B&T Extra: EMails, Shop & Art Class, & Ashtrays

Summary

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Episode Overview

Main Theme:
This episode of B&T Extra from The BOB & TOM Show (June 4, 2026) is a playful, nostalgia-filled conversation among the regular crew—Bob Kevoian, Tom Griswold, Kristi Lee, and Josh Arnold—centered around humorous listener emails, memories of high school shop and art class, the lost art of making ashtrays, lawn mowing etiquette, and the quirky culture of bumper stickers and hitchhiking. The signature banter and comedic observations ground the episode, complemented by listener contributions and original musical interludes.

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Key Discussion Points

1. Mystery Girl Song Parody (02:00-04:09)

• The episode features a comedic song about a “mystery girl” with illicit undertones—driving a Ferrari, odd excuses, and peculiar possessions.
• Memorable lyric delivered by the guest singer after revealing the girl's excuses:

  “She comes into my car and says, ‘Oh my God, you’re gonna think I’m a whore.’” (02:50)

• The whole team riffs on the mysterious nature of the character with playful incredulity.

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2. Art & Shop Class Memories (04:25-12:00)

Ashtrays, Kilns, and Shop Mishaps

• Bob Kevoian opens a nostalgic discussion reflecting on shop, woodworking, and the infamous kiln in art class.

  • "If anything in the entire school was dangerous... the kiln was like a practically police taped off. You couldn't get near it." (05:05)

• Tom laments never having taken shop class, while Kristi and others share what was offered at their schools, including auto shop and flight simulation (06:22).
  • Kristi Lee: “My high school had a flight simulator. I got to do that. I was in aerospace. That was my track.” (06:24)
• Listener JD writes in about a ceramic ashtray he made in 1973 that became a family keepsake (06:45).

Art Class Antics and Alternative Paths

• Kristi Lee humorously recalls being asked to leave art class due to overcrowding and redirected toward literature, poking fun at her supposed lack of artistic potential (07:27).
• Tom and Bob swap stories about being kicked out of typing for being a “smart aleck,” as well as listeners’ pranks—such as making hidden stash compartments in shop projects (08:02).
  • Listener Robbie: “My art teacher was Mrs. Pfister… I would make clay pipes in art class. The shop teacher, Mr. Dozier, let me make wood consoles with false bottoms for my ‘stash’.” (08:02)

Shop Class Shenanigans & Corporal Punishment

• Listener stories recall teachers who would hurl blocks of wood as punishment for acting up, spurring jokes about “the good old days” and corporal discipline (09:47, 10:04).
  • Bob Kevoian: “He was capable of throwing two blocks at the same time and often could hit both kids. Sometimes in the head.” (10:19)
  • Tom Griswold: “I think we'd be a different country if we hadn't gotten rid of corporal punishment. Am I right on this?” (10:38)

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3. Quirky Listener Emails (10:53-13:59)

Stirring Sticks & Wedding Bands

• A playful email notes Tom’s apparent preoccupation with his new wedding band, noting he’s no longer obsessively playing with stirring sticks during the show.
  • Kim from Georgia: “Not sure that’s the route Tom should take, but he could invest in a sharpie and try it out.” (11:08)
  • Bob Kevoian: “I still have my stirring sticks. Now I have stirring paddles and stirring sticks.” (11:21)
• Tom Griswold: “It is really something to see in person when Tom puts wooden stirring sticks in his mouth and sucks the liquid off them. That’s really something.” (11:26)

Police Perspectives on Bumper Stickers

• An anonymous police officer listener describes his reaction to the notorious “Only Gay Cops Pull Me Over” bumper sticker.
  • Officer (anonymous): “If I see a guy with the bumper sticker that says ‘only gay cops pull me over,’ I make a point to be as flamboyant as possible as I give them their ticket.” (12:06)

Bumper Sticker and Lawn Mowing Culture

• The team jokes about the "coexist" bumper sticker and the varying etiquette of displaying multiple stickers.
• Transitioning, they read an email from Mick in Detroit with rules for lawn mowing hours, which spins off a tongue-in-cheek musical performance.

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4. Lawn Mowing Laws, Battles & Song Parody (13:10-15:53)

Mowing Etiquette

• Listeners and hosts discuss local “rules” about when it’s appropriate to mow the lawn, with humor over early versus late mowing and the sacredness of Sundays as a no-mow day.
  • Mick: “Weekday mowing starts anytime after 9. Saturday mowing anytime after 10am. Sunday, no mowing.” (13:13)
  • Tom Griswold: “If you start mowing grass at 7:30 in the morning, I’m going to circulate a petition.” (14:30)

“Don't Mow Your Grass on My Day Off” Parody Song

• A highlight is a song parody riffing on Sting’s “Don’t Stand So Close to Me,” humorously begging neighbors not to mow during relaxation time.

  • “Please don't mow your grass on my day off / Cause I’m relaxing, drinking beer and watching golf…I want to spend the day carefree, so don’t stand, so don’t stand, so don’t stand so close to me...” (14:45-15:53)

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5. More Nostalgia: Bumper Stickers & Hitchhiking (16:33-18:48)

The “Ass, Gas, or Grass” Era

• The classic “Ass, Gas, or Grass—Nobody Rides for Free” bumper sticker is discussed with disbelief that anyone actually owned one.
  • Bob Kevoian: “That ass, gas, or grass thing was sort of a…trope. I have never actually seen the bumper sticker.” (18:24)
  • Kristi Lee: “Yeah. It was a saying in the 70s.” (16:52)

Adventures in Hitchhiking

• Tom recounts his one time hitchhiking as a teen, drawing laughs for the mundane but slightly odd outcome.
  • Tom Griswold: “I bailed hay one morning in July in central Ohio and I thought I was going to die. So I quit at lunch and hitchhiked home. A very nice gentleman hairdresser picked me up and took me right to my door. He was very interested in where I lived.” (17:03)

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6. Closing Banter and Golf Teasers (19:13-End)

• After the official sign-off, a lively back-and-forth unfolds about golf, teasing golf-related hijinks, and joking about who would actually want to join them on the links.
  • Josh Arnold: “We gotta break par.” (19:35)
  • Bob Kevoian, deadpan: “No.” (19:34)

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Notable Quotes and Moments

• Bob Kevoian on Dangerous Kilns:

  “If anything in the entire school was dangerous…it might have been the lathes and the saws, but the kiln was like a practically police taped off.” (05:05)

• Anonymous Officer on Bumper Stickers:

  “If I see a guy with the bumper sticker that says ‘only gay cops pull me over,’ I make a point to be as flamboyant as possible as I give them their ticket.” (12:06)

• Mowing Parody Song:

  “Please don’t mow your grass on my day off / ‘Cause I’m relaxing, drinking beer, and watching golf.” (14:45-15:53)

• Tom's Hitchhiking Adventure:

  “A very nice gentleman hairdresser picked me up and took me right to my door. He was very interested in where I lived.” (17:03)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Mystery Girl Song: 02:00–04:09
• Shop/Class/Ceramics Memories: 04:25–12:00
• Listener Emails (Wedding Bands, Cops, Stirring Sticks): 10:53–13:59
• Lawn Mowing Debate & Song Parody: 13:10–15:53
• Bumper Stickers & Hitchhiking: 16:33–18:48
• Closing Golf Banter: 19:13–end

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Tone and Style

Lighthearted, tongue-in-cheek, banter-heavy; the hosts oscillate between genuine nostalgia, absurd hypothetical questions, and comedic exaggeration—playing off each other with running gags and good-natured ribbing. Listener contributions and musical interludes keep the energy lively and inclusive.

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Summary Takeaway

This episode is a quintessential BOB & TOM Show extra: irreverently funny, richly anecdotal, and warmly inclusive of their quirky community of listeners. Whether they're reminiscing about art class disasters, debating the politics of lawn mowing, or unpacking the social science of bumper stickers, the hosts draw laughs and camaraderie from the minor absurdities of American suburban life.

Transcript

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[Christopher (Producer)]

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[Guest Singer]

She's a mystery girl no one knows what she's all about She's a mystery girl she says she doesn't have a job but she drives a Ferrari and she lives in Beverly Hills She's a mystery girl no one knows what she

[Tom Griswold]

does

[Guest Singer]

she's always getting pages right in the middle of our date she has to go somewhere right away She's a mystery girl and then she pays her tab all in singles she comes into my car and says oh my God you're gonna think I'm a whore

[Tom Griswold]

She's

[Guest Singer]

a mystery mystery she comes home really late in the evening says she's not in the mood for love she got rug burns on her knees She's a mystery girl no one knows where she's

[Tom Griswold]

been

[Guest Singer]

Once I found these weird Fuzzy handcuffs In the top drawer of her dressing she got a tattoo that says insert here She's a mystery girl I didn't say where it. No one knows where she's been

[Bob Kevoian]

she

[Guest Singer]

told me she was a virgin

[Guest Listener]

somehow

[Guest Singer]

mysteriously she gave me every kind of VD you can name oh, oh, the

[Bob Kevoian]

pain

[Guest Singer]

from the mystery girl She's a mystery girl. And every time I call her up her machine says Fellatia can't come to

[Tom Griswold]

the farm

[Guest Singer]

she told me her name was Lisa She's a mystery girl.

[Bob Kevoian]

A great way to get your morning started. This is Bob and Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Extra time now for emails from our listeners. What do you have, Tom?

[Bob Kevoian]

We've been talking a little bit about shop class and. And kiln day in art class. We all experienced this and I hope schools are still doing. And some do shop class, some don't, which is sad.

[Kristi Lee]

But now it's in the VOC vocational part of the school like you have to specially.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's nice to have some. Some skills.

[Guest Singer]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I took woodworking for several years. There's metal shop of course, but also there we did have a kiln.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. You are a woodworker. You announced that on this show one time.

[Bob Kevoian]

We did. But the kiln was. If anything in the entire school was dangerous. I think it might have been the lathes and the saws, but the kiln was like a practically police taped off. You couldn't get near it. And we discussed making. I believe. Josh, you made an ashtray. Yeah, an ashtray. Nice, nice. This comes to us.

[Tom Griswold]

I regret not taking shop class. I wish I had done that. I did not. It was available, Mr. Geier. It was available. Did you. I just didn't take it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you have mechanics class?

[Tom Griswold]

We had it, but I never did not take it.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, called auto shop, I think.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we didn't have that.

[Tom Griswold]

They had. Yeah, they had like a garage out back. People would pull in their. Pull in their cars and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, well, there are some places where they essentially take an old car and turn it into a beautiful car and then they sell it to somebody. That's a great year of fun stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a high school anywhere in the country that offers funeral services?

[Josh Arnold]

What a high school?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. What a good question.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, introductory to embalming and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean it's good business. It's nothing but a growth business. Am I right? Well, you're aren't your nieces or nephews?

[Kristi Lee]

Niece. Was. Yeah. My niece is my first cousin.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll just Move forward here.

[Kristi Lee]

My high school had a fight. A flight simulator. I got to do that.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, I was in aerospace. That was my track.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's cool.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, it was really cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

How old you have to be to take flying lessons?

[Kristi Lee]

I don't know. I think pretty. You can do it pretty young.

[Tom Griswold]

Like 35.

[Bob Kevoian]

So that's interesting.

[Kristi Lee]

No, you really can do it pretty young. I know some of my friends kids have already gotten licensed and we get

[Tom Griswold]

a story every now and then about an 18 year old girl who flew around the world.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's cool. But in this case, this is a nice letter from J.D. he said, In 1973, I made my mom a ceramic ashtray. She used it all the way until her death at age 85.

[Kristi Lee]

Jesus.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's a nice memory.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not have read this one like he

[Kristi Lee]

contributed to his mother's day.

[Bob Kevoian]

JD still has the ashtray.

[Tom Griswold]

We circled right back to funeral services.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would thank you for taking the time. Time to write. I. I guess the. The. The slant we took on this was. You probably don't see them making ashtrays in art class anymore.

[Kristi Lee]

Probably not.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm guessing. But that leads to another letter.

[Kristi Lee]

I never got to take art class. I was asked to leave.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Kristi Lee]

Did you hear that story?

[Bob Kevoian]

She made a crack pipe?

[Kristi Lee]

No, no, no, no, no. Our art department was overfilled. And the teacher looked at me and said, you know, I really don't think you're gonna get much out of this. You might want to take an extra lit class. So I took a literature class.

[Bob Kevoian]

You should be able to take both. This comes to us.

[Tom Griswold]

I got kicked out of typing class for being a smart aleck. Can you imagine?

[Bob Kevoian]

And what'd you do? Type. I want to go take bodies and something.

[Tom Griswold]

Something about a sleeping dog and a fox jumping period.

[Bob Kevoian]

This comes to us from Robbie. He listens to the show on Spotify. Robbie, he goes, my art teacher was Mrs. Pfister. This is by the way, Robbie lives in Missouri. I don't believe I would make clay pipes in art class. They were none the wiser. My stoner friends loved me. Also the shop teacher, Mr. Dozier.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would make high quality wood consoles. However, they had false bottoms where I could put my quote unquote stash. Well, thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Robbie. It's interesting. We were talking about in the book Going all the Way, Dan Wakefield, his character makes a stand for books that he can be in his bed and prop up books and or girly magazines and they're none the wiser. You see so he could.

[Tom Griswold]

Girly magazine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You're. I think probably you're in the 50s. What were the girly magazines? There were those. Was it swank or.

[Tom Griswold]

There are a lot of offshoots. Yeah. Playboy was ahead of its time. Right when it came out there.

[Kristi Lee]

Did they come out.

[Tom Griswold]

There weren't any high class. I want. I want to say 59 or something like.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I think the magazines were really dirty back then.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I think that was. That was a.

[Kristi Lee]

But the detective magazines kind of dirty. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Scantily clad women.

[Kristi Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Being threatened. Well, this letter speaks to you, Tom and shop class. Hello, Bob at Tom Show. What do you think Tom's old shop teacher, Mr. Woodall. Woodall would give for a grade on the doghouse he built with his children?

[Bob Kevoian]

A great question. The answer would be probably a D. That is not my finest work.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is Tom the truck driver. He said, I love the show and it doesn't seem like a very hostile work environment at all. There's. The last part was sarcasm.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is from Mr. Rigby in Salt Lake City, Utah. He goes shop class. My teacher had a talent. If he caught you messing around, he would heave a block of wood across the room. He was capable of throwing two blocks at the same time and often could hit both kids.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, my goodness.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sometimes in the head.

[Josh Arnold]

Damn.

[Bob Kevoian]

The last sentence reads, great times. God, I had forgotten about that. That is exactly Mr. Woodell would heave. If you were screwing around, he would heave a chunk of wood at you. He would not go for the. Yeah, but you know something? We deserved it.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we'd be a different country. We've not gotten rid of corporal punishment. Am I right on this? Yeah. I got wax in school. Two wax.

[Bob Kevoian]

Three, apparently. Apparently not enough. Back to you. You have some over there.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show, I've noticed that Tom is no longer flamboyantly waving and slurping on four to six wooden stirring sticks. At any point during the show, he seems to be preoccupied with his new wedding band.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's both.

[Tom Griswold]

You often talk about the wedding band tattoo. Not sure that's the route Tom should take, but he could invest in a sharpie and try it out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I do. I spin this thing around.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. You're not used to it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not used to it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's Kim in Georgia.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but I still have my stirring sticks. Now I have a stirring paddles and stirring sticks.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, it is really something to see in person when Tom puts wooden stirring sticks in his mouth and sucks the liquid off of. That's really something.

[Bob Kevoian]

I asked a question yesterday. If you're a cop and you pull somebody over, you have to tell them you're a cop. That was not the question.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you see certain bumper stickers, does it bias you in any way? Because I. If I were a police officer, it would. I would immediately if I saw certain bumper stickers. That ticket's coming no matter what.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is anonymous police officer in large Midwestern state. He goes. One of my favorite pastimes when it comes to bumper stickers. If I see a guy with the bumper sticker that says only gay cops pull me over, I make a point to be as flamboyant as possible as I give them their ticket.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't seen that bumper sticker. I haven't either.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's just asking for it. Oh, no kidding. That is.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's wrong in about six ways.

[Tom Griswold]

I might like to invest in a couple of those, see what happens.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, God. As Josh pointed out. What your. What is your favorite? The. What is that one? The piece. What is. Yeah, the coexist.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

As they run you off the road, they cut you off and.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't there one. It's not a bumper sticker, but it's a metal actual attachment to the. It's got a fish with legs or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a whole bunch of variations on the fish thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Like Darwinism, I guess. Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And there is a. Obviously we've all seen the car that has 30 bumper stickers on it. They. And then they all just get erased in my head. You can't. You can't. You can't read all of them. Well, you got one over there, Christie?

[Kristi Lee]

I do? Yes. This is from Mick in Detroit Metro. Detroit. We were talking yesterday about the times to mow your lawn. He said, I live in a typical suburban subdivision. I'm not sure what the local laws are, but my personal rule. Weekday mowing starts anytime after 9. Saturday mowing anytime after 10am Sunday, no mowing.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good. That's a good rule. Sunday should be no mowing.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

At all. It's the Lord's day of rest.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not in my neighborhood.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

There are crews there all the time

[Kristi Lee]

and they're cruise there all the time. That's what I was going to say, first of all.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

My next door neighbor does his own lawn.

[Tom Griswold]

What kind of. What kind of crews are in your neighborhood? Although. Like. Like lighting power? No, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

They have a little lawnmower. Do you mow your Own lawn.

[Tom Griswold]

I do not.

[Kristi Lee]

No, my husband does.

[Tom Griswold]

Goodness, no.

[Kristi Lee]

He mows our lawn.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Josh, you do? You. You do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You got the electric.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll never not mow my own lawn.

[Kristi Lee]

Andy likes it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've been looking at that. That electric lawnmower maybe to do some trimming and it's a gadget. I'm. I'm intrigued. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see. Yeah. No, I. Those hours are way too late.

[Kristi Lee]

Late? No, people sleep in on the.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. You can start mowing grass at 7:30 on a weekday.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Kristi Lee]

Glad you don't live in my neighborhood.

[Tom Griswold]

If you start mowing grass at 7:30 in the morning, I'm going to circulate a petition.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

But it'd be okay if somebody got out and mow the grass? Sure. 7:30 and woke you up.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat you.

[Guest Listener]

Please don't mow your grass on my day off. Cause I'm relaxing, drinking beer and watching golf. I'm gonna jam out the Sting and that song about Nabokov. So please don't mow your grass on my day off.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't stand, don't stand.

[Guest Listener]

You can mow your grass when I'm working on a Monday, but don't dare cut your lawn on a Sunday. That's my listening to music and having fun day. And like the bangle said, I might. I don't have to run, Dave. I'm gonna day drink on my day off. I'll make you a cocktail tail too, but it might be a Molotov. I want to spend the day carefree. So don't stand, so don't stand. So don't stand so close to me. So please don't mow your grass or

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going to have to kick your ass.

[Guest Listener]

Please don't mow your grass my day off.

[Kristi Lee]

Lovely.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, thank you, pet.

[Kristi Lee]

You're welcome.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, did you ever have the.

[Tom Griswold]

There are teams of men at my point, at some point in my neighborhood during the week that are. Everybody gets their lawn mowed. It seems like the same time.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

So I don't know why I was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they got huge trucks with.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Two or three really nice.

[Tom Griswold]

The zero turn.

[Bob Kevoian]

Zero turn. And those things, they scare me because there'll be one. You're driving long and there's a guy coming right for the. Oh my God, I'm gonna hit him. And then he turned. It's got the zero turn. Yep, that's. Those are really cool. What if you sneeze though, right when you're at the road's edge. Are you going to. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That could happen.

[Bob Kevoian]

You've mentioned this before, and I don't know if you ever had them. We were talking about bumper stickers. Have. Have you ever had or seen the ass, gas or grass bumper sticker?

[Tom Griswold]

I've never seen it. Personally, I think my dad. The first time I heard that. About that saying. My dad said it.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. It was a saying in the 70s.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a long time ago.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I guess it was. If you're a hitchhiker.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. Which you don't see much anymore.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah, true.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I hitchhiked once.

[Kristi Lee]

Thank God for Uber.

[Tom Griswold]

I bailed hay one morning in July in central Ohio and I thought I was going to die. So I quit at lunch and hitchhiked home. And I'm not making any of this up. A very nice gentleman hairdresser picked me up.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And we had a lovely time. He took me right to my door. Tom. He was very interested in where I live.

[Kristi Lee]

I bet it was nice that he

[Tom Griswold]

would engage me in a conversation. I'd had an especially rough morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you. But that was. That was the last time you hitchhiked.

[Tom Griswold]

He could tell. Yes, but certainly not by choice. I. I would have been. I'm still open to hitchhiking. You don't know, maybe it's me on the side of the road, hitchhiking. Got my thumb out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Pretty scary.

[Tom Griswold]

The Leather Express.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you ever picked up a hitchhiker?

[Tom Griswold]

No. I don't think I would either. I don't know. I might. You know if she's hot. No. No.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think I'd like the same attitude that guy had.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because you were kind of a hot kid.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's hot.

[Bob Kevoian]

As a teen, you were kind of pudgy. Is there. Is there a name for that? In that. In that sphere?

[Tom Griswold]

Big for my. Big. For my age. I don't know. Maybe a junior porker. I don't know. Something like that. Maybe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cub.

[Tom Griswold]

A cub. Yeah. Instead of a bear. A cub.

[Bob Kevoian]

I blame myself.

[Tom Griswold]

A cubby bear. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. That ass, gas or grass thing was sort of a. I don't know, like a. A trope. I don't know. But I. I have never actually seen the bumper sticker. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't it in a song?

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it.

[Guest Listener]

It's some old song. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to say.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What? I think so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe I'll. We'll have to. We'll have to find out.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe not.

[Guest Listener]

I don't know, Commander Cody or something.

[Guest Singer]

Maybe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, he's got commander cody has I'm down to seeds and stems again blues.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man. I tell you, when it comes to lyrics, commander, it begins and ends with commander cody, Billy c. Farlow. Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette.

[Christopher (Producer)]

That's it for another bob and tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for bob and tom. Extra. This is christopher. Take care, everybody.

[Josh Arnold]

Full send golf.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys know how much I really, really love Golf.

[Bob Kevoian]

Full send Golf 2v2.

[Josh Arnold]

Me and VOD versus Big John and kyle. Oh, it feels good to be back

[Bob Kevoian]

on the links with the boys.

[Josh Arnold]

Join the party on the golf course. Back to golf in a big way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now what?

[Kristi Lee]

Practice.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's go hit the range.

[Tom Griswold]

I was like, let's go to the range. We are headed to the golf cartiel.

[Guest Listener]

You want to golf with us?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't play golf?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Try. We gotta break par.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm very, very excited.

[Josh Arnold]

You excited? Yeah. Bullsen golf. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.