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Alfa Romeo is a registered trademark of FCA Group Marketing SpA used with permission. Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on the big show today. Falling iguanas plus new aircraft carrier and horny milfs. It's on the way in just a minute. This episode brought to you by Progressive Insurance. Do you ever find yourself playing the budgeting game? Shifting a little money here, a little there, hoping it all works out well? With the name your price tool from Progressive you can get a better budgeter and potentially lower your insurance bill too. You tell Progressive what you want to pay for cars insurance and they'll help find you options within your budget. Try it today@progressive.com Progressive Casualty Insurance Company and affiliates Price and coverage match limited by state law not available in all states. Time now for great moments in Presidential inauguration history. Americans gather in our nation's capital once every four years to witness the handing over of the Presidency. This ceremony has evolved during its 220 year history, with each man adding his own new twist on the tradition started by his predecessors. In 1837, Martin Van Buren began the tradition of stirring the inaugural punch bowl with his mail member, which was so prodigious that White House reporters referred to it as Vice President Johnson. In the 20th century, FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover attended six inaugurations wearing a red dress while holding a little white poodle named Cuddles. It is widely known that the first inaugural balls were held by James Madison, but later Bill Clinton had his inaugural balls held by several women under 30. And since 1984, any vice president who can produce a signed oath of office receives a free 6 inch sandwich at participating Subway Sandwich restaurants. This has been great moments. Presidential inauguration in history. Now some more Bob and Tom. You want it, you need it, you can't live without it. This is Bob and Tom. Extra. I know. I. I walked by Pat over there. He was rehearsing a little something. And I think I can give you a nice tie into this, Pat. All right. Now, you're a former resident of Miami, is that correct? Yes. Yeah. And Star island, baby. Right next to Gloria Estefan. You live next door to Gloria Estefan? Yeah, boat to boat. My girlfriend's father's boat. Right next to her boat. Saw her. Saw her a lot with all our dalmatians. Wow. Dalmatians. Yeah. Like eight of them. So you were living in. On a fancy, fancy island. Forty Star Island, Exactly. Do you have your own room at? My own room. I had my own house. Oh, God. Or three. Three homes in the property. Oh, my gosh. You haven't. You've heard all of this. That's great. Well, then. Did they have iguanas on the island? Oh, they did, yeah. It got cold once and they fell from the trees. Well, that's. We had this. We have. We had this story. I don't care how many times I hear that. That's funny. Once again, residents in Florida are being warned to prepare for falling iguanas amid dropping temperatures. This cold snap that's been hitting the greater part of the United States. And the iguanas, I guess they. They're not dead. No, they just get cold and they will fall from trees and. And they warm back up and they're fine. They can weigh up to £25. Unless they break their necks. You can get injured, so be careful out there. And so you have a tribute. So this is a. This is a public service then? Yes. Yeah. This has happened a couple of times in Jamaica. This is all true. When they fall in Jamaica, though, they make use of the iguanas and they actually. They serve them. They cook them, so. Oh, all right. This is my Patio Marley character. I don't know if I could do the full accent. Maybe I'll just give you a touch of it. Patio. Patio Marley. Yeah. All right, all right. Come on down to Jamaica Hit the beach and you'll feel fine get away from that nasty nor'easter Enjoy our rum and the sunshine. Oh, don't worry about the temperature if it dips below 40 degrees because tonight the food is free. Cause Iguanas are fallen from the trees. Fallen iguanas, big lizards at your feet. Enjoy a dinner at my jerk shack. Iguana the exotic tasty treat. Oh, fallen iguanas are grilling in the breeze. You'll be so hungry from the ganja you'll think iguana, you'll is the chicken of the trees. He's the chicken of the trees. Oh, thank you very much. Actually. True. Like that very much. Have you been to jamaica at least 25 times? Wow. Wow. Lots. Lots on my own and then with the cruise ships. Cool. I've been there the most of anywhere probably in the whole wide world. Do you like it there? I absolutely love it. It's a mixture of CD and beauty and craziness and great music. Funny people. It's one of my favorite place on the plane. Red stripe. I love it. Some people don't care for it because it's a little scary. It depends on where you go. Drive to Negril is. It's. It's a. It's a great country. There's a great Jimmy Buffett song. Jamaica mistake where he's. He. This is a true story. He's flying in and they start shooting at him. Oh, yeah. Whoa. They thought he was a drug dealer or something. No, I think they're right to shoot at him. That is very common all over the island. Even the person driving you to where you're going. We'll ask if you want something. Oh, the drugs. Yeah. The drips and the booze and the drinking crazy. And the hills brayble on the wrong side of the road. Jamaica, a beautiful island in the sea. Speaking of the sea, we got. We have an interesting news story about some of the finest ships ever made. That's correct. President Joe Biden announced Monday two of the Navy's future aircraft carriers will be named for former commanders in chief Bill Clinton and George W. Bush. Biden said in a statement. The future USS William J. Clinton and the future USS George W. Bush will begin construction in the years ahead. When complete, they will join the most capable, flexible and professional Navy that has ever put to sea. The United States has a long tradition of naming some of its aircraft carriers after former presidents. It's kind of cool. The Clinton interest. I was reading about the Clinton aircraft carrier. You can't smoke, of course, except you can put cigars in the poop deck if you are interested. Okay. Floating off of Epstein Island. I guess it makes sense they would name them after presidents. Yeah. As opposed to other. But they don't do it for all the Presidents. So they didn't have like. They're not naming it the SS Joseph Hazelwood. Whatever. Yeah, that's true. Don't they usually do it after they passed? I don't know. No. Well, first. Well, I. I know it takes years to build. I was gonna say these things. I think they don't. They're not commissioned till like 20, 30 or something. It takes a long time for them to build one, obviously. But they're. I would assume that they're the most expensive ships ever built. I don't know. I would think they'd be in the billions. They're floating cities. Yeah. And they've got all, you know, nuclear stuff and a pretty serious business. Yeah. So. Didn't you tell us a football game was played on one? Basketball game. Basketball? Yeah. San Diego, they have one that is fun. Permanently. And they. They. Yeah. Right. But it was docked at the time. Right, Right. Oh, it'd be real fun. No, no, it was at scene. Yeah. They went out to see. You had to call your wave every time. Every time that the team gets the ball. Hard starboard. Blue Origin launched its massive new rocket on its first test flight. Thursday's liftoff. It was early this morning around 1:30am Eastern from Florida. Carried an experiment meant to orbit thousands of miles above Earth. The test satellite successfully reached orbit 13 minutes into the flight. The 320 foot New Glenn rocket, named after Glenn Campbell. It's not Glenn Miller. No, it's named after John Glenn is designed spacecraft and eventually astronauts to orbit and also all the way to the moon. Jeff Bezos took part in the launch. He was in mission control this morning. Really? Yep. Oh, cool. Alice, you understand how hard I'm gonna hit you? I tell you, to the moon, Alice. You get how hard that is? I'm gonna hit you so hard. That's how hard. I'm gonna punch you in the face. I'm threatening domestic violence. That's what I've been doing. People laughed at that. And she said, I love you, honey. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. One of these days. Yeah. Times change. One of these days, like I said. Remember the tarot and cigarette commercial with the lady with the black eye? Well, he beat me because I smoked the wrong brand of cigarettes. That again, is a misinterpretation. That is a mis. What is it? That's the message. She would fight another person to keep her figure. Yeah. Where'd you get the black eye? I'd rather fight for the fight she was in. Fight and switch. Yeah. Oh, that's what it is. Okay. You, on the other hand, took it the wrong way. Whereas there is no wrong way to take what Frank Cram or Ralph Crammed was doing or his father. Frank, where it started, started. That's how you learn. You learn from the father. So horrible, horrible cycle. It ends with us. Break that. Break that cycle. Break it. Now. This next story, this next story proves something that I've always thought was the case. There's a new study out there. One out of every five job post is apparently fake. I have never, you know I love you, but nobody. I have never thought of this for a second. One of the things we hate the most is when a story proves you correct. I know. And whether it happened or not, man, you saw it. I one time. I one time drove more than eight hours in a snowstorm to do a job interview in my early days in radio. And they didn't hire you? Wait just a minute. I talked to the guy, then he said, come on. Then I talked to him the day before I drove down and it was a snowstorm. I had car trouble. It was a nightmare. I get there, walk in the place. After five minutes, the guy goes, well, actually, you know, we've already hired down the hall. And the job posting was just one of those things that go well. We interviewed 10 people. Oh, you have to do it legally. Yeah, you have to post. Well, thanks for having me with no money at the time, wasting two days of my life. So now we know why this story is so important. Sounds like a lesson learned. Yeah. There are fake postings for a number of reasons. I think you can figure out what a lot of them are hiring platform greenhouse. Analyzed online online job postings last quarter found on average between 18 to 22% would classify as ghost jobs. Meaning no hiring activity was conducted for them. In some sectors, as many as one in three were ghost jobs. Companies post ghost jobs for a variety of reasons. Like Tom said, like trying to project growth even though they aren't growing. Or because they are open to great candidates even if they don't have a role. Open a survey from Resume Resume Resumu, a resume builder. If you're hiring a cow, come in and sit down. Now. Now I've said you gave me your paper. Excuse me, Mr. Arnold. Now do you have your resume with you? Am going to go somewhere else. Not only is your job listing fake, so is a 4/5 of my resume. I would want to work where. Okay, now today you're going to 50 bucks if the first three people you say resume don't make any mention of it. Well, in my defense, it doesn't have the A survey From Resume Builder 2024 review. Resume Builder. 40% of hiring. It does look like resume, doesn't it? Yeah, it does. Yeah. Not resume. 40% of hiring managers said their company posted a fake job in the past year. Some hiring managers even admitted they post fake jobs to keep their own employees on their toes. Yeah, yeah. We do our workers to feel replaceable so they will work harder. It's from the Tom Griswold. Yeah. Boss Institute. You got to keep them on their toes. Don't tell them whatever you're doing at any time and make them terrified for their lives. Are you saying those ads that show horny milfs horny mills in your area, those are fake? Well, that's a. That's not. These are actual jobs, you lunatic. There's a job. What website are you on now? We know about horny mills. What are you talking about? They pop up on your thing. Horny milfs in your area. Where does that pop up? No, no, no. Just think about this for a second. The things that he looked up at Al Jackson's thing, he saw it was ranch dressing, right. But he knows exactly horny milfs in your area. He and it somewhere made an impression. Are you going to order a horny milk? We could get you a horny milk, buddy. I'm just saying a lot of the stuff out there is fake, but I think. I think a lot of. A lot of jobs are posted with it. Oh, no, there are. I don't want to say there are. Right, right. So are these, These friends of yours, Christy, these horny milfs, are they advertising? Do they put their photo advertising? They don't wear any underwear. I'll tell you. Hey, let me show you said earlier they don't wear underwear. That's Horny milfs don't have to advertise that' guy you did. They sell themselves. Word of mouth, baby. What's wrong? So you took this fake job listings thing. I just think a lot of stuff. A lot of stuff out there is fake. Companies I, they, they. They'll. They'll put things up going, oh, well, we tried. We tried to hire, blah, blah, blah. Oh, we ended up giving Dolores down the hallway the job they usually hire because she's. Because she's a horny milf. Tom, have you, have you ever done any hiring here? Have you ever done, like, done an interview and hired anybody that's actually here right now? I'm really kind of not part of it. Yeah, no, I Just didn't. For obvious reasons, I'm incapable of. Have you ever had to interview anybody? Anybody else in this room? Yeah, I did at the job that I had in this building. No business doing it. I didn't like it at all. It was horrible. I wanted to talk to him. Like I enjoy the conversation, but I didn't ask him anything that would been helpful or relevant for the job. I hired, I fired. It was. Yeah. I can't imagine. I know there are people who excel at it and they like it. I, Where I've, where the, the chick you see in front of you now? It's hard to, it's hard to believe that, but yeah, I had budgets. The whole damn thing. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I can. No, I don't have. No, I have no doubts that you did that stuff. Well, I, I, I look back, I have no idea how I did it, but yeah, there. Would you want to do it again? No. God, no. Where, where did you do this? Springfield, Ohio. Okay. Huh. And, and pickle A little bit, actually. Beautiful. Did you have your own office? Sure. Did you have someone. Did they come into your office? Yeah. Hi. Come on in. Thanks. Thanks. Sit down. Did you do air checks? Did you do like had air check meetings? I don't know what you're doing here, but stop it. So you're the program director and the music director. Oh, yeah. And the morning guy. I was something else, Tom. You had to work an eight hour day one of these days. A lot. Not that long ago I mattered. Okay? You were, you were somebody. Okay, Tom, calm down. So I, I, one other quick. So, Christy, those, the ads for the horny mills? Are those, Are those. Yes. Let's not lose sight of the horny milk. No, no, no. Are those boobs fake too? A lot of horny milfs have fake boobs too. Yes, that's true. Where are the horny DILFs? That's what I want to know. They don't have to advertise because they're guys. They're just everywhere. Isn't that interesting? You think that? Yeah, that' that's interesting. There's so many guy or girls for every guy. Yeah. So you say there's two more girls than there are for guys than guys for girls. Yeah, that's true. Really? Yes. I would assume that an ads for horny DILFs are probably for other guys. You think so? Probably. You've got a real block. We're in that area too. Okay, just calm down. Just saying. Okay, one last story here. Saturday Night Live creator Lorne Michaels has Donated his career archives to the Harry Ransom center cultural archive at the University of Texas. The center announced the donation yesterday. It includes items like behind the scenes rehearsal notes, scripts and photographs of iconic characters and sketches from the show. They're gonna hold it for ransom. That's exactly what I thought. Tom. The Ransom center plans to open the live from New York the making of Lorne Michaels exhibit in September. Here's the thing. Before we start our meeting here, we. We're going to talk about again changing the name of the whole damn thing. We realize it's odd and awkward and weird, but it's the Harry Ransom center we can't do anything about it. Could be worse. Could be at the first. The first name Harry always, you know. Yeah, yeah, Harry. Harry Dixon. The name Harry Trench is funny. Harry Bush. Yeah. It's kind of redundant. Train. Yeah, yeah. Okay, thank you very much. Horny milfs in your area. You're telling me those are fake? See what you're looking. Son of a gun. Google just. You are. Type out. You are. I don't want to type that out. If it's. You are absolutely. When you have no idea. You are absolutely the funniest person I've ever been aware of in my life. It's time for another edition of Rock Minute with your host, Ian St. Ian. Right. Rock Minute, of course as usual is brought to you by Gibson and Marshall. If you're not playing Gibson and Marshall, you're a wanker. Right? I tell you what, especially appropriate because my guest this week is a big player of Gibson guitars. Single handedly he's brought back the popularity of the Les Paul. My very special guest from Guns N Roses, Slash. All right, come on. Where the hell's Slash? He's not here. What? What do you mean? Well, he said he'd come by as soon as he gets ready. What do you mean when he's ready? Look, I see his bloody Les Paul sitting over there. There's a beautiful 1960 Les Paul. Beautiful cherry sunburst finish, incredible instrument. He'd be here any minute, won't he? Well, he says as soon as he's in the mood he'll come by. He what? What do you mean when he's in the mood? Well, he said that he would come. Who the is he thinking? Hey look, I told that piece of what time to be if he thinks he can stiff me on my own. Look, all right, is that his guitar? Let me see. Well, yes, but don't. I wouldn't. He doesn't like people to touch it. Hey, Slash. How you like this? Yeah. Guess all I need a little patience. Where the hell is he? Look. You bastard. All right, that's it. I've got it. I know what to do. I'm going to cut down this tree. This has been hell, Ian. With your host. Patience levels. I have to agree with Ian on that one, Pat. Yeah. You got to wind down a little. I mean, you get awfully excited. Great episode. That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody. Expert entrepreneur Ed Mylett is on a mission to max out your life. I exist here weekly so that you can make your dreams come true. Become the man or woman you're capable of and then pay it forward. It's time to get laser focused on peak performance. Clarity equals focus, and focus equals success. That's what I'm here to do every week with you. 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