B&T Extra: Falling Iguanas, Pat song, & Nude Bowling

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show Extra: Falling Iguanas, Pat’s Song, & Nude Bowling

Date: December 9, 2025
Episode Theme:
A hilarious and offbeat look at news stories involving falling iguanas in Florida, a musical interlude featuring "Falling Iguanas" by Pat Godwin, and a raucous discussion of a nude bowling event in Pittsburgh. The cast’s signature banter, double entendres, and fast-paced wisecracks are in top form.

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Main Discussion Topics & Key Insights

1. Comedic Sketch: Alison’s Rim Jobs

• [02:10 – 05:19]
  • Premise: The gang performs a cheeky sketch, full of innuendo, about a fictional rim shop ("Alison’s Rim Jobs"), featuring character appearances from Allison Williams, Harry Gooch, and Peter Bottoms.
  • Highlights:
    • Double meanings abound, as "rim job" puns are played out to the max.
    • Notable character lines:
      • Allison Williams: “Oh, trust me, I'm an expert on rim jobs.” [02:35]
      • Chick McGee: “Well, I get a lot of satisfaction from doing a good rim job. Sure, sometimes after a long day, I’m pooped…” [03:47]

2. Falling Iguanas in Florida

• [06:11 – 10:41]
  • News Story:
    • The National Weather Service warns Florida residents to watch out for iguanas falling from trees during a cold snap.
      • “Experts say the cold could immobilize iguanas and cause them to fall out of trees.” (Harry Gooch, [06:21])
      • “Frozen iguanas are not dead, but can remain paralyzed on the ground for hours.” (Harry Gooch, [06:43])
  • Cast’s Banter:
    • Jokes about classroom iguanas, imagined cocktails named "Frozen Iguana," and pet reptiles.
    • Josh Arnold: “It crawled into Uranus at night.” [07:34]
    • Running gag about animal invasiveness and the odd reality of falling lizards.
  • Pat Godwin’s Song:
    • “Falling Iguanas” parody Reggae song performed live (Jeff, musician, with Pat), complete with puns ("iguanas are the chicken of the trees").
      • Lyrics highlight: “Come on down to Jamaica… don’t worry about that temperature. If it dips below 40 degrees, that means the food is free, ‘cause iguanas are falling from the trees!” [07:56–08:34]

3. Iguana Control & Cooking Tales

• [08:08 – 10:41]
  • News of a Florida man (“Down Goes Iguana”) who removes and cooks iguana eggs.
  • Discussion of iguana wranglers who "whip" lizards out of trees (literally using a whip).
    • Harry Gooch: “The guy I saw used a whip, huh? … He was whipping the iguanas out of the trees. Not a joke.” [09:30]
    • Tom Griswold: “Boy, that sounds like a sex move, doesn’t it? I gave her the old lizard whipper.” [10:34]

4. Nude Bowling in Pittsburgh

• [10:56 – 14:27]
  • Story:
    • A Pittsburgh bowling alley hosts a "balls out" event for nudists (aka naturists). All must be naked except women may wear bottoms.
    • Event described as non-sexual.
  • Cast's Response:
    • Chick McGee: "If there were 25 people at this event, I'll give you each 50 bucks." [11:44]
    • Pat Godwin: "The person who's waiting to bowl next has the worst angle of anything: you’re just seeing nothing but chocolate starfish." [12:19]
    • Banter about bowling shoes, hats (bowler hats), double ball bags, and sight gags.
    • Semi-serious discussion over “naturist” vs “nudist” terminology.
      • Tom Griswold: “Naturist, again, sounds like you’re out bird watching. … I turned it to nudist the way it should be.” [12:58–13:31]
      • Chick McGee: “I say enjoy the show. Stupid world.” [13:31–13:36]

5. Guinness World Record: Most Cucumbers Snapped

• [14:53 – 17:39]
  • Story:
    • David Rush breaks record: 65 cucumbers snapped in 30 seconds (on Spanish TV show El Hormiguero).
  • Cast Impressions:
    • Referencing the “Professional Cucumber League.”
    • Observation of technique—using hands, maybe the edge of the table.
    • Goofy banter:
      • Josh Arnold: "Do you think your anus is strong enough to snap a cucumber? A smaller one?" [17:12]
      • Chick McGee: “No, I don’t think so…”
      • Tom Griswold: “Josh, are you willing to try it?” [17:24]

6. Pat Godwin’s Misadventure: The Broken (Snapped) “Cucumber”

• [18:08 – 19:30]
  • Pat recounts a personal story about breaking his penis—euphemistically dubbed “snapping his cucumber.”
    • “It took, like, seven, eight months to heal. … It looked like a tire had blown out on the side and was just as dark. Oh, for about six months.” (Pat Godwin, [19:14–19:22])
  • Group ends in laughter, disbelief, and more anatomical quips.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Allison Williams (sketch): “I'll mount your rim right there in the shop while you wait. That's why everyone loves my rim jobs.” [02:40]
• Chick McGee: “Well, I get a lot of satisfaction from doing a good rim job. … In the end, I just can't get enough.” [03:47]
• Harry Gooch (on falling iguanas): “The lizards start getting sluggish in temperatures below 50 degrees...” [06:21]
• Pat Godwin’s Song:
  • “If it dips below 40 degrees, that means the food is free, ‘cause iguanas are falling from the trees!” [07:56–08:34]
• Tom Griswold (on nudists): “Naturist, again, sounds like you’re out bird watching. I turned it to nudist…” [13:27]
• Pat Godwin (penis injury): “It looked like a tire had blown out on the side and was just as dark. Oh, for about six months.” [19:14]
• Josh Arnold (absurd challenge): “Do you think your anus is strong enough to snap a cucumber?” [17:12]

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Timestamps for Main Segments

• Alison’s Rim Jobs Sketch: [02:10 – 05:19]
• Falling Iguanas & Related Song: [06:11 – 10:41]
• Nude Bowling Discussion: [10:56 – 14:27]
• Cucumber Snapping World Record: [14:53 – 17:39]
• Pat Godwin’s “Snapped Cucumber” Story: [18:08 – 19:30]

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Summary Tone

The show’s tone is irreverent, quick, and laden with puns and innuendo. The hosts riff on bizarre news stories and each other’s lives, always pushing comedy boundaries with good-natured goofiness and a bit of gleeful immaturity.

Best For:
Anyone seeking a dose of silly, sharp-witted comedy that pokes fun at the weirdest corners of recent news and everyday (occasionally R-rated) human experience.

Transcript

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[Josh Arnold]

Uh, Limu is that guy with the binoculars watching us?

[Chick McGee]

Cut the camera.

[Christopher (Bob and Tom Show Extra host)]

They see us.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christopher (Bob and Tom Show Extra host)]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on today's big show. Falling iguanas plus Pat's song and nude bowling. It's all on the way in just a minute.

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[Josh Arnold]

Ready to go.

[Pat Godwin]

Dude, hop in.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa. Look who finally washed his car. All you need now is some custom rims.

[Pat Godwin]

Man, I'd love to get rid of.

[Josh Arnold]

These lame hubcaps, but rims are so expensive.

[Allison Williams]

Not anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Boys.

[Pat Godwin]

Allison Williams.

[Allison Williams]

That's me.

[Josh Arnold]

Ms. Williams, I love you. On the HBO series Girls, my favorite.

[Pat Godwin]

Scene was where your boyfriend.

[Allison Williams]

Yeah, yeah, I know. That's not what I'm here to talk about. I'm here to talk to you about rim jobs.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God. I gotta sit down.

[Allison Williams]

It's my new discount custom wheel shop. Alison's Rim Jobs.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you know about custom rims?

[Allison Williams]

Oh, trust me, I'm an expert on rim jobs.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

[Allison Williams]

I'll mount your rim right there in the shop while you wait. That's why everyone loves my rim jobs.

[Pat Godwin]

This is the best day of my life.

[Allison Williams]

But we don't just sell new Rims. We service rims, too. Does your dingy old rim just need a little spit shine?

[Chick McGee]

Definitely.

[Allison Williams]

Or maybe you've got to a worn out rim that's been banged hard and been out of shape?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think so.

[Harry Gooch]

Show me your rim.

[Allison Williams]

Let's look at it. We have a team of crack mechanics eager to dig in and do that dirty work that other shops just won't touch.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa, whoa, wait. Mechanics?

[Allison Williams]

Absolutely. There's no way I could do all those rim jobs by myself. And let me tell you, the guys in the shop aren't afraid to get messy back there.

[Chick McGee]

That's right, Ms. Allison. Who are you? Howdy, boys. I'm Harry Gooch.

[Allison Williams]

Yep, you're lucky looking at Harry Gooch. Boys, Harry is my number one employee.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, ma', am, I'm number two. I'm always right behind.

[Allison Williams]

Oh, stop trying to brown nose me, Harry. Sure, my face is on the sign, but all day you're in the back with your face just buried in work.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I get a lot of satisfaction from doing a good rim job. Sure, sometimes after a long day, I'm pooped, but servicing our customers, in the end, I just can't get enough. Heck, I get home, I practically have to scrub that smile off my face.

[Peter Bottoms]

Oh, sweetie, you're not the only one smiling afterwards.

[Allison Williams]

Oh, this is one of our best customers, Peter Bottoms. We gave him his first rim job several years ago, and he hasn't stopped coming.

[Peter Bottoms]

These guys saved my ass. See, my boyfriend was driving me home one night and bam.

[Tom Griswold]

He.

[Peter Bottoms]

He really rammed that hole in the asphalt. The as. Excuse me. Rammed that hole in the asphalt so hard. Completely bottomed out, you know.

[Allison Williams]

Oh, my goodness. Did it damage your wheels?

[Peter Bottoms]

Wrecked them?

[Harry Gooch]

Ouch.

[Peter Bottoms]

You have no idea. But after Harry's vigorous rim job, they look brand new. And the prices are so reasonable. A friend of mine went to that fancy shop. You know, Randy's Rimporium?

[Chick McGee]

Mm.

[Peter Bottoms]

Said he totally got reamed.

[Allison Williams]

I've heard about them.

[Josh Arnold]

We really need to get going.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think I'm gonna be late for work.

[Allison Williams]

Remember, for all your custom wheel needs, come to Alison's Rim Jobs. We're way down on the south side, right around the corner from the lemonade stand near where the fudge is made.

[Jeff (musician on Bob and Tom Show)]

Great, fellas.

[Peter Bottoms]

If you need an atm, they can help you out. Oh, and they've also got a cash machine.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, bye.

[Tom Griswold]

Bye. Alison.

[Allison Williams]

Rim jobs. Call me anytime.

[Tom Griswold]

Boys.

[Allison Williams]

It's a tol1,800. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[Christopher (Bob and Tom Show Extra host)]

We know what you Need. Here's another healthy dose of Bob and Tom extra.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. McGee. Pat. You look like you've plugged yourself into a wall socket and your hair is standing straight up.

[Chick McGee]

What'd you do?

[Tom Griswold]

I was running down the hall.

Get your bangs over there on the side.

[Chick McGee]

Are you telling me you're moving so fast you blew your hair back? Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Jeff (musician on Bob and Tom Show)]

I'm a sprinter.

[Pat Godwin]

I got some new jokes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

I got like, 10 minutes on birds.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys are. Watch out.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm getting edgy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Exciting stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

I've got some new jokes, but they're just Jeff's old jokes. Oh. But they're new to me.

[Jeff (musician on Bob and Tom Show)]

I've taken Jeff's old jokes and turned them into music and song.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll be doing that.

[Jeff (musician on Bob and Tom Show)]

It's a song about birds.

[Pat Godwin]

Finally made him funny.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought maybe. I know that you have a song about iguanas. We have a great iguana story in the news again. This has happened before.

[Harry Gooch]

Yes, it has.

[Tom Griswold]

It involves the temperature.

[Harry Gooch]

The National Weather Service warning Florida residents to be aware of falling iguanas as the state prepares for a potentially record smashing cold snap. Experts say the cold could immobilize iguanas and cause them to fall out of trees. The lizards start getting sluggish in temperatures below 50 degrees and are known to freeze when temperatures dip into the 30s and 40s.

[Chick McGee]

It's cold out here.

[Harry Gooch]

Experts assure that frozen iguanas are not dead, but they can remain paralyzed on the ground for hours until the temperature warms up enough to let their blood.

[Tom Griswold]

So they're telling you they're not dead?

[Harry Gooch]

No, they're not dead.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you see one, they're possum iguanas. Or your dog sees one. Does. Doesn't the frozen iguana sound like a drink? A tiki bar?

[Chick McGee]

Now, I know Josh owned a snake.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Would you ever own an iguana?

[Josh Arnold]

My brother did.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding?

[Josh Arnold]

A little bit. Yeah. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Like a big one? Like a big iguana.

[Josh Arnold]

It didn't grow to be big. Too big.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We had one in junior high. Not at my house. Thank God.

[Chick McGee]

Like the classroom captain?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the classroom iguana.

[Chick McGee]

Not like a guinea pig or a hamster. But you guys had an iguana.

[Tom Griswold]

Terrified me.

[Harry Gooch]

I thought your boys had an iguana at one time.

[Tom Griswold]

I know they had some. Some lizard of some sort.

[Harry Gooch]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I thank God it disappeared. I don't know what happened to that thing.

[Josh Arnold]

It crawled into Uranus at night.

[Chick McGee]

You know they'll do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They do that. You have an iguana skeleton.

[Chick McGee]

Some say you never get a better night's sleep.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. Well, it releases a toxin.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

So this, this is Pat Godwin and the Falling Iguanas. This your new band?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff (musician on Bob and Tom Show)]

A little cultural appropriation here from Patty o' Marley Yaman.

You're going to enjoy it this time, okay? Come on down to Jamaica, eat the beach and you'll feel fine. Get away from that nasty nor'. Easter, Enjoy our rum and the sunshine. Oh, don't worry about that temperature. If it dips below 40 degrees, that means the food is free. Cause iguanas are falling from the trees. Frozen iguanas are falling from the trees. I give you the scoop, keep you in the loop. Oh, baroop, baroop, baroop.

Fallen iguanas are grilling in the breeze. You'd be so hungry from the ganja you'll think iguana is the chicken of the trees. Yes, iguana is the chicken of the trees. Someone in the crowd yelled out loud. You just played that song. I think it's Chikmagee. Give you the scoop, give you air the loop.

Fallen iguana.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, chicken of the trees. Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Man in Florida is doing his part to reduce the invasive iguana population. John Johnson, he's the. The owner and founder of Down Goes Iguana, has been removing the reptiles for years. But he.

[Chick McGee]

When he says remove them, what do you. What do you mean?

[Harry Gooch]

I saw this in action.

[Chick McGee]

You like warming them up and then they come back out, or does he kill?

[Harry Gooch]

The guy I saw used a whip, huh? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy cooks up iguana eggs, much like you would traditional chicken eggs, adds what they term Latin inspired spices and garlic, and whips them into omelets.

[Harry Gooch]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

This is happening in Florida on Marco Island.

[Harry Gooch]

The guy that I saw in Florida looked like he stepped out of an Indiana Jones movie and he get a whip and he was whipping the iguanas out of the trees. Not a joke.

[Chick McGee]

So he'd crack and then one would fall?

[Harry Gooch]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Pat Godwin]

If it would kill it, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

It would snap it in half.

[Harry Gooch]

I don't know if it killed it. I didn't ask.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no way it does.

[Harry Gooch]

I don't know if it scared it. And then he picked him up and took him away somewhere. I didn't ask.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they're referred to here in this article from Gulf Coast News as being invasive.

[Harry Gooch]

Yeah, that. The hotel I was staying at, they hire this guy. He comes twice a week.

There's Whip. And he had a bird. He had like a big hawk.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm a lizard whipper.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that sounds like a sex move, doesn't it? I gave her the old lizard whipper. Oh, come on, Josh. I haven't mentioned sex moves in a month.

[Harry Gooch]

I thought he was shooting the iguanas.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just the laziest.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell happened?

[Tom Griswold]

Every time I say, I told her.

Okay, let's move on.

[Chick McGee]

Nudists in Pittsburgh. Nudists in Pittsburgh. What? Are hosting a nude bowling event where being naked was required. The so called balls out bowling event last weekend. Here we see. Are we going to get.

[Harry Gooch]

We're going to see this, I hope.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we're not.

[Josh Arnold]

Here we see.

[Chick McGee]

Here we see.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe they don't allow video or.

[Harry Gooch]

I would hope not.

[Chick McGee]

A nude bowling event took place at Crafton Ingram Lanes where nudity was required for participants. Though women were permitted to wear bottoms, organizers emphasized this was a non sexual event.

[Harry Gooch]

Oh, come on.

[Chick McGee]

They emphasize that.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, okay.

[Harry Gooch]

When you bowl, when you release the ball, that video or that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

If there were 25 people at this event, I'll give you each 50 bucks.

[Harry Gooch]

By the way, that's not a sight to see.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't put it in. I read pretty deep you had to wear shoes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah.

[Harry Gooch]

You don't want to mess up the lane.

[Tom Griswold]

You're naked wearing bowling shoes. There's probably some guy wearing a hat. What could be funnier?

And you know, some guy straddled the ball return.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what hat you would wear?

[Harry Gooch]

What hat?

[Josh Arnold]

A bowler.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, of course. Right there. Right there.

[Tom Griswold]

The answer was right there.

[Harry Gooch]

I don't want to see somebody's fruit salad while I'm exactly.

[Pat Godwin]

The person who's waiting to bowl next has the worst angle of anything. Like you're just seeing nothing but chocolate starfish.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And can you imagine after they're done, they have cosmic bowling. You turn on the black lights.

This is the second time this year they've done this, though.

[Josh Arnold]

So must the first time. Must have been just popular enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And again, I or I object to the use of the term naturist.

[Josh Arnold]

I do too.

[Tom Griswold]

I turned it to nudist the way it should be. I think they're.

[Harry Gooch]

Is that nudist? Is that a bad term?

[Chick McGee]

Isn't it up to them what they call themselves?

[Tom Griswold]

I think they can call themselves whatever they want. I'm calling them nudists. Naturist again. Sounds like you're out bird watching.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think natural. I've always heard naturalists No, a naturalist.

[Tom Griswold]

A naturalist is.

[Chick McGee]

I think that's bass acro.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's bad.

[Harry Gooch]

I looked it up and he's right.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I think Tom's right, but I think it's backwards.

[Harry Gooch]

Right. I agree.

[Josh Arnold]

They've got it backwards.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know, like Yule gibbons. Remember that guy?

[Harry Gooch]

He's a naturalist.

[Josh Arnold]

He should have been a naturist.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The word nature, I took it out of the story and changed it to nudist.

[Chick McGee]

How did I get in this conversation? I say enjoy the show.

[Tom Griswold]

Stupid world.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what, though? You tell a convention center, a bunch of nudists are showing up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They may scoff. You say a bunch of naturists are showing up. They don't even question.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Jeff (musician on Bob and Tom Show)]

Yeah.

[Harry Gooch]

Because they think they're a nature.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. I think nudist has a negative connotation.

[Tom Griswold]

You think anybody brought their own? You know, don't you know those. Those dual bags they have for the serious bowls? Serious bowlers have two balls, right?

@ some point they.

[Chick McGee]

Do. Oh, they use one ball for spare. Serious bowlers, I've never seen a double ball.

[Josh Arnold]

Bag. Yeah. There's one ball that has an inside that actually kind of moves, and then the other ball is. It.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn'T.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh. Serious bowlers often have a double ball bag. So you obviously. That must have come up in conversation. Hey, I see you brought both your balls. No, I brought all.

[Josh Arnold]

Four. Well, this one's weighted and this.

[Chick McGee]

One'S.

And the shoes. The shoes are in the bag too.

[Tom Griswold]

Right? Yeah. David Rush, by the way, you'd see more than a 7, 10 split. You see Dolores little beavage in line, Lane.

[Kevin Harlan]

4. All.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Get your mind out of the.

[Tom Griswold]

Gutter. Thank you very much. Hey, spare me. We could go on all.

[Chick McGee]

Day. Oh, it would seem like it. I can tell you.

[Josh Arnold]

That. This isn't up your.

[Chick McGee]

Alley. David Rush.

David Rush broken the Guinness world record for the most cucumbers snapped in 30.

[Harry Gooch]

Seconds. I'm glad you just.

[Chick McGee]

Snapped.

Number to beat was 50, but Rush smashed that with a total of 65 cucumbers snapped in half a minute with his people. He broke the record with what during it does with his hands. You're looking at the wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Guy. You pick up the cucumber and you break it in.

[Harry Gooch]

Half. Did they all have to be the same.

[Josh Arnold]

Size? With his.

[Tom Griswold]

Hands? There actually are. Get.

[Chick McGee]

Her. Believe. Get.

[Tom Griswold]

Him. There are serious parameters which require the size of the.

[Chick McGee]

Cucumber. What about the ripeness of the cucumber? That Seems like that it.

[Tom Griswold]

Would. Well, that would be up to the participant. As you know, in the.

PCL Professional Cucumber league.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Well, Rush broke the record during an appearance on El Hormagaro. That is in Spain. A TV show in Spain that means the Anthill.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh. It sounds like it's some kind of war against. But never.

[Chick McGee]

Mind. Rush describes as one of this. The Anthill is one of Spain's biggest and wildest live TV.

[Harry Gooch]

Shows. Oh, boy. It sounds.

[Josh Arnold]

Crazy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. According to Dave, each cucumber needed to meet strict minimum weight and length requirements. For the.

[Tom Griswold]

Record. Pat, didn't you.

[Chick McGee]

Famously. Wait a.

[Tom Griswold]

Minute. Now the cucumbers are lined up. He's stretching. They're lined up on a very long.

[Chick McGee]

Table. You poor.

[Tom Griswold]

Bastard. He's. He's adjusting the.

[Harry Gooch]

Cucumbers. I want to see this. He's not chopping them with his hand, is.

[Tom Griswold]

He? And these are large.

[Chick McGee]

Cucumbers. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He grabs each one with two hands. Look at how fast he is. He's one of the world's greatest jugglers. It's unbelievable. Look at how quick he's doing.

[Chick McGee]

This. Oh, he messed up on that.

[Josh Arnold]

One. He doesn't like it. They can use the edge of the.

[Harry Gooch]

Table. Exactly what I was gonna ask. He can use the edge of the.

[Chick McGee]

Table. Yeah, he sure.

[Jeff (musician on Bob and Tom Show)]

Is. He.

[Pat Godwin]

Though. He kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

Is. He's kind of snapping it over the edge of the.

[Jeff (musician on Bob and Tom Show)]

Table.

On the edge like.

[Tom Griswold]

That. He messed up again. But he's still. He's still going strong, is.

[Chick McGee]

He? You know what? I don't think he is.

[Josh Arnold]

Using. You're right. That angle. It does not look like he.

[Chick McGee]

Is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Grabbing him on the. It's.

[Chick McGee]

Amazing. Thank.

[Harry Gooch]

God. That's.

[Pat Godwin]

Amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Amazing. He's like. He's the human salad shooter. I don't.

[Harry Gooch]

Know. Can you break a cucumber in.

[Tom Griswold]

Half? I really have never.

[Chick McGee]

Tried. I have, like, a nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Burger. Do you think your anus is strong enough to snap a cucumber? A smaller.

[Harry Gooch]

One?

[Chick McGee]

What? I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Know. You think you could cut a cucumber in half with.

[Chick McGee]

Uranus? I don't think so. No. Are you.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh? Are you willing to.

[Chick McGee]

Josh? Tom, your thoughts.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh? I, I don't expect that from you. I, I, that's kind of thing I might say how much this, this.

[Josh Arnold]

Is. So would you allow me to try.

[Tom Griswold]

It? I would absolutely allow you to try because. Are you talking about insertion the.

[Josh Arnold]

More. No, no, I'm talking about you put half in and then you try to cut it with.

[Tom Griswold]

Uranus. Yeah, but reducing Your dignity to zero is one. That would certainly do it. Hey, here they didn't Bob and Tom show today. Josh Arnold volunteered to cut a cucumber in half with his butt. Even my little girls would find that mildly.

[Josh Arnold]

Amusing. If not, it's not terrifying, but, yeah, you're right. I'd have zero.

[Tom Griswold]

Respect. Pat, didn't you quote, unquote, snap your cucumber one wild night in.

[Jeff (musician on Bob and Tom Show)]

Miami? Oh, boy, did.

[Tom Griswold]

I. With a lady named Kim in the.

[Chick McGee]

E.R. oh.

[Harry Gooch]

Yeah. Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Man. That's a guess on the.

[Josh Arnold]

Name. I had to reset.

[Tom Griswold]

It.

[Harry Gooch]

Yes. Like to have your piece on that? They put little splints on popsicle sticks, and there's nothing you can.

[Chick McGee]

Do. I don't think there's anything you could do. You can do that. And I don't think lots of kisses. Your penis ever recovers. It just doesn't get direct on that.

[Tom Griswold]

Side. It.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn'T? No, I don't think so. Is that how it.

[Tom Griswold]

Works? I don't know. They.

[Chick McGee]

Tried. Tommy, had this happened in that.

[Tom Griswold]

House? No, I did not have.

[Pat Godwin]

This. I did have it.

[Chick McGee]

Happen. What you.

[Josh Arnold]

Brought.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. And no, they don't splint. And it took, like, seven, eight months to.

[Josh Arnold]

Heal. You've had this ace up your.

[Harry Gooch]

Sleeve the whole time and you've never shared.

[Josh Arnold]

This? How did your penis.

[Tom Griswold]

Break?

[Josh Arnold]

Careful. Reverse sexual.

[Pat Godwin]

Position.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. And someone rose up too high, and when they came back down, it bent against.

[Chick McGee]

Itself.

[Kevin Harlan]

Okay. Did.

[Tom Griswold]

You. Did you Civil War it, or did you go to a.

[Pat Godwin]

Position? I did one of these and crossed the room. And then. Yeah, we went to the hospital, and they're like, there's nothing you can do. You just have to wait for it to.

[Chick McGee]

Heal. Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

Man. It looked like a tire had blown out on the side and was just as dark. Oh, for about six.

[Harry Gooch]

Months.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. We could have gone, but. But let's not leave the kids at home guessing. Everything's fine now, though.

[Kevin Harlan]

Right? That's.

[Chick McGee]

Right. That's.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Except it looks like a capital.

[Pat Godwin]

L. There is a little bit. See, around buildings, there's a little.

[Harry Gooch]

Bit. Well, I hope it bends.

[Chick McGee]

Up. There is a little.

[Josh Arnold]

Ben.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

Wow, that's an. You guys didn't want to do the David Rush.

[Christopher (Bob and Tom Show Extra host)]

Thing.

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[Tom Griswold]

Everybody.

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[Pat Godwin]

Podcast. This is the show where we bring you in depth interviews with U.S. soccer.

[Tom Griswold]

Stars. This time, we. Sam.

[Harry Gooch]

Coffey. The World cup is in two.

[Christopher (Bob and Tom Show Extra host)]

Years. Is it time.

[Chick McGee]

Yet? Like, can we get back in into.

[Tom Griswold]

Camp? TIM REAM we're going to continue to show other countries we're not going to be pushed.

[Pat Godwin]

Around. And Jedi Robinson every time you.

[Chick McGee]

Come back and you put the jersey.

[Pat Godwin]

On, it means more and more each time. So we'll be back here with all the best.

[Chick McGee]

Stories. The U.S. soccer.

[Pat Godwin]

Podcast. We've got a lot to talk.

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