The BOB & TOM Show Extra: Falling Iguanas, Pat’s Song, & Nude Bowling

Date: December 9, 2025
Episode Theme:
A hilarious and offbeat look at news stories involving falling iguanas in Florida, a musical interlude featuring "Falling Iguanas" by Pat Godwin, and a raucous discussion of a nude bowling event in Pittsburgh. The cast’s signature banter, double entendres, and fast-paced wisecracks are in top form.

Main Discussion Topics & Key Insights

1. Comedic Sketch: Alison’s Rim Jobs

• [02:10 – 05:19]
  • Premise: The gang performs a cheeky sketch, full of innuendo, about a fictional rim shop ("Alison’s Rim Jobs"), featuring character appearances from Allison Williams, Harry Gooch, and Peter Bottoms.
  • Highlights:
    • Double meanings abound, as "rim job" puns are played out to the max.
    • Notable character lines:
      • Allison Williams: “Oh, trust me, I'm an expert on rim jobs.” [02:35]
      • Chick McGee: “Well, I get a lot of satisfaction from doing a good rim job. Sure, sometimes after a long day, I’m pooped…” [03:47]

2. Falling Iguanas in Florida

• [06:11 – 10:41]
  • News Story:
    • The National Weather Service warns Florida residents to watch out for iguanas falling from trees during a cold snap.
      • “Experts say the cold could immobilize iguanas and cause them to fall out of trees.” (Harry Gooch, [06:21])
      • “Frozen iguanas are not dead, but can remain paralyzed on the ground for hours.” (Harry Gooch, [06:43])
  • Cast’s Banter:
    • Jokes about classroom iguanas, imagined cocktails named "Frozen Iguana," and pet reptiles.
    • Josh Arnold: “It crawled into Uranus at night.” [07:34]
    • Running gag about animal invasiveness and the odd reality of falling lizards.
  • Pat Godwin’s Song:
    • “Falling Iguanas” parody Reggae song performed live (Jeff, musician, with Pat), complete with puns ("iguanas are the chicken of the trees").
      • Lyrics highlight: “Come on down to Jamaica… don’t worry about that temperature. If it dips below 40 degrees, that means the food is free, ‘cause iguanas are falling from the trees!” [07:56–08:34]

3. Iguana Control & Cooking Tales

• [08:08 – 10:41]
  • News of a Florida man (“Down Goes Iguana”) who removes and cooks iguana eggs.
  • Discussion of iguana wranglers who "whip" lizards out of trees (literally using a whip).
    • Harry Gooch: “The guy I saw used a whip, huh? … He was whipping the iguanas out of the trees. Not a joke.” [09:30]
    • Tom Griswold: “Boy, that sounds like a sex move, doesn’t it? I gave her the old lizard whipper.” [10:34]

4. Nude Bowling in Pittsburgh

• [10:56 – 14:27]
  • Story:
    • A Pittsburgh bowling alley hosts a "balls out" event for nudists (aka naturists). All must be naked except women may wear bottoms.
    • Event described as non-sexual.
  • Cast's Response:
    • Chick McGee: "If there were 25 people at this event, I'll give you each 50 bucks." [11:44]
    • Pat Godwin: "The person who's waiting to bowl next has the worst angle of anything: you’re just seeing nothing but chocolate starfish." [12:19]
    • Banter about bowling shoes, hats (bowler hats), double ball bags, and sight gags.
    • Semi-serious discussion over “naturist” vs “nudist” terminology.
      • Tom Griswold: “Naturist, again, sounds like you’re out bird watching. … I turned it to nudist the way it should be.” [12:58–13:31]
      • Chick McGee: “I say enjoy the show. Stupid world.” [13:31–13:36]

5. Guinness World Record: Most Cucumbers Snapped

• [14:53 – 17:39]
  • Story:
    • David Rush breaks record: 65 cucumbers snapped in 30 seconds (on Spanish TV show El Hormiguero).
  • Cast Impressions:
    • Referencing the “Professional Cucumber League.”
    • Observation of technique—using hands, maybe the edge of the table.
    • Goofy banter:
      • Josh Arnold: "Do you think your anus is strong enough to snap a cucumber? A smaller one?" [17:12]
      • Chick McGee: “No, I don’t think so…”
      • Tom Griswold: “Josh, are you willing to try it?” [17:24]

6. Pat Godwin’s Misadventure: The Broken (Snapped) “Cucumber”

• [18:08 – 19:30]
  • Pat recounts a personal story about breaking his penis—euphemistically dubbed “snapping his cucumber.”
    • “It took, like, seven, eight months to heal. … It looked like a tire had blown out on the side and was just as dark. Oh, for about six months.” (Pat Godwin, [19:14–19:22])
  • Group ends in laughter, disbelief, and more anatomical quips.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Allison Williams (sketch): “I'll mount your rim right there in the shop while you wait. That's why everyone loves my rim jobs.” [02:40]
• Chick McGee: “Well, I get a lot of satisfaction from doing a good rim job. … In the end, I just can't get enough.” [03:47]
• Harry Gooch (on falling iguanas): “The lizards start getting sluggish in temperatures below 50 degrees...” [06:21]
• Pat Godwin’s Song:
  • “If it dips below 40 degrees, that means the food is free, ‘cause iguanas are falling from the trees!” [07:56–08:34]
• Tom Griswold (on nudists): “Naturist, again, sounds like you’re out bird watching. I turned it to nudist…” [13:27]
• Pat Godwin (penis injury): “It looked like a tire had blown out on the side and was just as dark. Oh, for about six months.” [19:14]
• Josh Arnold (absurd challenge): “Do you think your anus is strong enough to snap a cucumber?” [17:12]

Timestamps for Main Segments

• Alison’s Rim Jobs Sketch: [02:10 – 05:19]
• Falling Iguanas & Related Song: [06:11 – 10:41]
• Nude Bowling Discussion: [10:56 – 14:27]
• Cucumber Snapping World Record: [14:53 – 17:39]
• Pat Godwin’s “Snapped Cucumber” Story: [18:08 – 19:30]

Summary Tone

The show’s tone is irreverent, quick, and laden with puns and innuendo. The hosts riff on bizarre news stories and each other’s lives, always pushing comedy boundaries with good-natured goofiness and a bit of gleeful immaturity.

Best For:
Anyone seeking a dose of silly, sharp-witted comedy that pokes fun at the weirdest corners of recent news and everyday (occasionally R-rated) human experience.