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Christopher
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Unknown Speaker 1
There'S eight of us in a Jim Walter home they got joe jeans and Microsoft but these youngins are about to drive me out of my skull they've lost their minds and you've lost your love you think I've slept with the telephone book but to tell you the truth I'm only halfway through the queue and if you try to save this marriage again I kill you.
Ally Breen
You.
Unknown Speaker 1
Louder than an outboard Evan rude you got us living on little league food you're cooking corn dokes for a 35 year old man and you've been laying around like I'm a nurse's aide how to draw checks from medic on the sofa till your butt turn black and blue and if you try to save this marriage again I kill you. Honey, call your lawyer get him on the phone y' all can split everything that I own divorce is rough and there's hell to pay but we don't own anything anyway since you turn the end of the internal revenue and if you try to save this marriage again honey, call your lawyer tell him everything man, that fat lady sure could sing take the turn house and I wish you luck there's a hooter girl Waiting in the pickup truck. She's a 38D and she just turned 22. And if you try to save us marriage again. I kid you. Now some more.
Christopher
Bob and Tom.
Tom
This is Bob and Tom. Extra. We ready to go? Okay. Very good. Very good. We're going to hook it up. There she is. It's Ally Breen. And at an unknown location. Are you at the TV station?
Ally Breen
I am not. No. Now I'm in Florida. I have the same nondescript interrogation room background, I guess.
Tom
Where are you in Florida?
Ally Breen
Ocala. Doing Airbnb stuff.
Josh
Nice. That wall looks great behind you, Ally. Great paint job.
Tom
Are you?
Ally Breen
Thank you. Yeah, exactly.
Tom
Are you fixing up a to make it an Airbnb again?
Ally Breen
Yes, exactly. Yeah, it's taking a little more work than I expected, but I still. It's fun. I need to start posting some DIY stuff cuz I know I'm learning a lot of you could take weird tricks.
Tom
You could take your shirt off.
Chick
Only Fans. Thank you. Same page, Tom do combination.
Tom
If you did like semi new DIY house painting, you'd get some people on your Only Fans account very quickly.
Unknown Speaker 2
You could do a DIY Joi.
Ally Breen
That's actually a pretty good idea. One of the. Yeah, one of the subscribers said that I should do one and call myself Boobs. Villa. Villa. Whatever.
Tom
Yeah, yeah. Boobzilla implies large boobs.
Ally Breen
Yeah, it sounds like Boobzilla.
Tom
Yeah, you might be like Boobzilla or something.
Ally Breen
Exactly.
Tom
Ellie can be found a L L I B in the world of only fans. And she can be found on social media platforms. A L, L, I B R E E N. I point this out because that's how you send letters to her, then she reads them to us and we do our best to try to help you with your love troubles.
Chick
I don't know if it's our best, but we'll see.
Tom
Let's get to a letter and see how we do.
Ally Breen
Oh, we'll do great. Dear Ally, My husband's ex girlfriend lost her job and he was sending her some money to help out. Well, it's been over a year and he's still helping support her. I got pretty upset with him saying that he's actually showing her he still cares and showing me that as well. And he said she just has no one and that he's being nice. Am I the one being an a hole here?
Josh
No, no, no. He's enabling her. Get a job.
Chick
Yeah, it's not your responsibility anymore. You married this other woman. Leave her alone.
Tom
What's he getting out of it?
Chick
That's a good question.
Unknown Speaker 2
I think he's just being nice.
Tom
Really?
Unknown Speaker 2
Yeah, I do.
Ally Breen
He obviously still cares.
Unknown Speaker 2
No, that's a woman's. That's a woman's perspective, which is always insane. You don't.
Tom
Coming from the single guy, once again, signed HJ Uber. You don't think there's any quim pro quo, if you will?
Jeff
I think.
Unknown Speaker 2
I think he's just being nice for a year.
Chick
A year?
Unknown Speaker 2
Okay. I don't think he's just being nice. You think that's my opinion?
Tom
Well, I think we've all learned that opinions can be wrong. Primarily.
Ally Breen
Yes, primarily. And also, who has. No one. I mean, like, there has to be some other way of getting some help after a year. That's.
Tom
Josh.
Chick
If you get a job that would.
Tom
Hurt, you could step in and manage her OnlyFans account.
Unknown Speaker 2
Oh, maybe she doesn't want to do that.
Tom
Well, then maybe it's time to hit the streets and start. Ally, to go back to our original concept of you doing this thing. Did you ever remember toward the end, Farrah Fawcett was doing this stuff where she'd roll around and paint and then she would roll across canvases and sell them?
Chick
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Ally Breen
Oh, funny vaguely. Was that. Did she do that for, like, Playboy or she was just doing that?
Tom
No, she was. She was selling them.
Chick
Yeah, she was.
Tom
You could. You could. As part of your DIY series, you could do body imprints on the wall.
Ally Breen
Oh, yeah, definitely. There's a. There's plenty of wall space and plenty of paint. There might be that happening this week.
Tom
Yeah, the cleanup would be a little weird.
Ally Breen
You just kind of have to roll over and paint over it.
Chick
But to paint the wall, I mean, it'd be hard to sell her wall.
Josh
Yeah, exactly.
Ally Breen
I was gonna say that's hard to monetize.
Josh
You painting your wall with your butt would be amazing.
Unknown Speaker 1
And I think.
Tom
And I think you're missing my point is you do it. You do it in. You do an imprint of your body on a wall that you're going to repaint later and then show.
Unknown Speaker 1
Yeah.
Tom
And by the way, you want to go with latex. Just.
Ally Breen
Yeah, it's going to be really.
Tom
The cleanup of this, of the naughty areas with an oil based paint is going to be nasty.
Ally Breen
How much did Farrah Fawcett sell her paintings for that.
Tom
But I'm just saying, in your case, you're not selling the wall. You're selling the act of you doing it on only fans.
Ally Breen
Yes. The actual and there'd be activity.
Tom
The actual flesh exposure would be limited because you're going to be covered in paint, you see?
Ally Breen
Well, that's the thing. Totally. Because there's actually naked people in Times Square that are just painted all the time. And it really doesn't look like they're.
Chick
Naked, and they do it again.
Tom
So you essentially pour paint on the naughty parts, walk up to the wall, make the imprint, and then, yeah, hey, listen, I only want 20% of this. Who's in?
Josh
But you could get a drop cloth and just roll around in it in a video and then sell said person as well.
Tom
Oh, yeah.
Chick
That would be a lot hotter than just pushing your boobs up against a wall.
Josh
Oh, no. That boob is so good, too.
Unknown Speaker 2
I didn't think it was that hot until you just said it.
Josh
Like, how else are you gonna get those corners? Al, you gotta do the cut in with a boob. It's gonna be easier.
Ally Breen
Ah. That's how to do it. Okay. I actually just want to try dipping myself in paint and rolling around and seeing if it comes out like a good painting.
Tom
I think it'd be fun.
Ally Breen
Maybe I should hang. Maybe I should hang those in the Airbnb without telling people what they are. That's fun.
Tom
I think you'd get some serious cash out of it.
Jeff
I'm kind of ashamed that I. I used to paint, and multiple times, like, a woman would come over and be like, oh, I like your painting. I'd be like, we should do a painting of you. And they. She. But I did, like, abstract. I'd be like, oh, we'll paint your body and press it against the canvas. Five different women allowed me to do that.
Unknown Speaker 2
Pretty awesome.
Jeff
Yeah, it was really awesome. And then they took their painting when they left.
Chick
Are you serious?
Unknown Speaker 2
Yes. Yeah.
Jeff
One of the girls I know, she still has it above, like, her couch, and no one knows it's her because it's all abstract looking, but it's her butt and her boobs, like, pressed against the canvas.
Ally Breen
That's amazing.
Tom
I think, Allie, I think it would work. That's crazy, because you wouldn't.
Ally Breen
I think so, too.
Tom
There'd be a minimum of exposure, technically. Because you got paint on it.
Jeff
Yeah. It's very abstract.
Ally Breen
Jeff's story sounds like what people put on Craigslist when they're like, come over for a casting call, and then all of a sudden they're like, it's actually you pressing your boobs against Kansas.
Jeff
I can't believe it worked.
Tom
I can't either.
Chick
How many times it worked.
Tom
I know.
Ally Breen
Now I need to try that. The paintings came out cool looking like it does.
Jeff
They came out very abstract and you'd kind of smear part of it and lay part of it.
Unknown Speaker 2
Did it lead to sex or just having to, like, wash brushes?
Jeff
Well, once. The other time, one of the times, it was two friends who did it and there was unfortunately, nothing.
Tom
See, that's the case.
Unknown Speaker 2
This is how you could just finally see your friends naked.
Tom
Yeah.
Jeff
No, it was. I didn't. Them. The two girls were friends who came over and they both.
Tom
Doesn't matter.
Unknown Speaker 2
Naked friends. Let's all enjoy.
Chick
We were this close to a threesome.
Ally Breen
Yeah.
Tom
Hello again.
Ally Breen
Yeah, look at that.
Tom
We are speaking with Allie Breen, comedian. The show is called Sexy Time, and Ally is in Florida currently putting together an Airbnb. Is your sister involved in this?
Ally Breen
No, not this one. This one is just me.
Christopher
Really?
Tom
Is your boy. Is your boyfriend involved?
Ally Breen
Nope. All me. Yeah, everyone. It's a lot of work. So everyone else is stepping back and I'm diving in. Exactly.
Unknown Speaker 2
Keep the profit for yourself.
Tom
I was going to.
Ally Breen
I'm telling you a question about the painting. If you do. I wonder if you could actually make, like, if the girl has big enough boobs. If you can make them like mountains and then do, like, butt lakes and do, like, the whole.
Tom
I think just go. Just go abstract. All you have to do is put the paint in your body, rub again, roll on the paint, roll across the thing, and it's a short movie. But that's it. That's what they want to see.
Unknown Speaker 2
Yeah.
Ally Breen
Yep.
Tom
You can become Jackson. Jackson. Pubic, I believe, depending on the nature of the brush.
Unknown Speaker 2
Sure. Yeah. Maybe.
Tom
Maybe more like finger painting down there. I don't know. I think we've established a corner that I've just painted myself into. The only way out of this is to go. Ali Breed is our guest. Why don't you read us our first letter?
Ally Breen
So here we go.
Tom
See what I did there?
Unknown Speaker 2
Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 1
Oh.
Ally Breen
I was watching the P. Diddy coverage with my husband, and I was saying how crazy it was he. That he liked to see his girlfriend have sex with other people. My husband said I'd be surprised that a lot of guys are into that, including him. And we kind of both started talking about it as a fantasy in our sex life. But then all of a sudden, I started thinking that he doesn't really care about me that much if he wouldn't be jealous. And now it's actually turned into a fight when he tries to bring it up. I Don't like that. He'd like watching me with somebody else. And now I can't get over it. Am I right or wrong on this? Oh, wow.
Josh
I think he does care about you. It's just his. His fetish.
Tom
It sounds to me like he really wants to do this. You brought it up, bitch.
Unknown Speaker 1
I'm sure you started this.
Tom
That's the best. She did.
Ally Breen
I know.
Tom
She knows.
Chick
Totally did. What was she doing?
Ally Breen
Oh, this girl is not helping a woman's cause of not looking crazy.
Josh
We think too much.
Ally Breen
Just don't. You know what?
Josh
Go do it. Go find some hot guy and have your boyfriend watch. Just enjoy.
Ally Breen
Actually, Jesse is totally right.
Chick
He does.
Ally Breen
That would solve it.
Tom
Maybe he does. Who knows?
Christopher
Whatever.
Unknown Speaker 2
Yeah, I. I'm kind of.
Ally Breen
She's like, yeah, George at work is pretty. Let me bring him home. Yeah.
Josh
And then if he gets mad, then he's the crazy one. See? There you go.
Jeff
Don't know until you try, right?
Josh
Absolutely.
Chick
Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 2
Boy. Just setting traps. That was a huge trap.
Ally Breen
The best part was it wasn't even intentional. He was into it and then actually got a huge.
Unknown Speaker 2
She didn't even know it was a trap.
Ally Breen
Yep.
Chick
So you think that's what we do? We sit around trying to make traps?
Unknown Speaker 2
I think things turn into traps.
Chick
Okay.
Unknown Speaker 2
Yeah. Yeah.
Tom
What does Diddy call it again?
Jeff
Freak off.
Ally Breen
Freak off.
Tom
Freak off. Okay. Allegedly.
Chick
By the way, did anybody use baby oil like that before?
Ally Breen
Oh, like pool fulls of baby oil? No, that just sounds.
Tom
Wouldn't that get your mattress all greasy?
Chick
Wouldn't it be awful?
Ally Breen
Yeah, I think they said he always had to pay like thousands of dollars in damages every time they used a hotel room.
Unknown Speaker 2
You want some friction, right?
Ally Breen
Yeah. Otherwise you just keep sliding by.
Tom
It's like. Like a slip and slide. I need a handle. For God's sake. What am I doing way down here? Ali Breed is our guest. Ellie's a very fine stand up comedian and she's also got a di. Diy. Ali, you've got to do this.
Ally Breen
I definitely will.
Tom
It will absolutely work. Where do you get giant.
Ally Breen
Perfect.
Tom
Where do you get giant sheets of paper?
Chick
I didn't get giant canvases at any art school.
Jeff
Just get a drop cloth canvas.
Tom
But I think if it's paint.
Ally Breen
That's a good point.
Tom
If it's a drop cloth, it'll. How do you hang that up?
Jeff
I mean, if you wrap it around the stretcher.
Chick
Yeah.
Jeff
You can. You can go to Michael's.
Ally Breen
Exactly.
Josh
Yeah. Then they can lay with you after they purchase your sheet.
Tom
But I think the trick to this is you just. You put the paint on and you just roll once or it's just going to get.
Ally Breen
Oh, is that it?
Unknown Speaker 2
Otherwise, Unless you do multiple colors.
Tom
Yeah, but I mean, otherwise. But then you kind of. You have sort of an imprint of what's going on.
Unknown Speaker 2
Right, right.
Tom
But it'd be worth experimenting. Yeah. You can Google the Farrah Fawcett thing. She did a whole bunch of them, and it kind of got.
Ally Breen
I will. I totally forgot about that.
Tom
There's a much worse. There's a much worse technique, and this is. You're going to think I'm making this up, but I am not. You can also search this. There was a guy who did enema painting.
Ally Breen
Yeah.
Tom
Oh.
Ally Breen
That'S a real Jackson Pollock from another. That's horrible.
Tom
No, it's true. And he would put different colors in, and then who would buy them? Who knows? But he would. What's the word I'm looking for? Excrete them, if you will, onto the canvas.
Ally Breen
That is horrific.
Tom
Yeah, no, it's true. And. But he had to use. As I recall, he had a special paint that wasn't going to poison him.
Ally Breen
Oh, yeah. That could be dangerous.
Unknown Speaker 2
Was rectum friendly? Yeah.
Tom
Yeah.
Ally Breen
Imagine asking that question at the paint store.
Tom
Yeah.
Jeff
Imagine trying to pick out the funnel so you can load it up.
Unknown Speaker 2
Imagine him having to sit on that machine and get shaken.
Tom
That was probably the best part.
Unknown Speaker 2
Right?
Tom
Yeah.
Ally Breen
He likes that.
Tom
Okay. Yeah. That's another thing you can search. Yeah. Keith Beaudry. Once again, the show is sexy. Time. We have time for one more letter. Ali Breen. What do we got?
Ally Breen
Dear Allie, My girlfriend got in a car accident, and her ex has been texting her to see how she's been doing. I saw this, and I got mad because how did he even know she was in the car accident unless they were in touch beforehand and found. And she said he found out through a friend, and I was overreacting. I'm suspicious either way. What do you guys think?
Tom
You're.
Unknown Speaker 2
You're an untrusting idiot.
Tom
You're a jerk.
Jeff
You're lunatics.
Tom
So Josh had to hesitate because he already used his. His. All of his bitch allowances during this break.
Ally Breen
You can just see Josh getting angrier and angrier throughout this whole segment. It's a real progression.
Tom
This does seem a little milder than the other one. So her friend, her ex, is in an accident, and someone says something to him. So he says, hey, get better soon, or something.
Ally Breen
Yeah.
Josh
Yeah. When someone's in an accident, it gets around. Like you tell one friend, they tell someone.
Ally Breen
Definitely.
Unknown Speaker 2
They have a history. Look, it's fine. You're fine, man. She's with you.
Tom
Okay.
Ally Breen
Yes.
Tom
All right. So are we going to end on a pleasant note like that?
Chick
Yes.
Ally Breen
You want to go with one more or do you think we're good?
Tom
Let's go with one more, see what we can ruin. Go ahead. What have you got?
Ally Breen
Okay. My wife. Dear Ally, My wife is a stay at home mom and she just started going to night school two nights a week while I'm home with the kids.
Unknown Speaker 2
I'm against it at first.
Ally Breen
You come home right after class and lately the nights are getting later and later. She said sometimes the students need to work together on a project and they'll just go out to a diner. I'm suspicious that it's probably one person and not the whole class. How do I check up on this again?
Unknown Speaker 2
This boy? As somebody who took night classes, this happens.
Chick
Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 2
You really. Hey, let's all go grab a drink or a burger or coffee and talk about the project we have to do. Yeah.
Ally Breen
She's like, but are there also hookups?
Unknown Speaker 1
Absolutely.
Unknown Speaker 2
I think Jeff may have a good point here too.
Ally Breen
Oh, here we go.
Jeff
Oh, I was just gonna say she's not gonna leave you till after she get. That's why she's at school, so she could better herself to get away from it.
Tom
When you have a good baby, when.
Unknown Speaker 2
You have a good babysitter, you stick with them. She's not going to ruin that.
Christopher
That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google Play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.
Chick
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Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast | B&T Extra: Driving Naked & Constructing a Movie Intro
Episode Information:
In this episode of B&T Extra, host Christopher welcomes listeners to an afternoon segment of The BOB & TOM Show, highlighting key topics such as "driving naked," constructing a movie intro, and various entertaining discussions. The episode dives straight into the content, bypassing advertisements and introductory segments to deliver engaging and comedic conversations.
Timestamp [03:40] - [05:00]
Ally Breen, a guest and stand-up comedian, shares her current endeavor of setting up an Airbnb in Ocala, Florida. She discusses the challenges and unexpected work involved in renovating the property, expressing enthusiasm about the DIY aspects of the project.
Notable Quote:
Ally Breen [04:09]: "Yes, exactly. Yeah, it's taking a little more work than I expected, but I still. It's fun."
Timestamp [04:23] - [10:06]
The conversation shifts to innovative marketing strategies for Ally’s Airbnb. The hosts and Ally brainstorm ideas such as leveraging OnlyFans to showcase DIY house painting projects. They explore the concept of using body imprints as an artistic and promotional tool, drawing inspiration from Farrah Fawcett’s unique painting technique.
Notable Quotes:
Tom [04:24]: "You could take your shirt off."
Ally Breen [05:00]: "Exactly. Ellie can be found a L L I B in the world of only fans."
Tom [07:22]: "You could do body imprints on the wall."
Ally considers the feasibility of monetizing such creative ventures, discussing the practicality of cleaning and maintaining the imprints while maintaining aesthetic appeal.
Timestamp [09:26] - [10:36]
Jeff shares a personal story about his experience with abstract painting involving friends pressing their bodies against canvases. This anecdote adds a humorous and relatable dimension to the discussion, illustrating the unexpected outcomes of creative experiments.
Notable Quotes:
Jeff [09:44]: "One of the girls I know, she still has it above, like, her couch, and no one knows it's her because it's all abstract looking, but it's her butt and her boobs, like, pressed against the canvas."
Timestamp [05:26] - [06:46]
A listener seeks advice regarding her husband continuing to financially support his ex-girlfriend who lost her job. The hosts discuss the implications of enabling behavior and the boundaries within a marriage.
Notable Quotes:
Unknown Speaker 1 [05:47]: "No, no, no. He's enabling her. Get a job."
Tom [06:00]: "Really?"
Timestamp [12:16] - [14:15]
Another listener writes about how watching P. Diddy's coverage, which includes themes of sexual fantasies, has led to conflicts with her husband. The discussion revolves around navigating fantasies within a relationship and addressing feelings of insecurity.
Notable Quotes:
Ally Breen [12:16]: "I started thinking that he doesn't really care about me that much if he wouldn't be jealous."
Josh [13:28]: "He does care about you. It's just his fetish."
Timestamp [16:08] - [19:05]
A listener expresses concern over his wife’s late-night activities related to her night school projects. The hosts offer insights into trusting one's partner and understanding the nature of collaborative projects.
Notable Quotes:
Unknown Speaker 2 [18:35]: "You really. Hey, let's all go grab a drink or a burger or coffee and talk about the project we have to do."
Jeff [18:49]: "She's not gonna leave you till after she gets away from it."
The episode wraps up with Christopher signing off, encouraging listeners to follow B&T Extra on platforms like iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher. The hosts maintain a light-hearted and humorous tone throughout, providing both entertainment and relatable advice on relationship dynamics.
Notable Final Quote:
Christopher [19:05]: "That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on iTunes, Google Play and Stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra."
This episode of B&T Extra successfully combines comedic banter with meaningful discussions, making it both entertaining and insightful for listeners seeking both laughs and life advice.