cast weaves between practical advice, technological updates, live product demos, and trademark comic bits—including a sharp-witted “Mr. Obvious” skit and pop culture tangents (like deviled egg dip and Breaking Bad).

The tone remains playful and lighthearted, never shying away from the laughter or occasional innuendo that defines the show. Dr. Allison’s expertise adds substance, demystifying the world of adult products and emphasizing the importance of fun, communication, and innovation in adults’ intimate lives.

Perfect for:
Listeners curious about intimacy tips, new tech in adult products, and those who appreciate spirited banter and comedy around “taboo” topics.

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Transcript

[Christopher]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on Today's big show, Dr. Sadie Allison with Valentine's Day toys coming up in just a minute.

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[Mr. Obvious]

Heidi Ho. Welcome once again to the Mr. Obvious Show. I'm of course your affable host, Mr. Obviously. Shall we take a call? Hello, Mr. Obvious Show?

[Caller]

Hello, is this Mr. Obvious?

[Mr. Obvious]

It is, caller, but I'm having kind of a hard time hearing you.

[Caller]

Oh man, this is so great Talking to you, Mr. Obvious. I'm a longtime listener and a first time caller.

[Mr. Obvious]

Well, I'm certainly glad you called. Not to belabor the point, caller, but it is difficult to hear you. Can you speak up?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, Mr. Avis, I was saying I'm a long time listener and a first time caller. Can I get over here across the street where it might be safer?

[Mr. Obvious]

Get across the street. What, what, what's going on?

[Caller]

Okay, I, I, I can speak up a little bit. Can you, can you hear me now?

[Mr. Obvious]

Yeah, that, that is, I can indeed. That's much better. Now what's going on, caller?

[Caller]

Oh, man. Mr. Avis, I had to cross the street to get away from the bank.

[Mr. Obvious]

The bank. Okay, now what's, what's wrong with the bank, caller?

[Caller]

Well, Mr, I think it's being robbed.

[Tom]

Oh, no.

[Mr. Obvious]

Oh my. Did you call 911, caller?

[Caller]

My goodness, no. No, I wasn't sure if I should call the police or if I should confront the robbers.

[Mr. Obvious]

No, no, don't confront them. Of course you shouldn't confront them. They could be armed, caller.

[Caller]

Armed? You think so, Mr. Oliver?

[Mr. Obvious]

Do I think they could be armed? Of course they could. That's what robbers do. They carry around guns or knives or bombs and they rob people.

[Caller]

Yikes. Are glad I didn't confront them then.

[Mr. Obvious]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Is the robber still robbers, Mr.

[Tom]

Obvious?

[Caller]

There's more than one? There's a whole bunch of them.

[Mr. Obvious]

Goodness. Well, how many, caller?

[Caller]

Oh, gosh, I saw at least four or five of them.

[Mr. Obvious]

Okay. Would you be able to identify them to the police?

[Caller]

I'm not so sure about that, Mr. Obvious. They're all wearing masks.

[Mr. Obvious]

Masks? You mean like pantyhose masks?

[Caller]

That's a good one, Mr.

[Tom]

Obvious.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's funny.

[Mr. Obvious]

No, I'm not being funny. Often wear pantyhose over their heads to disguise their features.

[Caller]

I'll be darned.

[Mr. Obvious]

Yeah.

[Caller]

No, no, these fellas weren't wearing pantyhose. They were wearing those masks like you might see a doctor wear in the robbers. Most of them were also wearing gloves, I assume keep from leaving fingerprints everywhere.

[Mr. Obvious]

Masks and gloves? Collars.

[Caller]

Yep. Yep. Oh, oh, oh, another thing. This might help. They all seem like they were spaced about 6ft apart from each other.

[Mr. Obvious]

Oh, my land collar. Those people are not robbing the bank.

[Caller]

Not Robin. How do you know, caller?

[Mr. Obvious]

They're protecting themselves from the coronavirus by covering their noses and mouths and wearing gloves.

[Kristi Lee]

Hmm.

[Caller]

You don't say.

[Mr. Obvious]

And as a matter of fact, you should be doing the same, caller.

[Caller]

Me? I. I'm not gonna be going in the bank, Mr. Ovid.

[Mr. Obvious]

It's not just the bank where you need the protection. You should practice being safe at the post office, the grocery store, wherever you might come in contact with people. You should be wearing a mask and gloves.

[Caller]

Mask and.

[Mr. Obvious]

Huh.

[Caller]

Well, I never made a connection.

[Mr. Obvious]

Don't you watch the news, caller? How could you not know?

[Caller]

Oh, gosh, no. I hadn't seen the news for a while, Mr. O. I've been binge watching that Tiger King show ever since my boss told me not to come into work.

[Mr. Obvious]

Oh, well, like a lot of people, you must be working from home.

[Caller]

No, he fired me. Incompetence, which I don't. I don't get. I hardly ever took bathroom breaks or anything.

[Mr. Obvious]

Okay, caller, it pains me, but we're going to have to go right now.

[Caller]

Oh, okay.

[Mr. Obvious]

Yes.

[Caller]

Yes, caller, It's a real lifesaver.

[Mr. Obvious]

Well, it sounds like you took my advice and put on your mask. I'm proud of you, caller, for taking heed during these unusual and trying times.

[Caller]

Oh, yeah, thanks. I didn't have a mask with me, but luckily, this fella in front of me at the store sneezed into his handkerchief and dropped it on the ground.

[Mr. Obvious]

Goodbye, caller. Until next time. This is Mr. Obvious.

[Caller]

So long.

[Podcast Host]

Now some more Bob and Tom.

[Caller]

You want it, you need it, you can't live without it.

[Podcast Host]

This is Bob and Tom Extra joining

[Bob Kevoian]

us in the studio. She is Dr. Sadie Allison, and she is a specialist in the realm of the adult toys from. From the company known as Tickle Kitty, which I understand. Is celebrating 25 years.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Yes. Yes. Good morning, everyone. I'm so excited to be here. Good to see you all. 25 years. Yeah. I started in 2001 when you were four.

[Kristi Lee]

Thank you. Yeah.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Good intimacy. Life will keep you looking young, I guess.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, there you go. There's a good selling point.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And we're going to be reviewing.

[Tom]

Some of you want to look younger or not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Some of the things that are. That are available in the realm of the adult toys, which may or may not be the perfect Valentine's Day gift. I wanted to open with a quick question. In your experience, and I'm not sure you're able to judge this, but do you think there are cases in which a woman buys a man a toy in order that they can share it together, or is it typically a guy buying it for the lady? Is there. Do you have any idea how that would. The Venn diagram of those crossing.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Yes. So both buy for each other. Definitely. Although it skews a little bit more for men buying for their ladies during Valentine's Day. It's a more common gift for a guy for Valentine's Day. But a lot of women are buying toys for their guys, too, because there's so many wonderful innovations today where both people can be pleased and have fun together with toys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is. Is there a certain awkwardness to.

[Kristi Lee]

If you're saying it. Yeah.

[Tom]

Are you going to start talking about butt stuff? Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Kristi Lee]

No, no, no, no.

[Tom]

Is that what you're doing?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. No.

[Tom]

Is there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there a certain awkwardness to opening up something and it's. It's an adult toy rather than.

[Mr. Obvious]

You would.

[Kristi Lee]

You would just laugh hysterically. Right. If you opened an adult toy, like

[Tom]

a really big donger, you know?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I. Doesn't matter what it is. You know what?

[Podcast Host]

You.

[Bob Kevoian]

You never see a scene in a movie where they're at some fancy restaurant where they've got white tablecloth, silverware, crystal, and the waiter, as the waiter le, or the small box, she opens it up and, oh, look, it's the Pulverizer 3000.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, no, I would. I would want. Under the. The silver tray thing. I would want it to be under there on a bed of lettuce. Just lift it up.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you would do it. You would do it with a humorous.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Yeah, I think a good time to do it would be after the dinner when you're going to the bedroom. You can even hide it under the pillow. That's always kind of fun. So when you're getting close and then you're heading towards that moment, you can kind of just pull it out and surprise your partner. And sometimes it's. It adds that excitement that you're missing. And even if you laugh, that's a great thing. Because intimacy is supposed to be fun. It's not so serious.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does it ever backfire? Did you ever get any stories about she was insulted or he was insulted, that looks like mine, only significantly larger?

[Kristi Lee]

Well, that.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

That's a good point. You want to get it the same size or smaller, but it's. It's not. So it's not so much the insult, because on Valentine's Day, it's the perfect time to actually give you an opportunity to introduce something new. And when you put it in a way, you're like, honey, you know, I've been wanting to try something different. I thought this might be fun. And that's why I always suggest to guys to get something for her pleasure, because then it's not. It's a little more comfortable for her. And it shows that you care. Because when your woman is pleased, that's when you get it back tenfold. And that's what men ultimately want, is, I want more intimacy with my wife.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Valentine's Day. What? It's on a Saturday this year, so it's. What are you looking at? She said on deck. I heard dick. I'm so nervous. I heard dick.

[Tom]

She finally said dick, but who cares?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

I may have said that.

[Paul Rykoff]

I'm not sure.

[Tom]

It's hammer time.

[Bob Kevoian]

I believe all hands on Dick, I believe was a gay porn. You don't have to watch it. We're gonna check in with Dr. Sadie Allison and talk about some of these interesting things in the world of adult toys. And one of the. There's been kind of a. I guess a revolution in the world of all this stuff. Like everything else now. Batteries pretty much out of the picture.

[Kristi Lee]

Right? Right.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Almost everything is USB rechargeable now.

[Tom]

So we have these wonderful products and Valentine's Day coming up, and love is in the air, and you're just transfixed. None of them have batteries anymore. They can be plugged in and recharged.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I'll tell you what.

[Tom]

What's wrong with you?

[Bob Kevoian]

I just got for my garage. Here we go. I got a. These. There are these strips there. They look like a ruler, but it's an LED light.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it takes a USB C. Once a year, you charge it, and it's motion activated.

[Tom]

I'm telling you. Battery and magnet technology. That's why the earbuds are so little now.

[Bob Kevoian]

But the same. The significance is it's great not having batteries. The fact that you can just recharge it, and that's entered the realm of the adult toy. Do any of them have batteries anymore?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Very few. All the nice ones and the modern ones are rechargeable and they last for two hours, which is nice because you don't want your pleasure interrupted with batteries dying out.

[Mr. Obvious]

Right.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

That's old school.

[Kristi Lee]

That's from the 80s.

[Bob Kevoian]

If she needs it for two hours, I know a good lawyer. She's gonna need the diesel 700.

[Tom]

It's two hours, by my account. It'll never get recharged. I'll never have to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, this is not meant to be a silly question, but of course. Then are they typically the USB C now or are they the lightning USB A, the wider one.

[Tom]

And the USB C is the smaller one.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the one that's trapezoidal?

[Tom]

Trap it. Oh, that's the. I'm not sure what that said. I'm not sure what that. Is that a D or something?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Most of them are usb, which is the standard.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the full size.

[Mr. Obvious]

Yeah.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Although they are starting to have the smaller ones like you're talking about.

[Bob Kevoian]

But yeah, the USB C I like because you can't do it backwards. The trapezoidal ones.

[Tom]

And that's the same she was talking about on Dick. And do it backwards.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm so sorry. I apologize to everyone listening. Our guest is Dr. Sadie Allison from Tickle Kitty. You can look at what she's got going on@tickle kitty.com right now. We're going to check in with the new. At the news desk. We have Ms. Hooker. After a busy day of cooking, we have.

[Kristi Lee]

Are you going to try one?

[Bob Kevoian]

I am. I just did. I was just doing some.

[Tom]

Can somebody bring him in? The.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want to try the deviled egg.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, the. Yeah.

[Tom]

No, he's not going to eat the sound of layer dip.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll try it.

[Kristi Lee]

He'll try it. He'll try the seven layer dip, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

But let's try a little bit of news. Anything going on out there? All right.

[Kristi Lee]

The iconic Breaking Bad home is still on the market, and the price has just been slashed from $4 million to 1 million 3. $400,000.

[Podcast Host]

Whoa.

[Kristi Lee]

That's a significant drop.

[Tom]

And then the bottom dropped out.

[Paul Rykoff]

Wow.

[Kristi Lee]

Located in Albuquerque, New Mexico, the four bedroom, two bathroom home was featured prominently in the hit series and has since become a destination for fans.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, who'd want it?

[Kristi Lee]

I don't know because I think the people that lived there hated. And this is why they're selling.

[Mr. Obvious]

Right.

[Kristi Lee]

That people.

[Bob Kevoian]

People. And people were throwing pizzas on the roof because of that famous scene.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom]

Putting a doll's eyes in the pool and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

It was initially listed in January of 2025 for $4 million, but over a year later, the price has been dramatically reduced. Realtor Alicia Feel told journalists the initial price tag resulted from someone claiming to sell famous properties in Hollywood who convinced the owner that $4 million was an appropriate listing. I would be curious about the other houses in the neighborhood.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom]

They're going through for, I think, for 400k. The only way you're going to recop your investment as if you turn it

[Bob Kevoian]

into a meth lab. Yeah.

[Tom]

It's not a very.

[Kristi Lee]

Does it come with the tools?

[Tom]

It's not a very big house.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no.

[Kristi Lee]

It's a ranch, Right?

[Caller]

Ranch, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you seen Breaking Bad?

[Kristi Lee]

I haven't.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's. I hesitated to watch it. It's brilliant, isn't it?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

I loved it.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's really good.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Really entertaining.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the. The casting is great. The acting is. I mean, you've. It just seems real.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just. I really. I would really recommend.

[Kristi Lee]

And you watched the whole thing?

[Bob Kevoian]

I did, and I.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay.

[Mr. Obvious]

For him, very rarely.

[Tom]

That's amazing.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Depicting.

[Tom]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Better Call Saul and not so good.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That gets really, really boring.

[Tom]

I like Michael McCann.

[Bob Kevoian]

Before I started watching that, I wanted. Like I said, please kill the Michael McKee. Every episode and completely fake.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But every. The Breaking Bad. Great.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay. I'll give it a try. Do you have your dip over there?

[Bob Kevoian]

I.

[Kristi Lee]

Do you want to try it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom]

Oh, my God.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is the exciting.

[Kristi Lee]

It's the yellow one. Is that what you have?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, this is a deviled egg dip, and I love devil. Okay.

[Tom]

Now here's Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Devoured.

[Christopher]

Whoa.

[Tom]

You know, once again, Tom is always eating like he's in prison. You know that. Yeah. He likes to gobble, gobble it down.

[Kristi Lee]

I have to be honest.

[Tom]

Am I right?

[Kristi Lee]

I don't like it.

[Tom]

You don't like the deviled egg dip?

[Kristi Lee]

No, it called for sweet relish, and I don't like any kind of sweetness in my deviled egg.

[Tom]

Is that the way I'm supposed to think about things? I'm not going to fix this because I don't like it.

[Kristi Lee]

No, I don't think I. I made it anyway.

[Tom]

Oh, okay.

[Kristi Lee]

But I didn't. I didn't change the recipe. And it's not how I eat my deviled eggs. I don't like sweet relish in my deviled eggs. I like a savory.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I would agree. I'd prefer it without the sweet.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay, I'm with you. All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I'm gonna try the other dips. We have five of them now. We're also getting ready for Valentine's Day, and there's lots of different things you can get, including these soon to be discussed toys. I'm looking at a. At the designs of some of these. Sadie is holding one right now.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, okay.

[Tom]

The thing is, by the way, whose idea was it. Excuse me. To sit Sadie. Next to Pat Godwin. I'm not sure if that's going to be.

[Caller]

Are you trying to get me in trouble?

[Tom]

You're getting yourself in trouble. You're. You're inching closer.

[Kristi Lee]

He's behaving.

[Tom]

No. Grab ass, Pat.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Kristi Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. I'm looking at a. At a sheet that has photographs of the various tools or toys, I should say. And one thing that I. You can't tell.

[Tom]

You magnificent bastard. I knew it. You got the workbench and the tools, don't you?

[Bob Kevoian]

You can't tell the scale, so I. I can't tell how large the womanizer is.

[Kristi Lee]

Right?

[Tom]

Is that the name of it? It's the Womanizer.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

It is the woman. The Womanizer. Next.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's wonderful. This is apparently the latest edition. This is like the iPhone 17 of sex toys.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's this. This. The subheading is the 62nd air pleasure. Okay, but I want to see one of these things because I just can't tell if it's the size of a. Of. Of a lipstick or of a cucumber.

[Kristi Lee]

I think we can hear it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, here it comes. Oh, we have one that's bigger than I thought.

[Kristi Lee]

That's what he said.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is the. This is the size of a banana, right?

[Tom]

It looks like something. It is a secret agent would use as a phone.

[Bob Kevoian]

It looks like a submarine you'd put in the tub when you were a kid you'd fill with baking soda. Yes, it does go up and down, but.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, that's a lot more fun.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

So, Tom, that's a smart silence. So it's not vibrating in your hand. It's actually air suction product.

[Paul Rykoff]

Put your.

[Tom]

Now put it over the hole.

[Kristi Lee]

There you go.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

There you go.

[Tom]

And there, friends, is how Tom receives all sexual.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't think it was on.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Isn't that neat? And that's what's neat about this toy, is you can be using in the bedroom and your Kids won't even know because you can't hear it. It's got a silent feature and it only turns on with contact. So Tom, Tom, put it on the tip of your nose and get a little suction.

[Tom]

There you go. Here we go.

[Mr. Obvious]

Picture of this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah, that's weird.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

So it's got a pleasure depth control, this new womanizer necked model where you can actually go super gentle because women like it gentle.

[Bob Kevoian]

Guys, can you hear that at all? Oh, there you go.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

There's no vibration. That's all air. Suction.

[Tom]

Sounds like you're at the foundry.

[Bob Kevoian]

My nose feels weird.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google Play and Stitcher. For Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

[Podcast Host]

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[Dr. Sadie Allison]

So why a podcast?

[Podcast Host]

Podcasting is very intimate. That's why I'm shirtless. Your weekly dose of absurdity and fun. The things in life that we put up with simply because we don't get around to fixing them. And I let be a problem for much longer than it should be a problem because of the single problem of me. Yeah, I'm the problem at the center of my life. The Musers, the podcast.

[Tom]

Are we podcasting now?

[Podcast Host]

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