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Christopher
welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on the big show today. Emails, Beef versus Steer and Tom's Tea. It's coming up in just a minute.
Kristi
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Dino
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Narrator
If you missed something yesterday, maybe you'll hear it now. This is Bob and Tom Extra.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, thank you very much.
Tom Griswold
Welcome.
Bob Kevoian
Now we have your letters.
Tom Griswold
You can reach kind of a Elvis. Thank you very much. Thank you very much.
Bob Kevoian
You can reach us, Bob and tom@bobandtom.com we love hearing from you. Chick McGee. Would you care to begin?
Tom Griswold
Dear Bob and Tom Show. From Ron in Kentucky.
Chick McGee
Ronnie.
Tom Griswold
Tig old bitties.
Kristi
What?
Tom Griswold
Tig old bitties.
Chick McGee
That's all he says.
Tom Griswold
That's how he says.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, yeah. You've missed this new feature that I'm tired of already.
Chick McGee
Well, I love that, man. That's nice. I'm a big fan of those things.
Bob Kevoian
No, no, the. The letters. Now.
Tom Griswold
Dear Bob and Tom Show. I thought the kids had eaten all the drumstick ice creams, but I just found one hidden behind the ice tray. I will sleep well tonight. That's Howard.
Bob Kevoian
That is nice.
Chick McGee
Secret treats. What a good time a secret treat is. That's right.
Tom Griswold
Speaking of secret, grab some ice cream. Thought it was all gone. No, that's nice.
Kristi
Pat, you haven't.
Pat
Somebody sent me an email, believe it or not. Speaking of secret sweets. Here. Morning, all. Willie asked if he'd ever eaten rooster. Fun fact. All chicken fries and chicken fingers are in fact rooster penises.
Tom Griswold
That is a fun fact.
Bob Kevoian
We are trying to figure out if we. If you eat both male and female chickens.
Chick McGee
I don't know.
Bob Kevoian
Yes, you do. Is the answer.
Kristi
Yeah, he found out.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Okay.
Bob Kevoian
Male and female chickens. What do they call them? Broilers. Those are. They're both. Now, beef comes from steers. Now those are boy deers that have been.
Kristi
Unborn deers. Boy cows.
Bob Kevoian
What did I say? Oh, boy cows. Sorry. As you can see, none of us really are.
Tom Griswold
You start talking like this.
Bob Kevoian
As you can see, we don't know much about. The primary source of supermarket beef, according to this news story, is steers. Males that have been castrated.
Chick McGee
Really?
Bob Kevoian
Castration makes them calmer and improves the meat quality. Also, it. It makes their mooing a little higher.
Tom Griswold
Is that right?
Bob Kevoian
Help. Help.
Tom Griswold
Shark.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, God, I love that as a kid. Nothing funnier. Let's see. Now, let's get back to our mailbag, shall we?
Tom Griswold
Let's see.
Bob Kevoian
This is from Jimmy he says, let's see, from a Bloomfield pause. Kentucky.
Kristi
Oh, not Michigan. Huh?
Tom Griswold
Wow. You know about Bloomfield, Michigan, though, don't you? You psycho.
Bob Kevoian
Bloomfield Hill.
Kristi
Isn't that where the rich people live in Michigan?
Tom Griswold
I thought it was Gross Point.
Bob Kevoian
Lovely area. They're both very nice out to eat. Last night, ordered my iced tea based on Tom's recommendation with orange slices instead of lemon. Tom, it was the best tea I've ever had. I am hooked. I know Chick is rolling his eyes, but, Chick, I've got to tell you, it was fantastic. Yes, I now. I trouble servers now every day by saying, could I please have an orange license?
Chick McGee
You think you just now started troubling servers?
Bob Kevoian
Oh, that's. That's only the beginning.
Tom Griswold
You went across. You went against your own rule, though. You don't like flavored iced tea. I'm sorry?
Bob Kevoian
Orange is a flavor, yes, but it's not an artificial flavor. Bottled iced tea should be illegal. So awful.
Kristi
So what? Do they ever say, no, we don't have orange slices, and I would just
Bob Kevoian
stand up, storm out after flipping the table. Yeah, they have. They have oranges back there.
Tom Griswold
So much for the pure leaf sports desk. I guess.
Bob Kevoian
It's much better, Trust me. And I don't want lemon in my teeth. I don't care.
Kristi
Do you at home cut up oranges and have them ready at.
Bob Kevoian
That's a very fair question. On occasion. Ah, but I have an. I have a. What is it called? A carafe. A pitcher of iced tea right now and sitting in the green room.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. I stick my finger in it every morning.
Pat
I like that flavor.
Tom Griswold
How do you like that flavor?
Bob Kevoian
I hope you've washed.
Tom Griswold
I put my finger in my butt, then I. Then I dunk it in your iced tea.
Bob Kevoian
We laugh.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Pat comes in and he does it sometimes, and we both laugh.
Bob Kevoian
By the way, based on my tea, Misty, you might want to go see a doctor. Oh. Tastes a little bloody.
Chick McGee
We were all goofing around. I'm just being silly.
Tom Griswold
Am I bleeding back there?
Bob Kevoian
No, I think Bloody Stool is opening for Green Day and their tour this summer. Let's see now.
Chick McGee
Chick, I have a letter for you. It just says for Chick. Hey, Chick. Just started my shift. Having coffee and a croissant.
Kristi
Oh.
Chick McGee
Have a great show, you guys.
Tom Griswold
There you go.
Chick McGee
That's from Michael in Bakersfield.
Bob Kevoian
Sounds good.
Tom Griswold
Home of the Buck Owens Sound. Are you hitting that field?
Chick McGee
California, Are you hitting that croissant? Are you going? I think I go croissant. I'm not really sure.
Pat
Croissant.
Tom Griswold
I don't say croissant.
Bob Kevoian
I don't either.
Chick McGee
I said it should be fine.
Bob Kevoian
I give it a heavy W. I go, croissant. There it is.
Chick McGee
There's the big man.
Tom Griswold
You don't say Louis Vuitton town either, do you?
Bob Kevoian
No, because it's Louis Vuitton.
Chick McGee
I say like Louisville. I go, I'm getting a Louis Vuitton from a baby.
Bob Kevoian
That's nice for my baby.
Tom Griswold
She'll put out then.
Christopher
Yes.
Bob Kevoian
Yesterday we were talking about something and I. I thought Chick would be on. On my team. Which is the team. The team of the totally obscure.
Tom Griswold
Maybe today I'll be on your team. You don't know.
Bob Kevoian
You. You mentioned the. Is it the. The. The ice cream delivery company.
Kristi
Schwans.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, yeah, Schwann's.
Kristi
They do more than ice cream. They're a whole. They did meats, they did frozen chips, pizza roll. They did.
Bob Kevoian
Are they dinners? Are they no longer.
Tom Griswold
No, no, they're out there.
Bob Kevoian
Okay, well, good. Yeah. So it was a delivery food and
Kristi
you'd get a catalog and then you would check what you wanted and then some privileged man would bring it jerk
Tom Griswold
across the street, get schwans every afternoon or something.
Bob Kevoian
That's nice.
Kristi
Once a week or whatever.
Tom Griswold
I'm run out.
Bob Kevoian
But when you mentioned it, I was not familiar with it, right? And I said, oh, don't they have the Schwann catalog? Thinking the chick would know. And I got nothing.
Tom Griswold
And I thought, is there a Schwann catalog?
Kristi
I never heard of it.
Bob Kevoian
Dear Tom writes Mr. Golden, you and I are two of the few who would conflate Schwann record catalog with Schwann food service.
Kristi
It was a record thing.
Bob Kevoian
It was a. Like. It was a. You'd go to the record store so they'd look up a thing and just. In the schwann.
Tom Griswold
If that guy writes in again and uses conflate. Yeah, don't read his first name.
Kristi
I know Golden. I know a lot of Golden.
Bob Kevoian
I'm not going to give you his first name.
Tom Griswold
Okay, Golden. What's he trying to hide?
Bob Kevoian
John, I
Pat
found you.
Bob Kevoian
John Golden.
Kristi
Not any golden title.
Tom Griswold
John Golden.
Bob Kevoian
I am so sorry. John Golden.
Tom Griswold
You left your car.
Bob Kevoian
I conflated being smart with being an idiot. I did not mean to give your name. John.
Tom Griswold
Ah, there it is now.
Bob Kevoian
Wait a second. How can you be met tomorrow isn't.
Tom Griswold
I'm not mad.
Bob Kevoian
Wait a second. Isn't tomorrow National Vinyl Record Store day?
Tom Griswold
Damn right it is.
Chick McGee
Nice.
Tom Griswold
I looked forward to that day all year.
Kristi
Do you wait in line? Do you get out There.
Tom Griswold
No, I don't wait in line.
Pat
A lot of people do wait in line.
Kristi
Oh, I know.
Tom Griswold
I am somebody. I don't wait.
Bob Kevoian
Record store date's great. I will be probably buying a couple of vinyls tomorrow.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can tell you collect them because that's what we call them in the business. Vinyls. Do you have any vinyls?
Bob Kevoian
I have. I have a friend who I am indoctrinating. Is that the word? Into the world of classic rock.
Chick McGee
Oh my gosh.
Tom Griswold
Is this your trainer every single time?
Bob Kevoian
No, no, no, no. But I have been doing indoctrinating him.
Chick McGee
Is it one of Kelly's friend's husbands who's stuck talking to you sometimes?
Bob Kevoian
Yes, that's exactly Cor.
Chick McGee
And so it's you and some 47
Pat
year old man trying to get along.
Bob Kevoian
He's 50. And I've been going to a couple different stores and buying vinyl of. And it's because it's. It's great here.
Tom Griswold
Is that guy talking to his wife? I don't want to go see Tom and Kelly no more. Is that okay?
Chick McGee
Last time he. He kept telling about his little feet or something.
Bob Kevoian
I. No, I got a. I actually bought him.
Kristi
I'm sure you did.
Bob Kevoian
Feats don't fail me now. The last record album, Allman Brothers. Oh, I got Live at the Fillmore. I got Eat a Peach, but I'm final.
Chick McGee
You know, people get mad at me for criticizing you too much, but at least acknowledge I do it right. At least I know you enough to know the band you gave him. I. I know.
Bob Kevoian
You nailed it. You nailed the guy too. Except you had the age wrong by three years. Happy birthday.
Kristi
Oh, is this the guy?
Bob Kevoian
I'm not gonna give him the name. No, no, I'm not gonna say I've already. I've already blown the John golden thing
Tom Griswold
and it's John Golden's birthday.
Bob Kevoian
Is that what she said? That for all practical purposes, we're gonna wish him happy birthday.
Tom Griswold
All right.
Bob Kevoian
Do you have another letter over there?
Tom Griswold
Dear Bob and Tom show. I was listening to your show earlier. Mentioned you had a PlayStation 5 still in the box. Yes, I do. I'd be more than happy to take that off your hands so you can clear up some space for more shoes. That's Devin and Reno. I will take this under advisement.
Bob Kevoian
Devin is a smart guy.
Tom Griswold
I don't trust myself to unwrap the PlayStation 5 because no one would ever see me again.
Chick McGee
Chick, there's a Spider man game on that PlayStation 5. And when it came out, I gave myself three days to play this. I had a bunch of work coming up and these games are totally immersive. Oh yeah, you can go all of New York City. It's real New York City. You're swinging around, you're doing mission taking down bad guys. And I gave myself three days because I knew if I went it'll. It'll ruin my life.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
But I beat the game in three days. It was a great three days. I was saving New York City, man. It was the best.
Bob Kevoian
Did we do the story about the old lady who spent all her.
Kristi
I have that.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, this is great.
Chick McGee
I read that. It's funny.
Kristi
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
And we didn't do it on the air, did we?
Kristi
Yeah, we did. About the lady. They found she was.
Bob Kevoian
Oh yeah, they thought she was dead.
Kristi
She was dead.
Bob Kevoian
They did a, they did a wellness check and she was immersed in a video game with headphones on.
Kristi
91 years old. It was.
Bob Kevoian
But can you imagine? Because when you do that, I've heard you guys when you're doing it and you're cursing left and right. It's crazy to strangers. Can you imagine some, I don't know, some 17 year old boys getting his ass kicked by this 91 year old lady cursing her out.
Chick McGee
It happens. There are some mean.
Pat
I can't believe it comes out of my son's bedroom. Oh my gosh, really? Profanity at 3am When I live in
Kristi
an apartment, it isn't 3am, he's a kid.
Pat
Weekends.
Kristi
Oh, okay.
Bob Kevoian
But it is an interesting world. We're talking to people. You don't know who they are. Yeah, it's kind of like the ham radio operators. You're out there in the special select universe talking to people.
Kristi
Do they still have those?
Bob Kevoian
Are you kidding? You know who the greatest ham operators? Joe Walsh.
Tom Griswold
Am.
Pat
What story years ago.
Bob Kevoian
Ace, am I right or not? A simple yes or no. We'll do it.
Tom Griswold
Who knows?
Kristi
Maybe.
Tom Griswold
Who knows if Joe, maybe when he got. Maybe when he got sober, he gave up the hammer.
Bob Kevoian
This, this analogy, Joe, this analogy beside come on back for Joe, besides being profound, is indeed correct. Yeah, that's. But that's a special universe of people. I'm sure there's a ham operator listening right now. But I'm saying that these, the video
Tom Griswold
people can raise Joe for us.
Bob Kevoian
Why do I talk to you Philistines? Dear Bob and Tom show, give it a go. Oh, this is Jim. I'm not going to give his last name, I hope. Although it is the same as one of the first names of a Member of the Electric Amish. I'll leave it right there. Jim says no, Kyle Barkley.
Tom Griswold
Gotta be Kyle.
Bob Kevoian
It is.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Jim says, I am currently traveling in China. Hey, today I'm in a city. Oh, help me here. Christy Xi. Apostrophe A N. I'm gonna say Sean. Yeah, well, he's in Sean. Whatever that is. I was walking down the street, I saw a kid wearing a Nirvana T shirt.
Tom Griswold
Cool.
Bob Kevoian
So in the interests of the Bob and Tom show, I tried to ask him about the shirt we were talking about the fact that my girls are wearing all these classic rock T shirts. They have no idea who the bands are. He didn't speak any English, so I was trying to demonstrate to him by doing my best air guitar. He hurried away and looked frightened, confused. Yeah, that's good old American rock and roll. It's everywhere. But the shirts now, I think, are selling more than the music. In the cases of some bands, it sucks.
Chick McGee
Now, it's cool. When I was in high school, I wore Led Zeppelin shirts and it wasn't cool. People made fun of me.
Kristi
Did they really?
Chick McGee
Oh, for sure. People were like this when I was in high school. People were like, polo shirts. Abercrombie. It was really preppy.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, this is cool.
Tom Griswold
In Grohl's book, I think he's. He's driving around, I want to say Scotland or some far flung place, and he sees a hitchhiker and he pulls over and the kid was wearing a Nirvana T shirt. And Kurt had just, you know, left. And Dave said, well, I probably should embrace this then. And trying to get away from it. So.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, did he give him a Ryan?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I gave him.
Bob Kevoian
Okay, that's cool. He's supposed to be the greatest guy.
Tom Griswold
So.
Bob Kevoian
By the way, there's an interesting.
Tom Griswold
I don't know. I don't know how his wife would feel right now, but if you feel
Bob Kevoian
good now, I love that you're taking a big crap all over that.
Kristi
That's the facts.
Tom Griswold
I think they're bad.
Kristi
I think they've settled their differences that over him for the rest of his life.
Bob Kevoian
I'll bet you take the garbage out for that. Okay, thanks.
Pat
That's what he's going.
Bob Kevoian
Okay.
Tom Griswold
There's a great documentary called Sound City. He bought them Sound City in la. Really good.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah. We've had a couple of our Bob and Tom T shirts show up in some very unusual places. Remember the time it was a Japanese
Kristi
boy band or something?
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, like the number one Japanese boy band. One of the guys was wearing a Bob and Tom T shirt.
Kristi
That was fun.
Chick McGee
My friend does art stuff for, like, movies in la, and she gets a lot of thrift store trips, and she finds Bob and Tom stuff at a thrift store in LA like, every three months.
Kristi
Oh, that's cool.
Chick McGee
So it's just whoever decided to move back to Ohio. Sounds like drops off their Bob and Tom sweatshirt.
Tom Griswold
Sounds like one of our comedian friends appreciating our gift.
Pat
Yeah, a little too much sometimes.
Bob Kevoian
That used to be clap. We would give them the goodie bags with, like, CDs and T shirts and
Tom Griswold
stuff and prize them so much, some
Bob Kevoian
of them would immediately essentially sell them online. You know, the life of a traveling comedian. You know what it's like, Willie. But the nice, nice postscript on this letter. Do I have time to read this? Yeah. He wants to know. I was looking for a frame with photographs, like the aura frame. The ones I found were charging me a monthly subscription. Does the aura frame charge for their app? No, the aura frame, which is fantastic. There's one right behind Willy. No, you buy the aura frame, you load it with photos. There's. There's no monthly fee or anything. It's. That's all free.
Chick McGee
It's got a picture of me, you, and Tommy Brennan from SNL on it right now.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, cool. There's a picture of Josh Oskay. And who is that? Is that All Z? What are those guys eating? Never mind. I'll just move right on. Pat, you want to crap all over that?
Pat
No.
Bob Kevoian
Okay. Feel free be. That'll be just fine.
Tom Griswold
You think Dave Gro did that? Yeah, a little eating. You know what I mean?
Christopher
That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes. Google Play and Stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.
Narrator
The Hammer alley podcast. An 80s flashback mockumentary.
Bob Kevoian
Back in the 80s, there were a thousand bands trying to make it in the world of rock. But there was one band that had it all. Hammer Alley.
Kristi
Whatever happened to Hammer Alley?
Narrator
How did they go from top of the Rock? I'm looking for a music video. They're a band from 1987. Hammer Alley. Ever heard of them? To rock bottom, dude.
Bob Kevoian
I was born in 1987.
State Farm Announcer
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Narrator
Hammer Alley. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.
Date: May 15, 2026
Host: The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network
This extra edition of the BOB & TOM Show is a lively, freewheeling mailbag session featuring host banter, listener emails, comedic riffs, and playful debates. The team shares stories about food misconceptions, beef versus steer, Tom’s controversial iced tea habit, classic rock fandom, PlayStation obsessions, generational T-shirt trends, and more.
[03:09 - 04:53]
“All chicken fries and chicken fingers are in fact rooster penises.” — Email read by Pat [03:59]
[04:22 - 05:08]
[05:15 - 06:25]
Jimmy from Bloomfield tries Tom’s trick: ordering iced tea with orange slices instead of lemon. The panel riffs on the hassle this creates for restaurant servers.
Chick teases Tom: “You think you just now started troubling servers?” [05:48]
Tom doubles down: “Bottled iced tea should be illegal. So awful.” [05:58]
Bob admits to keeping a pitcher of iced tea with oranges backstage and endures Tom and Pat’s gross-out finger-in-tea jokes.
“I have a carafe... a pitcher of iced tea right now, sitting in the green room.” — Bob Kevoian [06:28]
“I put my finger in my butt, then I dunk it in your iced tea.” — Tom Griswold (kidding) [06:44]
Ends in over-the-top riffing about bodily fluids, leading to laughter.
[07:11 - 08:46]
“You and I are two of the few who would conflate Schwann record catalog with Schwann food service.” — Letter from John Golden [08:47]
[09:43 - 11:13]
“I can tell you collect them, because that’s what we call them in the business. Vinyls.” — Tom Griswold, joking [09:58]
[11:24 - 12:56]
“Can you imagine some 17 year old boy getting his ass kicked by this 91 year old lady, cursing him out?” — Bob Kevoian [12:37]
[13:06 - 13:56]
“You know who the greatest ham operator? Joe Walsh.” — Bob Kevoian [13:18]
[14:19 - 15:52]
“He hurried away and looked frightened, confused. Yeah, that’s good old American rock and roll—it’s everywhere. But the shirts now are selling more than the music, in the cases of some bands, it sucks.” — Bob Kevoian [14:41]
[16:27 - 17:39]
[17:39 - 17:55]
True to the BOB & TOM Show, the episode is relaxed, irreverent, zany, and full of warm, quick-witted back-and-forths. The show mixes playful jabs, absurd humor, trivia, and actual listener engagement with friendly teasing and inside jokes.
This summary captures the laughter, the offbeat trivia, and the camaraderie among the hosts, making it a useful guide for anyone who missed the episode or wants a quick-hit recap of the best moments.